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| This roleplay was created for the fun of it and for a RWA-WCW match. Do not take anything I said for real, because it's all in good fun as you know. This roleplay was created by Michael Walker all HTML and banners belong to me too and were given to me by James Hanson!! I pity the poor fool that trys to steal my stuff!!! 2-2-0 AIM: Greato25 MSN: greato25@hotmail.com
Though Thunder was set up to be one of the better shows in the history of World Championship Wrestling long and storied history. But as it was all being built up, it had seemed that TNT dropped the ball and the tape for Thunder was lost. This left WCW waiting on the finding of the tape and the fans waiting on the matches that had been built up by many great WCW superstars. Finally WCW President Mr. Right found the tape and decided to show it on a review show known as world wide. When the tape was played the world was shocked at what took place at the main event. The show without a doubt lived up to it's billing, then it started to get weird as we saw the return of La Parka to WCW in the six man caged heat main event. Many fans wondered what La Parka was doing in a main event, seeing how he was never thought as main event material. As the match went on the Rock hit the Rock bottom on "Y2J" Chris Jericho, but in the confusion La Parka was able to get the pin to win the world title shot for his team at greed. If that wasn't weird enough for the people watching around the world, Mr. Right was then revealed to be La Parka and was going to get a world title shot at WCW Greed. But now where did that leave "Y2J" Chris Jericho and the rest of the corporate hitmen. While Mr. Right and the Rock were going to get their chance at becoming world champion at Greed. But it seemed that Jericho and Cat were about to take the PPV off, but that was not to be true soon, because Jericho now had a chance to get a world tag team titles shot at Greed if they could beat Bam Bam Bigelow and Sean Stasiak. But we knew how much Jericho wanted to be apart of the world title match, would that affect him in the tag title match??......
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(A house shows video entrance starts as soon as it's done it fades into Mr. Right's office that he had made somewhere in the United Center. Mr. Right sits behind his desk as the crowd boo's him. Mr. Right waits for a few moments for the crowd to quiet down.)
.::Mr. Right::.-I'm sure you know that World Championship Wrestling has had many different problems, but were finally on the right track heading into the Pay Per View known as Greed. But only recently we have had a develop in the card for the show before Greed and that problem lays in the Bam Bam Bigelow and Shawn Stasiak vs. The Cat and Chris Jericho tag team match for a tag team title shot.
(Crowd gives mixed reaction to the Cat and Jericho as Mr. Right continues)
.::Mr. Right::.-The Cat has decided to leave World Championship Wrestling and this causes many problems for the Spring breakout show. Under usually situations I would announce the match canceled, but I decided to do something different. Because at Spring breakout you will see Chris Jericho go against Bam Bam Bigelow and Shawn Stasiak in a handicap match. If Bam Bam and Stasiak are able to win they will go on to PPV as planned with the tag team title shot. But if Jericho wins he will go on to Greed with that shot and he will get the chance to hand pick his team mate to face the tag team champions Stevie Ray and Nova....
(Crowd cheers as the Nitro vision fades into a camera walking down a hall to a locker room, the camera zooms in on the name plate that reads corporate hitmen. Suddenly Mean Gene appears in the picture and starts to talk)
.::Mene Gene::.-Fans it was without a doubt a night to remember on Thunder, not only with the problems with TNT. But for what had happen in the main event that featured the top names in World Championship Wrestling today such names as Scott Hall, The Godfather, The Cat, the Rock, Chris Jericho and a few others went to hell for a chance at the world title. We were all shocked when on Thunder the mystery man that was in question to everyone in WCW was revealed to be La Parka. Which is a surprise in it's self, we haven't seen La Parka for a long time and during the match I was wondering about Mr. Right's thinking. La Parka was always a great star, but he wasn't what you called world championship material. Though during at the match, The Rock hit the rock bottom on Chris Jericho who is also apart of the hitmen, but was unable to get the pin because the Cat came and made the save. But in all the confusion La Parka got in the ring and pinned Chris Jericho winning it for his team. The Godfather knowing that he now had to face La Parka and Scott Hall, so he didn't wait to try to soften La Parka up. After hitting the pimp drop, Godfather ripped the mask off and revealed to the world that La Parka was really Mr. Right. This is a strange situation fans, we are now learning that Y2J has been just put in handicap match up against Shawn Stasiak and Bam Bam Bigelow by Mr. Right. We have no idea why Mr. Right would put his own Coperate Hitmen team mate Chris Jericho in a handicap match. But we all saw the announcement from Mr. Right only a few moments ago, now we don't know Mr. Right's exact location in the United Center, so we decided to try to get a word from the man that's in the handicap match himself. We are standing outside "Y2J" Chris Jericho's locker room as we speak and were hoping that we could get a word from him.
(Mene Gene starts to knock on the door, suddenly Chris Jericho seemly angry walks out to the hall and walks by Mene Gene till he cleans his throat. Jericho spins around to where Gene is standing and seemly turns back to normal.)
.::Mene Gene::.- Chris Jericho after a hell of a match in a caged heat you were rock bottomed by your own coperate hitmen team mate the Rock. La Parka, who we found out was Mr. Right was able to pick up the pieces and pin you?? I want to ask how does this make you feel?
.::Chris Jericho::.-How did the make me feel Gene Mene, well I'm glad you asked that question.....Let's see how does the six man caged heat make me feel.......well first off I feel like I've been Rockbottomed 100 times...I feel like I've been bashed over the head with a chair a 1000 times and every damn second I see myself getting pinned by Mr. Right. So when you ask me how do I feel, well I feel great Gene Mene. You see junior Mr. Right picked up the win for the corporate hitmen and that's all that matters. Even if I had to take the fall Y2J is a man of his word and I said that it wouldn't break the hitmen if one of us didn't get in the world title match and I'm sure the hell not going to complain about the out come of that match. But I won't lie to you at first I felt this inner rage to beat the hell out of anyone I saw and right now I would not want to be my next opponent. Because I am waiting for the next jackass, who wants to step up to the Y2J try it and Gene Mene I want you to watch the Ayatolla of Rock n' Rolla hand out the worse Y2J beating eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ever seen in the WCW history to the next jerky in line.
.::Mene Gene::.-Well it the lost hasn't hurt your confidence, as you know you have a tag team match for a title shot at Greed. But Chris Jericho are you aware that you were just put in a handicap match against the very same two that you were suppose to fight in a tag team match with the Cat?
.::Chris Jericho::.-You know every idiot in this arena today is thinking..(in a weird voice) "there is a no chance for Y2J to beat Bam Bam Bigelow and Shawn Stasiak alone" that's where they are wrong. Because after all that has happen to me, I feel like taking all my angry out of those two jackasses. If I have a tag team partner or not, because either way the Y2J virus is going on to Greed to claim his first WCW championship whether anyone likes it or not. You see whether people like Scott Hall has seen or not, you may put me down but it won't take me long to get back up once again. You see Scott as luck would have it you somehow was able to steal another shot from someone deserving like myself. But Scotty I want you to know something, because it's went through your mind a billion times already. You see Scotty you have to go into Greed on probably the biggest title shot of your life with fear, you see Scotty you got to ask the question is this is set up or not? You see no matter what you do to shake that fear all through the match at Greed. You'll wait for it, but you see that fear will be your downfall as you stumble into the Rockbottom and pinned for the 1...2...3. Scotty you know that I proved that I was the better man the first time we meet in that I was the better man, not only was I able to beat you. I had to also had to fight off your skanky girlfriend, then at the end I was beating you so bad that I had time to not grab Pamela Poolshock and show her how a real man kisses. Then I even had time to slip out of that crappy finisher you like to call the outsiders edge with no problem at all and make you scream "I quit" as I locked you in the Walls of Jericho. But there will be other times to show the world that I am better than Scott Hall, no I'm looking towards the future and I see in my future two losers that stand in my way of getting a tag team title shot at Greed. But it won't matter if they have four people against myself it won't make much difference, because the results will be the same and once it's all said and done. Y2J will be going on to Greed with a tag team title shot and there won't be a damn thing anyone can do about it. But speaking of this match, I think I might just find what the hell happen with the Cat.
(Jericho leaves as the camera focus on Mene Gene)
.::Mene Gene::.-Is there a problem in the Corporate Hitmen, fans stay tune for all the answers.
(Mene Gene and the camera crew go to find another interview for the show, Jericho walks down the hall looking for Mr. Right. Jericho notices a WCW official and walks up to him.)
.::Chris Jericho::.- Hey junior, you know where the hell Mr. Right went. I gotta find out what's up with the Cat leaving and why I now gotta face two idiots that can't even spell the word talent.
.::WCW Official::.- Actually I heard that Mr. Right took off in his limo after he made that announcement. I heard something about him going off to some meeting that has to do with WCW. So I don't know much where exactly he is, because I only am going by rumors. He might still be in the arena somewhere if you look around enough...oh yeah by the way, we got you lined up for a promo soon. So be prepared to go out there soon.
.::Chris Jericho::.- ok, well you know where the Wall is anyways?
.::WCW Official::.- I think he's down the hall
(Jericho walks do the hall looking for his bodyguard the man only known as the Wall. Jericho knew that the Wall wouldn't know too much, but it was still worth a shot to find the reason that the Cat quit WCW. As he is walking, he notices the Wall standing in the hall seemly deep in thought or just looking down to the ground.)
.::Chris Jericho::.-Hey Wall, what the hell are you doing?! Help me find Mr. Right, so I can find out why I'm now in a handicap match against Bam Bam and Stasiak!!
(The Wall slowly looks up and doesn't move much and says)
.::The Wall::.-You know you don't pay me enough for me to search or give a damn about your problems. I've done what I was hired to do and that was to keep everyone of those fans off your back. But I know this much though, I heard that the Cat got some injuries during that caged heat match and he was still being pushed in that tag metch. That's probably why he left WCW and why your in that match now.
.::Chris Jericho::.-....yeah probably, well if your not good enough for looking around Mr. Right then I'm going to make you earn your pay today. Because I'm scheduled to cut a promo next anyways...
.::The Wall::.-Fine whatever...
.::Mike Tenay::.-What a show we have witness so far, we are not even a week away from Greed and a major development has happen already. The Cat just a day away from teaming with Chris Jericho for a tag team title shot at Greed has stepped away from World Championship Wrestling for a unknown reason, fans were really in the dark also on why the Cat is now gone. But we do know this will leave "Y2J" Chris Jericho in a handicap match. But it seems that from the interview that we just saw from Mene Gene with Jericho, he is seemly not going to back down at all.
.::Scott Hudson::.-Give credit where credit is due, though fans may not like his new attitude Chris Jericho will fight you even if it's 2 on 1. As fans know he is apart of Corporate Hitmen and being a member carry's a lot of help to the top thanks to the WCW's president Mr. Right. But even though Jericho's a competitor and will go into this match with no problem at all. You got to wonder if Mr. Right has backed his own Corporate Hitmen member in a corner and is it a trap for Jericho.
.::Mike Tenay::.-Well I guess we will have to wait and see. Anyways we are set to hear from Chris Jericho himself in a few moments.
(The Nitro vision lights up with the Y2J count down as fans give a mixed reaction to it as it reaches zero the lights turn off. It's silent for a few moments as pyrotechnics blast off on the stage "Break the Walls down" blasts on the PA system, the lights turn back on again, Chris Jericho and the Wall stand in the entrance way. Jericho does his normal poses as he holds a microphone in hand, he then raises the microphone up and waits a few moments)
.::Chris Jericho::.-Welcome to Chicago is Jericho!!!!!!!
(Crowd gives Jericho mostly cheers, mixed in with some boos.)
.::Chris Jericho::.-I know some of the stupid people in this crowd today would think that I would come out here mad about my lost to Mr. Right. Well if that's what you think....well your as dumb as you look and sound. Because as I said before as long as it's in the corporate Hitmen Y2J couldn't give a damn just who holds it as long as when Greed goes off the air one of the corporate hitmen is holding that world title up high. Whether it's the Rock........or Mr. Right himself, I proved to the world that Y2J will always put the hitmen, before himself. Because unlike some of the other jack asses in the back I'm not a selfish man and unlike one guy in the back, who has to have to have a filthy, dirty, disgusting, skanky, brutal bottom feeding trashbag hoe for a girlfriend sleeping with everyone in the back just to get somewhere in World Championship Wrestling. Though I will admit without Y2J at Greed it will hurt Pay Per View buy rates and WCW will finally go into a deep depression in which it won't recover again. But don't worry Jerichoholics because I still have one chance to get a match at WCW Greed and not just any match...no because this will be for a very high championship indeed. But to be in this match you don't only need one man, I will even admit that my own Corperate Hitmen team mate Mr. Right has put Y2J's back against the wall by making me face both Bam Bam and Stasiak by myself. Bam Bam and Stasiak I bet you are in are in the back thinking to yourself, well their is two of us and one of Y2J, how can he ever think he has a chance at winning this match and going on to greed. Well the fact is that I know your thinking that right now is how I will beat you two idiots, now I know all my true Jerichohalics (gets a mixed reaction) know that the way that their hero Y2J will beat two men is out smart them. You see after I get done destroying those two jerky's, Mr. Right will then reward me with a tag team title shot at Greed. At the Pay Per view Greed and I will have the chance to choice who ever I want to be my partner, I will search around the world for the greatest athlete....well next to myself of course and I will find the baddest mamma jammer for my partner. You see this time Mr. Right did something right, now I want every fan in this arena and all at home to look up from their king size bags of potato chips and see the man that will destroy two men at Spring Breakout and a man that will go on to Greed to become one half of the tag team champions of the world . Bam Bam your still around the wrestling world, but then again so is Sting, Hogan, Flair and the best of the spotlight steeling jack asses. But your much more different than a Hogan and the rest, because unlike them your the only one that has always sucked!! Though I give you credit, your the man that paved the way for so many tatoo,bald headed, fat, slow losers that make it appoint to week in and week out bore all my Jerichohalics with their brutally boring matches. You see Bam Bam no matter what you have done you have and always will be the jack ass who seven years ago fought a clown and a midget...not to mention you had your freak of nature girlfriend Luna in your corner. How about that time six years ago that Vince McMahon knew that he was in trouble as the WCW was getting even more popular, so what did Vinny do he brought in a big named former football player to spike ratings. After he was able to give LT enough money he then looked to the locker room to find the one man that was begging to lose to him. A man that if his career was destroyed by this.....well it's too bad, he sucked anyways. I think all long time wrestling fans know who he came out with Bam Bam, he came out of that locker room with you. So at Wrestlemania 11 you preceed to make yourself a bigger joke than you already and you lost to that football player that had only a few months. So after that your career was in a tale spin and the WWF did all it could do to save you, but then you knew it was hopeless so you fled to any company that would take a tattooed, bald headed, slow, fat wrestler. Bam Bam you ran from me all these years as I went to do what you couldn't and save the WWF, you ran here to WCW. But now the Y2J virus is back in WCW. Bam Bam your timing can't be anymore bad, because you face a Y2J virus that's just a little more angry and a little more dangerous, because Bam Bam I get my revenge for what happen at Thursday Thunder (world wide). So Bam Bam don't come in the ring thinking your going to leave with just a Y2J beating, but be ready to be destroyed Ayatolla style!! Now on to Sean Stasiak...what's to say about Stasiak other than he could never bring it to another level. Let's go back in time remember Shawn when you had your taste of "WWF attitude", but you had one major problem while in there, you couldn't keep your damn mouth shut. So you ended up here in World Championship Wrestling and while in the WCW you joined a group of green losers that would make Greenberg himself proud. You see Shawn after months and months of your group of losers running down here to bore the hell out of my Jerichohalics, you decided finally to go it alone and we found out something for sure and that thing is this. That Shawn you still can't keep your damn mouth shut, now Shawn in your entire life I may be the first that will beg you to SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! Shawn you walk out here and call yourself "the Star", but does anyone really care about you Stasiak?! I mean you can go on and on in this very ring and bore all my Jerichohalics telling them how great you are. But the reality is Shawn that they don't give a damn, because no matter your nickname you will always be nothing more than a green loser. So junior you think you can step up to the Y2J virus huh....well the same thing will happen to you that happen to Scotty Hall as I put you in the Walls of Jericho and make you scream "I quit". Now after I get finish beating Bam Bam and Stasiak, myself and my partner will walk into the Greed with a chance to become tag team champions and when the pay per view comes to an end. You are looking at one half of the new WCW tag team champions.
("Break the Walls down" blasts on the PA system as Jericho does a few poses and then disappears from the crowds sight.)
.::Mike Tenay::.-Strong words from Y2J
.::Scott Hudson::.-Though they might come back to haunt him like in match's past, I don't think Jericho can afford to take this handicap match lightly.
.::Mike Tenay::.-Well were out of time fans, join us on Spring breakout 2001
(A copyright appears on the screen as it fades out into the dark)
Would Chris Jericho be able to over come the handicap??? If he won, who would his partner be??? Will I ever shake off the lost and break to get RPing skillz back??? (probably not, but it's a good question) soon Spring breakout would have the long awaited answers to those questions.
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