(We open up the scene with a camera shot of the door, suddenly a hand reaches up to the door, and knocks at the door. Amy Dumas looks out, she looks around, and not seeing anything. Finally she looks down, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh, hello sweetie....you here to see Ashley, she's working on her web movie reviews.

(Amy cracks opens the door to show Ashley in a long coat, and a skull cap as she tapes her movie review to be posted on the LauraAshley website.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-O...M...G this movie is the greatest! First the movie starts with a cute little boy! *She points to herself*....IIIIII was a cute little boy ONCE...

(Suddenly Ashley stands there frozen, her expression stays completely the same with a giant smile as seemly she is frozen in her blonde moment. Laura wanders over towards Ashley.)

Laura: Y....you.... were a boy?

.::Ashley Irvine::.-(she blushes, and looks around, and throws a smoke bomb. But Ashley is still there as she "hums "be yourself" nervously) No...but some mean people say my TWIN was one once. That makes me sooooo angry *she shakes her fist at a computer screen.*

.::Amy Dumas::.-She just gets excited when she does these reviews...you wouldn't believe what she says.

(Amy plays with the computer, and shows a clip of Ashley from a previous movie review.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Then there is this guy, who is Adolf Hitler.....IIIIII MET ADOLF HITLER TOO!!....He signed my book! Mom! What's an Adolf Hitler?

Laura: That's... a little weird. Hows our website coming along anyway?

.::Ashley Irvine::.- Hehehe...I made it pretty, watch?

(She shows Laura the LauraAshley.com set, which has a cartoon Ashley waving, and says "HI Mr. or Ms. visitor", and it also says "BIG NEWS: OMG, LAURA HAS BIG NEWS FOR MEH MOM, how cool is that?")

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Hehehe....we haven't found out what it was...but we'll find out!

Laura: Big news? How do you know I have big news!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Had something to do with this big lady who didn't have a face. All I could see is...lumps on...chest...she was sooooo nice....she also said to keep on working on meh Flux capacititor, but I'm not sure what she was talking about..

Laura: Well... yea... I do have big news... *she turns to Amy* Amy you've been invited to a party!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Oh cool! I love parties.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Party? Really? Who's party is it, I'm kind of busy hun. Is it for you, and some of your little friends. Just makes sure your little sister is invited too.

Laura: I don't know whose party it is.... basically.... my phone made this loud noise... so I picked it up... and there was this man there. He sounded REALLY old. And he told me that you and Maria are going to be taking Stephanie to a.... a.... Playboy? Party.

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Playboy....I thought both of us didn't want to play a boy at any point! Boy's are so YUCKIE....especially your brother....he's soooooooo *she does the Bret Hart word spell out in the air that spells "CREEPY!*

Laura: I just ignore him mainly... I get to do all the cool things like sit around here and hire and fire people... and he gets to.... be... where ever he is... and sit and listen to Rachel talk about world domination and how great the color black is.

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Black? What about pink! I love pink (she hums "Bret Hart's theme" once she realizes that she has pink and black). My sister's sooooo cool, she'll tell you too...I always like that, because it means I don't have to think about it!

Laura: Well Amy, are you looking forward to your party! The old man sure was excited about you being there....

(Amy starts to laugh nervously.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Hey! You made my Mom go me!!! I LUV WHEN SHE GOES ME! Laura, I think your new guy is broken, he was suppose to be like...."ooooh yeahhh", but he didn't do that....why won't he do that?

Laura: I don't know... I thought I got Randy Savage... then again I don't read all those BORING bits of paper anyway.

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Just be sure he's LETHAL next time...

(She looks over, and see's CJ Lethal waving to her.)

Laura:Am I supposed to be scared of that guy? Because for some reason.... I'm not.

.::Ashley Irvine::.-I don't know, but he keeps yelling at me...like that stupid jerk in my movie...

(We fade away into a clip)

Jarred Norrington-Ms. Swann, I agree, I'd love the chance to smash them. I hear that smashing them is good fun, and I can give them what they deserve a..........LEGENDARY END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy Swann-Ouch! You jerk! *she shakes her fist* That hurt my ears Mr. Norrington!!

Laura: What the hell just happened.... I'm confused... I guess I better get back to Mickie.... enjoy your party Amy!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Oh *she hums sadly* BYE LAURA!

(She hugs Laura as we fade out with that.)

(We open at the scene at a playboy party, obviously at the Playboy mansion. Suddenly the camera searches around aimlessly, and finally comes upon Stephanie who is looking around nervously, while Amy and Maria aren't paying attention to her. They seem more confused.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Hey Maria, ever think that this party is a bit....different than the one we had when we did this?

Maria: Different? Different how?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well...for one you brought the entire Chicago Bears offense with you....

(Suddenly we move to the left as the Bears are dancing, yelling out "yippee!! WE DON'T EXIST". While Jay Cutler is in the corner refuses to get off his seat.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I really don't think that was the same bear you met that one time....

Maria: Well.... I tried.... poor bear... he'd have liked it here...

.::Amy Dumas::.-Eeerrr....cheer up, there are far more pressing matters right now, I mean we fit in with everyone else. But for some reason...this doesn't feel right.

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Your telling me...

(Suddenly drunk Lindsey Lohan stumbles into the picture, laughing, she comes up to Maria, and says.)

.::Lindsey Lohan::.-Hehe....hey...you want to hear a secret?

(Maria looks down at Lindsey and gets wide eyed.)

Maria: Erm.... sure?

.::Lindsey Lohan::.-hehe....I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR...I said that out loud didn't I, who cares...I'm Lindsey Lohan, it's all forgiven in a few weeks after I do something else!!!

Maria: That's great Lindsey but erm.... this is a..... lingerie party?

(The camera zooms out as Amy, Stephanie, and Maria are staring as Lohan stumbles away completely naked. Possibly only get parts of the top of her ass as she goes as people watch she leaves the room.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Huh....she seems like she's getting better.

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Oh man....guys...do I really need to be here...I really don't want to be here right now.

(We now see that Amy, Maria and Stephanie are standing there in lingerie, with Stephanie wearing purple, Amy black and Maria pink. Maria is still staring at Lindsey's ass as she stumbles off.)

Maria: Guys.... now me and Mickie broke up.... am I still a lesbian?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Eeerrrr....I wouldn't know, it seems like I'm the only one of JAM that didn't get some lesbian like issues...maybe I should have listen to this...

(Amy holds up a paper that says "JAM is just a bunch of lesbians on their period!".)

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Oh my gawd.....

.::Joey Styles::.-That's not it at all....it's OHMIGAWWWWDDD!!!

.::Amy Dumas::.-I really want to answer Stephanie, but first off Maria, it all depends what floats your boat I suppose.

Maria: Oh Amy... I don't own a boat... you're thinking of Marina, she's the boat one.

R-Truth-Boat?! Whats this all about a boat...lil Jimmy owns a boat!! I ain't getting in no boat with ya O...Bama!

(They all look creeped out, and Amy turns to Stephanie, and she says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-So what's your deal now Stephanie, you been kinda dragging your feet with this, you might as well get it over with.

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Eeeerrr...it's not that....really it's not. I just don't want to be HERE right now.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Why's that....?

(Stephanie points over to a giant promotional picture of Stephanie as the next cover girl, suddenly we see Hobo Vince McMahon come into the picture, and hits a fist to someone looking at it, and yells.)

.::Vince McMahon::.-NO ONE LOOK!! THAT'SSSS MY DAUGHTER...AW SCREW IT!! IF ANYONE'S GONNA LOOK, I'MMMMM GONNA DO IT....MEEEE AND THE N...W...OOOOOO....oh wait...just me.

.::Hulk Hogan::.-Brother?!

Maria: That's a little bit.... erm.... what's the word.... oh... if Ashley was here she would tell me....

Ashley Massaro: Crpy?

Maria: What are you talking about.....

(Ashley stares at her blankly.)

Maria: Sorry I meant..... Wht r yo tlkng bt?

.::Amy Dumas::.-hhhhhhmmmmm wonder if this is what my daughter was talking about earlier.

*Flash back*

.::Ashley Irvine::.-YAY Laura!! Guess what!?!

Laura: What? You finally got your phone to work?

.::Ashley Irvine::.-No....still working on that....BUT...it's almost as cool as that! I've finally got my vowel stealer working!! I need all I can get...although for some reason it only steals them from meh twin....*hums "be yourself" concerned* Oh well, sure she won't miss them!! How coooooool is that?!

Laura: A vowel stealer? That's the most useful invention since the sarcasm detector!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-I know!!! It's sooooo cooooooooolLlL. HeY, WhAt HaPpEnEd To MeH wOrDS....i ThiNk It StIlL hAs CrAe BuGs iN iT!!

(We fade back to the party, where Maria, Amy and Stephanie have started to move around, seeing who else is in attendence. Maria looks over at someone.)

Maria: Hey.... isn't that Pamela Anderson?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah...surprisely she hasn't gone as much south as I would expect with as many things that have been done to that body.

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Also the relationships, I lost count after Kid Rock....mostly because it made me dumber by thinking about it.

Maria: She looks good to me.... then again.... it's a Playboy party... she wasn't gonna come here not looking a million dollars...

.::Amy Dumas::.-I wouldn't be too sure about that Maria.

(We see Mark Henry...once again in women's underwear.)

.::Mark Henry::.-I'M THE QUEEN OF E-FEDS!! BOW BEFORE ME!! BECAUSE I'M THE SILVER BACK!!

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Oh! Isn't she going out with Brett Michaels now?

Maria: Brett Michael's? Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels? At the same time? My God..... now I know what they mean when they talk about them 2 having a "screw job".

(Suddenly Vince McMahon comes out of no where yelling "THAT'S RIGHT I SCREWED BRETTT!!" Suddenly out of the picture Vince gets super kicked by Brett Michaels wearing Hitman glasses, as he struts out to "Why can't we be friends?" We move over to the bar who has Kevin Nash who is clearly drunk.)

.::Kevin Nash::.-Ya know what you gonna do? Your gonna thank me! YEAH THANK YOU MR. NASH!! That's what your gonna do!!

(The bar teader just so happens to be Keira Knightley. She looks annoyed, and she decides to take her rage out on Mark Henry who doesn't die.)

.::Keira Knightley::.-I don't understand....why...won't ....you...die?!! Like everyone else does before my awesomeness, while the better characters that could probably in real life snap me like a twig all look like idiots in comparison? You know...LIKE MY REAL LIFE!!!

Maria: This is starting to get weird....

(Suddenly Katie Price walks by for some reason in her booby prime again. Amy looks at her, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Speaking of weird, I know I'm big...but having boobs that big would be hell!

Maria: Oh I don't know.... I think I could get used to it! Think of all lthe guys I could pull.... I mean girls.. I mean... guys... girls... erm.... oh God...

.:: Stephanie McMahon::.-Is she always this...confused?

.::Amy Dumas::.-This is one of her better days..

(Suddenly the girls are approached by possibly the last person they expected to see...)

Cena: Glad you girls could make it.... wouldn't be the same without seeing you 3 in lingerie...

(Amy looks at Cena, she turns to a waiter, and grabs a cup of water, and thinks about splashing it on her face, but then decides that she doesn't want to mess up her make up. She looks back, and she see's Cena's still there. Then Amy figures out a reason for Cena who been in jail for months to be here, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I get it....this is Cena's Mexican counterpart...funny joke. Making me think that the man who raped me is here. You really got me going, especially due to the fact that after I get away from him, I somehow end up taking care of his kids while he's being raped in jail...nice joke....hahaha....

.::X-Frio::.-VIVA LA X-FRIO!

(Stephanie pulls a cell phone out...no idea where she was holding it, just go with it.)

.:: Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-My god, sarcasm dectectors are blowing up all over the world, oh the humanity!

Cena: Don't worry Amy... you wont have to watch them much longer. Mine and Velvet's case is coming up soon and honestly... there's no way they can pin this on either one of us. You can go back to randomly turning up at my office and begging me to sleep with you and me having to resist soon enough....

.::Amy Dumas::.-And then you woke up right? Because I couldn't get away fast enough, I don't mind watching the kids, as I like them. But I got enough to do with my job, and it's been really suffering. But sure Luther Savage will be happy if you do somehow get out, then he'll have someone actually corrupt to go after.

Cena: Who? Didn't he die? But nevermind.... why talk about business when I have 3 extremely hot, barely clothed women in front of me? Not to mention hundreds more running around this place. So Stephanie.... got a date for your shoot yet?

(She blushes, obviously it's still embarrassing for her, thankfully she is saved by Keira Knightley)

.::Keira Knightley::.-HEY! Your not on the guest list, how do you get pass my security, they are unstoppable, unbeatable, and all in all, invincible! It's impossible that you got past them!!!

Cena: Oh God... she discovered I helped Amy Jo sneak in.... I just figured if we got her and Portman together, we might get a hot lingerie cat fight.... maybe I'm about to get my wish....

(Outside of the mansion, Natalie Portman and Amy Jo Johnson are staring down each other after obviously engaged into some sort of battle.)

.::Natalie Portman::.-It is clear to me that our epic battle will not be decided by our knowledge, but our skills with a light saber.

.::Amy Jo Johnson::.-Oh shut up, you dress like Rita, and you smell like Lord Zed.

(She pulls out a light saber, and turns it on looking threatening. Amy Jo closes her eyes, knowing what she has to do, but she really doesn't want to.)

.::Amy Jo Johnson::.-Damn it...I'm not going to live this down, am I? Oh well...I really want to win this battle...just don't...do what I think is next...