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::Disclamer::This Roleplay is property and is controlled by of Michael Walker . Please, do not steal this layout, all credit for the lay out goes to James Hanson. This Roleplay is in use for the EMF. This Roleplay is not to be used anywhere else. Do not take this roleplay seriously, this is under my character in the RWA Chris Jericho. So just don't take my god damn RP and I won't have to hunt you down and give you a Y2J beating that you will never..eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr ever forget again(you get the point). If you got any questions just e-mail Michael Walker. RWA's Angelica Boycott/Amy Dumas/Lita is owned by CaNdYtettybear . If used in this RP, all credit goes to her for the character Angelica Boycott/Amy Dumas/Lita . I'm working off a valet offer she gave me a while back. As I said before I will never pretend to be better at using her character, I use this character with all the respect in the world for the character and the RPer herself. Enjoy this roleplay, and give me credit for all that is written....Enjoy ::Disclaimer:: |
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Segment Title: Truth or Dare |
Singles Record: 0-0 |
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People Used: 'Queen of Extreme' Amy Jericho, Jackie Cena, Maria, Chris Jericho...and a whole bunch |
People Mentioned: Stephanie McMahon, Christy Hemme and Trish Stratus!! |
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Date of Card: 1/20/07 |
Match: JAM (Jackie Amy and Maria) vs. Stephanie McMahon-Walker, Christy Hemme and Trish Stratus |
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(The scene opens. We see Jackie Cena and Maria Kanellis pulling up in a car into the drive way of Amy Jericho's house. Seemingly they are there to pick up Amy for something. They exit the car and begin heading towards her house.)
Jackie: "God... I can't wait for this! It feels great to have time to spend with you guys after all the time I spend worrying about divorce...."
Maria: "Yea... it's been too long since we all went out! I just want you to forget all that stuff and really enjoy yourself!"
(Jackie smiles and then walks up to the door and rings the bell, and then they stand, waiting for Amy to let them in.)
(Amy opens the door, and greets them with a smile, she says.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Hey Jackie, Maria. I'm just about ready, although I still need to wait for Jericho to get home. I just got a call from him, he said he's on his way. But would you two like to come in, for drinks or something. I just need to wait for him to get home so he can watch Ashley.
Jackie: "Yea sure, that sounds great Amy. Although... *in a joke like tone* you sure you should be drinking this early?"
.::Amy Jericho::.-*Amy laughs, and says* No, no, no...not that type of drinking! Something like water, or something. I'm not sure if you're ready to see me when I'm drunk.
Maria: "I'd love to see Ashley again actually! Does she still hum a lot? I'm not sure if that's normal..."
(Amy gives Maria a confused look, and says.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Humming? No, I never heard her hum before. I was talking to her though, I mentioned you, and for some reason she got really happy.
(Amy steps aside, and says)
.::Amy Jericho::.-But anyways, come on in. It'll only be a little bit before we can leave.
(Jackie and Maria enter the house, and Jackie turns back to Amy.)
Jackie: "So where's Chris run off to that was so urgent he had to hold us up?"
.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh, just went to the store. We ran out of a few things, so he went to quickly get them. He had a bit of a line to get through. But like I said, he's on his way right now.
(Suddernly Maria begins to look around)
Maria: "Err... can anyone hear that? Amy is there anyone else here.. coz I could swear someone called my name...."
(Amy looks at Jackie, Jackie shrugs, and Amy looks back with an amused look.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-I'm pretty sure that I didn't hear anything. Were the only one here...unless it was the parrot!
(Amy points up, as the parrot is flying around over the heads of JAM and is yelling)
.::The parrot::.-BBBBBBAAAARRRRRR Don't eat me! Don't eat me! BBBBBBBBAAAAAARRR
.::Amy Jericho::.-*mumbling under he breath* That will teach him to fly into Mark Henry's house...
(Maria heads off in the direction of Ashley's room.)
Jackie: "I wonder whats up with her... she always acts weird when we come here...."
.::Amy Jericho::.-Not sure, but I'm sure she just really like's Ashley. Ashley seems to really like her too...she giggles everytime she hears her name....Anyways, would you like to get that drink? I couldn't talk you into having pickle juice, can I?
Jackie: "Err.... no thanks... I think i'll stick to something a bit less.... weird?"
.::Amy Jericho::.-*Amy laughs* It was worth a try....you know when I was pregnant. I totally forgot that I don't like pickles. Makes me wonder how I'll be the next time.
(Amy signals for Jackie to follow her, Jackie does so. Amy and Jackie end up in the kitchen. After giving specifically what she wants, Amy gets Jackie's drink for her, and gets one for herself. There is a TV in the kitchen, talking randomly about the EMF. But nothing of importance to both Jackie and Amy. Finally Jackie decides to continue their conversation.)
Jackie: "So Amy... you seemed to imply back there that Ashley was not the only child you plan on having.... anything I should know about?"
(Amy looks at Jackie, laughs, and says.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Well...of course not right now. But no, there isn't anything important. I'm not pregnant again, if that's what you mean. Jericho and I decided we should be safe until everything cool's down in the EMF. But I will say...that when Jericho and I got engaged. We often talked about having children. We planned on having 2 or 3. So I wouldn't doubt you seen the last of me pregnant.
Jackie: "Yea... well good for you Amy! I hope everything works out really well and you have all the children you want! Ashley sure seems happy enough... I mean Maria even thinks she hears her humming with joy... speaking of which where do you think Maria got to?"
.::Amy Jericho::.-I'm not sure, I saw her going towards Ashley's room....maybe I should go check on her?
Jackie: "Well... might be a good idea. At least then we know Ashley's safe... or rather Maria's safe from being out-smarted by her..."
.::Amy Jericho::.-*Amy laughs* Yeah, that's for sure. I'll be right back.
(Amy walks out of the room, and goes up the steps on to the second floor. She goes towards the room. Amy freezes not believing what she see's as she looks in the room. She see's her baby Ashley in her stroller. It looks like five cards were placed in her hands. Maria is holding five cards as well. Suddenly Ashley lets out a giggle, as Maria gives her trademark frown. Then Maria see's Amy standing there not knowing what to say.)
Maria: "Err... is it normal for a baby to beat me so badly?"
.::Amy Jericho::.-eeerrr.....not sure Maria. Are you alright?
Maria: "Yea.... I think Ashley wants you to look at how well shes doing... either that or she's just trying to rub it in my face...."
(Amy gives Ashley a weird look, she shrugs and looks at a pile of money. She shrugs, and plays along with it, thinking that Maria's just messing with her, and says.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Aww...that's very good dear. Play nice with Maria now. *Amy kisses Ashley's forehead. Ashley gets more happy, and Amy looks at Maria* Eeerrr...Maria, how about I check on you later, alright?
Maria: "Hm ok Amy, maybe you could stop your daughter robbing me blind then!"
.::Amy Jericho::.-I'm sure you'll be alright, but I'll check again to make sure.
(Amy goes out, and she laughs a little to herself. Thinking that Maria was just messing with her. Amy walks back down stairs, and see's Jackie watching the TV that was in the kitchen.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Well....Maria's alright, I think.
Jackie: "That's good.... bit wierd of her to jsut go off but... I know how much she likes Ashley..."
.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah, so what were you watching?
Jackie: "Oh I just turned it on... couldn't find the remote to change it! It's the news I think... they are just doing sport... some more garbage about David Beckham saving soccer you know...."
.::Amy Jericho::.-Awwww, not again. They need to stop that, I think if I hear another word about that I'm going to scream. It's weird, because soccer's not big over here. But then again, I was a swimmer, so I guess I shouldn't be talking about big sports.
(Suddenly the reporter talks about something EMF related. Jackie and Amy look at it.)
.::Reporter::.-In EMF news...last Shockwave we saw President John Cena put the group known as JAM in an elimination bra and panties match against the returning Stephanie McMahon-Walker, Trish Stratus, and Christy Hemme. Also, today former EMF superstar Wes Ikeda was stopped from killing himself after realizing that he was gay. Also.....the search goes on for Edge. Do you know where to find the man that's well good? Please call in the station...and that's all for EMF news..
Jackie: "Well... can't say i'm shocked about Wes.... we all saw the way he looked at some of the guys in the locker room.... it was only a matter of time before he came out of the closet!"
.::Amy Jericho::.-I wouldn't have guessed, but then again.....oh god. He was trying to get close to Jericho. Not sure if that's something I want to tell him. I didn't even believe that Smarterchild guy when he said that Wes was the world record holder for sucking men or something.
Jackie: "Well... as much as i'd love to sit and bitch about Wes and speculate as to who he has sucked... I think there was sometihng more important in that news.... We are in a bra and panties match Amy! How come we didn't know about it sooner?"
(Amy starts to get a little red, and she looks worried)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Geez...not another one. I'm horrible at those matches..
Jackie: "Well... I don't have a terrible record so.... maybe I can help you out!"
.::Amy Jericho::.-That would be good, for some reason when it comes to that match. I don't know, for some reason I always lose my clothes....and sometimes get embarrassed other ways.
Jackie: "Well i'm sure if you lose them you will look fantastic! And whatever happens we will win... it's only a has been and two jobbers... an easy win for us!"
.::Amy Jericho::.-I hope, maybe I am a little more self-conscious about my body than I let on.
Jackie: "You shouldn't be... it's fantastic and all the guys love it! If you happen to lose clothing... just don't worry about it.. and focus on making sure we don't get screwed over and are able to save ourselves the even worse embaressment of losing this...."
.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah, yeah...your right. Just that stupid bastard Ken Kennedy keeps making fat jokes about me. Anyways....that won't happen, I'm sure that we'll win. Although, if we do, we have to do something that hasn't been done before. You know that right?
Jackie: "Er... no not really. What do you mean?"
.::Amy Jericho::.-Stephanie has never ever been stripped by her opponents...or anyone for that matter. They say that this is her type of match, the very type of match that started out the women's division in the EMF.
Jackie: "Well... Stephanie wasn't a has been back then! I'm sure that will all change come Shockwave... remember i've never lost to anyone except you... and lets admit it... that was a fluke!" *Jackie laughs, suggesting she's not entirely serious*
(Amy laughs, as she caught that Jackie wasn't serious on the last comment)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah, I'm sure you're right. Besides, it would be great to get her back for attacking us and stripping us all the past few weeks.
Jackie: "Yea... it certainly would! That's what I want more than anything... revenge for what she did to us!"
.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah, that was embarrassing. You know Jericho should be back at any moment, maybe I should tell Maria about this match.
Jackie: "Alright Amy... I'll turn this off before they go back to Beckham or something...."
.::Amy Jericho::.-I'll be right back, it might take me sometime. Ashley might need feeding as well. So I'll send Maria down here in case.
(Amy walks out of the room, and walks up the steps. She goes up to the second floor once again. She steps into the room. She stops dead in her tracks, and says.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Maria!
(OOC-For those who don't know. This is just a parody of Extreme strip poker from ECWWE)
(The camera show's baby Ashley in the same position with the cards in her hands. She has a smile on her face. The pile of money has grown....and now contains a shirt, and bra. We move over, as Maria is now totally topless. With blurs over her chest....so you can't see anything...Anyways Maria looks at Amy and says.)
Maria: "I told you she was beating me badly... she took all my money and now my clothes... she says if she wins again she wants to..... err.... eat me?"
(Amy can't believe what she's seeing, she just decides to say.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Un.....huh?
(Maria lays down her cards again, and Ashley throws hers down and laughs. Maria looks at them and then....)
Maria: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DOES SHE DO THAT? No Ashley... you can't eat me....."
.::Amy Jericho::.-Ok,...ok...I need to get this straight. She wants to eat you?
Maria: "Err... she says she likes.... these..." *Maria points to her breasts, which are still blurred!*
.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh I get it...Maria, after you get your clothes on. Jackie needs to talk to you. As for Ashley, she's just hungry...that's my job.
(Amy takes Ashley from her stroller that she's sitting in, and brings her to another room. As Maria gets big eyes.)
(Maria watches Amy as she leaves, and then she realises what is happening and shouts...)
Maria: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ASHLEY'S GOING TO EAT MY FRIENDS BOOBS!"
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