Last week a legend return, Primetime had made his long awaited return. For someone like Kevin Kelly, it was the ending of a long journey of hardship, and obsession. But that is another story for another time, which most likely won't be told, so it was worth while to mention. Anyways, Primetime faced Christian, a wrestler who known to have a lot of talent, but always seems to have his head else where. As the match went on, it was clear that even though there was some clear rust on Primetime, his ability had not left him. Everytime that it seemed that Christian thought he could away this match easily, Primetime had a counter. At some point at the end of the match, Christian thought he had the match well in hand, only for Primetime to counter once again into a pinning combination, and the win. You would think that would be the end of this situation, but it is not. This is Christian, the man who has struck out with a million women, only to keep striking out with a million more. Everyone knew that this was not the end of the Primetime, and Christian feud, not by a long shot. Not while Primetime still occupied the Extreme Measures Federation, and had a breath left in his body. Ok, he probably wouldn't kill him, or would he...after all he does have access to the mob in the EMF. However, they do reek of Pond's, and in the world of Christian, Pond's just ain't cool. So what was next for Captain Charisma? Well, seemly we didn't have long to wait to find out that answer. It would seem that Christian was not quite done with his opponents that he lost to at last Pay Per View, the Undertaker. Which just like Primetime was not going to be an easy feat, as the Undertaker in his own right in World Wrestling Entertainment is a legend. His reign of terror has ran over some of the greatest names in professional wrestling history, period. Which also includes an undefeated streak at Wrestlemania, which is of course the WWE's biggest show of the year. So to say that this isn't going to be easy is an understatement, but Christian will definitely won't lose this match via lack of effort. As Christian not only has what happened at Whiplash on his mind, but what happened early in his career when he was with the WWE. Soon after he was brought into the WWE to be apart of a stable known as the Brood along with his brother Edge, and Gangrel. The three got the attention of the Undertaker, who was forming a stable of his own known as the Ministry of Darkness. It was not too long before The Undertaker asked the Brood to be apart of his stable. Which wasn't much of an invite, because it was either join the Ministry of Darkness willingly, or get beaten down, kidnapped, only to reappear in the MOD anyways. So it was clear what choice had to be made, sadly for the Brood it didn't last. They were made to do the dirty work of the Ministry, and whenever they failed, they would get beat down. So much in fact, they as a mini stable decided that it was not worth staying in the Ministry. This turned out to be a pretty good choice, even though that the Brood would split up soon there after, Edge and Christian went on to do great things, and the rest is history. But it would seem that moment Christian was in the Ministry of Darkness has always stuck in the mind of the "Instant Classic". Now at Shockwave, he has the chance to avenge his treatement once, and for all.

(We go to a house show from the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. Most of the crowd has been seated as they know that the show is about to start. In the ring the ring crew is putting on the final touches on putting the Peeps Show in the ring. Just as they finished the lights turn off on the crowd, and focuses on the ring. The crowd cheers as they know that this is the signal that the shows about to start. Suddenly "Just Close Your Eyes" by Story of the Year blasts on the PA system as Christian walks out into the isle wearing jeans, and a shirt. He looks over the crowd who boo's him, he grins like they love him. He walks down slowly pointing out all his Peeps. He steps inside of the ring. He jumps on the turnbuckle, and looks over the crowd once again. He jumps down, and paces around the ring after he's handed the microphone. He signals for his music to cut off, and it does. Christian laughs at the boo's, then begins to talk.)

.::Christian::.-Now I know that I usually have the Peeps show when I have a special guest, but tonight I'm not going to do that. Most of you people in this audience tonight aren't even worth my time (crowd boo's). Boo all you want, that won't change the fact that while I might reek of awesomeness, you people just reek. Anyways enough about you people, I'm going to talk about the one person that matters, and that's me, and that's exactly what this show is about tonight...ME! After all, besides the level of quality of people I present this Peeps show in front of, it's also because I am just not in the mood. Last week, I was so totally ripped off by Past his Prime. Everyone one of you saw it, but not a one want to admit it to yourselves, because your jealous of Captain Charisma. Not only did Primetime get lucky by putting me in a surprise pinning combination, but he had my tights too. That's the lengths that Primetime will go to try to pull his life out of the gutter. That's fine Primetime, because even though that the record books in the EMF might say you are one of the biggest winners in Extreme Measures Federation history. We all know that in life, you're nothing more than a loser. Hell, if you didn't take this job, you probably would be living on the streets in a week. I realize that you need to do anything, and everything to make sure that the EMF doesn't realize how much of a loser you are, and what a mistake they made by bringing you back. So you need to resort to tactics like you did against me, so that you can live another day in the EMF, taking our money. Well I see right through you, quite frankly all your worth to us is if we need a resident whiner. We all know that's what your going to do the moment you get in this ring, so have at it Whinetime..for the time being. Because know that I'm not through with you, and after I take care of some other unfinished business...it's not over between us, this I promise you!

(The crowd starts to chant "Under...Taker", "Under...Taker", "Under...Taker". Christian looks around annoyed for a moment, and then continues with his promo.)

.::Christian::.-Oh yes, the Undertaker...the so called "Phenom" of World Wrestling Entertainment. Who as I pointed out, everytime he steps inside of an Extreme Measures Federation ring, becomes as successful as the Lakers would be if they didn't have the refs in their back pocket (crowd boo's). It's something that I still can't believe happens, but even with all that. Everytime I ask an EMF fan who are the top wrestlers of all time, the Undertaker's name always comes up, and I'm sick and tired of it. I mean...sereiously, everytime he's in the EMF ring, he stinks it up, and Whiplash was no exception. Now I would say that you escaped the embarrassment that you were due when Cry Time came down, and help AJ Styles cheat to beat me. But that wouldn't be true, because you pretty much did yourself, by stepping into an EMF ring again. But that's besides the point, you escaped the full measure of embarrassment due to you by me thanks to Primetime, and I'm not going to let you get away with it. Because Undertaker, I have owed you a beat down for a long time. You don't know what I'm talking about? Well let me remind you. You see after years of struggling to prove my talents in the Indy federations all around Canada, I finally got my break with WWE along with my brother, Edge. Together along with Gangrel, we were the Brood. But as we know, once you make the big time, you have to do everything, and everything to stay in any top wrestling organization out there. So a lot of the time you have to lower yourself to be the bitch of the veterans that are already there. It's only through that, that a young wrestler such as I was might the television time to make the people in charge in back, and everyone in the world know that Christian was the real deal. Now as I said...getting this opportunity usually does not come cheap. In fact you probably are going to do things that you probably never dream of doing, such as carry bags, get coffee, and all that crap for the veterans. I get it though, that's paying your dues, and in return it's worth it. But my story isn't quite like that, because the veteran that was willing to take me, my brother, and Gangrel under his wing was none other than the Undertaker. Now you'd think I should be happy, and grateful to learn under one of the biggest stars of this generation. I mean...some younger stars have to learn under Hardcore Holly for god sakes, but it wasn't like that...it wasn't like that at all. Not only did he boss us in the Brood around, but he expected us to go a little further than just carry his bags. No, the Brood got stuck doing his dirty work, and that included not only the dark BS that the Undertaker typically does. But it included kidnapping someone involved with the owner. You can see what my problem is with the Undertaker, he was not only was he using me for his own gain like a lot of these veterans do. But he was making sure that I never saw the benefits from it, I mean think about it. What benefits would you see from being in a big stable with a big star, if you piss off the guy in charge? Now Vince McMahon has done things in the past if it makes him money. That includes hiring back a useless woman who tried to sue him, he worked with a man who actually did successfully sue him, and even appointed the man who damn near put him out of business the RAW GM. But after what you made me be apart of, he wasn't going to give me my due, and you knew it. You were setting me up, because you knew if I ever got a foot hold in the WWE, that I would take your spot, and you not only served yourself in the present, but in the future. (note: For now ignoring the fact Vince turned out to be the higher power) You're a selfish man Undertaker, and if that was the worse thing you have done, maybe I would have let this go. But let me remind you something, you knew that once you did what you did, that Vince would send everyone, and everything after us, and that's what he did. Ken Shamrock locked me in the ankle lock, and forced me to tip him off of what you were doing. Ok, I can understand how that I didn't deserve to get off for doing that. But I didn't expect you to beat the shit out of me like you did Undertaker, no one did. Hell, the beating that Hardcore Holly gave to that kid on Tough Enough 3 that made him cry was nothing compared to the one that you gave me. It was something that made the Brood realize that following you was a lost cause. So we split apart from the Ministry of Darkness not sure of what the future held.

(Christian looks at the camera with a serious look on his face, but then the cocky grin returns to his face.)

.::Christian::.-Undertaker, you tried to ruin my career. But what you didn't count on is that I am the smartest man in wrestling today, and I knew what had to be done. We left World Wrestling Entertainment for a federation that would recognize our talents in the Extreme Measures Federation. The wWo, and things went just fine, we were viewed as equals. Sure it ended wrong, and sure I accidently beat the shit out of Wasabi's girlfriend Rachel. I guess old habbits die hard. But regardless of all that, I am still in a better position than I would have been had I stayed in the WWE. Now you would think that I would be happy with the fact that I'm successful, and the fact I got to punch the Undertaker a time or two at Whiplash would make me happy....but it doesn't end there. Oh no Undertaker, not by a long shot. Because there is years of frustration ready to come out, not just from you, but from AJ Styles, and Primetime, and I'm going to take it out all on you! In fact..when Shockwave is over, I'll beat the hell out of you so bad, that you will be left in a vegetative state!

(Suddenly fire pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage "Man on Fire" blasts on the PA system as the Undertaker's brother Kane walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring, and gets in Christian's face, and Christian says.)

.::Christian::.-I knew that would bring you to this ring, and that's why I got back up.

(Christian points to the entrance as we fade into this introduction video.)

(We fade back into the arena as Christian looks confused as Kane is stepping inside of the ring once again.)

.::Christian::.-So where did you go?

.::Kane::.-...I smashed your back up.

.::Christian::.-...oh....right...eeerrr...why do you have those metals around your neck?

.::Kane::.-Oh...while the introduction was going, I had the time to win a olympic gold metal, and write a best selling book.

(Kane shows the book, it's title is "if I'm about to smash Christian, this is how I will do it".)

.::Christian::.-Nice....

(Kane grabs Christian around the throat, lifts him up, and drives him down to the mat with the chokeslam. We fade away from that scene, and to a scene in the back stage area where Christian is crawling in pain after being smashed by Kane. Suddenly he comes upon the lead singer of Evanescence Amy Lee, who for some reason is backstage.)

.::Amy Lee::.-Oh hey Christian....just wanted to ask you. What would it take to change your theme song back to one of my songs?

(Christians annoyed yells at her.)

.::Christian::.-I TOLD EVERYONE THAT MY THEME WASN'T ONE OF YOUR SONGS.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Amy Lee shrugs, and says.)

.::Amy Lee::.-Fine...I was going to sleep with you to get you to change it, but I guess I'll have to find someone else.

.::Christian::.-Yeah you do that! I hate you!

(Amy Lee walks off, and then Christian gets to his feet as that felt good to do, suddenly he stops, thinks what he just said, and says.)

.::Christian::.-Wait...what? FUCK!

(We fade out with that)