(We open up in a dark room, suddenly Christian walks into the screen. He looks very confused as he looks around for anyone he knows, but he see's nothing as far as he can see. Suddenly he hears something behind him, and turns around. He see's a man that looks oddly familiar.)

.::Christian::.-....Triple H?

.::Man::.-.....

.::Christian::.-Where am I?

.::Man::.-You have entered into the land of Hell on Earth career losers. A land so horrible, that it sucks the very career, and talent out of you. I am it's keeper...."YOUR GOD" Jason Syrus.

.::Christian::.-My God?

.::Jason Syrus::.-NO! Your God.

.::Christian::.-Oh that's what I said...your My God.

(Jason Syrus looks annoyed.)

.::Christian::.-Or maybe your actually Michael Brownings god, but you certainly don't look like my brother. So anyways what's so bad about losing a career match at Hell on Earth. It's not like these career stips stick...

.::Jason Syrus::.-I don't think you understand...you see after every wrestler has lost were never the same.

.::Christian::.-Oh...well how bad could it be?

(Jason Syrus looks off behind him, as someone runs up to them, and says.)

.::Rod::.-Have either of you seen my "a"?

.::Salvatore Sincere::.-What the...I'm the wrong Salvatore damn it. Man...why do I got the urge to kill X-Cold. I mean that sincerely...I wonder if after X-Tazte unmasks if he'll need his gimmick anymore....

.::Christian::.-....so your saying that once you lose the Hell on Earth career match, your career is never the same. Well the jokes on you, because my career can't get any worse.

.::Jason Syrus::.-...can't it? How would you like to be pinned by Lance Sologub every day of your natural life!

(Christian shrugs, and says.)

.::Christian::.-At least I'd get ring time that way...besides...no shame in losing to someone as real as him.

.::Jason Syrus::.-Here, you are mocked by your peers....

.::Christian::.-Sounds like every day I live.

.::Jason Syrus::.-*groan*....your hopeless...ok I was hoping that I would avoid saying this...but you also have to have sex with women every day.

.::Christian::.-You sure this isn't heaven, and not a weird hell?

.::Jason Syrus::.-All the women are Jackie Gayda!

.::Christian::.-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(Suddenly Christian wakes up screaming, it was all a dream, after he realizes this fact, he looks around, and says.)

.::Christian::.-Well...at least I'm not going to have problems getting motivated for this match...

(Chritian shudders at the hell that could await him as we fade out this scene. We then open up to a new scene at an EMF house show from Madison Square Garden, just a few days before Hell on Earth. The show is just starting, and people are waiting on the first happening in this show. Suddenly "Just close your eyes" blasts on the PA system as Christian walks out on the stage in a t-shirt and jeans. He stops at the top of the stage, and he looks over the crowd. He grins a cocky grin as he slowly walks down to the ring pointing to his "Peeps". Once he gets to ring side, he walks up the steps on to the apron, and enters into the ring. He goes to the nearest turnbuckle, and climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and does his turnbuckle taunt. He steps down off of the turnbuckle, and walks over to the ropes. He is handed a microphone. He looks around for a few moments absorbing the moment, then soon there after, he begins to pace around the ring for a little as the crowd boo's him as his music fades away. It looks like he is trying to gather the words that he needs. Finally he raises the microphone slowly up to his mouth to begin to talk.)

.::Christian::.-I don't think you people truely appreciate the situation that I find myself in right now. You see in the Extreme Measures Federation, there are many special Pay Per Views. All are special in their own way. Survival of the Fittest is known to be special for having survival matches that wouldn't be seen on most other cards within the year. Horrible elimination chambers that still find a way to be match of the year for example... Moving on, Latino Heat is special, because that's the night we pay tribute to the late Great Eddie Guerrero. We all know that First Blood is special, because it's the grandest stage of them all. But this Pay Per View, this Pay Per View is special because it is here...where careers come to DIE! Oh that's right, I know what people think this Pay Per View is special for, and that's Money in the Bank. I must admit that match does have a huge perk if you win. If you win, you get a world title shot at any time you want. We all know that every person that has cashed in that contract has gone on to be world champion. But what people forget is...they also go on to LOSE the world title on the their first defense. Don't believe me, Angelus Archer did beat my friend John Cena...but then lost his first defense to Tyson Tomko. CM Punk did beat Dan Godwin...but lost his first defense against Jarred Carthallion. Ken Kennedy beat Scott Tazte...but once again the pattern shows itself, as he lost the world title also in his first defense inside an Elimination Chamber. It's clear what is going on here, first there was the world champion curse that reigned on every champion in 2002, until Raptor broke it. Now it's the Money in the Bank curse. While I know that I could totally destroy everyone in Money in the Bank...with one hand tied behind my back. I really don't think I should waste my time since it's clear that the Money in the Bank winner is cursed, and I rather not be apart of that curse. Because I know when I finally take my rightful place as champion, I am going to make sure that no curse ruins it for me. So instead of wasting my time, like those losers are in Money in the Bank. I rather use my time on something a little more productive. That's why I find myself in the match that I am in, we all know that since the first Hell on Earth. There has been a career threatening match every time this Pay Per View has take place, and this year is no different. That's why the career threatening match is the true special match of Hell on Earth. It's the one match where the career of you, and your opponents are in your hands. It is up to you whether or not that your career will go on, or not. Not like Money in the Bank, where some outside force controls what happens to you if you happen to win. No, there is no catch to this match, you win or you lose. But one thing is for sure, if you lose, you are never the same. We all know that the career match doesn't mean that the loser won't return. In fact a lot of the losers have returned. But the downfall of losing is that the losers never seem to be the same. Road at the time he took part in the career match was at the top of his game. He had just won his first World championship from Matt Dragon, and seemly was winning the feud between him and Dragon. That was until he entered into the Hell on Earth match in 2001. He thought that it would end the feud forever, and it did. But he lost, and for that he was never the same. He tried to come back, but it seemed like the will, and the very talent was sucked from his body. He went from someone who'd always get his ass kicked...but win somehow to....well someone that would just get his ass kicked. What about the first man to lose this match, Alex Salvatore? No offense to my good friend John Cena, but in his day, Alex Salvatore was as big of a tyrant as John Cena was today. He used his power not only to defeat his foes, but to try to actually kill them. That was until he lost in the career match at Hell on Earth 2000 to X-Cold. After that, he never again reclaimed that same level of power, or success he once had. These are just examples of people that have lost this match to come back after the match. Some people didn't bother at all. Now I know that I can't allow the next person to lose his career to be me. It would just ruin my peepulation! I won't go to the land of the Hell on Earth losers, I couldn't deal with having sex with Jackie Gayda, and only Jackie Gayda.....I mean! Eeeerrr...anyways, it's not going to be me, that one thing is for sure. But there is another reason I volunteered to be in this match other than it's just a great tradition in the Extreme Measures Federation. Because I've noticed there is a lot of trash in the EMF lately, and it's time for the Captain to do something about it. I start today with the two most lazy, fat, waste of talents known as Double A and Virus. Two superstars that came into the Extreme Measures Federation, and showed a lot of promise. But soon slowly dropped off, and decided that they weren't going to bother showing up. Well let me assure all my peeps, that they will not get away with it any longer. Because for the first time in a little under of a year, both of them will have to put down the potato chips, get their asses off the couch, and face me in front of my Peeps. They will finally answer the one question that I, and everyone wants to know. Just what the hell happened? I mean let's take Double A for example, you came into the Extreme Measures Federation almost a year ago to the day, and showed everyone that you had talent. You won the first few matches of your career. You were so impressive, you even got the attention of Revolution. Now I know what my Peeps are thinking, and I'll answer you right now. No, that isn't a complement to Revolution, because the fact of the matter is Revolution is nothing more than a joke. Their just as lazy as Double A has become, I mean they have held the tag titles for over a year. But you barely see them defending them. But that's another story for another time. The real point is that you don't see Revolution take notice of anyone unless for one reason, and that is if they notice talent in someone. They like to claim that it's because they want to help build the future stars of tomorrow, but anyone with half a brain could see that not to be reality. The truth is that they don't notice the talent because they want to make them better. It's because they want to make themselves look better by surrounding themselves with better talent, so that they protect their spot, and they use you, until you are of no use to them anymore. Such as if it's found out that you can't help them, then you are kicked out of Revolution faster than you were accepted. If you don't believe me, look at the case of Devin Malis, and tell me if I'm lying. Just because he wasn't the break out star that they thought he might be, he was kicked out in a matter of months. They had no use for him once they found this out. Double A knows this, but it's worth repeating. They don't care about anyone, unless they make them look good. Ken Kennedy is waking up to this truth, and from the sound of his last promo is considering whether or not it's really worth it to keep these waste of spaces legacy's in tacked. Whatever that legacy might be, but I'm sure in their heads it's huge. Anyways, back to what became of my good friend Double A. It comes back to that question of what just happened to Double A's career after joining Revolution. When it comes to him...I want to believe that he was a great learner...almost too good. Because as soon as he was accepted into Revolution, he started to learn from the members of Revolution, and not the way you think. The people who are accepted into Revolution are brought into the stable, because they have the talent already. It's just Masters and Godwin's hope that the new talent makes them look good, while at the same time making them look like they are doing the EMF a service. But what I mean that Double A was too good of a learner is that he observed the habbits, and lazyness of Revolution, and became just like them. He started to no show, and lose his matches. Just as typical of Revolution, once you can't make them look good, you are no use to them. So they throw you out, this is exactly what happened to Double A. Well you know what Double A, I almost feel sorry for you. Because even though you were new, and you probably didn't know what to expect when you decided to hang around two big losers such as Chris Masters and Dan Godwin. It's not your fault that you are just that good of a learner, and you made a mistake when you decided to allow two people not fit to handle a talent such as yours to do so. Maybe under someone like me, you might be world champion by now. So I'm going to do you a favor, and finally end it all. Last year Revolution started the downfall of your career. A year later, I finally put it out of it's misery, once and for all!

(Christian paces around the ring, and finally leans on the ropes, and looks at the crowd for a moment. He begins to speak once again.)

.::Christian::.-But Double A isn't the only person that I find myself against. No...I find myself against "almighty Virus". Oh yeah, you remember this guy, right? Had hype like Lebron James, busted like Kwame Brown...now if your wondering why a Canadian like me would have a basketball reference...well....BUY *Christian tries to run away, but he runs into the Destroyer who blocks his path. Christian walks back to the ring, and continues to talk* Anyways, where was I...oh yeah, Ryan Leaf! Eeeerrr...don't ask, anyways. Virus came into the Extreme Measures Federation with the same amount of promise that Double A had. He won quite a few of his first few matches, then all of a sudden, he suddenly disappeared from the Extreme Measures Federation. Many people speculated where he was, some say he was dead...others say he just became a gay porn star. Others say it's a little of both, but that's not important. What's important is that he's back, but I do want to tell the fans of Virus one thing before this match. You shouldn't get too comfortable with Virus back in the EMF. Because it's not going to last. Because I'm going to make sure it doesn't, because Virus doesn't deserve another chance. Virus you think you can just leave the EMF out in the cold, and just come back whenever you want to? Well you are going to get a rude awakening, courtesy of the Instant Classic himself, Christian! You think you scare me Virus, you think that the return of the almighty Virus will be too much for me in the end? Well, you are a lot like that famous virus recently, conflicker. Everyone was worried about what it would do when it activated on April 1st. They did everything to protect everything that could be in danger. But when April 1st came around, you know what that virus did....NOTHING. It turned out to be a lot of hype, but when it came to put up, or shut up, conflicker decided to shut up. A lot like Virus is going to do in this match *suddenly a ring worker mumbles something in Christian*. WHAT?! Conflicker just activated, and stole my credit card numbers!!...EEERRR...ignore that! Anyways, I guess you'll be unlike conflicker. You won't steal anything from me, I will steal something from you....your career..ha...ha...um...I gotta go.....um...yeah...that's how I roll...

(Christian runs up the ramp screaming, because he needs to do something before someone takes all his money.)