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Segment Title: Out Smarting Team Brainless

Singles Record: 0-2

People Used: 'Captain Charisma'Christian, and Val Venis

People Mentioned: TTT and Devin Malis

Date of Card: 5/6/06

Match: Christian and Chris Masters vs. TTT and Devin Malis

Christian lyrics - Decieved by my eyes, in all I was told I should see, Opinions not mine, The person they taught me to be, One light in the dark A vision of someone I knew, Then in the darkness, I saw a voice say I'm you, Inside me a light was turned on, Then I was alive, If you close your eyes, Your life, a naked truth revealed, Dreams you never lived and scars never heal, In the darkness light will take you to the other side, If I've been waiting there you'll see if you just, close your eyes, Hearts uninspired, Trapped inside somebody's dream, Too close to the fire, Yet cold and so numb with the pain, The fever has broken, And the river has run to the sea, Washed to the ocean, And saved by your voice inside me, Inside me a light was turned on, then I was alive, If you close your eyes, your life a naked truth revealed, Dreams you never lived and scars never heal, In the darkness light will take you to the other side, If I've been waiting there you'll see if you just, close your eyes, Never thought I would be here, So high in the air, this is my unanswered prayer, defined by another, so much wasted time, out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine, If you close your eyes, Your life, a naked truth revealed, Dreams you never lived and scars never heal, In the darkness light will take you to the other side, If I've been waiting there you'll see if you just, close your eyes, If you just close your eyes,

[::body of RP::]

(We open up the scene as Christian, who isn't looking quite himself walks into a singles bar, and walks up to the hottest girl he can find.)

.::Christian::.-Hey! You want to screw!

.::hot girl::.-Thems screwing words!

(Christian and the girl start to make out, and quickly make their way out of the bar...seemly to get a room. The camera zooms out, seemly it was only a television screen that was playing that scene, and the Chrisitan we all know is standing with none other than Val Venis. He shuts off the television, and looks at Christian.)

.::Christian::.-I don't know...that seems a bit far out to work...

.::Val Venis::.-I'm telling you Christian, that's all you need to do. I do things that take even less effort. I'm telling you, with this method, even you can get a girl!

.::Christian::.-Alright...it couldn't hurt.

(Christian walks away cockily, and steps inside a random bar, and walks up to a group of good looking girls, he says.)

.::Christian::.-Hey ladies, if you didn't know, I'm "Captain Charisma" aka Christian. I just wanted to know if you wanted to come with the Captain, so he can make it happen tonight.

(The girls look blankly at Christian, finally one throws a drink in his face. One kicks him in the balls, he stumbles back. Luna comes out of no where and hits a Kanyon Cutter on him, Christian is down. Nicole Bass comes into the picture and spits on the unconscious Christian, and throws him out of the bar. We close the scene and go to later, Christian is finally getting up after that attempt to get a girl didn't work out too well for him as Val had thought. He is finally to his feet, and brushes himself off, he shakes off the pain he's still feeling. He then says to himself.)

.::Christian::.-Oh well....at least it can't get any worst...

(Suddenly some random ugly girl that Christian never said anything to walks on to the picture, and kicks Christian in the balls, and yells.)

.::random girl::.-I DON'T LOVE YOU!!

(Christian is down in pain, he looks angry and starts to crawl away finally getting to Val, and he's not happy.)

.::Christian::.-What the hell Val!! You said that would work!

.::Val Venis::.-I guess....you might be hopeless...oh well, it's not so bad. At least you got a match this week.

.::Christian::.-So I got a match, huh? I knew that they couldn't keep me away from the Extreme Measures Federation for long. It's because everyone knows that once the Captain is on the card, you are almost promised an instant classic! I mean look at my feud with AJ Styles, not only was it the best match people had ever seen, they knew after that match that Christian was the real deal. AJ knew it too! Look at him now, he ran out of the EMF because of it. He's so afraid of me, that he does all he can to bounce into John Cena's promo's just for protection, and I don't blame him. That is exactly the type of thing my opponents are going to be like when it's all said and down. Who am I going to destroy this time?

.::Val Venis::.-TTT and Devin Malis.

.::Christian::.-TTT and Devin Malis huh, I don't know much about them. But it doesn't matter, because I would destroy them anyways. I'm assuming that this is a handicap match *Val tries to say something*...shut up Venis, let the master work here. Now, what I know is that TTT is a rookie here in the Extreme Measures Federation. They say that he has been improving and has been impressive since he has debuted here in the EMF. Well that's because he was so terrible in his first few match. Any improvement is going to be looked as a big deal. But let me say that you shouldn't even show up. Because you don't even deserve to be in the same ring with me. Hell, you don't even deserve holding my hoodie, so that blood won't get on it as I destroy the next poor fool to go against the Captain. Now TTT, you might be impressive with the lower talent, but you are now in the big leagues. You are stepping inside the ring with the best kept secret the Extreme Measures Federation has to offer. You are facing Christian. Although, I do realize that advantage you have, you are like any big man coming into the EMF. You think that you are some sort of tall freak of nature, that you can just walk into the ring and walk all over your opponent. You're the type of person I hate, because you don't work half as hard as I do. TTT do you realize that one time I was riding high with the wWo. I was a tag team champion along with my brother Edge. Everything was going our way, until we made a mistake, and accidently beat up Wasabi's girlfirned. It was a total misunderstanding, but for whatever reason we were fired. Both Edge and I were forced to work for a Circle K. You know what happened? My bad luck even continued! I was passed up for a promotion, because they liked Edge! Always Edge! Something about him being much more "well good". Well, I guess I can't argue that point. But I don't care, it was a blessing in disguised, because through that I decided that it was time to make my come back in the Extreme Measures Federation. I literally had to work from the bottom up, and I'm not talking about from the talent that TTT has been facing to the people I'm facing today. NO! I had to start my climb back into the Extreme Measures Federation ring as a EMF janitor. Sure, I knew that this was not what I wanted to do. But I knew that as long as I waited and take my opportunities that I could get my chance to enter the EMF ring once again. It was not easy, you could say I was lucky that Chris Jericho and the then Amy Dumas came and started to give me TV time. Well, if you say that, then you are more stupid than even I could take you for. Because Jericho didn't do anything for me, all he cared about was getting in Amy's pants the whole time. I never got my chances that I was promised, they were my friends. But I knew that when my brother came along, that it was time to dump my loser friends, and time to set my sights on my own career. Finally, I have earned my way back into the EMF ring, through blood, sweat, and tears, and standing in the ring...what do I see? Some big goof standing on the opposite side of me that didn't even work for this chance to stand on the opposite side of the ring. He hasn't won any championships, he hasn't even tried hard. He was just lucky to have some good genetics height wise, although that usually doesn't translate well as far as brains or looks go. I have no idea what you did to Candice to make her so blind to go out with you. Because let me put it this way, I'm going to change the name of the unprettier when I hit it on you. Because god beat me to it. TTT it does not matter what it's named, the fact of the matter is this...when I hit it on you, you will go down just like the rest. 1...........2......3. I know what you are thinking TTT...not much, but I know that one thought you have in your head. You're 7 feet tall, therefore you think I have no chance. Because you can simply impose your physical will, and win the match. Well wrestling isn't that easy, and you are going to find that out on Shockwave, when I destroy both you and Malis with no help what so ever. TTT, you think I haven't been in this position before? If you think that, then you are sadly mistaken, and I have more than one example...I will instead give you two examples of my experience against people like you. Oh yeah, you are a dime a dozen. With more muscles than brains. There is nothing special about you, but yet you still get all my opportunities. Yet me, with all the talent in the world. Yet, who doesn't get credit for the talent I have. Well TTT, since you probably have no idea of what you are stepping in the ring with, I will give you an idea. You are stepping into the ring with a man who when into the last Survival of the Fittest. I not only TOTALLY dominated the competition, but I totally ended the unpinned streak against a violet and viscious indivdual. With muscles up to here *he uses a hand gesture over his chest to show how big the person's chest "muscles" were. So if you think you are going to win, just because you can over power me. Well, keep thinking that, because it will be the mistake that leaves you lying flat on your back. Just like your girl is going to be doing for me, after she dumps you for a real man. The second one was a match while Edge and I were tag team champions. Going into the first and only wWo Lockdown, Edge and I were facing a team of Angelus Archer and Alucard, and you know what we did. Just like I did with AJ Styles, I totally destroyed them all, so much that Alucard BEGGED for Angelus Archer to kill him. He wanted to take the easy way out, and Angelus...he was too scared to take his own life. But he still runs in fear of Christian, because of that...look at his career now!

.::Val venis::.-Um....he's the World Heavyweight champion?

.::Christian::.-.............um.....yes he is, shows you how much I pay attention to my victims. But he only got to that belt, because my beating inspired him to be better. Many people think it was Jericho's burying of him twice. But the world knows that it was me, and speaking of Jericho...you don't see him around...do you TTT. That's because John Cena hired me to take care of his problem. While he took care of Jericho's wife. You can laugh all you want, but that woman is tougher than you are on any day. TTT, I know that you understand what you are going up against, you are probably dreading this match now, and you should be. Because once I get into the ring, I'm going to not hold anything back. I'm not going to let you disgrace the ring that I fought so hard to make my way back into. I'm going to show you and the world...that TTT stands for "Tough Time for Titles". Because we all know that if you stay here for a million years, just like Dewey Pond you are not going to win one. Not even one, because you don't have what it takes, and tonight. I save you the time and effort that you will put into failing time and time again to get the title. I'll consider this is a mercy killing, something that I do not do often do, so be grateful TTT, be very grateful, and don't give me a fight. If you try to win, you might as well call yourself "Tough Time for Wins" because you won't be getting any, especially against me. It does not matter though, either way...you will have a Tough Time keeping your career, and that my friend is a promise!

.::Val Venis::.-Well, what about Malis?

.::Christian::.-Devin Malis? What about him...that's right, he's not that important. He's just another unimportant person that I need to face, but I knew that this day would come. You see Malis, for months and months you have annoyed the hell out of me. Believe me, it had nothing to do with your skills, no it had everything to with your lack of skills. As well as lack of brains. You might as well call TTT and Devin Malis Team Brainless. I mean for TTT, he's brainless, because within the ring, he's nothing more than a big goof. But with Devin Malis, it's literal. I want to ask a question to my Peeps. Does anyone actually....REALLY understand Devin Malis? I seriously doubt that anyone really does. Because when he promo's, he's like the Ultimate Warrior on crack, and that's an insult to the Ultimate Warrior. Because god knows that the world understood him better than Devin Malis. But then again, I probably shouldn't make fun of him. Because it's like making fun of the mentally retarded. It's not their fault they weren't born smart as I am. Just like Malis, it's not his fault that he couldn't form a complete and understandable sentence if his life depended on it. So I won't blame Malis for his speech disability. I mean, it's not like he had the best teachers. He came into the Extreme Measures Federation, and joined a stable known as PWL...Pancy's (sp?) With Limits. Because that's exactly what they were, look at Johnny Cash. He wase a complete joke, he believed that the best way to get ready for a match was to do anything BUT get ready for the match. Does that make any sense to you? Because it sure does not to me. He had an enemy named Gerald Daks....that had nothing to do with anything, he just showed up for some reason...and that made Cash angry. But the rest of the EMF did not care. So you can understand why Devin Malis is so backwards with that type of leadership in his early career. Then you have Mr. Chaos, Chaos who wasn't right in the head to begin with. He always for some reason was talking to some sort of different voice in his head. Then the next promo, it would be explained to be some sort of god that would kill him if he was not successful. Wow, that's pressure to perform...the thing was, he never died. He always was there the next day, all he would do is run in and out of the EMF for no reason what at all. He was given a world title shot, when even I deserved it more, and he still ran out of the EMF. Maybe that explains Devin Malis lack of drive to want to get better. After all, he says he wants to "get better in your career and life". The world knows...that you have hardly have had a career. Also, considering the look of your promo's, you don't seem to have much of a life either. I mean it's the same ol' same ol' from Devin Malis. He enters the arena in the same old beat up Limo. Enters the ring, starts saying words that no one really understands, and goes to the back to get interviewed. If that was my life, as bad mine has been in the past. I would want someone to put me out of my misery. Because I could not take the boredom of doing the same thing time and time again. I guess you could say that you are better than your other former Pancy's With Limits teammates. Because unlike them, they couldn't accept that they could hack it with the big dogs like me. But you know Malis...on Shockwave were going to find out that they were the smart two of the group. Well...at least smarter than you at least. Because they left when the getting is good, and you on the other hand. Will have to face me, Devin...let me tell you that this will be the biggest beating of your entire life. You will beg for the mind numming days when you were sitting around a camp fire with the rest of the PWL's and singing "burning ring of fire". Because Malis...the good days are over, and it's my intension to make sure that it stays like that. I want to prove to you and the world that Chris Masters and the rest of Revolution made a big mistake taking you in as a member of their stable. They should have spent their time on someone more worthy, such as me. It's typical that people like you, always get my opportunities. You are exactly like your tag team partner in that respect. Although, I don't plan on ending your career. Hell, I might even help it. I mean, if I can...I'll be sure to smash you with a chair after this match is all over. The reason is simple, maybe with that..it might knock some sense into you, and you'll realize that you aren't the rising star that you claim to be. You will finally see the light, that the fastest rising star in the Extreme Measures Federation is none other than "Captain Charisma" Christian!

.::Val Venis::.-Yeah, that's interesting....but you do realize that you have a tag team partner?

.::Christian::.-Really? I thought I would have to go it alone...not that I would have minded (in his head) Thank god I got a partner, I couldn't do it alone (back to speaking). Who going to be my partner?

.::Val Venis::.-Chris Masters...

.::Christian::.-Masters huh, well I suppose I could do worst. But certainly isn't my first choice for a tag team partner. But then again, some of the greatest tag teams are unlikely partners. Take the Rock and Sock Connection, the premise of the two were that they were totally different. Rock was the rich, new age talent, with tons of charisma. While Mankind was a hardcore legend. You see I'm a lot like the Rock and Masters is a lot like Foley. He's going to have to stand back, and watch how it's done. I do want to prove something to him. Like I said, I think Masters made a mistake not even considering me when he was looking for another Revolution member and picked Devin Malis. He probably thinks so too, because look how that panned out. Devin had a good record, but he never improved. It was only a matter of time before he ran into trouble, and that time came. During a #1 contenders match for the TV title. He ran into Just...Rick who ended up beating him. It was then that Masters realized the mistake that they had made. Tonight Masters, I have no problem with you yet, other than you're obviously not a very good judge in talent. So I will allow you to see what you could have had in your stable up close and personal. I know that you have a problem with Devin Malis, but I doubt I'll need your help. I might...however let you inside the ring to pick up the scraps. But other than that, I'll stay out of your way, you stay out of mine, and I'm sure we'll get along fine. Hey...who knows, maybe this will work so well, that it would be waste not to continue it. This could be the night that starts of a dantasy. If not, I'm sure we can at least be a better tag team than the current champions, and at least defeat the team of Devin Malis and TTT with no problem. The only way I see us losing is if Masters drags me down. We will see if he's really as good as people say he is, or if he's really as bad as others say he is. If it's the latter, then I have no problem going alone, and defeating Malis and TTT by myself, and you want to know why? Because THAT'S HOW I ROLL!!

(Barbwire Chris runs into the screen, Christian puts the Masterlock on Barbwire Chris, he screams like a girl, and passes out. Christian mocks the poses of Masters and walks off of the screen as we fade away.)

(Would Christian job again??? Would he ever get a girl? Would I stop asking questions, if you want the answer...eeerrr....well...blah.)

Titles Held: the REAL hoodie master (how you like them apple's AJ)

Place of RP: Outside...somewhere

Last Victory: None

Last Defeat: Lost to AJ Styles!

Last Roleplay: Just trying to get attention

OOC Comment: Wrote something at the last minute, it's better than nothing.