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::Disclamer::This Roleplay is property and is controlled by of Michael Walker . Please, do not steal this layout, all credit for the lay out goes to James Hanson. This Roleplay is in use for the EMF. This Roleplay is not to be used anywhere else. Do not take this roleplay seriously, this is under my character in the EMF Christian. So just don't take my god damn RP and I won't have to hunt you down and give you a Y2J beating that you will never..eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr ever forget again(you get the point). If you got any questions just e-mail Michael Walker. RWA's Angelica Boycott/Amy Dumas/Lita is owned by CaNdYtettybear . If used in this RP, all credit goes to her for the character Angelica Boycott/Amy Dumas/Lita . I'm working off a valet offer she gave me a while back. As I said before I will never pretend to be better at using her character, I use this character with all the respect in the world for the character and the RPer herself. Enjoy this roleplay, and give me credit for all that is written....Enjoy ::Disclaimer:: |
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Segment Title: Christian: Hoodie Master! |
Singles Record: 0-0 |
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People Used: 'Captain Charisma' Christian, You! |
People Mentioned: AJ Styles, Jackie Cena, and Revolution |
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Date of Card: 5/28/06 |
Match: Team Cena vs. Team Jericho |
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[::Intro::]
A while ago, the man known as Christian would not have been someone you would have thought be a big time performer. For the longest time, Christian had been a person who had just hung around backstage. He rarely made an a television appearance, and when he did. He was usually hanging around his friends, and fellow wWo members, The Other World, Chris Jericho and Amy Dumas. But how times have changed, Christian has since turned his back on Chris Jericho and his now wife Amy Jericho. Citing that he felt that he was being held down by the Jericho's, he decided to join his brother Edge to what he would hope to be a new opportunity for his career. To a point he was right, especially Edge mystically left on a business trip and left John Cena in charge. Since that time, Cena has used Christian to help him shape the Extreme Measures Federation in his image. The most recent happened at Survival of the Fittest 2006 in a 10 man tag. It was Team Jericho vs. Team Cena. As expect, it was a very brutal fight. There were many surprises that came out of this match, but the biggest of them all was Christian's performance. People had known that Christian was talented, but they figured that he would not be a factor in this match, but they were wrong. Christian went to out last Mr. E, Trish Stratus, Josh Hanley, and was the final two people left in the group along with team captain, John Cena. But that was not the biggest shocker, as Christian was the man to eliminate EMF Hall of Famer Matt Dragon and Jackie Cena. While eliminating Jackie Cena might not seem to be an impressive feat. Until that time, no one...man or woman had gotten close to pinning Jackie Cena. But thanks to the 10 man tag, Christian went down in history as the first person to do it. Coming from Survival of the Fittest, Christian was riding high, he figured he couldn't be beat. So he decided to try to answer the one question that has pledged the mind of man FOREVER. Just who is the hoodie jacket master?! Is it Christian, or is it AJ Styles. Well, thanks to a mistake by Mr. Surprise himself, Larry Zybesko. This match has been made. Now the the question is...who will walk out of Shockwave proudly wearing the hoodie jacket? And who won't?....
[::body of RP::]
(We open up at the TD Waterhouse Centre in Orlando, Florida. Most of the fans are already in their seats, and have been enjoying (and I use the word loosely) a few dark matches before the real show, Saturday Shockwave. The bell rings, and the two unknown wrestlers walk up the ramp, and there is a long pause. There is speculation in the crowd that Shockwave might be starting, but it's way too early. Suddenly the EMF tron lights up with the image of outside the arena. The crowd wonders who their going to see, suddenly the erupt in boo's as Christian walks on to the screen with a cocky smile. As the crowd boo's as Christian nod's his head seemly enjoying their hatred.)
.::Christian::.- Now who did you expect, that poser AJ Styles?! (crowd cheers) Or how about your hometown boy Chris Jericho, along with his pregnant slut of a wife Amy? Well I hate to disappoint each and everyone of you, but it's not any of them. It's me, the fastest rising star in this industry today..."Captain Charisma" himself, Christian!! Now while I did hate to disappoint you that it's not someone that you morons actually like, I already shown with the success of your sports team in this city...you should be use to it. As should you be AJ Styles, I mean you have had so much of it in your career. I mean we won't forget the last time the Extreme Measures Federation was in this hell hole known as Orlando, Florida, right? Let me take each and everyone of you back a month ago at Survival of the Fittest. Where a star was born, and that star wasn't you, Styles. No, that star was me in the Team Jericho vs. Team Cena match. When it came down to it, it was ME! That was the reason that team Cena went on to victory. I mean I not only survived for a long time. But I ended a long unpinned streak when I pinned...... Jackie Cena.
*crowd boo's as they start to chant "Jackie! Jackie! Jackie!” Christian just smirks at this and says.)
.::Christian::.- I don't know why you are so hostile to what I just said. After all, Jackie enjoyed the fact that I laid on top of her. In fact, I was probably the only man to lay on top of her for a long...long time. Hell, she enjoyed it so much, that she couldn't get enough. I don't think I need to let any of you on the little celebration of my greatness that Jackie and I had the night after Survival of the Fittest. Hell Jackie, once I beat the hell out of your ally AJ Styles. If you bring your bag to cover your face, then I'm sure I can supply that dose of Vitamin C that I know you are craving at this very moment. But all that is beside the point. The point is while I was displaying my greatness in more ways than one during, and after Survival of the Fittest. Where was AJ Styles? Oh that's right, he was in the Hell in a Cell/ladder match to try to regain the Intercontinental Championship from Tyson Tomko. You were all hyped to try to gain your one calm to fame, and what did you do Styles? You not only lost, hell you weren't even in the final two. At the very worst, you could have put up a good fight. But as we all know, you went down faster than Jackie did for me that night. What a disappointment, but if you thought that was bad....I want you to see what happens to you tonight, here LIVE on Shockwave. When Christian finally decides to grace that hell hole and you with my presents and proceed to beat the hell out of you. I will put you threw more pain than you have ever gone through in your entire career, and when I'm tired of you. I will finish you off with the Unprettier. But don't worry, unlike some people...*cough* Jericho *cough* I won't end your career. No, I'm going to do something worst. I'm going to allow your career to go on, so you have to go back to the Revolution locker room. That's right...the GREAT stable known as Revolution locker room, look them each in the eye, and explain to them why you lost another match. But then again, Revolution isn't exactly what it was when John Cena was running it, is it? I mean did you see how Chris Masters TOTALLY got his ass kicked by John Cena at Last Stand? I guess the Masterpiece isn't all he's cracked up to be. In fact, if Maria wants to ditch that loser. Captain Charisma will do the same for you that I did for your friend Jackie, and give you the night of your life! After all, you probably haven't had much excitement. We all know what steroids does to you? Well, Maria's not what you call "smart". But if she didn't know, she knows now, and that's a FACT! What about Ken Kennedy, he's done absolutely nothing in his career. In fact, I'm wasting time and breathe even mentioning his name...so I'll end it there.....*mocking Kennedy*...end it there. Devin Malis, I seriously doubt that he's a "hell of an athlete" as he loves to tell everyone, every promo. Although, I do wonder often if anyone really knows what the hell he is saying. I want to ask a question to each, and everyone of you there tonight. Do any of you actually understand Malis? I doubt it, but then again....you people, along with AJ Styles must be able to speak moron. So I'm sure you can understand Malis, and that's why Malis is in Revolution. So AJ, that might not be as shameful as I first thought. I may just end your career, just because I pity you. So that you can no longer disappoint yourself and the EMF. But then again, I might just let your career survive, and let you be tortured in your mediocrity. I haven't decided which one I will do, but I will promise you one thing, tonight! The legacy of you wearing the hoodie jacket DIES, once and for all
*The crowd boo's, Christian takes a moment to take it in, and then says.*
.::Christian::.- Now, I have a question for each and everyone of you. Why exactly am I here, and not in the ring giving you a lecture on "how I'm going to beat AJ Styles". I'll tell you one of the answers to that question, and that is because I am "Captain Charisma" Christian. I do what I want, when I want. Also....I ain't "Captain...I'm going to suck the life out of professional wrestling by talking you to sleep". But that isn't the only answer, and I know what you and AJ Styles are thinking. That's it, you are thinking...NOTHING. Because that's exactly what each and everyone of you people are....NOTHING. No wonder the Jericho's make their home here in Orlando! Because they fit in with each and everyone of you losers and nothing is exactly what you are AJ Styles. You think you are some sort of big star since you have won the Intercontinental Championship, well I got news for you pal. Sure, you faced guys like Dude Nick........and um...Tyson Tomko. But let's face facts; you have never faced anyone as talented as myself. AJ, I don't think you have any idea of what is in store for you. When you step inside the ring with someone with actual talent! You are going into that ring...no not just the ring, the Peep zone baby! You are going to be surrounded by the hardcore Christian fans that would travel across the world just to see me...Christian beat the hell out of you AJ! Believe me AJ, unlike you...I won't disappoint them. I didn't do it last month at Survival of the Fittest, and I won't do it tonight. But there is another reason I am out there, and not in there. You see, I wanted to find out why AJ Styles is the phenomenal disappointment that he is. So what better way than to go back to his roots, and that's exactly what I did early tonight...roll the footage!
(The picture fades into another scene, the camera shows a shot of Universal Studio's in Florida. There is a note at the bottom of the screen that says "earlier today". Christian walks on the screen, and begins to talk.)
.::Christian::.- AJ, while it's going to be a while before you and I step in that ring to prove once and for all who is the hoodie MASTER! I know that as I speak you are in your locker room in the darken Revolution locker room, and your wondering just what you got yourself into. You are wondering whether or not that you can really keep up with me, and the answer is exactly what you think, AJ. The answer is, NO! You can't compete with me AJ; you are simply not as good as me. But you already know about that AJ, don't you? I know you fear for your future here in the business, and you should be. Because I have very intent of not only taking my jacket, and proudly wear it out of the ring. But I plan on leaving you a bloody mess, just so you can sit in the hall way and randomly just bleed! I know at this point that your career is flashing before your eyes AJ. But don't worry, even if it hasn't started, I'm going to help the process. Because I'm here in a place you should recognize quite well. I mean this is only the place that you truly made your name, isn't it AJ? It all started in a little federation known as .....
(Suddenly Christian's cell phone rings, Christian looks annoyed. He picks up the phone, and he begins talking. For some reason we can hear the phone conversation. Don't ask questions, just read)
.::Christian::.- (with an annoyed tone of voice) Hello?!
.::Samoa Joe::.- (with his usual angry voice) HI!!!!!! GGGGRRRRRRR *breathes pissed off* WHO IS THIS!!
.::Christian::.- This is Christian, and who would this be?!
.::Samoa Joe::.- THIS IS SAMOA JOE!! I'M LOOKING FOR MY GIRLFRIEND...SAMOA JOESEPHINA!!
.::Christian::.- Hhhhhmmm, no I'm just a guy trying to find out why AJ Styles is such a loser.
.::Samoa Joe::.- STYLES?!?! MY FAVORITE PUNCHING BAG!! I remember Styles....ggggggrrrrr...I loved to smash him. He said the X division was a "Code of Respect". Well.....I...DON'T RESPECT...HIS CODE!!
.::Christian::.- It sounds like you and I have a lot in common Joe. You see, I don't respect anything that AJ Styles has done either. Big deal, I can run around the ring and do flip, look at me I can jump off a bridge and not die on to my opponent. Sure, that gets people talking...but does it help you win. NO! Because most likely that high risk move doesn't pay off. Sure, you can entertain some idiot fans, but that's about it. It doesn't allow you to win like me, and that's exactly what he's fixing to learn at Saturday Shockwave.
.::Samoa Joe::.- HAHAH! It will be amusing to see Styles smashed once again
.::Christian::.- Anyways Joe, what phone number did you happen to dial?
.::Samoa Joe::.- I DIALED 234-3242 (yes, I made this number up randomly)
.::Christian::.- Oh....I see what you did...you didn't dial the area code...
(Suddenly as Christian says that, building heavy breathing comes over his phone)
.::Christian::.- Hello?!
(Suddenly a fist shoots out of Christian phone, that sends Christian flying back as Joe YELLS "I DON'T RESPECT YOUR AREA CODE!!!" Christian flies back, and hits a wall. He takes a moment to shake off the effect, and gets up. He see's someone standing over him. Its Ron Killings, Christian had been hit so hard he flew somewhere into Universal studios. He decides to ask Killings for help.)
.::Christian::.- Hey, you don't happen to know how I can get to the TNA tapings, would you?
.::Ron Killings::.- Whas up?
.::Christian::.- What up?
.::Ron Killings::.- Whas up?
.::Christian::.- What up?
.::Ron Killings::.- Whas up?
.::Christian::.- What up?
.::Ron Killings::.- Whas up?
.::Christian::.-What up?
(Suddenly Ron Killings starts to bust out dance moves, and ends it with by doing the splits. Christian looks confused.)
.::Christian::.-.......uuuuuummmmm...*Christian shrugs*
(Christian starts to do the robot, and tries to imitate Killings split. He messes it up, and he is in a lot of pain after doing it. Killings looks at him weird.)
.::Ron Killings::.-Damn Canadians.
(Christian stays there stuck in his attempted splits attempt in a lot of pain as you can imagine. Ron Killings leaves Christian there, disgusted. While Christian recovers, we zoom into a road. Bobby Roode is holding up a sign that says "will wrestle for you for money!" Suddenly an expensive car pulls up, and the window goes down. It's Shane Douglas, and he's wearing a bunch of expensive stuff!)
.::Shane Douglas::.-It's about time, what amount you want? Oh hell doesn't matter, here *throws his wallet* just take it all!
(Roode holds the money, and looks at Shane who is waiting on a response)
.::Bobby Roode::.-...I want MORE!
.::Shane Douglas::.-WHAT?! You said you would wrestle for money, well that's everything I have on me. What about this watch? It's a good watch!
(Roode takes the watch, and still looks unsatisfied)
A little while later
(Bobby Roode is in Douglas car, looking out at Shane Douglas. Who has been stripped of everything expensive. He doesn't even have any shoes; he just has his pants and shirt on.)
.::Bobby Roode::.-I....WANT...MORE!
(Shane Douglas looks on in disbelief)
.::Shane Douglas::.-What else could I possibly give YOU?!
(Roode looks at Douglas; Douglas gets what he's saying...he takes off his shirt and hands it to Roode. Roode rolls up the window of what was Shane Douglas' car, and drives off. Shane stands there in basically his pants, all his expensive items are totally gone. But he still looks happy.)
.::Shane Douglas::.-Now...I KNOW...I got to have the inside track! Eat that James Mithcell!
(Christian walks by; obviously he's recovered from his attempted splits and says.)
.::Christian::.-...and I thought I was having a bad day.
(Christian shrugs, and follows the car to a studio. Christian looks up, and notices that he's finally at the studio he was looking for. He goes for the door, but it's blocked by someone.)
.::Christian::.-Hey! You're Larry Zybesko...it's not so good to see you.
.::Larry Zybesko::.-SURPRISE! What exactly do you want?
.::Christian::.-Oh, I'm here to talk to some people that knew AJ Styles. I need to know some stuff about him.
.::Larry Zybesko::.-We can't allow you to go back stage! But if you want to know about AJ Styles, I'm your man. The kid had a lot of talent; he very well could have been a star here. But the problem with him was...he really didn't have much upstairs, you know?
.::Christian::.-Oh yeah Larry, I know. Believe me the whole Extreme Measures Federation knows. Because it takes a total idiot to try to pretend that you are talented for so long, and expect people to believe it, when there isn't any truth to it. That's exactly what AJ Styles has done since the time he's made his first appearance in the Extreme Measures Federation. Larry on Shockwave, I face AJ Styles in a match to prove that only I deserve to wear the hoodie jacket. I plan on using the fact he's not that smart to my advantage. Because while he's trying to fly around the ring, trying to impress the people backstage, his fans his friends, and his family...oh, right. Anyways, while he's doing that...he'll make a mistake, and that will spell his downfall.
.::Larry Zybesko::.-Yeah maybe, although...you sure you can get the job done? You look like a guy who would come out to a song that oddly sounds like an Evanescence song.
.::Christian::.-ME!?! No never!! I'd never do that, just like I'd never lose to AJ Styles. Shows what you know, so you going to let me into the backstage area, or not?
.::Larry Zybesko::.-I can't?
.::Christian::.-Why can't you?!
.::Larry Zybesko::.-Because...you don't have the secret code.
(Suddenly the ground starts to rumble)
.::Christian::.-Oh...great...
(Christian runs away, as Samoa Joe comes in a crane and chases after Christian. Yelling all the way, we fade back into the live feed. Christian looks annoyed.)
.::Christian::.-DAMN IT!! You said you would edit that last part, oh well!! AJ! Realize that you have no chance, and deal with it. Because the chances of you beating me. Is the same of me finding out my last name is something lame....like...Cage. It's just NOT going to happen!
(Suddenly Christian's phone rings again)
.::Christian::.-Oh...hi Mom!..Um...what?
(We fade away with that.)
Titles Held: none Place of RP: Orlando, Florida Last Victory:
None
Last Defeat: None Last Roleplay: A Quck RP!
OOC Comment: Wrote this quickly. But there is more thought, and a little more effort into this | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
