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Segment Title: Are These Guy's Serious?!

Singles Record: 3-7

People Used: 'Captain Charisma'Christian

People Mentioned: Kevin Bourne and the Miz

Date of Card: 7/14/12

Match: Christian vs. Kevin Bourne vs. The Miz

(We go into the scene which is a chair factory, seemly they have catchy phrases on the back. We focus on a figure in the distance who is sitting in a chair that reads "Kevin Bourne is a tool" written on the back. It's Christian, he doesn't even look back to the camera, he begins to talk.)

.::"Captain Charisma" Christian::.-Have a look around Bourne, Miz. This is what success will get you. Now the reason I'm here has more to do with Kevin Bourne, than the Miz, but the fact is that the Miz can learn a lot from being here. Because for one EMF Hall of Famer this is his paradise. Steve Hiroko, a man who is known for that that belt that Kevin Bourne has over his shoulder. He was so well known for being one of the best TV champions in EMF history that a lot of other facts about the legend got lost in the river of time. One being that he had a strange like for chairs with catchy phrases on the back all through out his career. I wouldn't be surprised if this whole company is owned by the legend himself Steve Hiroko, or he's a frequent buyer from it. Now I'm sure Bourne, and Miz are wondering why I would go on about Steve Hiroko when I have a triple threat at Saturday Shockwave against Miz, and Bourne. Well it's simple, the reason for this match was the break down of our little tag team last week Bourne, and let me say that while I wanted us to succeed last week, there was a part of me that wanted you to fail too. What I said was not bull shit, I actually do admire you for wanting to go after that World Heavyweight Championship, and you accept nothing else. But what you don't understand is that beggers can't be choosers, you might think that you are this man of destiny. So much so that holding the World Championship is the only thing that will bring you glory. But you are blind Bourne, it's either that or you are completely ignorant to this business, take your pick. Even if you won that championship at Dark Horizon, you could have easily just lost it the first defense on a fluke, then maybe people would be talking about your reign as one of the worst of all time. You see it's not the championship that makes the man, it's the man who makes the championship. That belt over your shoulder right now, it was Steve Hiroko's world championship, he didn't need to be world champion, and he rode that all the way to the Hall of Fame, because he cared about what he had, rather than what he was being screwed out of. Now you could take my word Kevin, but I know that you won't, and that's because you are too far gone. You really believe your own hype, that you should be handed the world championship over a lot of guys. That's why I did what I did, that's why I took a fall last week, as I watched you get the match last week in hand, I just couldn't handle seeing this clueless bastard in the ring anymore. You want to hear about horrible Kevin Bourne? How about having your lively hood taken away from you, not by choice, but because my brother just fell over a few boxes, and accidently beat the shit out of Wasabi' girlfriend. You think I liked being fired from the EMF? You think I liked being employed by a 7-11? Hell...they didn't even given the managers job, that was given to Edge, oh how I hate him. But you know, Edge isn't here, and you Bourne are on my last nerve just a little more. Because you remind me too much of my brother, a guy who didn't have to work as hard as I did to get where I am, and just because he doesn't have what he wants, when he wants, he still whines. Well I let my brother live in his lies, and now his lie is immortalized in the WWE Hall of Fame. But you Bourne, you are a lot of things in your eyes. But to me, you are that second chance that I have dreamed about. If I could go back in time, and slap some sense into Edge, and let him know that I was the talent of E and C, then I would. So Bourne, I get that same chance with you. Sure you aren't my brother, hell you aren't even someone I like. But you to me represent all the superstars who go around the Extreme Measures Federation, and believe that a Grand Slam, any grand slam will put you in the Hall of Fame. That's why I need to show up at Shockwave, and show the world one more time why I am as good as I am. Not only for my sake, because of your own Kevin. If we let you go around the EMF, being so self important as you are, you will be met with nothing but failure. This destiny that you believe that should be handed to you will remain unfull filled, and you will forever be known as a disapointment. Now I know you feel what you have done isn't enough, but I think being a disappointment is even worse. Look at Gambler, even though he's sunk back, he came back to the EMF for one thing to prove he wasn't the disappointment people thought him to be, and he did a hell of a job in proving that, Gambler is someone that you should be looking as an inspiration. Because someone once told me that it's not a bad thing, it's a good thing *goofy DDP smile*. And for you Kevin Bourne, this defeat that you are gonna suffer at the hands of the Instant Classic is going to be a good thing. Because maybe, just maybe it'll bring you back down to Earth, and maybe you will have a chance in hell to accomplish what you want to in due time. I just know that it's not going to be in time to save you from this total beat down by me at Shockwave, and trust me I got no problem taking a win that way. If all it takes is a flip of the kill switch to shut up these guys like you, then maybe you are only the first of many.

(Christian laughs to himself, and continues.)

.::"Captain Charisma" Christian::.-Now on to the Miz, Miz we fought quite a lot in the ring last week, and from what I saw I wasn't impressed. Really?...This is the guy the WWE put in the main event of Wrestlemania over guys like me...REALLY?! I don't know what it is about you that got you where you are Miz, whether it be the chants of "you can't wrestle". The being the weakest link in a tag team, or the fact that you kiss everyone's ass. It's probably the last one, but I will tell you something here in the Extreme Measures Federation, that will get you no where. This is where your talent does the talking, and when we were in the ring last Shockwave, it spoke volumes. It told me that you don't have what it takes to be in the same ring with me. Hell, I should be insulted that I'm in the ring with you, especially for a second time in two weeks. But I'm not Miz, and you do know why right? It's because just like Kevin Bourne, I have something to prove to the world against you, and if anything, maybe I can help you out kid. I want to show the world that even though I have a tough career, there is a reason why wrestlers like me will always be put over guys like you. It's because we are the work horses, the guys that you can go to when you need a great match from any opponent, even a turd like yourself. But Miz don't take it too hard when I plant you in the mat with the Kill Switch, because maybe just like Kevin Bourne maybe it will open your eyes, and you'll know your place in this industry poser. Do I give you credit for leaving reality TV, and living your dream, of course I do. But it's come at the expense of me, and I take great offense of that. But tonight, two wrongs will be righten as not only do you both get a lesson why Christian is the best all around wrestler in this industry today, but why you both are in your own way delusinal. You know why I would show you this? Because THAT'S....how I roll!

(Christian slaps his chest, and points to nothing particular, because he forgot he's not facing the camera, he turns around looking annoyed as we fade out with that.)

Titles Held: the REAL hoodie master (how you like them apple's AJ)

Place of RP: In a Hall way

Last Victory: the Miz

Last Defeat: Lost to CM Punk

Last Roleplay: Really...REALLY?!

OOC Comment: It's something.