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Segment Title: Really....REALLY!?!

Singles Record: 3-6

People Used: 'Captain Charisma'Christian

People Mentioned: Carnage and the Miz

Date of Card: 7/7/12

Match: Christian and Kevin Bourne vs. the Miz and Carnage

(We fade into Christian, who is pacing back and forth in a locker room. He looks up, and begins to talk.)

.::"Captain Charisma" Christian::.-So let me get this straight. The most talented wrestler in the Extreme Measures Federation today is reduced to be the counter to Carnage. I would be insulted, if it wasn't for Carnage's tag team partner, the Miz. Miz, you are probably going to come out here, and talk about how much were alike, hell, if you might even suggest that you have been waiting for this match just as much as I have. Because you feel that I'm ripping you off, since I used the word "awesome" a time or two. Well before you even start, let me make you understand one thing. I've been reeking of awesomeness long before you decided to grace the wrestling industry with your presence. You might have been still in High School when I started to reek of awesomeness, much less becoming a joke appearing on the Real World. But for the purpose of proving what a poser you are, I'm going to look at your time as a reality TV "star". So Miz, at a young age you were somewhat known, good for you. But we all know that even on that reality TV show no one liked you. So you created this alter ego called the Miz that was everything that Mike couldn't be. But it's a funny thing about alter-ego's Miz, they are usually hiding something. You want a popular example, look at Batman for example. Batman could be everything that Bruce Wayne could not. Bruce Wayne was a rich boy, expected to live out that life. Which would be good for him, but underneath was a man who couldn't get over the fact that his parents were killed. So he became Batman, the alter-ego that could do all the things that Wayne could not. But I think one of the things the current Batman series got right, Batman could be more than just a man. But if you peeled away the mask, and he became Bruce Wayne, that's when he could be destroyed. Now you might not understand why I'm going on about Batman, but that's exactly how you are Miz. Sure as the Miz, he gives you confidences to be the man you always wanted to be, but when people see you for what you are, you are nothing more than that pathetic loser that was on the Real World. The same one that begged the WWE crowd to not to pick a half assed MMA fighter over you, because you actually went out to be a wrestler. While he was just trying to capitalize on being something that was popular at the time to be a WWE wrestler. I got to admit that you were right about Puder. But it doesn't say anything about him that he beat you, it says everything about you that he beat you. Because everyone saw right through you Miz, and just like I see through you now. You might have gone on to do big things in wrestling, if you consider your WWE career probably bigger than mine. But that doesn't change the fact that you are still wearing that mask, trying to be something that you are not. On Shockwave, that mask gets pulled off, and we see you for what you are Miz. You aren't awesome, you are pathetic, and you wish you could be like Captain Charisma. You almost got people to believe you were too, but it ends on Shockwave. Because I will flip the Kill Switch, and end this joke once, and for all.

(Christian doesn't look too happy, as he looks at the camera.)

.::"Captain Charisma" Christian::.-Now I won't spend too much time on Carnage, because that's how much respect I have for him. But Carnage. You are the EMF's one hit wonder. You won the World Title once, and it seems like that time you haven't been relevant since. Now I'm sure that you will counter with the fact that you are a Grand Slam Champion. Do you think anyone cares? Grand Slam means nothing unless the reigns with the titles are memorable. I would say that you are cheapening the Grand Slam accomplishment that so many people have held up in high regard, but you really are not. Because if you look at it, there were always bad grand slam champions. It doesn't take too much to hold a title, and have a crappy reign, then move on to another crappy reign. That doesn't make the Grand Slam a joke, that makes you a joke Carnage. So don't you dare come out here, and tout that you are anything more than that because of it. Because you can wave your world title accomplishment in my face that I'm yet to get, but I know that when I get my day, it won't be a joke like yours. And when the time comes that I somehow lose it, I won't be considered a one hit wonder like you Carnage, but the end of an era of reeking of AWESOMENESS. Carnage, face it...the only thing going for you in this match is that you will be with a tag team partner that understands what it is to be a joke, and is probably one of the very few men here in the EMF that compete with your status of being a joke. While my tag team partner, he's exceeding here in the EMF, sure not everything has worked out for him. But he's reaching out for that brass ring, and is not happy to settle on anything other than what he set his eyes on. Sure he's had his set backs, but I know this is only the beginning. Thus why I'm more confident in my partner, than I would be with the Miz right now. On Shockwave, Kevin Bourne and I come to show you two up for what you truly are...a couple of posers, you know why we do that? Well...THAT'S HOW WE ROLL!

(Christian slaps his chest, and we fade out with that.)

Titles Held: the REAL hoodie master (how you like them apple's AJ)

Place of RP: In a Hall way

Last Victory: the Miz

Last Defeat: Lost to CM Punk

Last Roleplay: Legendary Disappointments

OOC Comment: It's something.