[::body of RP::]

(We go the TD Waterhouse Centre in Orlando, Florida. It's only an hour before Survival of the Fittest gets under way. Fans have already been in the arena, either making their way to their sits, or buying various things that they probably don't need. Anyways, Howard Finkel comes to the ring, and announcers that there will be a pre-show for Survival of the Fittest. The crowd cheers as Finkel leaves the ring, the crowd builds up waiting for what their going to see in the pre-show. Suddenly the lights dim "close your eyes" by Waterproof blonde blasts on the PA system as the crowd boo's. Christian walks out on the stage, he isn't yet in his fighting gear. He's in a pants, shirt, and so on. Christian slowly walks down the stage, doing his taunts. Pointing to his "Peeps" in the crowd, he enters the ring and climbs up to the second rope and then points out the crowd. The crowd boo's, Christian gives a cocky grin as he steps down off of the turnbuckle, goes over to the ring ropes and gets handed a microphone. Then signals for his music to stop, the crowd boo's.)

.::Christian::.- You know, you people ought to thank me for coming to a hell hole such as Orlando, Florida. With Disney world...or is it Disney Land....aw doesn't matter, they say that this place is the "happiest place on Earth". But the fact of the matter is, the only time I'll be happy is when I get back home to Canada. *"crowd boo's, and start to chant "asshole!" to Christian* Oh you know all you people love me, I'm the only winner you got in this god shaken city. I mean you got the Orlando Magic...and...um...the Magic, who is run by a guy who yells a lot. When's the last time they won a championship in fact...when's the last time they won period? *crowd boo's again, Christian laughs at Orlando's pathetiness* Well, if you think that I'm going to come here to Survival of the Fittest, and give you what the Magic won't...a performance to remember, then your sadly mistaken. Because what you are going to witness, LIVE in Orlando is nothing short than domination. Team Cena is TOTALLY going to beat the living hell of Team Jericho. In fact, each and everyone of you would be better served to read Michael Webber's thought provoking autobiography. It would provide you with far more entertainment, and reading....two and half pages was it would probably last longer than this match. But then again, I doubt that anyone of you people in this arena can read it...so I guess that's off the list *more boo's*. Oh I'm on roll baby, just like Team Cena is going to be on later tonight. But hell, we could beat this team that Chris Jericho put together on our worst day. We could beat them with one hand tied behind our backs. Each, and everyone of them are nothing compared to the people we have on Team Cena. First off, you have the former World Heavyweight champion, Josh Hanley. Oh yeah, Hanley has finally returned to form, and no longer has to carry the dead weight known as the fans. It's because of each, and everyone of you people that Josh Hanley's career went down the tiolet. But that's ok, because Hanley's going to show everyone that times are different and this time he's for real, and once he does...he won't have anyone else to thank but himself. Then we have the fonder of the Extreme Measures Federation, Mr E. That's right, a man that was held down by the jealous Matt Dragon for years. For year Matt Dragon knew that it was Mr. E that carried them to the tag team championship, not that ingrate Matt Dragon. Well tonight, Mr. E gets to show once and for all that he was the only true talent in Team Dragon, and he'll do it when he pins Dragon for the 1...............2..........3. Then we have the most dominate diva in Extreme Measures Federation history, Trish Stratus. Sure Trish has not been able to beat Jackie 7 straight times, but let's be honest here. We all know that Jackie cheated to win. You people all saw it! Now after Jackie gets totally destroyed by Trish, the world will know it too. Finally we have John Cena, the world heavyweight champion. There are people that claim to be better than him, like Chris Jericho. But each and everyone of you people are going to be shown that once and for all, that there is no one better than John Cena. As much as I hate to admit it, he's the leader here, but I have all the faith in the world that he's going to lead Team Cena right to victory. Then you have myself, Captain Charisma himself, Christian. Tonight, while this match will be short...and very brutal. I'm going to show the world why I am the best kept secret in the world today. Tonight, I step out of the shadows of the Other World, and prove that son of bitch Jericho and his pregnant whore of a wife were just holding me back. It's not going to be hard, I mean look who I got to deal with.

(Christian laughs as he thinks of his opponents tonight.)

.::Christian::.-First off, Dewey Pond. Wow Dewey, I thought that you might have gotten the message after Cena and I destroyed you. But I guess you were never too good at getting messages were you? You were never known to be the most smartest man, isn't that right Pond? I mean, you were the guy who got destroyed by my brother Edge, and only decided to come back to try to gain revenge. The only problem is Pond, that you weren't good when you got fired, and your not good now. If you get in my way Pond, I'll be sure to end whatever is left of your pathetic career. Now on to Chris Masters, Masters who the hell do you think you are? John Cena made you, sure he slept with your girlfriend. But you should be thanking him, he's the one that brought you from some gutter in Japan to the big time, the EMF. He should be allowed to do what he wants, and who he wants. But no, the guy who had no problem with jumping people from behind and all that crap had to get all moral on us. Well Chris Masters, you are going to pay, and no...Cena doesn't take checks! We go to Jackie Cena, wow how the mighty have fallen Jackie. You may still have your belt, you may still have you unbeaten streak. But you went from living in a manison to living with these losers. I guess that fitting for you, since that's all you really been. But Jackie, once your unbeaten streak doesn't ends. It's not the end of the world, don't jump off a bridge just yet, because your life is so pathetic. Because as you know, we all know what CLB really stands for...Christian...Loves...Blondes. Even if their ugly one's like yourselves. So even though I much rather Trish, I know she's not going to get over the fantasy that Cena is going to come back to her. So I'll give you this offer, if you can come to my hotel room with a bag over your head. I'm sure that we can work something out. Now I would talk about Jericho, but I got 5 minutes left to go...so in closing...We will beat Team Jericho...because that's......HOW WE.....ROLL!!

(Christian jumps out of the ring, and runs up the ramp screaming as we fade away)