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Segment Title: Legendary Disappointments

Singles Record: 3-5

People Used: 'Captain Charisma'Christian

People Mentioned: Jarred, and CM Punk

Date of Card: 5/11/12

Match: Christian vs. Jarred Carthallion vs. CM Punk

(We open up to the scene with Christian watching over Chris Jericho writing something on a piece of paper.)

.::"Captain Charisma" Christian::.-You know not that I care, but shouldn't you be doing something else...like working on your marriage?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-I can't, every day CM Punk goes on as not CM Drunk, Baby Jesus cries a little more.

.::Christian::.-Interesting segway from a former friend, but I will take it. Last Shockwave, I was robbed of a pure victory by the Miz, he knew that he had no chance to pin me, so he took the cowards way out, and used a chair to get himself DQed. But that is in the past, what is in the future is two men, one of these men are the before mentioned CM Punk. Now CM Punk, yeah he's a grand slam champion. He has had a great career...on paper, and that's the funny thing, on paper a lot of things look pretty good. On paper the Eagles last year seemed to be a dream team, on paper the Miami Heat should have won the NBA championship. On paper, I should have found a girl damn it by now, but that's the funny thing about things on paper, things don't always work out the way you expect, especially in sports. That pretty much sums CM Punk's entire time in the Extreme Measures Federation doesn't it. You look down the list of the accomplishments he has, and you would be fooled into thinking that it's impressive. Grand Slam champion, the man who defeated Dan Godwin to end his very first reign. But then you see how long it took to end all of those reigns, and then you realize the problem with CM Punk. None of those reigns amounted to much, and few people remembered much about them. Do any of you remember how he lost the World Championship without looking at the EMF history books? Because I doubt anyone but him, and possibly Dan Godwin can. That goes to show you have been sub-par you have been Punk, and that's exactly why you don't even deserve to be in the ring with me. But I'm kind of glad that it has come to this Punk, I really have. Because you go around the world, calling yourself the best wrestler in the world, but you forget one thing that a lot of people forget. That I, Christian am the most best all around superstar in this business today. And that's exactly what you lack, sure you can go in that ring, there is no doubt about that. But when it comes to speaking on that microphone, planning for the match, or even getting off your game plan, you aren't exactly the best in the world when your wrestling abilities call for that little bit extra to win a match. That's exactly why you have failed in the past, you failed in your recent tag team reign with Randy Orton, and that's exactly why you will fail this week against me. Maybe you can finally stop living a lie, and become the CM Drunk that Jericho wants you to be. Seriously, I'm not his friend anymore, and it's sad, you would be doing everyone a favor. But if your not willing to go that far, you can at least be a man, and proclaim me the best in the world. Now who else am I going against anyways.

(Not looking up from his scheming)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Jarrett...

.::"Captain Charisma" Christian::.-Jeff Jarrett? Shouldn't he be on Dixie Carter's ass?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-No..Jarrett Carthallion.

(Christian's face gets dark.)

.::"Captain Charisma" Christian::.-Well what do you know it's my old rival. Jarred, I'm sure you don't remember me, so I'm going to remind you. Remember that one year when EMF the magazine put you on the cover of the magazine with the headline "Legendary Jobber", and you were so depressed that you mentioned it in your promo? Well I was apart of the stable that made you like that, remember, I was very much apart of the wWo in those days. Sure Edge somehow tripped, and beat the shit out of Wasabi' girlfriend, but we still contributed to you totally being seen as a joke. But I will let you in on a secret Jarred, you are, and always will be a joke. I'm not even sure why you think you will be anything but, you can call yourself "Legendary" or a "Demon Chylde", but that doesn't change the fact you will always be a legendary demon jobber. We will always remember you as the man who has fallen in the shadow of the much more talented, and more interesting Angelus Archer, and that's not how it was suppose to go was it? It was suppose to be Jarred Carthallion that was suppose to get all the highlights, the championships, and the women. But that's the thing Jarred, just like I told CM Punk, things don't always work out the way you plan. Although, do not get me wrong, Jarred you have done a fair share yourself. But you haven't done even a tenth of what you wanted to do, and it's because you have run into people like me. People who don't need fancy names, other than Captain Charisma, The Instant Classic, C Squared, and Vitamin C. But other than that, I don't need fancy names, because once you put them away, you realize what they are. Which are lies, and guys like me, we will make a legacy based on making guy's like Jarred Carthallion, and CM Punk look bad. It's going to be no different at Shockwave, and you know why I'd do this...well that's....HOW I ROLL!!

(Christian slaps his chest, points to the camera, as we fade away with that.)

Titles Held: the REAL hoodie master (how you like them apple's AJ)

Place of RP: In a Hall way

Last Victory: None

Last Defeat: Lost to CM Punk

Last Roleplay: The Jury is Out!

OOC Comment: It's something.