"Captain Charisma" Christian: Not With Dem City Hands!!

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Segment Title: The Jury is Out!

Singles Record: 0-4

People Used: 'Captain Charisma'Christian

People Mentioned: Abyss, and

Date of Card: 3/31/12

Match: Christian vs. Abyss vs. Ricky Ramon

Captain Charisma
Christian

(It's before Saturday Shockwave as Christian is standing by with Michael Cole who is about to interview him about his match against the returning Ricky Ramon, and Abyss.)

.::Michael Cole::.-Christian, on Saturday Shockwave you face Ricky Ramon, and Abyss. There is much talk about this match, particularly about the return of Ricky Ramon. Your thoughts about Ricky Ramon?

.::"Captain Charisma" Christian::.-Ricky Ramon, now that is a name that I never thought I would hear again, but somehow here he comes into the EMF, thinking he owns the place. You know Ricky, I know you believe that just because you are good friends with John Cena that you have the hook up's that no one else does, that John Cena can take a career that was floundering before, and send it soaring to heights that few get to. Well, if that's what Ricky thought, then he was completely right, and we saw that in all the championships he won. That was until he decided to disappear off the face of the Earth. But you under estimated one thing, and that was that despite the fact that John Cena is almost universally hated in the EMF, you got to remember that old saying, no matter how good you are, there is always someone better than you. Ricky, I'm that someone, I'm a better friend to John Cena than you ever were. Who else could have been John Cena's best man, but me!! Yet, when he married Natasha, did he ask you, definitely not. That's right, so even though you have made your return, and it's clear that everyone is happy to see you back in the EMF. You are about to find out two things. The first being that I'm the dominate force in the Extreme Measures Federation. Don't pay any attention to what happened at Return of an Era, we all know that was a fluke, and Daniel Bryan knows that was a fluke, he just doesn't want to admit it. If I was given one more match, I'd show Daniel Bryan once, and for all who the real champion is, and that Angelina aka, Manelina is more man than he will ever be. But other than that I've been dominate in the EMF, and this is something that you will find out very quickly in our match at Saturday Shockwave. The second thing you will learn is that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Ramon, you were never the smartest man, so I'm going to spell this out to you. I have seen a lot of people enter into the EMF door, and leave, the common thing that I see with people who return is that they are never quite the same. Sure they might stay for a while, and they might go on to do great things. But they always aren't as good as they once were. For example, have you see the Punisher on his many returns? He hasn't even looked close to the Punisher that we all knew, and it's shown because everytime he comes back, he leaves after every one or two matches. I'm begging you tell me I'm wrong, because there are examples, upon examples. I remember back in 2001, when Road came back to be a tag team partner of Prez Mike for...some reason, and not only was he not even close to the Road we all knew, and loved. But he acted differently too. For some reason he loved Creed...for no reason at all, and he burned out in a few matches. What about Matty D...he never looks the same, ever! But the thing I said the more things change, the more they stay the same. Things change, but there is one consistant in all of this, and that's me. I entered into the EMF around 2001, and have found myself in quite a few interesting situations where I was forced to leave. But when I came back, I never lost it, I never went insane, I was the same Christian that I was before hand, and that's the thing with you Ricky. No one knows what to expect on Shockwave, you might decide to Rick Roll us down to the ring for all we know, and that's the risk we always take with these returns. We know that these guys think that just becuase they returned that they must re-invent themselves, and really nothing can be further from the truth. If it's not broken, don't fix it. But these returning superstars all believe that they should, and that's exactly what gives me the edge over you at Shockwave. Because now everyone is coming up to you, and telling you how great it is to have you back. You know that you will have to make a big splash in your return match. Once you get in that mind set. You believe that you will have to do something away from the norm that made you so successful, and once you do that. Mark my words, it will back fire in the form of me flipping the kill switch.

.::Michael Cole::.-Well we know that Ramon is quite the talent. Many people think that he was destined to be a world champion, and the man to bring the EMF into the future before he left. Shouldn't you be concerned about his abilities in that ring?

.::"Captain Charisma" Christian::.-So you figured that all by yourself that Ricky Ramon could have been the future of the Extreme Measures Federation, and still could be pending the results of this return. Well, that's all well and good, but then you got to question why did he leave, if he really was on his way to great things as you say, then why ruin his supposive great momentum? Well, the answer is simple, Ricky Ramon is a choke artist, he knows it, and deep down you, and everyone else know it. Sure, you can say that I'm just trying to stir the pot, I'm trying to get into Ricky's head, but am I? Ricky himself in his return promo mentioned that while his previous accomplishments were great, it was the big one that he never won that has eaten him alive since that time. It's what has driven him to get this point where he feels it necessary to return to the EMF. Because he knows exactly what he is...nothing more than the EMF's version of LeBron James. *Cole tries to say something* Don't say anything chump stain, I know exactly what you are going to say. LeBron James is one of the most talented basketball players today, he has won more than one MVP, and gone to a few finals. This is true, but the fact is that he never actually won the big one. Sure he tried to be honorable about it in the beginning with the Cavaliers. But the years went by Cole, and he failed, and failed to be that guy to come up big in the clutch. So when a man fails time, after time, what does he do? His morals start to fall apart, and that's what happened to LeBron as he took his talents to South Beach, and joined the Miami Heat! Now I don't blame him for doing that, because after all if I was LeBron James, I'd want to live in the same state as Christian too. Because I'm what he could never be...and that's a winner. But I'm getting off topic, Cole, even after he sold his soul, what happened to James? He got to the finals...but he lost. That's basically Ricky Ramon's career in a nut shell, once he realized that he couldn't do it on his own, Ricky Ramon decided to try to become John Cena's friend. That paid off for him, but he knows it didn't pay off for him enough, so much so that he had to hid his face in shame for three years. Now Ricky you have returned, you believe you are here to prove all the doubters wrong, that you can become the EMF champion, and fulfill your destiny as the man in the EMF. I'm going to guess that during the time that you have been away, you have been watching the films of your old matches, obsessed about how once you got the chance, that this time was going to be different.. You were going to show the world that you are everything that people say that you are. But there is one thing that you didn't count on in every scenario you thought that could happen when this time happened. That one thing is that in your very first match you would be facing me. The uncrowned Television champion, and because of that, I'm going to be pissed. So at Shockwave, I'm totally going to reign down on Ricky Ramon like my name was Dirk Nowitski, and show him why he will always be below the Captain.

.::Michael Cole::.-Well...that's great Christian, but for someone who is so much more successful than Ricky Ramon,he sure gets more girls than you.

.::"Captain Charisma" Christian::.-Shut up Cole! You don't know anything, after all, the girls all love Christian. They just don't recognize it yet, and after Shockwave, I got a feeling that they will. But that brings me to Ricky Ramon's motivation his family. I'm sure a lot of it has to do with his past demon's, but I'm sure apart of being back in the EMF has to do with feeding Trishy whatsherface (OOC: I actually forget her name, just what she looks like.). Well Cole, I'm going to do something heroic. It will be so great that when people think of EMF hero's, they will all say X-Cold who? Sure he saved Stephanie from horrible fates time, and time again. Even though that might not mean much to today's EMF superstar, but maybe you should take a look at playboy here soon. After all, Stephanie McMahon-Walker is nothing more than a hot, future playboy cover girl. When people see that, they will remember why X-Cold is the Hulk Hogan of the EMF. Because he got this hot woman knocked up, had two weird kids, and possibly saved her from ruining herself from unnecessary surgery. Just call it a hunch on the last one. Everything Jericho has done for Amy, will mean nothing. Hell Jarred Carthallion's attempt to be a "hero", and "stand alone" will...be considered even a bigger joke after they all see what I do for the EMF after Saturday Shockwave. I'm going to beat Ricky Ramon's so badly, that his wife is not going to want to ever think about touching him again. Which is good, because we wouldn't want him to have a flock of drug abusers for children, and one straight edge kid who curses his family because his father is a loser. Ricky, I don't expect you to thank me, but I do expect you to realize who the superior wrestler is in that ring, and that is me! Because I'm a winner, and after that, maybe, just maybe, some of these women around the EMF will realize their feelings for Captain Charisma.

.::Michael Cole::.-That's very interesting, but what about your other opponent. A man that you have quite the history with, Abyss.

.::"Captain Charisma" Christian::.-Ha...not a man...a monster. Is what I would be saying if Abyss was anything but a huge ball of failure, but it's too bad for him that is what he is, a huge ball of failure. It seems that we do this every month Abyss, but for some reason or another, our issues are never truly settled. Last month it was no different, you saw it Cole, I was totally beating down CM Punk, Kane, and Abyss. Then I flipped the Kill Switch on Kane, the man who said that he thought he destroyed me. But obviously he didn't do a very good job, because I was three second's away from beating him. A champion, now if I was him, I would have given me the championship right then, and there. Because he now knows that it's only a matter of time before I come for his championship, and take it. But Kane, he doesn't have the heart of a champion, so he keeps it, and lives in this lie where he think he's better than me. He probably has a convincing argument considering I didn't get that three count I mentioned. But that is only because CM Punk came in, and ruined it. Had he not, then I would be talking about how I don't need this match against Abyss, after all I already beat him, whether I pinned him or not. But you escaped your fate Abyss, and it seems that we have some long standing issues that we have to take care of. You remember, I mentioned in my promo against you, you tried to drown me in my own pool. Just like Kane, you tried to destroy me, but couldn't get the job done, and now I'm back to destroy you. Abyss, the funny thing is that the most impressive things you have done in the Extreme Measures Federation happened in TNA, and boy does it show. Because we all know that TNA is full of losers, hell who does TNA have? Talent that Vince hasn't heard, or care about, washed up WWE veterans, and a Hogan that Vince doesn't even want a piece of, and RilliK. Who I'm contractually obligated to mention that "RelliK is killer backwards". Anyways that's pretty pathetic Abyss, and totally explains why people believe that you are worth while, and yet you fail so epically. Those internet geeks really think that anything out of TNA must be great, but we all know they don't know wrestling, you are living proof of it Abyss. Come Shockwave, they are going to find out how markish their wrestling knowledge truly is as I put down one of their TNA hero's once again with the Kill Switch. Finally settling the score between us once and for all. You know why I'd do this? Well that's....HOW I ROLL!!

(Christian smacks his chest, and points, but he pokes Michael Cole in the eyes. Michael Cole stumbles, and jobs, TELL ME I DIDN'T JUST SEE THAT as we fade away with that.)

Titles Held: the REAL hoodie master (how you like them apple's AJ)

Place of RP: In a Hall way

Last Victory: None

Last Defeat: Lost to CM Punk

Last Roleplay: Flipping the switch on your false realities!

OOC Comment: Just writing something so you have something to write against, don't worry about me.

Captain Charisma
Christain