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Segment Title: Flipping The Switch On Your False Realities

Singles Record: 0-3

People Used: 'Captain Charisma'Christian

People Mentioned: Abyss, Kane, and CM Punk

Date of Card: 3/3/12

Match: Christian vs. Abyss vs. CM Punk vs. Kane

(Due to the fact he's actually training for this one, Christian did not have time to cut a normal promo. But once he was able to set side aside some time with an EMF camera man. He was able to record his comments on this match. This is that pre-recorded promo by "Captain Charisma" himself, Christian.)

(We open up the scene in a gym as Christian is sitting on a bench, looking like he's been working really hard for this match.)

.::"Captain Charisma" Christian::.-Hey man...this thing on...what, why you looking at me like that? Do I smell bad? *he smells under his arm* No! So it must be you!..You know, the more I think about it, you might be on to something. First off I want to say that I know that there are a few of my Peeps out there that would be surprised that I would put this much effort into this match. Well, it's with good reason. Because I think we all saw what happened at Payback, or rather it's what we didn't see at Payback. Don't know what we didn't see at Payback? Well I'll inform you. what we didn't see was my match where I was suppose to become the new Television champion. I guess Daniel Bryan was too boring...I mean scared to have it that week. It's ok, at least I got to see a good fight in the stands with two popcorn vender's, they both displayed more charisma in that few seconds than Daniel Bryan has ever in his entire life. You think I would be majorly pissed at this happening, but the truth of the matter is that I don't care what happened to my match. I know I will get my match, they won't Cryme Tyme me, and we all know who will win anyways. So why sweat it? I mean the EMF officials seem to know that I'm a lock. I know this especially since they put me in the main event of Shockwave to try to make it up to me. Christian, and the main event, it's been far too long since those things have been in the same sentence, unless the sentence is "Christian isn't in the main event", or "Christian should be in the main event, but isn't". But finally the EMF brass woke up, and realized who really is the talent around here, I got to hand it to them. They clearly are making their intensions felt in this match. Some people would say that this match is a combination of the Abyss, and CM Punk match from Payback. While giving Kane, and me the right to get some Payback of our own this week. Well the people who think that are totally mistaken, it's obvious what I'm doing in this match, and what the others are doing. The other three, are what we called enhancement talent, because Prez Mike realizes that he needs me. Because he finally see's me for the under appreciated star that I am. These other guys in the match are simply scrubs, sure two of them believe that they are monsters, and the other one thinks he is the best in the world. But I got news for them all, they are just road blocks to what should have been mine this entire time. You don't understand how it's been all these years. I came into the Extreme Measures Federation, carrying around my dead weight brother when I was apart of the wWo, and after he screwed up, and somehow accidently beat the shit out of Wasabi's girlfriend, we were both left without a job. Now he was fine working at a 7-11, but I wasn't. Even as he somehow worked his way up to being considered a god again outside of the EMF, I wasn't happy at all. I thought of ways to get back into the EMF, finally I used those two chump stains Chris Jericho, and Amy Dumas for a few years. Then when it was time to dump them all, I dumped them like a bad habbit. It was a lot like what I did with CM Punk's girl Ashley Massaro, or is it former girl? Oh well, it doesn't matter. Anyways, she got her dose of vitamin C, and she couldn't stop calling me. But I had to tell her enough was enough. Now... where was I, oh yeah! I was explaining to you, my peeps why this match has been long over due. Finally I formed an alliance with my good friend John Cena. Now I can say that I'm actually friends with Cena. But that doesn't mean I haven't milked it for all it's worth. After all, thanks to it, I have been able to stay on television. But I learned quickly that only gets you half way. I mean I haven't been able to get the success, and exposure on television that I deserve. This week though, all of that hard work, all that suffering in matches with guys who couldn't carry my jock strap. I got a feeling that all the before mentioned bullshit that I've gone through in my career is finally going to end. I take my place where I belong at the top of the Extreme Measures Federation. And it won't matter who I beat, out of the three. Hell I might just beat them all if they let me, but they probably won't because that would be entertaining, so I'll probably just have to stick to beating one of them. So be the it the Monster Abyss. Besides, that guy is just trying to be like me anyways. You seen this guy trying to pretend like he gets all the chicks like me, but he really pays them off? It's really pathetic really. Abyss, we know each other fairly well don't we? You tried to drown me in my pool, I didn't decide to get revenge until now, because your father gave me one of his coats, and it is a nice coat. But now, I feel like it's not enough. Abyss, I'm totally going to show you why that you don't belong in the same ring with the Instant Classic, and you never did. And no self esteem bullshit that you have been trying to pull lately is going to save you from it. Now on to Kane, oh yes this guy from the WWE. I remember this clown. I call him that, because we all remember the story about him being burned as a kid or something like that. Whatever, it was all bullshit, we all saw what happened when he took his mask off in 2003. The dark parts around his eyes which were supposively burned, were just paint. So I got to wonder if under that mask this entire time he went full out with the clown face while he was wearing it back in the day. In fact now that he has it back on, I got to wonder if he does again. If that's the case, maybe he believes every wrestler in the world is afraid of clowns, so it gives him an advantage in every match. Now I got to admit, while I do find clowns creepy, Kane, what I don't find scary is you. In fact you have been a joke that has kept on getting funnier every year, so I don't know who your fooling. But it's just not working, especially after you walked around for a long time with your bald head, and gut hanging out. It was beyond pathetic. I'm not sure if no one has broken it to you, or you are just too dumb to get it, or what. I mean I got to hand it to you, you finally got a clue, put the damn mask on, and found a gym. But it's too late, your aura is gone, you are like the New York Yankees after they lost to the Arizona Diamondbacks in 2001. No one feared them anymore, and your going to find out that I don't fear you. In fact I never feared you. Your going to find out that no matter how big, or bad you think you are. Being big, and bad doesn't always cut it in this sport. Sure, we know that the big men always get an easy road to the top, for example the Big Show won the world championship on his first match in WCW. You, yourself Kane won the world championship less a year into your career, and was in a high level feud with your brother only months into your career. See, it's easy for you, but we all know that unless you have talent, and you don't, then you don't really last. While small guys like me, they might take years of busting their asses, but sooner or later, they make it, and they become legends. Don't believe me, look at Bret Hart, look at Shawn Michaels, the list goes on, and on. But that's not the greatest thing, the greatest thing is that this night they will list me as the greatest example of talented guys who finally broke through the glass ceiling, and got what he should have gotten years ago. And there will be nothing to save you from your fate Kane. You can talk to the devil, the devil will simply tell you that I'm way too good, and your on your own. And after I drive you into the mat face first with the Kill Switch, you'll understand why he rather stay out of my way. Now finally we go to CM Punk...yes CM Punk, the supposive "Best in the World". Or that's what he likes to tell everyone everytime he can by putting it on his t-shirt. But in this IWC world, nothing about professional wrestlers are secret anymore, and one thing that we know about Mr. Punk is that he's not exactly the most humble guy. In fact this guy is a straight up prick, and he's also not the most honest. Because if he was honest, he would put on his t-shirt "Best in the World, (because Christian hasn't shown me up yet.) That's exactly what he should do, but he can't. Oh well, what are you going to do? I'll tell you what I'm going to do, I'm going to show him, and the world why I'm one of the most underrated performers ever. On Shockwave, CM Punk, whether he wants to, or not gets introduced to some truth. That truth is that he's not the best in the world, I am. I prove it every night. I simply haven't had the stage, well on Shockwave..PUNK, that changes, and as you see I'm not taking this match lightly. I'm pushing myself harder than I ever had, and tonight your going to find out what my Peeps already know. That Christian is the real talent in the family, and NOT EDGE!! I don't care what Hall of Fame he's being put in, it's not a Hall of Fame until it has me. And my three opponents will find that out tonight when I flip the Kill Switch on their false realities. And you know why I would do this, that's because...that's how I roll!

(Christian grins, and goes back to training as we fade away with that.)

Titles Held: the REAL hoodie master (how you like them apple's AJ)

Place of RP: In a Tent

Last Victory: None

Last Defeat: Lost to Danni Vesneski

Last Roleplay: Not With Dem City Hands!

OOC Comment: It's something.