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Segment Title: Not With Dem City Hands!

Singles Record: 0-3

People Used: 'Captain Charisma'Christian

People Mentioned: Abyss

Date of Card: 1/14/12

Match: Christian vs. Abyss

Christian lyrics - Decieved by my eyes, in all I was told I should see, Opinions not mine, The person they taught me to be, One light in the dark A vision of someone I knew, Then in the darkness, I saw a voice say I'm you, Inside me a light was turned on, Then I was alive, If you close your eyes, Your life, a naked truth revealed, Dreams you never lived and scars never heal, In the darkness light will take you to the other side, If I've been waiting there you'll see if you just, close your eyes, Hearts uninspired, Trapped inside somebody's dream, Too close to the fire, Yet cold and so numb with the pain, The fever has broken, And the river has run to the sea, Washed to the ocean, And saved by your voice inside me, Inside me a light was turned on, then I was alive, If you close your eyes, your life a naked truth revealed, Dreams you never lived and scars never heal, In the darkness light will take you to the other side, If I've been waiting there you'll see if you just, close your eyes, Never thought I would be here, So high in the air, this is my unanswered prayer, defined by another, so much wasted time, out of the darkness, each breath that I take will be mine, If you close your eyes, Your life, a naked truth revealed, Dreams you never lived and scars never heal, In the darkness light will take you to the other side, If I've been waiting there you'll see if you just, close your eyes, If you just close your eyes,

(The scene is a quiet tent, and the camera gets a shot of Christian with his eyes closed, and humming. Suddenly he looks annoyed as he finally stands up frustrated.)

.::Christian::.-I'm sick of this!! For those who were wondering what I was doing, I was trying to call upon the spirits of the great Captains to help me in my match at Saturday Shockwave. But I've been here for three hours, and I haven't heard a peep. Well I guess I will have to do it on my own, because while the great captains might be afraid, I'm not. Because after all, all I'm facing is Abyss who reeks of failure. Haven't you heard Abyss, no one is scared of you anymore Abyss, you can keep calling yourself the monster all you want, but it doesn't stop the fact that you are a complete joke. No one even is scared of you, the only one who believes that beating you is a big deal anymore is Daniel Bryan, and Bryan reeks of nerdom. He probably saw someone that looked like you in his comic book, and thought once he beat you that it was a big deal that he did. But how wrong he was, and there is only one reason why I bother really even facing you, and that reason is the Gambler. You saw me, I beat the hell out of the Gambler, sure he technically "won", but who was standing tall at the end of the match? It was me, and to me that makes me the true, and only winner. Now the Gambler, even though he'll do everything in his power to try to prove that was a fluke. I'm not going to let him have that out, and I'm going to show him that losing to me was no fluke, and how do you show that to a big dumb giant, by beating another big dumb giant. But I got to hand it to old Gambler, at least he's not a love sick, tool like you Abyss. Just what the hell, I've hit on every girl in the EMF, and not a one showed interest in me, while this greasy monster gets two girls whining over this guy. Maybe I should go back to my vampire gimmick, I hear chicks dig vampire's these days. Although that idea reeks of Gangrel, and you know what they say, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice...I really deserve to job to Gillberg. But Abyss, as much as you are probably going to go on, and on about how jealous I am that you have gotten the chicks, really I'm not. After all, all you did was totally ruin your reputation. Where is the Monster from TNA that ran through the entire roster? I'll tell you where he went, he got some squared jawed slut stuck on him, and people started to view him as soft. It's been almost sad viewing it every day Abyss, really it has, there are some things that were never meant to be, and you being a chick magnent was definitely one of those things. But the news doesn't get any better Abyss, because of what your going to be stepping in the ring with, this Saturday. One of the EMF's legendary figures, two thirds of one of the greatest tag team ever, and one of the greatest members of the wWo. Well that was until Edge slipped, and accidently beat the living shit out of Wasabi' girlfriend. But the past is the past, but what is important is what happens to you this week Abyss, because not only will I totally show that I reek of awesomeness, and I will go on to show the world that it's me that should be main eventing Pay Per View's, rather than those chump stains called Scott Tazte, Dan Godwin, or Degenerate. But this is the day that the myth of the monster totally gets laid to rest once, and for all. It'll be all the better that I didn't call some fake ghosts to help me, because it'll be all the more sweeter when I destroy you myself, and you know why..because THAT'S HOW I ROLL!!

(Christian walks away, but suddenly five ghostly figures approach)

.::ghost::.-Wait? Where is he going? Damn it, we came here for nothing...

(Suddenly one of the great captain's step into the light.)

.::Captain Quint::.-I would have showed him how to catch the monster, with this hook, and this candy bar only I'd catch the monster....and I'd kill him for free! He can't do anything alone! Not with dem city hands!

(Another great captain steps inside of the light.)

.::Princess Leia::.-Han...he's gonna lose...

.::Han Solo::.-I know.....

(Another great Captain steps inside of the light.)

.::Captain Jack Sparrow::.-Aye, I propose Christian fights...to run away.

(Suddenly the final captain, the greatest captain of them all makes his presences felt.)

.::Captain Crunch::.-AAAWW, stay crunchy in milk!

(The rest of the Captain's look at him, and we fade away with that.)

Titles Held: the REAL hoodie master (how you like them apple's AJ)

Place of RP: In a Tent

Last Victory: None

Last Defeat: Lost to Danni Vesneski

Last Roleplay: You Betrayed Shiva!

OOC Comment: It's something.