(We open up the scene as Christian is banging Prez Mike's door, but won't get a response, before he stomps his feet, and yells in frustration.)

.::Christian::.-I HAD IT! But we all know that was all a fluke, Dewey Pond took advantage of me, and if he had the balls to face me at least face to face, I wouldn't have lost, hell Dewey Pond wouldn't have stood a chance. He just decided to sneak in the back, and catch me off guard. For anyone else, they would have more pride than that, but it's Dewey Pond were dealing with here. He doesn't have any pride, after loss, after loss to nobodies, you can understand why! But it doesn't stop there, his wife left him, and his kid is creepy...have you seen his kid? VERY Creepy...nothing like me or Cena's kid. So all that might be past, but mark my words, I will not let this stand, because this week someone will pay, don't think they won't pay...so who is going to pay *gets handed a piece of paper* Danni Vesneski? Ok, better get in character. *Christian walks off the screen, and comes back with a giant black cape on his back* BLAH! I want toa suck ya blood. Danni Vesneski, it's good to see you man. It's been way too long since you have shown your face in these parts. But there is probably a good reason, after all your family seems to be like locus. They swarm in at the worse times, and you never are happy to see them. But the good thing about the Vesneski clan is that in their mind they share the same spotlight, their not quite like the Pond gang, or Tazte's in the past. Where they would be all around, when you turned around, you saw another Pond or Tazte, and they still sucked. But when it comes to the Vesneski' you get one or another, never more than one. Sure you might see some other do a cameo on a promo now, and then, but that's it. It seems like they are all fighting over the same spotlight, like pre-teen girls, it's a regular slap fight over something that no one other than them cares about. After all, when's the last time Vesneski have been considered important? Never from what I've seen. You remind me of a guy named Mr. Chaos, not because your like Mr. Chaos, just what Mr. Chaos thought was good television, and boy is that a can of worms in itself. Since I know you probably don't know what I'm talking about, I'll give you some background. Mr. Chaos for some reason was a reasonably annoying man, but had some talent to him, despite what he even thought. But then he started to run with the wrong crowd, and they convinced you if you pull a demon god out of your ass, and starting talking to them in your head. Promising that if you don't win matches, that you would die, then after they lost, you didn't. They considered to do that alone automatically you to be a god amoung wrestlers. Yeah, that's great television, everyone thought that was great...*Christian rolls his eyes*. It's something like that you believe is great television too, who do you think you are, the Undertaker? Huh? Well I know the Undertaker, and you sir are no Undertaker. Now I could go over the usual Twilight jokes, but I don't want to be a TwiLighT rip off, because there have been thousands of people who have made the very same jokes, and your response is all the same. You aren't Vamp, you are goth, there is a difference! Well, don't blow a fuse Vampiro. Anyone remember that guy? Oh well, doesn't matter, what matters is I stop making fun of people confusing him with a Vamp, I don't want to be mailed many various emo poetry in response, besides what matters is Danni Vesneski this Sunday at Whiplash, and then never again, because the Instant Classic is coming to Whiplash to give you a taste of what a Whiplash is all about when the Kill Switch has been engaged, and I drive your face into the mat. I will do it not only for myself, who needs this win after I got screwed out of a world title shot, I'm not doing it for the Vesneski' who need another reminder why they suck, but I'm doing it for all my Peeps. After all, who you think I would do it for? Little Jimmy? Please...I would never do anything for Little Jimmy, especially not rap, or sing...or...wait a minute who wrote this crap?

.::R-Truth::.-YOU SAYIN' SOMETHING ABOUT MY WRITING.

(Christian shakes his head, and continues.)

.::Christian::.-No not at all, other than you have a weird obsession with Little Jimmy, but I won't be touching that one. Anyways, let's get back on topic. Some people would wonder why I would have a big problem with Danni Vesneski; after all, when I came into the business with the WWE I was kinda claimed to be a vampire, and goth...I also hanged around Gangrel, and this is something I want to clear this up right now. It was all Edge's fault, he said that if I hanged around Gangrel, people would like me, but then I found out that it only made people hate me, and call me a creepy little bastard, even though I'm not creepy! But even though I hate to admit that I got anything positive from those days in this case, I really did. It's true that now due to the fact that I lived as a vampire, I learned the mind of a Vesneski, and those people who believe they have some sort of dark powers. They are complete retards, what type of people believe that they are vampires? Or even if not that, the fact that people really have the balls to believe that they have some sort of darkside power, that just shows their grip on their reality, and the mind of a Vesneski. Now Danni Vesneski has assured us that it's the second one, but really in my mind that there is no difference, the difference between vamp, goth, and emo's are paper thin. Their all whiney bastards, who's mom didn't hold them enough, or maybe too much. They think they have it bad, but they don't know what it means for it to be bad. They don't have it bad like me, they haven't had everything taken away FIVE DAYS AFTER IT WAS GIVEN TO ME...um...excuse me, did I say five days, I meant five minutes. No idea where I got five days, and don't bother saying it was actually 2 minutes. I was celebrating through the commercial, it counts damn it! So Danni Vesneski, you want to bring your blah, and try to suck my blood. Well the Captain is gonna give you something to whine to your friends on your online blog. Sunday at Whiplash, the world will see once again the fact that we all know, that the Vesneski totally reek of sucking. Trust me, don't come into this match thinking that I'm just in this match to make you look good. Because the last thing I'm thinking about is trying to help someone that I can't stand to look at look good. You remind me too much of the Brood days, and that totally reeked. So I guess if you expected me to help you out, then your totally mistaken, after all...what was the chance I would ever help a Vesneski out. Excuse me while I light this match.

(Christian lights the match, and throws it behind him for no reason, and Christian continues his promo.)

.::Christian::.-Now as I would say...I wouldn't do a damn thing for you....hey you smell something.

(Christian turns around, and yells.)

.::Christian::.-DAMN IT!!

(Christian just realized by throwing a match backwards he just innited Hot Topic, thus making Danni Vesneski happy as we fade out with a fitting song.)