Sometimes even the best laid plans go wrong, and a few weeks ago that's exactly what we found out. The EMF legend Primetime had made his return, but probably not the return that he wanted. He had fallen on hard times not only with the economy going to hell, but his own spending habbits. It all spiriled out of controlled, and he soon found all the money that he had from his career in the EMF gone. Like many athletes after they have left the game, a lot of the time playing sports is all they know, and one would believe that very thought would make these athletes be a little smarter with their money, as they know that unlike most people. They don't have a lot of time to earn their money, and once their skill is gone, it's most likely gone for good. That's what you'd think they would do, but like so many athletes, they aren't smart with their money. They take it for granted, like the cash flow will always be there, and they find themselves in a lot of trouble. There are many examples of this, such as Hulk Hogan, and Ric Flair. Two of the biggest names in wrestling history have had to resort to make pointless come back, after pointless come back. Sometimes not because they want to, or are physically able to, but because they need money, thanks to their hundred wife taking all their money. It is sad, but very real happening with all sports stars, and Primetime was no exception to that rule. Because of that, he has once again returned to the Extreme Measures Federation only to face an old enemy from the Wasabi World Order, Christian. A man who once was apart of a great tag team known as Edge and Christian, but now has been able to make himself a good singles wrestler since the last time him, and Primetime knew each other. As expected, it wasn't easy for Primetime as the match went back, and forth. But finally just when Christian thought he had the match well in hand, Primetime's veteran experience came to the fore front, and Primetime showed that while he is not as young as he once was. He still has what it takes to get the job done in the ring if called on to do so. Just like many great athletes who no longer have youth of their side, they find a way to play smarter. Using that to their advantage to still be successful. But many people didn't expect for Christian to go quietly into the night. Primetime had cost Christian his chance to gain revenge against AJ Styles, something that had haunted him for years. That was something that he would not just let go just because he happen to lose to Primetime thanks to a surprise pin. This was proven to be true after Christian defeated one of his opponents from Whiplash, the Undertaker, and informed the crowd that not only would he not let this issue with Primetime go, but he had already gotten the rematch thanks to his connections with John Cena. At Dark Horizon Primetime and Christian will go to battle once again. The only question is whether or not Christian can come out with a different result this time, or will Primetime once again find a way to win. It's only a matter of time before we find out for sure.

(We open up to a darken room as the camera focuses on a chair with the single light in the room, the flickering of a television as we see the image of the ending moments as Primetime has Christian in the pinning combination for the 1.....................2..................3. Suddenly insane laughter comes from the chair, and a voice can be heard.)

.::voice::.-Primetime...Primetime...Primetime....

(The camera moves in front of the chair with the image of Christian on the chair, legs folded, rocking back and forth.)

.::Christian::.-You don't say nothing to me...me AN ARKIE...me PERFECT maker of sense. This match is going to be to be the best of all, my match, AN ARKIE RULES! Me ok? You are playing my game!

(Christian tries to smoke a cigerette, but starts coughing. He throws it down, and stamps on it.)

.::Christian::.-Alright, enough of that...come on someone had to react the famous AN ARKIE promo's. Since the wWo Archives were destroyed, no one can see everyone's favorite sniper, totally get embarrassed. Well...that is of course the sad bastard who saved all of the wWo's promo's before the tornado known as geocities blew through.

(The camera moves to the right a little bit, and we see Prez Mike throwing all the wWo promo's in the air, and then he starts to pretend like he's swimming in them. Before he realizes that the camera is watching him, he panics, and yells.)

.::Prez Mike::.-DON'T JUDGE ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

(The camera goes back to Christian who doesn't look amused.)

.::Christian::.-That's pretty sad Mike; anyways, it would seem that having friends in high places has finally paid off for the Instant Classic. Because Primetime, it's going to be you and me, one more time in that ring. Now, I know last time we talked, we talked about how you, and I going against each other was almost a revival of the old wWo vs. Primetime feud. But after the match, I realized that this thing between us is so much bigger than that. This has taken on a life of it's own, Primetime this is personal. Ever since I have entered into the world of professional wrestling, I have had some pretty embarrassing moments. Like one time, I somehow found a way to lose the light heavyweight championship to Duane Gill, and no damn it. It wasn't Gillberg, it was Gillberg before the time when he only lost almost every match, rather than every match as he would go to do. Or how about my classic feud with Diamond Dallas Page? *Christian looks like he's ready to throw a fit*...NO...I'm a winner damn it. I won't have a temper tantrum *he calms down*. Anyways, I fully admit that event, and so much more was embarrassing, but as embarrassing as they were. They were not as embarrassing as what happened a few weeks ago in our match Primetime. Now I know what all my Peeps are thinking, they are thinking "but Christian, you lost to a Hall of Famer, there is no shame in that, right?" Well you would think that, but those are the people who believe that Ric Flair's moobs are still entertaining. Let's be totally honest with what we got a few weeks ago on Shockwave. Primetime wasn't Primetime, it totally wasn't a challenge *Christian thinks about what he just said, and realizes what that makes him since he lost to him*. Wait...wait...wait, that's not what I meant. What I really meant was Primetime was as much as Primetime as he ever was...maybe even more so...yeah, that's good. But Prime ribs showed the world what it already knew, that he is without a doubt the most overrated Hall of Famer in the history of the Extreme Measures Federation. Primetime is the single most reason we tell rookies that it's not the title that makes the man, it's the man who makes the title. Primetime is the leading example of this, because when you look on the surface of what he's done. He has won more world championships than anyone in history, and while that's undeniable...it's also undeniable that he has lost more world championships than anyone in history, right? Well I know that's a basic point, I mean anyone can say that about a multi-time champion. But when you had Ric Flair in his prime, you knew despite the fact that he lost the title a lot. That he was the man with, or without the title. With Primetime, he goes in there, and any one with half a brain can see that he's not what people make him up to be, and the smart people in the audience don't buy it one bit. Which off topic...sounds very familar for some reason...I wonder why...*it hits him*...oh...moving on. Anyways Never had a Prime, you escaped our first match with a win, and the myth of your career in tacked. But if you thought that you were going to get away with that, you were sadly mistaken. As I mentioned, I do have friends in high places, it totally pays to be in the good graces of John Cena. Sure I could go to Prez Mike, but when did he ever exist?

.::Prez Mike::.-I do too exist, I was mentioned in Myke Hawke's promo.

.::Christian::.-I forgot everything about it, other than Danica Patrick was mentioned. Which makes for a clever segway back to Primetime somehow. Primetime, I mentioned Ric Flair in comparison to you a few times, even though now-a-days he's painful to watch. But like Flair, there is one thing that will never change, no matter how horrible you stink up the ring. Primetime you have without a doubt done it all in this business. But unlike Flair, you done it with boring people to tears. You aren't entertaining...people would have more fun going to a Chris Legend fan fest, or going to the dentist, or having surgury to remove their cancer of the ass than watching a Primetime match. And I don't mean just now, people actually felt this way when you were here the first time you were in the EMF. So it's not just that you are so old that you suck now, it's just that you have always sucked. So I realize what I need to do, I need to end this once and for all Primetime. Primetime, you thought that everything was going to be just great after you beat me. But when you look forward, you saw a very Dark Horizon indeed. That's because Primetime, you and I have entered into something that has become feared these days in the Extreme Measures Federation....we have entered into a...feud!

(Dramatic music plays, and Christian doesn't look impressed.)

.::Christian::.-Yes, this is something that has become somewhat of a dirty word around the Extreme Measures Federation in recent years. I don't know why, because in the early EMF, the whole fed was entirely based on many long term feuds. I guess now-a-days, they take a match for face value, rather than seeing what is really there. Take X-Cold and Alex Salvatore for example, these guys not only really hated each other, but they had match, after match, after match. Along the way adding a new element to not only the match, but the feud itself. It was build on the long history, and development of X-Cold the wrestler, along with the change of attitude to the usually big worded, but calm Alex Salvatore. All, and all it is still to this day considered one of the best feuds in EMF history. Yeah, I will admit that sometimes there are some lop sided ones. But let me ask you something, Matt Dragon and Road had a famous feud in the beginning of 2001. When it was over, did anyone give a crap that Dragon beat Road once, and Road beat Dragon once..both for the title? No, what people remember is the last match of the feud, where Matt Dragon not only won the championship, but ended Road's career for good.

.::Prez Mike::.-Hey wait...didn't he and I win the tag team titles months later?

.::Christian::.-I said he never came back...EVER! Anyways, I hate to bring up Myke Hawke again, but he brought up a point of feuds when it came to him, and the Ponds. As I mentioned, that yes they can be lopsided. But sometimes, that one final match makes all the difference, and people look at the results of that feud very differently. Let's say if Dewey Pond challenged Myke Hawke to one final match, and took his right to use steroids. Dewey Pond would so be considered the winner of that feud, no matter how many times Myke Hawke beat him. That's exactly what I'm counting on Primetime, because I'm going to make sure that our next match is the one that leaves the lasting impression that when people look back on 2010 they will remember that Christian totally dominated Primetime, and your fluke of a win a few weeks ago, will be considered nothing more than a foot note in the history of the Extreme Measures Federation. Now, I bet you are wondering with the results of the last match how exactly do I plan on defeating the oh mighty Primetime. Well, not only was the last match a fluke, but I plan on doing what many people don't realize that you can do in matches, and that's learn from your mistakes. Sometimes it takes one loss, like it did with X-Cold with the loss of his first world heavyweight championship after a brutal beating by the nWo. To some, that would be crushing, but to anyone that knows better that can be the difference from being a good gimmick stealer, who might win a world championship here, and there. Or you can learn from it, and as X-Cold did, he became one of the biggest names in EMF history today. Not to mention the fact that it also got him a hot wife as well. That all can happen in one match, or it could come after a long, hard feud where you lose many times. Such as my former friend Chris Jericho's feud with Sierra, and Prez Mike over there. Everyone remembers the fact that Jericho and Amy defeated Mike and Sierra, what people don't remember was JERICHO BEING PINNED BY SIERRA. You see the power of one match....if you don't remember JERICHO BEING PINNED BY SIERRA, then that proves that no one is ever out of a feud. That is of course if someone comes along to remind everyone of it...I sure hope that person never comes along for Jericho. Anyways Primetime, you see that it's not how you start, it's how you finish that matters. Primetime, you came into the ring all hyped up for your big return, and all people were talking about was the return of the great Primetime. But you know deep down that when the talking was over, and it was time to put up, or shut up. It was a very different story, sure Primetime is probably walking around with the same swagger that he use to, because he got the three count in the match, but there is so much more going on inside of his thoughts about our last match. As the match we had went on, Primetime started to realize something. While he might not admit this, deep down inside that it wasn't just business as usual. You stayed away too long, you didn't realize that while you were gone, the EMF evolved, and this is a whole new ball game. People who were great ten years ago, just might not be able to win a match anymore in this fed. You know this to be true, as you had to resort to using a surprise pin to defeat me, congrats Primetime. You saved your reputation.....for now, but you made a fatal mistake. Because since I will learn from my own mistakes, I won't make the same mistake twice, and that is a fact that will spell the end for you. Because all through that match you were on your heels, and I was this close *puts up his hand to show how close he was* to pushing the Kill Switch to end it all in that match. You got away that time, but this match we have at Dark Horizon, there will be no openings, no places to hide, and because of this you will come out the winner...I mean I will come out the winner. Yay.

.::Prez Mike::.-Smooth....I'm going to go now.

(Prez Mike walks off, and Christian looks annoyed as we fade away.)