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::Disclamer::This Roleplay is property and is controlled by of Michael Walker . Please, do not steal this layout, all credit for the lay out goes to James Hanson. This Roleplay is in use for the EMF. This Roleplay is not to be used anywhere else. Do not take this roleplay seriously, this is under my character in the EMF Christian. So just don't take my god damn RP and I won't have to hunt you down and give you a Y2J beating that you will never..eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr ever forget again(you get the point). If you got any questions just e-mail Michael Walker. RWA's Angelica Boycott/Amy Dumas/Lita is owned by CaNdYtettybear . If used in this RP, all credit goes to her for the character Angelica Boycott/Amy Dumas/Lita . I'm working off a valet offer she gave me a while back. As I said before I will never pretend to be better at using her character, I use this character with all the respect in the world for the character and the RPer herself. Enjoy this roleplay, and give me credit for all that is written....Enjoy ::Disclaimer:: |
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Segment Title: That's how we roll |
Singles Record: 0-0 |
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People Used: 'Captain Charisma' Christian, EDGE! (with permission), Coach, and Tim (White) |
People Mentioned: Dewey Pond, Josh Hanley |
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Date of Card: 5/28/06 |
Match: Christian and John Cena vs. Dewey Pond and Josh Hanley |
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[::Intro::]
For years, the name Christian was not someone that you usually caught on the main event. If anything, he was always an under note to someone else. Christian first began his career with the Wasabi World Order (wWo) along with his brother Edge. For a brief amount of time, Edge and Christian was able to share the spotlight of the Hall of Fame bound stable known as the wWo. But sometime after the famed wWo lockdown Pay Per View. Things started to change, not only for Edge and Christian, but for the Extreme Measures Federation as well. Because that was the very same Pay Per View in which the Other World made their first appearance in the Extreme Measures Federation. After that Pay Per View, the Wasabi World Order would continue to have success, but it was never truly the same again. This went especially for Edge and Christian, who were kicked out of the wWo after they decided to attack Wasabi's girlfriend Rachel. (who knew he would have a problem with it?!) This would cause Edge and Christian to go into a downward spiral as they would not only get kicked out of the Wasabi World Order, but the Extreme Measures Federation itself. They would go on to get a job at a Seven-Eleven, where we wouldn't hear too much from them for at least a year. It would seem that Christian could not stay away from the Extreme Measures Federation spotlight. Call it that he longed for all the attention that came with being an Extreme Measures Federation superstar, or whatever. But Christian, more so than Edge at the time was willing to do anything to climb back to where he was in the Extreme Measures Federation. He soon got a job in the Extreme Measures Federation ring crew, but soon after that he was actually given a job back as an on screen talent by his long time friends Chris Jericho and Amy Dumas. Amy Dumas being the Vice President was able to give Christian a non-wrestling contract as per his request. He felt the need to just want to hang around backstage with his two friends in the Other World, but soon Christian would notice something. That there was something more to the relationship of his two friends Chris Jericho and Amy Dumas. Whether they wanted to admit it, Christian had saw how in love they were with each other. It was assumed at this time Christian had tried to get Chris Jericho to admit his feelings to Amy Dumas. Although he was unsuccessful, Christian could be counted as one of the first that truly tried to get Chris Jericho and Amy Dumas to admit their true feelings to each other. The two although getting close around the year 2004, still truly could not say what they had felt for many, many years. That was until Gene Snitsky came into the picture, Snitsky who was hell bent on taking Amy Dumas away from Jericho to make her his own, so he kidnapped her. Jericho was not only during this time determined to get Amy back safely from the psycho known as Snitsky. But he started to realize that he did not have forever to tell Amy how he felt about her. After a time, Jericho was able to find out where Snitsky had hid Amy Dumas. But we would find out that it was all a trap, Gene Snitsky had some back up in the form of Heidenreich. After Snitsky and Heidenreich beat down Chris Jericho, it looked like they were going to finish him off. But lucky for Jericho that his other friend Chris Benoit had trailed him to where Snitsky was hiding Amy, and had came to even up the sides. This is where the jealousness might have started for Christian, because after this Christian got pushed back to where he came from...out of the spotlight, not as an EMF superstar, but as a friend to Chris Jericho and Amy Dumas. Chris Benoit had seemed to become an even closer friend to Chris Jericho and Amy Dumas. So much that it was him that would be chosen to be the Best Man at Amy and Jericho's wedding. It was clear that all of it was getting to Christian, but for a while he didn't allow himself to be bugged by it. That was until his brother finally made his own come back to the Extreme Measures Federation. Edge had found a way to gain Jay Levesque's half of the Extreme Measures Federation, and then took over the role as power crazed bastard. His goal was to get rid of all the people that he didn't particularly like, which for whatever reason started with Dewey Pond. He didn't particularly like Dewey Pond and his fiancée Tori for whatever reason, so Edge decided to acquire the services of Monty Brown. With this, he was able to end the career of Dewey Pond and Tori in a career match at First Blood 2005. But Edge was not going to stop there gaining allies. He saw that his brother Christian could be easily manipulated into thinking that Amy and Chris Jericho were never his friends, and they had made him a joke over the past few years. It would seem that after sometime, Christian finally bought into what his brother had said and turned his back on the Jericho's. It would seem with this, Amy and Chris Jericho decided as their answer...they brought back Dewey Pond and Tori. This once again brought back the Edge group/Dewey Pond feud. But it soon would be cut short after Edge went on a business trip, leaving John Cena in charge. It would seem that John Cena and Christian are determined to finish Dewey Pond once and for all, but Dewey is not alone this time. Because he has formed an alliance with the former world champion, the man that defeated five other men in the Elimination Chamber to gain the world heavyweight championship, Josh Hanley. At Whiplash, will Christian and John Cena be able to finish off what Edge started, or will Hanley and Dewey Pond be able to over come the power held by the Cena/Edge group?
[::body of RP::]
(The scene opens in the hall way looking into the office of Co-Owner Edge. This very same office has now been taken over by John Cena after Edge left him in charge. The office can be quite busy at times, right now the office has only one person in it, and it is neither John Cena nor Edge. That person in the room is Edge's brother Christian. We zoom into the office as Christian is sitting on the couch, he looks at a phone that is on a coffee table. Then he dials up a number, it begins to ring. Christian turns on the speaker phone on, and puts the receiver down on the phone. Why he does this, eeeerrr....no storyline explanation other than so that you the reader can hear it. I broke kayfabe didn't I? Oh well, anyways Christian lets the phone ring, until a familiar voice picks up.)
.::Familar voice::.-Hello?
.::Christian::.-Hey Edge, we need to talk.
.::Edge::.-Christian, this better be good. Not like last time...
.::Christian::.-No, I swear....it's just about another problem that we have to deal with, and I know someone you want to get rid of as much as I do...Dewey Pond.
.::Edge::.-Dewey Pond, and problem? Those two things just don't go together, you saw how easy it was to get rid of him the first time, and I heard about your match at Whiplash. I know you and Cena are going to go into the match with Dewey Pond and destroy him.
.::Christian::.-Without a doubt Edge, Dewey Pond has been allowed to stay around the Extreme Measures Federation for far too long. You think I'm going to stand by here, and allow someone like Dewey Pond to continue to stink up the wrestling ring, and business with his horrible wrestling skills. Then take television time away from actual deserving wrestlers such as myself, "Captain Charisma" Christian! Then you got another thing coming Edge, because I have waited for years to gain this chance to finally prove to not only to Jericho, and his wife. But the entire Extreme Measures Federation what they have held back since the moment I stepped foot here in the EMF. As far as Dewey Pond goes, it's only going to be the icing on the top of the cake that I can get to destroy someone such as Dewey Pond once and for all. It's my time to shine Edge, I'm going to follow the example you set at Unleashed 2006, when you totally destroyed "the Nature Boy" Ric Flair. Dewey Pond is no different in my eyes than "the Nature Boy". Sure, unlike the Nature Boy, Dewey Pond has had very little success. I mean he hasn't even gotten near one world championship, much less winning any world championship 16 times. But the way they are very similar is that Dewey Pond and Ric Flair have wore out their welcome. Ric Flair although a legend has forgotten exactly where he came from. He forgot that at one point he was the young, up and coming kid years ago. He was just waiting for those old tired veterans to get out of the way so that he could finally have his chance at the glory that he was sneeking out of the wrestling business. Then finally, there came a day where Ric Flair finally broke the glass ceiling, and people were finally taking notice as those veterans did the right thing for the business and left it for the younger wrestlers. But something happened for Ric Flair, when he finally got the spotlight that he had been working to get...he just couldn't get enough. When he was where he wanted to be, he forgot the times when he was the young kid looking for the break. So as years went on, he kept bringing his sorry, broken down old ass to the arena to suck the life out of wrestling. As I said, there is a comparison between Dewey Pond and Ric Flair if you think about it. For years here in the Extreme Measures Federation, what do you think of when you hear the name Dewey Pond? Well the answer is simple, you think of bottom of the ladder. You think that of someone that has laid down more times than Tori has for all the desperate guys in the back. To a point, there is a place for guys like Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond has been for years the guy to put over actual talented guys just coming into the EMF. Let's not kid ourselves here Edge, and call it how it actually is....I mean Dewey Pond is a jobber, and nothing more. In the history of wrestling, there have been many jobbers...such as the Brooklyn Brawler, Gillberg, Road Van Toad, AN ARKIE, only to name a few. That was fine, there is a place for that...how Dewey Pond's story becomes similar to Ric Flair is that at some point that jobber is shown the light of day. For Dewey, it all started when he became friends with Chris Jericho. As much as I hate that son of bitch Jericho, I will admit that he is an actual star. When he became friends with Jericho and Amy. Beside the star of the Other World is why Dewey Pond became much like Ric Flair. Because as soon as he was beside the Other World, he started to get a taste of the light that he would not have seen any way else. When he felt what it was like to be near the top of the Extreme Measures Federation, he could not get enough. So he decided to drag himself to show, after show and demand to be put higher than his talent in the ring would allow him. Just as the light blinded Ric Flair to where he came from, the light blinded Dewey Pond to where he belongs. Now he is going around thinking he is something special, and I know that's why you even wasted any time on his useless ass. Because it was time for him to realize that he was nothing special here in the wrestling industry. That's why you made your first two targets as Co-Owner of the Extreme Measures Federation not only Ric Flair, but Dewey Pond. You knew that they were two cancers here in the Extreme Measures Federation. Slowly sucking the life out of the EMF. You knew that now that it was time to bring Dewey Pond back down to Earth, and make him realize that he had no business to demand the attention he wanted in the first place. The reason is because he simply did not have the talent. You almost made him realize that taking his career once and for all, but seems that he didn't learn his lesson. So at Whiplash, I'm going to make sure that while his story of might be similar to that of Ric Flair...who you so totally destroyed at Unleashed. That is where the comparison to Ric Flair ends, because give the old son of a bitch some credit. He deserved most of the world championships that were given to him, and for him to put aside a name like Dewey Pond is simply insulting. So I will stop the comparisons to him, because I have more respect for others who help paved the way for me. Which is something that few people in this business truly have, they think because that they are here now...all the stuff that happened before them doesn't matter. Well I'm not like that, and I will open Dewey Pond's eyes to his true legacy in professional wrestling. His mark on the wrestling industry will be putting over the wrestlers that are actually destined for places he can only imagine, and at Whiplash I am going be the one that finally brings back Dewey Pond back down to Earth. As well as back down back to the curtain jerking where he belongs. I'm going to make him realize that the spotlight he wants so bad is better left for guys like me who actually have talent in the ring, and he will regret the day that he allowed himself to be fooled into thinking that he was even close to being worthy for the spotlight that is reserved for guys like me.
.::Edge::.-Anyways Christian, I want to ask you if you just called me up to cut a wrestling promo or did you call me up for an actual reason?
.::Christian::.-Oh, sorry...yeah I got a little carried away there. I just hate that son of bitch Dewey Pond; he has no right to demand what he has from the wrestling business. But I do want to say, that the insurance policy is in place as well...
.::Edge::.-Oh really? That should be funny when Pond meets up with it. Well, I'll be sure to watch Whiplash.
.::Christian::.-Although, it's not like I'm going to need it anyways...I mean come on...it's Dewey Pond.
.::Edge::.-That's for sure Christian, he won't be a problem. I just want to see the look on his face, well anyways Christian I better go...
.::Christian::.-bye Edge.
(Christian hangs up the phone, then looks up to the camera which he seemly knew was there all along...Christian doesn't move from the couch he was sitting on when he began his conversation with Edge, and then Christian begins to talk.)
.::Christian::.-Dewey Pond, now I know what your thinking. I know your thinking about how much you really hate the Cena/Edge group, and how good it's going to feel to shut us up at Whiplash on Pay Per View. But you know Dewey, your just kidding yourself into thinking that really you have a chance coming into this match. Let's look at what you are facing at Whiplash; first off you are facing the stand in President of the Extreme Measures Federation John Cena. This is a man you probably know fairly well by now Dewey, I'm sure you watched him from a far and watched as his star rised through the ranks of the EMF. Dewey, I know somewhere deep down you truly want to be a star as Cena would become. I know for years you sat, and wondered what it would be like to be a star in the Extreme Measures Federation, and what you needed to do to become one. But all you needed to do was sit back, and follow the example set by John Cena. Because while you were dreaming, Cena was doing. John Cena was not one of those people that just sat on his ass like you did, and did nothing about it. I think people soon forget that Cena worked his way up from the lower card to get where he is today. I mean Dewey; you might even remember him...because I'm sure you jobbed to him a time or two on his way up. He went on to bigger, and better things while you stayed stuck where you were at. Now I know that you must have wondered why he was different from you, why he was the guy who moved up in the Extreme Measures Federation, while you stayed in the same matches week in, week out. It's a question that while I know you will never admit to thinking about, you have always wondered. Oh I'm sure you have tried to tell yourself that guys like John Cena simply sucked up to Prez Mike or something to get where he was at. Let me be the first to tell you Dewey that if you really thought that, how really pathetic you truly are...I mean let's be honest here. If you thought that, then you weren't really trying to answer the question, why he went somewhere in the Extreme Measures Federation and you didn't. No, because really Dewey Pond, you were making excuses, excuses for your lack of wrestling skill in that ring. So you want to know the real reason that John Cena went somewhere, and you didn't? Well it's not only the fact that he had the talent to do so, and you really do not. No, he was a man that went out, and took everything simply because he could and he had the will to do so. That's right Dewey Pond, part of your whole problem is that while you may want all this spotlight from the wrestling business. But really you do not have the want to do so. You are too busy worrying about other things in your life, let's be honest Pond. When you came into work, you really didn't come here to be the best. You just came here to work out ten minutes, talk about your match another 10 minutes, maybe watch tape for another 5...and then your done. See Pond that's the problem with you, you don't want to put in the time to gain the stuff that guys like John Cena has. You are too worried about things such as your ugly wife, and little bastard of a kid to worry about truly making it big here in the Extreme Measures Federation. Dewey, I also know how personal this match is going to be for you. After all John Cena is the man that is taking over my brothers seat as President of this company while he's gone. I know you have waited for the time to come to finally get even for what my brother Edge did to you Pond. After all, he did make you and your wife jobless for a time...but really Dewey, ask yourself something...is that really the reason that you’re angry at the Edge and John Cena faction? Is it because you really think that you were wronged in some way? Well Dewey, if that's what you think...then you’re full of crap. Because if you think about it, who where you before you feuded with my brother. What was Dewey Pond's claim to fame; oh right.. you faced James Hardy. Another no hoper who just so happened to turn on you. James Hardy is a guy who changes his own last name randomly for no reason other than to get noticed. Oh right, that's something to be proud of Pond. I don't think I really blame Hardy for turning on you though, who would want a dead weight like Dewey Pond as their tag team partner? The only two people that would are either someone that doesn't mind dragging a dead weight a partner around, or someone that is just as hopeless as he is as well. Considering all of the things I have already said about James Hardy, I think you can guess which one James Hardy is...and the fact that even he decided to turn on you is pretty funny. I mean if you can't keep James Hardy for a tag team partner, then it must be because James Hardy at some point just got tired carrying the whole team. That makes me wonder how Josh Hanley is going to feel when it is him that will have to carry the team at Whiplash, and make it look somewhat respectable...but that's another issue for another time. That was your claim to fame Pond; the fact that a loser tag team decided to split up, and then proceed to have the worst Hell in a Cell match in the history of professional wrestling. Had your career been left on that note, Dewey...you may have stayed around wrestling for a few more years, when it was all said and done, and you finally hung up the boots Dewey. The fans would not remember you; you would have been just another forgotten chapter in professional wrestling. But thanks to my brother, that might have just changed. While I still don't understand it, my brother Edge decided to waste time on you Dewey. That's right; it's because of my brother that you just maybe at least a foot note now in the professional wrestling history book. Because he decided to not only get rid of you, but by doing so he put you in a high profile feud that made sure that no one could totally forget you. When you think about it that way Pond, you should be on your knee's praising the Edge and Cena group. Because thanks to them, you were able to gain your 15 minutes of fame.
(Christian shakes his head, and then looks into the camera once again.)
.::Christian::.-But your not exactly grateful for the opportunity that so many better superstars out there would kill for, were you Pond? No, after Edge made sure that you never came back and even made sure that you were still on the minds of the wrestling fans, you couldn't just leave it at that. No Dewey...you had to try to be a hero, you wanted to be the man who stood up to Edge. So you used your friendship with the Jericho's to get back into the EMF. Now, since you found a way back into the Extreme Measures Federation. You became like a fly buzzing around the Edge/Cena group. You are harmless, but you sure are annoying. This is why we chose not to swat you just yet, because it simply was not high on our "to do" list. But at Whiplash that is all going to change. You see, we have allowed you to be an annoyance. But now it's time for "Captain Charisma" and "the Franchise" himself to finally swat the fly. While, I know you might be training for this match more than any other match in your career. But try to be honest here Dewey, you have no chance to win at Whiplash on Sunday. You want to know why, it's not just because you and your partner Josh Hanley don't even get close to the talent I have...much less John Cena's talent inside the ring. But it's because inside your head, Edge had you already beat for me. I have been going on, and on about you wearing out your welcome and wanting the spotlight for a reason, and that reason is what is going to spell doom for you once, and for all at Whiplash. Pond, you want to come out here, and pretend that you are the high and mighty Dewey Pond that is going to save us from the "evil" Edge and Cena group. But the truth of the matter is that you aren't trying to be a true hero at all, you aren't here for your family, and you aren't here for your friends, hell you aren't even here for the fans of the Extreme Measures Federation. No Pond you are really here for yourself, you are here for the reason that I even dared to mention you in the same breath as Ric Fliar. It is because after you got your 15 minutes of fame, you just wanted more, and more, and more. You think I haven't seen someone like you before? Years ago when I was in the Wasabi World Order, the Extreme Measures Federation was being invaded by the New World Order. Jarred Carthallion decided at some point that he wanted to show up and be the "hero" that got rid of the New World Order. On the outside, you could say that Jarred was really a good guy trying to do what was right for the Extreme Measures Federation. But really it didn't take too much intelligence that Jarred Carthallion was not here for the EMF; no he was here for himself. Maybe it was that self loving highlight video that gave him away, but regardless. You know what happened to him Dewey? Well he failed! He failed because he really was not trying to help the EMF. He was trying to help himself, and his LEGENDARY EGO!! This is why the nWo had no problem running him over. He allowed his ego to do the talking. So when you think about it like that, you and Jarred are exactly alike....except Jarred of course had a shred of talent, where you don't. This is exactly the reason that John Cena and I are going to have no problem finishing you for good. Because now that I know that you are here for yourself, and not someone else you are going to make sure you do whatever you can to make sure your 15 minutes of fame gets extended longer. Your going to come down to the ring all hyped up, swinging at us. Taking every chance in the book just so that people will still notice you. Then when that happens, you’re going to end up making a mistake, which will lead to your demise. Pond once you’re staring up at the lights, know that you aren't going to have the same chance that Jarred did. You aren't going to have the chance to try to control that ego that Jarred has seemly finally done, because at Whiplash...you will realize that your time in the spotlight has run out!
(Christian smirks, as the camera slowly fades away. We re-open the scene on May 28th, 2006 from the Madison Square Garden in New York. The event sign outside of the arena indicates what you the reader probably had already guessed. EMF Whiplash had been sold out for weeks and weeks and now the day had come for yet another huge Extreme Measures Federation Pay Per View event. We go into the arena where it's been a time since the doors for the arena have been open. Fans are now either rushing to try to get into the mob that is known as the t-shirt line, or their trying to simply go to their seat. After a time, a pre-show for Whiplash starts to a response by the crowd. Suddenly the EMF tron lights up with a close up of Christian, the fans boo. The camera zoom out as it shows that the Coach is standing by with a microphone ready to interview Christian.)
.::The Coach::.-Christian, tonight you and the sit in President of the Extreme Measures Federation John Cena team up to face Dewey Pond and Josh Hanley, what are your thoughts?
.::Christian::.-First off Coach, it would seem to me that my Peeps have come out in full force tonight! *Crowd boo's, Christian acts like they were cheering him, as he grins* They have all come here to Madison Square Garden to witness history, when Captain Charisma and John Cena put on the show of a life time. I mean it's only fitting that it's in this arena, being that so much history has been in this arena. From Wrestlemania's 1 and 10 from the now dead World Wrestling Entertainment. Also, this building was the host of Whiplash two years ago, when history took place. When "The Game" Triple H and Chris Jericho faced off in a match that would go down as one of the very best. With absolutely everything on the line in it. It's just too bad for Jericho that it was overshadowed by a match with a thousand people in it.
.::the Coach::.-You would be talking about the Elimination Chamber at Survival of the Fittest 2004, which brings up one of your opponents tonight....Josh Hanley.
.::Christian::.-Josh Hanley, regardless of what people think..it would seem that your career truly started right here, two years ago at Whiplash. You see Hanley; you did not have anything to do with the event, much less the main event. But two years ago Chris Jericho would defeat Triple H to become the Extreme Measures Federation champion. That is where the story of Josh Hanley really started; because of the beating that Jericho took...he had to release the world championship. It was around that time a young rookie came into the EMF by the name of Josh Hanley. Hanley quickly impressed people with a few quick wins. But unlike many rookies that came into the Extreme Measures Federation. Josh Hanley just happened to be in the right place, at the right time. He was able to get involved in a battle royal in which the remaining 6 would go on to the next Pay Per View to compete in the an Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship. Many people had their predictions on who would win the match, but when it was all said and down the wrestling world stood in shock. Because the wrestler that survived that night to become EMF champion was the one person that few people thought would walk out as champion. That's right, Josh Hanley walked out as world champion on that night. The rookie accomplished something that few do in their entire career. Now I know Hanley your probably in the back waiting for me to call it all a fluke, and so on. Well I'm not going to do that Hanley, because you know, I simply can't. For that time period in your career you were an amazing wrestler, and you deserved to walk out as World Heavyweight Champion that night. But after that night is what was the real shame was, because after Hanley had become World Champion...he slowly started to get more and more lazy. To the point that he would take on guys like Eric Bischoff in non-title matches, and lose....so it was only a matter of time before someone was able to smell blood from the champion that didn't give a damn anymore, and take the belt off of Hanley. That man just so happened to be a returning Angelus Archer. A man who not only turned the rookie's fast rise to glory into the story his comeback to the Extreme Measures Federation. Through that Hanley, Angelus was allowed to re-write what people knew about him in his career, and become the dominate force that he is now known. So what exactly happened to Josh Hanley...the rookie? Well he would never regain his top form, sometime making a return or two that never lasted more than a few weeks at the most. Right up to the most recent return, it would seem that the one time rookie...now the washed up, one hit wonder Josh Hanley has made his return to the Extreme Measures Federation. He's here to help Dewey Pond of all people try to get rid of the "evil" Edge and John Cena group. First off Hanley, let me say this about your attempt to help Dewey Pond. Oh, how the mighty have fallen, at one time you were rolling with the top talent here in the EMF. You did not have to settle for kissing Dewey Pond's ass, as he lead you and himself into a suicide mission. There was a time people with actual talent would just line up to be your tag partner. Hell, there was a point that our current champion Wes Ikeda and you would take turns in kissing each others ass. Now you have to listen to orders by Dewey Pond, that's rough man...really rough. In fact Hanley, I almost feel sorry for you. If I didn't know that you, yourself are the reason that you are on the level that you are on. Then I might actually try to help you, but seeing how it's your own fault I'm not going to bother. Hanley, I don't doubt you have talent, and that any time you could probably turn your career around if you really wanted to. The problem with you is you. You simply put yourself at Dewey Pond's level, because after you won the world championship you lost the will to get to the level you were at when you won that Elimination Chamber match two years ago. Look at the situation that you put yourself in Hanley; sure you could decide that it's time for a revival of the old Josh Hanley, here, tonight! *crowd cheers* But even if that were to happen, you have to be watching over your shoulder...not because Dewey Pond is untrustworthy. But because you know that you aren't going to get any help from that piece of crap you got as your tag team partner tonight. I know somewhere deep in your mind, you are holding out hope that Dewey Pond will step up like he has never had before...in the biggest match of his career. Hanley, don't kid yourself into thinking that Dewey Pond will do anything like that. Don't forget, this was the guy that James Hardy dumped, due to the fact that he was tired of carrying his dead weight. So it would seem that you are all alone in this match against two of the top wrestlers today. Two wrestlers that are hungry to spill the blood of Dewey Pond, and all who side with him. It's almost kind of ironic that Whiplash has returned here to New York, two years removed to when the world witness the beginning of the Josh Hanley story. Because here tonight, the story for Josh Hanley comes to a close.
.::The Coach::.-You don't sound that worried about your opponents
.::Christian::.-Coach, when you're going up against two jokes such as Josh Hanley and Dewey Pond you can afford to not worry about your opponents. Especially when you got someone like John Cena as your tag team partner. I know Cena is someone that will more than hold up his end in this tag team match. I don't think either Dewey Pond, or Josh Hanley can claim that of each other. In fact I'm so confident of our victory. While I'm sure Pond and Hanley in the back doing everything to prepare to try to beat Cena and myself, I think I know we have the match in the bag. So I might as well do something a little more constructive with my time.....like...oohhh...let's say give this team a name. I mean Dewey Pond and Josh Hanley are now a team, and seeing how their both losers. So I can only assume that if they somehow survive this night, that Hanley and Pond will become a team for a very long time. So it's only fitting that they have a name, as for the name....well you have heard of Team 3D, right Coach? *Coach nods* Well I believe that Hanley and Pond should be known as Team 2D. Now while I know you are thinking that is lame, hear me out here Coach. The first D for something that they both are, disappointments. Because we know that both of them just don't have what it takes to make it big in this business. Now that this team has formed, they can collectively walk down to the ring, and continue to do what they do best. That is disappoint all my Peeps, and it's all simply because they do not have the will to be in this business. Hell, how can you not be disappointed if your paying good money and you see someone with the work ethic of those two. Have you ever seen how Dewey Pond promo's? Their always in the most random places, and they start out of no where. He doesn't even try to drag himself to the arena to try to get an interview. Instead he does something like this...
(Christian pulls out a cell phone, and Christian hits a few numbers randomly. He gets a ring, Christian waits a few moments and then finally someone picks up.)
.::Voice on the phone::.-Hello?
.::Christian::.-Hey, how your doing..."Captain Charisma" Christian here.
.::Voice on the phone::.-I'm doing fine, your who now?
.::Christian::.-I'm sure you heard of me, but anyways what's your name?
.::Tim::.-Tim....
.::Christian::.-Well Tim, I'm not sure if you noticed or not. But coming up on Pay Per View I, and John Cena will be going against Dewey Pond and Josh Hanley. Now Tim, if you didn't know...Dewey Pond is a professional wrestler with the Extreme Measures Federation, and not a very good one at that. So my brother tried to do him a favor, and not only make him get out of the business that he was not very good at, but to give him a moment for the fans for him to remember him by. I mean, had it not been for my brother, Dewey Pond would still be a nobody. Well then again, he always was a nobody, but at least after when Edge was done with him he was a known nobody. But instead of fading away like he should have, Dewey Pond found a way to worm back into the federation in which he's been stealing the spotlight from guys like me for years. Not only that, Dewey Pond didn't come alone this time, and he brought fellow no hoper Josh Hanley. So now at this Pay Per View event that the EMF is having at Madison Square Garden in New York. Myself, and the stand in President of the EMF John Cena are going to have to totally waste our time, and effort to destroy those two losers. So what do you think of all this Tim?
.::Tim::.-...............
(Christian holds on the cell phone to his ear waiting for an answer, suddenly a gun shot can be heard and then the phone cuts out. Christian shrugs his shoulders, and turns off the phone. Christian then continues the interview on with Coach like nothing happened, as Coach looks on really disturbed.)
.::Christian::.- You see, that is what a usual Dewey Pond interview consists of, and it always seems to end with the poor person that is forced to listen trying to kill himself. You want to know why Coach? Well the reason is Dewey Pond is boring, and really some people rather get shot in the head than listen to Dewey Pond go on, and on, and on, and on. Anyways, my point is that when you look at it you could see how the first D of Team 2D fits Josh Hanley and Dewey Pond. Now for the second D, now I know you're wondering what it could be. Well Coach, it's quite simple...the second D in Team 2D is Destroyed. As in how their destroyed every time they step into the ring, with their sub-par talent. Pond, Hanley....at Whiplash Cena and I will make sure that you live down that part of your name. Whether it's the F-U, or the Un-prettier it does not make a difference. Hell, I dare Tori to try to get involved...if you do Tori...I would say that I would hit you with the un-prettier, but it looks to me that god beat me to it! When Whiplash is said and done, and Pond and Hanley are live up to the last D in their team name, and their completely and utterly destroyed. I know there are a few of my Peeps will ask why I had to go to such extremes, but the answer to that question is simple. It's because the Edge and Cena group hold all the power here in the Extreme Measures Federation, and..........THAT'S HOW....WE....ROLL!!!
(The EMF tron fades out, as we fade away)
Would Dewey Pond and Josh Hanley be able to shock the world and defeat Cena and Christiah?? What was the insurance policy? So we will find out as the Extreme Measures Federation presents Whiplash 2006
Titles Held: none Place of RP: New York, and EDGE's office Last Victory:
None
Last Defeat: None Last Roleplay: none!
OOC Comment: BLAH!! Is what I say to this RP, but it's something... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
