(We open the scene in a dark corner of arena, where a EMF official office lies. Amy Dumas walks on screen with something in her hand. She walks into the room. But she stops before she addresses who she needs to, she see's candles all around the room with several of her playboy pictures on the wall, she is scanning them all, and she mutters.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Stupid...

(Suddenly Mickie James appears behind Amy, and quickly reaches round to grope her. She only manages it for a second, but seemingly, it was enough.)

Mickie: Looking for something?

(Amy throws her hands off her.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Get your god damn hands off me you rat faced loser. Since I'm told, you have some joke power over the diva's, I was told to find you to have you explain something to me. So surprise, surprise, I find you in a rat hole office like this one. But that's not important, what is important is you explaining what the hell is up with this match.

(Amy puts a paper in front of Mickie's face.)

Mickie: A champion.... defending her championship? MADNESS! As for this office... I chose this one.... because I knew that some day you would come calling... you never could resist. I wanted you to see just how much I admire your.... assets.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Keep talking like that, and the only thing you'll be touching of mine is my foot when it's buried in your ass. Yes....see the problem with the name Aunt Mickie?

Mickie: Look Amy... I'm in charge of the Divas... I have to book a title match... I have 2 champions... I had to pick one. I asked Nicole if she wanted to be in the match, but I got no response... so I went with Laura. We both know she shouldn't be champion anyway... but Fyre is hardly a threat. Hell if I was a betting woman... I might even put money on Laura.

.::Amy Dumas::.-She's a 6 year old, I don't care how many matches Fyre has lost, she is still a fully grown, and trained professional wrestler. Laura's going to get hurt, you know she's going to get hurt. If you really think anything else, you are kidding yourself, I would never let my children in the ring with any professional wrestler, much less one that I know has a screw loose.

Mickie: Just count yourself lucky I'm not facing her. As much as I'd love to be champion again.... I'm much too busy... collecting new artifacts for my collection. Amy... she's the champion... she has a responsibility to defend it... if she doesn't... i can take it away from her... and I'm sure she wouldn't want that.

.::Amy Dumas::.-If it was me, you probably wouldn't have any diva match, and that's exactly why you wouldn't make it me, because you for some reason have to make this match. So, you might have used her to get this little bit of power, but I got to know. How are you going to feel if Laura finds out that Aunt Mickie led her to be hurt? Does that not mean anything to you, or was it just all a stupid evil plan...along the lines of Ted Dibiase who was higher than you, and did absolutely nothing in the end?

Mickie: There is no plan Amy. If Fyre lays down for Laura all well and good. I'm just making sure she does as she is contractually obligated to do. It's not Laura's fault her so called "new Mom" was nothing but a dumb blonde bimbo who actually signed her to a proper wrestling contract where she's bound by the same rules as you or I, rather than just letting her be an "unofficial" member of the Beautiful People.

.::Amy Dumas::.-And you know that's not going to happen. And if Laura's so bound, then who cares if Nicole can hide, she hasn't defended her title ever. So if this isn't some plan to try to hurt Laura, and not this BS where you are dancing around the true issue here. Then why does it matter if you are so...Miss letter of the law all of a sudden.

Mickie: Amy... I'd love to change the match.... really... I would... but I can't. The first title defense of John Cena's daughter? The youngest champion in history? People are paying to see this Amy! If I change it... there could be uproar. It'd be like if your playboy had come out, and you weren't naked in it... can you imagine what I'd have done? Well do you really want a whole crowd of people that angry? Because I don't....

.::Amy Dumas::.-You think in this age of butt hurt censors, that what the people really want to see is a 6 year old potentially seriously hurt, because you have no idea what people want to see. A little girl might I add despite the fact you used has no idea you used her, and she still looks up to you. So I ask you one more time, is this really what you want?

Mickie: No... you know full well what I want. But seeing as that's not on the table... I doubt we have anything more to discuss here.

.::Amy Dumas::.-That's fine, I'm done discussing, now I'm going over your head, because I can. Ok, you made the match, I can't do anything about that. But there is one thing I can do, add to it...that's why it's now a handicap match. With Laura and ME against Fyre.

Mickie: As much as I'd love to add myself to the mix... and keep things interesting... I think I'll let that play out. I have my reasons... now if you'll excuse me... I have things that need to be done... pictures that need to be... analysed. Be careful out there Amy... we wouldn't want anything to happen to poor little Laura... not on your watch...

.::Amy Dumas::.-I'm not going to let anything happen to my daughter's best friend, so you don't have to worry, do whatever it is you do in this hell hole, and keep dreaming. Now if you excuse me...

(Amy leaves as suddenly Mickie gets a text, she looks at it, it says.)

.::TxtingfreakCat::.-OMG, my grandpa gave me this number to say handicap match...Ashley's Mom rules! : D

(We fade out, and into a new scene in Amy's locker room, she is getting ready for the match, as she looks at herself with her top, and skirt on as she has seemly just finished with everything from the appearance side of things. We zoom out, and we see Ashley, and Laura on scene.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Hehe meh Mom is soooooooo pretty!

Laura: Yep. I'm glad she's going to be with me for this match... not that I need any help! I won this title all by myself you know...

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Match? What's a match? Is that the thing that my Mom warned me that might burn me...yeah..matches are never good.

Laura: No not that kind of match! A wrestling match! I have to fight someone else, for my championship! I don't know her.... I just know my daddy says she has really big Boobs... whatever that means...

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Big boobs? That doesn't sound like a good thing...is it Ms. Fyre? I heard of her! She is suppose to look like meh Mom, but I can never tell, because Queen of e-feds is always blocking her...maybe Mark Henry is what they are talking about.

Laura: Maybe... I don't know. All I know is if she tries to take my championship.... she'll be sorry!

.::Catherine Walker::.-Hey, I just remembered that I'm in here. My grandpa said that little girls shouldn't be in a wrestling match....he doesn't even like big girls, he just allows them to be in matches to shut up all his censors, I'm not sure what that is.

Laura: But I'm not like most girls.... my Daddy is John Cena! And.... I have the intersect in my head to tell me what to do! I can't lose...

.::Catherine Walker::.-Well...if you think you'll be ok...my Uncle for a month says little people can be in matches. He also says this. HAHAHAHA *starts doing the D-X chop randomly* WHOA!

.::Amy Dumas::.-Girls....is your friend ok?

Laura: Who knows.... She's acting crazy.... like that guy I met under the ring.... he's crazy too.

.::Ashley Irvine::.-I love Catherine!..But yeah, she can be weird sometimes, especially when she becomes Dark Cat...I won't be around that day. She scares me, including the singers. I still have no idea where they were!

Laura: I have no idea what you're talking about.... but we all like Catherine... it's not her fault her house looks like something from the 1970s.... at least that's what my Dad tells me.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well, sometimes girls you got to be happy with what you have. Anyways it's about time to go Laura, you remember what I told you to do, right? I don't want you to get hurt out there.

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Hurt? I don't want Laura hurt...but she has a bug in her head, or is it a place where cars cross....do they talk? Is Randy Newman in your head Laura?

Laura: Nope. Don't worry about me... I won't get hurt... I'm not the champion for nothing you know! At least I get on TV... unlike the other person with a belt... whose name I don't even know. I would say I'm the better champion... and I'm clearly the prettiest one too! No one can take this shiny belt from me... no one!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Yeah, don't get hurt Laura.

(She hugs Laura.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Maybe the other person will give me her shiney belt, that would be sooooooo cool.

.::Catherine Walker::.-Yeah, we can also figure out how I can age beyond 8...this has been like the longest year EVER!

.::Amy Dumas::.-Laura, we need to get going, our match is up next..

Laura: OK Amy... lets go teach this Fyre lady not to mess with us!

(Amy grabs Laura's hands, and leads her away, we fade away into after the match. Amy is kneeling next to Laura with her hands on her shoulder.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Laura, you aren't hurt, are you?!

Laura: Hurt? Me? Never! I won I won! Look.... *Laura holds up the title* still mine!

(Amy gives Laura a bear hug, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Just don't scare me like that...

Laura: I knew what I was doing... us Cena's know our way round the ring you know! But... who was that... person? Did she hurt you?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Her name is Chyna, and I have no idea what she was doing. She shouldn't be here, but no she didn't hurt me. But that's something I will have to deal with at some point.

Laura: Her?! That was a girl? I thought it was a boy! Man is she ugly.... but she shouldn't have messed with us... I'm going to give her.... or him... a match next week, against that Fyre lady, just because I don't like either of them!

.::Amy Dumas::.-Hhhhhmmmm well sounds kinda interesting, and fitting....

(Suddenly Ashley bounces up to Laura, and says.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Wow Laura, that was soooooo awesome!

Laura: I know... I know... I'm the greatest! I'm never letting go of this title.... not even big scary man Chyna can take it away from me!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Yeah! I heard her theme song, we can't treat her like a woman...or a man, what do we treat her like then...it always confuses me soooo much. That's not nice to confuse me, I have enough confusing things in my life as it is *hums "be yourself" confused*

Laura: She needs to make up her mind... well... she's clearly a BOY anyway looking like that. No girl could be THAT ugly. She should stop pretending. Cut her hair... wear boy clothes... she gives us girls a bad name!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Yeah! Then we can make her be in that icky thing called Playboy, because then she can play a boy...that will teach her! But they said Catherine's Mom was in it, why did that happen? Catherine's Mom is pretty!

Laura: Exactly! When she loses next week... I'm going to make her stop pretending to be a girl! She will have to dress like a boy. So next weeks match will be a Play Boy match! That's a thing, right?

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Yeah! Sounds cool! Not confusing what so ever! But Chyna, she's scary, sure hope that she doesn't come around. She might be too scary for me, almost a little like Dark Cat, but only a little bit less.

Laura: You think Dark Cat's scary... you should see my sisters room.... it'd keep you awake for a week!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-I don't know...I fear what I can't see....that's never good to hide things from me. Like my sister's room, she says it's way too awesome for me to see...that's not good! Hey Laura why did you hide your secret powers! Maybe you can scare trolls from our website...I never put a bridge on it...so I'm not sure where they are coming from *hums "be yourself" frustrated*.

Laura: They don't work like that.... it just tells me how to do cool wrestling moves! But it's annoying... because I know how to do them, but I'm too little... and everyone gets so scared when I try!

(Suddenly Catherine Walker shows up, overhearing what Laura said, and she says.)

.::Catherine Walker::.-Really? You don't understand them? But you have super powers anyways. Wow, that sounds like a weird dream I had recently...

Laura: It's not that I don't understand... I just need to get bigger and stronger to use them properly! But what was your dream about?

.::Catherine Walker::.-Well...I was apart of a team of doctors, and it was cool, because we helped people, and I could always find the person who holds my lab coat.

Laura: OK... and why was that so weird?

.::Catherine Walker::.-Well.. ..that part was cool....I mean everyone called me by my middle name, which was a little weird, but not too bad. But then it got really weird, because we had a secret.

(OOC-I found this on youtube, and even though some things about it weren't ideal. But it had Catherine in it, and it seemed like it could be used for a funny part in a promo, so I figured it would be a fun thing to put in a promo.)

(We fade into Catherine description of the dream.)