(Our scene opens in the Women's locker room. We see the EMF Women's Champion Maria. It looks like she has just finished getting dressed, and she is currently doing her hair when the door opens. Amy Jericho walks into the room, she is wearing a black sleeveless dress. She see's her friend, and walks over to Maria.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Hey Maria, how are you?
Maria: Oh hi Amy! Yea.. i'm doing ok... how about you?
.::Amy Jericho::.-Eeeeerrrr, not so good, I went to see Cena about this whole thing that he's forced me into...
Maria: The playboy shoot! Isn't it exciting! I can hardly wait!
.::Amy Jericho::.-Eeerrr at least one of us is excited, it kinda makes me feel bad trying to get out. But this was your choice, it wasn't mine. However, I still have a few options....
Maria: You do? Like what? If Cena said no then... your hands are tied...
.::Amy Jericho::.-Well...Cena's not the official person in charge, he's just agreed to loan me out. So, I need to go to Heffner himself, and tell him what happened. This isn't the first time I've dealt with him, so I think I got a good chance.
Maria: But without you.... the shoot wont be half as fun... please just consider it Amy!
.::Amy Jericho::.-Maria, I know you're a smart girl. But you do know what this shoot is going to be like, right?
Maria: Yea! Of course. We go there. We get our photos taken a bunch of times and they go in a magazine. Its like all the shoots we do!
.::Amy Jericho::.-Maria....it's not quite like....
Maria: Its different huh? I keep hearing about how special this is... can't work out why though. I mean... I looked at the previous ones... just looked like a normal shoot though..
.::Amy Jericho::.-And...you don't see what's different...Maria it's different because...
Maria: Because...
.::Amy Jericho::.-We'll both be completely....
(Maria just gives Amy a confused look. Amy stopped because the look was bugging her, because it seemed like Maria didn't quite understand. Amy didn't want to question her intelligence, so she decided to see what she knew, and correct her.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Alright Maria, we'll figure this out together. How do you think this won't be any different to any type of photo shoot the EMF divas already do?
Maria: Well... they have cameras... and they take pictures of me and you together! Its the same!
.::Amy Jericho::.-OK, that's fine....but do you know what we'll be wearing? Like the theme of the photo shoot?
Maria: Oh... you told me about this before... and Mickie did several times... but... err.. i can't remember... i think we wear..... err.... nope... don't know.
.::Amy Jericho::.-Well, let me just say....it's very different from any bikini photo shoot...
Maria: Oh I remember now! We dress as school girls right? Oh my God thats going to be so fun Amy! It'll be like we're at school again! Only cooler because i'll have you with me! And we'll look so hot in the outfits too! Oh Amy... this is going to be the best thing EVER! How are you not excited?
.::Amy Jericho::.-Maria...Maria...it's not quite...
Maria: There a problem? You didn't like school! Don't worry Amy... because everyone would like it with a friend like me to share it with!
.::Amy Jericho::.-Eeeerrr, it's not like...I mean I wasn't interested much in school...even though I was a good student. But that's not what I was trying to say....what I was trying to say was...
Maria: Were you bullied at school Amy? Does this shoot bring back bad memories? Because don't worry... no one can bully you now... especially when your friends with a champion! Err... least... I think you are....
.::Amy Jericho::.-Maria! It's not that.
Maria: This shoot is going to be SO awesome...
(Maria smiles, and just stares into space. Amy is just taken a back on what to do, she had to bring Maria back to Earth. So she lightly snaps Maria's bra strap, not hard, just enough to get Maria's attention.)
Maria: Hey! Thats not very nice Amy! Thats it... now your gonna see what Mickie showed me to do with bras!
(Maria puts her hand through the gap where Amy's sleeves would be, and somehow removes Amy's bra almost instantly.)
Maria: How quick was that!
(Amy gasps, as she holds on to her boobs so that they won't fall out of her dress.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Maria, I'm sorry I had to do that, but you don't understand. I was trying to tell you that were not going to be wearing school girl out fits....we'll be wearing most likely nothing.
Maria: Nothing? Oh yea! I remembered that a few minutes ago... thats why I was staring into space... err.. I think?
.::Amy Jericho::.-No, you thought we were going to be wearing school girl outfits. Playboy is a pornographic magazine, meaning that they'll be able to see our boobs completely. Speaking of boobs, mine are lacking support right now, can you give me my bra back?
Maria: What bra?
.::Amy Jericho::.-Mine, the one you have in your hand....you took it out after I snapped your bra strap, and why I have my hands on my boobs right now?
Maria: Err.... doesn't ring a bell.. sorry. I wish I knew what you were talking about.... err.... Amy... why am I holding this bra? It can't be mine... i'm already wearing one.... I think...
(Maria checks to make sure she is wearing one.)
Maria: Yep.... why would I have two.... i'm so confused....
.::Amy Jericho::.-It's mine, could you give it back to me? This isn't very comfortable..
Maria: Err... its yours? Don't be stupid.. why would you come out without a bra.... if you want this so bad... your gonna have to come get it!
(Maria begins to run round the dressing room with Amy's bra. Amy runs after Maria, and stops as she says.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Ouch! Come on Maria, this hurts, it's not good to make a big boobed girl to run around without a bra.
Maria: Sure it is! Guess you don't want this back after all...
.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh that's it, your going down! (in a joking manner)
(Maria tries to get by, but Amy tackles her down, and she tries to do the same thing to Maria that she did to her. To her surprise she ends up with Maria's bra in her hand without exposing Maria.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Guess it does work...
(Amy gets up and quickly gets over to the other side of the room with the bra. Once on the other side of the locker room, she holds Maria's bra up with a smile.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Guess you'll have to give back mine, unless you can somehow catch me without this?
Maria runs after Amy, and seems in pain as well.)
Maria: Amy... this isn't fair! Why are you doing this?
.::Amy Jericho::.-Because you have mine? I guess you know kinda what I felt, although I have the advantage of not having total feeling *she sticks out her tongue in a mock childish manner*
Maria: I don't have yours! What are you talking about? The only bra I have is this one... I don't know where it came from!"
.::Amy Jericho::.-That's mine, trust me it's mine.
Maria: I don't think so.... why would I have your bra?
.::Amy Jericho::.-Maria, think as my assistant for a few moments. Think back to getting your bra strap snapped, because you were in another world about this playboy thing. Were the only two here, judging from your bra size....do you really think the one you are holding would fit you?
Maria: It might.... well... it seems a bit big... but... you know.... I could try!
.::Amy Jericho::.-And the one I have would be small on me, so...that means the bra I have in my hand is too small to be mine, and the one you have is too big to be yours. What do you think that means?
Maria: That we're both idiots and need to be more careful when buying bras!
.::Amy Jericho::.-Or.....we have each other's bra's?
Maria: No... i'm gonna keep this one... I don't think we'd have the wrong ones!
.::Amy Jericho::.-Well...how about you fit the cups on through your shirt, and see if it would really fit on you?
(Maria holds the bra up to her chest, and realises its too big for her.)
Maria: Hm... this isn't mine.... hey wait a minute... THATS MINE!
(Maria tries to grab the bra Amy is holding, but Amy moves it away from her, and Maria winds up grabbing Amy's boobs instead.)
Maria: Hm... sure is squishier than I remember..... oh well...
(Maria begins to feel around on Amy's boobs and at times seems to be trying to pull them away from Amy. Although in real time, this goes too quick, and she's too shocked to do anything other than to feel pain.)
Maria: Let go Amy! Why do you want my bra so bad anyway!
(Amy screams, as it hurts.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Maria! Let go, that's not your bra, those are my boobs!!!!
Maria: I think I would know the difference Amy... i'm not stupid!
(Amy's in a lot of pain.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-...Please, your hurting me Maria...let go!!
Maria: You let go! Its my bra Amy!
(Amy screams in pain, and says to save her boobs from being ripped. She gets under Maria, and lifts her up, breaking her death grip on her boobs, and puts her over her shoulder.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Just for that...I'm chucking you into the shower.
Maria: What! No Way!
(She brings Maria over, and turns on the shower, she smiles through some pain from Maria trying to rip off her boobs)
.::Amy Jericho::.-Trust me, it's better than me getting revenge by making you how I just felt....
(She starts to inch towards the running water to make Maria think about it.
Maria: No Amy! You can't! I'll.... i'll....
(Suddenly Maria remembers how ticklish Ashley is, Maria in that moment of need to try to see if it's a trait, and tries to use this to protect herself, by tickling Amy. Amy starts to laugh, and falls on the ground.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-....stop....it...Maria....please?!
Maria: Never! This just saved me from a soaking!
.::Amy Jericho::.-Stop it! Stop it!....(she starts to laugh)....us Dumas women are ticklish...this is considered a form of torture to us! STOP IT *she breaks into laughs*
(Just then the door opens, and Jackie Gayda walks into the room. As she does, Maria, stil tickling Amy, accidentally undoes the tie holding Amy's top together. It comes clean away! Amy covers up with her hands before anything is seen, and Jackie just looks down at them both.)
Jackie: Well... I can't say i'm totally surprised...
(Amy breathes a sigh of relief as she was able to cover them before they were really exposed. Amy gets up not knowing what that was suppose to mean.)
.::Amy Jericho::.-