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Segment Title: randomicity rules!!

Singles Record: 1-1

People Used: 'Queen of Extreme' Amy Dumas, 'Y2J'Chris Jericho, Christian, the Couch, Punisher, Angelus, EMF Roster...ALL WITHOUT PERMISSION (j/k)...but enough random encouters to give Cena a heart attack

People Mentioned: Jackie Gayda, Cena and the rest of the Elite

Date of Card: 7/31/05

Match: Amy Dumas vs. Jackie Gayda for the EMF women's championship

Other World lyrics - so fuck your rules man so fuck your rules man, so fuck your rules man so fuck your rules man, so fuck your rules man you step off you'll go down fast, ive got to release all the shit that has made up my past, so go grat your soul dance baby time to be yourself at last, unshackle your life spirit by a river from the past, she's like a lost flower growing out through a crack, and a bustling sidewalk moving like a river so sad, so hey where we going tell me where we've gone, was there love and fury energy and passion, so fuck your rules man you step off you'll go down fast, ive got to release all the shit that has made up my past, so go paint your face and proclaim thy warrior sword, cos life is a brutal fight until we show, a shade of time listening for we are all destinct, and our waiting hour transending to release, so fuck your rules man you step off you'll go down fast, ive got to release all the shit that has made up my past, so go grat your soul dance baby time to be yourself at last, unshackle your life spirit by a river from the past, cos its gone, like a lost flower flowing with that wind, like a sad river who has no end, so fuck your rules man cos here comes my passion, so fuck your rules man cos here comes my love, so fuck your rules man here comes pure energy, so fuck your rules man cos here comes my fury, so fuck your rules man so fuck your rules man, so fuck your rules man so fuck your rules man, so fuck your rules man you step off you'll go down fast, ive got to release all the shit that has made up my past, so go grat your soul dance baby time to be yourself at last, unshackle your life spirit by a river from the past

[::body of RP::]

(Its a few hours after Shockwave went off the air; a camera crew goes into the office of Amy Dumas who is looking at some sort of paper work. She looks a bit frustrated as she is trying unsuccessfully to get her mind off of things that had happened at the last few Saturday Shockwaves. After getting goated into the match at Survival of the Fittest against Jackie Gayda for the Extreme Measures Federation women’s championship. The events of the last few Shockwaves plagued her mind, even though she and Jericho had decided that marriage should come when they were ready. Still Amy couldn't deny she liked the thought of it when she thought that Jericho was going to propose to her. She sits and thinks about it for a few moments, then gets a small smile on her face.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-hhhhhmmmmm....Amy Jericho....

(Amy then stops, then rolls her eyes then looks around.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Christian, you can come out of where ever your hiding now.

(Suddenly a body falls from the roof, and from the other side of Amy's desk Christian rises up dusting himself off after the fall. Amy looks at Christian with an annoyed look)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I should have known...um...how long you been up there Christian?

.::Christian::.-Just for a little bit...

.::Amy Dumas::.-*getting a little pissed* How much did you hear!!

.::Christian::.-Oh nothing particular

.::Amy Dumas::.-.....oh good...

(Christian nods, then starts humming "here comes the bride". Amy starts to get very angry)

.::Amy Dumas::.- GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE CHRISTIAN...I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU MENTION THIS TO JERICHO!.....Then I'll make that kick that Sierra gave you in the balls look weak.

.::Christian::.-Here you loud and clear...Mrs. Jericho

(Christian laughs, as Amy yells in frustration and then Christian leaves just as he's going through the door. Chris Jericho appears in the door way, obviously knowing that Christian has got on Amy's nerves by what he has seen already he says.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Christian, what the hell did you say to Amy?

.::Christian::.-Hey, I didn't say anything. I'm just on my way out of the door, she's all yours Jericho. Though Jericho...maybe you should pop a certain question sometime soon. I mean take a lesson from Jackie and Cena!

(Jericho nods, with a kidding smile with Christian. Then Christian laughs, Jericho turns into a serious face and then says)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.- Oh right, maybe I should ask her if I should beat the hell out of you. But before that, I'll give you a running head start by saying...Will you please...get the hell...out of here...CLB

(Christian shudders at mentioning of the "CLB" name, and leaves the room. Jericho turns around as Amy puts her head down and then runs her hands through her hair as she's looking really stressed. Jericho takes a few steps closer.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-You ok Amy, your looking really stressed...

.::Amy Dumas::.-...Just everything that has happened Jericho, I don't know it's kinda awkward to say what Jackie did. But I will say that it toyed with my emotions too much,

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Amy, I'm really regretting it wasn't me that...well you know...right *Amy nods to him, showing him she knows what he's trying to say*....um... (OOC-So you get the full picture, this is obviously not a easy topic to talk about for Jericho, yet he feels bad that Amy was let down as she was, so he tries to advances on)...Really it's just, I just hate to see you like this Ames and I hate the son of bitches that did this to you...*says in a joking tone almost* You know, maybe the next time were in Vegas...

(Amy smiles at a name Jericho has never called her before.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-...*Amy laughs* Are you saying we should get hitched in Vegas? That would be...crazy! Look Jericho I think I understand what you’re trying to say, and I'll say this. We should wait for a time that were both sure that marriage is the thing we want out of this relationship, and when and if that time comes...me personally would like it to be special. Besides, I know you were only joking about the whole Vegas thing, but I also know that if I seriously said "let's go for it", then you would do that for me. It's very sweet you would do that for me, just for what has happened. I know how you feel, but really if were to spend our life together. Then I want it to be for the right reasons, and I want the wedding to be special, and not because some assholes did something where I got my hopes up, only so they can try to make a name off of what I was in the RWA.

(Jericho for a moment looks like he's thinking...maybe taking mental notes, but after a little a small amount of time, Jericho covers it up and then says)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well I could always still beat the crap out of Christian if you like, I'll even let you get your shot in. That might let out some aggression.

(Amy gives Jericho a half smile, then says)

.::Amy Dumas::.-You think I would say no to beating up Christian right now?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well that's what you would normally do.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well at this point; I would not mind seeing that creepy little bastard get this ass kicked. Right now I need a way to blow off some steam, and the fact that I can't even think for one moment with him showing up at the worst times is good enough reason for him to get an ass kicking. But how about we do something a little more relaxing *Jericho moves his eyebrows ala Dr. Wily from Mega Man fame*....no, no....not that. Well maybe later, if you’re lucky.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Could go see a movie....then after were done with that. If you really want to get back at Christian, we could always prank phone call Tyson Tomko by acting like Christian, then tell him he is now cool enough to hang around with Christian...

.::Amy Dumas::.-*Amy laughs a little bit at the suggestion about the prank on Christian* Oh man, I can see that creepy little bastard right now. *in her best Christian voice* "What I didn't say that....that's not how I roll, GET OUT NOW...come on get out, your ruining my peeputation" *end best Christian voice*. As for the movie, that sounds great, I think that would at least get my mind off things for a little bit. Although I still got a lot of work to do here before I can do anything. Also I got to get ready for this match with Jackie Gayda that I got myself into...

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Why doesn't that dirty, trash bag, hoe ever get it. She shouldn't have been bugging you about the damn match in the first place.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah, though it would seem that she is someone that can't take no for an answer. She does not realize that I am no longer an active wrestler. I was like you; I left my wrestling days behind in the RWA. Jackie is looking to make a quick name for herself.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well judging from some of her promo's. It would seem this one comes from the WWE reality. I have heard things about her being a slut back in her WWE days. I heard things she did to get into that company and stay in the company just doing the things she bitches about.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yes, I've heard some of these stories. Like you, I don't know much about them. They don't go into much detail about them, due to the fact of the things I hear my other version does over there. God...I really don't even want to know, why my other versions are so weird. I mean you saw when we got here, there was one going out with Angelus...then Jarred, and then she turned out to be a murder *Amy shudders*. Its stuff like that is why I stay away from the WWE stuff. But regardless at some point for Jackie, Guess just staying in the WWE was not enough for Miss Jackie anymore, she was such a "held down talent" in the WWE

(Jericho and Amy laugh a little bit at this thought. Amy walks around her desk and leans against it as Jericho sits on the couch on the side of the room)

.::Amy Dumas::.-But with that said, she is the women’s champion for a reason, even though I'm sure. So only tells you she's not going to be very easy to beat. She really is going to come hard at me Jericho, like I really give a damn about the EMF's women’s championship. Only reason I'm in this match is to make sure that she learns not to mess with my emotions like that again. I'm finished with my work, but I gotta do some promo's before we can go to see anything...also maybe do some preparing.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-*Seeing where this is going* Oh really...what type of "preparing" are we talking about here.

(Amy grins, walks slowly over to Jericho and then sits in his lap. Jericho looks down at her, she has a huge grin)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well this is new for us..

.::Amy Dumas::.-Don't act like you don't like it, because I know you do. Anyways the preparing was talking about was maybe some "warm up" activities.

(Amy and Jericho start to make out; I won't go into too much graphic detail. Just picture a less sloppy Edge/Lita spree in the WWE. Amy pulls back and then whispers something that you can't really make out. But Jericho response to it "I know me neither. Our time will come." They continue, as this is happening. They are unaware that the Couch is sitting standing there with a huge shit eating grin on his face)

.::The Couch::.-*AHEM*

(Jericho and Amy, who aren't taken off guard like you, would think they are both flip off the Couch as they are too busy playing tonsil hockey. Couch being the wWo announcer doesn't have anything else to do, so he shrugs his shoulders and continues to stand there seemly just watching Jericho and Amy make out. Until Jericho and Amy look up annoyed)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Don't you got any place to be ass clown?

.::The Couch::.-Actually no...

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Well your bugging the hell out of us, what the hell do you want?

.::The Couch::.-Well seeing how this is absolute worst time to show up, I decided that it might be time for an Amy promo on Jackie Gayda, and the things that have lead up to this match so far. Particularly from the interviews before the Trish match, to more recent events as this feud that Amy and her have seemly gone on longer than most fans realize.

.::Amy Dumas::.-*Amy seems a bit frustrated, but turns to Jericho and says* Rain check?

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Alright, how about the movie theatre?

.::Amy Dumas::.-And gross out everyone there......cool, I'm up for that *Amy grins to Jericho*.

*Amy straightens out her clothes a little bit, and then gets ready to be interviewed by the Couch*

.::the Couch::.-My first question to you Amy Dumas is just how this feud with Jackie Gayda started. Why does it seem that she is obsessed with making you come out of retirement once again for a match against her?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well couch, it would seem that it started out really harmless when I was just doing my job to make sure that Trish was not injured. But now it's turned into a big mess...that's for sure, now if you want to look at it for the reasons that Jackie has given, you can see that there is actually a bigger picture in all of this. The reason she's all of a sudden decided to come after me, it's actually focused on the Shockwave during Trish's match with Christy Hemme. When Jackie decided to get involved in a match that had absolutely nothing to do with her. She then proceeds to not only cost Trish the match with Christy, making sure that she had all she could handle at Whiplash. Now I can only guess why she would do this, but I have some pretty good idea's of why, and if you know the reason why Jackie did this, you can start to understand why she would give a damn about a retired wrestler such as myself. First off is the wrestling factor, well I should say Miss Jackie's confidence in her wrestling ability. Some say that I had come into the picture long before this, but the truth is that for Jackie I was just an another step in Jackie's plan. I will go through it, so you can understand why this has all of a sudden focused towards me. It goes all the way back to Jackie's first match here in the Extreme Measures Federation. Jackie was pretty confident that she was going to be the number one contender, and she had a right to be. She's obviously gotten ready to wrestle, so I did not think that Chyna would have been much of a problem. No offense to Chyna, I just believed that Jackie would have come out the winner due to her determination. She knew that she would most likely beat Chyna too, so she wasn't too worried about it. But the major problem comes with Trish, at the time....she really did not know whether or not she could beat Trish that's the reason she ran down to the ring. I mean it makes so much sense, why else would she get Trish disqualified from the match, giving Christy Hemme a shot at Whiplash along at Victoria. I mean it just makes so much sense why Jackie would do this, if she was so confident that she could beat Trish then she did not have to do this. If it was a normal run in, clearly Jackie would have just attacked Trish right away to make sure that Trish won by DQ...but no, clearly she was there to make sure that at Whiplash 2005 the match was going to be a triple threat with Victoria and Christy Hemme going after Trish's title. She did this because she knew the odds, in a triple threat the champion does not need to be pinned in order to lose her championship. If Christy happened to pin Victoria, or Victoria pinned Christy then Jackie saw it as one thing. One thing only, that would mean that in Jackie's eyes that they were easy pickings to get the title off of. You see while Jackie does have a few confidence problems, she also does not have much respect for many divas’ here in the Extreme Measures Federation. That's why she felt that she needed to continue the attack. She wanted to make sure that Trish was not going into the match at Whiplash at 100%, or even make sure that Trish did not go into Whiplash at all. You see the disrespect for most of the women here in the Extreme Measures Federation with Jackie is insane. But even she knew that with Christy wanting to prove that CwL could get gold, and Victoria wanting to finally get the title due to the fact that she has come so close to it, and just found it out of reach when it came time to try to get the title. She knew that if she hurt Trish enough physically that that Trish had a good shot at not walking out the women’s champion at Whiplash. That's what Jackie was hoping for; it did not work out that way though. It would see that all that worrying that she did, and all the things she did to make sure that Trish was not the women’s champion when she faced her was really for nothing as she found out that she would have to face an actual women’s wrestler that had held the title for a good amount of time. Which really worried Jackie, Jackie's confidence early in her wrestling ability was not as high as it may seem, in fact it was down right low. She had another reason to be scared of facing Trish. She knew that there was a personal factor in this match; I mean I'm not going to get into it...for now too much. But her boyfriend was screwing Trish for a while they were in Revolution. I mean what if with all that emotion carrying her, Trish happened to beat Jackie instead of what happened. Jackie would be ruined; she would be thrown into a hole that she may never recover from. So that's why she's done everything in her power to make sure she won every match possible, including the one with Trish. I believe this is clear confidence issues in her wrestling ability, and worrying over nothing. Because congrats you were able to beat Trish, and become women’s champion. I know that has to do wonders for your confidence, as you feel that you are on top of the world. You now own the women’s championship, but that's not enough is it Jackie. Because you still don't believe that you are the best the Extreme Measure Federation has to offer as far as the women go. So you need just another confidence booster, that's where I come in Couch. You see...Jackie, as she might not show it. But clearly she's a Lita-holic *Amy grins at Jericho, who gives her a grin back*. You see Jackie, you know everything I done, and you’re probably a big fan or just someone who has done her homework. Thus the reason why you would come after me, because in the end you know that beating me would be the next step in thinking that you are the best women wrestler that this world has to offer. So you want to take the female legends of the past, and use them to boost your own confidence, starting with me. I should feel almost honored you think that I'm on the level with the Extreme Measures Federation female legends in your eyes. Because while you say you don't respect the RWA, and the whole history of the RWA, from its regular superstars to its legends. You really do, there is no other reason for you to go after me than that, and take it to a personal level with me to force me into a match after you realize that I was happy just being the Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation. Jackie, though you might have some confidence issues. You know that you have nothing to lose in this case, you see even if you give me a good match. Then you can always clam that "well, I gave the "legend" Amy Dumas all she can handle and more". That's all well and good, but you know Jackie. The problem with that is I see you for the scared little girl that you really are behind all that self hyping of wanting to be the greatest women’s champion of all time. So Jackie, you thought I wouldn't see through your little plan to gain some confidence to yourself, and try to fool these fans just a little more about how great you THINK you are? Please, I have been in this business for too long to see through a confidence lacking newbie looking to make a name for herself, and that's exactly the answer to you question Couch. Jackie has a lot of mental and emotional problems. I'm sure it's a surprise to some though, I mean this girl is suppose to have it all, she's suppose to be miss Rich bitch, who has done everything, and I wouldn't doubt EVERYBODY she has set her heart on. When she came to the Extreme Measures Federation, she wanted the women’s championship. To do that she needed to beat Chyna to gain number one contendership and she did that. But it still didn't get better, because as I said she had to attack Trish to make sure that either she wouldn't be facing her, or she wasn't one hundred percent when she faced her. But even though Trish came at her, and beat the hell out of her all around the ring. She just happens to defeat Trish and not only takes the EMF women’s championship. But she did something that no female has done, and that was pin Trish Stratus. I mean if you think about it, if Trish never comes back then that will be regarded as the only loss in her short career. That's pretty big, but with her problems, the reason for her obsession with getting me out of retirement is clear. I mean, I was of no real threat to her EMF's women’s championship before she decided to do her little prank on me and Jericho. I might have never ever stepped into the ring again. She could have let do the job I love, who cares..I hit a few moves on her. It just gave her an excuse to come after me. But I'm not buying that excuse, but oh well she needs to prove to herself that she really doesn't suck as much as she REALLY thinks she does. So this is why she did everything to insult me, and then she not only went over the line. But she damn well crossed it and kept on going, there was no length she would have gone had I still ignored her and for what. Just so she can say she stepped into the ring with Amy Dumas, the RWA legend? She does not care that I haven't been in the ring as a consistent wrestler since 2001, she doesn't care that my first match in four years was at Hell on Earth. All Miss Jackie Gayda cares about is the fact that when this is done, she can at the very least make herself feel a little bit better about herself and say that she stepped into the ring with Amy Dumas, and if maybe even beat her. Well you know what Jackie, your about to find out something, and it's an old saying. It goes that "you don't wish for something you got no idea about, because you might just get it and when you get it...well you'll find out that you shouldn't have wished for it, because you had no clue what you were getting yourself into. I will not hesitant to bash the hell out of you Jackie, and step on that pea sized thing you call your self esteem.

(OOC-See how I took all that history, made my own assumptions and then tied it all into myself, making Jackie looking like she lacked confidence...you like that, bet you do, *holds up a weed wacker* HAHHAHAHAHA)

.::the Couch::.-And without a doubt she's done everything in her power to get you into the ring once again. You commented on the reason that Jackie wanted you in this match; could you comment on the things that Jackie tried to do to get you in this match?

.::Amy Dumas::.- Yes Couch; I'm going to comment on each of the failed lame attempts to try to get me into a match. Oh yeah, I seen it all from her. She is had to do everything in her power to get me into this match, just as I proved with the last question. Without this match she can't try to fool anyone that she is even close to what I was in the RWA. On a side note, the only one that might believe that is yourself Jackie and I even bet with your confidence problems that might fade away with time, your fooling yourself with the reasons to do what you have done. Anyways I sat back with Jericho, I watched her talk trash. She talked about how much she hated me among other things. Wow, give me a second I'm really crushed that you hate me. You smell the sarcasm? That's because I couldn't give a damn of what you think of me, it's as I explained. I did attacked Jackie only because it was my job to make sure that the women’s championship match was preserved. To do that I needed to make sure that Trish was not injured. I did explain my reasons for stopping Jackie's beat down of Trish live on Shockwave. It should have ended there; I had no interest in the women’s championship from the start! But Jackie was just going to turn the deaf ear to that, because this was her chance, so the trash talking just kept coming, and coming from you. You just wouldn't quit even after I explained myself. I mean I could see that you could be a little angry, but you should have been happy that I helped Trish out. I mean, who knows...you may not be women’s champion today if you injured Trish. That 30 day thing is a bitch isn't it, much like you. So I guess you have things in common. But anyways, you would have had to get through that mess. But then again, that would have been a lot more productive than what you been doing. Trying to taunt someone that's retired, so if you win that you can feel all big and bad. While Jackie was doing this trash talking. I must admit, there were a few things that pissed me off. I'm sure I will get to them, because I just ignored all the trash talking. I just saw it for what it was, a woman who was desperate to get to be the legend she wants to be. But she does not have the real talent to pull it off, so she wanted to use my name to fool everyone into it. Well, I'm sure none of the fans bought your whole act of *best angry Jackie voice* ahhh I'm mad, because I can't take two frickin' moves from a real wrestler like Amy Dumas *end best angry Jackie voice*. I saw through you, and I'm sure that everyone else did as well. But you couldn't stop there nnnnnnnnnnnnoooo, not Miss Jackie. When she found out that trash talking was not going to do any good. She had to have a match against Fyre, after you beat the hell out Fyre. You had a message for me, let me look at your message, first off it's clear that you used Fyre to represent myself. You know, I give you one thing..Fyre does look like me somewhat and she is a red head. She is much like me in she hasn't had a match in a long time. But come on Jackie, do you really think that is going to "give me a message" through a girl that came into the Extreme Measures Federation years ago, had a few matches and hasn't been seen since. She made no impact on the Extreme Measures Federation; I would like to think that Jericho and I have the Other World's influence stretches beyond boundaries that your little brain couldn't comprehend. I also proved on Hell on Earth that I still got some fight in me. So to compare me to a broken down diva is kinda lame on the basis of looks and nothing more. You could have impressed me more if you found one of my old rivals and beat the hell out of her. Sunny isn't doing anything now a days, other than screwing Jeff Hardy. So why didn't you get her? Because maybe it's you that is scared of anyone with real talent that isn't known here in the Extreme Measures Federation. That would kill your momentum to lose to someone that the EMF audience don't even know. So that's why you got Fyre, while she's a good competitor in her day, you knew it probably wouldn't be much of a fight with ring rust and such. You really think that is going to happen to me at Survival of the Fittest Jackie, Fyre actually gave you a bit of a fight. From where I stand, it was not as easy as you claim it to be. But if you thought that was bad, that is nothing compared to what I can do Jackie. Oh yeah, you go on and on with what you can do. But I want you to look at Hell on Earth, and witness what I can do. That good match that Fyre gave you, will seem like nothing when you step into the ring with me. Because instead of getting a good match, it might be a good broken leg by the time Survival of the Fittest is over. Then you used midgets to make fun of me and Jericho, that's fine. That's a bit over used, but might have worked if they weren't used to push your lame ass points. Blah, blah, blah..I'm mad at red heads, but the real reason is that I wish I could be one myself blah, blah, blah...you also made fun of Jericho and my relationship. Which pissed me off, but only due to the fact of your ignorance to a real relationship. But you know Couch, I'm sure that will be a question for later. So I'll save that for another time. So Jackie, what did we learn from this all. You not only have no confidence in yourself, but you have no creativity either. You couldn't think of anything that would really get under my skin, no matter how hard you tried. So you did the only thing a bitch like you can do. You decided to play dirty, and you used my heart to get what you want. You made me think I was going to get married, when it was you all along that were going to get married. This was just your last attempt to get me in the ring. You're a fucking dirty whore you know that, and I fucking hope you and Cena fall off a cliff while going to your honeymoon. You could have just left my heart out of it, get some creativity and maybe...just maybe you could have gotten this match without playing dirty or maybe get some class and just leave me be retired, and climb up the ladder how everyone does. PROVE that you’re not a worthless leech just feeding of the money of the Extreme Measures Federation and that you are as great as you believe to be. But you can't do that, that's the only reason you sunk to the level that you did. Well you know what Jackie; I hope you’re happy with what you get at Survival of the Fittest, because you got your match. I hope you’re damn happy!

.::the Couch::.-During her interview against Trish Stratus, before she took the women’s championship Jackie Gayda had some choice words for you and some other women who have been successful in the past for the Extreme Measures Federation. After doing that, she solely focused on you. What do you think about this?

.::Amy Dumas::.-First off Couch, the only thing I could think when I was watching that interview was that I wondered just how someone could be so ignorant to the things that she was talking about. But then I decided that it was not that Jackie was ignorant, but she was obviously talking out of her ass. There are certain issues that I would like to get to, but in due time. Because I rather spend sometime on a few of them. Before I get into any of the stuff she said to me when she decided to single me out, I want to talk exactly what the reason that Miss "I couldn't wrestle worth a crap at one time, but now I can" Jackie Gayda keeps mentioning these names such as Sierra, Ashlee Ikeda, and of course myself. So why would Jackie Gayda all of a sudden mention these famous women wrestlers of the people that she wants to compete against? I do have a theory about it; in fact I would probably call it more than a theory. Because I seen it happen too much in my years in this business. The answer is not that she wants to make the women’s division the best it can be, and save it from the women that she feels that are not worthy talents, as she's claimed. But the real reason is purely selfish on Jackie's part, but I suppose I can't blame her. Because in the wrestling business, you need to look out for yourself. You need to do what you can make a name for yourself. Though there are people that try to take short cuts, the people that want to considered a great wrestler no matter what. Whether it's kissing the bosses ass, cheat their way to championships, sleep with anyone, or whatever. Jackie Gayda is this type of person, she's the type of person that would backstab anyone, and you better believe she would sleep with ANYONE, if it meant that she would be considered as the legend that she keeps saying that she wants to be. Oh yeah, Jackie you don't need to hide it if that's what your going to do after you see this interview, because we all saw your interview I mean comments such as *mocking Jackie, Jericho style!* I'm better than ANYONE that you care to name that's ever stepped into the ring as an EMF female competitor *end mocking Jackie, Jericho style*. Wow that was big talk for someone that was just going to into the their second match, and your already talking about taking that title. Holding it for years, upon years thus proving your dominates, or so that's what you think is what is going to happen. You know Miss Jackie, I believe it was Punisher it best (sorry, I'm just doing this by memory) that too many people now a days want to be champions. But aren't willing to put in the work that is required to be better than your opponent on any given night. Too many people want to be legends, when they don't want to accept that is a role that is not handed to you. No Jackie, rather that's a role that comes your way. In this business, you take what you can get and being a legend is not something that is promised to you. No matter how hard you work, I know this is a subject that I might talk a little bit too much about. But I think I have an excuse, after all I am his girlfriend, anyways...let's take Jericho in the RWA. Jericho in the RWA worked his ass off. But yet he couldn't get that world title break that he really wanted in the RWA, even after he and I destroyed the RWA legend of the Godfather. He was still put in matches for titles he really had no interest in, but he went with it. Even though he felt that he should have gotten something more, after doing what no one had done until then, yet he was over looked. Through into lower card by a jealous Triple H, who most likely got the owner to put him in a match that he thought Jericho would be out of his element in a hardcore match against Raven for the hardcore championship. Even though Jericho didn't get the credit that he should have, Triple H knew that Jericho was a serious threat to take his spot in the RWA-WWF. So he did whatever he could to keep the spot that he felt he earned cheating his way, taking short cuts, and eliminating anyone that he thought was a threat. So he got Vince McMahon to make him the special guest ref. It doesn't take a genius to see what was going on there, but since I don't consider you very smart Jackie I'll spell it out for you. It was clear that Triple H could not be a fair ref after Jericho beat his ass a few days before, despite that he walked out as hardcore champion. So knowing what he was dealing with, he decided the only way he was going to keep his spot at the top of the RWA-WWF was to try to end Jericho's career. In a sense, you could say that Triple H was successful. Because the RWA died thanks to this, and everyone's career was ended...Jericho...mine included..along with many other great wrestlers were put out of work, because of this selfish attitude. But I always believed that he could do something really great in wrestling, I didn't think he was done by a mile even then. That's when we did what few people even thought was possible, we successfully invaded the EMF. We brought in concepts never heard before, that and more; including unbelievable performances by Jericho in matches is what has brought the Other World where it is. I truly believe that Jericho is at that legendary status that you so claim that you want so much. Of course just one woman’s opinion, and his girlfriend none a less...so I may be biased, but that's how I feel. But the point of the story is that people are not going to consider you a legend if you want to take short cuts like Triple H did in the RWA. If you’re a little slow Jackie, I'm comparing you to that of Triple H in the RWA. Surprisely, I bet you are somewhere saying *mocking voice* well, that's what I wanted...*end mocking voice*. Before you get ahead of yourself, celebrate. Have a full blown parade for yourself; I want you to hear the rest of what I have to say. Because I'm not saying you're like Triple H as far as holding the Extreme Measures Federation women’s championship, and being a dominate champion as you stated. Making every fan think of you with the mere mention of that title. No, I'm saying you have the Triple H attitude. The short cut taking, real talent holding down son of bitch that we know. That's the type of Triple H attitude you have Jackie, I know your all disappointed. You can stop calling your friends now, so you can have a retirement party, because you thought for a second you did everything you wanted. Because you haven't little girl, not by a long shot. Anyways, you think that you can just take short cuts, and people will start to respect you. God, did Kurt Angle take over your body while you were saying this. Because it's like you really believe that you can make people just respect you. I mean, it's all good and well that you want to hold the title for so long. But talk is cheap, so instead of saying it. Why don't you go out to do it if you really believe that it's going to help your career? I mean how many defenses have you had since beating Trish, I don't think a one. Don't make the excuse that you were aiming to fight me before anyone, because you could have fight someone else while you were doing that. But I wouldn't put it pass you to make that excuse anyways; it seems to be your way. But the real reason you haven't had many, if no defenses since winning that title is because you know that the things that you will have to do to keep the title are not going to be respected, because you like to take short cuts to stay on top of the women’s division. Call it lack of confidence in her own wrestling ability or whatever. Think I'm a liar? Well what did I see you try to do, you were trying to choke the life out of Trish. Trying to injure her so that she would be easy pickings for you after you beat Chyna. You were pretty confident that you could beat Chyna, but Trish on the other hand was a question mark. Deep down in your heart, you knew that Trish was going to be a problem. Not only talent wise, because you knew that she was going to come at you after making the same mistake you made with me Jackie, and that's you messed with her personal life. It really must have felt good to hurt Trish like that, but you couldn't deal with everything that would come at you after that. So that's why you decided to injure Trish, because you knew she was easy pickings after her match. Which is exactly my point Jackie, you are no different than what Triple H was by trying to stop Jericho from taking his spot. You didn't want Trish to mess up your climb to the EMF's women’s championship. But regardless, you are really looking for something to take the place of being a real long time champion that is respected. So you keep mentioning a few names, that you believe if you could beat...then, everything else will pile up and instant legend, am I right? Oh well, I know even if I was right on the money you would never admit it anyways. So let's put this little theory together, once again the 3 names she kept mentioning are Sierra, Ashlee Ikeda and of course myself. Now let's look at them one at a time, Sierra is a hell of a competitor. There is no doubt about it, I always had a respect for her skills months before she decided to come at me with personal attacks. There was a reason that she was women’s champion at the time when she first started to do this, and it wasn't just the fact she kind of has Prez Mike around her finger. It's because when it comes down to it, she can wrestle with the best women wrestlers in the sport. It's kind of funny really; I mean all that taunting of Jericho and myself. Though it cost her lot, it seemed to gain her a lot through her career. People have even mentioned the word "legend" in the same breath. As for Ashlee, ah yes...Ashlee Ikeda. A woman that literally dominated the women’s division here in the Extreme Measures Federation so much, that she is the single reason that the women’s division never built up. Because few women had success against her, not that it's a knock against her. A woman you want to be better than anyways, I mean you pretty much said it when your goal was to break the record for the longest reigning women’s champion. Of course myself, because along with Jericho, I have helped the Other World invasion. It's something that has been done by only the Other World, and we changed the way this company is run when I was able to sneak in the EMF undetected under another alter ego of mine, while another version of Amy Dumas was already in the Extreme Measures Federation. Not only that Jackie, we used it to our advantage and we gained the power we have. I became the Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation and we were able to put the RWA name within the EMF's history books. You see Jackie, while you have the typical newbie attitude of "why care about something that isn't EMF"? Well you see as long as the EMF is around, the RWA will always be remembered in the history books. I think you know that, because while else would you really go after the Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation? Some could consider it career suicide as you know I could just snap my fingers, and just like Gene Snitsky that so called thorn could be gone. But you still go after me, even get me to think I might get married soon just so you can goat me into a match? So the question is why, the answer is just as you said "I want to defeat EVERY NAME this company has to offer". You want to make your name off of people that are actually respected women in the Extreme Measures Federation and the Real Wrestling Alliance. See, my theory isn't all that far-fetch. I mean what else you got to lose, I mean even if you were to give either Ashlee, Sierra or me a good fight. Much less somehow defeat one of us, your career would sky rocket, right? Well Jackie I give you some credit, you are somewhat right...but it's not going to sky rocket your career like you think it's going to. You see three of us have done stuff that you can't accomplish in 3 matches, no matter what you do. You know while you’re at it...if you’re all for beating all the names. Why don't you call out Stephanie McMahon-Walker, I mean the wife of X-Cold. What would happen if you were to beat her? I mean she is one of the main reasons that there is a women’s division in the Extreme Measures Federation to begin with. Katrina Ikeda, another great, great womens wrestler. What about Mercedes Bischoff as well. I have a far out idea of why she didn't mention those three....for Jackie at least. The reason she failed to mention those three is maybe since she is just trying to gain fame, she is looking for other benefits. Maybe she wants to do what Sierra wanted to do to me, you see Sierra back when we were having our feud went to my mom and said that she was going to cripple me, so she could prove I was "not cut out for the business, she was going to cripple me to get me out of the wrestling world for good. So that I could give my Mom her RVD grand children". So my theory goes that Jackie could have seen that, and since one of her targets just so happens to be Sierra as well as myself. My theory is that she wants to incorporate that goal, I mean think about it Couch. What do Katrina, Stephanie, and Mercedes all have in common? They are not only retired from the ring, but they are all retired from the wrestling world completely. They have families of their own to take care of, they have no time to do the traveling as they use to. Couch, out of the three she mention, two out of the three aren't in the situation that Stephanie, Katrina, and Mercedes are. As for Ashlee, she has a family as well. But you know the reason I think Jackie mentions her is that she just so happened to hold the women’s title for so long. So that's why she's still a target of Jackie, it would seem that the theory makes somewhat sense. So, maybe that's the reason she has targeted us, and not the other three I mention. I'm not saying that having a family after the wrestling days are over is for everyone, I don't know Sierra's plans, as for me *looks off to space, and pauses*...well...we will see. But I'm more alluding to the fact that if Jackie was the person to push Sierra and myself out of the wrestling world. Then that would be just another huge claim to fame. But you know what Couch; I think that's giving Jackie way too much credit. To think like that, it would really take some serious planning and I'm pretty sure that Jackie does not have the brains to come up with a plan like that. No Couch, the more likely reason she failed to mention those three? It's nothing as big and well thought out with benefits on the side. The real reason is because you know that you piss off too many of the "big names" that you may not have a career left anyways. I mean you might suffer a Chiller from Stephanie, you might get a....whatever Katrina's finisher was...and you may get karatified by Mercedes. So that's why you stick to us three, because you think by calling us three, you might be able to handle us if you were to get a response. I just so happen to be the closest one to start with, but what you haven't realized Jackie is that you already bit off more than you can chew with what you did to me. You see Jackie you attacked somewhere that I couldn't just stand back, and let happen. I'm going to teach you not to try to use Jericho and my relationship to your own advantage. Soon you’re going to find out that all the stories that I'm sure you heard in my RWA days are very much true, while I hate to brag. I just got to, maybe that's Jericho rubbing off on me. You will understand why I was known as one of the greatest women’s champion in the RWA era. Maybe you finally realize just like the old saying goes, when you play with fire, you’re bound to get burned and that's exactly what's going to happen to you Jackie in our match.

.::The Couch::.-Though we know that Jackie claims this match was based on your run in on the Trish and Christy match. In which Jackie Gayda herself ran in, and cost Trish the match. It would seem to think that's all an excuse to do what she has. But this situation seemed to height when John Cena came to your office and demanded that you take Rhyno's right to be at ring side. Jackie thought that was....well the best way I can put it, not the best decision. What are your thoughts on this?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh please Couch, do you really believe anything that woman says? She opens up her mouth and bullshit comes spewing from it, not only that. Yes like I said, I know she's trying to find a short cut to further her career, and that wouldn't be so bad, but what makes it annoying is that...she has no idea what the hell she's talking about. First off, she goes off in her little promo against Trish, comes down to the ring side and among other things calls my decision the wrong decision. I say it's just another excuse to go after me, so she could use my name to be the legend she really thinks she is. You know it why she thinks it was the wrong decision? The reason is that is I wasn't basis towards Jackie. I know your probably not going to listen to me, I heard what Cena said. Why the hell am I going to bar Rhyno, letting your boyfriend stay at ring side just on the mere thought that he might just be there for encouragement. No, I knew that I would be creating a very unsafe situation for Trish. Cena had no problem F-Uing Trish once, one would believe he wouldn't have a problem FUing Trish once again, or even using that sledgehammer on her like he was threatening me with. The only RIGHT decision seemed to be to bar Rhyno and Cena from ring side. Had I made that decision, which was going to bar both Cena and Rhyno from ringside. It would have hopefully made sure that no one got involved in the match, and the best woman would have won. You say you didn't want it to be about the feud, or so it seems at least. It would not have been about Rhyno and Cena's feud, it wouldn't have been about the legacy of Revolution that you and Cena pissed away in order to join Punisher and Barbwire Chris in the Elite. It would have just been just you and Trish to decide the women’s championship. See how much more sense that would have made, that's exactly what you say you want. But what you say, and what you really want seems to be two different things. But whatever looks best to say, right Jackie? You really wanted Cena to be there so you could make your way to the championship just easier to defeat Trish for. Wow, and you really expected me not to see through that plan. You really have a problem with making a good believable plan. Because I saw through that one very easily. Though just before I was going to make my decision to bar Cena and Rhyno from ring side. Something made me think about something, so I then changed my decision. You know why I changed my decision, because your timely showing in my office reminded me of the match with Christy Hemme and Trish. I knew that at the very least at the time, your stable the Elite was in a power struggle to be the most "dominating team in the Extreme Measures Federation" as you all claim it to be. So I knew that at the time, Punisher or Barbwire Chris could show up to try to help you. Because as it's said, "they who have the gold, have the power" and you knew it. Just like you were so desperate to make sure that Trish was not 100% at that Shockwave, or not champion at all, for that match you so happened to win the women’s title with your little run in. I knew that without any back up at all, Trish might be in some serious trouble if the Elite couldn't keep their noses out of the match as you couldn't do during Trish's match with Christy Hemme. So I just want to know...how the hell is that not sensible? Please could you tell me that, your logic is really messed up. It must be a blonde thing, no offense Jericho. I'm not talking about you; I'm just talking about this bitch Miss Jackie who takes the stereotype to a whole new level. Just as I said what you say, and what you mean are two different things. You know the Vice President job, it's not only a thankless job, but it's a job where that where a lot of assholes think they can push me to make a decision that only benefits them. You and Cena were just one of them. Punisher tried to do the same thing. But the "mighty" Punisher and you didn't realize that I don't bow down to you, or the Elite. You should have known that from Gene Snitsky, he thought that he was going just allow him to come at me and Jericho over and over again. No, he even went to lengths that I felt my very life was in danger, so I made the only call that there could be. He didn't like it, just like Punisher, John Cena and Miss Jackie didn't like my decision for the women’s title match. But as far as that one goes, it wasn't the popular decision. Admit it or not Jackie, you knew then, and you know now that it was the right decision and quite frankly you, and your boyfriend can go to hell if you don't like it. On your way, you can bring Punisher with you. But you have used this, and my little run in to your run in on Trish during the Christy vs. Trish match as a driving point. The run in...that's another point, for later at least. But we can all see how bull shit you coming at me like you have is, and your reason for it really is. The only one that does not make any sense is you Jackie, that's going to cost you when we have our match. You seem to have a very big problem in that. Because you will realize that very same problem you have, is going to cost you again. Because you will realize that it does not make sense to play with someone's heart like you have. The pain that you suffer, will make you realize is that maybe rather than spitting out things that don't make sense that it would have been much better for you if you would have just either just told the truth during that interview saying what your true intent then maybe you would have realized that in that blonde head of you that maybe playing with my heart wasn't the best idea.

.::The Couch::.-Jackie had some choice words for your relationship with Chris Jericho, what exactly are your thoughts on this attack.

.::Amy Dumas::.-I actually thought it was funny, because everything she said about me and Jericho was a joke. First off she says that what we have is nothing more than a friendship; please...everyone thinks that they know the definition of love. But if there is one person that has no clue on what it is, it's you Jackie. But that's something I will get to in a little bit. Jackie, what you don't realize that me, and Jericho have been through everything together for the last 4 years. Through it all, no matter what we always had each other whether or not we would admit it. Through good times, and bad times. I invaded the Other World, because we wanted to keep the memory of the RWA alive, and really I just wanted to get close to him. Our relationship, while not always out in the open, I always viewed our relationship through the years as unsaid, and that's the secret of the Other World that has been those very feelings. You say he's worthless, please he's anything but. He is everything I could have ever wanted, and he's gone to hell and back for me. So really I don't care what you think, I do know that I love Jericho more than anything else on this planet and I know he loves me back. So you know, I can just brush off your comments, and know that you were just someone who was desperately trying to get me mad enough to fight in a wrestling match. So you can help your career. But you always knew deep down that what you were saying was total bullshit, I mean, that is the reason you did what you did to make me believe that I was getting married...right? After all, after the idle taunting was not effective, you had to go after something that you knew that would make sure that I get the message that I shouldn't ignore you. You also knew that I would be easily fooled into thinking I might get married soon, because you know how much I believe in my relationship with Jericho. I really believe that one day, marriage will be something that comes our way. So I would be easily fooled by what you did, but you’re going to find out Jackie. Playing dirty like that and messing with my heart comes with a heavy price. You’re going to learn that at Survival of the Fittest Jackie Gayda. But you know, in all due time. Since you are about talking about relationships, let's talk about your "relationship". You know Jackie, I don't think you really know what a real relationship is, but here you are ready to marry John Cena. You know, it's kinda funny Jackie. I mean for months while you were out of the Extreme Measures Federation, you know what Cena was doing right? He was screwing Trish while he was in Revolution, making "unborn babies" and such. He even admitted that it was because he wanted to get ahead in the EMF; doesn't that make him a man whore? All this while you were watching on in the WWE, ha...you know Jackie. I think you have to realize something; there is a reason why the divorce rate is so high. You and Cena are a prime example of it; I want to ask you something. If he's fine with screwing Trish just to get ahead, who's to say that he's not going to cheat on you Jackie? Who's to say that he won't do the same thing to you while your back is turned, and he's down on his luck in the Extreme Measures Federation? There is no promise Jackie, because once a man whore, always a man whore. Cena calls himself "the Franchise" and will do anything to make sure that he stays "the Franchise", and in the end Jackie...you will find out that you were just another name on the Franchise list of sluts. Jericho and I on the other hand, there is one thing that I know with me and him. Our relationship is strong and it's already proven through the test of time, and has cleared everything that has been thrown in its way. Which is everything and a lot more. When and if the time comes to get married, I'm confident that a marriage with us would not fall apart such as I believe yours is going to fall apart, it's just a matter of time Jackie, just keep that in mind...just a matter of time. So keep that in mind the next time you want to talk about relationships, ok.

.::the Couch::.-Judging from the Women’s title match in which Miss Jackie won the women’s championship. You know that John Cena might be at ring side. Do you have any concerns?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well, of course that is a concern. John Cena has changed; he's no longer the fan favorite. Now he's hanging around the likes of Barbwire Chris, and Punisher. I suppose it could be a lot worst. He could be proclaiming what a great heel he is in a promo, where half of the fans don't know what the hell a heel is. But...oh yeah, I spoke too soon, because he did in his match against Daemon Archaos, god what a try hard. But anyways, I do wonder if he is going to get involved, if you saw a while ago before his match with Trish. Cena came into my office trying to get Rhyno out from around ringside of the women’s title match. Being that Cena had no problem F-Uing Trish when he broke up with her, I knew that he posed a threat to Trish if Rhyno was not around. My thought then was to ban Rhyno and Cena, so that there would be no outside interference at all. But then there was a thought that came to mind that he could always just get one of his Elite teammates to help his girlfriend out. With Rhyno away from ring side, Trish would not have a chance in hell if the right situation presented itself for the Elite. This was my reason to let Rhyno and Cena to be at ring side. Because I knew that at least Trish would have some back up then, and maybe it would keep the Elite out of it and Trish would have a fighting chance. This didn't make Cena too happy, and I know he probably hates me now. Which I couldn't give a rats ass about, but it does now pose a threat to me now. Now that Jackie has a found a way to get me into match. This was something I did not want to do, she insulted me, taunted me, she did everything to get me into the ring. Like I said Couch, I see what's going on here. I'm only a tool for Jackie to use, because she knows what I have done in the RWA. She wants to be known as the best, and do that she wants to beat people with big names to be known as legends as fast as possible. Jackie is desperate to make this happen, and John Cena is clearly will do anything in his power to make sure his girlfriend accomplishes this. You see Cena has a lot on the line to make sure he and Jackie succeed. I mean just think of what they will say if Cena does not do well on his own, I mean they could say that without Revolution Cena was nothing, that maybe it wasn't Rhyno after all that was the weak link...rather it was Cena, Rhyno was really the glue that held the team together. Jackie, Cena let me remind you of something, that very well could be the case. I know you two come from the WWE reality, so let me put an example that you two would understand. In the WWE reality, there was a team known as the Hardy Boyz that my other version use to manage. Matt and Jeff Hardy were a great team, but the general feeling was Jeff Hardy was going to be the next Shawn Michaels. But when the Hardyz broke up, we soon found out that Jeff was almost lost without his brother Matt Hardy, after he went to Smackdown and started his Version 1 gimmick. John Cena, for that reason is why I worry about you being at ring side. Because you don't want to be the next Jeff Hardy, someone that was told he could do all these great things. But when the truth was that you were not as good as people said that you were. We all also know it would kill you that if all of a sudden, out of no where that Rhyno proved that he was really the glue that held Revolution together, that you didn't make him. He made you that would drive you insane...wouldn't it Cena? So you’re going to do that what you do after Revolution is going to be just as successful. To make sure this happens, John Cena is going to do whatever it takes to keep gold in his current stable, which is the Elite. Cena I'm going into a match with your girlfriend, you and Jackie see me as a spring board for the Elite, as well as Jackie's own personal career. Something you can brag about, on and on if Jackie was to win this match at Survival of the Fittest somehow. I know deep down you see me as a threat as well. You know that from what you saw at Hell on Earth against Sierra, that I still got fight left in me. That I could very well take the women’s championship from your girlfriend Jackie Gayda. Since we know you got no problem harming women, I know that you would have no problem trying to hurt me Cena. Cena face it, your scum. If you had the chance in our match, you would use that sledgehammer that you threaten me with in my office that one day, or even give me an F-U. Just as long as it benefits you and your little girlfriend Cena, you don't give a rat’s ass that you harm the Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation. Someone that could snap her fingers, and destroy the dreams of you, Jackie and the Elite. You live in a dream world where the Elite run the place, but you will find out that if a staff member like myself takes a stand, that they, the "mighty" Elite will crumple before the Other World. So before you, or your stable mates decide to get into the match. I want you to think about that. I also want you to think that I'm not alone either; you see I got a man behind me as well in this match. A man who defeated the legend Triple H. A man who fought to get my job back on the biggest stage of them all. Even though the odds were against him four to one, he still fought for me through all that, and would have won if it wasn't for some outside interference by that midget thug Tazz. He is also the man who will not hesitant, if you try to help Jackie to make you just another name on his list of careers he killed. He is now widely known as the "Slayer of Careers", he is my boyfriend "Y2J" Chris Jericho!! While I know Jericho's only one man, and can be blindsided, or out numbered. I know he'll fight to the death for me, so Cena I wouldn't try anything. So Cena, you may come to ring side. Because while I know you are a desperate man, I know that there isn't a damn thing you can do. Sure, even if you are able to blindside my boyfriend to cost me the match, to make sure that Jackie keeps the women’s championship of the Extreme Measures Federation. Then you have got to wonder if it will even matter, because I won't let you get away it Cena. You won't get away with getting involved in this match Cena, so Cena before you even try to attack me. Keep in mind that your career could be over even if Jackie stays the women’s champion after she's down with her match with Amy Dumas.

.::the Couch::.-Chris Jericho, I would like for you to get your thoughts on this match, and the possibility of Elite being involved in this match. Which of course would include Jackie's boyfriend John Cena and the Hall of Famer here in the Extreme Measures Federation you have not gotten along with recently in Punisher.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-This match with Jackie Gayda, and my girlfriend Amy Dumas is going to be huge. Right now I know that Jackie is on a mission to prove that she is without the doubt the greatest women’s athlete in the Extreme Meausures Federation. As Amy said, it would seem that she has no problem with using other women who proved that they were legends in this business. Amy seems to be only one target of Jackie...Jackie, Jackie, Jackie. You know while you have already proved that you are a decent women’s wrestler. There is one thing that is clear that Amy has, that you do not. I know that in the end, it's most likely going to spell your downfall. Of course, it's not the fact Amy looks the hell of a lot better than you Jackie. But then again how could you ever compete with this *looks up and down Amy*. But no, it's something that will actually have to do with the match for the women’s title. You see the thing that you lack Jackie, is clearly the brains. "The most intelligent diva in the Extreme Measures Federation" are you Jackie? Please Jackie stop while your ahead, because you have already demo straight your lack of brains, there is no claiming that you aren't a complete idiot anymore. You see Amy Dumas with myself was one of the masterminds behind the Other World invasion. Not only that, she has always had to be a little smarter than anyone that has tried to get in our way. You see, I couldn't have fooled the world on who Angelica Boycott really was without her. So really you’re not up against a great athlete Miss Jackie. No you are up against someone with brains, something you can't replace no matter how hard you try. Your lack of brains shows in the fact you think that doing whatever you can to get Amy into a match. That this is really going to help you prove that you somehow are better than her all in one match. Jackie I want to put it in my terms, I'm known as the "Slayer of Careers" for a reason. It's because I have killed many of careers, legends, mid-carders and jobbers alike. Let me ask you something Jackie and I'll try to make sure you understand. What if...Amy and I stopped at the Godfather? The Godfather was the very first person that fell at the hands at "the King of the World" Chris Jericho and "the Queen of Extreme" Amy Dumas. In our reality Jackie, the Godfather was a legend; he was the best of the best. He was much like X-Cold was for the Extreme Measures Federation. Knowing you and Cena, Jackie you are probably wondering who the hell the X-Cold, damn you newbie’s know nothing. I won't get you into any detail, but X-Cold was known as one of the greatest legends that the Extreme Measures Federation ever had. Believe me; I know...I was in the ring with him. Believe me I know, I have no shame in saying I lost that day. Because around that time, I was still somewhat green. But regardless, I can tell you that he was as good as most have heard. The Godfather was that same type of quality of wrestler, Amy and I ended his career to make him the first name on the list. Now Jackie, did we dance around saying "oh, look at us...we killed the Godfather's career. We must be so much better, than he ever was". You see how stupid that sounds Jackie; of course it only could come out of that hallow place where you think there is a brain. We knew that our career could never be based on one, two, or three matches. No matter whom they were against. No, so the stable that Amy and I met in, the Corporate Hitmen went on to run off all their enemies from the RWA-WCW. They ran to the RWA-WWF, they knew that we would come sooner or later Chris Jericho and Amy Dumas would come for their careers. Thus when they knew that the time was near, they ended their career. When I came to the RWA-WWF with maybe some help that no one knows about, was able to get to beat Triple H for the first time in his career in the RWA-WWF. You are right Gayda, the RWA is dead...somewhat. You see, we then took our career to the next level, and extending our legacy that would have died with the RWA by invading the Extreme Measures Federation with the thought in mind that we were going to make sure that the RWA did not die. We meet a lot of resistance. But through all that, through having our team of Hall of Famers fall away. Jarrett Carthallion making Tazz turn on myself and Amy. They all learned that in the end, you can not stop the Other World. You can not break us. We break you, and that is what everyone that has gotten in our way has learned. As well as future generations of Extreme Measures Federation superstars will remember about Chris Jericho and Amy Dumas. Jackie, you say that the RWA is dead? But I say the RWA memory is very much alive, because if you look at the history books of the Extreme Measures Federation, it will always say that the RWA existed. You see the point is Miss Jackie, Amy and I did not make our legend on one, two, or three matches. We did it because we actually did something that got us noticed; you think that winning a championship and keep it for a long time isn't going to cut it. Jarrett thought that, and look where he is. The only claim to fame he has is he's just another person who's career I've totally ruined. So what if you beat one or two of the women you name, what if their injured like Sierra, or clam ring rust like Ashlee could...or was it she was having a BADDDDDDD day (sorry, had to). So while you say that Amy's women’s championship means nothing, which means by extension my RWA-WWF hardcore title means nothing, but it all means what you believe about is wrong. But what else is new, you actually think you’re going to step into that ring, and then face Amy Dumas. Believe you really can win, Jackie Gayda you are stepping into the ring with the greatest women’s champion of all time. While I know Amy has resolved to stay out of matches due to her Vice President job, I know the stuff you have done. I'm going to be happy to witness the beating that you receive. But you know, you know why I keep going on and on Gayda. Because just like Amy said, you think were really foolish to think that this is going to be a fair match? You think for one second that I will have my guard down so that John Cena can try to cost Amy the match? Cena the only problem I got with you is the fact is that you did the same thing that your leader Big Jackass did, you tried to intimidate Amy into a decision she didn't believe was a fair for anyone involved other than yourself and Jackie. I dealt with you then Cena as I should have, Cena I know you might have just be messing with Amy. That still does not give you a right to try to bring back bad memories just so that you can force her hand in a decision she must make. But you know Cena, while I'm somewhat worried about you costing Amy the match; I'm more worried about you trying to harm Amy. Oh yeah, I know you got no problem hitting a woman. You think you might even go as low as use that sledgehammer, but let me put this you even bring that sledgehammer. Then your not asking to get your career ended, but remember what I said when you were in Amy's office last. That wasn't a threat junior, that was a promise. That goes for any other weapon you want to think about it, for example that chain you like to wear around your neck. You try to use that, I'll make sure your knocked out by that very same chain, deforming your face so much that Jackie won't be able to recognize you. It would be too bad too; there was someone that had a bright career ahead of him. But he was too cocky, you might know him...his name is Randy Orton. Cena there is reason why Orton hasn't wrestled other than at First Blood 2004, and Unleashed 2005. Because even though he made me get rid of this match to gain the First Blood 2004 match. Randy Orton ego was hurt, after I beat him at Hell on Earth. So Cena I would think twice about trying to cost Amy the match, I'll be down there to prevent it. But I know I might be out manned on this one, but then again that hasn't stopped me before. Remember, I was just out numbered at First Blood. That didn't stop me from beating the hell out of every ass clown in that match. But I know that I will have to probably deal with that crazy bastard Barbwire Chris, as well as that other jackass Punisher as well. I know that were not exactly high on the Elite list, but there is so many more people I may have to protect Amy from. But then now that I think about it, I probably won't have to worry about them at all. First off...I hear that "Revolution" is back, you know Revolution was a good stable at one time, I wouldn't say as good as many people hype it to be, but a good stable none-a-less and this so called return of it is sickening. I mean you might as well not call them Revolution, I think a better name that fits them is the "C-team" because that's exactly what the members of that stable are composed of. Two of the stables haven't had one match, and the best member is Joy. Cena, I know you wanted to be like Hulk Hogan, but this is taking it too far. I mean your obsession with being like Hogan has gone so far that you have now created your own B-Squad nWo. So maybe I don't have to worry about Revolution helping out Cena and Jackie, and on the case they do. The only red Chris Masters will see is his own blood the minute he goes near Amy, and if Carlito wants to run down, I might as well end the career of Carlito all together. Because all the Jerichohalics are tired of seeing that cheap ass, knock out version of the Highlight Reel Carlito like's to host. Then we got the other person that might be a threat, Matt Hardly. You know, I should beat the hell out of him just for the stuff that he said about Amy. But then I realized one thing, and that this guy is harmless. After all he is Hardly a boy, which means he's nothing more than a whiney little bastard, what he going to do to interrupt this match..post on his message board on how much he hates Amy? So it would seem that are true threat here is the members of Elite, and I know that we probably don't have too many friends now a days that would help us out if I were to be out numbered. But know I will do what it takes to make sure that at the very least either one of you don't harm Amy Dumas. I'll do what I can to make sure that you don't cost her the match either. John Cena, now I remember from you appearing in Amy's office here when you were trying to get Rhyno bared from ring side you said that "I can assure you if Rhyno so much as lays a finger on Jackie.. me and my trusty sledgehammer might just meet him". Cena, I think this is where you and I can agree. Understand that I'm doing much the same thing; I don't want Amy to be attacked by outside interference as much as you didn't want Rhyno to interfere in Jackie's match against Trish. You think I think you were kidding by saying that. I know you weren't, but Cena so aren't I. But I think we can come to agree on something. Because whether you will admit it, you are probably worried that I might try to help Amy out. But Cena the truth is Amy doesn't need my help, I know what type of wrestler she is. So as long there is no outside interference from you, the Elite, or anyone acting on the Elites behalf. Then there will be no problem with me. But Cena I will be out there, I don't care you decide not to show up at ring side, it might be for the better. You’re a bit of a loose cannon Cena, but you will find out if you try anything that so am I when the safety of my girlfriend is in danger, much like you. It's clear you can relate to that notion. So as long as were cool as far as that goes, then we will see who wins this match. But I know even if it isn't you might have any control over some of your other teammates. That's fine Cena, you should make sure that they know not to do anything or it will get ugly in a hurry. In fact if either one of the Elite happens to somehow cost her the match against Jackie. Then remember this, the Other World doesn't get mad....they get..........get..........GET...EVEN.

(Once they finish with the never ending promo of doom that has not even begun to scrap the surface on ideas I have for this promo. The couple...*Jericho and Amy almost look up out of habit, but then remember that they are a couple now* walk out of the Vice Presidents office. But before they can go anywhere, they run into Christian. Both look at each other annoyed.)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Didn't I tell you to leave us alone CLB?

.::Christian::.-Calm down Jericho, I just over heard your promo, and I figured that I might be able to help you.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Really how so, and why?

.::Christian::.-Hey, we are friends right...right...*Jericho and Amy give him dirty, "you are up to something" looks*...don't look at me like that, AAHHHHHHHHHH. Alright, alright, I'll explain you see that what I said was half of the truth. Really I just had a natural hate for that poser rapper, that marky mark wanna-be John Cena! So I thought that if you needed some help, I could always back you two up against Jackie's match against Amy.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-I still don't believe there is nothing else that your up to something. Though as for being a poser rapper, you’re about right in this reality. John Cena can't even begin to try to rap in this reality.

.::Christian::.-So your saying, he's prone to be beaten in this reality, *gets the dark Sideshow Bob look*....oh, Christian's across realities have been waiting for a version of John Cena like this one. It's time to take my spotlight muhahahahahahahah...

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-What, they couldn't beat him in a battle rap in the reality that Cena stayed as the prototype?

.::Christian::.-Well, he confused that Christian with beeping machine sounds and drove him nuts, that version of me ran off to somewhere and hasn't been seen since. *Christian gets a far away look in his eyes* Some people say he's dead.....others just believe he lives in a shack with an extreme paranoia that the machines will come to life and get him. *Christian returns to normal* Anyways, enough about alternate realities...you think I should challenge Cena to a battle rap?

.::Amy Dumas::.-I wouldn't do that if I were you, our narrator is lucky if he can rhyme.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-He has his moments though.

.::Christian::.-Alright, alright...I'll just beat the hell out of him if you need it.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-I'm sure I can handle Cena if I got to protect Amy from outside interference. Though it is good to hear we got some more back up, for Cena just in case, though what about the rest of the Elite?

.::Christian::.-*Christian sounds like he's panicking*....You're talking about the Hall of Famer Punisher....the guy who can't be pinned. Kicks everyone ass and that crazy son of bitch who likes to smash people with things like pig heads, and cut people up with weed wackers known as Barbwire Chris?!

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-That would be them; I got a feeling that they might try to help Jackie and Cena. Were already on Punisher's shit list that's for sure

.::Christian::.-Well if that happens....nice knowing you both.

(Christian runs away commando style, as Jericho smacks his face. Amy turns to Jericho and says)

.::Amy Dumas::.-We need to pick braver friends...

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-That's for sure....anyways we got that in-ring promo right?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah, it should be starting in a little bit. So we better get started to the stage.

(Jericho and Amy after that event with Christian walk through the arena, on their way to the ring entrance. The camera obviously follows them as they are walking you can hear the noises of the crowd as they watch some match, then the bell ringing signaling that the match is over. Around that time, Jericho and Amy just so happen to reach the tech. area (how covenant...). Amy walks up to one of the workers.

.::tech workers::.-Hello Ms. Dumas, and Mr. Jericho would you like your entrance music set up so you can go to the ring? I'm assuming this has to do with cutting a promo with your match with Jackie Gayda coming up.

.::Amy Dumas::.-That's the plan.

.::tech worker::.-Alright, would you like to use your theme, or the Other World theme?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Actually, I think this is a good time to try out the new version of the Other World song that we had made for me.

(Jericho starts to joke around with Amy)

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-This should get Christian to mark out.

(Amy looks at Jericho with an amused look, and then playfully punches him on the arm.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-oh shut up Jericho, the singer only sounds like the girl who sings Christians theme. Alright let's get ready to go.

.::"Y2J" Chris Jericho::.-Alright.