Nine years ago, there existed an orgranization known as the RWA. This orgranization was more than just one wrestling federation, rather this orgranization was much like the NWA. It was a organization in which many wrestling promotion flew their flag under. Even though it only lasted two years, the impact of the RWA was undeniable. When a superstar even had a small bit of success it was a big deal, and they would become a highly sought after talent for any federation. Such as even if you were only a two time hardcore champion, and semi-main eventer in the RWA. To any other federation, that made you god to the other federations. Ok...anyways, I should probably stop my RPer ego trip. Anyways, this was not only because the organization was huge, but it was also talented. In fact it had a level of excellence that was so high that it would end up being the RWA's undoing, because the moment it even slipped a little bit. The people in charge just gave up on the RWA, the expectations were that high. So to say that there were many legendary figures within this organization would be an understatement. However, we will only concern ourselves with one, one that not only effected the RWA's history, but the EMF's as well. Her name was Lita, or as we know her now...Amy Dumas. Her amazing talent inside of the ring, not only made her a force within the women's division, but at times it allowed her to sometime even attempt to win male titles. A key example of this happened in January of 2001, where she became the first woman to enter the Royal Rumble. A Rumble where the world championship was on the line. However, it was not only her inring ability that drew attention to Lita. Even though she was a tomboy who didn't like to show off her body as much as a other woman in her position might. As she turned down posing nude in playboy earlier in her career, because she wanted to be known as a wrestler only. Even with that...she still was considered one of, if not the most beautiful divas in any federation she was in. Having many, many men fall for her, a list that includes Crash Holly, Matt Hardy, and even the RWA-WCW owner Mr. Right. However, just for the record, none of them actually became Amy's boyfriend. It wasn't anything personal, it was just that her heart always belonged to one Chris Jericho. So we fast forward to 2009, and a lot has happened to this once kind hearted woman. Through the years between, she had became some what of a hero to the fans of the Extreme Measures Federation. A woman who helped her friends in their time of need, even at her own expense. She always fought the good fight, and despite other claims. She never misused her power, even when it could have saved her very nice ass. But something happened a long the way, as the years went on, she began to hear complaining from the locker room. People who never even pulled in close to the money she had began whining, because she was put in front of a camera so much. Even though the numbers would suggest it was just good business. Amy just shrugged it off, and smiled. She never took it out on those people, even though some might suggest she might have behind the scenes. But as the years went on, it started to wear on Amy, as the most complaining came while she was feuding with a man two times her size. Then finally the breaking point came at the last slammies when the face of the year was announced. "The X-Factor" Dan Godwin shocked the EMF by becoming the surprise winner, breaking the Jericho's three year reign with that title. Amy was gracious in defeat, but you could see that she was very hurt. Not only because she lost the award, but Kevin Bourne, a man who had only been in the EMF a few weeks in 2007 almost beat her as well. With this on top of everything that had happened before this changed Amy, and not for the better. She felt that the fans no longer cared for her, so she wasn't going to care about them, and she decided to care about the one person who mattered, herself. This change started when she announced that she had romantically linked with her arch-enemy John Cena, divorcing the man for years she proclaimed to be her soul mate, Chris Jericho. She became a bitter woman who actually would do everything she was once unrightfully accused of just for her benefit. Her reasoning was that she was tired of suffering for people who didn't do half the things that she did for this company. She not only demanded the spotlight, but she took it. Everything in life that she felt that she denied herself in the past, she took it, not caring who was hurt with this act. During this change, Amy also changed her image. She no longer was the tomboy that everyone loved, she decided to now act, and dress like a woman. With this change, the fact that she was one time forced to pose nude for playboy along with her good friend Maria was now a good thing. This also would give her even more spotlight than she already had, which of course brought out two jealous divas, but not just any other divas. In fact the two divas were former playboy cover girls Christy Hemme and Ashley Massaro. Ashley and Christy wanting the spotlight that Amy and Maria now had pointed out Amy and Maria's supposive flaws. Which would make their playboy issue a failure, but they weren't going to wait for the playboy issue to come out to prove their point, no, because that would mean people would still buy the issue. Instead Christy decided to challenge the new cover girls to a wet and wild, bra and panties match with a required color of clothes being white. With all these elements, we probably will have a very good preview of the playboy issue. Will Ashley and Christy plan work to not only embarrass Amy and Maria in front of the world, but to ruin sales for Amy and Maria's playboy? Or will they be the one's embarrassed? Once again showing off their assets to a much bigger crowd of people than before? Well...one things for sure...we'll be seeing a lot of boobies, so who really gaves a rat ass about any of those questions?

(We fade into a scene at Cena mansion where Amy Dumas is looking at some bride's magazine on a couch. She is wearing a sexy purple dress. After sometime she puts down the magazine, and she sigh's in contentment.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-You know, this is the life I should have been living the entire time. A life where I get what I want, rather than just giving ungrateful people everything as they want, while I'm always left out. I'm not sure why I put up with it for so long, I look around the Extreme Measures Federation, and all I see is whiners. Even if their getting more than others, they still whine about not getting more than they already have. Sure, the negative about this all is that I have less friends, but when I really think back about it...were the people I called my friends really my friends? Jackie was only my friend when it came to helping her out. I want to ask you people, when did she ever lift a finger to help me when I was in a jam? When did she ever attempt to be happy for me when something good happened to me? The answer you people are probably searching for is never. Everytime something good happen to me, it was never a big deal for Jackie. Unless it came at Jackie's expense, then she went all jealous on me. It was hard to see her ugly duckling friend getting a little attention, or love. Sure, she tried in the end to prove to me that she could do something that would put me in the spotlight over her by releasing these photo's. But do you think she would have done that had I not told her I didn't want to be her friend anymore? If that's what I had to do to get her to act like a friend for once, then I don't need her as a friend. Besides, outside of myself, how has me getting what I deserve effected anything. I mean Money Inc. they think their insulting more now, but really...they haven't said anything I haven't heard. Yeah Tomko...yeah Kennedy, keep on shoveling. Maybe you'll actually find a story with some actual facts behind it. *she laughs, and shakes her head* You know, before I get on topic....I just want to say I love Money Inc's stories, especially their favorite one. Sure, the only things anyone can prove about it is Tomko and Kennedy left the EMF. Something that any staff member that was at that meeting can confirmed that it was my now husband to be John Cena's decision. Go ahead, look it up, I have nothing to hide. Then when they come back, I up and front said I wasn't going to give in to their demands, John did. The same man that put them out in the streets actually gave him their jobs back. Yet he's somehow the devil to them now, yeah...great logic guy's. I loved how after I announced to the world that I was starting a relationship with John that somehow proved their conspiracy theories true. Neverminding the fact that if I was this forth coming with the information of my relationship with John in the first place. You would think if it existed at any time before this, that I probably would have said so. I mean there was nothing special about the Shockwave I announced my relationship to John. What happened, happened then, so I told the world about it. Nothing more, nothing less. So keep reaching guy's, I love the way you continue to make asses of yourselves. What you do is too easy, it's never your guy's fault, it must be someone else's, that's the cowards way out. You want me to prove it? Well, I will by not only doing the same exact thing they do, but come up with a story that is a lot more likely. It would be more likely that Tomko and Kennedy caught John in an experimental time, and was giving him gay sex. When he realized he didn't like it, he fired Kennedy and Tomko. Tomko and Kennedy came back with pictures they black mailed John with, and they got their jobs back. You see, that makes a lot more sense than the BS story they like to tell if you look at the personalities, and the facts we know about everyone involved. Sure, it's not true, and I admit it's not true. I just made it up to show how easy it is. Where in their story I would have to evily seduce John to fire them, and then somehow I lost my effect on John for the exact month that they just so happen to make their come back, then evily seduce him again until now. Even though they haven't yet been fired. My god, their stupidity never ceases to make me laugh. In fact, one of the funny things is that they blindly take shots in the dark about how I'm this corrupt, bitch who mis-used her power. Then years later, just because I became John's girlfriend...well all of their claims MUST be true! But maybe they forgot something, when they came back...I never lied about being involved with them keeping them out of the EMF, at least when it came to the demands they asked for to come back. That's one thing I admited, and only further proves when I do something, I stand up and say "yeah that was me". Look at the tapes, it's right there for everyone to see, but I had a good reason. Because I knew if I gave into their demands they would become egomainics that think they should be handed everything, and surprise that's exactly what happened! John...hun, if you see this...I hate to be a typical woman...but told you so. That's right Ken Kennedy...Tyson Tomko, have you ever heard yourself. You both probably have had more world title shots than anyone this year easily, you been handed just about everything your hearts have desired. Yet you sit there, and whine, whine, whine about what you DON'T get. You can deny it all you want, but we can always go into the films and prove you wrong. Something you can never do with your claims...so keep it up, the world needs laughter. I do give one of you props though...at least we know who the brains in Money Inc is. MVP could have cost me my job at Survival of the Fittest, but he didn't, he knew who draws the money into this dump. He knew that costing me my job would effectively cost him his in the future. I mean had we lost the Survival of the Fittest match. I wouldn't have cared that much, John and I have more enough money for us, our children, our children's children's to retire on the spot. I wouldn't miss it at all, I can focus on being a mom, and giving John all the babies he wants. Yet Montel was intelligent enough to realize that I'm not so bad of a staff member that getting rid of me bypassed anything else. So I'm impressed...one member of Money Inc. can actually see the facts for what they are...so guess that's a positive. Even if he makes his partners look even more stupid than they already do themselves...but hey, you can't change the truth, right?

(Amy shakes her head, and gives a smile.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Now I know you are wondering why I'm going on about Money Inc., when I have a match. Well, I got a feeling that it doesn't matter, but there is a point. You see I wanted to prove that it's no mystery I have a lot of people who are jealous of me. Even when I was pandering to the fans, and those people I thought were my friends. I had a lot of people who were jealous of me, namely the biggest one of those people was Jackie Gayda. The moment that anyone said I was good looking, it looked like she wanted to kill someone. It was really all petty, and makes me wonder why I didn't dump her as a friend years ago. But now that I have, and I'm living the life I should have been. Not much has changed, I still have people who are jealous of me, just for some different reasons...and some for the same. But thankfully, the people are different, which is somewhat refreshing...I suppose. So Christy Hemme, Ashley Massaro, so you two are the new people jealous of how I look? I can't say I blame you, I mean...look at you, and look at me, no contest. Christy, it seems that we have a long storied history, but for the life of me, I can't remember the exact reason why you hate me. I knew it before June 2007, and after it...it was like it was just erased from my memory. So either I'm going to guess that the memory wasn't 4 real, or someone is screwing with my long term memory, you be the judge. All I do remember is ever since you have stepped into the Extreme Measures Federation, you have had this chip on your shoulder about me. So much in fact, you decided to not only come into my house uninvited, not once, but twice, both times you broke into my home, you threaten me while I was extremely pregnant with my little girl Ashley. Now what type of monster does that? Well obviously someone that is so wrapped up in their selves that nothing else matters. Something horrible could have happened then, and just because you hate me for some petty reason that I doubt you even remember, you still proved how petty you are, putting your stupid grudge in front of an innocent babies life, regardless if nothing happened, or not. I'm not so sure that I even want to jokely say that I'm glad that time hasn't changed you, because clearly you are someone that needs a change or two. Maybe you can finally break your boyfriendless streak, I mean I hear Devin Malis is avaliable. I hear if you need career, and life changes...he's the one to go to, but for now I'm going to have to deal with you how you are. So it seems like since the last time I've seen you, that things haven't gotten much better for you. You are still losing everytime you step into the ring, so much in fact that we got tired putting you in the ring. As much as you want to try to put that on me, that's not my fault. The people want to see talent who they believe actually has a chance to win a match or two. Not one that would only win when pig's fly, and even if that were to happen, then they STILL rather not see you. I bet it's becoming pretty clear why I started off talking about Money Inc. first in this promo, because like them, you take the cowards way out, blaming everyone else for your short comings. Anyways, let's fast forward into the current situation we find ourselves in. When you came out with your little playboy has been buddie Ashley Massaro, I talked about the fact you might be a little threaten. I mean, I am very proud of my wrestling days, and even though I should have grown up a little sooner. Still, I wouldn't have changed my wrestling days for anything. But now that I'm retired from the ring, I think it's time to show that I am a woman too. That I'm just as attractive of a woman as any girl in that locker room, if not more so, and that's what threatens you, right? Because before when I came out in my baggy pants, and non-revealing shirts. Still there was men who drooled when I entered the arena, there still was "Amy marry me" signs in the arena, and one on a message board. Not sure who Mike is, but that's besides the point. Now that I'm showing off my body a little bit more, it's been really eating at you...hasn't it Christy? So when you heard that Maria and my playboy was going to actually come out, it was just a little too much for you. After all, taking off your clothes, and showing your boobs is the only thing you can do well. The fact that Maria and I were now taking that away is eating you up inside. So you want to come into this match, and prove that Maria and I bodies are everything that Ashley say they are. You really think my boobs are saggy? Well, really if you think that, then your much more stupid than you could ever accuse Maria of being, because even if you pull it off. All you'll do is make these people realize that I and Maria are as hot as they say we are, and exposing our bodies...well, will just make you an after thought. But do you think for one minute I'm going to give these people a free preview? Hell no...in fact I want to make sure that they have to pay to see what my body looks like. Don't worry about me being ready to go Christy, because I think John can tell you, you don't have to worry about my energy level with all the sex I get lately. I'm build to go, and keep going all night, and all day *sudden in the background you can hear a "whoooo" off in the distance. Amy stops, gathers her thoughts, and continues*....anyways, that won't be a factor, I can tell you that, which is unfortunate for you. Because if that was true, that might be the only thing that could have saved you from the worse day in your life. After all, I do have to get some revenge. Don't think I have forgotten what happened at First Blood Christy, because I haven't. My hair is important to me, and for someone to dye it blonde on the biggest stage we have is something I will not soon forget. Although Christy, don't be too proud, you really had nothing to do with it. Let me remind you that I pinned you in that match for the 1......2....3, you were just the ploy to embarrass me. But regardless if you had nothing to do with it, still you are the one left holding the bag so to speak, and so you will be the one that pays. Sure we are suppose to be soaking ourselves with water, but if you think I won't throw down the stupid water guns, and start kicking your ass for real then you got another thing coming. If I get that chance, I'm going to make sure that you are sorry that you ever played a part in what happened to my hair, that much is for sure.

(She calms down, because obviously thinking about that First Blood is bugging her, then she continues.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Now on to Ashley Massaro, now you have said a lot of hurtful things about me, and I'm sure I will talk about them soon...but I'll be honest. Past the recent things that have happened, I really don't know how you really are as a person. However, I can look at the things I see from the outside, and make a pretty good guess. Ashley, I'm going to say what everyone has been dying to say since you entered into the wrestling world, but just didn't have the guts to say it. You are a poser, there, I said it. Now it's out in the open, and you want to know why you are a poser? I kind of alluded to it during the playboy cover unveiling. If you look at pictures of Ashley before she decided to enter into the WWE's diva search, there wasn't one any indication that she liked punk rock, not one! It was only after she decided to join the wrestling world that she magically infuses herself with a culture I've been in since I was in my teenage years. I think it's pretty clear who you are ripping off, I don't even need to say, I think you know who. I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, huh Ashley? Well I guess I would have more respect for you if you just said you were a big Lita fan, and wanted to be like me. But I seriously doubt that you will, and you'll continue with this whole BS story that this is who you truly are. Which has less chance being true, than people actually caring whether you and CM Punk are "just friends" or not. Although, I can tell that you want some people to care, why else did you decide to talk about my personal life one moment, and then throw a little temper tantrum when I talked about my personal life in response. Jealous much that no one cares? I think I know why no one really cares about your relationship with Punk. Let's see....man and a woman...who claim their only partners...but their is clear sexual tension. Sounds familar, oh that's right, that's because that is exactly what happened with Jericho and I. Geez Ashley, I feel like TwilighT with the amount of times you have ripped me off, and unlike TwilighT. We don't even need to see you in light that reflects off of venus into swamp gas to realize you are just a Lita rip off. It's pretty clear to see, and I know why you did it. It's because your blonde little mind can't think of anything else. Sure you accuse Maria of being stupid, but has anyone ever seen Ashley's myspace. *mocking Ashley* You iz on meh myspace *Amy does the rock on hand signal as she laughs, and shakes her head*. What makes it even funnier is that you have a degree in communications. That college you got it from must really suck, because the last thing you know how to do is communicate. In fact someone has to make a book about translating your online rambling. We can call it "speaking Ashley". Anyways on to some of the things you have said a few weeks back. Seriously...is old all you got Ashley? I suppose I shouldn't have expecting anything better, but I guess there it is. First off Ashley, not only do you have no room to speak about being old, being that you'll be in the same exact position that I am in right now in four years. But does it really matter? A woman can look good into her forties, or even fifties if she takes care of herself. Take Lillian Garcia for example, I mean the general consensus is that guy's think she's hot, and she's in her 40's. She has to be, because god did she suck at her job, words can't discribe how horrible she was at her job. Yet you stand there, and say that my breasts are saggy? Or is that you hoping that they are saggy, so they don't look any worse than yours? Oh yeah, don't think I haven't heard about you Ashley. Sure I didn't actually see your playboy, but I've heard many things about the two ugly blobs you got in your bra. There are many things I've heard about you from that issue, but I think I will leave it at that, because I don't want to vomit in thought of what those things look like. No wonder no one bought your playboy. I do have a free idea for you Ashley for your next pointless wannabe tattoo. Get your name tattooed on your boobs, but put an extra "e" instead of the "y". That way the next time you try to show those things, people will be vomiting for something else other than how horribly deformed they supposively are. Ashley, I do have one thing to say to you, whether or not the rumors are true about your boobies. As far as who's boobs people rather see...I'm pretty sure it's mine, and probably deep down, from whatever toilet you are puking in as we speak you agree. I probably shouldn't have given you that mental image of your own boobs. Thankfully, I doubt I'll have to deal with Ashley due to the fact that I already exposed her...but not how she wants to be exposed. No I exposed her as the fake she really is, and I'll be surprised if we ever see her face for another year due to some lame excuse, such as...oh let's say...her non-existing daughter got sick.*in a mocking voice to Ashley* Oooooh thatz good, don't u think Ashley?

(Amy laughs a little bit, but then gets a thoughtful look on her face.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-You know...if you think about this match, you would almost think it would be better for Maria and I to lose. Were the one's in playboy, and were the one's who's bodies are going to be shown in that magazine, and in past years that is how it's gone. It doesn't matter what federation it is in, the story is the same. The new playboy girl comes out, and reveals her cover. Some self righteous bitch comes out, and goes on about how she is too good to be in playboy; therefore, no one should be. They get in a match of some kind at a big event, and the playboy girls always lose. A lot of the time they end up with very little clothes, it's like a curse or something. But it somehow always promotes the issue somehow, how convenient, huh? I suppose if there is a match where you happened to lose due to some fluke thing, and not feel bad about it, it's this one. Ashley and Christy are very familar with this curse, it happened during their playboy days. But here is the kicker in both of their matches, neither of their matches were diva matches where they showed off their bodies. Something they were trying to get people to want to see completely naked. No, no, no...they were straight up wrestling matches with the women's champion at the time, and right on schedule, they end up losing the match. So let me get this straight...it's not going to happen, but let's say it does. If we were to fall victim to the very same curse that all these playboy girls have in the past, all that happens is the people get a free preview of our issue. I'm not one to really give the people that preview...but it could very well happen. If it does happen, then it does, all that happens is people will want to see Maria and me naked more. Which means more money for us. But when it came to Ashley and Christy's match where they were in the same position. As I said, they were in straight up wrestling matches. So what message does losing in a straight up wrestling match that is surrounding their playboy issue send anyways Christy? Ashley? You think either of you two could answer that one, because I don't think I get it. Because to me the message you send is that "only losers pose in playboy", which is ironic, since that's what you both are anyways. Maybe you knew how horrible you two actually look underneath your clothes, and that's why you decided not to cost yourself money by giving away the surprise? It seems to be the one thing that makes sense. But regardless of this curse, I'm not going to fall victim to it if I have anything to say about it. The only person getting stripped and wet are you both, Maria and I are going to show the world why exactly the sales on Ashley's issue sucked, and why no one really care's about Christy Hemme now or in the past. These people don't deserve to see me or Maria like that without paying, and if I have anything to do with it...they won't

(Amy smiles a confident smile, then says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh, before I go, I just want to say a fond fairwell to the jackass known as Dan Godwin. You know Dan, these past few months, you have been the leading example of the people who drove me to this. I mean, it was you who proclaimed to the world that you would be there for me, wasn't it? You said you weren't going to let people push me around, because I was a woman. But I want to ask you something, because I know somewhere you are watching this...when people were pushing me around, even physically hurting me...where exactly where were you? You were no where to be found, and the one time you come to my aide, what do you do? You kick me in the face, thanks! Yet you stand there in the past few months, and act like I'm a bad person for finding a man who would actually protect me. Sure, it's your arch-enemy, but it's people like you that left me no choice, I had to do what was best for me. I'm a 135 pound woman, I'm sorry I can't take on people double my size, maybe if you ever regain the ability to talk, you can tell me why exactly why I'm the bad person in this situation. But considering how hard Randy Evans kicked you, I doubt I'll have my answer anytime soon. So I suppose...something to think about, I'll be waiting.

(Amy laughs a little as we fade away.)

Will Amy and Maria fall victim to the playboy curse? Will they be the ones to break it? Does anyone really give a rats ass? I suppose tune in to find out...or just see the boobies. I'll be tunning in to see the boobies, don't judge me...you know everyone of you will be too... (if your male)