(Ok...I think I'm scarred for life now; so what's next?)

.::Wiley::.-Your still not in the scene you want! I can get you back, but you'll have to do exactly as I....*the narrator punches Wiley, and yells insanely*...how did ya know that was the way back?

(We finally fade back into the home of the Jericho's a little bit later after we faded into the Twilight zone. She looks like a bit more composed from when we last saw her. But she still looks to be emotional.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Ok, you all probably saw me break down in tears earlier, and I know a lot of you are probably going to make fun of me for that. I say if you want to make fun of me, then you can go right ahead. It'll only prove what an insensitive asshole the person who chooses to do so truly is. I could name the people that are more than likely to run my moment of weakness in the ground, but then I would be stating the obvious. Well for the record...hypocrites Inc., maybe you guy's missed it, but I told you guy's that I would start wearing dresses, because I've come to terms that a 135 pound woman can do so much in the world of professional wrestling. That doesn't mean that I'm going to be a total weakling, and run away from any fight. If another girl wants to fight, I have no problem beating the hell out of her. I am still the toughest diva in the Extreme Measures Federation locker room. I just don't think I will be fighting men that are three times my weight. So if you think I'm weak because of that fact, then I'm ok with that, that's all me wearing dresses means. It has nothing to do with "giving the locker room easier access" or whatever bull shit Ken Kennedy said about me. Maybe he was talking about himself wanting easier access...hey I don't blame him. I'm hot; I'm a future playboy cover girl for a reason. But Kennedy....in your dreams, Brett Farve has more chance to magically become 25 again, than you have a chance with me. But to get back on topic, away from Kennedy's little crush on me. Me wearing a dress is my way of facing the truth that I'm a normal sized woman, and that's it. Maybe I was kidding myself thinking I could do all the things I thought I could do over the years. But there is one thing that I never hid from....the fact I'm a very emotional girl. I look around this house, remember all the dreams I had, all the memories I thought I would have here. It's very emotional to realize that was all a Fairy Tail...that it was never real. No matter what I did, I was just on the path to destruction if I tried to remain blind to that one truth. How dare each and every one of you people who drove me to this. You know who you are; you took everything I loved from this world. Because when I decided to become John Cena's girlfriend, it wasn't just to make him happy. Which he gets out of it anyways, but I did this more for me, and my daughter. I have denied myself things simply because it was the right thing to do, but no more! Not only do I plan on living the life I should have been living this entire time, but I plan on making all who had a part in taking this *she motions around the house* away from me. That's exactly what this match at Survival of the Fittest is for me. It's the one thing that stands in between my way of gaining the redemption I desire. Natasha Jones, it's you that stands in my way, and you must be removed. You should have left it alone Natasha, did you not know what you were getting yourself into when you decided to take the half of John's share? Did you believe that people would just lie down for you, and let you do what you want? Oh my mistake...lying down is your job after all. There is no other reason that you stand today as 25 percent owner of the Extreme Measures Federation, other than you opened your legs for John. Otherwise, no one would have known who you were. Sure, I know when you walk down the hall way, you probably hear people tell you what a great job you are doing, how much better you are to us. But I want you to think about this for a little while Natasha, do you think they tell you those things because they believe you are a "know it all of wrestling", and your actually doing a better job than me? No, that would be completely stupid, and don't kid yourself into thinking otherwise. There is something you need to know about those people who tell you those things Natasha. Those people are snakes in the grass, I know this because I have dealt with them almost every week trying to work their politics on me, but I never gave in to them, and that's why they hate me. They love to call me corrupt, but if they were able to find someone with power willing to do whatever they wanted. They would take advantage of that person. It's because they are the true corrupted people in the EMF, point in case. What did Ted Dibiase first do when he got a little power around the EMF? Did he make some sort of blockbuster match that I couldn't have possibly made in the first place...no? Did they introduce some sort of new concept match to get people excited....once again no! Did they bring in any new talent? Of course not...these guy's only care they get what they want, when they want it. So what did they want, a bunch of crap for themselves. Something I have never done, you can check the records, and you'll never find that I even used EMF money to get even something low cost like a new pencil. I would have never used EMF money like that, yet they get a pinball machine, among other useless stuff we don't need. Even though I took care of this action personally, my point still remains Natasha the people you put in charge are nothing more than self serving assholes. Yet you only put them in the position of power to get at us, you don't care about what happens to this company because of your jealous actions. You just want to use the power you have, because you're a bitter woman. You never could satisfy John like I could, hell; I'm yet to even have sex with him, and he still hangs on my every word. I'm sure that makes you angry Natasha. But I want to ask you something Natasha, because I know you are watching this too. Let me ask you two questions, do you really think you accomplished anything with all you have done thus far in the EMF? Because it seems like you are really proud of yourself allowing the inmates to run the asylum. But hold your answer, because before you answer that. As I said, I have one other question for you to ponder. Natasha, do you really think that you are going to walk into Survival of the Fittest, and be successful in taking John's power away from him, then on Shockwave firing us both publically from the business that we love? Now I know that your answers will probably vary from mine, but that's only because you're delusional. The real answers you are looking for are "no", and "HELL NO". Because Natasha you haven't accomplished anything, all you done so far is simply annoy me, and get in my way of my goal. This is to make sure that all the people who made fun of me, all the people who hurt me, all the people who turned their back on me get what's coming to them. Sure, I did this with good intensions; I wanted to be with a man that would take care of me. But now that I'm here, I won't forget what everyone that drove me to this did to me, and I will make them pay dearly. Because the fans, Jackie, and many more. They all did something to me that I thought no one would ever do. They broke my spirit, and that's not something that I can just let go, and not something that I can let stand. The redemption I speak of hangs in the balance at Survival of the Fittest, and if you think I'm going to let the chance to get back at everyone who hurt me. Well you are sadly mistaken. Sure, I did say that I realize I'm a 135 pound woman. I also realize that I only have one woman competitor in this match to fight, and the truth be told. I probably could flick her forehead, and she'd fall unconscious. So with little competition for me of my own gender, you'd think I might not have much use in this match. But you know... I think I might let out the tomboy out in me for one more time! I don't care if I have to fight insane monsters, overrated wrestlers, a balding woman beater, and of course, the before mentioned unconscious maid. I won't let either of you take away my redemption as you have taken away my dreams! And just as I told Natasha, if that means me fighting over my weight one more time...then so be it.

(Amy looks off camera for a few moments, and then looks back into the camera once again.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Truth be told, I actually do not want to hurt Natasha too bad. She always has tried to be nice to me. But it seems like she leaves me no other choice, she is dead set on having this match, knowing that she can't help her team, and that she is going to fail. Yet she tries anyways. I guess you could admire that...until you realize where this all comes from. Sure, I know everyone feels sorry for Natasha over what I did, but that's all because they are caught up in the moment. All they see is that John Cena has proved once again that he can't stay faithful, they don't see the truth. The truth is that you shouldn't feel sorry for Natasha Jones, because here is the fact. Natasha Jones was born into a rich family. How rich you ask...well even her own father doesn't even know, because it's too much to count. That's how rich her family is. We don't know much of the history of Natasha Jones, because she doesn't go into it. Maybe because it's so obvious what her history was growing up. She was that girl in High School that even though she had the personality of a wet dish rag, everyone wanted to be around her, because her family was rich enough to afford to get her anything she wanted. Wasn't that how it was Natasha, anytime you asked for something, you got it. You were never use to someone saying "no" to you, but you found out something in that time. As good as it felt to get what you wanted, and when you wanted. You realized you didn't have one thing that you craved....real respect, and real friends. Everyone around you pretended to like you, because your father was rich. Natasha, with you being too prideful, you wanted to prove that you were more than just a girl that happened to be born into money, and that you were more than just a pretty face. So you decided to prove all the doubters wrong by forming a plan to get away from your family. Not just in another part of England, but in a different country all together with little to no money. So you formed, and executed your plan to come to America to show that you could make it on your own. Sure, it would be a great story....if you could have accomplished it. But you didn't Natasha....did you? It didn't take you long to realize that you couldn't survive in the real world without Daddy's money. You at that point were face to face with all your flaws, and realized what you had to do. You had to find someone to leech off of. You knew what you had to do, you had to find a job working directly under someone rich. Sure you took what seemed to be a respectable job...to some you could fool people into thinking that you were successful in your journey to prove the doubters wrong. But what most people didn't realize, that you purposely picked John Cena's home to clean. Because you knew that was where while it would look like you were proving your doubters wrong, at the same time you were still living the life style that you are used to. Your plan was almost flawless; it almost did look like you were proving the doubters wrong. But I said ALMOST flawless, because there was a small flaw in your plan. You forgot that house you decided to leech off of was watched like a hawk. We basically knew what was going on there at all times, hell there is even a show that documents how many times John takes a shit. That's how much coverage that home gets, did you think about that factor? Did you think no one would notice how whenever the Cena home was shown, there you were, sticking out like a sore thumb. You might have fooled some Natasha, but you didn't fool me. Because it was clear in the months that you got invited to the Cena home, they basically took you in like you were apart of the family. Then when you took Jackie's place in John Cena's bed, you thought you had it made. You didn't think you would have to work hard ever again, and that's what exactly lost you John. You didn't understand him, you didn't understand his need's, all you saw was that you were taken care of, and now because of that attitude it's gone, and your bitter because of it. Now I don't know what Natasha is going to say about me, but I expect the usual. Whore, slut....home wrecker? Really? I'm a home wrecker? Maybe one day you'll come down from this rage you are in, and realize how wrong you were, and then you can apologize to me. Because if you think about it Natasha, your house was wrecked a long time before I ever got near it. As Mickie James pointed out, you have your own flesh and blood to thank for that. Yet you blame me because I'm the one left holding the ball. You see as I said, it's easy to feel sorry for Natasha Jones, until you see what she is. Nothing more than a stuck up rich girl who just had her first thing taken away in her life. You think you're better than me? Well I get that enough from my half sister, that doesn't mean it's correct or right. John and I got a legal divorce from our former marriages; there is nothing that says that once two people get a finalized divorced that they can't have another relationship. That doesn't make me a slut, that makes me someone who simply is starting a new relationship. But you and everyone else want to make these assumptions that we been doing this for years behind everyone's back, when you have absolutely no proof of it, and you want to know why there is no proof. It's because it never happened, and I defy anyone to show something REAL to prove otherwise. Can you do that Natasha? Because I don't think anyone else around the EMF can. Anyways, I do want to ask you something, if you think I did something wrong based on assumptions then we can do the same to you. How exactly do we know that it wasn't your intension to take Jackie's husband in the first place? That's right...we can't. It took John years to make me realize that he could give me a better life. You...you fell into bed the moment that he showed interest in a drunken stupor. So I'd say there is more evidence to support that claim, than there is to support any claim that you can make of me and John. But still...I'm the "evil one", you think what you did was any different than what I'm doing. You think you're above what I did. Do you want to know why she believes she's better than me? Many rational people would question why you think you're better than me. It's because you view me the way you always view people like me, trash. By no means am I calling myself trashy, or Natasha really believes I'm like that. It's that she knows my life story, and she knows that I didn't grow up with her advantages. She knew that as soon as I left my parents house, I actually went out into the world, and lived out there on my own, with no help as she got. Even though I struggled to get by for a time. I lived through eating out of dumpsters to crawl my way up the ladder, and get where I am. She just wants me to look like a bad person, because she's a spoiled little brat. She's not getting what she wants, so she's taking it out on me. That's why you shouldn't feel bad for her, because she's acting like a child, and that's exactly why Natasha wants this match. You don't care for the EMF, you just want to continue your petty war against the one you feel that took everything away from you, when that's not even close to the truth. But you don't see that, because this situation has clouded your judgment. You really believe that you have a chance. When you don't, the team you pick just doesn't stand up to the one John and I have assembled. It's not just that I have the will as I said earlier, it's because I have the talent to back it up. While you on the other hand are a joke of the Extreme Measures Federation, there is not one person backstage that respects you as a competitor, not one. You prove exactly why you can't just take the number of title reigns to prove that anyone is a great champion. Because if you just took Natasha's reigns as numbers only, then you would be fooled into thinking she was anything worth while. The fact that you also see that she beat Jackie Gayda, another product of numbers would impress you more. But what people would never see from the numbers is that at Payback 2007, she needed Randy Orton to defeat Jackie Gayda. Her title defenses on the other hand were much the same, with someone else carrying her. Once she was faced with any resistance, where there was no one to save her. She went down faster than she did for John at Jackie's wedding reception. My point is that anyone with a brain cell or two could look into the EMF record books one day, and see that Natasha Jones was a one, or two time women's champion. But it takes effort to realize the circumstances of that title reign. With numbers only you would never know that you are maybe the most talent less womens champions in Extreme Measures Federation history, and that covers a lot of ground. You want to know why it covers a lot of ground, it's because Ashlee Ikeda takes up most of the ground. But I digress, you weren't conscious for ninety percent of your women's title matches. So what makes you think that this is going to be any different? John might make sure that you are awake just so he can have some fun with you, but if you stay conscious, that will be the only reason. As for me, I might be defeated at some point in this match. I realize that might be a real possibility, but one thing I can promise. I will be more of a factor to my team than you will be. So your team is already walking into the ring with a virtual three to four handicap. Then you look at one of your teammates, and realized this will be the first time he's actually faced any real competition, so you might even be walking into a virtual two to four handicap. So I got to wonder how blind you have to be in a match like this, this makes me wonder just what you're thinking Natasha....

(Suddenly there is a knock at the door, Amy gives the camera man a weird look. Then opens the door to reveal.)

.::Kurt Angle::.-Did someone say....HOME WRECKER!

(Amy gives Angle a weird look, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah, I did, but....

(Angle grabs a hold of Amy's waist, and yells.)

.::Kurt Angle::.-Take me back Karen! I can change...I can CHANNNNNNGE DAMN YOOOOOOU!

.::Amy Dumas::.-GET OFF ME! I'm not Kar.....

.::Kurt Angle::.-Oh I get it...

(Kurt Angle lets go of Amy.)

.::Kurt Angle::.-JEFF'S IN THERE RIGHT NOW IS HE, WELL....*Kurt realizes he's wearing a suit*.....um....this isn't the same....wait here please.

(Kurt Angle runs off, and Amy watches him leave dumbfounded.)

20 minutes later.

(As we fade back into the scene, Amy is still frozen in the same place that she had been before we faded out, suddenly Kurt Angle runs up. This time in his wrestling gear.)

.::Kurt Angle::.-Alright....I'm ready now..

(Kurt Angle pulls down his straps.)

.::Kurt Angle::.-YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I'm gonna get you Jarrett! You will be burned in my ring of fire!

(He holds up a piece of paper to the camera with something like you see below.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Ok....now that that's over, I just want to ask you Natasha. What exactly do you have to gain from this match? Let's just say that the impossible happens, and your team somehow pulls it out. What do you win? Your husband is still gone; you're running a company in an industry you know nothing about. While I on the other hand, even though it would be somewhat embarrassing to lose to a team made by Natasha Jones, I don't think it would be all that bad. Sure I wouldn't be in the EMF anymore, but that wouldn't be anything new to me. It won't be the first time I would be in the unemployment line Natasha. You forget that I was in the RWA when it fell, and I know how it feels to be unemployed. But there is one thing that would be different from that time to this time. This time, I know without a doubt that I have enough money to never work another day in my life, and that's with all the money that I lost due to my divorce. No matter the way you look at it Natasha, I'll still have everything that you once had, I'll be the one who be raising your kids, and you might have heard. John and I might have a few of our own. So even if you succeed, you will fail, because I still will have your house, your kids, your man, and I will watch, and laugh as you drive this company right into the ground. So it seems this match is a lose, lose situation for you any way you slice it. Don't get too hopeful of winning though, there is little chance of that happening. So I think I better start to prepare you for your life after Survival of the Fittest Natasha. So if you don't mind, would you please stop taping, and I'll be back in a few minutes. Then once I do, we can go and talk to Natasha's future friends.

(Amy goes back into the house to get her boxes to load into her car, and we fade out. We fade back into the halls of a random insane asylum. The camera focuses on Amy Dumas walking towards the camera, finally she reaches close to where the camera man is, and she stops just in front of the camera, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Now I know you guys are probably wondering why I'm here in this...place. Well the answer is pretty simple, because losing it all tends to do...things to a person. Things that make them unfit to be in society anymore, and since I know this is what Natasha is on the verge of anyways, I just thought I would take a look at some of Natasha's future friends. Come with me, and we'll see what Natasha has to look forward to.

(Amy points to a door with a window on it, as they see the man named RelliK writing something. He holds up a sign that says "!PleH I t'nac pots gnietirw ym drows sdrawkcab".

.::Amy Dumas::.-Interesting guy, but let's just keep on moving on.

(We move down the hall into the next window into a room. We see a woman who is trying to choke the life...out of her mirror.)

.::Victoria::.-STUPID MIRROR! HOW COULD YOU SAY I'M NOT THE PRETTIEST!!! WHO ASKED YOU ANYWAYS?!?....DETAILS!!

(Amy motions to keep going, we look into another room with a window. Where a man in a straight jacket looks around randomly in a different direction almost every second, while laughing to himself.)

.::Mike Tenay::.-Hahaha....RelliK! RelliK....That's Killer backwards!! HAHAHAAHAHA backwards I tell ya....why won't anyone listen to me...It's KILLER BACKWARDS...AAAHHAHAHAA

.::Amy Dumas::.-Ok...I had enough of this guy, *yelling to him* YEAH WE GET IT! Moving on...to this loser...

(She points to the name plate, she smiles for a second, and then the smile melts off of her face, as for some reason she turns around. Then looks at the name plate, which reads "Parks, Chris". She smacks her forehead, and she shakes her head.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-How stupid of me...I totally forgot that Natasha isn't the only mental patience to be on her team. Only the person I speak of has already been here on and off in the past. I am speaking of Chris Parks, or should I say....Abyss. Abyss, I don't know first hand about you, but I have read about you, and honestly I think you should have stayed in this place. Because this is where you belong, locked up, and cared for. It's because it is obvious you can't be trusted out in the real world. I don't care what Stephanie tells you, you are not normal. You can help Natasha with the directions to get here on your way back here, once you realize that you are a failure. As a wrestler, and a monster. While I hate to agree with Eric Bischoff, I just have to in this case. You have entered the EMF as a highly touted free agent. So what do you do for your first two matches....you go after Rad Hazard and Rip Extreme. *She shakes her head disappointly* is that the best you can do Chris? Because a monster is someone that strikes fear in the hearts of all that he goes after. You should be able to go up to the biggest dog, and knock him down. Yet you pick Rad Hazard, and Rip Extreme....wow, that's very underwhelming. Ok, maybe I'm being too hard on you; after all you probably needed to take some rust off. But then again, you have done this all because it's what Stephanie McMahon-Walker tells you. You follow her around like a love sick puppy, now Chris...I know that you have a record of..deeds. But you should know that Stephanie is a married woman, you are just kidding yourself to think that she might just indanger that to be with a freak like yourself. But then again, now that I think about it, you actually probably realize that yourself. After all...your insane...not stupid, right? So maybe you see her like a mother figure, it wouldn't be the first time in the Extreme Measures Federation that someone has done that *Amy gives a smile*. But let me tell you what's different about Stephanie, she doesn't really care about you. Sure she might seem sweet, but you don't know her like I do. Inside that sweet disguise is a snobby, rich bitch that just craves attention. Don't believe me, and then Chris just review some past EMF shows. Even though her time in the wrestling business has passed her by, and her looks are quickly fading. Stephanie does all she can to remain in the spotlight. Latching on to anyone with a spotlight...lately if it wasn't Jackie, it was Katrina, if it wasn't Katrina, it was Mercedes, the list goes on, and on, and on...and ends with her latest reason to stick around the EMF...you. The more you win, the better she looks, and the longer she can stick around. You see it's all about her, it's because like Natasha, Stephanie is a rich bitch. She always has, and always will be. Now I know you think you're in this match Chris because you want to see if you mesh well with someone in the effort to form a tag team. But the real reason your in this match is not because Stephanie believes that you are ready for this kind of level of competition. Because your not, all the squash matches in the world will not prepare you for what you will have to go against at Survival of the Fittest. I said that before at my soon to be former home, and I say that again here. You might be the second handicap on this team that Natasha put together. So if you're not ready for this level of competition, and you aren't really here to find a tag team partner. I bet your wondering why you are in this match. Well, that's simple. It's because Natasha and Stephanie are both spoiled rich bitches, and rich bitches stick together. Therefore, if you can help Natasha's team in any way possible to be successful. Stephanie will forever be in the good graces of the 50 percent owner. Then she might not need you anymore Chris, I know you are probably yelling at the television screen right now. You are saying that I lie...that Stephanie wouldn't do that, well I've known her for longer than you Chris. We have been at each other's throats for years, so I think I would know better than you. I wasn't afraid to tell it to your face either, so you know this isn't just idol trash talk of a woman that has miles, and miles separating her from you Chris. But by all means keep following Stephanie like you are Abyss. Do everything to make your "mother" happy and I know you will too. Because even though I know that you haven't shaken the rust off yet, I think you're the one person that might scare me a little bit. It's not because you are so dominating, but it's because of your mental stability. When you did that interview with JB, you said that you might have to hurt me. I looked in your eyes, and I knew you meant it. Let me ask you Chris...would that make you feel like a big man to beat up a woman that you tower over, and you are probably three times my weight. Would that make you proud to ruin my pretty little face? Well Chris, I'm going to put all your doubts to rest. Because you might view me as just a "pretty thing". But this "pretty thing" can fight, and has fought bigger and better men than you. I do hope this will be my final time that I will have to do it. Because I'm a mother now, but I will do what I have to make sure that my family is safe, ANYTHING. That's including taking on, and beating a murderous over grown tool. Oh did I mention..I know all about your past. So...you started on your path to destruction because your mother decided to shoot your father three times in the back. Sure he survived, but as the story goes, you took the blame for your mother. I would say that's sweet, if I didn't have my doubts. Because as I said, I looked into your eyes, and I know your capable of anything. Including treason...but ESPECIALLY murder. You want to know why I know, because who in their right mind would take your word for it. I mean sure you might not have been insane then, but you clearly had issues. One being a clingy mamma's boy, but I'll move away from that. So the fact that the cops would believe you based on your word and your word alone strikes me as odd. Then I remember, I've had run in's with your father in the past, and I know what type of man...he...is *she fades off, thinking about her lost dog*. Ok, maybe he's not some great saint. But Chris, you know the truth, it was you who shot him in the back three times...why, does it matter? He could have been too busy jacking off to pictures of Robert Rhoode to notice you. I know...that's pretty far fetched. So we'll just assume you were jealous of his suits, and leave it at that. But the important thing is that it was you who almost killed him, and your father pointed you out. Because he knew what was best for your family...to get rid of their mistake, and start over! I know I seem harsh, but sometimes the truth hurts. But you want to know something that will hurt even more Chris? The fact is that just like your first family, you will fail Stephanie, and just like your first family, they won't want anything to do with you. Hey, it won't be all bad, while you are in here with Natasha, maybe you can become an item. Something's just happen for a reason, and I guess you two are just meant to be. While your here, you can even take some sort of sick pride that while a lot of these people are insane, you two together are clearly the most insane of them all. That fact will be forever cemented at Survival of the Fittest, once people realize that you both are crazy for thinking that you ever had a chance in this match, that much is for sure.

(With that Amy walks away from Abyss' former room, and walks in front of an opened door. Inside of the room, stands a man, and a doctor holding a clip board. The mental patient is up in the doctors face yelling.)

.::Michael Browning::.-IT STINKS!!....IT STINKS!!....IT STINKS!!....

.::Doctor::.-Yes Mr. Browning.....everything stinks.

(The camera moves back to Amy who has a weirded out look on her face.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Alright, I'm done with this place, cut the tape, I said cut it!

(Amy puts her hand over the lense of the camera, and we fade to black. We once again fade back (note: sorry for the lack of transitions, I don't have the time for it.) into a prison, we focus on a bed within a jail cell. Amy Dumas is laying in it. She sits up, and turns to the camera.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Very cozy, wouldn't you say Natasha? Since the whole insane asylum ended up blowing up in my face, and I ended up talking about Abyss more than I did Natasha, I decided to come here. I thought I would visit another place that would fit Natasha after this match is said, and done. Now I know why you are wondering why a prison...well, it's pretty easy to see isn't it? I mean Natasha; you have literally stolen apart of the Extreme Measures Federation right from under John's nose. That's pretty low; sure I'm not one to talk, because I did have to do some low things to get my job as your Vice Presidents. I know what you are thinking, and for the record, they had nothing to do with sex. So get your minds out of the gutter, anyways since you are clearly a thief, I figured that if you don't end up insane, you might end up doing something that sends you here. Maybe it's not as supportive as the insane asylum would be, but if this is what it comes down to, then so be it. You deserve it for everything else you have broken that while isn't legal law, it should be, since in a lot of religions you are sent to hell for the things you have done. I know what it's like to be here, I've been sent to places like this a time or two, granted it was only for a few days. But it was enough to get a taste of what it's like to live like this, and I know what to expect. I know that you probably won't be able to exist very long in this environment; I mean...this place would be scary for a girl like me if I didn't know that it only houses one prisoner right now, but we'll get back to that. Anyways, if it comes to this, I thought I would spend some time giving you an idea of what to expect if this is your possible future home, so if you mind.

(Amy gets up, and leads the camera to somewhere. Suddenly she stops short with a surprised look on her face, she stays silent for a few moments, then out of no where she yells.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Justin?!

(The camera focuses on the only inmate housed at this prison, it's a familiar face to the EMF, but since few people will remember what his real name was. I'll just use that, so blah to you *sticks out his tongue*)

.::Justin Sane::.-...Amy...

.::Amy Dumas::.-Justin? You're a prisoner?

.::Justin Sane::.-Yeah...so?

(Amy looks like she might be showing her soft side that we haven't seen in the last few months)

.::Amy Dumas::.-What happened...you can tell me.

.::Justin Sane::.-What do you think...they locked me up for being Justin Sane...*for some reason the pitch of his voice turns almost Michael Jackson like*...their ignorant!

.::Amy Dumas::.-Justiiiiiiiiin!

.::Justin Sane::.-Ok, ok....they locked me up for stealing MVP's gimmick, you happy?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Hhhhhmmmm no, but go figure...anyways Justin, I did come to you for a reason. I'm here doing a promo for a match at Survival of the Fittest, and I thought I would show Natasha Jones where she could end up once she realizes that she lost it all.

.::Justin Sane::.-Natasha Jones...in here? Are you crazy, she'd die in a few seconds in here if she's lucky. Hell, I hear she was in tears due to some of my video promos.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh...right...maybe your right...huh. I just couldn't help to think this place fit someone I'm facing...*she trails off thinking about it*.

.::Justin Sane::.-...I think your thinking of MVP.

(Amy groans, and shakes her head.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Sorry Justin, not angry at you, just this is the second time this has happened to me today. I've gone to the possible future home of Natasha Jones one time before this, and I just so happened to run into the past home of one of her team members. But I guess this place is probably the best place to talk about Mr. Porter. So if you excuse me if I don't call you MVP for now, because the thought of you being the Most Valuable Player is a joke at the least. It's no doubt that you have done some impressive things thus far, currently you are Intercontinental Champion, Mr. Money in the Bank, and you finally dragged Tyson Tomko's ass to get that grand slam he's been bitching about forever by capturing the tag belts. But the reason I think I will just call you Montel for now is because when I think of MVP's, I think of people who come into a team, and make an impact on that team. Not just themselves, look at Terrell Owens. You think anyone thinks he's an MVP, because I don't recall him ever being up for it. You want to know why? Because he's a "me" guy, and isn't about the team. He rather get stats to make himself look great, than doing things that would results in him holding up the Super Bowl trophy. But when I think of MVP's, let's talk basketball, and Steve Nash. The season before the Suns got Nash, they had a horrible season, which saw them trade away some of their best talent to clear space under the cap. Because the guy's they had at the time just weren't getting it done. So the Suns went out, and found a game changer in Steve Nash from Free Agency. With Nash running that team, the Suns experienced a turn around, and for his efforts, Steve Nash would win not one, but two MVP's. He should have gotten three, but Lakers fans wouldn't stop complaining that Kobe didn't get his turn. Even though his team was rebuilding at the time, oh well, so they gave it to Dirk Cantwinski, and he proceeded to choke in the playoffs. I mean Nash didn't win any championships, but he got the Suns closer than they would have been, that much is for certain. That's the difference between a real Most Valuable Player like Steve Nash, and not a Most Valuable Player like Terrell Owens. Montel, you are basically the Terrell Owens of the EMF, sure you have a lot of gold, money, and all that crap. But when you're on EMF programming, ratings act like they just stepped off the Grand Canyon, yeah, they dip that low. So the fact that you want to be called an MVP is a joke, but I guess keep dreaming Montel. This is another thing that you seem to be doing anyways with another issue I've had with you. Earlier I briefly talked about how Money Inc. had some choice words for me. Now I don't plan on talking about all of it, but I do want to focus on mostly what my good friend Montel said about me. He was claiming some sort of victory, because seemly he guessed right that I would end up with John Cena, well congrats, I guess you were right to a point. But what do you want...a metal? A parade? Well it doesn't matter; you won't be getting anything but an ass kicking at Survival of the Fittest. I find it funny that Money Inc. acts like they have my situation figured out, and how Montel was right all along. How I was never with Dan Godwin, that my friendship with him was fake. That I was going to turn on him. Well I do want to thank you for proving one thing to be correct Montel...and it has nothing to do with what you have been predicting. It's the one thing I've been saying the entire time. While you seemly were smarter than they were. Your butt buddies, Fox Mulder...Mulder and Tyson Tomko were the one's whining about Dan Godwin. Always complaining about how I was doing something that would cause them to lose world titles, and rematches to them every single time. Sure, they never explained how it could be done. I think I would have remembered if I told them to take a dive, and if I did. The world would have saw some sign of some pay off for them in compensation of that, did you see that payoff? Because I sure didn't, in fact...they feel so mistreated, they feel the need to be treated like the prima donnas that they are, and buy crap for themselves with EMF money to make themselves happy. Did I pay them more money, no because they still whine, and complain about their money even today. The list goes on, and on. So Montel, I want to thank you. Because all your little prediction proved was there was no conspiracy against them, no aliens, no Donkey Kong, no nothing. The fact was what I was saying the entire time was 100% FACT, and they lost all those matches for one reason, and one reason only. It's because while they are good, I never said at any point they suck. But when it came to Dan Godwin....they AREN'T THAT GOOD! Thank you for making me look so good, your teammates probably will now hate you, but at least the truth is out there now, that is the important thing. Now that small conspiracy theory has been squashed, since it's clear that I don't just bull shit around like Mr. Mulder does, my word is more trusting. What I said about the series of events that brought John and I together, 100 percent fact. This had only happened recently. I dare you to go out there, and prove me wrong, because I have nothing to hide. I've always been straight forward with everything, whether everyone liked what I had to say or not is a different story all together. But the truth isn't always popular, unlike what your teammates said. I'm not the one who hid who they were. I turned on Jackie Gayda for one reason; I couldn't take anymore of her crap. It's what I said before I cost her the women's title, and it's what I said after the women's title. There is no hiding with me; I tell it how it is. You guy's on the other hand....are a different story. There is a reason why I call you guy's "hypocrites Inc.", and that includes you Montel. You might be the biggest hypocrite in the group, not by much, but I'm pretty sure the biggest. Don't know what I'm talking about...well I'll tell you. But first, let's take a look around this prison.

(The camera gets a few shots of the prison, before returning the focus to Amy)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Now I know it's not a secret of what you did in your early days Montel, you seemly don't seem to hide from your past, and that's good. But for the record, you were in a place much like this one. Does this place bring back any memories Montel? Because it should, it was because you were in prison that we have to deal with you. I suppose I should give you credit, you found something better in life than just being a thief, and a kidnapper. You trained to be a professional wrestler, and made something worth while out of yourself. But where that credit stops is your actions towards me. You stood there in the ring, and accused me of pretending to be something I wasn't. When all actuality you weren't talking about me....were you Monty? No, you were talking about yourself. Even though you haven't hid the fact you were here, it seems that you hid that you have changed. From what I hear, you want to be a good influence on people, so that they don't make the mistakes that you did. But while you're preaching to everyone, you have proven in the EMF to be a horrible role model, and as much as you want everyone to believe you changed. You haven't, not one bit. You want to know how I know this, because when you entered the Extreme Measures Federation the first time, you had it all. You had a lengthy winning streak in the early parts of your career; you were already being lined up for high titles like that very same Intercontinental Championship that you hold currently. But as we all know, good things don't last forever, and that's exactly what happened. When you and Tomko went up against Revolution for the first time....you came up a little short, sure no one blamed you. Your not going to succeed every single time, but you could see the bomb ready to explode inside of your head, and it finally did once you met up with Ricky Ramon. Someone you took lightly, because you didn't respect his talents. You found out first hand that was a mistake, because you lost the Intercontinental Championship. You know what most people would have done Montel? Most people would have accepted it was a mistake, brushed themselves off, and started over again. But not you, instead because you had two losses, to two opponents who weren't a shame to lose to, you decide to do what losers do, and just quit. Now that's a great lesson for everyone looking to you to be a role model, if a smoker slips up twice, he should just quit, and kill him or herself by continuing to smoke. If a kid fails two tests, they should just quit school all together. Because the kid has no hope to make it in the real world. Is that how you really think Montel? Because it sure seemed like it, you quit after two reasonable losses. Most superstars would have thought that would have been an opening to go on to bigger, and better things. But not you, you found it as a great opportunity to go into a corner, and cry your eyes out for a few months. That makes me wonder if your time in jail really changed you at all. I mean we could jump to the conclusions based on your little "joke" to Tomko. Who's to say on a few months away from the EMF, you didn't go back to crime, and just didn't get caught? The fact that you realized what a mistake you made later is respectable. But if you really believed that anyone bought the fact that over that time you were gone that you magically became this humble guy is not more laughable, as it was very, very sad. Because you say I hid who I am, and you could see through me the entire time. But Montel, everyone knew that you had not changed, hell you even knew it. That's why you ended the shrade, and showed who you really were by joining up with two egomainics like Tyson Tomko and Ken Kennedy, and you talk about me pretending to be something I'm not. OK, I'll come out and admit that I'm not the most perfect person in the world in the past or in the present. But that's ok; at least I'm being true to myself in doing everything I have done lately. Maybe even though people question the man I am with, they need to realize I did what I did, because I was in a bad situation, and I got out of it. Even though the way I did it might not be respectable as you would like. I still think that's more role model worthy, than a never gonna change criminal. Oh by the way, maybe you should tell your whore that if she is going to open her mouth, she should at least know what the fuck she's talking about, otherwise she needs to keep her mouth shut. I found it funny how she said what I've done has somehow effected the women's division. When really, since I've been with John Cena, the women's division has been the best it's been in years. So maybe the one thing that is wrong that I did is that I didn't do it sooner? Seemly that's the only thing seems to fit the situation. I don't agree with that, but whatever you want to believe I suppose. I do have one other thing to say Eve, also...when talking about the women's division history...ALSO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR TALKING ABOUT! Any idiot can hear me talking about the Black Widow, and assume I'm disgracing her with how I'm acting. But seemly what you don't know, Widow had a failed marriage, just like me, and unlike Jericho. The guy was an asshole, that's why EMF employees all go to his grave site to piss on his grave when they can. But don't worry Eve, once John regains his power. Maybe you'll realize it's not your place to question me, it's your place to do something other than waste EMF money, and go out, and do something other than walk down to ring side, smile, and clap!

.::Justin Sane::.-All very interesting Amy, you know they actually sent me here because this is where they say MVP "changed his life".

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh really....hhhmmm..I stand corrected; I guess some people were actually fooled after all.

.::Justin Sane::.-Yeah...there are a few people. Although before I became the only one in this place, I was told about MVP...and it seems that he doesn't just hold records in the EMF.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh really....what other record does he have...other than his criminal one, of course?

.::Justin Sane::.-They say he, and his cellmate Big Bubba had a record for "dropping the soap". Yeah...those two couldn't be separated in ways I don't even want to think about.

.::Amy Dumas::.-That's....disturbing...so what happened to his cellmate, we never see him around the EMF...

.::Justin Sane::.-Oh....you probably wouldn't notice him...Bubba got a sex change to please MVP....so you wouldn't even know it's him.....he goes by the name....Eve...something or other?

.::Amy Dumas::.-.....that...explains a lot....ok, I threw up in my mouth a little bit there. So I'm going to end this here, I hope you learn your lesson in this place, well at least more than MVP did.

.::Justin Sane::.-Oh....I have...they say if I don't rip off MVP anymore, I'll be let out today.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Well I'm proud of you Justin, I'll talk to you another time.

(Amy walks away, and looks up at camera.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh well, it's time to get to that house show I was scheduled to be at....I should quit stalling....

.::Justin Sane::.-BALLIN!...Oh GOD DAMN IT!!

We re-open a day before the EMF's Pay Per View Survival of the Fittest. But before one of the biggest days of the year, the EMF has stopped in the Honda Center in Anaheim, California to have a house show. The crowd had just got done finished watching a match between two big named wrestlers. Who...I won't tell you, because if I did I would be breaking my own rules, and that wouldn't be good. Anyways after the two wrestlers had left ring side, the crowd waited for the next match, but they were about to get something unexpected (well...at least to them). Suddenly "LoveHateTragedy" by Papa Roach blasts on the PA system as the crowd starts to boo as Amy Dumas walks out on the stage in a sexy red dress and high heels. Her hair is done up very fancy, she looks at the crowd in disgust, and walks down the ramp. Yelling at a few people on her way down, as she reaches ring side, she stops, and shakes her head. She continues up the steps, she ducks under the bottom rope, and she paces around the ring. Her music fades as she is handed a microphone. She stands in the middle of the ring; her head is down as she lets the people boo her. Then she raises her head, and she looks like she's getting more, and more upset by the minute.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-SHUT UP!! All of you!! Why the hell are you judging me, I explained to the world that I did nothing wrong. Yet you all sit in your chair, and think you know what's going on in my life, but you don't. But I do have to thank every one of you, because if it wasn't for each and every one of you, I probably wouldn't have even thought about John Cena's proposal. Sure, I knew you people were turning on me...one by one, but you guy's couldn't be anymore clear of how you felt than at the last Slammies. Instead of me, the girl who always tried to do what was right, who fought the odds, despite maybe being held back by my physical limitations. All that wasn't enough for you people, was it? Instead you rather cheer a generic title grabber. You really believe that he is a better face than I am? You guy's rather cheer for Dan Godwin than me? That's bull shit, but I'm a big girl, I accept it. You guy's did what you had to do to get what you want, and I had to do what I had to do to get what I wanted. But that brings me to the final member of Natasha team, Dan Godwin, the man who is World Heavyweight Champion. He has a quite an impressive resume, but it seems that since I've "turned to the dark side". He's been moping around backstage about how I was suppose to be the one to help him fight against John Cena. Well Dan, I was fighting John Cena, where were you? That's right, no where to be found, I was stopping his plans at almost every turn. No matter the cost to myself. While you on the other hand, your idea of fighting John Cena was to win a few titles. You might think that is going to bug him. But really it wasn't, even if you were someone that John didn't want as champion. People win and lose championships all the time, it's no big deal. As long as you are making him money, that won't be much of a problem as you seem to think it is. But what gets me is the fact that you villainize me, but it was Godwin who said he was going to stand up for me. Yet, he was almost exactly like my former friends here in the EMF. He was always a little too late, in fact in the case of Godwin. He was no where to be seen, I was lucky to get a mention or two in his promo's. But was that effective? No, not one bit, and he didn't lift a finger to do anything more. Now I know I have a reputation of being an independent girl, and he might not think that I would need it. But he should have known that I'm not Chyna, I don't have muscles on top of muscles, nor am I as big as he is. Therefore, I can't do as much as he can physically. Yet you told the world that you would help me, and all you did was say..."don't pick on Amy", and I'm the bad person for not being on the side of a person who left me out in the cold time and time again. The one time you came to my aide...what happened? I got an eXecution! If that's how you treat all women Dan, then I understand why Christine picked Fairbanks over you. But you can stand up against me and John, so self righteous, like you actually are in the right. But I'll tell you right now, you are not. But of course this crowd will proclaim anything you do as great, so come oh mighty X-Factor. Go do your predictable promo, where you go talk to Frank, Fairbanks, Nick, and then Christine at the end. Sure it's mixed up from time to time, but really it's the same old shit, you see one Dan Godwin promo, you seen them all. I mean seriously, I get more entertainment watching an old Wes Ikeda promo, than I do watching a Dan Godwin promo, and oh, his creativity just boggles the mind. Seriously....he called me Amy Whoricho? Really....Amy Whoricho? That's the best you got? Well Dan Godwin, you might have really got me with this whole Amy Whoricho thing. But you got yourself by picking the nickname "the X-Factor". Now I know some people believe you named yourself that, because you have that "it" factor. But that's not it at all...is it; the real reason that you named yourself that is simple. You believed that the old wrestling stable X-Factor describes you. You remember that stable don't you? The stable that contained X-Pac, Albert, and Justin Credible, right? They had that horrible theme music that Edge himself made fun of; therefore, if Edge says it's not cool, then you know it's NOT COOL, and if Edge says nothing is WRONG, then EVERYTHING is wrong, but I'm getting off track. Anyways back to my point, you named yourself after the stable, X-Factor, because each of the members of the X-Factor describes you. After all, you have the likeability of X-Pac, the creativity of Justin Credible on the microphone, and the wrestling ability of Albert. You see that right there, that was far better than calling me Amy Whoricho, so if your going to call me a slut, which is total bull shit by the way. Then at least do it in a way that's actually going to insult me, rather make me wonder whether if you never passed Kindergarden. Come Survival of the Fittest X-Factor, I want you to come down to the ring, and judge my fate, and try to execute my dreams once again. But you'll find that I'll take your entire justice system, and I'll SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!! I look forward to standing on the other side of the ring of you Dan Godwin, and if I have to fight you...so be it. Because I want you to suffer as you made me suffer by not fore filling your word. I want to embarrass you as much as I was during that time in the various things I was forced to do. *she laughs as she thinks of something* If there is any justice in this world, I will do something that happened to your tag team partner around this same time last year....and that is pin the piece of shit known as Dan Godwin for the 1..........................2........................3! Then after it's said and over, maybe you'll realize that it was you that was in the wrong, and not me. Maybe you'll do the right thing and apologize to me for everything that said thus far, and for not being there as you promised. But guess what...it's too late, I won't accept. To be honest, for all I care, you could fall off the wagon again, and go back to your old habits. Quite frankly you deserve that, and more. Get ready Godwin....because the beginning of your tragedy starts tonight!

("LoveHateTragedy" blasts on the PA system as Amy Dumas throws up her hands, tired of this crowd, and walks up the ramp, and to the back as we fade for the last time.)

Would this be the final stand of Amy Dumas?? Could Amy help John Cena regain the ownership of the EMF? Could this RP end anymore quickly (answer: no, just running out of time). Soon we would have the answers seek as the Extreme Measures Federation presents Survival of the Fittest!)