(We open up on a road, the setting seems to be within a woods near a river. We focus on a car that is coming to a stop near a randomly placed parking lot, it seems that there are some cars already parked there for the staff member rafting trip. The car door opens up, and out steps Amy Jericho. She was wearing a tied up bra top, and very tight short shorts (picture above, shorts are probably more around the 2003 Lita shorts though). If you are wondering why Amy was able to wear shorts, here is the answer. There was one loop hole in the dress stip that allowed Amy to wear something other than something with a skirt, and that is when the activities called for it. This was one of those times. However, Amy wasn't very comfortable. She knew this was a bad area, and the fact she was showing off a lot made her very uncomfortable. As she thought dressed like this she was attracting some attention. So to say the least, she felt a little paranoid, and alert at the moment. She shakes it off, and opens the back seat of her car. She pulls out a small backpack. She didn't expect she'd need it, but it was better safe than sorry. However, she was about to be interupted. John Cena comes up behind her and places his hand on her shoulder.)

Cena: Glad you made it Amy.

(She screams, turns around quickly, and gets in a fighting stance. Then she realizes who it is she calms down. She gives Cena a glare.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-For the love of god Cena, don't sneak up on me like that...

Cena: Calm down Amy... i'm just saying hi.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah, you could have at least just said it, rather than grabbing my shoulder. I'm not exactly happy with the location of this whole thing....a lot of creeps here. The fact King creep sneaks up on me, and grabs my shoulder isn't a good thing...

Cena: There are creeps here? I hadn't noticed.

(Suddenly former EMF member Jason (from Friday the 13th) waves to Amy in the background. Amy pretends not to see him. She misses the fact that Don GinoKhali is throwing a dead witness to a drunken bet that the mob had with Khali into the river (that he couldn't become the new Fat Chick Thilla). Somewhere off in the distance we can also hear the Road Dogg yelling "VENDETTA!!")

.::Amy Jericho::.-Eeeerrr, want to take that back?

Cena: Maybe.... but hey... they won't give us any trouble. Are you ready for this?

.::Amy Jericho::.-I wouldn't be so sure....

(Amy points over to a tree where Steve Walker is ploting Cena's death.)

.:: Steve Walker::.-Yessss....Cena, you'll get yours....you'll get yours. It will be my trophy!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA.

(Amy shakes all this craziness off, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Anyways...as for your question..I'm as ready as I'll ever be I guess...

Cena: Oh come on Amy. You've been through worse. Who knows... maybe you'll enjoy this!

.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah, been through worse. But then again, you are the man who put me through it all. I can just imagine how much fun this is going to be *she rolls her eyes*. Not to mention I'd rather be a little more dressed, but your request is your request due to your dress code. *she puts her hands on her hips*

Cena: And just as an inventor is entitled to stare at his own genious creation... so am I! It was definately one of my better ideas.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Your a pervert, you know that....but necessarily I don't have much problem wearing this...as I am wearing this around you, and in this place. So you better keep your promise to keep your hands to yourself.

Cena: I'll try to. I just hope you don't get too hard to resist when we're stuck out in the middle of the water and there's no place to run.

(He laughs as he sees Amy's reaction to this.)

Cena: No... you know I have no choice here. I need you in this match and can't do anything to put you off it.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Cena, you promised! For once in your life, be nice to me! Keep in mind, you have more to lose, than I do by you acting like a jerk to me. We had an agreement.

Cena: I know. I'll stick to it. Shall we get started then?

.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah...let's get this over with.

(We fade away into a later scene, Amy and Cena had a meeting with the other staff members, and other random people who had come along for this trip. They were given certain things to make sure that they got to the place where they were going to meet up at the end, and other things to help along the way. There were more than two people in other groups, but for Amy and Cena they had been put in their own raft as requested. Amy stands on the bank of the river, she looks out at the water. Then turns to Cena.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-You sure we have everything?

Cena: Yep. Definately. How hard can this be anyway?

.::Amy Jericho::.-Well, harder than you think. You do realize were going to have to trust each other for this whole thing, right? Just like the match, so if you say were ready, I'm going to have to trust you we are.

*The focus policeman tips his hat to Amy, and walks off*

Cena: Alright. Yep. Lets go then. I never thought i'd see the day though... Amy Jericho trusting me with anything.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Your paying me enough to....so I have reason to, plus as I said...there are people in the EMF I still care about. If this is what we have to do, then it's what we have to do...

Cena: If only what you had to do was me then my life would be a lot more pleasurable right now....

.::Amy Jericho::.-*she doesn't look happy* There isn't enough money in the world for that! You'd have better luck paying Dan Godwin to job the world title.

Cena: Fair enough... i'm sure that could be arranged. I doubt it'd cost much more than agreeing to an annual Diva Search where he gets to host it or something anyway.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Well...according to him, it would cost you all the money in the world, twice over. So I don't think it's that easy.So you knew what I meant! Let's just go, these comments are going to break any possible "team spirit".

Cena: Alright. Lets go then. Jesus Amy.. it was only a joke.

.::Amy Jericho::.-I'm going to assume your going to want to push us out in the water He-Man?

(Amy gets in the boat, and grabs the paddle, then she flips her hair,and says to Cena.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I may have to trust you for this match, but doesn't mean you can just say those type of jokes. I don't trust you enough, nor am I naive enough to believe that you are just joking considering your past.

Cena: You think its easy for me to trust you though? The woman who tried to bankrupt me? Because it isn't any easier for me Amy.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Let me remind you that it wasn't me who couldn't stay faithful past his wedding reception. Maybe if you had known that marriage means more than that you have that woman to fuck the rest of your life. It means what is yours is now half hers, it was something you willingly entered into...it's not my fault you couldn't live up to your part of the bargan.

Cena: I guess Jackie's downfall was having a friend so much hotter than her. Besides, I tried to resist Nat. I tried to cool it off with her and focus on Jackie. We all make mistakes don't we? But then Laura came along. You've seen her Amy. How beautiful she is. How could I let her be fatherless? And I don't regret it for a second, because had I not done what I did, I wouldn't have little Rachel in my life either.

.::Amy Jericho::.-That's exactly why you are never meant for marriage. You stay faithful until you find someone "hotter". Have you ever heard the saying that "there is always someone better out there?" Well....same thing with women. There is always going to be someone better looking out there to you. What you don't get is that were not play things. When you commit to a woman that you think you love, then it's SUPPOSE to be forever. Which means your suppose to treat us with more respect than just what we look like. Jackie loved you for you, you just loved her for whatever body part. That's why you'll never understand how much you hurt her...

Cena: How could Jackie love me for me if i'm as evil as you say I am? Surely that tells you that there are some good points to me after all.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Love is blind...

Cena: Perhaps. But Jackie isn't. But besides... arguing will get us no where. We need to stay focused if we're going to get through this thing.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Your right, we probably should. But I do want to say one thing. Considering what I've learned about her, you'd be surprised how blind she can be. I don't get how you couldn't see that as you used it to your advantage to have her almost kill me one time.

Cena: You assume that Jackie doesn't care about you at all. Where as I know different... and one day you'll probably see it too. Sometimes she gets a bit hung up about the title or being the best. Its all about timing. I guess I timed that match pretty well, which is to be expected given how many years I spent with her.

.::Amy Jericho::.-So your sticking up for her now? *she laughs* Funny, you better start pushing us in, before we kill each other. I don't doubt Jackie cares, but she only cares when things are just great for her.

Cena: Perhaps. I don't much care about the two of you and your little wars anyway. Its just going to be entertaining to find out if Jackie winds up with boobs bigger than your head. But damn... if only we weren't here where it had another meaning... i'd be delighted to hear you ask me to "push us in"

(He laughs again, as he begins to push the boat into the water to begin their trip.

.::Amy Jericho::.-*she rolls her eyes to the sex comment as they drift out in the water* Once again, that has nothing to do with me. That's your little friend Stephanie and Jackie's war. I'm not sure what Jackie thinks it's going to prove, but it means nothing to me. Considering she thinks all women who get breast implants are sluts, maybe it would humble her a little bit to get "enhanced".

(With that Amy takes the paddle, and paddles the raft away from the shore, she holds it ready to adjust as needed.)

Cena: Probably the least interesting use of a paddle i've ever seen you associated with. *he laughs to himself again* Perhaps your right though. Maybe it would humble her. But I promised Stephanie some alternative punishments for losing the match.. I don't doubt Jackie woul do almost anything to avoid those implants.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Same story...she goes in thinking she can't lose. When and if she does, she does a "poor me" thing, and it's everyone else's fault. Like I said, I'm not mad enough to wish harm on her, or something horrible. Just women in this business tend to get breast implants, maybe it might bring her back down to Earth. So I kind of wish that would stay the stip., due to what she said to me, but as I said, not my concern. As for the paddle, I'm just going to ignore that comment. I'm trying to forget that...

Cena: Then lets talk about something else huh? How is Ashley doing these days? Its been a while since I had the pleasure of her company.

.::Amy Jericho::.-You have something to do with that....as you probably know. But if you really care, she's doing fine, especially considering she's in the terrible two's. She seems interested in the tape measure after all by the way *Amy sticks her tongue out at Cena*

Cena: Of course I care. Its not like I got anything against the girl. Plus my Son seems to really like her.. as does Laura. I dunno why. They even met some new babies at pre-school but no.... its only Ashley that Laura talks about or that makes Eddie happy it seems.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Hhhhmmm, yeah, I kinda noticed that Laura and Ashley seemed to bond. In fact, Laura's first word was "Ashley"....wasn't it? Oh well.....*she stares up, and notices the fork in the river that sends the river off in two completely different directions*. Oh great, were here. Cena could you get out the map? I'm not totally sure which way we go.....

Cena: Map? You wanted me to bring that thing?

(Amy turns around paniced.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Of course! How do you think we were going to know where we are? So where is it? There isn't much time...

Cena: I didn't bring the stupid map. It was just pages and pages of blue squares.... I figured this advanced copy of your Playboy would be more useful...

.::Amy Jericho::.-Your kidding me? Typical man!!! So which way are we suppose to go genius?

Cena: Err.... well.... I say lets just go with the flow! Whats the worst that could happen? If its the wrong way... so what... we miss out on Marshmellows round the campfire? Excuse me while I don't cry about that.

.::Amy Jericho::.-But! You don't seem to grasp the serverity of our situation, if we do go the wrong way, I have no idea where we would be! Or how the wa.....

(Suddenly Cena cuts in)

Cena: Wow you and Maria look ever better than I remember.... you should really get these published you know.

.::Amy Jericho::.-What?! Give me that!! *Amy dives at Cena, and tackles him trying to get the picture*

(We go into a raft behind them, as Prez Mike looks on, and turns to Sierra.)

Prez Mike-Where are those two going?

Sierra-Have no idea?

Prez Mike-Eeeerrr, hope they know those waters that way are horrible....in fact, I doubt they be able to handle it. I would though, me and my trusty swiss....*checks around for it*...HEY!...where did it go?!

(We go back to Cena and Amy's raft)

Cena: Whoa Amy... and you told me to keep my hands to myself. Have to admit.. I always thought you'd be the kinda girl who tries to get on top.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Give me the picture! GIVE IT!

Cena: Why would I do that? It's nothing I haven't seen before anyway... in person I might add.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Your not suppose to have it! Now give it!

Cena: Ok, ok.... God... keep your shirt on. Or don't. Its your call.

(Cena hands over the picture he was looking at.

Amy takes the picture, and puts it in her back pack. She then turns to Cena mad, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-You do realize if we went the wrong way we end up in the middle of no where, right? I don't see why your so calm.

Cena: Relax Amy. Whatever happens.... we'll be ok, I got this cool knife. I stole it from that guy who shares the company with me yet I never see him....

.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh...that makes me feel a lot better...eeeerrr...wonder what I got. *Amy checks her back pack, then holds up something* Well...I do have this carbon rod...probably good for smacking you in case you get idea's....

Cena: Pretty random thing to bring, don't you think? Then again, I did bring sneakers. Pretty useless on a boat... you can't do any SNEAKING! And even if you could... you already told me I can't do that!

.::Amy Jericho::.-You know, I think I'm just going to use that rod now...and....*Amy stops talking, and listens as she puts the backpack back on.*.........oh....fuck.......

Cena: What is it?

.::Amy Jericho::.-Cena....were in deep shit.....look at the water ahead.

(Cena looks up and notices how rough the water is.)

Cena: Oh..... shit. I guess we just sit here and let it take us whereever its going to take us... no use trying to fight it..... right?

.::Amy Jericho::.-Actually...if were to have a chance we have to...

Cena: But it wont do us any good? You think we can fight against that? I think its more possible to bench-press Dan Godwin and chris Masters at the same time!

.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh for the love of.....GAAAWWDD *Amy clings on to the raft as they start to go into the rough waters. She turns to Cena, and yells* DO YOU STILL THINK WE SHOULD JUST RIDE THIS OUT!?

Cena: WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO?

.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh I don't know.....maybe make sure that we don't get flipped ove.....

(Cena doesn't have time to react as the raft flips up, sending himself and Amy plunging into the water below. He tries to swim upwards, but isn't all that experienced, and soon realises the raft above him has blocked his root. This leads him to do something he has got very used to not doing.... panic. This only made the situation worse, and before he knew it, he was struggling to breathe under the water. Amy pops up after a while, the water was strong, but she knew that her only chance was to get to shore. Right now she was thanking god that she was a high school swimmer. She looked towards where the raft lied over turned. She could see that Cena had been trapped under it, she shakes her head, not believing she had to do what clearly was right in this situation. He was still a human being, despite being a jerk to her. She gets a breath of air, and dunks her head under the raft as it passes by her. She luckily is able to locate Cena, and pull the panicing man up to the surface. Luckily for them they had gotten near the shore where Amy only had to fight a little bit against the current to get to. She drags Cena on the bench. Seeing that he was conscious, and breathing. She knew she didn't have to consider doing anything else to help him. She gets on her hands and knee's and starts to cough up the water she had swallowed. Cena opens his eyes and sits up. He looks confused as to how he got where he was. He then stares straight at Amy.)

Cena: Amy.... you.... you...... why?

(Amy is ringing out her hair, and looks at Cena for a moment. She then looks up like for a minute like she didn't know why she didn't just let him drown, after a minute, she looks back at him, and she shrugs.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-...don't get sappy on me Cena...I didn't do it for you. If you think I would have let 3 innocent children grow up without a Dad, then you know nothing about me. It's not their fault their Dad is a jerk to me, anyways.......

Cena: Err..... .....

.::Amy Jericho::.-.......although, I got you out of there just in time, if you needed mouth to mouth, you would have been SOL...so thank god for that....

Cena: You'd have done it Amy! And enjoyed it! I know you wouldn't have left me to die and have it on your conscience forever. Your not like that. But regardless. Where the hell are we?

.::Amy Jericho::.-Considering how you left me to die one time, I wouldn't be too sure. But I told you before we tipped over where we were....in the middle of no where.

Cena: Well this could be fun.... hey... if we're stuck here for ever... can I at least have my picture back?

(Amy moves away, keeping the backpack away from him.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I think I rather keep it, but I don't plan on staying here forever with you. I'm sure we can find our way back...but were really off course, so I have no idea how long it would take. Besides, I'm sure it's kinda soggy anyways. Luckily, the food I took with me wasn't too bad.

(With that said, she sits down putting her arms around herself, and she ties to warm herself as her teeth is chattering from falling into water in the middle of February, and the fact she doesn't have much on.)

Cena: Look Amy..... thanks. I didn't expect you to do what you did. I wish there was someway I could repay you.

(She shaking as she says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-As I said, it's no big deal, I didn't do it for you. But if you wanted to do something, you could stop being such a jerk to me!

Cena: I will Amy. I don't want you to get hurt anymore. We just gotta get through this, and our match, together.

.::Amy Jericho::.-I'll believe that when I see it. But anyways, I don't think were going to find a way back, I don't think it's a good idea to move just yet. It's starting to get dark....

Cena: Your forgetting one thing.... This trusty Swiss Army Knife! Nothing will come near us with this. It must be good.... err.. that guy... whats his name? Well yea.... he used it... so it must be good!

(Amy shakes her head at Cena pretending not to know who Prez Mike is.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Prez Mike? Sierra's husband...you know, my daughters Godmother's husband. The guy who does all the hard work, while you run around on TV every week goofing around.

Cena: Yea thats the one. Prez Bill. How could I forget him. So useful.... so.... absant. I bet he couldn't come up with a T-Shirt this good!

(He pulls a Dan Godwin Grandsla T-Shirt out of his bag and offers it to Amy. Amy takes the shirt, before she puts it on. She gets a grin, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-This is probably the only time someone will willingly put on this shirt without being contractually obligated.

(She puts on the shirt, which is fairly dry, and gives him a weird look.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Not that I'm complaining....but I was freezing, and you had a dry t-shirt. While I was here shivering?

Cena: I'm a man... we can't multi-task. I couldn't perve at you AND get you the T-Shirt could I?

(She didn't have to look down to know what he was looking at the whole time. She was cold, that gave her enough of a hint. She doesn't look happy as she hugs her chest with her arms.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-EEEERRRRR (growling in a way that Black Acid would be proud), what if I get sick and die? All for a look at my boobs! That's right...you are a perv...

Cena: I admit that. But then again do you blame me? No offence Amy but I doubt you could find me one man who could sit here and not look. Unless of course they were on the same preference as MDK. But come on... I wouldn't let you die... worst comes to the worst i'd have to come over there and keep you warm myself!

(She put her hand on her hip)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah, and you'd hate that, right?

Cena: I don't pretend for one second that i'd hate it.

(Amy rolls her eyes, and turns away from Cena.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-That's exactly what I mean, all to get a feel. You were suppose to be happily married you know? But...regardless, we are in the middle of no where, so I suppose I can bitch at you later.

Cena: Oh, you don't hate me enough to whine when there's no one here to feel sorry for you? *he laughs* Oh Amy... if only you realised that out of all your so called "friends", not one of them cares for you the way I would... maybe you'd then stop hating me so much.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Why would they feel sorry for me right now? What would they really say? "Sorry that John Cena's such a pervert to you?" I've grown use to it, I don't need anyone to feel sorry for me. I just think there is things that are more important right now. As for my friends, I don't consider someone who almost killed me twice, shoved me in a dress, forced me to model nude as the type of guy that would be considered very "caring". As for my friends being caring. Now I know Jackie isn't very caring when things aren't going her way, but I have plenty of other friends.

Cena: And where are they when you want something. At least I listen to you Amy. I gave you everything you wanted after all. And don't think I had to do it. If you didn't compete at Payback, you'd be in breach of contract, and we all know how bad that would be for you. When was the last time any of your other friends actually listened to you? Take Maria. How many times did you tell her you didn't want to do playboy... and did she listen? How many times have you warned her about Mickie?

.::Amy Jericho::.-You listen to me? That's a laugh, remember it was you that got me into that playboy thing in the first place. Maria knew that, and she knew that I didn't want to do it. But she also knew I had no choice but to do it, and was being supportive to try to make it bareable for me. As for Mickie, I think your confusing me with Jackie. I told her that Mickie was no good a time or two, but I didn't have a moral objection as Jackie had. Maria's a big girl in the end, it's her choice.

Cena: All i'm saying is she doesn't care what you say to her. None of your so called "friends" do. The sooner you realise it the better. Besides, everything i've done will one day benefit you. I've made you look... irresistable. And i've probably pro-longed your career and aided your bank balance through playboy. One day, I think you will be thankful.

.::Amy Jericho::.-I rather be myself, and as I told you when we discussed our new terms. I am just doing fine with money, that's exactly why I never complained about the amount I was being paid, or the benefits I got. All you did was make me equal, that's not exactly a great thing you did. You just finally agreed to raise me up to where everyone else is. They don't make you a saint for that, so are we going to just stand here, and talk back and forth about whether or not you are or aren't what you seem, or are we going to try to find a way back to where we should be? I doubt were going to have daylight for long....

Cena: Well... we have no idea where we are.... our raft is pretty much unusable.. so unless you want to try and swim against the tide... I don't see what we can do to get back. I guess we just have to walk and see where it leads us...

.::Amy Jericho::.-Well of course, that was the plan. You think I would have jumped in the water? It's not worth give you another look. So you coming or not?

Cena: No I was just going to sit here actually. Well... I would do that... but one it would make you too happy... and two... once you start walking... i'll have to follow to keep your ass in my view! So guess so.

.::Amy Jericho::.-*She looks angry, but doesn't blow up on him as she wanted. She knew she had to keep calm.* Maybe you should realize there are more to women than just their bodies, that's why you aren't faithful to anyone. But all that crap doesn't matter, let's just go.

(Amy starts walking away, Cena stands up and follows her.)

Cena: And I have stayed faithful haven't I? You seem to think i'm still the Cena of old. I'm married with 2 children now Amy.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Talking to a happily married woman about her boobs and ass, what would you call that?

(She looks at Cena while they walk.)

Cena: I'd call that talking. Nothing else. Where's the harm in talking about them?

.::Amy Jericho::.-Well, you might not be dead, just married...but people who are happy in one relationship aren't usually so forward with other women. So it brings up the point that you'll never truly be faithful, will you?

Cena: My wife is on the other side of the ocean... how can I be happy right now? I do have needs Amy... maybe thats why i'm finding you more and more irresistable as we stand here! Will I be happy? I think there are things that could make me happy. Perhaps it is wrong of me to talk about you in this way... but lets just say... I can't help it.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Sounds like you base relationships soley on sex, and nothing else. You don't find anything wrong with that?

Cena: Well... with the exeption of Nat... I guess thats how I always viewed women. As nothing but tits and ass. Things to have sex with. I guess there are a couple more exeptions to the rule now. Mickie for one. She means everything to me even though shes a lesbian. And then there's..... errr.... don't worry. But really... I don't see too much wrong with it.

.::Amy Jericho::.-*Amy raises her eyebrow* So....you don't view as Nat as more than just tits and ass, but you find it easy to talk to other women like this since she's not here to fuck? You sure that's not how you view her? Because sure doesn't look it to me, but regardless....it doesn't matter. There is so much more to it, maybe if you knew it maybe we wouldn't have gotten in this whole mess in the first place.

Cena: Maybe your right. But at the end of the days its just women. Most of them bloody ask for it anyway... walking around with their boobs hanging out and pants that are halfway up their ass. They go out like they just want to get laid... so how can they complain if thats what guys do to them? To be fair... women do themselves no favours. If what I do is wrong... I think women acting like complete sluts is at least some justification!

.::Amy Jericho::.-Well, I can't say that all women do their gender a great service acting like they do. But generally we just aren't ashamed of our bodies, and we just want to dress as we want to....you know, like I wanted to dress how I wanted to, and you didn't like that. So you decided to force me to dress in slutty dresses. Maybe you need to realize that women in this world today are suppose to be equal, and maybe if you treated them with a little respect. Then maybe you could understand them a little more?

Cena: I will respect them when they start dressing like they respect themselves. I don't dress you slutty Amy... but I have to admit... I do like taking advantage of it. Women can keep trying to be equal I guess.... but very few really are. Most of them are just looking for a rich man to sponge off. I guess thats why i'm so successful.... because they come to me with dreams of living the life... and just give me the chance to screw them over... in more ways than one.

.::Amy Jericho::.-How can you say that? You do realize that no matter what you do from now on, there always going to say John Cena's career was based around feuding with a woman that you could never get rid of. As I said, there are some women like that, but you can't honestly believe were all like that. I for example can take care of myself, and can do just as good, if not a better job as a man in the profession I'm in!

Cena: Two years ago will show you thats not true. You married Chris Jericho... doesn't that say it all. I don't know if your any better Amy. Part of me really thinks that all women are the same. Money grabbing little whores.

.::Amy Jericho::.-You think marriage is just about money? I had more than enough money without Jericho, years before you even showed up, we couldn't even say how we felt. I married, because I actually loved him, I'm not sure what you have seen. But when it comes to you, I know that Jackie for example loved you, she might even still care about you. She took money from you because that's what happens when you divorce, plain and simple. With the way your going, it will keep on happening, and it's because you have these crazy views about women. You don't think were anything but our bodies! I'm sure if you had given her a choice, she would have picked you everytime...and you showed how much that meant.

Cena: And you think I didn't love Jackie? Maybe I didn't... but I did pick her over Nat until Laura came into the picture. I'd pick my daughters over anyone Amy. But i'm sure they'll have the brains to realise that if they are one day employed by the EMF, they will never be able to reach the heights of the males. Its a shame you haven't realised that. I mean look at you. Your 100 pound nothing.... and 95 pound of that is your boobs. You cry all the time. You display way too much emotion to be able to focus on the sport properly. Hell, your not even that smart. How many times was I able to get you into your bra and panties before? And thats pretty much how you belong. Your just a sex object to this company, and always will be. Your inferior strength will always hold you back from being anywhere near as good as me or any other male on the roster.

.::Amy Jericho::.-What?! OOOOOHH YOU JERK!!! *she starts to shake her fist.*

(Cena goes over to Amy, and puts his hand in her hair.)

Cena: Good, stay angry, it just makes you even hotter.

.::Amy Jericho::.-EEERRRR!

(She stomps her foot, and pushes Cena back. Cena is shocked. He instintively shoves Amy back, and instantly regrets it. Amy obviously not weighing as much, goes stumbling back, trips over a branch. And falls into a huge mud puddle where she gets mud all over her body. She looks up shaking with anger, and can't even say anything more to Cena. Cena looks shocked that this has happened. He just looks at Amy.)

Cena: I'm.... i'm sorry

(The only thing not completely brown in mud is Amy's hazel eyes. She looks at Cena not happy, she's so angry, she's shaking.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I can't believe you! You say all those things, push me, and now your apologizing?

Cena: Why wouldn't I apologise? I didn't mean for that to happen Amy.

.::Amy Jericho::.-*calms down a little bit, and she sighs* As much as it's hard to believe that, I rather not argue anymore, were still in this situation, and it's not going to help arguing. Doesn't change the fact I'm covered with mud though.

Cena: I know. Well at least we're right by the water, so its easy for you to wash off.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Well, I did see a small brook as well, I rather go there, because it's at least surrounded by woods. Just because I'm not sure how much I'm going to have to wash off. But if you really want to apologize, I just ask you for you not to peak.

Cena: Alright Amy. I don't need to anyway. You don't have anything I haven't seen before!

.::Amy Jericho::.-Well, I need to trust you anyways, this might be a good test. So we'll see...now if you excuse me.

(Amy walks away from Cena to the brook that she had saw a little ways into the woods. It was away from any clearing, so she knew that unless she was unlucky, she was going to have privacy. She smiles as she seems that she had found a small pool within the brook. She takes off her shoes, and steps into the small pooled up water in the brook, she dips her hair into it. Starts to scrub the dirt out of it. After getting most, if not all of it out. She continues with her face, and every other exposed area covered in mud. She then takes off her shirt, she is un happy that her original top got really dirty too, so she takes off her top. She is now in her black bra. She washes off her tops. Once she's done, she puts her tops out to a small beach on the side of the pool that had what was left of the sun shining through it, so she was hoping she could get the clothes at least dry enough. She then slides off her shorts to reveal her black thong. Amy washes off her shorts too. Once she thinks it's good enough, she puts her shorts where her tops are. Amy looks over, she wonders what she is going to do next. She decides it's going to be a little bit before she is going to deal with these wet clothes. She decides that she probably needs to get dry too, she goes to her back pack, and pulls out sun glasses. Luckily for her, the sun shining through the woods made things warm enough to keep her warm, and dry her off if she stayed in the sun. Amy lays down on the beach. Cena meanwhile had followed her. He had tried to hold back from looking at her but it had been too hard. He had pretty much watched the entire time, and it had drove him insane. He just stood there, watching Amy lie there in nothing but a Bra and Thong. He felt himself having urges, both new and old towards Amy. Some in which he didn't understand, but with her barely dressed right there in front of him, he couldn't help himself to act on them. He crept up as quietly as he could so as to not alert her attention. He managed to get right up next to Amy. Quick as a flash, he grabbed her and forced a kiss on her. Amy tried to stuggle, but Cena held her in place, and began to touch Amy's Boobs through her bra. Amy pushes Cena off enough to yell.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Get off me! Get off me!

(She finally is able to get away from Cena, she stomps up to her feet angry, and she starts to yell upset.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I knew I couldn't trust you!!

(She lets out a frustrated yell, grabs her clothes, and her things after quickly putting on her shoes. Then starts to storm away from Cena. Cena just looks shocked at what he just did, but then gives chase to Amy. We fade into the next scene, it seemed that Cena didn't catch up with Amy for a while, so she had enough time to get dressed, and was still able to continue on. But it was getting really dark, Amy didn't know where she was, she also was getting hungry, she was lucky that she had some food with her. She takes a few moments to stop, and rest. Knowing that she probably can't go much longer with it getting really dark. She pulls out food from her backpack, and starts to eat it. Although, it seemed that she didn't totally leave Cena in the dust as she wanted to as John Cena finally catches up to her. He overtakes her and steps in front of her so as to prevent her from running off again.)

Cena: Amy... i'm really sorry about that.

.::Amy Jericho::.-(Amy looks mad).....

(Amy tries to walk away, but Cena grabs her arm. Turns her aroun, knowing that Cena wouldn't leave her alone until she said something, she says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Like you were sorry about pushing me into the mud? I thought we were suppose to trust each other, but you couldn't let me have my privacy for one second for me to get dry!

Cena: Its not like that Amy. Not at all.

(Amy brushes Cena's hand off her, and she crosses her arms, and asks.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-And......what was it about then?

Cena: Look I was worried about you. You were gone for ages. You never know what might be out here. I came to find you... and... guess I couldn't help myself. Not many guys would have acted any different to a hot, barely dressed woman.

(Amy still doesn't seem pleased with the answer.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Most guy's wouldn't have tried to do what you did though unless they knew the girl wanted it!

Cena: Im sorry... I just couldn't help myself.

(Amy throws up her hands, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Your impossible!

(She starts to walk away. Cena tries to grab Amy to stop her from leaving, but shes too quick and is able to pull away from him. She runs away just not wanting to be near Cena.)

.::John Cena::.-Amy?! Come on Amy! Calm down!

(But Amy doesn't stop running, Cena doesn't stop chasing, so Amy continues to blindly run away from Cena. Until Amy takes a step that had bit of a drop off that she didn't expect. She screams as she falls from sight, all Cena heard was the thud of Amy's body hitting the ground.)

Cena: Oh.... God...

(Cena looks terrified. It was the 2nd time today that he had felt fear and panic spread through his body. He knew though that he couldn't afford to let it stop him from acting. Before it was his life on the line. But this was different. Cena took a deep breath, and then ran full pelt in the direction of Amy. He nearly falls down the same slope that Amy did, but notices it at the last minute and is able to jump down and land on the ground. He looks around, and notices Amy's body laying there. He rushes over, and kneels down beside her. He shakes her slightly.)

Cena: Amy... talk to me...

Amy gives a light groan, and her eyes do open a little bit. Seemly the fall didn't knock her out, but she clearly was in a lot of pain. The groan was enough to tell Cena all he needed to know.)

Cena: Amy... come on... whats wrong? Where does it hurt?

(Amy gives Cena a weird look, even though she did save his life earlier. Her first thoughts that she might not be able to make it out of here, with Cena being the only other person around.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-.....I hurt something in my.....back.

(Amy coughs a little bit, as it can be seen that she has blood coming from her mouth. Cena just looks terrified as the blood comes out of her mouth.)

Cena: Oh God... what do I do? Can you move at all Amy?

.::Amy Jericho::.-...A little....not much...

(Cena looks at Amy's side, there is quite a bit of bruising.)

Cena: Look Amy. I can't do anything about the bleeding if its internal. We need to get you to a Doctor. If you can't walk... then.... there's only one option I guess.

(Cena takes another deep breath and then lifts Amy up in order to carry her. He walks off back the way they came as we fade out.)

Note: I read after we wrote this you probably don't want to move someone that possibly bleeding internally. Although, after looking it up. You can move around while bleeding internally. Just keep in mind that their in the middle of no where, and know that they need to get Amy to the hospital fast.)

(He walks off back the way they came, so as to not end up at the water, but really has no idea where he is going or where he is. He walks for what seems like forever, just getting more and more worried about Amy as he is failing to get her medical attention. Suddenly, he spots a random house in the woods. He doesn't seem to understand why its there, but decides he has no option but to approach it. He lays Amy down just outside the persons land.)

Cena: Amy... I found a... house. I'm gonna go check it out. But i'm leaving you here... just in case. I mean... you never know what kind of crazy people might live here. I'll only be a few minutes. Just scream if you need me... alright?

(Amy looks up weakly, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Cena...you better not leave me here....

Cena: Well... ok. I didn't want to leave you Amy. But if this guy attacks me.. I can't fight him off with you in my arms. But... if your not comfortable with staying... of course i'll take you.

(Cena picks Amy up again, and heads up the path. He reaches the door and knocks loudly.

(You can hear a voice on the other side of the door as the person gets closer, and closer to the door.)

.::voice::.-Alright, wait a damn second, I'm coming.........no....what if their not someone I'm not suppose to kick their head in?.....They could be here to give me a million dollars.....shut up good voice!...oh good point!

(Suddenly the door opens up as it is revealed to be a long forgotten face, Randy Orton who looks around. Then looks disappointed as he see's Cena.)

.::Randy Orton::.-Your not Torrie...*he looks up* YOU BASTARD, YOU TRICKED ME!! STUPID VOICES IN MY HEAD!

Cena: Err.... Randy Orton? What the hell are you doing out here?

.::Randy Orton::.-Oh, after Torrie went off somewhere. I got some advice from....someone....that I should wait somewhere where no one could find me until our storyline could continue. You found me, now I gotta find another place.

Cena: Erm.... ok. Fair enough. Look.. I need your help... first off... where the hell are we?

.::Randy Orton::.-Yeah, I'd say...hard to say where you are. I'd say the middle of no where, as the only people who know where this place are people who already know where it is! But anyways, yeah, I found it weird that you were carrying around Jericho's old lady around, and for some reason she's bleeding from the mouth. That doesn't look too healthy.

Cena: It isn't. Which is why I need to find a hospital. I'm sure you've sent some McMahon's there or something... can you point me in the right direction?

.::Randy Orton::.-Oh, these things that keep coming on to my porch....give me a second *Orton kicks the head of Shane McMahon who for some reason was on his porch, then turns to Cena, like there is nothing wrong.* Yeah, I could give you a ride up there. Might as well bring this thing up there too.(refering to Shane)

Cena: Ok. Thanks Randy. I'd say I owe you one but.... your still being paid to live out here... so don't think I do.

.::Randy Orton::.-Yeah, I'm such a lazy bastard...but it's not my fault.....I have IED...you see.

Cena: Um.... ok. Whatever you say. Lets just get Amy some medical attention, alright?

.::Randy Orton::.-Oh, right...

(We fade away, and we fade into a near by hospital. We walk down the hall way, until we see Scott Hall banging at a glass door of some doctors office.)

.:: Scott Hall::.-Dr. House! You need to see me, I need to make my roleplay a thousand times better than it already is!

(The doctor in the office is doing his best to ignore Scott Hall, throwing a ball at the wall.)

.::Gregory House::.-...not here....

.:: Scott Hall::.-But...you have glass doors! I see you through them!

.::Gregory House::.-I'm not real....

.:: Scott Hall::.-But...I see you, you're real!

.::Gregory House::.-That's from the clear tumor you are suffering from, you believe that a TV doctor exists, you're hallucinating I'll have you scheduled to have apart of your brain cut out.

(Suddenly security come, and drag Scott Hall away kicking and screaming. After that random encounter, we zoom down the hall into a waiting room. John Cena is sitting there, when a Doctor happens to walk past him.)

Cena: Doctor hang on.... how is she doing?

.:: Doctor::.-Well...since you're the person that brought in Mrs. Irvine. I can tell you that we do have mostly good news, she's better than what she looked when she was brought in. She didn't have any internal bleeding, but she is really roughed up. Were keeping her over night to make sure everythings in order.

Cena: No internal bleeding? I suppose thats good then. Can I see her?

.:: Doctor::.-I'm afraid not....unless you happen to be family...

Cena: Yes, I am. She's my cousin. I just want to make sure she's ok.

.:: Doctor::.-Hhhhhhmmm....well you both don't look it, but for some reason, I get the feeling you might be a pro. wrestler. So it must be alright, she's in room 24a, just keep in mind she may or may not be awake.

Cena: Alright. Thanks.

(Cena walks away and heads to the room Amy is in. Sure enough, she's not awake. Cena just looks at her. He goes over to her, and looks quite worried. He sits down next to her.)

Cena: Amy... i'm so glad your going to be ok. I was really... worried about you. I know i've given you a rough time for as long as I remember but... I didn't mean for it to go this far. I never meant for you to get hurt. If anything had happened to you... I couldn't have lived with myself. Just... get well soon ok? If not for me, then for your daughter. I'm really sorry...

(Cena looks like he wants to carry on talking, but its too hard for him. He just stands up, and gently puts his fingers into Amy's hair, just touching it a little before he turns away. He walks away from her and back out of the room. As Cena is out of the room, Amy's eyes slowly open up. She gives a bit of a weird look with her eyes, as we fade out with that.)