Amy Jericho could be described in many ways. One of those ways includes her willingness to help other people, especially when it comes to her friends. This is what happened when she learned of John Cena sneaking around with the Cena cleaning girl, Natasha. This would lead to Natasha getting pregnant. For a while Cena was able to get away with it. That was until Amy Jericho had learned about Cena's affair at her wedding to her husband Chris Jericho. Her trait to help one of her better friend's see what was going on with her husband came to the fore front. However, she did not get away as clean as she thought. Because thanks to her wedding dress and high heels, John Cena had caught her listening in on the cell phone call that leaked the information about his affair. This led to many months of Cena threatening Amy. He tried to make sure that Amy did not tell Jackie. Still, Amy's will to help her friend was much stronger than anything, and she kept trying. This was even if it meant risking much bodily harm to herself. Although, things were about to go from bad to worst, when she learned she was pregnant with the Jericho's first child, Ashley. The Jericho's were happy to have a child on the way, but for Amy it only put her in a more vulnerable position. This was a position that she knew that John Cena would use if he were to find out. This was only a matter of time, as it was clear that she was going to be very noticeable, while pregnant. When Cena found out, he took advantage of this to get her out of the way. Although a lot of his plans were effective. What Cena did not count on was Amy's strength, and will to make sure that Cena did not get away with his evil doings. He sent her to Iraq, and as soon as she was able to, she made her way back to the EMF to get right back into his face. He took advantage of her while pregnant. He used her to stop her husband from adding Cena to the list of careers that he had killed. After Amy gave birth to Ashley, it started to become clear that Cena's relationship towards Amy was very unique. Many rumors have gone around the Extreme Measures Federation that has said that Cena has possibly liked Amy for quite sometime. Yet, she was the one girl that would always reject him, and for the guy that could get any girl...it bugged him. As well as it also challenged him. If there was one time that those rumors might have been confirmed, it was after her pregnancy. This is where Cena had seemly expressed some interest in her. Amy rejected his various advances, the last one ending with a forced kiss. Which Amy answered back with a knee to the balls. However, this rejection was used against Amy to fool Jackie that Amy had been on Cena's side the whole time. This would lead Jackie to turn on Amy, despite her pleas. Not being in any condition to fight back. Jackie would come hunting for her head. Leading to a match where Amy was dangerously hit many times with a steel chair to the head. Many speculate that it almost cost Amy her life. Cena had thought that this was the end of his problems, although, it was not. It was only the beginning of them as Amy convinced Jackie to finally follow through with her divorce to Cena. Feeling terrible over what she did, Jackie would agree to finally get the divorce that probably should have happened a long time before that. The reason it did not happen was because John Cena had done a masterful job in breaking Jackie's confidence. But thanks to this push and support by Amy, she was able to file for divorce. Amy not only stood behind Jackie during the divorce, but she testified for Jackie on the character of John Cena. Who had done everything to try to avoid justice from being served, when he was clearly in the wrong. The case was as open and shut as it should have been, as Jackie was award sixty percent of the Cena estate. What should have been the end was only the beginning. As Cena decided that it was time to make Amy Jericho pay for what she did. Not only because she had beaten Cena, but it was most likely it was because she was a woman, and did it. He would not rest until he had broken the spirit that had cost him so much. Taking away everything important to her, and make her realize she was nothing more than a weak woman. So he had her husband brutally beaten up by a mob, and run down by a car. Being an emotional woman, this would spur Amy to seek revenge. This was the effect that Cena was looking for as he forced Amy to make a mistake. She agreed to face Cena in the match to try to end his reign of terror, but in exchange, if she lost, then she would become Cena's cleaning slave. Amy agreed to the match and all the stipulations of the match, she was confident that she could beat Cena. But she had not expected that Cena would not play fair in the way he did. His aim was not only to beat Amy, but to make her into a joke. The match was at Payback 2007. Even though Cena over powered Amy. Amy had shown quite a bit of fight, it looked like she might start to go on the offense. This was when Cena's plan came to the surface. He used the difference in her body as a woman as an advantage. He started to knife edge chop Amy's breasts, causing Amy a lot of pain. This was even more so since she was nursing her baby Ashley. Being that it was not against the rules; Cena had gotten away with it. It was a sickening plan (although, a plan I wish I was on), although very effective. The blows to Amy's breasts seemed to hurt and shock her enough for her to go down in defeat. Amy's willingness to put people before herself finally caught up with her. She was now basically Cena's slave, where he worked her long, hard hours. But it would seem that Cena's real aim wasn't to work Amy to death. His real aim was to take something important to her, her tomboy look. Which he would do under an alternate stipulation that Cena inserted into the contract. This would force Amy to wear nothing but a skirt or dress anywhere Amy was recognized as an EMF superstar. Cena knew how much this would bug Amy, and Amy wanted to avoid it like the plague. Although, even though her spirit was willing, there came a time that her body would not allow her to go on anymore. She would find herself losing her right to wear whatever she wanted. But it would only go from bad to worse, when it was revealed that Cena also controlled what dress Amy wore on EMF shows. These dresses usually exposed Amy more than she ever wanted. What's worse was that the stipulation was worded in a way where Cena could strip her of her dress, and Cena could make her life even harder. This was through whatever punishment he would choose for her for being seen without wearing a skirt of some kind. Which he's done two times, making her look even more feminate looking by forcing her to wear high heels with her Shockwave dresses. This was also taking her right to wear nothing more than a thong under her skirt. But even with those things, Amy has not become the girly girl that Cena clearly wants Amy to be. After getting attacked by "the Black Widow" Katrina, she watched the next few weeks. She noticed that the lines were starting to get drawn between a Cena group and anti-Cena group. She decided to take these people and try to strike back at Cena. With the stipulation being if Amy's team won, then John Cena would no longer be the president for a month. If Cena's team won, then Amy would be forced to take whatever random job around the EMF that each of the Cena group forced her to do. This was a chance to right the wrongs that happened at Payback, will Amy get revenge? Or will her situation get temporarily worse?

(We go into the Irvine's home in Orlando Florida; we fade into one of the random rooms in the home. A camera crew obviously on loan from the EMF looks around the house. The home still isn't as alive as it once was just one year ago. Because Chris Jericho is not around the home still, but with time that should change. The camera slowly makes its way into the living room. As we get our first image of Amy Jericho. Amy sits on her couch. She is wearing a t-shirt and a short punk rocker skirt. She looks over at the camera crew, and curses herself. Seems she has not gotten use to wearing skirts and dresses, because she did not cross her legs (so we probably got a panty shot :-D). She does so, as she watches the TV. She gets a pained expression on her face; the camera gets a shot of the television. Amy is watching her match with John Cena at Payback. The camera is able to capture what is so painful for Amy to re-live. As the television shows Amy trapped in the corner by John Cena. Her top was just stripped off her, revealing her pink bra. Her face already in a lot of pain and shock as John Cena had purposely started to aim for Amy's breasts. Cena then purposely knife edge chops Amy's breasts one last time as you can hear Amy's pain from that night. She falls to the ground, and puts her hands up trying to get Cena to stop being so cruel. The match plays through as Amy turns it around. Ending as John Cena ends Amy's momentum by catching a cross body block by Amy and puts her up on his shoulders to hit the F-U. But having second thoughts for some reason, and instead putting her on his knee. Pulling her pants down, exposing her entire pink thong that she had wore that day and spanked her in front of her home crowd and millions of people around the world. Amy cannot take anymore; she turns off the television and the DVD. She closes her eyes, knowing that is why she is so vulnerable. Knowing because she couldn't beat Cena that she now had to dress like John Cena wants her to dress. She hated wearing dresses and skirts before and it was a nightmare to have to wear them anywhere she went, even on her own time. She couldn't even step outside of her home without wearing a skirt or Cena could make her life even worst when she got into work. Realistically, she could wear pants around the house, but it was not worth it. If someone came into her home, she would have to change into a skirt or hope the person didn't rat her out. So she had no other choice to wear a skirt all the time. Amy opens her eyes as her baby Ashley Irvine makes some noises from her play pen. Seemly Ashley had always had a connection with her Mom, and knew when she was troubled. Amy gives a small smile. Her motherly instincts were telling her that her baby wanted to be held. But sometimes, she wondered if Ashley did this for her and not herself. Since giving birth to her, Amy had learned how very smart her daughter already is. Although, Amy wasn't totally convinced on the stories Maria had told her, still she felt her baby and herself had a very strong bond. Amy walks over to the play pen; she picks up Ashley from her play pen and walks over to the couch. She holds her baby in her arms and looks down at her, as Amy begins talking to her. The camera captures the conversation between mother and daughter.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-You know Ashley...a lot of people are already saying that you have a destiny...a destiny to be in that same environment that I just watched. To step into the world of professional wrestling and I could see why. You are the daughter of the Jericho's. Why wouldn't people predict that is your future? It is in your blood, your instinct will probably lead you to the ring much as your Mommy and Daddy before you. However, I know that it's a long time before that happens. We have so many years ahead of us. This is the first time I will tell you this, but it will always ring true. I want you to follow your dreams. Ashley...I came to be where I'm at, because I just was myself. I did not allow anyone else to tell me what I should be; I just went out and did it. If your dream is not to be a professional wrestler, I won't be disappointed in you...as long as what you want to be isn't bad. However, I will tell you something about being a woman in professional wrestling...it is not easy at all...not one bit. I can already tell that if you step into the world of professional wrestling, you are going to want to be a wrestler. When that's not what people want us to be. Were expected to stand there and look pretty. Were not expected to be wrestlers and the ones who are, are in a never ending war for respectability. I want to make this better for you....I really do. But I do not know if this will ever be possible with John Cena in the way. That's what this match at Last Stand is really all about. My own continuation of my fight as a woman and women in general in professional wrestling. You see Ashley, for almost a year the Extreme Measures Federation has tried to shove its female wrestlers in their so called place. Whether that's just being there to show off our body. Just stand at ring side in...very little. Doing nothing other than clap for their wrestler or even hitching up the male wrestlers and having their baby. Staying at home to cook and clean. This is while males actually wrestle. This is of course not the EMF's fault. No this is the fault of one man....John Cena. It all started when Daddy and I got married. I had learned that Cena was doing bad things to Jackie...things that I hope that you do not have to experience. However, Cena would not just pay for his sins. No, he needed to try to cover them up. He would try to do what he could to stop me and put me in the place where he believes that all women should be....out of the ring. Maybe out of wrestling entirely. He's done everything to try to "put me in my place". The places that I have fought my entire career to stay out of. For about a year, John Cena learned that your mother is not the weak woman that he seems to take all women for...everything he's thrown at me. I have either walked right through or I have countered. This is whether it was sending to me Iraq, convincing people to harm me or anything. I showed him that your mother was not going to back down easily. So much, I ended up winning the real war for Jackie. Jackie was able to get her divorce from that bad man, and gain every bit of the money she could ever dream of from her divorce. Sure, she lost it. But that was her wishes, she had the money...it was her choice to gamble it. Even though she did lose it that does not change the outcome of everything that we worked for and the man we fought against knew this. This is because to him this was a deep shame. Because John Cena not only had lost a lot of money, but more-so than that. He was embarrassed that he lost to a group of women. He could not have that, now could he? No, even though no one made a big deal about it. You see Ashley...I think the thing I have wrong with most women trying to gain respectability in places where we don't usually have it. They are always are so quick to kill the normalcy of women being in a work place. If a woman achieves something we usually do not. It's celebrated like a big deal, or some stupid individual pointed a finger at the guy and scream "you got beat by a girl". You see...that's not what we want to do. That gives the message that it is a shame to lose to someone. If it's a shame to lose someone, just because they happen to be a woman. Then that sends the message that all women should be considered lower than men in that profession, whatever it might be, and if you aren't better than a woman, than you obviously aren't any good period. I was never going to do that to Cena, I was going to simply walk off and be happy for my friend. I was not going to mock him for losing to a girl. To me, it was to be expected. I have beaten people who are considered by many as ten times the man that John Cena is, men who were ten times the human beings, and even ten times the wrestler he is as well. But John Cena could not handle that. So he decided that he needed to focus on me, and make me pay for embarrassing him. He forced me to stop dressing as I wanted to and started dressing to highlight the fact I was a woman. He thought that I would just go away, but he was wrong. You see Ashley. By all rights, John Cena does not believe that I should be in this match at Last Stand. He thinks that I should have nothing to do with wrestling, other than degrading myself. Yet, I shown him time and time again, that he can shove me in a dress, he can do whatever he wants to me. But I will always continue to fight, as I will at Last Stand. Last Stand seems to be where my war for you and all women in professional wrestling has come to ahead. Oh I know when people see the advertisement for Last Stand that is not what they are hyping. They are hyping the fact that Scott Kincaid will step into the ring against his long time tag team partner "the Badd Boy" Tony Ikeda. They are hyping the fact that Jarred Carthallion will finally get the chance to gain revenge on Tony, due to all he's done since he's return as well. They will advertise the surprising return of Edge, and his agenda for retuning out of the blue. Of course I won't be totally lost in the shuffle. They will also mention that I will be stepping into the ring with another great women's wrestler. A wrestler that some consider to be at least one of the greatest women's champions of all time in Extreme Measures Federation history, "the Black Widow" Katrina. To say that I am being totally discriminated against, just because I am female is not fair. But I know what they are thinking; it's the same thing that a lot of people are thinking. They are thinking that Katrina and I are in the match for one thing...to face one another. Then once one of us eliminates each other, we won't be heard from again. Until we step into the ring and a male wrestler eliminates one of us. The critics, such as John Cena, will expect us to shatter after the first punch or they will expect that we will only last a few seconds when we have to face a male. It will happen in this match, either Katrina or myself could find ourselves face to face with some of the greatest male wrestlers ever to step into an Extreme Measures Federation ring. To those people who think we cannot handle it, such as John Cena. There is only one question in their minds, it's not "how much of a fight will these women put up"? It's whether or not the men in this match will be gentlemen enough to try to beat us, rather than embarrassing us? Without either hitting in places that you shouldn't hit a girl...taking her clothes off...or many other embarrassing and degrading things. I admit, I don't know about Katrina. But as for me, I will not surcome to these expectations. Even though I know that it I it will be up hill battle against some of these legends. That I might be over my head trying to fight them, if I have to. But if they think that I will just crawl in the fetal position if they hit a move on me, then they have another thing coming. I will not beg them not to hurt me. Even though I might be pinned in the middle of the ring or forced to tap, because they lock me in a painful submission. But regardless of that, one thing is for sure...I will NOT go down without a fight. I will give it my all as I always do if it were someone of my own gender. Now I am not going to discount Katrina, I have seen all the tapes. I seen her wrestle live and I know she's good. I know between me and her it's going to be a battle. So Katrina, if you are watching this, do not think I believe that I am going to walk all over you. But if I know if I'm the one that walks out of our battle...that you are only apart of the war that I will have to wage in this match. You see...Ashley...that match I just watched. I was embarrassed pretty bad, because of that match...people who didn't think much of women wrestlers beforehand, now think even less of them. It was not always like that...when I started my professional career, I was lucky enough to start in a organization that respected women as wrestlers. It was an organization known as the Real Wrestling Alliance. It was not just one federation, it was many federations. I started in one of their federation known as the World Wrestling Federation. (Amy is smiling, she loved talking about these times, and sharing this with her daughter. Even though she might not understand right now. She knew that she would tell her many times of her times in wrestling, and relate it to many things as she grew up.) Now, while I started in the WWF...I was nothing more than a manager. But a manager that meant something, you see...unlike the standard that John Cena wants for most women in the Extreme Measures Federation. In the World Wrestling Federation, we were not told to take off our clothes daily. We were not told that we would have to do embarrassing and degrading things. We were held in the very highest regard. I was in a group known as Team X-treme, a very popular group that consisted of my then friends Matt and Jeff. Sure, for the most part of my stay with the World Wrestling Federation, I had to split my time managing the Hardyz and actually wrestling. But it was ok; I did not mind managing them at all. I was actually treated with respect there, even though I was just a manager. Matt and Jeff thought as me as their secret weapon, anytime I got a chance, I did what I could to help my team win. This is whether that meant sneaking in a Litacarana or a triple DDT. Even though I was doing something that I did not want to do, I felt that it was very much worth it. If there was a time that I do not mind being a valet, it was then and with your Daddy. When I left the RWA-WWF, I did it to start my own career, because as much as I wanted to stay with the Hardyz and continue helping them. I felt it was time to move on and work on my career on my own. Sadly, I lost two good friends because of that. Do I feel bad for the fact that I might have stepped on Matt's heart without knowing it...yes, but if he really once cared for me as he claims. He would be happy that I went and took the opportunity. He knew that my heart was not totally into being a manager. Many of the people...say that was the reason the Hardy Boyz went to hell. They said that my leaving allowed the Hardy Boyz to become unglued, and their careers went to hell after that. The light I was portrayed in while in the RWA-WWF made me seem like the glue. However, I do not believe that to be true. The Hardyz were talented, I will never denied that. I don't know why they did not succeed after I left; I have some guesses, but nothing more than that. It might have been their will to do the sport anymore. If that's the case, both Matt and Jeff should have been happy for me, for the fact that I went on to try to make it on my own in a sport I still loved. Because I was following my heart, and what I wanted to do. As heart breaking as it was for them, particularly Matt. He should have known that he couldn't stand in the way of me doing more in the world of professional wrestling. He also should have known that I would not just "come around and be his girlfriend" as I think he wanted me to be. He knew that I always loved your Daddy, I don't think I could have seen Matt as anything more than a friend. So I went to World Championship Wrestling on my own to be a wrestler, nothing more...nothing less. In the RWA-WCW, I would say that women were even more-so respected in World Championship Wrestling as they were in the World Wrestling Federation. We were not expected to be valet/wrestlers. For the most part, we were on our own. Our own characters, our own feuds that meant something, and we were involved in many important storylines. We were actually given more freedom in the matches we were willing to do. Our feuds were given more respect and time into them, other than one person is a...eerr...female dog against the nice girl. No, we had reasons to be there. Sure, my on stage character wasn't the best. I had to do a lot of things on camera that were not comfortable. But your father was always there for me. We would always talk in the backstage area. Despite everything that went on television, he made it ok.....*Amy looks kinda sad*. After a while I went back to the World Wrestling Federation, after World Championship Wrestling died. Where I spent a few months. Someone must have seen how well I and your father got along. Because they were going to put your Dad and I together on screen. But...it never happened, and the RWA completely closed after that. Sadly...that place deserved better than that. That is why your father and I decided to invade the Extreme Measures Federation. We wanted the people to remember the RWA. Also, at the time...it respected women like no other fed we looked to invade. They cared to have a women's division, try to get women's wrestling over with the fans. Even though their fans did not like it at first. I think women's wrestling finally caught on in the EMF around 2004 or 2005. A true women's division was born. I would like to think that I had something to do with that. My feud with your "aunt" Sierra put women in the spotlight like no other time in Extreme Measures Federation history. An actual feud, yes it was driven by a lot of bad feelings between the two of us. But through it, we gained a lot of respect for one another, and I gained a great friend because of it. It also is what I have to thank for being able to marry the man of my dreams. So as hard as it was, I can look back on it and say it was worth it. But...I would like to believe that it helped a lot of other women to finally get that stage that we were looking for. Trish was dominating during this time. Jackie was able to come into the EMF and prove that she was not just a "diva", that she was an actual athlete, and that she did. So many other divas wrestled, it was a great time to be a women's wrestler in the Extreme Measures Federation. When I got engaged to your father, we knew that we were going to have children. If we so happened to have a little girl that would go on to follow in our foot steps. We knew that the women's division would be a good environment for her to try to achieve her dream, if that was what it was...(Her look goes to happy to anger) But, that's when John Cena came to power. He took all the great female's wrestler's work in Extreme Measures Federation history, and destroyed it. He does not respect any of the female competitors, he will tell you something different. He will try to make himself look innocent, but it's because of him that the women's title is not as respected as it is. It's because of him that the crowd views us as nothing more than eye candy. Now my own image has been taken away from me, not only was I put in a dress and high heels. I was made to look very weak at Payback 2007. But....my war for you and all women's wrestling is not over Ashley. No, if your destiny is to follow in the Other World's foot steps. Then I do not want you to go through what I have to...I want you to be in an EMF that women are viewed at least with respect. That is what I truly want for you; you should not have to go through the things that I've had to go through the past year. At Last Stand 2007, Katrina might not know how important this match is, but this might be the Last Stand for women's wrestling in the EMF...the last chance for respectability. A lot is riding on my shoulders and for my daughter. I will not fail this time; I know that I have much more than just myself riding on this one match. Women wrestling in the Extreme Measures Federation could be altered forever in that one night. A chance to stir it off the course that it's going towards. The course of women being looked as nothing more than jokes. Where the only competition is "who can wear the least amount of clothes". For you my daughter, for all the women's wrestlers in the Extreme Measures Federation right now. Whether they love me or hate me. I will correct the wrongs and finally the damage to the image of women that John Cena has put on us, and put him "in his place" once.....and for all.

(Note: LOL, no Amy is not turning into a feminist or something. I started out with that due to the fact Cena has made her and most women in the EMF out to be jokes and she see's this match as her chance to turn it around. If you don't get why I started out like this...but I figured you should. Just a note for people who do not.)

(Amy stops and looks down, you would think that long speech would have put Ashley asleep. Only Ashley looks up at Amy, seemly with interested eyes. Amy gives her a hug for being there for her and kisses her on the forehead.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I love you hun; you know...Mommy should probably get the mail. I'll be back soon, alright?

(Amy takes Ashley over into her play pen. Amy then turns to the camera crew. Trying to explain why she all of a sudden wanted to check the mail box.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-While I was talking, I thought I saw the mail being delivered, do you mind if one of you watches over Ashley? I just need to see if we have any mail.

(Off camera, another worker not holding the camera nods that they will look after Ashley while Amy is away. Amy takes one glance at her daughter and then walks through a few rooms in the home, and to the outside. She opens the front door and walks through it. She then leaves the door open for the cameraman following her to step outside as well. Amy takes a few steps. She gets a very unsure look; she hated to walk outside into public, dressed as she was. As she felt so stupid and unlike herself dressed like this. She takes a look around, and steps out into the open. She thought that the coast was clear; however that was not the case. A neighbor who clearly was not a wrestling fan can't believe what they are seeing. They did not know Amy much, but from what they saw of the "woman who worked for a wrestling company". She was very much a tomboy, and the sight of her walking out in a skirt was very unexpected to say the least. Amy walks to the community mail box, just trying to keep her head down. Avoiding any eye contact she was going to have with any people that saw her on a daily basis. She wanted to avoid all questions about her new look for those who did not watch wrestling. Luckily she had avoided it until now, but that did not mean that she did not get stares. Finally she gets to the mail box with no one asking any questions. But with her head down, she had not noticed the mail men who had just finished. She looks confused and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-What happened to the other mail man?

(The camera shows two new...odd looking mail men.)

.::Jesse::.-OH! He needed a break, so we are filling in! I'm Jesse, and this is my cousin Festus!

.::Festus::.-ha!....ha!....I......I.....I...

.::Jesse::.-Holy crap! Did you hear that! He delivered your mail all by himself! How awesome...now THAT is the look of the next great mail man!

(Festus gets a far away look as his mouth hangs open.)

.::Jesse::.-NEXT! He's going to show the world what a great driver is!

(Festus climbs into the mail truck drives a few feet and runs someone down. Jesse runs over to see its Cynthia Smith. Her shirt is still open with Angelus Archer's symbol just above her breasts. She has the words "radical extinction" written into her forehead.)

.::Jesse::.-Did you see that?! That had to be a record for vehicle homicide!! Jesus Christ Festus! That was brilliant!!! Have I ever told you about the rabbits that live over there?

(Jesse points in a random direction. Festus gets out of the mail truck and walks in the direction Jesse pointed. Jesse watches him get a good distance away, and then reaches into his truck and pulls out a shotgun and pumps it. He shakes his head, and then Jesse follows Festus. Amy is still shocked at all of this, but she would get a even bigger shock. Because suddenly, Cynthia Smith sits up (ala Kane) and looks to Amy.)

.::Cynthia Smith::.-Structural damage to T-X model 12345. Must get fine from Archer, Angelus Mervin.

(T-X Cynthia stumbles off, and Amy stands there with a blank look on her face, and then she starts to bust out laughing.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Angelus' middle name is "Mervin"?!?! hahhahaha...

(Suddenly the neighbor watching her earlier comes from behind and gives Amy an odd look.)

.::Neighbor::.-Um...does things like that always happen when you're on camera?

(She looks back at the neighbor, hoping to avoid the skirt question. She says...)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Wellll.....

(Suddenly Hornswoggle runs across the screen in the background. Jamie Noble chases after him yelling like a mad man. We also hear a loud gun shot out of no where. Amy stays quiet for a moment, deciding whether or not she should make a comment to this, finally she just decides to leave it alone.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-....you have no idea...

.::Neighbor::.-Eeerr...ok...well, I like the new look. You look very pretty Mrs. Jericho, if you don't mind me saying...

(Amy closes her eyes, and the neighbor already see's he's touched a nerve. He puts his hands up innocently.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-No, I understand why you would bring it up. But...I'm forced to dress like this right now. I rather not get into it, if you like to know more about why I have to dress like this. Look up the EMF on the internet; it'll probably have information on why I have to dress like this from now on. Well, I have to get going...I'll talk to you another time...

.::neighbor::.-Alright, later.

(Amy leaves the neighbor who checks their mail, after she got her own. As Amy starts to walk back to her home, the camera gets a shot of in front of Amy. She has her eyes on the ground until she gets to her drive way and she looks up and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I hope you are happy Cena...I really hope you are happy to see me like this. I am sure you think that you are doing me a favor to try to show me my place in this world. You think that just because I am a woman, that I should not be facing you and giving you the problems that I have. I do know the truth; you did not force me in a dress and high heels for my own benefit. But I know the main reason for it. It is a reason that you will never admit, because there is a lot of shame to it. It's because of the way that you view women. There is a reason why women are looked down on in the Extreme Measures Federation today. Deep down, you view us as nothing more than play things. Objects, which are there to be your arm charm, and nothing more. In your mind, we should be nothing more than that. Before our match at Payback, you made me out as nothing more than a woman. Labeling me by my gender. To you, I was nothing more than a weak woman, a woman that should know her place, before she gets hurt. A woman that should be cooking, cleaning, barefoot and pregnant. Not facing you in a wrestling match, where in your mind I had no chance to defeat you. It's what this match at Last Stand is all about as well. As you have said many times, it's about putting me in the place where you believe I, and all other women should be. In your mind, I am sure this is logical to you. But I know it had much more to with much more than you let on...it had to do with your ego. I mean you are John Cena. The man who dominated World Wrestling Entertainment, right? One can look at your championship reign to see why you have such a high opinion of yourself and such a low opinion of anyone else. Much less a woman that will stand against you. Although, during this match at Last Stand...it might be those very same views that might spell defeat for you. Don't know what I'm talking about? Well, let's go over what's behind those views. We will have to start from the beginning. To the man that you defeated for your very first world championship. The champion before you was one of the longest reigning champions in Smackdown history. He was John "Bradshaw" Layfield, "wrestling god"! A man that went through men such as the Undertaker, Eddie Guerrero, Booker T, The Big Show, and Kurt Angle to retain his belt. All great superstars in their own right. All of them could beat anyone, yet no matter what they did. No matter what gimmick the match was, no matter where they were, JBL always found a way to win. Not only that, but he put pressure on himself only to make his win even more glorious. He would guarantee that he would walk away the winner of the match. Sometimes, he promised that if he did not win, that he would walk away from his wrestling career if he did not come out of the match in question victorious. Through it all, he was always able to walk through whatever challenge that he was faced with and over came it. Then came Wrestlemania 21, the so called "grandest stage of them all", where he was set to face you. An hour or two before the match in the backstage. He met up again with the world heavyweight champion of RAW Triple H, and made the same promise that he would win his match. What happen...that one time, he did not live up to his promise. He was defeated by you when it mattered and you became champion. You often talk about your matches after that with Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle. Both those guy's were no jokes in their own right. Vince knew what he was doing when he put them in the ring with you. Because, whether they won or lost the match. Both Kurt and Shawn could take even the most untalented piece of crap and make it look good. That's exactly what happened, they carried you. Even though they lost, and they ended up making themselves look horrible. In the end, they did what they were supposed to do, and they made you look like the god that the WWE wanted you to be. It's just too bad what they made was nothing more than a full of himself piece of crap. You thought you were better than you really were; you thought that you could take on the world. You thought that there was nothing more to achieve at World Wrestling Entertainment. You want to know something Cena. You are no different than the guy who's finisher you spinned off of. You are a lot like Brock Lesnar. A man who thought that he could do no wrong, a man that was pushed to the moon, and when the time was right. He showed that the only thing that the WWE made was an ego. They did not make the "Next Big Thing" as they hoped; they just built up a steroid bound freak. Who thought he was much better than he was. Cena, this was the very start of this ego that will be your undoing at Last Stand. The ego grew so big, that it grew bigger than the WWE itself. So much so, that it made the place that made you, no longer interesting. So you came to the Extreme Measures Federation. Your ego got the best of you and you thought that you would run through the EMF as you did with the WWE. But you soon realized that no matter what the WWE made you out to be. That no one would automatically attach to your ass in the front office, and give you a title shot on your first day, as I'm sure you expected. You found yourself having to work from the bottom to the top once again. You realized that you would actually have to do what you were not forced to do in World Wrestling Entertainment. You would have to work, that you did. But then you realized another thing, which was that you were never as good as the WWE made you out to be. Sure in the early part of your career, you were able to capture the television championship. You were able to hold it for a long time, but deep down it was killing you to be on the mid card. It was then, that you learned your place in professional wrestling. You were just like Goldberg. A man who was pretty big and looked pretty dominant, but in the end was not a very talented wrestler. When his environment was taken away from him, after WCW closed...he went to the WWE and what happened? He did not look as dominant. He now refuses ever to step back into the WWE, because he felt he was "used wrong". But you know what...he found out just like you did Cena. That he just was not that good. However, you were young, unlike Goldberg. You had that big contract, but you needed to earn that money if you wanted the life that you have now. So you decided that you had to find a way to survive your career in the EMF. You had to pull the wool over the eyes of everyone yourself, and make yourself out to be better than you were. You were not a homegrown talent in the EMF, so no one was going to hold your hand. So you realized that the only way you were going to get ahead in the EMF was using people along the way. First it was Revolution and the fans. You rode that wagon as far as it would take you. Until you realize that it was no longer successful, then you dumped them and joined the Elite. A stable with greater superstars in Punisher...and...ok, I guess Punisher was the only talented one. But they were much better known than anyone in Revolution that fact is for sure. You were once again riding high, weren't you? It was like the WWE all over again. You thought that you could do no wrong. So you did what you wanted to help you and the people that were giving you something at the time. The fact that you played with my heart for the benefit of Jackie was no never mind to you. You did not think about me when you decided to play that little trick that you did. In your mind, there was nothing you would not do to get me out of retirement. All that mattered was that Jackie got the opportunity to add my name to her list that she was making at the time. It was due to the boosting of your ego. Thanks to guys like Rhyno, Trish, and Punisher that you somehow got it in your head that it was alright to cheat on your wife. OK, maybe you do know what it's like to sleep with Jackie. But the fact of the matter is, when you cheated on her, there was no remorse. You somehow felt justified. No matter how very wrong that is in the REAL world. Because as you proclaimed, she is like "making love to a dead fish". Although, you were still willing to say your "I do's" to that woman that was like a dead fish. Oh that's right, you only married her "not to lose her". Yet that all went out of the window only an hour after getting hitched. To a girl that was there anyways and single, why bother? The REAL truth of the matter is that you are a piece of shit, who doesn't know the meaning of the word faithful. But you'll say anything to save the girl you happen to be width's honor, right? Good god, I love how your ego spins things, and tries to make you seem you were in the right! You were not; there is no excuse for what you did. I am sure in your head, it somehow all made sense, correct? Although, it was because of that very ego that you ended up once again forgetting your place in the wrestling world and how fortunate that you are to even be close to the level you are. You aren't here on your own merits. I said it last time I faced you and I will say it now. Because it still rings true in this match as it did in that match at Payback. Deep down you know you are not the best wrestler the EMF has to offer. You said it yourself, you are not Dean Malenko. I am glad you realize that Cena, but you still think that you are the greatest thing the EMF has ever seen. Because since the summer of 2005. You truly believe that you are better than anyone else that has stepped foot into an EMF ring. You are better than Alex Salvatore, Hardcore Barczykowski, Xtreme Deema, the Sandman, Cobra, Steve Hiroko, Road, Trashman and people like that. You want to know what these people all have in common. These are the original EMFers. They are the reason that you even have a chance to live in that mansion you have, and live off your fake success. Yet you are somehow better than them? Give me a break!! Then it only gets better, you think you are better than X-Cold? In what? In table tennis? In golf? In basketball...wait a minute! That last one doesn't make sense. Since Mr. throw back doesn't know much about basketball. But the point is that you must have been talking about something along those lines. Because to think that you are somehow better than the EMF's version of Hulk Hogan is mind blowing. The fact of the matter is this; you can list your accomplishments all you want. But X-Cold was much more than you give him credit for. In one year, he accomplished what took you three years to accomplish, and would have done more. If he didn't have an insanely power hungry president after him and his wife. Sound familiar Cena? You are the insanely power hungry president. You are the one who is pulling the strings in the Extreme Measures Federation. Therefore, you get whatever title opportunity you want. That does not make you better than anyone. Just as I said, you have lost sight of that. You forgot what it was like to step into the EMF, with no power, and no one kissing your ass. Really...that's what this match at Last Stand is all about. You truly believe that it's me that is out of place. You believe that I should "get back in the kitchen and make you a sandwich". Hell, I'm sure you think my place is on my back in your bed, screaming your name, right? Or rather, that's in your dreams of course. But the fact of the matter is...you put me in a dress, so that I could try to remember that place that you think I should be in. Yet, this dress means much more than that to you. It's much more than a way so you make my boobs almost fall out. It's much more; it's a message to me. Because in the end...you fear me.

(Amy smiles and grins at the camera.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-That's right, I said it...you fear me. This dress and the fact you want me to "just be a girl" is for one reason. You know that I am that slap down on your ego that brings you down and makes you realize that you are not as good as you want to believe that you are. Something that you have gotten all too often in your career, but you are too far gone to admit it. You want me to go over the list? Well, I just went over the accomplishments in your career. But this time, let's examine those accomplishments in more detail, and the slap down to Earth that would always happened after them one way or the other. After you accomplish them. It's proof that you can fake who you are, but you can not fake talent, and you are living, breathing proof of that, aren't you Cena? First off, it was Revolution. You were able to use them to start to slowly gain success in the EMF. That you did, it was slow...but you were getting there. To this day, you want to believe that you were the man that made Revolution. When the fact of the matter is, it was Revolution that made you. You want to know how I know? It's because of the very first slap down of your career. You had finally made it back to the upper mid-card. Even though you did not earn it, but still, you were able to get your hands on the opportunity by accepting a challenge. You were feeling pretty good about yourself, because you were walking into Return of an Era 2005 with a lot of confidence. After all, you did have a successful TV title run....your tag record sucked. But you convinced yourself that was your partners fault, right? Anyways you stepped into the ring with Michael De Kreek. You won the title that night. This is even though you won it by the skin of your teeth. But you still won! But let's be honest here, MDK was a very good Intercontinental Champion, but it was clear De Kreek at the time was losing steam. He faced you, gave an alright performance. But that was nothing like when he was in the prime of that title run with the Intercontinental Champion. But regardless of that, you were riding high. You thought that you had finally fooled everyone in the Extreme Measures Federation, just like in the WWE that you were their god. That people would flock to you, and do what they could to make you, and you only look good. But unfortunately for you, you were about to find out that it did not quite work that way in the EMF. Your first slap down came in the form of your first defense. Wes Ikeda is the first example of your slap downs to reality that you have received here in the Extreme Measures Federation. Oh yeah, you remember Wes Ikeda. You know...the guy that people love to make fun of now a days, because of his questionable sexuality. But regardless of that, no matter what he did. He could not out wit the master politician, and John Cena was slapped in the face by reality. When he was defeated, and got his title taken away and now a days, he'll claim he was just having a bad day. But you know what Cena, Ashlee Ikeda use to use that excuse all the time. Just like Ashlee, no one actually believes you. You were just in the right place, at the right time to gain the Intercontinental Championship to begin with. You were never this great wrestler that deserved that title. Deep down....you knew it too, that's why you really turned your back on Revolution. Because you knew that you rode that train long enough, and now it was time to ride another to build your ego, known as the Elite. This brought you to your biggest defining moment, the elimination chamber. A match so career defining, that two years after it happened...you still haven't shut up about it! A match that you to this day think you won by yourself. Which is bull shit. But regardless, it just shows your ego. When you SOMEHOW walked out of the chamber with the belts held high. It was not the only good thing that happened. The fact that you also proposed to Jackie and she accepted made you once again fool yourself that this was like WWE once again. So much you thought you were invincible and that's when you cheated on Jackie and spent months thinking you were going to get away with it. You were so high on yourself; you missed what should have been your second slap down, when you and your partner lost those tag team titles. But because you were too worried about fucking Natasha, it didn't bug you. Then the event that not only made sure that your feet weren't on the ground. But you were so high that it looked like you were never going to come down. At First Blood 2005, you won your very first World Heavyweight Championship in the Extreme Measures Federation. You probably felt that nothing could bring you down. Until...you realized you got too cocky and that's where you slipped. You let on that there was another girl in your life, other than your wife, and I stumbled on that information. I know what you were thinking; it's the same thing that you are still thinking. I would not be a problem; I would be like all the rest. You would just fuck me and I would shut up. When you realized that would not work, you realized something. That your next slap down was not a seven foot, 5 hundred pound monster. It's not an Olympic Gold Medalist. It's not even X-Cold coming back to bitch slap some respect into you, like you and I know he would do. Your next slap down was in the form of a 5'6", 135 pound woman. You knew that it was coming sooner or later that this woman would defeat you. Knowing that you have always been slapped down to reality after seemly pulling the wool over everyone's eyes. So you went to Edge, and gained his power. You tried to get rid of this woman that dared to try to stand against you. But no matter what you did...you just couldn't get rid of her. You just wished she would go away. That's what this dress is all about. It's not about "putting me in my place". Even though, I know you would wish that I would become this feminate girl that you want me to. I have no doubts there are benefits from that for you. But this dress is more about keeping you out of your place. However, even you realize that no matter what you did. You put high heels on me, you made sure that I was wearing nothing more than a thong under my skirt. You realized that no matter what you do, you can't shake me. Then finally, your ego let you down. You realized that if I lost the power I held, even for one month, that maybe I would be pushed into "my place". I knew that was enough bait for you to take, because you are so desperate to avoid the embarrassment of getting shown up by a woman that you will risk your reputation to try to put me where you think I should be. What you probably haven't realized yet is what happens if you lose. If you lose, then the slap down that has been long over due....will be coming. If you lose, John Cena's name will always be a joke. His name will bring as much laughter as Revolution did, when they first started out. Fortunately for me....you do not realize that. Before you see it coming, it will be too late.

(Amy smiles at this revelation; she thinks a few moments and continues.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh, I know how it will go. Before you step into the ring, you will feel confident that my team won't pose a threat to you. I would not say that you should not be, after all look who you have marching behind you. You have the one and only...thank god...Tony Ikeda. You have "the Rated R Superstar" Edge. Also, you have a bitch, but a ruthless bitch none-a-less in Katrina. Your music will hit and you will walk down to the ring. Then you will come face to face with my team. Just as you did with your own team, you will stare at them...and start to feel good about things. After all, it would seem that you have a reason to look down on each member of my team. Those reasons will come back to you as you stare them down. First, you will stare into the eyes of Jarred Carthallion. We all remember your feud with Jarred a little more than a half a year ago. When it was questionable whether or not AJ Styles would challenge you once again, the EMF got Jarred Carthallion to face you on the EMF's biggest stage, First Blood. He had been away from the Extreme Measures Federation, and did not think he would be back in the EMF. He thought that he was retired for good. But he was given the chance to come back and try to re-live his former glory against the champion. Whether the champion was as great as he cracks himself up to be or not. The story that you like to tell people is that you took his challenge and over came it. Even after AJ Styles was added to the match to make it a triple threat. You walked into First Blood with Jarred and AJ, and you were able to walk out of the match with your title. I know what you will think when you stare into the eyes of Jarred Carthallion at Last Stand. You will think "been there, done that"? In your mind, if you did it once, then you can do it again, right? Then you will look to the next person, you will look into the eyes of Scott Kincaid. Someone you know best for being one of nine that you beat single handily in the elimination chamber of 2005. We all know how much of your ego is based on that one match alone. So much in fact, no matter if John Cena did not pin you. It's still felt that you are somehow inferior to the "great" John Cena. But there will be other reasons in your head to look pass Scott Kincaid. After all, he has some accomplishments you will probably not respect. Yes, his championship reigns did not last long. Yes, he was the guy that was doubled pinned by Daemon Archoas. Although, there is more to this puzzle that includes recent history, after all. Scott Kincaid recently stepped into the ring with MxMxPunk in his fourth match of the night, and did lose. In a count out, but he still lost. Then a few weeks after the MxMxPunk vs. Scott Kincaid match. You stepped into the ring with Punk, in Punk's only match of the night, and beat him 1.............2.......3. That will draw you to the conclusion that you must be better than Scott Kincaid. Then you will look into the eyes of Matt Dragon, the man who you have a bit of history with in matches such as the one we go into at Last Stand. It was Last Stand 2006, it was my husband's team of Chris Masters, Jackie, Dewey Pond, and of course Matt Dragon. Who went up against your team of Josh Hanley, Christian, Trish Stratus, and Mr. E. You are right; the first person that was eliminated on Team Jericho was Matt Dragon. That is something I can not dispute, it's in the record book, isn't it? I guess if you go by that piece of history, you will pass him by with no worries. That's when you get to me, someone you view as nothing more than a mere woman, or that's what you want me to be. There is a reason why you are confident when it comes to me. Because even though you know that I am that slap down that will bring you down to Earth, Payback 2007 will always support you when it comes to me. After all, you stepped into the ring with an alter ego that could have been world champion of the RWA-WWF. You took her and not only beat her, but you embarrassed her. You showed the world that you were much too strong for her, and not only that...you stripped her in front of her hometown...in front of her family and friends. Then spanked her almost bare ass in front of the world. Played with her thong. Then you pinned her in the middle of the ring for the 1.............2...........3. You didn't take me seriously then Cena, why should you now? You look at my team as a joke, jokes that you should have been rid of a long time ago. Therefore it will be no challenge to you and your team to "put us in our place". Where ever you believe that place happens to be. That's exactly what I was expecting; it's that ego I have been talking about. It's that same ego that makes you believe that you really are this all powerful wrestler that will make you think that you are going to have no challenge from my team. You see Cena; you might look at my team and see a "team of jokes". But what you don't realize, this team was built to take advantage of that ego. You see Cena...the reason that you keep getting slapped down after you think that you have broken through here in the Extreme Measures Federation, that ego...that very ego that Vince McMahon made will always be your downfall. However, just because when you look into the eyes of the team against you and see a team of jokes...does not mean that there isn't more to it than that. You fail to realize that it's that ego that will over look these people that stand on the other side of the ring from your team, which will defeat you. It's because of that ego, that you do not see that all your victories against the people that stand against you are hollow. When you faced Jarred at First Blood 2006, you did not beat Jarred Carthallion. In fact, you could say that you did not even expand the effort to defeat AJ Styles. By all rights, you should not have EVEN walked out of that match. You were unconscious on the floor after being thrown off the stage. You just so happened to wake up at the right time, and took advantage of Jarred. After he had hit a move that you knew AJ was not getting up from. You did give Jarred a chair shot, which was weak...but still...enough to keep him away for three seconds. Where you took his work and took the credit. Yes, he did have the rematch, one on one, so that wouldn't happen again and what happened? You defeated him? In your eyes, but in the eyes of the world, they know that you were on the verge of defeat. But before that happened, your pal Tony Ikeda decided to make his reappearance into the Extreme Measures Federation, and HE cost Jarred the match against you. Yet, you will stand in front of a crowd and proclaim that you are better than Jarred Carthallion. It does not stop there; let's look at your so called victory at Survival of the Fittest. Where if you asked you, you would make it seem like it was 5 on 1 there. With you facing everyone else and you somehow defeated everyone, just because you are awesome. Yet that is not how it actually was, and you know it. The truth is that you weren't even the main eliminator in that match. You were one of them, but you really only have two pins out of 5. Same as Christian, think about that...CHRISTIAN. In fact it was Christian who eliminated Matt Dragon. The fact that Matt was eliminated had nothing to do with you. It was because an eliminated Mr. E came back into the ring and pushed him off the turnbuckle. It was only because of that, that Christian was able to pin Matt Dragon. You see Cena, your win there was not impressive and it did not prove anything about Matt Dragon. All it proved is that your TEAM, not you, had to use under-handed tactics to get Matt Dragon out of the match. Then we go to Scott Kincaid in the elimination chamber match of 2005, that you make it sound like it was 11 against 1. Yet the truth was that you did not defeat Scott Kincaid. You only pinned Wes Ikeda. You even had to use a low blow to set him up for the F-U. Hell..the reason you were even able to get that pin without Scott Kincaid helping his partner had nothing to do with you or your partner. It had to do with an individual you had no connection with at the time, Angelus Archer, who was holding Kincaid off. You will probably make fun of his defeat to one of the worst world champions in history, Daemon Archoas. Maybe you have a reason to do that, which was a bit embarrassing....UNTIL, you remember the pin was corrupt. You remember that Cena? You used your power in the EMF to make yourself the special guest ref in that match. It was you who made that count, and cost Scott Kincaid the Extreme title. Hell, I'm not so sure that Kincaid's shoulders were even to the mat. Yet the only reason that they were said to be on the mat was because YOU said that they were. See, I do not think that Scott has any reason to be down on himself on that loss. Thinking that he should feel lower than you for some reason, just because he lost to Daemon Archoas. Because he would not have lost to Daemon Archaos if it was not for you. Although, this fact is lost in the record book, because you refuse for it to be let out. Well, guess what? Just like the other events that somehow made you better than Jarred Carthallion and Matt Dragon. Your superiority over Scott Kincaid isn't all it's cracked up to be. Then when you come to me, the girl of the group. Someone you feel more superior to than anyone when it comes to the ring, thanks to Payback 2007. What you won't admit to yourself is that you can't come up with a more hollow win than that. You did not treat me like a normal competitor; you took advantage of my body and used it against me. You had to know as a man who's been with a million women how really sensitive breasts are. You also probably knew that it only hurts more when the woman is nursing, and you knew I was. So what did you do, you started hitting me there. Is it legal....yes, but is it moral....hell no. It's not what a gentlemen would do, and it's not someone that can actually beat someone will do. However, you aimed to make me a joke. Because deep down, the fact that I hit any moves on you was a disgrace. So much so, you to this day say it was just to get a feel around on various parts of my body. While I know you are perverted enough, I have been in the ring with a lot of people, including males. I know when I have them on the ropes and you clearly were on the ropes. So you had to keep me under control by hitting my most sensitive area. You had to then make it seem I was below you by spanking me in front of the world, and when it came down to it...when you realized that you could not beat me. You rolled me up and used my thong for leverage to get the pin. That was pretty low, but you will glorify that win, but what you don't realize is that you did not beat me fair. It would be like if I was allowed to hit you in the nuts over and over again, while knife edge chops to my boobies were banned. It was not fair and you know it! So laugh all you want about this team. What you don't realize is that this team was built to take advantage of your ego. You will only figure out this fact when it's too late to do anything about it. My team will slowly start to pick apart your over sights on them. One by one, they will all fall...until there is only one left. Where my team will finally gain the revenge on you Cena, for all you done to us. But it won't be over for you. Oh no, because after the match and the stipulation that you agreed to takes effect. It will be YOU that will realize that even though I might be wearing a skirt every day until I die thanks to you. But it'll all be worth it, when things are back to where it should be. Me wearing the pants in the Extreme Measures Federation, while it's YOU who are my bitch to do what I please with.

(Amy gives a smirk to the camera and then looks at her watch. Her expression changes from a look of confidence to a look of shock. Like there was something that she forgot to do, and now she was running out of time to do it. Amy takes a few moments to get over that shock. She turns away from the camera taking a few moments, and then turns back. Talking to the camera man.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Look guys, I just realized that I'm running out of time. I need to get Ashley to my mother's house; she was supposed to watch Ashley. But you should follow behind; it was because I knew what I was getting into last week. So I planned ahead for this week to get a babysitter, and a back up babysitter so I could train and do promos.

(The camera man seems to acknowledge that he's ok with Amy's plan. Amy turns around and thinks about it. She was going to do more than just drop Ashley off. While she was at her Mom's home, she was also going to ask her Mom about the claims by Becky Bayless. While she did not believe Becky, she wanted to be sure. Amy takes a deep breath knowing that she might know for sure soon. Then she walks back into the Jericho's home to get ready to go to her Mom's home. We fade away from this scene; we reopen the scene only a little bit after the first scene. Outside the home of Amy's Mother, Christie Dumas. Amy's car pulls up as the camera zooms up from the front yard. The car's engine is shut off. Suddenly, the driver's door opens up, and Amy Jericho steps out of her car. She closes the door behind her, and then opens up the back seat door (Note: eeerrr, that is the safest place for a car seat, right? If not pretend it's the passenger seat. But I'm pretty sure I'm correct.) Amy unhooks her baby, Ashley Irvine from her car seat and into her arms. She walks up to her Mother's front door and gets one arm free to ring her door bell. Amy stands there waiting...but nothing happens, Amy is looking confused. Her Mother had said that she would be here right now. So she had no clue what was taking her so long to answer the door. Amy rings the door bell again; she waits for a long time. Suddenly the door starts to open, Amy smiles and thinks "finally". But the smile starts to melt off Amy's face into a look of confusion, she then says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Johnny Nitro?!?! What are you doing in my Mom's house!! Where is she?!?

(The camera turns to the door way, standing in it is a very different looking (well, since the last time we saw him) Johnny Nitro. He looks confused (and stoned) and says.)

.::John Morrison::.-Who is Johnny Nitro?....

(Suddenly Mr. America comes out of no where from the home and walks up and says.)

.::Mr. America::.-Did someone say I'm Hogan...because I am clearly not!! I'm Mr. America BROTHER!!

.::John Morrison::.-...........

.::Amy Jericho::.-.......

.::Mr. America::.-Just saying as much...

(Dejected, Mr. America walks away with his head down. Suddenly something comes to mind and he says.)

.::John Morrison::.-Oh right, that was my name before I went to the palace of wisdom. Although, I don't remember you. However, have you come to join our resistance against Cena and his followers?

.::Amy Jericho::.-Um no, do I got the right house...I could have sworn this was the house that my Mom, Christie Dumas was living in...

.::John Morrison::.-Oh yes...Dumas, she is the one that started our little resistance. Well...she isn't here right now; she went a bit crazy when she heard about some sort of match involving many enemies of good wrestling. So she decided that she had to leave to go to the home base. She allowed us to use her home as a place to crash and hold a meeting that's just getting under way. She did say someone would be coming though, and when they did to give them this note.

(Morrison hands Amy a note, Amy smells something that she does not like on Morrison as she gets closer to him to grab the note. She keeps her distance from the house, and sits down to be able to read the note. She opens it after getting in a position where she can hold Ashley, as well as open and read the note, it says...)

Dear Amy

Gone crazy....leading the resistance against your horrible match that will happen at Last Stand and against Cena in general. Already informed Maria, she was confused too..

Love Mom

PS.- VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!

(Amy looks disappointed. She really wanted to talk to her Mother about things. Including the claims by Becky Bayless. In fact the more she thought about it, the more she wanted to hunt down her mother and get answers. She looks back to Morrison and says..)

.::Amy Jericho::.-...Where is this "home base".

.::John Morrison::.-Only the enlightened knows for sure. However, we are going to be talking about the "time of action", if you want to come on in to join our meeting?

(Amy realizes that if she wants to get the first clue on where her Mom is, she is going to have to join this meeting. Although, being a responsible mother, she noticed a smell from Morrison and the home that would not be healthy to her daughter. Amy thinks of somehow getting around this, short of doing something totally irresponsible to her daughter. She then looks to the camera man and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I can't go in there with Ashley, could you go in there and tape what their saying? Maybe there will be something of use, and we can find my mother. Even though I have this big match with Cena and everyone. I need to get some answers about this whole thing with Becky, or it might effect me in this match...and I know that I can't afford to lose this match. I need to have something positive to happen to me for once, this is my chance. I can't focus on some lunatic that thinks she's related to me. I need to be focused, and I can't do that without talking to my Mom first. So would it be a problem to tape what their talking about in there?

(The camera man nods their head and he walks into the house. When the camera man enters the house, he shuts the door so whatever Amy is worried about won't affect Ashley. But as the door is closed, we find out how very dark the home is. The window shades have all been pulled down and the lights have been turned off...other than one. There is one light hanging over a lone table where John Morrison has gone to sit, along with some other shady characters. For some reason, there is some sort of weird smoke rising over the table. Suddenly we quickly zoom into John Morrison.)

(Note: Think "That 70's show" table)

.::John Morrison::.-The time for action has come, the enlighten one has set a path for us, and now it's time for us to follow it. At Last Stand, our enemies will be defeated at the hands of "Team Jericho". Which is led by the daughter of our great leader!

(We quickly go to another side of the table.)

.::Kevin Federline::.-Nice...I've been waiting a long time for someone to make Cena pay...SON! Although, why are we sending her daughter...who she says is a screw up anyways?

(We quickly go back to Morrison's side of the table.)

.::John Morrison::.-Because, even though it's a steep price. Mrs. Dumas.....for the sake of wrestling...is willing to make it.

(We quickly go back K-Fed's side.)

.::Kevin Federline::.-Wow, how great is she. But...I still don't know why we are sending a woman to face them; they always lose and screw up. Look at my ex-wife and what she was doing to my kids. But thankfully I was able to save them from certain doom.

(We quickly go to another side of the table where two young kids are staring into space.)

.::K-Fed's kids::.-(Stoned)....DDDDDUUUDDE...

(We quickly go back to K-Fed's side.)

.::Kevin Federline::.-I am....AWESOME at parenting.

(We quickly go back to John Morrison who looks like he's in thought.)

.::John Morrison::.-I would get serious, but something tells me we forgot something. But not sure what it is...any clue what it is?

(Suddenly in the background Joey Mercury can be seen at the door window looking in.)

.::Joey Mercury::.-HELLO?!....Guy's....you locked me out....guys?!?! Come on....I'm cold, scared and there are Coyotes after me...

(Suddenly a hockey player wearing a Phoenix Coyotes jersey comes up behind Mercury and turns him around, and punches him. Mercury goes down to the floor. We go back to the table, K-fed looks like he's in a lot of thought as well.)

.::Kevin Federline::.-....Nope, have no idea what we could be forgetting..

(We quickly go to another side of the table.)

.::Super Crazy::.-You are crazy, this is crazy, that is crazy......but...I'm NOT CRAZY. I'm...SUPER CRAZY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*Crazy starts to cough due to the smoke*...

(We go into another new side of the table.)

.::Keith Abela-Wadge (AKA Fez)::.-One day.....I'm going to re-open the RWA...and then Cena's whore's, will be my whores. *he smiles a shit eating grin*

(We go back to John Morrison's side of the table, who is now attempting to play a steel chair like a guitar. We go to K-fed's side of the table. He is giving Morrison a "what the fuck" look.)

.::Kevin Federline::.-What the hell are you doing?!

(We go back to Morrison's side of the table.)

.::John Morrison::.-SSSSSHHHH...I think I can get a sound!

(We go back to K-Fed's side of the table. Who can't say anything, so we move to Super Crazy's side of the table.)

.::Super Crazy::.-HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

(We go back to Morrison's side of the table. He's still trying to play the chair like a guitar, and now he's singing)

.::John Morrison::.-Break on thru...*snaping out of it*...I think...we should begin.

(We fade to the outside, as Amy is sitting in the fresh air at a safe distance away from the house, waiting for the cameraman. Holding her baby close to her, it would seem that another camera man is present. Other than the one that is in the house. Amy smiles down at Ashley as she makes some happy baby noises. She starts to talk to her daughter.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh Ashley...your Mom has no idea what she is doing. I made a promise to you at Payback I did not keep. I said that I would rid the EMF of John Cena, once and for all. I....didn't do that, I tried my best. But I did not do it, and I paid for it. Many people will say that maybe it was for the best. Maybe it was for the best that I was put in a dress. Now you have a more feminate role model to look up to. But...as I told you back at our home, I think as your mother...the biggest lesson I want you to know..you should always be yourself. You should never allow someone else to dictate who you are. Although...that's exactly the situation I find myself in....I am in a situation where someone is controlling who I am. They want me to change; they want me to know my place as a woman. Because of all the things on the outside that John Cena has changed, I know that the people that I have to stand across the ring from are all viewing me in a different light now. A few month's ago, they viewed me as a tough woman. A woman that just would not fail. Yet, thanks to my failure at Payback 2007. John Cena has tried to change my image to that of a weak woman. I admit, whether he hit me in a sensitive area or not...I didn't succeed. However, one of my biggest enemies once said...."you can't succeed, if you are afraid to fail. Half the fun is failing, only to get up the next mourning to start again."

(Amy looks up at the camera and looks says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-My next mourning is at Last Stand, my next chance to show that I am not weak. I will not be controlled, I will not fade away, and "stay in the kitchen". No, I will fight along side everyone else in this match, and I will not take a back step. I'm coming at each and everyone of you at full speed, and I'm going to prove to the world, my family, and myself that I am not a failure. I will not allow one set back bug me. I will show the qualities that John Cena only wishes he had. I will show the leadership qualities that I am still noted for. Now, I am not saying that I am the official leader of this team that I am on. Really, it does not matter who is the official leader. But I will say that I am the unofficial leader. I'm going to do what I've done since I took on the job as the Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation. I am going to lead everyone to victory. However, I want to talk to the three people that will follow John Cena down to the ring to take on my team. I want to talk to "the Rated R Superstar" Edge, "The Badd Boy" Tony Ikeda, and Katrina. Now I know that each of you have your own form of leadership qualities. I am sure that sometime or another, I will talk about those very qualities. Although, before I do that, I want to say...if you guy's really are as much of leaders as I think you to be...then why are each of you acting like followers? Because instead of either of you stepping out, and take a leadership role, we all know that John Cena has already assumed an official leadership role to your group. Now this is not a bad thing...it's better to have a leader. Because while it's always great to say that "no one is the leader, and we are all equal". The truth of the matter is this; if someone does not take charge at some point, then the group will become directionless. In the case of wrestling, that is what will leave that split second open when your opponent can capitalize on it, and defeat you. So don't get me wrong, if you think that John Cena is your leader, then I will say that it's positive that you have a leader of some kind. But let's look at the man that each of you will be following to the ring. Taking direction from, and hoping that he can guide you to victory. He's completely full of it. He's probably the biggest liar I have ever laid eyes on. You want examples of this; you need to look no further than his affair with Natasha Jones. Now a days, he's been trying to change the story, most likely to save Natasha's honor...or his own, I'm leaning towards his own. Because what he does not want to admit is that he's a cheating piece of...eeerr...*looks down at Ashley*..poop. Jackie probably should have known better, after he was cheating on Trish with her. But I do understand why she could not see past that. He was her first love, so I can understand why my best friend couldn't see that if it happened to Trish, it could happen to her. His first lie came in the form of the stuff that he's been saying lately. That he never loved Jackie, that he just married her just because he didn't want to lose her. That's a lie that also has been pushed by Natasha, I am not sure if Natasha really believes that. This means she has been brain washed by him too. He does seem to have that effect on people, because he has done that with his last 4 or 5 women that he's been with. But when he says that he did not love her, that "making love to her was like making love to a dead fish". I think we all know that was a lie. If he didn't love her, why would he even care that he was going to lose her, due to the fact that Jackie was angry at him for not sticking around to comfort her after her match with me? Especially when the girl that he ended up cheating with was in the same house? Why would he marry her and before he EVEN got the chance to find out how she was as a wife. Cheat on her with his cleaning lady. Knowing that action would probably cause the action he was trying to avoid no more than an hour or two ago? It does not make sense if he did not feel anything towards Jackie to marry her. After Jackie and John said their "I do's". It was only THEN,...and only then that John Cena decided to break the vows that were said before GOD that same day. Why marry someone that you think is like a dead fish in bed, or do not feel any love towards? No, I'm of the firm belief that John Cena actually did love Jackie...and I think he might even still love her to a degree...I'm not sure. But the fact of the matter is that before Jackie was even angry at him, it was made very clear that John Cena was going to propose to her. You want to know how I know? It's because they used their engagement ring to play a little joke on me. To break my heart, to make me think that it was me that was going to get married. But it wasn't, so the story about John Cena never loving Jackie and the fish story...are not true. It's all a lie. You want to know why John Cena lies to the world? It's because he wants to preserve his image and Natasha's image. I admit, when it comes to Natasha and I, I can't say I totally hate her. No, that's Jackie's fight. But the reason that John Cena now tries to downplay his marriage to Jackie is because he does not want Nat to be known for what she really is....a home wrecker. While I do not want to say that, it's the truth. He does not want everyone to think that Natasha isn't perfect in every way. That she was right to do what she did, when she knew she shouldn't have. I don't care if it's John Cena or anyone. JACKIE was Nat's friend; she was one of the people that let Natasha in her house to make a living after coming over to America on her own. Natasha Jones owes a lot to Jackie Gayda. But even with that...she couldn't control herself long enough for Jackie to go on her honeymoon. How little self control do you have to have to do something like that? I mentioned before how John Cena loves to spin everything, well....this is only one example of his lies that spins the truth. The first part of this lie is to try to avoid people calling Natasha what she really is.......I can't even say what she really is....because my daughter is present. But I think you get the idea. The second part of the lie is for his own purpose, he does not want to admit he was wrong as well. He does not want to admit that it's because he had no self control, and could not stay loyal to someone he did love for even a day. That he cheated with Natasha in a fit of LUST, not love. If you think it ends there, here is another example of his lies that comes from his affair alone. He says that he kept it from Jackie and told her the way she did, because I got in the way. We all know that's a lie, I want to ask you something Cena, if you're out there. How stupid do you think people are, YES...I knew what happened...YES...I probably was a danger. BUT, I did not know about it until almost a half a year after it happened. So what's your excuse there for lying and not telling Jackie the truth before my wedding, huh? You think you were so justified. When I did find out, yes I tried to tell Jackie a few times. But didn't you noticed that I backed off after a few tries. That like maybe one or two months before you even threw Jackie into the steel cage. I made no attempt to tell her? That was because as you found out I was pregnant. It was not like a fact that you didn't know before you threw Jackie into a steel cage. You sent me to Iraq; I should have been out of the way. I was showing for goodness sake, what was I going to do to you? You knew that I would not risk my daughter, so I was out of the way. So I ask you again, what excuse did you have to throw Jackie into a cage? No excuse. The only reason he downplays his and Jackie's relationship now is that he just wants to preserve his and Nat's image for one thing. Himself, that's right, himself. His relationship with Natasha is giving him something now. Just like his relationships with Trish and Jackie before Natasha. He hyped those relationships to be clean and pure. It was only after he stopped getting something out of it, it was then that he started to belittle those relationships. But as long as he gets something out of a relationship. He won't stand for someone to show the world that a current relationship might not be as clean and pure as he would like you to believe it is. Can you trust a man, who has shown himself as nothing more than a liar, a cheat, and a person that uses people in his personal life?

(Amy pauses for a few moments, looking down at Ashley. Allowing Cena's teammates to process that information, if they are watching right now. She looks up once again.)

.::Amy Jericho::. - John Cena himself said it best; you could start a war with his supporters and haters. The blind vs. the intelligent. He is right; you would have to be quite blind to follow a man such as John Cena, if he's a proven liar in his personal life. I do know what Cena's teammates are thinking right now. They are thinking that just because he lies in his personal life, does not mean anything to them. Well it should, I can give them two reasons why it should. The first being that his personal life often affects his professional life. The second reason is that he's exactly the same way in his professional life that he is in his personal life. He'll spin everything as great, until it stops putting out...like a woman off the streets. Don't believe me? Why don't you ask the old school members of Revolution how quickly he dropped them, when he lost the IC title. That is an example I have talked about before, it's not the only one though. You want another example to prove that I'm not just blowing smoke? Well how about his famed tag team elimination chamber match? Where you faced twice as many people as you would in a normal elimination chamber match, and you have a partner to fight along side you. That one match is the one that Cena won't let anyone forget about. He still talks about it to this day; he and Dude Nick faced 5 other teams. When it was all said and done, they walked out with the championships held high. You know what he did, after the match? He went up to Dude Nick and told him what a great partner he was. That without Dude Nick, he wouldn't be one half of the tag team champions. Now that would be believable, if not only for one thing. Now-a-days if you ask him, he'll act like he won the chamber by himself. It was almost like it was one on ten. That Nick had nothing to do with it. All he did was avoid getting pinned, if you don't believe me. Check his promo against MxMxPunk, it's all there. So what do you believe, do you believe that Cena was really honest saying to Nick he was a great tag team partner, or do you believe that Cena really believes that he was the only one doing anything in the elimination chamber of 2005. Whatever is true, the fact remains that he still lied to someone. Whether it's everyone that watches his promos now-a-days or he was completely BSing Nick then. Regardless of the truth, it proves that he's not the friend to Nick that he likes to protray himself as. The only fact of the matter is that as much as John Cena lies in his personal life, it only carries over into his professional life, and it doesn't end there. No, because he is also a glory hog. If you win this match for him, 6 months or maybe a year later. He will probably act like he was the only one doing anything to defeat my team. So let me ask you a question "Team Cena". Is this the man that you can trust? Is this the man you want directing your team. When it's clear that he does not care about Tony Ikeda, he does not care about Edge, and he CERTAINLY does not care about Katrina. All he cares about is if he gets the glory and when you realized you picked the wrong man to be leader, it will be too late, and under his direction...you will all fall 1...........2...............3. Do you think that he will stay loyal to you when that happens? He'll dump you all in the trash like your name is Jackie. This is not the man that you want to support. This is not the man whose agenda you want to help. Even though I know each of you are snakes in your own right, you need to realize that you can not trust this man. I am not saying you should come over to my side. I am not saying that you should help me in my fight against him. But I do think that the blind should open their eyes to the person that is going to lead them down to the ring, and tell Cena where to stick it. Before you become just like Dude Nick, Jackie, Rhyno, Chris Masters, Trish, and soon Natasha to name a few. Before it's you that has the knife buried in your back, just think about it.....

(Suddenly the door opens to the home, and the other camera man stumbles out of the home. He takes a few steps and then does the Flair flop. Amy looks at the downed camera man, and takes out the tape from his camera and hands it to the other camera man. (note: Since her skirt does not have pockets). Amy decides that she stayed here long enough, so she gets up with Ashley. She walks to her car and puts Ashley back into her car seat, and closes the back door. Amy gets on her cell phone and calls up Maria. While this is happening, the rest of the camera crew is carrying the downed cameraman to their truck. Amy ignores this as she is talking to Maria on the phone. Finally, she hangs up the phone. Suddenly Fyre and Mark Henry walk by, Amy rolls her eyes and says to them.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-This is the "we hate JOHN Cena" meeting, not Jackie.

(Fyre walks away, and Mark Henry stays and says.)

.::Mark Henry::.-Think there is anyone in there that can write?

(Amy shrugs her shoulders and Mark Henry goes to the house. But his path is blocked by Don Simmons.

.::Don Simmons::.-..........................GOD DAMN!

.::Mark Henry::.-AAAAAAHHH MY CHRISTIAN EARS!!

(Mark Henry runs away screaming like a little girl. We fade away with that into the next scene. We fade into the hospital room of Chris Jericho. Jericho looks like he's sleeping or is just out due to some medication that he was given recently. Amy is sitting by his bed side in a chair. She frowns at him not being awake, but then she smiles at him lovingly, as she brushes his face with her hand. Then she sits back in her chair, and she holds on to his hand.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-It figures that when I come here to see you, that you are out on meds. You always had the best timing of anyone I know. Anytime I was in a situation, you knew that I didn't like feeling that I couldn't do something myself. However, you are always great to know when to rush in and save me, and when not to. I...have no idea what I would do without you. I know it's just a matter of time before you come back. God...we have so much to do, when you are ready. If it wasn't for Cena....I would probably already be in the process of having our second child. But thanks to him...we aren't going to get a chance until we get rid of him. It's gotten so crazy in the EMF. I know you are going to be in shock of how I look now-a-days, and pissed on the reason that I look like this. But the blame can't just go to John Cena...

(Amy kind of rubs his hand, and then puts her hands down thinking of what she's going to say. Then she looks into the camera that's taping this scene. She has a look of a lot of hate and pain towards the person that she is about to mention right now.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-This man is of course one Edge, "the Rated R Superstar" himself. It's all because of you that this happened to me and my family. It's all because of you that John Cena has been using YOUR power to run the Extreme Measures Federation like he has. So I want to know, since my husband brought this up. But since he can't ask the question right now and you just so happened to decide to crawl out from under whatever rock you were under for the last year. I want to take this chance to ask you the question that I know he would want to ask. Who exactly is the man in your relationship? Oh come off it, you no longer have to pass it off as some chick like I know you will. But just as my husband said, we all know the truth with you and Cena. Everyone thinks that Cena is going to marry Natasha, but wait until she learns that her fiancée is already married to his true love..the one and only Edge. You might as well admit it Edge, I mean why else would you give John Cena the power to do whatever the hell he wants in the EMF? It's because it's going to be split anyways, although I am sure either you or Cena don't want this news to get out right now. I mean that's why you have tried to hide it. I mean Cena goes on with the shred known as his relationship to Natasha Jones, and Edge was scene with a girl with blonde hair. But we all know the truth, that it was really Cena in a wig! But to get to more serious matters, really it does not matter who the man in the relationship really is. Because quite frankly, it is your two lives, no one should stand in the way of it, right? The fact of the matter is this..because of you two, and the power that you both whore worse than John Cena does to himself. You both have caused a lot of pain to the Jericho family, and that's something that I can not allow. However, I do not know how I should break this to you. Maybe, it's something that should not come as a surprise. After all, I know that Edge should know this, and I know that Cena should know this. When you think about it, why exactly should either of you have that power that you have? That split of the Extreme Measures Federation should not even exist. You want to know why? Because I know when that split of the EMF started to exist. It all started thanks to Triple H. The man that started this nightmare. Not that I blame him for it. But it was him that originally split the EMF's ownership into two halves, after fooling Prez Mike, one way or the other. He ran the Extreme Measures Federation with an iron fist. He messed around with a lot of people, such as Wes Ikeda and the Rock. Although it was all for good television. There were many that tried to stop him, but failed. That's when the Other World came into the picture. The EMF's final hope to destroy Evolution. Jericho decided to take them on because they were threatening me. It was a long, hard two months. But just like he always does, Jericho was able to come out the winner. We both didn't leave without our scars though. Jericho could have been seriously injured, and as for me...well...zoom into my right leg...

(The camera zooms into Amy's right leg, which is bare due to her wearing a very short skirt. She points to a place on her leg that has a faint, but visible scar. Seemly this scar was made after her leg was repaired, after the Evolution attack that left her with a broken leg. The camera zooms back out as Amy continues with what she has to say.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-This scar, it reminds me of what Jericho and I had to go through. It reminds me that even though we both didn't come out without pain...that we finally were accepted in the Extreme Measures Federation. It also reminds me how much my husband went through for me. Yes, I did end up getting hurt, but he fought through it all and defeated Triple H. Edge, it would seem that I find myself in a similar situation that my husband found himself in at Whiplash 2004. He found himself against Triple H with a concussion. While I am not physically hurt, I do have my own pain. More than just the fact that I now can only wear a skirt anywhere I go. It's a much deeper pain. The pain I am referring to is the pain I, my family, and my friends have had to go through at the hands of yourself and your "best buddy" John Cena. Maybe this was Cena and Edge's plan to begin with. Although, regardless of that, I will do what my husband did...and I...along with my team will destroy Edge and the rest of "Team Cena". Do not think I have forgotten what you, yourself did Edge. I mean, Edge you came into the Extreme Measures Federation vowing to "get rid of useless couples." Seemly having heterosexual couples around was too much for Edge to bare. So what did he do? He set out to get rid of them. Seemly he wanted to make the EMF safe for people like Wes Ikeda, Michael De Kreek, Billy, Chuck and Rico. So he needed to kill off all of the straight people. He started out with a family that Jericho and I consider to be friends. You started out with the Pond's. First you hid behind your bodyguard Monty Brown, and put Dewey in a match with him. But it didn't there, because then you decided for some sick reason that it would be a good idea to spear Tori off the ring apron while she was pregnant. You are a SICK SON OF BITCH Edge! What kind of human being are you? Maybe that's why you and Cena get a long so well, he wouldn't have thought twice if I got shot in the Iraq desert, while I was carrying a baby. Just like him, you wouldn't have thought twice if you killed poor Joel Pond. In fact...Joel was lucky to survive. Maybe had you done that a few month's before that, you would have killed him. You can hate straight people all you want, but the fact you almost killed a poor, innocent baby is not forgivable!! But you didn't stop there, NNNNOOO!! You did not!! You decided that since Joel Pond lived, that it was only right that you have to try to put his father out of work. So you added the stipulation to the Dewey Pond vs. Monty Brown match. If Dewey lost, then he would be fired. Even though you ended up successfully putting Dewey out of work. He would not go away, in fact, you had some problems with him after that, and it did not seem like you were rid of him like you thought you were. Even so, you decided that it was time to move on to another couple. You were then going to move on to my family, and try to do what you did to the Pond's to my family. You did that through a Highlight Reel where you brain washed Christian with bull shit. Don't fool yourself into thinking that it was anything but bull shit that you filled into Christian's head. You claim that Jericho and I somehow held him back. That we used him, that we made him into a "joke". However Edge, the real joke was the claims that he chosed to believe. The claims that his brother filled his head with. First off, if it wasn't for the Other World. Christian wouldn't be back into the Extreme Measures Federation to begin with, if we didn't step in and helped our friend gain his job back. When the wWo had him fired, he was down and out in the world of professional wrestling. He was working at a Seven Eleven for god sakes, and couldn't even succeed there. He knew that the only place that he would succeed was in the Extreme Measures Federation. So he tried to make his way back into the EMF. But the EMF would not take him back so easily, Prez Mike decided that if he wanted back so bad, then he would get the job that he handed him. That job was being a janitor. It was because of Jericho who asked me to try to get him a normal superstar job with the EMF that he even made it back into the EMF where he was, when we were "making him into a joke". Hell, he was already a joke before we even got to him. If you would have rathered him stay a janitor, then we could have done nothing. As for not getting him matches, we were under the impression that he wasn't interested in returning as an in-ring competitor. So he got a job as a non-wrestler, and getting paid fairly well for being a non-wrestler, might I add. I had to fight long and hard with Prez Mike for it to happen too...and you want to know why I did this. He was a very good friend; I will not take that away from him. I truly believe that he's just confused right now, and he's not really the asshole that he's shown himself to be since that time. Although Edge, you aren't as blameless, you are naturally just an asshole. You showed that with Tori and Dewey, and you also showed that on the first Cutting Edge in Extreme Measures Federation history. Do you remember that Edge? Because I sure do. I mean...how could I forget something as horrible as that. You invited my husband to be your guest on your show. After taking some jabs at Jericho and myself as a couple. You decided to go on that rant about that BS I have alluded to. Then you had Christian turn on Jericho, and thanks to that, my husband was badly beaten, and given another concussion. It was soon after that you split from the Extreme Measures Federation. Giving John Cena the power to do whatever he wants. Due to that, John Cena has gone power insane. He has used it to turn it into the Cena show. It's because of that one action, that you did before you left the EMF is why not only my family was hurt. But my friends too. You are a rotten excuse for a human being, and I wished that you stayed where ever the hell you were in the last year or so. But I should have known that when I left it open for John Cena to pick a partner...that it was going to be you. The rumors were that it was going to be Triple H, and to be honest, I would have liked it better if it was him. At least I know that Hunter deep down isn't a jackass like you are Edge, and I say that after he broke my leg. That's fine, Randy Orton and him had ambushed us both. The reason I got hurt was mostly due to my feelings towards Jericho, that I wouldn't have dared said at the time. I was trying to make sure that Jericho didn't get hurt, by throwing my body over his to try to stop the beating. Triple H didn't treat me any different than any other guy. So I don't have too much problem in the end with what he did to me. His career was on the line at Whiplash 2004, so I guess you can't blame him too much. I do not think that he would purposely try to kill off a baby or try to get rid of people, just because they have a relationship. He has a wife, and I'm sure he knows how it is. Unfortunately for us....John Cena picked you Edge. But that's just fine, because even though I would have liked it better if it was Triple H. The fact that it's you does not make this match any less interesting for me, and I am not shaking in my shoes, just because you are now apart of Cena's team, Edge. Because in one night, I make you pay for all this pain that you helped caused. Because as you have probably have heard...this match is for more than just the glory of defeating your enemies. It's more than just making you pay for everything you have put me through. It's about finally turning the tables on you and Cena. Because Edge, if my team wins this match...that means I own your share of the company for a month, and it means that you and John Cena will be bumped down to regular EMF superstar. That is...if you decide to stick around. If you don't, then we probably figured out who the bitch is between you and Cena, huh? Because then we will find out whether or not you have the balls to stay and take the things that you deserve like a man or not. So to say the least, this match is not only big for me, it's big for you too Edge. I am sure that you do not want someone like me as President of the Extreme Measures Federation. Well guess, what...if I have a say in it. I'm going to make sure that everything that I've gone through up until now was all worth it.

(Amy looks at her husband for a moment, and thinks for a moment and then continues once again.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-It's all up to me now; it's all up to me Edge. The fate of the Extreme Measures Federation is now in the hands of my Team. It's about time that people like you and Cena are put where you are belong, and that's not holding power. Because look what you have done with it. Despite all the rumors that I have heard about you and Cena. We'll just say that there nothing more than rumors and jokes by my husband. Let's look at Edge on the outside; they call you "the Rated R Superstar" for a reason. They call you that, because you're willing to do just about anything to get ahead in the world of professional wrestling. Now this could mean a lot of things. Because I hear that the "Rated R Superstar" thing is not just a gimmick, it's a life style with you. That you would stab anyone in the back to get your way and get what you want. That's a pretty sick way of looking at things, maybe John Cena better watch his back and Natasha, huh? Because according to your name, that seems to be something right down your alley. So John Cena, I want to ask you something. I questioned whether or not the rest of your team could trust you. But I want to ask you, can you trust Edge? I mean with a reputation like that, he would not think twice to turn his back on you. Not only ruin your chance to keep me under raps, but maybe...while I'm embarrassing you...maybe he could find out just how easy or not Natasha really is, and whether or not she would just sleep with ANYONE or not. Although, deep down I don't hate Natasha, it would be funny to me if Cena had to go through that pain. After everything that he's put myself and the people close to me through. Cena, you laughed at my choice of Matt Dragon being my surprise teammate. Cena, maybe before you laugh too much...maybe you should look at your choice for a teammate. The fact he is known as the "Rated R Superstar" tells you that he is not trustworthy, ESPECIALLY around your future wife-to-be. While Matt Dragon on the other hand already has some history with the Jericho's. We have fought along side him many times. Sure during Survival of the Fittest, he was eliminated first. But only because he was knocked off the turnbuckle by a man that was already eliminated. He never turned his back on us, why would he start now. So I want to ask you something, who exactly is the better choice for a teammate again? You can laugh all you want at my choice...at least I know that Matt Dragon is less of a danger to turn his back on me. You never know with Edge, he's stabbed better friends than you in the back before. So don't think you are certain to win, just because you have him on your team. However, that "Rated R Superstar" name also means a lot more than just what he'll do behind close doors. It's what he will do within the ring. Edge has been noted as the "ultimate opportunist". A man that will have no problem taking any win, anyway he can get it. Whether it's using a chair or hitting a low blow to get a pin. Jumping an upcoming opponent before a match. Hell, Edge is a man that would not think twice about taking a dirty title win, if the situation presented itself. For example, if he got a championship title shot any time he chose. He wouldn't do it when the champion was a hundred percent, fifty percent, or even twenty. He would do it, when the champion was at his weakest. He would feel no loss sense of pride doing that. In fact Cena, if you gave him a chance at your world championship any time like that. He would not think twice on doing that to you, regardless of how good of friends you two are. So let me ask you again...CHAMP...how much can you trust "the Rated R Superstar", huh? Although, I must give him credit where credit is due. The name means much more than just the fact that he's a bigger snake than Cena. He will do anything to his body to win a match as well. This includes jumping off ladders to spear his opponents, drive them through tables, and smash their heads in with a trash can lid and more. We saw that in that match with Ric Flair. Edge did absolutely anything and everything to survive that match. The key word in that sentence is "survive". That's exactly what he needed to do, because it seemed that no matter what he did to Flair, Flair would not give up. Through trash can shots to the head, suplexes to a ladder, and more. Edge could not defeat Ric Flair! Edge, you realized that to get out of the match with your career....maybe even your life, that you would have to do something drastic. So out of desperation, you realized to end the match, you would have to live up to that "Rated R Superstar" name. You took Flair and threw him into the EMF's sound equipment. Where he was electrocuted. It was only THEN he was able to get out of the match with Ric Flair. You knew what type of war you were in as well, didn't you Edge? Maybe that's the reason you started to high tail your way out of the Extreme Measures Federation. Due to the beating you received at the hands of "the Nature Boy" himself, Ric Flair. You know considering that, you have also have got to question Cena's pick from a wrestling stand point. Sure, Edge is sick and unmerciful. Sure, he will do what it takes to win the match. But let's look at the man he probably high tailed it out of the EMF from, Ric Flair. He is a great champion, don't get me wrong. You do not get 16 world titles by not being one of the greatest of all time. But to say the least...he was not exactly in his prime when he faced Edge. His best days ended....what...10 or 20 years ago. To be still wrestling at that age is insane for anyone. This is why the EMF only was asking him to be a manager to Tyson Tomko, Ken Kennedy, and Rob Conway. He was never suppose to get into the ring, and yet he almost killed Edge. So Cena I ask again, are you still laughing at my choice for a mystery partner? Because if I do say so myself...it's at LEAST better than yours, that's for sure.

(Amy pauses for a second and continues.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I do realize what Edge will think if I get into the ring with him. You will think that I won't be a challenge, just because I'm a woman? I can hear all the PMS jokes now...you are going to beat me up so bad, that the bleeding I do during that time of the month will seem like nothing? Or something stupid to do with PMS. Let me make something clear to you Edge, if you think you are stepping into the ring with any woman....then you are sadly mistaken. The fact of the matter is....you better count your lucky stars that it WON'T be that time of the month during at Last Stand. Because if it was, I would be coming to Last Stand not to beat you...but to KILL YOU!! I know you think that is a joke, but before you start laughing with Cena, I want you to know something. I've been in prison two times; the first time was back in World Championship Wrestling, when I was managing Shane Helms. He got a little pissed over something I did with his car. So what did I do? I took him by his neck and swung him like a baseball bat into a wall. If you think that couldn't happen to you Edge, then...maybe you'll be in for a surprise, won't you? But let me assure you of this *in a mocking voice* "Mr. Rated R Superstar" *end mocking voice*. I've gone to prison two times...I have no problem going to prison for a third time. Although Edge, I have heard stories about you before your time in the Extreme Measures Federation. When you were just a wrestler and not an owner, and I know you are a talented individual inside that ring. So don't think that me or any of my teammates are going to take you lightly. Because even though you were beaten up by a near sixty year old man...I recognize that you are still a very dangerous individual. You have many moves that could beat anyone. But your primary finisher is known as the spear. Which I hear is very deadly, and I know if I'm in the ring with you...I should avoid it. Because I know as willing as I am to face you or any other person in this match. I know that I shouldn't expect any less from any guy in this match, than what they would do if their opponent was a man. So I know you'll try to hit me with the spear, and I would be wise to avoid it. In fact I promise you that no matter what you do, you will not hit me with your finisher. You will not spear me.....just ask your buddy, John Cena...

(She smiles, then she pulls out an Edge t-shirt and pulls it over her head and she puts it on. She stands up and walks closer to the camera. She then says...)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Edge, don't flatter yourself into thinking that I am a fan of yours or something. There is a reason that I am wearing one of your t-shirts. This reason is simple. It's because before I stop talking about you, I just wanted to leave you with something. Something familiar to you, so just for you...I'll give my own 5 second pose of what you'll look like after my team eliminates you. Especially....if I were to do it. So without further delay...I call this pose..."the worst defeat in Edge's career".

(Amy gives a bit of an evil smile; she then drops to her knees with her best horrified look on her face. Holding her hands to her head, grabbing at her hair. She stays in that pose for a few seconds. Then she changes her expression on her face, and it looks like she's crying. Then stands up, and takes off the shirt, throws it down and spits on it.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Edge, besides Cena. You are one of the reasons that life for myself, my family, and my friends has been HELL for the last year. It's time for you to get what's coming to you, and it will come in the form of the worst defeat in your career. When it's all said and done, you will proclaim that the match at Last Stand 2007 was rated R...for violence and embarrassment towards Edge. So much so...you'll crawl back under that rock where you came from, and this time...YOU'LL STAY THERE!!

(Amy signals to the camera crew that she is done talking. Then she goes back to the chair beside her husband's bed. She looks at the cameraman and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Meet me in the waiting room, I need some more time here. But I'll catch you in a little bit...

(The cameraman leaves the room, as they step out of Jericho's hospital room. They notice an odd sight as they step out into the hall way. So he turns the camera back on, and starts to film once again this sight. A hospital bed is out in the hall way. As a doctor is going over a patients chart. That wouldn't be out of the ordinary....if this patient wasn't in a full body cast. With only openings in the bandages for her (it's clearly a her) mouth, eyes, nose, ears, and I'm sure otherwise.)

.::Dr. Nick Rivera::.-Well....everything checked out...ok....Linda Hamilton. After months of a very PAINFUL recovery, I am happy to report that you are just fine.

(Linda Hamilton makes happy mumbling sounds.)

.::Dr. Nick Rivera::.-Yeah! That's what I said! And......wait a minute....I'm not a dentist, but I can see that not having movement in your arms caused your teeth to rot. Guess we'll have to have you brought for PAINFUL dental surgery.

(Linda Hamilton mumbles a terrified "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!" As the hospital bed gets wheeled away. Doctor Nick is waving bye to Linda Hamilton, who clearly wants no more pain. We fade away with that into the next scene. We open up from the hospital waiting room. The camera sweeps around the room. They get shots of some of the people there. Some of them look like their checking into the hospital. While others have just seemed to have finished visiting love ones within the hospital. The camera gets a shot of Amy Jericho, who is sitting in one of the various chairs around the waiting room. Her head's down, she looks like she is sad due to the fact that Jericho isn't with her. She looks up to the camera and begins talking.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Well, well, well...if it isn't time to talk about "the Black Widow" herself...Katrina. I am sure you thought I forgot about you, but I did not. But I do want you to understand something Katrina. It was a point that I made clear while I was still at my house, talking to my daughter, and it's a fact that you too Katrina needs to come to grips with. In this match, we are the only two women. We are not expected to have much of an impact on this match, other than being three things. The first is someone to face the other teams girl, for the guy's who have the conscious enough not to go after either one of us. Therefore taking away this function, if they take it upon themselves to eliminate one of us. The second thing is moral support for the other guy's in this match. Because everyone expects the focus to be on the other three guys. We are expected to be only foot notes in this match. The third is this...once one of us has eliminated the other; we are expected to be easy eliminations. Now do I believe this....no...but I do realize that's what is expected, and I am not going to go out of my way to make myself a target. You however are a different story. I mean we all know that you always have been a little crazy, the things in your past will probably explain why. But your irrational attitude is the thing that is going to gain that focus on you by one of the least nicer guys on my team, and eliminated, maybe even embarrassed. You don't think that is going to happen? Well Katrina, don't you think that your ex-husband would LOVE to get their hands on you, and maybe have some fun with you? Maybe that's probably why I haven't bothered with talking about you until now, it's because I know your mind set. If I'm correct, then your mind set is going to allow for you to be pinned before I even get a chance to step into the ring with you. So why bother? Although, I am going to hope that you allow me the pleasure of stepping into the ring with you. After all, you could say that this is the battle of the legends. For me, I was known as one of the greatest women's champions in the history of the RWA, likewise with Katrina in the Extreme Measures Federation. But if I am not mistaken, if we get a chance to face each other, this is the first time the legendary Black Widow has had a true challenge, isn't it? I know what you are going to say, you have had challenges in your career, right? I am sure I will also talk about your so called "challenges" in a little bit. If you think you were challenged before, then Katrina...you have not seen nothing yet. After all, as far as women's champions go you are celebrated as one, if not THE best women's champions in Extreme Measures Federation history. Although, another thing I was talking to my daughter about...you see the EMF's women's championship only recently gained some sort of importance. I certainly realize where you had a role in that, and I certainly respect it. There are too many people that simply do not respect the people who came before them. One such example of this is a man that should ring a bell....Wes Ikeda, remember that name Katrina? If I were you, I would want it zapped from my memory too, but I'm not getting at what you probably think I'm getting at. Quite frankly, I don't have any reason to hold back anymore. He was a man that jobbed up until the end of 2003. He was given a world title shot for doing nothing. It was a token of appreciation, and nothing else for being loyal to the EMF. Then what happened? He became a total head case, he thought that he was the only one that ever did anything for the EMF. When he was the LAST person that should have been saying that. In fact, he even put up a sign to declare it the last time we saw him. Does any of this sound familiar, Katrina? It should...but I did not come here to rant about Wes. I told you that to make a point. You see Katrina, I am not going to stand here and say that Jackie Gayda is the only woman that should be respected in Extreme Measures Federation history. I'm not going to forget people like you Katrina and what you accomplished here in the Extreme Measures Federation. However, there is one small catch to that. You see, I realized that in your time you were glorified as "great". But let me give you an example from another sport. If you hopped into a time machine and brought back Babe Ruth to the future to play in today's Major League Baseball. While I think he would still have at least some success, I doubt he would have the success that he had back in his day. You want to know why that is Katrina? It's because today, the game has changed from when he played. Players are bigger, stronger, and faster. They also have more injuries due to all those steroids they take. But that is a different story for a different time. The fact is Katrina, what I am trying to say...that little story about Babe Ruth and today's baseball league can parallel something. It can parallel the women's division within the Extreme Measures Federation and you. Because like it or not...just like MLB...it's evolved into a whole new division. Katrina, when you were in your prime, the women's division was a very different place. If you are wondering why I know this, it's because even before I came to the EMF, I had my eyes on the women's division in the Extreme Measures Federation. I knew that at some point, I might have to deal with many of you, so I had Tazz learn all he could about you. So I know quite a bit about your division in late 2001, short of actually competing in it of course. It had very few competitors, and it was really struggling for importance. When you came in, it was a big deal and you should be proud of it. But let's be honest here. The women's division you remembered was only truly only focused on two women. Those two women were of course you, Katrina and Ashlee Ikeda. I do not deny that Katrina was the real deal and a very tough chick. But...when it came to Ashlee. I have my doubts, the only exercise she ever did in her life was to raise the remote control up and down to change the channel on her television. If she really is daring and wants a challenge, she'll actually change the channel manually! My god! I know you are laughing somewhere Katrina, but don't laugh too hard...because the fact of the matter is despite her being an out of shape slob. You were made her bitch time and time again. I am not saying that you could not beat her, but clearly you should not have ever lost to her. Although, in the end...you did and thanks to you, we have to live with the thought that Ashlee Ikeda. A woman who didn't even have redeeming qualities with her looks is also known as one of the greatest women's champions of all time. Yes, there were other women around there at the time. Such as Natashia, who was a very good competitor. She reminds me a lot of Rylee, and the fact that she trains Rylee now-a-days shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone in the EMF. There also was another Amy, that I do remember too well. Don't you? But when she was just a competitor, Jarred's Amy was a solid competitor. However, they were not the focus of the women's division as Ashlee and Katrina were. They were there, competing now and then, winning the gold here and there. Basically the title was tossed between those four, until Katrina and Ashlee had five title reigns each. It was then that Katrina started to lose her way as a competitor, and started to become more of a non-wrestler of sorts in the EMF. You were in and out of the Extreme Measures Federation in those days, do you remember that Katrina? Because I do...in fact when you started to do that, Ashlee Ikeda was the only one left in the women's division. She just was there to sit and get fat...ter, and she collected that record for being the longest reigning women's champion...until recently. Then you totally disappeared from the EMF, and we thought that we had heard the last of you. But we knew it was only a matter of time before we saw you again. So you decided to make your return at the beginning of 2007. But when you came into the Extreme Measures Federation, everyone started to notice something about you. It was that you didn't understand that when something evolves, you must evolve with it or you get left behind. That's exactly what has happened to you in your come back in 2007. You came back into the Extreme Measures Federation, and thought the same song and dance was going to be successful. But, we found out how wrong you were, didn't we? I mean one just needs to look at your matches with Stephanie McMahon-Walker. Just think about that, Stephanie McMahon-Walker. A woman that was previously thought as nothing more than X-Cold's wife stepped into the ring with the famed "Black Widow" Katrina, and defeated her! If that wasn't bad enough, let's look at your effort into the battle royal. You not only probably set a record for being eliminated, but you were eliminated by Fyre! Someone who barely has a win to her name in the last four years! How embarrassing is that? Well Katrina, it's not really your fault. You see, you just don't get the fact that you have stepped into a new women's division. A women's division that is drastically better, despite the fact that it, and the women in it are being treated like a joke. Regardless of that, you have shown how out of touch you are Katrina. So much so, that those two women that most would have said don't belong in the same ring with you, defeated you! It's all because you will not accept that this women's division has evolve, and you refuse to evolve with it. Maybe it's because you can't....but regardless of whatever it might be. Thanks to it, you are prone for defeats that would not have happened during your best days. So knowing that fact, I know that as long as I stay focused and don't let my guard down, that I can continue to make you realize that you better change your game plan up, and you need to do it quickly. I will not take you lightly, although...this is a bit of a dream match that we'll be able to live out in this match Katrina, do you know that. I said it before; it's the EMF women's legend vs. RWA women's legend. You want to know what the difference is between you and me now-a-days? It's the same thing that is wrong with you right now Katrina, as it's also the reason you don't have a chance in hell to defeat me at Last Stand. While the women's division has passed you by, one could not say the same about me. I know what you are thinking; you are thinking that I must be lying. Because while Katrina is active right now, I have been retired from most active competition. Although, hear me out. You see Katrina, while you have a glorified past...so do I. I started in the RWA, where the women's division was not only huge in one federation...but there were many feeder federations. The competition was always high; the women's division had importance from the very beginning, which is very different from the women's division in the Extreme Measures Federation, I am sorry to say. If the amount of competitors was down in one fed, it would probably get a wrestler or two from another fed. With that, you would have to get use to a lot of new things. You could not get use to the same ol', same ol'. If it wasn't Trish Stratus, it was Sunny, if it wasn't Molly, it was Stephanie, if it wasn't her, it was Jackie (the black one), and so on. To say the least, our women's division was not centered around two people most of its existence. Neither of the competitors I faced were an out of shaped piece of crap like you faced Katrina in your day. They always were at the top of their game. I simply had to adapt to my new surroundings. Not only did I survive, but I was the clear dominate women's wrestler in the division. So much so, I was even threw into the battle royal for the RWA-WWF World Heavyweight Championship. I did not win, but if that is not evidence of my dominance....then I do not know what is. However, it does not end there. How do you think that I felt when I stepped into the Extreme Measures Federation. Remember that Katrina? Because you were around during that time, when the Other World made their invasion into the Extreme Measures Federation. I had to adapt to surroundings that clearly did not want me there. Any chance I got, I proved that I could adapt to whatever the EMF could throw my way. That is quite different than you, wouldn't you say? It does not stop there. The fact of the matter is this, while you have abandon the women's division on years on end, I've at least stepped into the ring now and then to test myself against the level of competition, and have quite a bit of success. Let's look at my recent history here in the EMF. This was the first real match that I stepped back into the ring with the Extreme Measures Federation. It was me vs. my now friend Sierra. I say "now", because at the time we weren't friends at all. We very much hated each other. For months, and months she taunted me about my feelings for Jericho that I could not express into words. Looking back on it, maybe she had a reason to taunt me. Although, at the time, I'm sure that her reasons were more than just she wanted to help me to express my feelings. But that is only a guess, regardless...she could have done it a better way. That whole thing with Sierra was a war, it included so many things. One of those things was Sierra and Mike going into my home and stealing my RWA-WCW women's championship. After months of struggling, it all came to ahead as I faced what would become the Female of the Year for 2004. To say the least, that match was not pretty for Sierra at all, and I got my title back. But due to that, I was able to get Sierra's respect, and I gained a great friend due to this. Looking back on it, I wish I didn't have to hurt her as my other personalities would go on to do. But...I guess it was the price for the "World of Pain" to end. Then came my match with the woman that a lot of people proclaim to be the most dominant women's champion of all time, Jackie Gayda. Jackie was very ambitious at the time, and not only wanted to make her own name, but use the names of legends to further her own legacy. She went after me first, and did ANYTHING to make sure that I came out of retirement to face her. But hook or crook...she did it, her and John Cena almost broke my heart thanks to their little stunt. It was only then I was able to agree to a match with Jackie. It was at Whiplash 2005, where the younger Jackie and I wrestled to a draw. I could have won, but I was too emotional and did not care to be women's champion. Are you seeing the difference yet Katrina? One woman in this match has evolved into the new women's division in the EMF; the other....has yet to show that she can. The one who has yet to show that she can is you Katrina. It's pretty clear who have has the advantage in this match Katrina, very clear to me. But....I do know that since we will be fighting against each other, I know that I can't take you lightly. Because I know that you are looking to prove to the world that you still have it. You want to use me as a launching pad to the women's championship, so you are going to do anything to defeat me. So if you think that I won't have my guard up, then you are sadly mistaken, and that is what will lead you to your downfall.

(Amy shakes her head, and looks around the hospital.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-TRUST ME; I know how hard you are going to come at me in this match. The fact that Katrina almost broke my neck in a hall way made me realize how desperate she is for a victory over me. I want to ask you a few things Katrina. You did not break my neck, but you sure did leave me to be stripped down by Cena. Now thanks to you, I can't even wear panties under my skirt with my Shockwave dresses. I am sure that you are proud of that, but I am sure you are disappointed that you did not break my neck. I want to know something; would you be proud if you did that? Katrina, I know you are desperate, but...did the fact that I have to take care of my little girl ever cross your mind. Her father was hurt...so for now I'm on my own to watch over her. If you hurt me, then who would look after her. Did you ever think about that? I am sure it did not cross your mind, so you are that desperate to get your career on track at my expense. Well...insane girl...you picked the wrong person to get your career out of the gutter it is stuck in. I said it before; you are without a question a ruthless bitch. But what you are fixing to find out at Last Stand is that as crazy as you are. You picked the person that has two other separate personalities that would make you look only slightly disturbed. While I'm talking about that, I want to talk about that new move you decided to debut on me. It is without a doubt very devastating, and I said...in the hall way it could have broken my neck. But in the ring, it's not as impressive. It's more pleasing to the eye in the ring, than it's impactful. However, I dare you to push me enough to bring out one of my other personalities known as Angelica Boycott. If you talk to your old rival Sierra....she will tell you about that alter-ego of mine. The one that has a move that would make yours look like nothing. It's almost crippled many; however, I do not think it will come to that Katrina. However, you are going to learn a lesson at Last Stand. That lesson is you do not mess with the Queen of Extreme, Amy Jericho. Because at Last Stand, I'm going to do what many people have tried to do to you and have failed. I'm going to squash the Black Widow once and for all!

(We fade away into the next scene; we go into a house show from the Verizon Center in Washington, DC. It's about half way through the show as a match with Christian and RVT just finished up. Christian somehow won the match, and just now is disappearing into the back. He's followed by RVT, who stumbles up the ramp. He tries to go to the back, but he runs into the stage and falls unconscious. The ref's drag him into the back and suddenly the crowd waits for what's next. Suddenly "Lovepassionfuryenergy" blasts on the PA as the crowd cheers. Amy Jericho tries to run out, but she almost falls flat on her face due to her high heels. Amy is wearing a pink dress. It's backless and has a plunging neck. The skirt is floor sweeping and tight. Amy regains her balance, and just holds up her "I love you" sign. She walks down to the ring trying to do taunts. But she is finding it difficult to move in this dress and heels. She walks up the ring steps and on to the apron and shakes her head. As she realizes once again that she'll have to go under the bottom rope. She looks around in disgust; she holds up her dress as she ducks under and steps into the ring. She walks over to the ropes where the camera usually would be. She holds up her hand sign to the crowd who gives her a loud cheer. She smiles to the crowd, but it can be seen that it's a bit of a mask for how her life has been lately. Amy walks over to another side of the ring to the ropes and reaches out, and grabs a microphone from a ring girl. She signals for her music to stop, it finally starts to fade away. A loud "Lita!! Lita!! Lita!! Lita!!" chant can be heard. She takes it in; it looks like this has brightened her day. Amy smiles to the crowd and soaks in the crowd reaction for a few moments. Then she begins to talk.)

(OOC-I mean no offense to anyone in this, I just noticed that Michael went in and out of his British slang during the MxMxPunk RP. So I decided to use it against him! So hope we all know I mean nothing by any of this.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-What's up Washington DC!! *Crowd cheers* You know, I have this big match coming up and I know that it's not going to be the easiest match. But I know that once and for all John Cena and his team will get what's coming to them. However, there is another reason why this match is not going to be easy. I realize that there is a chance for something rare to happen. John Cena might get cheered. There is only one place that this could happen, that one place is the hometown of John Cena. There is very much a possibility that John Cena is going to get cheered to some degree. Now this is something that has not happened for a long time. Although, I am going to make sure that a video of this in ring interview is put up on the Internet. I hope that a lot of EMF fans in the Boston area see's it as well. Because I have something to say about their hometown boy. Now, I know that each and everyone of you are probably proud of John Cena. No matter if he's the lowest piece of scum ever to grace this ring, still he came from your hometown, and is world heavyweight champion. So maybe you have a right to be proud that he came from your state. Although, before you start cheering him. Despite what a complete piece of crap he is, and boo me and my team out of the building this Sunday at Last Stand. Now I can go on and on about the match that is coming up, but I think it's time to talk about the man, himself, John Cena that the fans at Last Stand might cheer for. I've come to the conclusion that he is not proud of you. Yes, I know it might come to a shock to all of you, but I doubt he is proud of anyone in this country. You want to know how I came to this conclusion? It's something that I noticed during his promo against MxMxPunk. It's something that I have mentioned before...it's the fact that John Cena does not know who Kobe Bryant is. Let me repeat that....JOHN CENA DOES NOT KNOW WHO KOBE BRYANT IS. It was worth to repeat, because it's just so unbelievable. Not only does he not know a man that has won three NBA championships. Who scored 80 something points in a single game. A man that was at one time hyped to be maybe the next Michael Jordan. I mean he does fall short of that feat, but as a player, he was certainly no slouch. One day he might be in the Hall of Fame, and John Cena does not know who he is. In fact, if we tested John Cena for his knowledge in basketball...and asked him to name any current player in the National Basketball Association right now, not named Kobe Bryant, he would name...Michael Jordan. That's right Michael Jordan..a man that has been retired for a few years now. Yet if you asked John Cena, Michael Jordan is the only person that he could name, and he only proved that by not knowing who Kobe Bryant is. That is unbelievable Cena, just unbelievable. You want me to tell you why I think it's unbelievable. Hell, you even mentioned how you don't even know anything about basketball and made it clear that you don't even like it. Everyone knows that basketball wasn't my thing, especially in High School. I did many sports, but I felt I was best at swimming. However, it's different with John Cena with him hating basketball for three reasons. First off, John Cena was born in Massachusetts, the BIRTH PLACE of basketball. While this does not mean you have to necessarily like it. You would think that being born in a huge sports town such as Boston, that he would have learned a name or two currently playing basketball. The second reason why I think it's unbelievable that John Cena does not know anything about basketball comes from his past. John Cena used to come to the ring wearing various jerseys, which included basketball ones. Some in which included the Phoenix Suns, Boston Celtics, and more. The third and final reason that it's unbelievable that John Cena does not know anything about basketball, also comes from the past. John Cena during a pre-match rap against the Big Show, he said "him losing to the Big Show was like Gary Coleman losing to Patrick Ewing in a tip off". How did John Cena know about Patrick Ewing, if he doesn't know much about basketball? This proves one thing, there was a time that John Cena did care about basketball...but now it's changed. The question is why? Then as I continued to watch his promo against MxMxPunk the answer to this mystery started to become even clearer. So much, I don't see why I did not know the answer to begin with. You see...his hate of one of his hometowns biggest sports extends much further than just his hometown. No...it might even explain why he hates the fans period. You see there is one thing that is in common with most every crowd that the Extreme Measures Federation performs in front of...most of them are in the United States. The reason he hates the people who make sure he gets paid became so clear as I finished watching his promo against MxMxPunk. Because he started to slip into slang "not of this country". You want examples, Mr. throw back was using words such as...and I quote...such as "bloody hell", "fuck all", and many of other strange slang terms. Then I realized what happened...he not only proved that he's not only forgotten everything about basketball, but he's TURNED HIS BACK ON HIS COUNTRY! He called basketball a "stupid sport where you throw a orange ball through a hoop". Then was seen watching a soccer game, and called it "football". Then the thing that seals it....he says "forget Revolutions". It's pretty clear what happened to our "All American Doctor of Thugnomics"....he has....gone...BRITISH! That's right, not that there is anything wrong with that. But, it's clear that being around too many British people has effected John Cena in a way that all of you people won't understand. Soon enough he'll have a cheap accent, and there will be no turning back. I don't know whether Cena realizes what has happened to him. But I do want Cena to know that even if he can't turn back, I do not hate him for going British. I mean I know that the people over there are great. I've been over there quite a few times myself in the past, and I have quite a few friends that are from there. In fact, if you don't mind...I have a picture of me when I was over in England a few years ago.

.::Amy Jericho::.-See Cena, even if you can't change back...it's not the end of the world. In fact....it could be much worst...a lot worst. Natasha, no offense, but I'm going to guess you have had the biggest influence on Cena. So I'm going to guess that you are at least apart of the reason that Cena has changed the way he has. Just think Cena, what if Natasha was not British. What if she was Samoan? Cena.....this could be you.

(Amy points to the EMF tron and the picture of her in England changes to this...)

(Amy is smirking amused, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Now as bad as that is, it could be worst...much worst. Just think if Natasha came from Iraq! THIS could be you.

(Amy points to the EMF tron and the picture changes once again to this.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Just think of the promo's then! I can just picture it now, he would walk into the diva locker room and say "DFJJDFKSJFDSFKDSKFFDSFAMERICAAAWWWIEEPOOIEWANNASCREW"? Now John Cena, I could go on, and on making fun of your "British invasion". However, I will not. You watch your field hockey with bigger nets and no sticks. Drink your tea and do whatever else there is to do. Because the fact of the matter is this...you might think that you have that country on your side. But the truth is that you are wrong, because with my connections in Hollywood, I decided to call up a few of my British friends to find out what they think of your chances at Last Stand. The first one I called up was American Idol judge Simon Cowell, and asked about Team Cena's chances at winning the match at Last Stand. He told me that "John Cena's chances are horrible, they suck, just like his ability to sing, wrestle, and do whatever else he does. Sorry, I can't talk anymore..."...and then he hung up on me disgusted with Cena's chances to win this match at Last Stand. (Amy gives a cute shrug to the crowd and smiles) So I called someone that John Cena would know, I called up William Regal. He told me that "what in the bloody hell is miserable toe rag John Cena thinking. If I wasn't so bloody busy, I would dispose of him myself. However, young lady, I'm sure your team will have no problems". Since Regal and I are long time friends, he didn't hang up on me. Then I decided to call up Mercedes long lost father, I decided to call up Chef Gordon Ramsay. He told me that Cena's chances in the match were "under cook, horrible, and HE SHOULD STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET BURNED". Then he screamed in my ear for the next ten minutes, which was not very fun. The next one I called up was one Sam Coleman. But, after I told him who I was, he said "I'm REALLY not qualified....AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and hung up. So I decided to meet up a good friend of mine, and a very famous actress...Keira Knightley. I asked her of her opinion of the match, since she comes from the place that John Cena has brain washed himself into thinking he's from. She said...well...she didn't say anything. You see since it was after a Shockwave, I was still in one of John Cena's dresses...and I bent over to get something. All of a sudden Keira yelled out of no where "LOOK AT THAT CLEAVAGE", and ran away. So I guess I didn't have any luck with her.

(Amy laughs at Cena and then gets serious.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-You know Cena; I was just joking around here. The fact is that everyone should not cheer you no matter what. The fact of the matter is that I've proven that you are a liar, a cheat, and a piece of shit. At Payback 2007....you embarrassed me in front of my hometown. In front of my family and my friends. At Last Stand 2007, it'll be my turn to return the favor. Sure, I can't embarrass you like you did to me, because you have nothing sensitive to hit that is legal. So this is what I'm going to do, now the Pay Per View might say Last Stand, but it might as well be Survival of the Fittest. The very Pay Per View that you are supposively King of, because this match is a match that SHOULD be in Survival of the Fittest. Not that over hyped one on one match you had with MxMxPunk. You should learn to pick on someone your own age and at Last Stand, were going to see if you are really the King of the elimination match. If I can prove that you are not, it would only be sweet revenge against you for using chopping my breasts, spanking my ass, and playing with my thong in front of my home crowd. Because at Last Stand, the sweetest revenge against John Cena....is to beat him at his own game...and then take the power that I will be handed and start embarrassing him. Just like he embarrassed me at Payback 2007!

(Crowd cheers as "Lovepassionfuryenergy" blasts on the PA system as Amy hands the microphone back to the ring girl. Amy once again holds her dress up as she ducks under the bottom rope on to the apron. She sits down on the apron, and drops off it. So that she doesn't break her heels. She begins walking up the ramp way. She gets up on the stage and gives her sign one last time. Then she disappears into the back as we fade away into the next scene. The camera is zoomed out on the women's locker room. Suddenly the door opens and Amy Jericho steps out of it. She is wearing a sleeve-less mid-drift. With fish nets over it, she is also has a coat that is open. Because it's later in the day than it was when she came in for work. She is also wearing a short punk rocker skirt with a plaid trim. She is also wearing her normal shoes, and looks happy to do so. Seemly her high heels were very painful and difficult to wear while trying to cut an in ring promo. Suddenly she turns to her right and stops dead in her tracks. She gets a look of surprise about something. She looks frozen as suddenly...along with secret service members...someone very unexpected steps into the picture.)

.::George W. Bush::.-Excuse me young lady, I'm the President of the United States. I was wondering if you know where the Vice President of this organization is...goes by the name of Amy Christine Dumas?

(Amy gives him a weird look, not because he doesn't know who she is...but because...)

.::Amy Jericho::.-That would be me....and the last name is Irvine now.

(George W. Bush looks to the security service members annoyed and says.)

.::George W. Bush::.-How did intelligence screw that one up?!?!?

(The secret service members shrug their shoulders, and Bush puts his hand to his face and shakes his head. Amy gives them her trademark confused look, and then decides to ignore this.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-So, what can I do for you?

.::George W. Bush::.-Well, I've wondered if you could point me into the direction of Marc Mead. God, I loved the Satanic Union! So I decided this Marc Mead is the perfect man that I want to add to my cabinet. He is the model of a great American and I have a feeling that he'll help me out of this mess I've gotten myself into. *whispering* Believe it or not, I think a lot of the country thinks I'm corrupt!

.::Amy Jericho::.-*Amy shakes her head...* Yeah...easy mistake to make...

(Suddenly Dick Cheney runs up to the president and says.)

.::Dick Cheney::.-I still think this is a bad idea....you do know Marc Mead doesn't like you, right?

.::George W. Bush::.-You are WRONG...you will die in BLOOD, Dick in charge!!!

(George puts the Dubbya-mission on Dick Cheney until he passes out. Amy can't believe all of this, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-You know Mr. Bush; I would like to help with your problems. I don't judge you as being corrupt, because...well...this company already has two corrupt president's. Their names are John Cena and Tony Ikeda. John Cena is someone that I have talked quite a bit of about. So maybe I should inform you of Tony Ikeda. Maybe you could relate to him. Because you see, Tony Ikeda was at one time a well liked individual by all the fans. In fact, he was at one time called "the King of the faces". Which is a pretty bold statement to say, but...it might have been true at the time he said it. So I will not knock him for that. However, things started to change at the end of 2003 and the beginning of 2004. He started to care only about himself, and the people he chooses to care about. He became self-centered, he became arrogant, and simply uncaring about what the fans that made him wanted. He started to only care about his own agenda, which would lead him out of the Extreme Measures Federation. Many people did not think we would ever see him back. However, he would be back to finish some unfinished business. His return was just that, to finish that business and once again disappear into the night. Now he's once again back, and was somehow able to buy the Attitude side of the Extreme Measures Federation from Scott Mann. Since then it's been a nightmare, because Tony still has not changed. He still has his head stuck up his own ass, so what does one do that has their head's stuck up their own ass? They find someone that can share their experience with them. So what does Tony do? He finds people more full of themselves than he is to build up his ego. He brings in Randy Orton to be his bitch...I mean "Commish". I am not sure about Torrie Wilson, but I do know that Randy Orton is a son of a bitch. I will never forgive him for what he did to me and this is the people that "the Badd Boy" decides to associate himself with. So it comes to no one's surprise that he only decides to take it one step further. Since he's always been a closet member of the Chain Gang. He decides to aid John Cena in his quest in ruling the Extreme Measures Federation. He's basically become John Cena's bitch, so much so that he decided to stand with him in his fight against me. Because he doesn't think I should be a threat, just because I am a woman. You know, if you had asked me in 2001 to 2003. If there is one guy that I would have never guessed was a follower....it was "the Badd Boy" Tony Ikeda. Back when he was a fan favorite, he seemed like he cared about almost everyone. But man, has he ever proven that image of him wrong. But that's fine, Tony, I suppose that is your choice to make. It's the wrong choice, but lately...have you been about making the right choice? Let me answer that, the answer to that question is of course...NO! So you will stand into the ring and go face to face with my team. That's just fine Tony; personally I only have two things against you. The first one is the fact that you are obviously standing with John Cena. How you can, I will never understand. Do you not see that John Cena is a horribly corrupt man? You probably do, but I know what is going through your head Tony. You made your return to the Extreme Measures Federation; it's because of your past. I know the stories vaguely Tony, so I'll talk about them from off the top of my head. But I could be wrong with a fact or two here. You were the oldest of two brothers; your brother was a bit...weird. You had to protect him; you had to be the guy to keep him out of trouble. You know, I think I know your pain Tony. I was the big sister too; I had to always watch out for my little brother too. But it was more than just that, literally. If my younger brother came into a room while I was watching television. For no reason other than I was watching television, and he wanted me to change the channel. If I told him "no", then he would attack me, because I was the big sister. I couldn't attack him back. Because if I did, I was the one that would be blamed and punished by my parents. So I can understand the pressure you were under growing up. Watching out for our younger siblings gave us a lot of problems. But it looks like over the years...it caused you not to want to be good anymore. I can understand how you might get sick of being "better than that". You were tired of being the high and mighty good guy. You were not going to obey the rules anymore; you were going to look out for number one. So you started to change your ways. Because of this...your reputation within the Extreme Measures Federation has suffered because of it, and you have made a lot of enemies. Especially now that it is clear that you plan on standing with John Cena in his quest to whore the EMF's legacy to make his own. You have done this to serve your own purpose. Those purposes were not always very clear. For some reason you decided to make your grand re-appearance into the Extreme Measures Federation. You chose to do it by ruining Jarred's title shot against John Cena a few months' back. Really, at the time it did not make much sense to me....until one other key fact was introduced into it all. Katrina, Jarred Carthallion's ex-wife. It all makes sense that "the Badd Boy" is having his strings and whatever else pulled by "the Black Widow" Katrina. Because Katrina, maybe it's because you never got over the mistake you made. Yes, Jarred Carthallion was not the most humble or down to Earth guy during the time you split up. Yes, he was a bit of an egomaniac. But you finally realized that many years after your divorce, that you made a mistake. Because you now realize, no matter how bad Jarred was...you could, and did much worse...MUCH worse. So what do you do? You decide to hook up with Tony Ikeda to get out some frustration on your ex-husband. Personally Katrina, I do not know what anyone see's in you. Because you use everyone that you come in contact with. Yet somehow, you always find someone to either do your dirty work, or be your new man. Oh, I realize I don't know for sure that you two are a couple. But the fact of the matter is since you both haven't bothered to explain it, then I won't bother not to speculate. You see Tony, that's the second problem I have with you...its Katrina. Before I really get into you two, I want to ask you a question. Is sleeping with your (ex-) sister-in-law a Missouri thing or just an Ikeda thing? Don't get what I'm saying; well...Tony...you probably know what I'm talking about. So that is all that matters. For you Tony, it would seem that being used by John Cena was not enough. No, instead you had to find an insane bitch to also give you orders on what to do with your power. But if that's the way you want to live your life, then its fine. It's only going to be the end of you come Last Stand. Because thanks to those actions, you don't just have Jarred Carthallion out for your head. But you have your old pal Scott Kincaid too. I really don't get why you had to turn on him as well. He looked up to you Tony, he thought that you brought the best out in him and he also gave you a free ride to the EMF Tag team championship. Yet only a few weeks ago, you turned your back on him? Why, who knows what goes through your head. But because of Katrina and your own actions....you have two members of my team who want your blood. Personally, I am yet to have a problem with you. Other than you are with the bitch that attacked me when I was just trying to do my job. But I do realize that you probably will not be too happy if I destroy Katrina in front of you, the only question is...will you let Katrina fight her own battles...or will you not? Really, I do not know whether you are above harming a woman seriously or not. I have no clue if you would cheap shot me if my back is turned, and I have no clue what you would do if you had to face me in the ring. But let me warn you Tony right now. I realized a long time ago that being in this match, I know that the guy's will not take it easy on me. I know that and I accept that. If you want to try to attack me while I'm beating up Katrina, then I will have no problem fighting you, and doing what I have to so I can get my hands on Katrina. But if it's just you and me in there, then a fight is a fight. I know what I am getting into the ring with; you are a multy time world champion. You were the longest reigning Intercontinental Champion in Extreme Measures Federation history to name only a few of your accomplishments. So if I have to face you, then I know that my hands will be full. I do have one advantage though. You see...I have had the chance to watch your entire career. I have seen how you work, from when you step into the arena to the locker room to the ring. I know the game plan, because as much as your personality has changed. I don't think your in ring game plan has changed...you want to know why? Because change is exciting, and we all know you're reputation for being boring! Trust me, I had to sit through a bunch of your promo's with the rest of the Wasabi World Order...and your promo's always were the #1 killer of our parties. How else do you think you won so many matches, let's be honest...your finisher sucks. It's the type of move that Test would do, and we all know that Test sucks. So after thinking about it for a while, I came up to the conclusion that before you even hit the Full Nelson Slam. Your opponent is probably in a coma, hell you probably don't even need to hit a move. But you do it to make yourself look like a credible wrestler. But Tony, let's say if this match comes down to you and me. Don't think that same strategy is going to work with me. Because I know that there is one thing that has always made you. That one thing is the fact is your passion for what you are doing. Hell, you would need to have passion for what you're doing. Because if you didn't, your promos might work against you, and put YOU to sleep while your cutting them. But in this situation, I seriously question if you want this as much as I do. What do you have to gain? Sure you get a chance to get your hands on Jarred and Kincaid, but what else? Not much...you'll get a chance to tell me what to do for a week. But how important is that to you? Does that serve a purpose? I do not think so. So if you don't have the drive to this...then I know I already have an advantage over you. Sure, I am a woman, and sure....maybe I'm not as strong. But regardless of what I looked like after Payback 2007. I have faced male wrestlers before and defeated them. I also have taken a beating from them, and have lasted quite a while in the ring with...sometimes, even coming back to defeat them. Tony, this match means everything to me. Everything, I do not want to be in the hands of John Cena again...even if it's a better risk than the cleaning girl stipulation. If it's you and me one on one, I won't expect you to hold back. But expect from me a fight that you thought no female could give you. If I defeat you, then don't be surprised. However, if you do beat me...I just ask one thing. If there is a decent individual still alive in there. I just ask you not embarrass me like John Cena would, but I will see whether you listen or not. If there is one person on this team that I have at least some hope for...it's you Tony. I think it's not too late for you to turn back. But the longer you go on with people like Cena and Katrina...the harder it will be to repair your damage reputation. But trust me Tony, regardless of all that...if I have any say...it'll be a Badd day for the badd man.

.::George W. Bush::.-Wow...and here I was worried about the war on terror.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah, I know...although...have you ever noticed how Ikeda and al Qaeda sound the same?

(Bush thinks about it for a second, and then he whispers something to the secret service agent. Who whispers the same thing into a microphone in his coat. Suddenly over head, a fighter jet can be heard dropping a bomb, followed by a fair away explosion.)

.::George W. Bush::.-Thank you young lady, you just may have ended our global war on terrorism!

.::Amy Jericho::.-Um....go me? But what did you bomb?

.::George W. Bush::.-A building registered to one of these Ikeda's you speak of...

(In a window you can see Wes Ideka running in the background on fire. Screaming in pain, suddenly a group of weird people run after him...also on fire. They are all are yelling about "Wes not staying still" and "they lost their world title spot on Wes' ass.")

.::George W. Bush::.-For helping, I'll let you in on a piece of information that we have CONFIRMED! There is a group trying to take down this Cena character you mentioned stationed in France. You might want to check them out.

(Amy gives Bush a weird look.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-France?

.::George W. Bush::.-Yep.....their always in the last place you'll look. But their leaders name is Christie Dumas or something. I didn't look it up.

(Bush walks off and leaves Amy who has a shocked look on her face, she thinks about it and then says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-....My Mom?!...

(We fade out of that scene into the next scene from Paris, France. The camera picking on the action gets the scans the landscape. Suddenly we zoom on two well known faces in the Extreme Measures Federation. They look like their looking around for someone.)

.::Billy::.-Alright Rico...where the hell is Chuck?

.::Rico::.-If I knew, I would tell you...

(Suddenly a loud engine can be heard, and Chuck Palumbo shows up dressed like a biker. He rides the bike around Billy and Rico a few times, they both don't look impressed.)

.::Billy::.-Chuck!! What the hell are you doing!?!?!?!

.::Chuck Palumbo::.-Oh hey guys, I just remembered! I'm not gay...see...*circles around Billy and Rico*....NOT GAY!!

(Billy and Rico don't look like they believe him, suddenly Michael De Kreek walks up to him and says.)

.::Michael De Kreek::.-This is GAY! You three are GAY!...BUT I'm not GAY...therefore better than everyone here.

(Billy, Chuck, and Rico don't look amused)

.::Rico::.-Then what are you doing here?

.::Michael De Kreek::.-As I said, I'm not gay...JUST French.

.::Billy::.-MDK...I thought you were Australian?

.::Michael De Kreek::.-*gets a huge surprise look, like they figured out his secret*....OH SHIT!!

(Michael De Kreek runs away, and almost runs into Amy who is looking down at directions. Amy doesn't look happy that MDK almost ran her down.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Jerk...anyways...where is it...oh...there it is.

(The camera gets a shot of where Amy is looking at, Rene Dupree and Rob Conway are talking among themselves. Amy walks up to them, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Hey, I'm Amy Jericho...I'm the person that called you. I want you to take me to your leader.

(Rob Conway and Rene Dupree points at Amy, she looks annoyed.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I said LE...ADER...not Lita.

.::Rene Dupree::.-Ha! Ha!...We don't know what you stupid American girl are talking about...Ha! Ha!

.::Rob Conway::.-What leader?

(Amy rolls her eyes, and then yells the thing she was said to.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!

(Suddenly Conway and Dupree put their hands on Amy's mouth, until they know she's shut up.)

.::Rene Dupree::.-Yep...she checks out.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Not a subtle password, is it?

.::Rob Conway::.-Well, there is two parts...you need to also do....the dance.

(Amy can't believe she has to do this, so she starts to do the French tickler. Dupree doesn't look impressed, but Conway seems to like it.)

.::Rene Dupree::.-That wasn't apart of the password!

.::Rob Conway::.-Hehe! I know!...Bouncy! Bouncy! Boun...AAAAHHH!

(Suddenly Amy kicks him in the balls, and punches him in the face knocking him unconscious.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-So are you going to take me to your leader?

.::Rene Dupree::.-Yeah, sure...come with me...stupid American girl...

(Amy shakes her head as Dupree leads her somewhere, we fade away from that scene and we open to a darken room. There is only one light. That light is at the end of the hallway. Amy Jericho's figure can be seen walking into the sight of the camera. She stops, and looks at the figure at the end of the hallway. She starts to jog up. As the camera zooms in as she reaches the figure.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Mom! Mom! I finally found you.....Mom?

(However, her Mom wasn't answering her. She looks like she's in a meditating state. Her legs are crossed, and her arms are held out, and her eyes are closed. For some reason, she has eye face paint on her face (Note: Think Jack Sparrow in Dead Man's Chest) Amy starts to shake her Mom.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Mom! Mom! Please...I got a lot to ask you!

(Suddenly Christie's eyes open, she looks at Amy annoyed, and says.)

.::Christie Dumas::.-Oh c'est vous ami, j'essaye de bloquer dehors l'horreur qui se produira enfin le stand. Pourriez vous me laisser seul, si je casse ma méditation... que je devrais désormais observer une valeur de 100 heures de votre et des allumettes de Cena !

(Suddenly two figures come up from out of the dark into the light behind Amy. They look just as confused as Amy does, not knowing what the hell her Mom just said.)

.::Chris Tucker::.-I don't understand that words that are coming out of her mouth!

.::Jackie Chan::.-I think that's French.

(Chris Tucker slaps Christie and yells.)

.::Chris Tucker::.-You're an American! Stop embarrassing yourself!

(Amy shakes her head and decides it's no use, she at least knows where her Mom is now. So she goes back to where she came from and walks out a door where there is more light. This is where Rene Dupree and Rob Conway (who has a black eye, and is hurting from Amy's punch still) are waiting.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-She wouldn't talk to me...but I at least know where she is. So, what does this organization do?

.::Rene Dupree::.-Our great and powerful leader that her daughter would ask such a stupid question like that. Well, we are an organization against John Cena and everyone who associates with him. Were slowly building up power, but soon we will teach Cena a lesson. We already got some of the most evil minds to counteract Cena. We even brought some of them back from the dead, and taped some of them checking in for our cause, watch this.

(Dupree holds up a remote control that turns on a TV. It shows Dupree and Conway in pain, it looks like someone was yelling in their ears.)

.::Rob Conway::.-Adolf Hitler....CHECK!

(Suddenly an evil tooth fairy looking person comes on the screen.)

.::Rene Dupree::.-Demented Tooth Fairy...CHECK

(Suddenly Joseph Stalin walks up to them)

.::Rene Dupree::.-...Joseph Stalin......

.::Joseph Stalin::.-BALLIN!

.::Rob Conway::.-....CHECK!

(Suddenly George W. Bush walks up, and it looks like Conway and Dupree didn't expect him.)

.::George W. Bush::.-....What? Even I know I suck...

.::Rob Conway::.-Alright, your in.

(Suddenly Wes Ideka walks up Conway and Dupree don't look happy to see him.)

.::Wes Ideka::.-What? I suck too?

.::Rob Conway::.-Not in the way were looking for...REJECTED

(Wes puts his head down, dejected and the television turns off.)

.::Rene Dupree::.-We hear that you will be leading the charge against Cena, so our leader prepared a song to lift your spirits in our cause. So if you don't mind.

.::Amy Jericho::.-....um...no..go ahead?

(Conway and Dupree get ready to sing, and then they start their song for Amy and her team.)

La Resistance: God has smiled upon you this day The fate of a federation in your hands And blessed be the competitors Who fight with all our bravery? Till only the righteous stand You see the pyro flames They bellow in the night You fight in all our names For what we know is right And when you all get shot And can not carry on Though you die La Resistance lives on You may get stabbed in the head With a shank or sword You may be beaten to death Or buried alive or worse But when they torture you You will not feel the need to run for Though you die La Resistance lives on John Morrison: Blame Cena! Blame Cena Because his presidency gone awry God I'm so fried. (Mercury pops up looking stoned.) Mercury: Am I gonna die? Richard and Nixon: Tomorrow night Our lives will change Tomorrow night The fans will be entertained A career execution What a sight Tomorrow night Satan (aka Ashlee): Up there, there is so much room Where baby's burp and flowers bloom Tomorrow night up there is doomed And so I will be going soon mini- Cena and new mini Widow: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker You're a bonified bastard uncle fucker mini-Widow: Looks like we may be out of luck mini-Cena: Tomorrow night we're pretty fucked Amy (getting caught up in it): Why did it have to come to war What the fuck is Cena president for When did this song become a marathon *Amy slaps herself for getting caught up in this song* Satan (aka Ashlee), Wes Ideka: I want to live up there When Cena's reign is dead and gone, then the Wes show will be on! La Resistance: They may cut your tongue in half And serve it to a pig And though it hurts you'll laugh You'll dance a tongueless jig But that's the way it goes In war you're shat upon Though you die La Resistance lives on

(They finish their song and Amy has a blank expression, and she says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Oh......goodie...um...I think I better go now. Eeeerrr...just tell my Mom to call me when she can.

.::Rob Conway::.-Alright..

(Amy backs away slowly, and then runs away from La Resistance into another room. We fade away with that.)