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Segment Title: Amy Goes Hollywood

Singles Record: 2-2

People Used: 'Queen of Extreme' Amy Jericho, Maria (with permission), and a whole bunch of people.

People Mentioned: Cena!!

Date of Card: 12/31/06

Match: John Cena vs. Amy Jericho (President power vs. Cleaning girl stip)

Queen
of Extreme!!

Other World lyrics - Go on if you want it., An otherworld awaits you, Don't you give up on it., You bite the hand that feeds you., All alone cold fields you wander, Memories of it, cloud your sight, Fills your dreams, disturbs your slumber, Lost your way, a fallen knight, Hold now, aim is steady, An otherworld awaits you, One thousand years--you ready?, The otherworld it takes you, Go into the sand and the dust in the sky, Go now, there's no better plan than to do or to die, Free me pray to the faith in the face of the light, Feed me fill me with sin now get ready to fight, You know you will, You know you will, You know you know you know you know that you will, You know you know you know you know that you will, Fight fight fight, Fight fight fight, Fight fight fight, Hope dies and you wander, The otherworld it makes you, Dreams they rip asunder, The otherworld it hates you, Free now ride up on it, Up to the heights it takes you, Go on if you want it., An otherworld awaits you


Payback, it's just another word for revenge. In the history of this great event, it has always found a way to live up to its name. This year won't be any different, because while there are already great matches on the card. None as personal as a mixed singles match, between the Extreme Measures Federation Vice President Amy Jericho and stand in President John Cena. For Amy Jericho, it's about over a year of hell that John Cena has put her family, her friends and herself. It all started when she learned that John Cena had been cheating on his wife Jackie Cena. Being that Jackie and her had become great friends since the times of their feud at Survival of the Fittest 05. She had to break the news to her. But she had not been as lucky as she thought to catch this for her friend, before Cena plan came together. It would seem that thanks to her wedding dress, and high heels. She was easy to spot, and John Cena simply was not going to let Jackie know, until the time was right. The reason being, Cena knew that he had no pre-nup., therefore...if news that Cena had an affair reached Jackie in the wrong way. Then Cena's break up would end up costing John Cena a lot of money. So, he needed to make sure to break the spirit of Amy Jericho, so that she would not tell Jackie in the early stage of his plans. He did everything early on, to threatening her, to threatening her injured husband, Chris Jericho. But it would seem that no matter what John Cena did, Amy Jericho simply would not back down. To try to control Amy, he would probably need a miracle, and he got that. When Amy found out that she was pregnant with the Jericho's first child, Ashley. This was the break that Cena had been looking for, and Amy knew it. So for a time, Amy tried to cover her growing stomach area, and started to come up with a back up plan. This would come in the form of Maria. Amy would go on to train Maria to take over her Vice President role in the case that she was unable to do it, due to her pregnancy. Amy was lucky, because she was able to hide it long enough for Maria to understand what she was doing. But the time came when Cena was able to find out about Amy's pregnancy. Not only suspending Amy on a leave, but sending her to Iraq to get her out of the way. While this happened, Cena knew that the time was now to let Jackie and the world know of his affair. He did so in the form of throwing Jackie into a steel cage. After this event, Jackie was exactly where Cena wanted her. Her spirit was broken, had she been left like that. She would have easily have been taken advantage of during any divorce that occurred between the two. But Amy Jericho would come back, and along with Maria fight with Jackie against Cena. Once again lifting Jackie's spirits, Cena must have known that there was only one way for this situation to work out in his favor. He needed to break the spirit of Amy Jericho. That was better said than done, because in the past. Many people tried and failed to do this. Cena would try everything; including bullying her while she was in no condition to fight back in her pregnant state. Almost having her beaten to death by Jackie directly after she had given birth. Embarrassed, stripped of her clothes. Cena even tried to bring her over to his side of things, using his usual methods. Although, it seemed that there was something a bit more to the use of these methods, than just Cena trying to get thing's to go his way. We will never know how far Cena would have gone with things. Because Amy Jericho was totally devoted to her husband, and loved him more than anything to even think about the things that Cena tried to offer her. Seriously or not. Cena was getting frustrated with every passing moment, and finally Amy decided that it was time to go in for the kill. She convinced Jackie, that it was time go where it would really hurt Cena. That is his bank account. After being baited into a "golden opportunity" match with Chris Jericho. A match that Jericho was instructed to throw by Amy. Because the brief case contained divorce papers that Jackie had filed. This had been the moment that we all find out who would come out in top in the end. Would it be Cena, who clearly was at fault in this case, or would be it Jackie's side. The one's that was clearly the victims of Cena's affair. It would be a long process, but in the end, thanks to the testimony by Amy Jericho, the now Jackie Gayda would gain 60% of the Cena estate. Everything that Cena had done to Jackie and Amy over the year trying to cover up had finally burned him. It had been good defeating evil, as Amy frequently had said it would end up. But it would seem that Cena was not going to let this story end without a sequel. The original fight was over, now it was time for payback on the woman that caused his downfall, Amy Jericho. Had he been successful in making her give in to him, he might have been successful, but he was not. Now all he wants is to see Amy at her lowest point. To take this strong woman, and bring her into a weak shell of herself. To get her like this, finally...no matter if it doesn't solve anything for Cena would be sweet revenge. During the course of their war against each other, Cena had realized what an emotional woman Amy truly was. So it was time to use that against her. He would round up a mob of his allies, and would have her husband beaten serverally. Cena was counting on her being so emotional, that she would agree to a wrestling match. With the stipulation that if she won, he would never again hold power in the EMF. But if he won, then Amy would become his cleaning lady. But Amy's wits were not completely gone, as she didn't sign the contract. Her alter-ego, Lita did. A woman who has had a lot of success wrestling world title level males. It would seem that Amy did not want to let Cena off the back of his heels. She started to play pranks to get inside Cena's head. It seemed that every time that Cena tried to counter it, Amy would answer back in some way and top it. Only one of her plans failed, which ended up as a trap set up by Cena and Chris Masters. But now the pranks are over, the talking is over, payback is here. There are a few questions leading into this match. Will Lita be able to shock the world, and beat Cena? Also, during the build up of this match, Cena realized that for some reason...he can't seem to harm Amy himself. What roll will this play?

[::body of RP::]

(We open up the scene within a hall of the Jericho home. A camera crew has already been invited in this now famous home in Orlando, Florida. It is uncharacteristically quiet, but that might be because Chris Jericho is not there. The camera slowly moves forward, and into a room known to be the room of the Irvine's baby girl, Ashley. From the hall way, the camera gets a shot of Amy Jericho standing with her back to the camera. Looking towards Ashley's crib, she has little Ashley in her arms, as she slowly rocks her. The camera slowly moves in, as Amy puts Ashley in her crib, and now the words between mother and daughter can be heard. Amy's face looks somewhat sad, but keeping it together. Like the strong woman the people in the Extreme Measures Federation have known. We cut in right there as Amy looks down to Ashley in her crib, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-So.....Ashley, what do you think....is your Mom really foolish for facing John Cena?

(Ashley gives a sad look to her Mom.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I know you believe in me...I miss Daddy too. At times like this, I would be lost without him. He's always there when I bite off a little more than I can chew....but this time...it's a bit different. It's me that is going to have to protect not only myself, but us from that bad man....John Cena.

(Ashley still has a down look at seeing her Mom like this. Amy gives her a smile, not trying to depress her baby too much. She gives her daughter a kiss on the forehead. Ashley smiles, and Amy says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Don't worry sweetie, I won't let Cena win....I just won't, I can not. I'm going to fight as hard as I can for you.....and Daddy....I have to. I refuse to let him do this to us anymore, or the EMF. Oh well, I should let you sleep.

(The camera moves away, as Amy starts to hum a song. It doesn't seem like a traditional song that you would sing to a baby. The camera keeps recording from the hall way. Remarkably, it would seem that Ashley falls right asleep. Amy smiles, and turns around, and see's the camera catching everything. She frowns, but doesn't say anything. She walks towards the camera, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-You weren't suppose to tape that, but I suppose you want to get to the point, don't you...

(Amy Jericho looks back at the crib, as she slowly closes the door. She leans up against a wall, and looks up to the camera and says in a low tone voice.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-She's such a good little girl...I just hope she doesn't grow up to be as foolish as her Mom. Anyways, I have something's to say. So if you would follow me, I don't want to wake her up.

(Amy walks away from the baby's room, as the camera follows behind Amy (which is a great place to be). Anyways, Amy goes down the steps, and goes into some sort of room the camera doesn't take time to look around it. Other than a chair that is set up in a corner of the room. The camera focuses on the chair, as Amy sits down. She takes a few moments to look around the room, she looks up at the camera, and begins to talk.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I bet you are enjoying what you just saw, aren't you Cena? I know what you are thinking, well...past other things. I know you are now looking at me for weaknesses, and now you really think you that the camera crew that I invited into my home has just captured me breaking down, showing weakness in front of my daughter. I bet you think that I am having second thoughts of my strength, my ability to win this match. That I really buy into the fact that just because you are a man, and I am a woman. I have no chance. Now you think, that now as Payback is coming in...that the pressure is going to get to me. That I now realize what I have to lose, so I'm going to go down to the ring, and beg you to call off the match. Well, as much as I would like you to stay in that state. Because it would mean that I could exploit it in the match. I will not do that. I will not let anyone even think for one minute, that after everything I have been through. That I will crack under pressure, and beg John Cena for mercy. Not only would it be as disgraceful as First Blood 2003's infamous main event. But it's because I know what this match is really all about, and what your goal is Cena. It isn't what it once was, I know that, so let's get this new goal out in the open. To do that, we have to go back in time, and bring out the truth about John Cena out in the open. You are not use to failing are you Cena? It is something that I am sure that you are not use to, and I am sure it would be shocking to anyone that is a blind fan of yours to see you fail. Even though they are few and far between. So how would you react, if the "great" John Cena happened to fail, and how did you get that way. To answer that question, you have to go back to your very first match during your WWE days. Since coming into the world of wrestling Cena, even before you came to the EMF. You have always found a way to make things work out for you in the end. When you started in World Wrestling Entertainment, you were a no one. A no one with dreams and as you put it "ruthless aggression". You were so ruthless in fact you would have done anything to get noticed. There was no level you would not stoop. You would go as low as anyone had in the history of professional wrestling, if it meant getting noticed. So when Olympic Gold medalist Kurt Angle made a challenge for any new comer with dreams, such as your own, you knew that this was your chance Cena. A good and respectful way to put yourself on the map. I will admit, you gave Kurt a good match. But in the end, you were defeated. But you knew, even with a defeat, that you had made your very first impact. You knew that this was your first attempt to get what you really wanted out of professional wrestling. Money, power, the ability to get anyway with anything, and any woman you happen to want. Being a rookie, you thought that one match would lead you to the things that you wanted. It was your chance to capitalize on it; you tried to go down the right path to get your way. Well...in a way, because you came across as a bit of a suck up. After all, whatever town you were in, you would wear the colors of the hometown team. Come on John, if that doesn't scream "kiss ass", I do not know what does. The fans knew it too, they saw right through you, and decided that they did not give a damn for this try hard. Who clearly was not there because he loved wrestling, he was just there for everything attached to it. Quite frankly, you did not deserve it either. As far as wrestling skill is concerned, you were always a horrible wrestler. As much as it pains me to say this, but this is true. Because most fans in the United States do not like women's wrestling as much as other countries. That is of course, unless we are losing clothes. Oh well...anyways back to my point. If given a choice between a fully clothed, straight up, women's wrestling match with two women who knew what they were doing in the ring, and a match with you. I would say that ten out of ten fans would pick the women's wrestling match. Because they would at least know that the women would give them an entertaining match. This is while your matches at the time were the perfect cure for insomnia. You did not have anything for people to give a damn about you. Because your gimmick was just as bland as you're wrestling skills. It seemed like you were on the brink of something that now would be unheard of....failure. It looked like your dreams of sucking the world of professional wrestling for everything you could get your hands on, were about to die. That was...until Stephanie McMahon-Walker came by; oh I know the story John. Don't ask how I came across this information, I just know. While making another visit to her father. It was Stephanie that one day heard you free style to a few other wrestlers. She knew that it might be something that you could latch on to, so that the fans would give a damn about you, and what do you know...she was right. Although, Stephanie and I do not get along, I will say that she does have a mind for the wrestling business, and she sure helped you out, didn't she? Because it was her that made you the rapper John Cena, or as you called it..."the Doctor of thugnomics". From that one act alone, you were able to finally find something that the fans could get behind. How indebt you must feel towards Stephanie. I tend to wonder how you re-paid her; oh I know how you would like to repay her. I know the fact that she is somewhat older than you, is married to an EMF legend, and has two children does not mean anything to you. If you could get her to agree, it you would gladly take her. Don't give me that whole "I'm changed" BS. But I do know that Stephanie, like me is someone that would not do that. You see, unlike some other people around here. Stephanie realizes that there are other people, than just you John Cena. That you aren't everything a girl could want, and she already has more than you could ever try to offer. But, I guess that is why you will use your power to help her. Because you owe her big time. When that happened, your stock within the world of professional wrestling started to slowly rise. As the fans not only started to boo you as a heel, they actually got behind your rapping promos. Because they were actually very fun to listen to. Suddenly, you started to find yourself in high profiled feuds with then champion Brock Lesnar and the Undertaker. Sure, you ended up losing in both of those feuds. But they were proving grounds. To see whether or not you were ready for the big time, the thing is as good as your gimmick was. You still could not wrestle to save your life. It was only a matter of time before your career saving gimmick would get stale, and you would have to find something else. Just like the WWE, they decided that they needed to milk your popularity for all it was worth. So they told you to stop doing the things that got you there, and just like Kevin Nash with the Diesel character. They told you to become a suck up to the fans. Slowly but surely, it seemed that gold gimmick that got you where you were, started to dry up. But the WWE didn't care; they were still making money off you. What did it matter to them? Younger fans did not care the fact that your raps were slowly getting lamer and lamer. Hell, they didn't even care when you slowly started to not rap at all. They did not care about the fact that you never were a great wrestler, because younger fans do not quite understand what makes a good wrestler, and what makes a bad wrestler. That is fine; you can't blame them for it. The thing...everyone else did, you slowly started to get more and more boo's as you continued to get shoved down the throats of the fans. You were not made to look weak at all, you were pushed into feuds that you had no business in, and actually won most of them. Hell, if there was a pick'em contest somewhere on the Internet during that time. I would say "never bet against Cena", because the WWE could not get their heads out of their ass that no one cared about you anymore. It seemed that you didn't care either, because you would never make an attempt to get better at all. It was the same song and dance, 5 moves of doom and you were done for the night. Any proud athlete might be somewhat hurt that the crowd was booing, and strive to be better. But not you, because in the end, you got your way Cena. You got the money, the power to do whatever you want in the WWE. The fact you were put in matches with far better wrestlers such as Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle and many more, and beat them. Not only that, made to look more superior than them in most cases. Yet it was seen as a joke, and that did not bug you one bit. Because in the end, you could always go home to your mansion and laugh at those poor fools, who's voice fell on deaf ears. Any diva you wanted, I am sure would have fallen right into your bed. Yet, something happened Cena. I know the story you tell everyone, and I don't believe it. I know what REALLY happened in your fall out with World Wrestling Entertainment. You got your way so much, it became too easy for you. You needed a new challenge, somewhere new to suck money from. So that's why you left World Wrestling Entertainment, and came here to the Extreme Measures Federation. When you were here, you could say that you were more popular, than your previous run in the WWE. The thing was, they knew the reputation of the EMF. They knew that it would push you to the limits, and maybe make you realize that you could not do what you did in the WWE. Because the EMF is about busting your ass, every night for the fans. We do not shove anyone down the fans throats, the people who are on screen the most, are there because they bust their ass to give fans the best show possible. The only people who say any different, are the lazy asses who quite simply do not have the will to bust their ass like that, or aren't that good. But it does not matter. They were behind you because this would teach you a lesson. Because you were starting with a new slate, they saw that you had to once again work your way up, if you wanted to get your way once again. The thing is, you had to....for a little bit you did just that. But you knew that you couldn't travel down the right path for long. Busting your ass, because you did not have the power that you did in the WWE. You realized that your lack of skills would not cut it here in the Extreme Measures Federation. You had to drop Trish Stratus, who simply was not ambitious as a woman that you needed around you to help you through it. That's how Jackie entered into the Extreme Measures Federation, and you slowly started to take short cuts. I am certainly not taking away from any of your accomplishments, because all the wins that you got, you certainly earned. You did not convince anyone to job the elimination chamber at Survival of the Fittest. When a certain man at First Blood 2005 did the typical thing he does, and tried to play politics with you, in an effort to only make himself look good. You actually decided that you weren't going to hear it. So you went in, and defeated him to become champion. For a time, it looked like...despite the way you were doing it. It seemed that you were not just resting on your gimmick; it looked like you were going to be somewhat honorable. Sure, people can say all they want that you cheated. But so did Ric Flair, in fact...he was famous for cheating. Yet, people respect him, despite everything he has done in his career. We had hope for you John Cena, despite the fact that you were trying to push me around, even then. But once again, you started to once again take too much, because you found yourself in the same situation of the WWE. You found it too easy to succeed, this time it wasn't the EMF that was giving you that satisfaction. No, it was the fact you clearly had some sort of sex addiction. You thought that you could be with any woman that you set your sights on. I should have been the slap in the face that proved that not to be true. I do remember all of the things that Cena has done towards me. It goes all the way back, before you married Jackie. Before Nat, it was clear for the world to see. I am not sure how deep that goes, and for now...I'm not going to talk about it. Because that is not the point. The point is, the fact that you knew that I was not going to be like the rest of the girls. Who just fell at your feet, and jumped in bed with you should have been that wake up call. That you could not just play these women, and get away with it. Yet, what did you do....during your wedding reception, you decide despite the fact that you should have known that you cannot get any your way always. You still decided to sleep with your cleaning lady, getting her pregnant. Just like your time in WWE, you thought that just because you were John Cena, that you could get away with that. You thought that you could conceal it long enough from the woman who you vowed to stay loyal to for the rest of your life, so that you could break her. That you could make her feel that she could not get what she would be entitled to, after she divorced you. This whole thing was because you did not get a pre-nub, when you got married. You thought that had Jackie her heads up in the clouds, that you would be able to do this. But for the first time in your life, you found out that things were not going to be as simple as "I'm John Cena, that's why". That no matter what you did, you were always going to get your way. But for the first time, you stood face to face with someone that would not just get out of the way. No matter what you did, you could not seem to shake that person. That person was me, it was not like I asked for this, and it was all thrown on me during my wedding day. It seemed only like yesterday that I was at my wedding reception. It was more perfect than I could have ever dreamed of growing up. It was then, that my special day would go from a happy memory...to a very sad one. Because while I was about to start my life as a married woman. I learn that one of my best friend's husbands was a dirty cheater. Did you think I was going to just let that stand? Obviously knowing me before hand, you knew that not to be the case. Because the moment you thought I was getting close to telling Jackie, you made sure I didn't have the chance to, and you threaten me, and threaten me, time and time again. But it seemed that no matter what you did...I would not "give in", as you stated. Whatever that means, it could mean a few things. I have a few ideas, but I won't get into that. What it basically meant, out of your way, so that I would no longer become a problem. It does not matter how you did it, you just knew that you needed to get me out of the way. I admit, you put me through hell, when I helped Jackie stand on her own two feet. You knew that you had to get rid of us both; you did that by trying everything. From having us both beaten to having our clothes stripped off in front of millions of people. But it seemed that no matter what you did, you just could not get rid of the mighty JAM, and you paid for it...literally. Because for the first time in your professional life, the road block simply would not move out of the way, and everything did not work out for you. You failed John Cena; you failed to get your own way. There is an old saying that says "there is a first for everything". Yet, in your case...it was a lesson that happened at the worst time possible. Because due to the fact that Jackie, myself, and Maria did not get out of the way like you wanted. You lost 60 percent of the money you leeched off of the World Wrestling Entertainment, and Extreme Measures Federation. The money you took from out of fans pockets with your sub-par efforts in the ring. I guess in the end, it was what you deserved. The money that you basically stole from the WWE, the EMF, and all the fans around the world got taken back. This was given to the woman who you put through more emotional pain than anything. You put me through hell, but I wasn't the one that loved you, I wasn't the one that trusted you. So I am more than glad that Jackie got every bit of the money she deserved from you. You didn't deserve that money anyways. It was only justice, that the judge gave Jackie more than the fifty percent that she would be normally entitled to. But that didn't set well with you, did it Cena? You got the medicine you been serving to people for years, and it tasted none too good....did it? Being John Cena, you wanted to think of a way to make it better. But you knew there was nothing you could do, that's why you stormed out of the court room in frustration. You knew that there was nothing you could do to change this situation in your favor. Unlike anyone else, you didn't just decide you were going to go back, lick your wounds, and come back another day. No, now that you knew how it felt to be on the other end of things, you were going to make sure that someone was going to pay. You vowed to get revenge on the person who you blamed for losing your sixty percent of your wealth. That person was me, your goal changed from that point on. I know that going into this match at Payback; it's not the tag team titles that are important to you anymore. Because, I know you do not like your partner, it's not the world title. Because you can lose, and gain the title at any point, or that's at least how you feel. It's not the money you want, it's not the fame. It's not even the women, because you had most of the women you have wanted. I know that your one goal in life now John Cena is to break me. You want to break me as you failed to do the past year. The one thing that you failed to do, that you put your mind truly into, and still failed to do. It's something since the divorce was settled that you have focused on. It's something that eats at you every night since you lost sixty percent of your "hard earned money". It consumes you, and without totally breaking the strength of Amy Christine Jericho. You won't stop, until you see me at my weakest, and you feel like you cannot die until you do so. I know that you are determined to do that to me, and that's why you went to extremes to make sure that you got me into this match. Anything, and everything that you could do. You did to make me sign the contract, and what do you know, you got it done. You knew that if you gave me the chance to end this all, along with everything else. There would be no way that I would refuse, and guess what you were right. It was not just because of the fact you got me so emotional that I made a mistake. I know some people think that I bit off more than I can chew. It's because, over the past year, you have sent me and my family through hell. I helped Jackie gain her happy ending, but now it's my turn to get mine. As I said to Ashley...normally this is where my husband would make sure it happened. But it seems that I am on my own now, and you wouldn't have accepted a match with him. You wanted a match with me, and only me. The reason is not just because you think I am a girl, therefore I have no chance. I do know that is the mindset that you are going to enter the match with, I am sure. But that's not the reason you want the match. It's that's in your mind, but it's because it was me that you wanted revenge on, not him. You wanted me under your control, because in your warped mind, it would be revenge for everything you think I did to you. I know now that you are sitting in your mansion, a place you probably won't be living in long. Thinking that this is a foregone conclusion, if you really think that...then you are a fool, and it's me that has the advantage. When we started, I was talking to my daughter, about whether or not my taking this match was wise. It's not because I am afraid, far from it. It's because I'm determined. I am more determined to protect my family, and more determined to destroy you than anything. Not many people know this, but even when I was a little girl. I had a list of things I wanted to do in my life time. Then when I was done, achieve one more thing. That one more thing was not the fame that I would go on to achieve. I thought that after I had done everything I set my heart on, that wish was....I wanted nothing more than a family. Just a regular family...with a man that I loved more than anything, a beautiful little daughter. I got that and more, now I have you...a man who not only threatens to take me away from this place for most of my day. But threatens to even have plans that involve my daughter. I realized that you must be stopped, and taken out of power. I will not let you do that to my daughter, I will not allow you to hurt my family anymore Cena. The stipulation that I added to this match says "that if I agreed to this match, you had to leave my family out of it". That is exactly what made me to agree to sign the contract. Because it's just that, as long as that contract exists. You can no longer go after my family. This is between you and me; if I have to risk becoming your slave...I guess it would be better than to see you do something to my daughter, or more to my injured husband. Who would beat the hell out of you any day of the week. If he wasn't still in the hospital. So come to the ring, thinking that since I am a woman, which means I'm going to be easy to defeat. But if you think that, then you don't learn very well from the past. Because if you learned something about Amy Jericho, it's that I do not give up. Unlike what your "great" teacher Punisher thinks, I lay down for no one. But then again Cena, you already know this...in more ways than one, right? Now you are going to learn that the same applies to the wrestling ring. I will shock the world, when a "mere woman" defeats John Cena. You know why? Because....I have no other choice, I will not be your cleaning slave. For some reason...I also think you have more in store for me, than just that. I know you will do your worst, if you can beat me. That's why Cena, by all means...under estimate me, it will make it easy for me to surprise you. But mark my words, Lita is going to take you to hell, so you better be ready, or it will be you that will suffer the embarrassment so great...that you may never be able to show your face in professional wrestling AGAIN! Because, not only will have to live with the shame of losing to a woman. And for a man that "does not fail", the fact you failed again would not be bearable...

(Suddenly a door bell rings, Amy looks towards it. Then looks at the camera.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Guy's if you don't mind...could we stop there. That is probably the babysitter; I need to go to work. Maybe I can talk a little bit more, when I can get some one to cover for me.

(The camera fades out, and then the picture fades back into the backstage from the American Airlines Arena. It is days before the Payback Pay Per View. The EMF production crew is already hard at work to set up everything. We go into the office of Amy Jericho. Amy is working on something; she looks up at the camera taping her. Then something hits her to ask Maria. She takes her phone from her desk, and calls in her assistant Maria. Maria soon comes into the room, and asks.)

.::Maria::.-Yes Amy?

.::Amy Jericho::.-I have a few questions for you Maria...first off, did you get those notes I left for you on your desk?

.::Maria::.-Notes?

.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah..the pink sticky's I left all over your desk so you wouldn't forget to check?

.::Maria::.-OOOOOHH, I thought Ashley snuck in here, and made my desk "pretty". I did read what they said...I think...I forgot. What exactly did they say?

(Amy smiles, and says)

.::Amy Jericho::.-It's ok Maria. They were just asking you, if you could cover for me for a little bit. I need to continue talking about my match.

(Maria looks a bit disappointed)

.::Maria::.-Well...I was going to go on my lunch break....

(Amy frowns, and says)

.::Amy Jericho::.-It's alright Maria, although, I can't keep this camera crew waiting. Even though, I could just sit around, and waste air time like some people. But I don't think that would be wise....so do you have any idea's of someone that could make sure no one messes up the office?

.::Maria::.-uummm....I don't know

(Amy's thinking, and shakes her head) .::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah, this is going to be hard. To be in this job, you have to be crazy.

(Suddenly a crash is heard, and smoke comes out of no where. As a lawn mower crashed into the office's back wall. Suddenly a man jumps off the lawn mower, and says.)

.::Super Crazy::.-Did you say they would have to be crazy? What a coincidence! I'm SUPER!......I'M CRAZY!......I'm SUPER CRAZY!

(Amy and Maria look blankly at the random event that just happened. They look at each other, and say.)

.::Maria and Amy::.-He'll do!

.::Super Crazy::.-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

(Amy and Maria start to leave the room to go to their separate destinations, but before Amy leaves the office. She turns around to Super Crazy, who is already in her chair.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Hey Crazy...you know what would be really crazy?....If you fixed my wall.

(Super Crazy is already doing it before the words can even travel to him)

.::Super Crazy::.-HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Amy shakes her head, and looks at the camera, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Hey guys, I'm going to go somewhere before I start. So if you mind shutting that off, and following me? We can start again.



(We fade away, and fade back into American Airlines Arena. Amy Jericho is within the seating area, as she looks over the Payback set being made. She looks to be in deep thought. She is wearing the same white shirt, with some sort of design on the front (does it matter?) with her work pants. She turns to the camera, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Payback...it's a long, storied Pay Per View here in the Extreme Measures Federation. In its history, it has had many great matches that are still talked about today. This Pay Per View is also famous for having some of the most memorable moments involving women, out of all the EMF Pay Per View's. Matches as the famed Stephanie McMahon-Walker vs. Krystal Hiroko match. A match that might be looked down on by present day divas. But for those who do, are simply too young to remember what it was like to be a diva before that. Before that moment where Stephanie and Krystal had the first ever woman vs. woman match in Extreme Measures Federation history. Women were only looked as eye candy within the EMF, nothing more. They simply walked down with a male wrestler to stand in their corner, and look pretty. That was pretty much their role, and as much as we do not like each other. I do respect Stephanie and Krystal for giving so many future EMF diva's the chance to be wrestlers, and I hope one day that Stephanie can gain the respectability among today's divas that she's striving for now a days. Although this is not the only memorable moment involving women. Cena, I know you are sitting in your mansion, watching this interview, not even worrying about me. I am sure you are looking for my cleaning tools right now, but before you search too hard...keep this in mind Cena. Because I am sure you do not know this, history is actually on my side. Because at Payback 2002, Ashlee Ikeda faced her former kidnapper Justin Franchize for the Attitude World Championship. Do you want to know who was the victor when it was all said and done? It was actually the woman...Ashlee Ikeda beating the hell out of Justin Franchize. I am sure you are wondering why you haven't heard of this, until now. Well...just like anything that deals with the name Ikeda, this match was laced with horrible backstage politics. I wasn't there, but I have heard the stories, and really it made the storyline before hand look stupid. But, the point is that it happened, so I have a question for you. What says that history won't repeat itself Cena? Sure, you are the World champion, on the top of your game. But so was Justin Franchize, and his career went to hell after having to job to Ashlee. Just think if that happened to you at Payback. You would probably will not have the guts to show your face around the Extreme Measures Federation anymore. If you are trying to convince yourself that it won't happen again. Just keep Payback 2002 in mind Cena, but also keep this in mind. Payback always finds a way to live up to its name. One Payback that I will never forget, as long as I live was in 2005. I had been kidnapped by Gene Snitsky, who had wanted to force me to become his girlfriend. During that event, Jericho had tracked the location of where I was being held by Snitsky, and the two had a match. They fought, despite Heidenreich, despite everything. Jericho won that match, with help by Chris Benoit. Gene Snitsky tried to tear the Other World apart, but in the end he got what was coming to him. That's the funny thing about this Pay Per View, no matter whom it is...whether it was that match or Road finally beating Matt Dragon. There is always a match on the Payback card, where the wrong doer gets what's coming to him or her in the end. I think that theme rings no more clearer than in our match coming up at Payback. Because at Payback, I finally get my chance for revenge. I know that you are somewhere thinking that I already got that in the form of seeing you lose sixty percent of your wealth. But...as sweet as that is to see, that wasn't my revenge. That was Jackie's revenge, which was what we were fighting for this whole time. For you to get what was coming to you. After all, Jackie was the woman you vowed to be faithful to Jackie, for good or bad, richer or poorer...and you didn't even last past your reception. How pathetic is that?! You then did whatever you could to cover it up. Leading Jackie on that you were the perfect husband, as I know she only tried to be the perfect wife for you. Yet in the background, there you were...sneaking around with Natasha Jones. Who you had gotten pregnant, planning on smashing Jackie's heart...and for what? Because you were afraid, you knew that Jackie would take a lot of your money away. That was what this whole thing was about, as I prove already. You desperately tried to save the money that didn't belong to you, and in the end. You got burned, as you should have. The wrong doer was once again smited by the judge in his divorce trial. But as great as that was, that was Jackie's payback, not mine. I was going leave it at that. Payback wasn't something that I was going to come for anyways. But since you feel like you need to get revenge on me Cena, and come after me. You could have walked away, but you wouldn't leave well enough alone. You had to send a gang to damn near kill my husband to get this match, and finally you got what you wanted. It will be the "Queen of Extreme" Lita vs. "the King of STD's" John Cena. I know you really want to believe that somewhere in your warp and twisted mind that I am afraid of you. But the truth of the matter is quite the opposite. In fact I have no problem facing you in the match. In fact, I welcome the chance to show you up in front of millions of people world wide, and not only that. But to take the power that you have abused, and abused, since the time Edge left you in charge. Because while the sixty percent hurt you, everything that you made me suffer through was a hundred times worse. So if I have my way, that will be nothing compared to what happens at Payback. Because I have a lot of build up anger, and aggression to take out on you Cena. It all starts back to last year, after my wedding. Remember that Cena? You had caught on to the fact that I was starting to figure out what was really going on in the Cena's household. Just when I had the puzzle pieces together, and found out about your affair. You did not want me to throw a wrench into your plans to cover it up, so what did you do? You threaten me with a sledge hammer. This would be followed by threat, after threat to me...as I tried to simply tell my friend the truth. I know that realistically, I did everything I could. But there is always a shred of self-doubt. Could there have been something I could have done different. I do not know why I didn't go to more extremes to make sure that Jackie knew the truth. Maybe it was my body telling me something that I would find out only weeks later, that I was pregnant with Ashley. As happy as I was that Jericho and I were going to have a baby. I knew that you would use it, and what do you know....you did to your fullest. So that you could get me out of the way for 9 months. You even dared to put my baby in harms way, by sending me to Iraq. Thank god for Sierra, because if her, and her brother had not been there for me. I did not know what I would do; I know that this little trip was also credited to your mentor...Punisher. I will talk about him, but I'm not through with everything you did to me Cena. Because it did not stop there, after you had told Jackie the truth. That should have been it, but no. It was not; because it would seem that my being there for my friend help her gather the strength to fight for what is her's. You couldn't have that, now could you Cena. So for 9 months....9 damn months, you used my pregnancy to bully me. Mocking that I couldn't do anything about it, or I would risk my baby. Do you know how frustrating that is; I told the world how much having a child meant to me. What should have been a beautiful experience. You took that experience, and made it hell, and I understood its design. It's because deep down, you knew....you knew that you not only had to get Jackie out of the way. But you needed to get rid of me as well..because I was helping Jackie to gain what she was entitled to. So what did you do as soon as I gave birth, after you tried to hit on me three times. You somehow successfully convince my best friend that I had been on your plan the whole time, and turned her against me. As bad as it hurt to have a jackass, like yourself Cena, bully around a pregnant woman, when you damn well know she can do nothing about it. It hurt just as bad to see my best friend turned against me, what followed was something I will never forget. Because after I had won the women's title in an act that I felt was protecting myself. You went on to forefill some of only a few of your sick fantasies that I am sure you have with Jackie and myself. Only in the end, after knowing that I was not in physical shape, and I refused to fight Jackie. You set up me to be brutally beaten, almost killed by my own best friend. I bet you thought you were a big man Cena, but...you failed to get the job done...and as the old saying goes... "whatever doesn't kill me, makes me stronger". Without you even know it, all you did was help me realize that I had to get Jackie to end this, and that's exactly what I convince Jackie to do. Jackie got her payback, which she is putting half up, but still...it's her money. So she can use it anyway fit. If going into the ring with Natasha Jones makes her happy, I can't stop her, believe me I tried. But you couldn't stop there; after all you had put me, and my family through. You had the nerve to suggest that you were wronged. NO! YOU ASSHOLE! YOU GOT EXACTLY WHAT WAS COMING TO YOU! So what did you do, you put me in a situation, where the only way I can end this is by risking it all. Well if you think you are just going to come down to the ring, and put the woman in her place. But I do not see it that way Cena, I see the legendary Lita coming down to the ring to beat the holy hell out of you. Taking out years of pain all out on you, John Cena. While, I do not like the way I find myself in this match...I actually like the fact that finally I get a chance to face you in a match. Because if you think this your night for revenge of your "great" plans going wrong, then you have seriously gone crazy. More so than you were, when you thought that you would honestly get away with this affair with Natasha. You see Cena; you know that I am a big fan of happy endings. It's not that I'm some fairy tale obsessed woman as you like to say. But it's because I seen it happen again, and again. No matter what, the asshole usually gets what is coming to him or her. You want to know why I believe this? It's because it's the way it's gone my entire life. I will tell you a story that I haven't told anyone until this time. Jericho and I had known each other longer than most people know; in fact...back to the days when we were training to become wrestlers. You could say the first seeds of our love were planted there. But by fate...we were separated. Jericho was much more advanced than me at the time, so he went off to follow his dreams. While I stayed behind, and continue my training. I honestly didn't think I would see him again, but I always held out hope...that one day...that our paths would cross once again. I knew as long as I stayed in the wrestling business, and was successful, there was always a chance. There were a lot of people that got in my way, people who much like you...wanted me out of the way. Because I was a road block to them to gain the fame that they wanted. One by one, I mowed all them down. Do not get the idea that I am a wrestler because I was love stricken, because that's not the case. Wrestling had become my passion along time before Jericho and I met. But my believing in the fact that Jericho and I path would cross again was just another reason to keep going. Despite people getting in my way, when I got knocked down. I simply got up, and showed the world why I am the "Queen of Extreme". You say happy endings don't happen; good things do not come to good people. They do not come to the people who work the hardest. But here I am, not only recognized as one of the better women's wrestler in the RWA's era. But Jericho and my path crossed once again, and look us now. Husband and wife, have a beautiful little daughter, more money than we know what to do with. Yet you stand there, and say happy endings do not happen. Sure, sometimes in the case of you...it takes longer. But it always seems to happen in some way or another. Despite what you think is going to happen, I am confident....as one of your rap songs says "my time is now". At Payback I get my chance to end it all for good. But not only that, I get a chance to take out all the pain you put not only me. But the entire Jericho family,...and WHEN I shock the world by defeating John Cena. Then...FINALLY, we can put the words "happily ever after" at the end of this story.

(Amy breaks, as she hears a lawn mower in the background. Suddenly Maria comes out on the stage in the distance on Super Crazy's lawn mower. She looks around on the stage confused, as this gets Amy's attention, and the camera gets an extreme zoom in to see what she is saying.)

.::Maria::.-This doesn't look like the pizza place....oh man...I forgot where I'm suppose to go. *Maria see's a stage hand* Hey! Mister! Do you know how to find this place *she points to an add.*

.::Stage hand::.-Um....Maria....do you realize you haven't left the arena, and are riding on a lawn mower?

(She gets her trademark frown, and says.)

.::Maria::.-I would think I would know if I.....*notices what she's driving*....oh...you're right. I was wondering why this thing was driving so different, thanks!

(Maria drives off to return Crazy's lawn mower. The camera zooms back to Amy, who is trying to hold her giggles to herself.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Anyways, I bet you are wondering why I came up here. Well, for me...this has always been a place of reflection, before a big match. Even in my wrestling days. I realize what I signed up for when I signed that contract....a battle, my battle.....I know what everyone is saying. They are all saying that I don't have a chance in this match. They think I am crazy for even accepting. I realize what a big risk I am taking in this match. But then again, I am coming into Payback as Lita. The girl of Team Xtreme, that's what we did. Well...until Matt Hardy became money obsessed, and decided that he can't breathe anymore, unless he get's paid, much less take a risk. But you get the point; Lita is all about taking risk. There are so many examples of this, it would be hard to pick. I think everyone knows that I come from the RWA. An alternate world, much, much different than this reality. A reality where such things have happen as Crash Holly and Gillberg becoming champion of the World Wrestling Federation, and yes...the WWF never lost their name. Myself, and the Hardy's were one of the more powerful groups, but there were others. One of them just so happened to be Right to Censor. As many people know, the Right to Censor are a group of stuck up, hypocritical censors. That use what they try to censor to get their point across. When they challenge Team Xtreme to a 6 person inter-gender match. I had no problem with stepping into the ring with them. Even though I knew I was going to be a target, because they viewed my thong showing as wrong. When it came to match time, I showed the world that I could hold my own with anyone. Including two people not of my gender. I guess that impressed a lot of people around the federation. Because only a few weeks after that, I found out that I was entered into the Royal Rumble. The only woman to be entered into it, and the prize was more than just a title shot at Wrestlemania. It was a chance to be World champion, that's right. I could have very well been world champion, but that is better said than done. Because I was in the ring with the World Wrestling Federation's best. Including the Rock, Tazz, Triple H, Crash Holly, Hardcore Holly, just to name a few. Of course this was not the only time I have been in this situation. During my brief early days in a small federation known as the DeWf. I had a lot of success; in fact I had no problem stepping into the ring, one on one against people such as Raven. These are of course only a few examples, but enough to get the point across. If this doesn't show you something about Lita, then you are obviously blind. I am not afraid to face males, and obviously I...as Lita had quite a bit of success. Going into this match, I hear the whispering behind my back. I know that most people think that I am in over my head in this match. I don't know if that's exactly correct, however. After telling the world that this won't be the first time I faced a world title level male in a wrestling match, and it sure won't be the last. I guess people are just concerned about me, and I thank them for it. But before they decide me as a sure loser, I want them to give Lita a chance. Because she is a woman that does not mind going against impossible odds if it need be. Maybe she does face impossible odds at Payback, but you know what...she has done it before, and came out the winner. No matter what he believes he is going to get at Payback. He probably believes that at Payback, that he will step into the ring with a helpless girl, who will shatter into a million pieces the first wrestling move he does on me. No, he might expect that, but what he will get is the Extreme Diva. A woman that will give him the fight of his life, and if he's not careful...the most embarrassing loss of his life as well. But I know, until I go down to the ring and silence the doubters that it can happen, I won't achieve anything. I won't say this is for all women to feel like they can be empowered or something. I think this is my battle; this is not a statement, in fact...if I win, and I won't mock Cena. Because if we make ourselves seem different or inferior. That just because Cena lost to a woman, that it was any different than losing to a man, then women will never be treated as equal. That is all I will say about that. I know...there are some people that want me to lose, that don't care about what I am fighting for. It's probably because at some point. During my struggle to get rid of John Cena, I stepped into their "precious" spotlight. Hell, I heard that someone attempted to shoot on me. I say attempted, because to shoot on someone, the stuff you say can't be a work of fiction, and that's what was said. If you don't believe me, then I will say this as an example of the BS in the claims, and leave it at that. Because I don't hate the person in question. When is the last time that Chris Jericho, my Chris Jericho gone into a match, and made anyone look bad? I don't think he's ever squashed anyone; he goes out of his way to make the other person look good. Hell, if you need any proof. Look at First Blood 2004, and tell me that what were said aren't all lies. That's exactly the thing; Chris Jericho...my husband does not make anyone look bad. Sure, he's known as the "Slayer of Careers". But that is through his own hard word, and doesn't set out to kill anyone's career, unless they are an out going talent. He doesn't set out to kill anyone's career. So that claim Chris Jericho would ever try to use me to make himself look good, as well as the other stuff is just plain ridiculous, lies, and totally uncalled for. My point is this; I don't know what I did to deserve anyone bad mouthing me. But someone obviously woke up on the wrong side of the bed, full of it. Now I really thought we were friends, so I will reframe to showing this person what a shoot really is about, and how he's the last one to talk about politics. (OOC-For those wondering, I used this reference for two reasons. The first is that I am simply discrediting the claims. I said nothing about the character, I promised I wouldn't say anything more, and I did just that. But I feel just like the person I promised to not mention their character, would agree. I should have a right to at least refute BS claims. After this it's a promise I plan to keep, as long as nothing else is said in my direction, we can leave it at that. But the main reason I reference this, is because it fits along with my main point. This isn't bashing anyone particular; it explains what I'm getting at later, cool?) But it's fine; I will leave it at that, and hope that he really is the cool person he seemed to be at one time. But despite that, he never did anything to me, unlike some of these other complainers. Punisher is the guy that has done something to me. In fact I have Punisher to blame for ratting me out, while I was trying to hide my pregnancy. My poor little girl Ashley was put in danger, and for what reason? Because that son of bitch, Punisher thought I was stealing his spotlight, maybe that's the only reason I mentioned the other person. Not because I hate him now, it was just an example of it all. Because this has been brought up a lot lately. Now first off, I will say that except Punisher. I am really sorry you feel that way, but I want everyone, including Punisher to listen up. I'm sorry I got a battle to fight, but if you wanted to make sure this woman didn't steal your spotlight. I want to know, where the hell was anyone during the time I was getting bullied by John Cena? You were no where to be found, my husband was fighting for me. But you just sat back, because there was no world title involved. When my husband was getting almost killed in a parking lot, where was anyone else? Why didn't anyone even come to help him? Why didn't anyone even come by to see if he was ok? Because many people didn't see the glory in it, but let me tell you something. Had anyone of you decided to get off your asses, and do something about it. Then most likely, I wouldn't have to risk it all. A woman, who most of you already probably proclaim as the Cena cleaning lady has to be the one to take care of the Cena problem. Punisher, you make me sick. You could have come to my husband aid, and instead of trying to have me and my baby killed. It would have been you facing John Cena in the spotlight that you think you deserve. But nnnooo, that's just too much work. It's no wonder you are the mentor of John Cena. Obviously the student learned from the teacher a little too well. When Cena knew he was in trouble, what did he do? He went right to Edge to try to get me out of the way. In Punisher's case, if he wants something, he doesn't try to work for it. He's usually in Mike's office in a flash, trying to leech it off him, rather than work his ass off for it. Since he learned I was the Vice President of the EMF, I became a target of his. It has nothing to do with me stealing anything; it's all about the fact that he's too lazy to take the spotlight. I didn't want this; I didn't want to see my baby put in danger. I didn't want to be in a match where the odds are that I will lose, and become my worst enemies' house cleaner. The fact is...has it made me a little bitter, yes of course it has. I thought people liked the Other World around here, but now I find myself in the spotlight. Because no one else will work for it. You know what; I don't care what all the haters say. I know they just want me to get off of EMF television, and I can give them a promise right here and now. No matter what, this thing between Cena and me, it will be over. It does not matter what happens, our feud is over. Because whoever wins this match, will owe the each own the other's soul. When it comes to guy's like Punisher, I am glad to get out of his way. Because god knows you disgust me. I know Punisher you are rooting against me, you want John Cena to F-U the crap out of me, and cripple me for life, don't you? Well before you wish too hard I want to ask you something. Just who are you going to leech that world title shot you want so badly from? Cena? You think Cena will give you the chance to take the world title shot out of gratitude for what you done for him? I don't think so; I told you Punisher...he learned too well. I bet you are listening to me right now, and I'm sure that you're probably turning into a hardcore Lita fan. Because you know that the only way that you will get that title shot, until Mike shows up is if I win. But I want to ask you Punisher, if I do the impossible, and defeat your student. Someone that has pushed you to the limit the only time you faced him, someone you are probably very proud to say "you made him into the star he is. But I want to ask you, if I beat him, what will that make me? Punisher and all the haters, I just want to say that I never wanted this. I wish anyone else could be in my place. But now both of my family member's lives were endangered, it's now a battle I must fight. No one else has given me any other choice. So it's now up to me to end this, one way or the other. I accept the roll that I must play, and if you win. I won't brag, I will just leave the spotlight for anyone that wants it. But for the haters...if I'm to lose, I hope that each and every one of you is proud of yourself that I have to clean John Cena's toilet. Because in my eyes, you should each feel responsible, and ashamed of it. But after Payback, it's all open game. I won't bug any of you anymore. But now of you were willing to take the spotlight. My hope is only that I opened everyone's eyes to the fact that I did not want this; I was just forced into it. This is something I must do, because it is my battle to fight. If this is my last chance to get across to everyone, I will leave you with this advice. If you want to make a stand, then you can not expect anyone to hand you the opportunity to do so. Even in this business, you must do what, what you must do. As far as this match goes, I apologize one last time. Because at Payback, I must take the spotlight one last time....

(Suddenly Amy's cell phone rings, she looks down annoyed. She looks at the camera, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Mind if I take this call over there *points at the seats*

(Amy walks down the steps, but the camera follows her, as she sits in one of the empty seats. But then get's a surprised look on her face, as she realized who called her. She takes it, and starts to talk to the person on air.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Hello?....Yeah, I wasn't expecting to hear from you either....EVER again...yeah of course it's emotional stuff, I got a lot of emotion to get out.........you want me to go where?! I don't think that's....you think you can help me? How?......eeerrr...it's cutting it a bit close. But I think the baby sitter can watch Ashley for a few more days. I can get over there, and fly back for this show; I'll see you then...bye.



(Amy closes the cell phone, and shakes her head, and the scene fades. We re-open the scene in Amy's car, she is driving, while talking on her cell phone. (yeah...I know, what a horrible driver. Now you know why Jericho is the one that usually drives, anyways...)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Hello??....Mom, are you there?...Who is this?...It's me, Amy....*disappointed sounding voice*...your daughter. Payback is going to be in Miami, and I wanted to know if you wanted to come?...You can't?..Why not?...*Amy rolls her eyes* You got "stuff" to do....Come on Mom, this very well could be my or Cena's last match ever. I want you to be there no matter what, I might need some support after this one.......*Amy rolls her eyes* Yes...I said it could be the last match I or Cena ever go into....good, I'll see you there.

(Amy shut off the phone, and puts it down. She smiles, as she convinced her Mom to be in the audience for Payback. We fade away, and we unexpectively (to Amy at least) fade back in. As she is listening to the radio. It's between songs, where the radio DJ just talks about random stuff.)

.::Radio Guy::.-Welcome back to Punk Rock 123, where we have no sense of originality. Did you all hear that Alter Bridges lead guitarist Mark Tremonti's private plane was shot down by a nuclear warhead, and exploded, and the wreckage fell on to some bullets? There was nothing left of the body when authorities got there. While Alter Bridge's record label labeled it a "devastating loss". The other band members were quoting to say......"YAY! Now were a little less like Creed. This calls for a celebration". They stormed out of the room, and were reported to be partying at a "DIE MARK DIE" party.

(Amy gets a sad look, and says)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Poor guy.....

.::Radio Guy::.-This is a sad turn of events.....wait a minute! Breaking news just in! Mark Tremonti, not more than a half an hour ago was found...ALIVE. You heard it here first folks. Seemly, after the plane was hit by the nuclear warhead. The explosion threw Mark out of the plane, and luckily into a soft pillow factory. When found for comment at the "DIE MARK DIE" party. The other members of Alter Bridge were quoted to say "Party Pooper!", and ended their celebration. Now in celebration of Mark Termonti's brush with death. Let's play...the same song you heard 10 minutes ago!

(OOC-No I don't know music. Originally, I had a different idea, but then I realized that some people here like Alter Bridge, so I couldn't kill Tremonti. I thought it would be a funny joke, hope you liked it.)

(Amy shakes her head, and looks annoyed)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Didn't they play this song....um...ten minutes ago? Screw this, I'm changing the station.

(She changes the station...to a station that no one knows she listens to when no one else is around. It's playing some soppy song from a video game)

(OOC-This is actually a rip on Amy's comparison to FFX's Yuna. She's not exactly like her, there are just some things you could compare her with Yuna (in my view). Here is the song! I know you want to sing a long to...don't worry. I won't tell anyone that you did..)

.::Amy Jericho::.-*Amy's humming to the song*....save your tears, because I'll come back...is all I got to say....*starts to hum more of the song*.....A THOUSAND WORDS!!

(Amy finally see's the camera, and her eyes gets big)

.::Amy Jericho::.-WHAT!?!?! You taped that!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(The camera zooms out, and Kris Gaffney is sitting next to Amy)

.::Kris Gaffney::.-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Amy and Kris look at each other, and...)

.::Amy and Kris::.-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

(Kris points to the road as their still screaming. Amy looks at the road, and swerves the car out of the way, before getting into an accident.)

.::Kris Gaffney::.-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Kris Gaffney opens the car door, and dives out. The camera fades away; we fade back into...Hollywood, California. God, Amy gets around, doesn't she?......There is Punisher material in that, huh? But what is he going to say. Is he going to say he got it from Jericho and Amy's narrator, hhahah...don't think so. They'll think he's crazy, or...maybe they'll think I'm crazy. But I'm not; it's you that's crazy! I'm going to go in a corner now and cry my eyes out. While I hope Amy comes to my house, and make my dreams come true...)

...

(Anyways, after that emotional break down by the narrator. We go into a dark alley that Amy was told to wait for the person or person's that called her. She looks around; she looks like she is getting cold.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-GOD!! Where are they!

(Suddenly a wall breaks into a thousand pieces. Amy for some reason thinks it's the people she's been waiting for. But it's not...to her surprise, it's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Dressed up in his old school Terminator gear. Suddenly Arnold runs towards Amy, and grabs her and starts to run. Amy yells in protest.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-WAIT! STOP! PUT ME DOWN!

.::Arnold Schwarzenegger::.-There...is..no time. Come with me..if you want to live, Sarah Conner.

(Amy gives the camera a weird look, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-WOAH! Put me down, I think you have the wrong girl.

(Schwarzenegger puts her down and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-As I was saying, I'm not Sarah Conner...that's

(Amy points down the alley way at the actress that played Sarah Conner in the Terminator movies. Suddenly she gets capped in the head, and falls down dead.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-WAS her.

(Schwarzenegger looks at the dead Sarah, and looks back emotionless.)

.::Arnold Schwarzenegger::.-.........oops...

(Arnold takes a hand grenade, eats it and walks off. He explodes in the distance, Amy shields her eyes from the blast, and she shakes her head.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-WEIRD!

(OOC-So everyone knows, that was a shout out to Marc. Who doesn't like Arnold!)

(Amy shakes her head, but suddenly she notices a red carpet roll out of the darken alley way, over the dead body of Linda Hamilton. It stops right at Amy's feet. Suddenly from the darkness camera's start flashing as paparazzi members starts backing up from the darkness, getting pictures of someone (gee...wonder who it is). As they come closer to the light, it's Johnny Nitro and Joey Mercury! Suddenly before they get to that part of the carpet, Amy swears she can hear.)

.::Linda Hamilton::.-Hello?....I'm still alive under here.

(But Nitro and Mercury are too wrapped up in themselves, as they pose for the cameras. You can hear Sarah's "OUCH!" every step they take posing. They walk up to Amy.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-It TOOK you guy's long enough; this alley way is full of creeeeeeeeeepy people.

(Suddenly Robert Patrick aka T-1000 walks by with a machine gun. Amy, Nitro, and Mercury stop talking. Suddenly several shots are heard, but the group ignores it.)

.::Joey Mercury::.-Sorry we were late...Nitro wasn't through brooding about Melina.

.::Johnny Nitro::.-WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT HER!

.::Joey Mercury::.-Geez man, you need to calm down. I think she'll be back, I still think she was just confused. Anyways, we heard you were in a match with John Cena and we think we kno...

(Suddenly Robert Patrick walks by again, covered with blood. Suddenly his head snaps over to Amy. It looks like he's scanning over Amy (who wouldn't want to), and says.)

.::Robert Patrick aka T-1000::.-YOU....you're Amy Dumas....correct?

(Amy gives Patrick a weird look, Mercury and Nitro shrug their shoulders, and Amy looks back and says)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Actually....the last name is Jericho, I stopped being "Dumas" after I said "I do" to Chris Jericho.

(Robert Patrick stares into space (and it has nothing to do with Amy's ass *stares into space*) and says)

.::Robert Patrick aka T-1000::.-Outdated files.......damn...Duane Gates. Anyways, you...are the woman who will face John Cena....at Payback, correct?

.::Amy Jericho::.-(says it slowly to mock him)...yesss...

.::Robert Patrick::.-IMPOSSIBLE.....I tried to kill Cena twice....he does not die.

(Amy shakes her head, and looks like she's ready to promo.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-You tried to kill Cena twice, and he just won't die? Well obviously you aren't a very good killer. Maybe you should go talk to Angelus Archer, because obviously he is a MUCH better killer than you. I mean you should have killed that Sarah, what's her face the first time, but did you....NOOOO. But you know what Robert...look at that, I already know your name. Anyways, Robert you are just like everyone else in the Extreme Measures Federation. They for whatever reason just can not find the way to defeat John Cena, no matter what they do. I really do not get what makes this guy so damn invincible. For one thing he does not have an inch of wrestling skills. Excuse me if I sound like my Mother for a moment here. But he comes down to the ring, same theme song, same poses, same damn moves, same basic match, F-U, he's done. Yet for some reason, people in the EMF have had a hard time figuring how to beat him. It shouldn't be that hard to figure out, yet he always finds a way to get out of the ring with his career in tacked, and his championship still in his hands. You would think that AJ Styles would have been able to get the job done for example. This was his big chance, for years, and years he toiled in the under card to become the headliner of the show. He finally gets there, and what does he do? He not only mails in his performance on the biggest stage of them all. Which has seen far more disgraceful performances, don't get me wrong. But he decides to quit the company just as he gets to the top. Now, to ask your opinion, do you see something wrong with that? Because obviously, I think there is something wrong with that. I think I know the reason why John Cena always survives his title matches. I think the people that John Cena has faced always seem to lack passion for the sport when they get on top. They lose that killer instinct that got them there. Look at Chris Masters, a great talent, and a great guy at heart. After everything John Cena had done to him. The reason Cena got out of Last Stand was not that Chris Masters could not beat John Cena at Last Stand. It was because Chris Masters is stupidly loyal to John Cena. He couldn't put Cena away, because he still feels that he owes him. When the truth is, he does not...he's better than the crap he had to put up with. See, just like you Robert...it's all a lack of that killer instinct, and that's exactly where I come in. The only person who still has it is my husband; a man that I knew has it more than anyone else in this industry, bar none. John Cena knows it too, that's why he always goes to extremes to make sure he gets out of matches with "the Slayer of Careers". Because he knows that if he ever were to face Jericho in a straight up fight, he would have no chance. He would be destroyed, I guess that's why he decided to sink so low to use me, when I was pregnant to cost Team Jericho the win during Survival of the Fittest. John Cena like's to go around like this was some great victory over Jericho. But I want to quote John Cena during his promo for his match with AJ Styles and Ken Kennedy at Unleashed of this year. "You go around talking about how you gained a victory, but you didn't see my hand hitting the mat, you didn't see me getting my shoulders pinned. You just so happened to beat a team that I was on." This is exactly what happened with Team Jericho. John Cena had nothing to do with the way the match went down. To be honest, he should have lost right there. Jericho had him in the Walls of Jericho, and Cena was screaming for his life. He was about to tap, when his plan came together, and Jericho was led out of the ring. The only reason John Cena can claim that he beat Chris Jericho is because Cena knew how important I am to Jericho. He knew that no matter what, he would always put me in front of any selfish goal. He even claims he beat him twice. When at the second "victory" came because I clearly told Jericho to throw the match, and Cena knows it. He just wants to try to glorify it. I mean, sure...he was smiling for a little while after that match. But he wasn't smiling for that long, wasn't he? He was once again set up by me and my husband, and fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Although, deep down, I know what Cena wants. It's more than just the usual thing he would like from me. No he wants to say he REALLY beat Jericho, yet he can't do it. So what does he do, he decides to face me. So he can say that he beat Jericho....you know, Amy Jericho. That's really going to be an accomplishment Cena, if you can get it done. Because I am not going down that easily. For the past year, it's been my mission to make sure that you never forget what you done to me, and my friends. At payback, I show you that once again...it was you that had no chance against the Other World....

(Suddenly Patrick starts to shake and says.)

.::Robert Patrick aka T-1000::.-INFORMATIONAL OVERLOAD.....SELF DESTRUCTION MECHENISM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.......

(Nitro and Mercury are going crazy hearing this. Robert Patrick walks in the direction of Sarah's corpse.)

.::Nitro and Mercury::.-NNNNNOOOO, you killed us all Amy!!

.::Robert Partrick aka T-1000::.-COUNTING DOWN!!

.::Nitro and Mercury::.-AAAAAHHH

(They get dreading looks as the count down start.)

.::Robert Patrick aka T-1000::.- 10.......9.....8.....6....

(Nitro and Mercury look at each other, and ask)

.::Joey Mercury::.-Six!?! What happened to seven?

.::Robert Patrick aka T-1000::.-JUST KIDDING!!

.::Mercury and Nitro::.-EEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!

.::Robert Patrick aka T-1000::.-6......5....4....3...2....1...HAVE A NICE DAY!

.::Nitro and Mercury::.-THANK YOU!

(They close their eyes, an explosion happens...but it's not big...in fact the only thing blown up is Linda Hamilton's corpse.)

.::Johnny Nitro::.-....WOW....that was over hyped.

.::Joey Mercury::.-Oh yeah....YOU CAN SAY THAT....*Mercury falls to his knee's* YOU BLEW HER UP!!! DAMN YOU ROBERT PATRICK!! DAMN YOOOOOOUUU TO HELL!!

(Amy whispers to Nitro.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-What's with him?

.::Johnny Nitro::.-He's obsessed with her.

.::Amy Jericho::.-God...an obsessed fan...huh?

.::Johnny Nitro::.-You know how it feels?

.::Amy Jericho::.-Do I ever....

(Amy points up, as a sign comes from the sky that reads "Marry me Amy")

.::Amy Jericho::.-NO!

(Another sign shows up that reads "please")

.::Amy Jericho::.-NO!

(Another sign shows up that reads "PLEASE! I'm really lonely"

.::Amy Jericho::.-NO! DON'T CARE!

(Suddenly the man who looks exactly like Ron Simmons, except he has a Don King like hair cut. Walks out of no where, and walks up to Amy and says.)

.::Don Simmons::.-..........DAMN!

(Don Simmons walks anyway; Amy shakes her head as Joey Mercury has made a Linda Hamilton shrine already.)

.::Johnny Nitro::.-Geez...before we got here, you were tell ME I needed to calm down....

.::Joey Mercury::.-YOU can say that, because Melina just mistaken YOU for someone else. Sarah is gone! I can still hear her voice on the wind.

(Suddenly faintly a voice can be heard.)

.::Linda Hamilton::.-Hello? I'm still alive...I've been shot in the head multiple times, and blown up by a Terminator, but I'm still alive.

.::Johnny Nitro::.-Don't worry Mercury....she dies in the third movie anyways.

.::Linda Hamilton::.-I'M NOT DEAD! If you would get some bandages, maybe we can stop the bleeding, and I can STILL LIVE!

.::Joey Mercury::.-Oh well...one can't grieve forever

(You can hear a groan from the direction of "Sarah Conner".)

.::Johnny Nitro::.-Anyways, GETTING BACK ON TOPIC! I brought you here, for a reason.

.::Joey Mercury::.-Yeah...Nitro, you never told me what it was you had.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Yeah, this is better be good...for all the creepy stuff I endured so far.

.::Johnny Nitro::.-It will be, I swear. I brought you here, because I saw you had a match with John Cena. As you mentioned, people have tried to figure out the way to beat Cena, and haven't done it. But I know an informate of how to do just that.

(Joey's mouth gets open in shock.)

.::Joey Mercury::.-You don't mean...

.::Johnny Nitro::.-...Yes...we gotta go see...HIM!

.::Joey Mercury::.-NITRO! Do you know what this means!

.::Johnny Nitro::.-Umm....no?

.::Joey Mercury::.-He's gonna murderize us...AAAAHHHHAAAAAA

(Mercury flips out, and starts to shake Nitro by his fur coat. Nitro then says.)

.::Johnny Nitro::.- Calm down Mercury, I know....but we have to help our friend. Now if you would please follow me Amy.

(OOC-lol, I might have went over board with these scenes, especially with the Terminator references. But they kept coming

(We fade away as Amy follows Nitro, while Mercury has a dreading look. Trying to use Amy as a human shield for whomever this "him" is. As Mercury, Nitro, and Amy walk off in the distance. Suddenly a worm hole opens up.)

(A girl with blonde hair with black streaks. A short punk rocker girl skirt, and a sleeve-less shirt, with fish net stockings. That looks like she's related to Amy somehow walks out humming a song. She see's the bleeding Linda Hamilton, and waves.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Hi Ms. Hamilton! What'ch doing?

.::Linda Hamilton::.-What's it look like?

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Well...you don't look healthy! All that red stuff coming out of you, it's pretty CREEEPPY. But not as creepy as some other thing I know in my time. My Mom said if you are feeling sick, I should sing my song...how does it go...oh yeah *hums be yourself*

(Linda groans, but then notices that resemblance to Amy)

.::Linda Hamilton::.-Wait? Aren't you the daughter of that woman that's walking off into the distance.

(Ashley looks, and see's Amy still a little bit)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-YEAH! That's my Mom, I'll never be as pretty as her though *hums sadly*..

.::Linda Hamilton::.-I thought you were a baby....

.::Ashley Irvine::.-*she giggles* I'm from the future!

.::Linda Hamilton::.-BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Impossible? That's what they said about the flux compasitor!!

(Ashley tries to run off, but steps on the seemly dying Linda. Probably making her condition worst,..she looks around, and says.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Oops....!

(She tries to run back into the worm hole, but suddenly paparazzi members block her, and start to take pictures of her. She frowns at the unwanted attention. She walks off, and comes out in a camo short dress. She smiles to herself, thinking this will make the paparazzi members stop taking pictures of her. But it doesn't, and they find her, and start taking more pictures. She starts shaking, as the famous Dumas temper is boiling.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-You JERKS don't get it do you?



(She goes to a sign, that's lighten up due to a light and points to it. She then is able to get away, and jump back into the worm hole she came from to go BACK TO THE FUTURE, and we completely fade away. We then come back to an outside shot of some sort of an Insane Asylum. It is dark, and ominous. It has a fence, with barbwire on the top of it. It just so happens to be raining, we zoom into it, and go inside. Amy is seen sitting in a chair in a dark room. Suddenly Nitro and Mercury walk next to Amy.)

.::Johnny Nitro::.-Alright, HE'S COMING!

.::Joey Mercury::.-I still think this is a BAD idea.

(Amy ready's herself, because obviously Mercury is really freaked out about this "him". Suddenly she can hear a door clothes, as two people who work at the Insane Asylum are wheeling someone towards her. What she can make out in the dark is that this person is in a straight jacket. He's wearing a Hannibal like mask, it could only be one person.)

.::Insane person::.-Helllllllo Clarissssss..

.::Amy Jericho::.-*gasp!*

(Amy looks shocked as the person is wheeled into the light, and finally reveals himself. Amy looks confused, and says)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Wait...who is Claris? My name is Amy, and you are not who I expected.

.::Kevin Federline::.-....Oh...that must have been some chick I was with last night. So why have you brought me here Nitro?

.::Johnny Nitro::.-I brought you here for one reason. Amy here is going to face John Cena at the EMF's next Pay Per View. So I figured you could help.

(K-Fed gets a dark look in his face, and says.)

.::Kevin Federline::.-CENA!...That's who I have to blame for me being here. He killed my rap career, made my wife leave me, and made me go insane. I been waiting a long time for someone to get some REVENGE!...on him.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Wait a minute....you had a rap career?

(Suddenly bald Britney Spears runs into the room, and says.)

.::Britney Spears::.-And they call me crazy.....you're crazy K-Fed....see...CRAZY!

(Britney writes "crazy" on K-Fed's forehead. Amy gives her a trademark confused look, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-What was that about?

.::Kevin Federline::.-Nevermind that, Amy you have come here for help to defeat Cena. If there is one thing I want to see, it's Cena to go down in defeat. So I will help you.

.::Amy Jericho::.-How can you help me?

.::Kevin Federline::.-Nitro! My cue cards!

(Nitro walks over with cue cards that he's holding behind Amy.)

.::Kevin Federline::.-It was a long time ago, but I still remember like it was yesterday. *Nitro rolls his eyes* I had made an appearance on RAW while Cena was still in the WWE. Cena had the guts to ruin it, from that day forward. I became obsessed with defeating John Cena. I challenged him to a match, and with the help of Nitro here, I set out to look for the way to be become the Cena smasher. I travel far and wide with Nitro to find the perfect move to beat John Cena, then...I found it. The one move that can defeat John Cena, it's something so violet. That many brave men don't DARE speak its name. But before I tell you what it is, I just want to say something to Cena....I'm not through with you yet...SON...I'm not through with you yet...SON....I'm not through with you yet....SON...

(Suddenly the hospital workers bring Vince McMahon in a straight jacket over to K-Fed, as it looks like K-Fed become a skipping record. Somehow Vince has gotten one hand out of his straight jacket, and is pulling at his ear lobe, and has that look when he goes insane.)

.::Vince McMahon::.-Cena vs. K-Fed....BRILLIANT!

(The camera zooms out, and shows Shane McMahon, also in a straight jacket)

.::Shane McMahon::.-BRILLIANT!

.::Vince McMahon::.-Rosie vs. Donald Trump? BRILLANT!

.::Shane McMahon::.-BRILLANT!

.::Vince McMahon::.-Make fun of Lita after her retirement match! BRILLANT!

(Shane stops, and says.)

.::Shane McMahon::.-Dad? What are you thinking? If you do that, that one Lita obsessed guy won't buy the PPV. Even though it's so horrible. Come on Dad, were CRAZY, not stupid.....

.::Vince McMahon::.-You're right...NOT DOING THAT! BRILLIANT!

.::Shane McMahon::.-BRILLIANT.

(The workers take Shane and Vince away. Kevin Federline is getting annoyed as he's said "I'm not through with you yet...son" over and over again since that time, finally he yells.)

.::Kevin Federline::.-NITRO!!

(Nitro has fallen asleep with K-Fed's cue cards, and he wakes up.)

.::Johnny Nitro::.-You were saying?

.::Kevin Federline::.-Show Amy here the move so deadly, that it makes Cena tremble.

.::Johnny Nitro::.-Are you sure? I mean Amy's a woman; she shouldn't see such horrors.

.::Kevin Federline::.- YES! I'm sure!

.::Johnny Nitro::.-....ok...

(Nitro does a kick in the air, Amy looks confused and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-That's it? A kick?

.::Johnny Nitro::.-To the temple, it makes Cena job EVERY time! Maybe you didn't see it right, I'll show you again.

(Nitro kicks again, suddenly a ladder out of no where comes up, and hits Mercury in the face. He goes down holding his face, and comes up all bloody. )

.::Johnny Nitro::.-Impressed? That's EXACTLY the type of move I taught K-Fed to know, when he became the Cena smasher...NUMBER ONE!

.::Joey Mercury::.-My EYE!

.::Amy Jericho::.-No! But I'll try it...what harm can it do.....wait a minute...you beat Cena?

.::Kevin Federline::.-Yes, it was the greatest moment in my life. But I realized that after it I had lost my mind, just to find that very move, and that's why I'm here. Trust me, if you use that move, Cena does not have a chance at Payback.

.::Amy Jericho::.-Alright, thanks for all your help...

(Amy gets up, and is about to leave. But suddenly K-Fed says something else.)

.::Kevin Federline::.-Before you go Amy, please go to the front desk. Somehow Keira Knightley knew you were coming, and left you her number. She wants to talk to you.

(Amy raises her eyebrow, and shrugs her shoulders.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Alright, I will be sure to give her a call while I'm flying back. Man this promo keeps getting weird and weirder.

(Suddenly a wolf walks by, looks up at Amy, and says)

.::Wolf::.-FUCK!

(The wolf walks by, and leaves as Amy is really creeped out now.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-ANYWAYS...I should be going; I need to catch my plane. So I'll be seeing you guy's....other than K-Fed, I doubt I won't see you again.

(Amy walks off, as Mercury is still bleeding all over the place. We fade away, and fade back into the plane. Amy takes out her cell phone, and starts to dial a number.)

.::Amy Jericho::.- Hello, Keira?...Yes, this is Vice President of the Extreme Measures Federation, Amy Jericho. I was told by Kevin Federline you wished to speak to me?...Yes, I know you are Elizabeth Swann, you're so great in that role....What?...you aren't going to be in the role? Why?....Oh, I see....so what does this have to do with me?...You want ME to take the role in the movies?....No, I never realized that I had any similarities to that character....WOW! You want me to pay me that much to be the character?.....It's certainly considerable...*Amy thinks about it*....wait a minute...do I have to wear a dress?...Yes it does make a difference.....No thanks...No one could pay me enough to wear dresses. It would be so horrible, and really not me. Especially the air taking one's....yeah...sorry...no money in the world's worth that...Alright; I'll call you back if I change my mind. Thanks, I'll call you again, and I'll get you some EMF tickets at some point.....bye.

(Amy puts down her cell phone; suddenly she looks across the plane and see's Matt Hardy. He gives her a thumbs up for not giving in, Amy shields her face, and we fade away back into the American Airlines Arena. It's only mere hours before Payback goes live. A camera goes backstage to Christie Dumas who is yelling at someone off screen. She has a "Lita" sign in her hands.)

.::Christie Dumas::.-AND DON'T EVER SHOW UP TO MY WRESTLING EVENTS. YOU ARE DRIVING DOWN THE INTELLIGENCE OF THE COMMON WRESTLING FAN...HARDY MARK!

(Suddenly Amy comes from behind Christie.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Hi Mom!

(Christie Dumas jumps, and turns around to see Amy. Christie has the Lita sign in her hands.)

.::Christie Dumas::.-Don't do that again Amy, I'm not young enough to handle that!

.::Amy Jericho::.-I'm sorry, I was just really excited to see you...and...what do you have? Aaawww, you made a sign to cheer me on...and are wearing the t-shirt I gave you.



(Amy smiles, Christie gives a goofy smile like. Christie doesn't know what to say about the sign, but then she says.)

.::Christie Dumas::.-I'm only wearing it, because I figured it would make you happy....and stuff.

.::Amy Jericho::.-So, what does the other sign say?

.::Christie Dumas::.-What other sign?

.::Amy Jericho::.-The one behind the Lita one?

(Christie didn't want to show it, it read "Go Away Cena and Lita". She decided to take the sign, and puts her hand over "away", so it now says "Go Cena and Lita". Amy gets a bit of a sad frown, and puts her hand on her hip, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-...I never knew you were a Cena fan?

.::Christie Dumas::.-Um, word lyfe?

.::Amy Jericho::.-It's alright Mom, I'm going to go get ready. I have some ring time before the show to do a promo.

.::Christie Dumas::.-Oh, by the way. I don't want to encourage you. But keep up this storyline, it's bringing in ratings, and most everyone in the IWC loves it. Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a Hardy mark, and don't know what they are talking about.

(Amy shrugs her shoulders, and smiles.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-um....ok. I'll see you after the show, I'm sure we can talk later, bye.

.::Christie Dumas::.-Bye honey!

(Amy walks away, and the camera fades away. We go into the dressing room of Amy Jericho. Amy is stretching for her feet, getting ready for the main event that is only hours away. She's wearing a pink sleeve-less mid drift top. Black pants, as trademarked in the old Lita days, her pink thong is peaking out of her pants. She looks like she's in the best condition we have seen her, any baby fat she might have had is clearly gone. She is so focused she doesn't realize Nat approaching her. Suddenly Natasha Jones comes into the room. Nat looks nervous as she approaches Amy. She knew she was probably the last person Amy would want to see... well... 2nd last to Cena. She stepped forward though, hoping Amy her and Amy would still be on good terms as the last time they met.)

Natasha: "Err... hi Amy. How are you feeling?"

(Amy stands up from her stretching, and looks around, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Really good, why do you ask Nat?

Nat: "Big night for both of us... I just thought I'd come make sure you were ok... I mean... i'd really hate to be in your position tonight Amy... no offence or anything."

(Amy shakes her head, and says.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-So everyone tells me, but there is little to worry about. I know what I'm doing, trust me...I have done this more times than I can count. I must admit...not with these stakes, but I have to end this. As for your match, I'm more worried for you than me...

Natasha: "Well Amy... you may have more ability than me... that's almost for sure... but Cena is a hell of a lot more dangerous than Jackie can be. Remember... both of them have impressive records... difference is Cena is beating Hall of Famers and former World Champions... while Jackie beats Tori and Christy Hemme..."

.::Amy Jericho::.- You are forgetting, she also almost killed me. Be it...maybe I wasn't fighting, because I was trying to get through to her. But she damn near did it. When I was, she wasn't easy at all. Nat, I think it's fine that you want to be a wrestler. Like you, I don't want you to be offended, because I'm just talking from experience as a wrestling trainer, and what I seen from you. But you barely survived Fyre, and Jackie's thousand times worst, and is out for your blood. She's not going to hold back, it might take a miracle if this fights it straight up. As for Cena, he won't hurt me bad. Because he's expecting to win, and hurting his "new cleaning lady" wouldn't be a good idea. You do realize that something could go very wrong, and I don't want to see you get hurt Nat, despite being on other sides. I tried to talk Jackie out of this for different reasons...one of them happened to be because I was worried about how you will come out of this. Natasha: "But you are forgetting... the stakes are so high for me... if I don't beat Jackie tonight... I lose my house.. plain and simple. I'm sure that determination... and everything else will help me to stand up and fight Jackie, and defeat her. She may hurt me... she may put me in hospital... but it'd be worth it if when I came out.... it was to return to my home and my normal way of life."

.::Amy Jericho::.-I do understand you have a lot to lose Nat. It's all money Nat; it's not that bad having normal money. You are so green, I'm afraid you might botch something, and you might hurt yourself as well. I mean you do realize that something could go very wrong, and god forbid...something bad could happen..like you're crippled for the rest of your life. Nat please look at the reasons you and I are entering this ring to face opponents that no one thinks that we can beat. My reason I need to fight....is that I need to fight for my family; I wish you would reconsider your choice. I don't think it's that critical to risk it all like this.

Natasha: "Amy... normal money would not be a problem... I've done that before... but this is my home. Losing it would be like losing an arm.... it just means so much to me. I know it's a big risk... a massive risk... but should it pay off well... then any beating would be worth it! You on the other hand... you have far more to lose Amy... you could be forced to work for John... and I know that would just destroy you..."

(Amy shakes her head.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I try not think about that, but he's put me through hard times before. But he won't have anymore power over me than any employee; he doesn't like the work I'm doing..he fires me, and I'm out scot free.

Natasha: "I'm sure John won't make it that simple for you Amy... I did the job before remember? It's not that easy... but even if you messed it up... I think he'd keep you just to spite you... you could be forced to do the job permanently! And you and I both know that'd be hell.... for everyone."

.::Amy Jericho::.- Maybe....but then again...if that's the case. I simply step it up, if he thought I was bad before. It won't compare to it, I guess he could keep me there for the entire year. But I won't want to be where he is living if he does.

Natasha: "I understand Amy... but I just think you are going to be in REAL trouble if you lose this. Knowing John... he will have something in place to stop it being all too easy on you... you should know better than anyone that he ALWAYS has something up his sleeve to make things worse than they seem..."

.::Amy Jericho::.-Well, I do know I saw the contract. He can't change it now, like he did recently. If he changes it, then its void...that was one of the terms.

Natasha: "Well I hope your right Amy... and I really hope you know what your doing... for your sake."

(Amy gives her a grin, and says..)

.::Amy Jericho::.-Everyone says that to me, but I do..I wouldn't have signed if I wasn't confident that I could win. Even if I were not to win, that I could get myself out of the jam. Although....usually that's Jericho's job. (She kinda looks away sadly)

Natasha: "Yea... i'm... really sorry about what happened. Obviously I knew nothing about it but.... just cannot imagine who you feel. How is he doing anyway?"

.::Amy Jericho::.-I can say really, really...messed up. I....this is another reason why I must end this. I can't let Cena hurt my family anymore.

Natasha: "Well... I'd wish you luck Amy but... you know my situation. I just really hope you don't get hurt out there... you don't deserve that to happen..."

.::Amy Jericho::.-I know I won't, just take care of yourself too. But yeah, I probably should continue to get read, I need to be in the mindset. So I'll see you later Nat.

Natasha: "Alright. Thanks, bye Amy."

(Nat smiles and then exits the room, closing the door behind her.)

.::Amy Jericho::.-I know I won't, just take care of yourself too. But yeah, I probably should continue to get read, I need to be in the mindset. So I'll see you later Nat.

Natasha: "Alright. Thanks, bye Amy."

(Nat smiles and then exits the room, closing the door behind her; we fade away into the arena. Fans are already enjoying a pre-show of sorts, as a dark match is going on. It has two local wrestlers facing each other for the opportunity to get noticed. They end their match, and walk up the ramp. Suddenly the crowd starts to build up, as they wait for the next thing to happen, suddenly...an old song that they did not expect to her comes on. A loud cheer goes up as "It just feels right" blasts on the PA system as the one and only "Queen of Extreme" Lita runs out on the stage. (OOC-Shout out to "the Princess of Online wrestling" Ashley, who I got this theme for, and she never got a chance to use.) She does some poses, as she holds up her finger guns. She flips her hair, and runs to the stage. She is getting a hometown welcome. As she smiles at the crowd who is cheering her. She slides into the ring, gets up on to her feet, she goes over to the turnbuckle and does her I love you hand signs on the turnbuckle. She jumps down off the turnbuckle, and goes over to the ropes and gets handed a microphone. Lita's theme song stops, the crowd gives her a "Lita! Lita! Lita!" chant. She lets it go, she tries to speak, but the crowd doesn't stop. Finally they quiet down, and let's Lita speak.)

.::"The Queen of Extreme" Lita::.-What's up Miami, Florida!! *crowd cheers, Lita lets them calm down* You know, I have quite a task ahead of me. I must admit, because in a few hours. I will walk out here, as the main event of this evening, and face the biggest man-whore walking gods green Earth, John Cena *crowd boo's Cena*. Cena, I know you are counting down the minutes until our match. I know you think, that I am going to be easy to defeat. But Cena if you think that, then you have no idea what you have gotten yourself into. Oh yeah, that's right, I said that it's YOU that doesn't know what you got yourself into, not me. Because Cena, I know you are the Extreme Measures Federation world's champions. I know that at times, people have had problem's defeating you. But what you don't realize is that you are not just stepping into the ring with a woman. You are stepping into the ring with Lita. A woman who through out her career, fought the best, and beat the best. From people of her own gender such as Molly Holly, Jackie, Sierra, and especially my arch-nemesis Sunny. These weren't matches that were bra and panties matches, I didn't lose clothes, which I'm sure is a disappointment to many people around here. But some of them were much more than just a regular match, some of them were very personal, and very brutal. I have been in some matches such as cages, ladder matches, and TLC matches. If that does not prove to you that I won't be a walk in the park, then all you need to do is look at my matches against males. I given out and taken more pain than most divas can dream of, while my husband is the "Slayer of Careers". I also have helped put an end to a career or two; in fact I helped Jericho destroy the legendary Godfather. I been through all that, and yet I am still standing here tonight to say right to John Cena's face. That if I gone through all that, and I am still here today. Not only walking, but still kicking ass in the Extreme Measures Federation. Just think of what I will do to make sure that I walk out of Payback the winner of this match. Cena, there is no risk I will not take; there is no amount of pain I won't endure. I dare you to try to put me in your only submission hold, the STFU. Because not only can I survive it, but being around my husband Chris Jericho, and the head trainer of the school I work for Chris Benoit. Two of the best damn technical wrestlers in wrestling history. I know how to counter that one submission you have. So bring that, and so much more, because I am more ready for you than anything else. I also know that you have the F-U, which is without a doubt a very powerful move. Sure it may not look like much, it's basically a glorified firemen's carry. But, I have to give it credit. It is a very deadly move. It has put away its share of many great superstars here in the Extreme Measures Federation. That is fact, no one can dispute that. But there is another fact that not one can say is untrue, because no one has kicked out of the F-U. Since you have been here in the EMF. Well...that's not exactly true. There has only been one person to kick out of the F-U, and you are looking at her. I know what you are going to say Cena, I know how your mind works. You are going to say that it was not done by me, it was done by Jackie. Therefore I never kicked out of the real F-U, right? WRONG! Because that move was taught by you to Jackie, Jackie should be the second best person to use it, and yet I still kicked out of it. Does this tell you something Cena? I will not be an easy match, in fact I not only think I will win. I know I HAVE to win, because if I don't, then you are going to own me. That is something I know that you have wanted me to do, you want to see me break down. But I will not allow you to, no one has made me do that in my career, and you will not be the first. I don't care what you think you can do. I do not care what you think you know about me, because it's clear that you do not know a thing about me. You do not understand how I tick; sure you have gotten on my nerves. The fact that you had the nerve to dye my hair blonde on the biggest stage of them all, even though I won the match really pissed me off. It was humiliating; it is something that I will not forget either. It is just another reason that I am coming into this match with a lot of anger to take out on you Cena, and if you think for one minute that you are not going to be challenged by me. Then I have you beaten already, because let's look at the facts. Sure, I am a woman. I do have breasts, and I do have...."different equipment" between my legs as Punisher said. But that does not mean I don't have a chance in this match. Because in the history of professional wrestling, there have been women who have beaten men, and I am one of them. Sure you are bigger, you are stronger. But even then...has there been bigger, and stronger than you, that have lost to smaller people than me? Of course there has been, look at Kevin Nash. Did he ever expect to lose to Rey Mysterio of all people? The guy is like 5'3", but you know what beat him. Despite the fact he is much taller, much stronger than Rey? It was because unlike Nash, Rey could do high flying moves, and get the win off anyone, at any point. That's exactly what you will have to deal with in only a few hours at Payback. Maybe you shouldn't be looking at this match as a woman vs. a man. Maybe you should be looking at this match as a cruiserweight vs. a heavyweight. Because if you think that I won't be able to do my moves, then you have obviously not been doing your homework on me. Because just about every one of my moves have nothing to do with over powering a person. So throw the fact that you think I am not strong enough to lift you out the window. Because it does not take strength to drive your head into the mat for a whiplash DDT. Sure, maybe it would be a struggle to get you in the Walls of Jericho. But I certainly can do it once you are worn down. it does not to take strength to hit the Litacarana or land the moonsault. You want to know why? Because while I was training to become a wrestler, I did not face females. I am actually trained to face males. That's right, when I was training; there weren't any other females to face. So I had to train with guys. I told the trainer to train me no different than any of the guys, and that's exactly the treatment I got. The Litacarana was learned with this thought in mind, because only a male can take it. So if you think about it, there is no disadvantage. I hope you are ready Cena, because if you are not...then you are in a lot of trouble. Another thing that I noticed, you don't seem to have that killer instinct that you usually have in many of your matches. Such as when you caught me while I was trying to get the original EMF world title. For some reason, I found out that the rumors are true. John Cena can not hurt me, and I know for a fact that it has nothing to do with hurting women. Because in the past John Cena has no problem hurting women. He first started with Trish Stratus, by using a sledge hammer on her. Then it was Jackie, who he threw into a cage's side. This woman was his wife, she did nothing, she did not deserve it, and all she did was having faith in Cena. While Cena was playing her behind her back. Because he found a new fuck thing. But still, he had no problem to throw Jackie into the cage. He has F-Ued her more times than I can count as well, and for whatever reason, he can not F-U me. It really does not matter the reason he can't do it. The fact of the matter is this, it's a weakness, and I will exploit it. So if you are betting on this match, I would feel really...really nervous about betting on the favorite to win. In fact, for those who are betting on Cena to win this match. I think you would be better served to go back, and change your bet, and bet on the long shot. Because if there is one thing I know about John Cena....it's that he is just too easy. Which is funny, because I heard that were Edge's final words to anyone in the EMF. I am confident that I have more than a good shot in this match. I have to win this match, or while I may fade out of the EMF spotlight. My hell would have just begun. I know that with my family, my friends, and all my home state fans that are here tonight. That I can do what people say is impossible, and finally...end the nightmare once and for all.

("Just feels right" blasts on the PA system as fans cheers for Lita. She puts up her "I love you" hand sign, and rolls out of the ring and goes up the ramp. She slaps hands with a few fans, she gets on the stage, turns around and does one more pose. Then turns around, and goes to the backstage area, as we fade away for the final time.

Will Amy be able to do the impossible, and defeat the EMF world champion? Or will Cena be able to defeat Amy, and make her his new cleaning lady? Who else will grieve over the loss of Linda Hamilton.

.::Linda Hamilton::.-I'M NOT DEAD!!

Anyways...tune into Payback for those answers.

Titles Held: RWA/EMF: EMF Women's champion (Current), RWA-WCW women's champion, EMF HOF Induction, EMF Slammy: Face of the Year 2005, EMF Slammy: Storyline of the Year 2005 (Uncontrollable Passions), EMF Slammy: Feud of the Year 2005 (Jackie vs. Amy)

Place of RP: Backstage, The Jericho home, and somewhere in Hollywood, Cal. and an Insane Asylum

Last Victory: Beat Jackie Cena for the EMF women's championship

Last Defeat: Lost to Jackie Cena in womens title match at CDIH

Last Roleplay: Home Invasion V.2

OOC Comment: I really worked hard on this. Even though I wrote it mostly today, hope you like it!

Queen
of Extreme