EMF: Shockwave

The EMF logo flashes over the screen as we go into the EMF shockwave video as it ends we go into the darken arena as fireworks blasts off on the stage and then once it ends the lights go on and then fans yell as loud as they can wave their signs

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, we have a good show

King-It’s been better since EDGE been co-owner…wait someone been messing with my script

Kris Gaffney-No clue on that……..AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Bad, Bad Man is blasting out around the arena. Confetti falls from the ceiling and for once the music is met to a slightly mixed reachtion. There are even a few Cena signs in the crowd For a few seconds nothing happens, and then John Cena emerges, carrying his newly aquired EMF World Heavyweight Championship belt. It is over one shoulder, and he is carrying a briefcase in his other hand. He gets in the ring with a mic, and the crowd quieten down for him.)

Cena: "Yo, yo, yo THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!!!! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP IS HERE!!!!! And I got a lot of things to say so I appreciate that you're giving me the chance to say it... doesn't mean I like you guys anymore than I did before... and I know you don't have a choice but to listen to me because i'm the World Champion... socially superiror toall of you and everyone else backstage... but still.. i'm out here to make an announcement. A big announcement and it comes directly from the offices of out new co-president.. the one and only EDGE! You see... over the last week since I became your World Champion... I had a nice long chat with our new owner, man to man, and we came to some, arrangements. He was insistant that it was important for the Owners around here to be on good terms with their top asset... and I couldn't help but agree. So we talked and came to some arrangements.. some of which I shall reveal to you right now. The first thing Edge told me was that him and Mike had come to an agreement, and that he was givern sole responsability for crowning the new Extreme Champion around here... seeing as the belt is now clearly vacant due to me upgrading to World Champion. As part of our personal discussion, and due to the fact that i'm only vacating this title to represent the fed as World Champion, Edge and I both agreed that in fact that responsability should lay with me... THE FRANCHISE JOHN CENA! So in tihs briefcase right here I have of course... The EMF Extreme Championship... and i'm here to announce the first EVER John Cena invitational tournament! I already got a lot of interest backstage.. and i'm sure many more will come forward tonight and put in their names to compete to be the next Extreme Measures Federation Extreme Champion! People submitting your names beware.... tournament matches could begin at any time.... later tonight.... next week... maybe i'll make you all wait even longer. But that's my god-givern right, because of the authority i have around here now.. not just as World Champion, but thanks to our little meeting... with the authority of Edge I can pretty much call the shot around here, and nobody can do ANYTHING about it. Well.. nobody below the presidents... but I can over-rule the CEO... the other superstars... EVEN the Vice President and I know i'll be backed by the higher authorities. So anyone back there thinking of crossing the Doctor of Thugonomics anytime soon better think twice... or they may find their lives get sent spirraling downhill. But before me and Edge discussed the next Extreme Champion.. we had something else to talk about... but for that i'll let you take a look... so you don't accuse me of making all this up...."

(THe EMF logo flashes across the titantron, and the scene is inside Edge's office. Edge is sat with the Extreme Championship on his desk, tapping his finger on the desk impatiently. Suddernly the door srpings open and Cena comes running in. The World Title is over his shoulder, and he looks angry. Without sitting down, he begins.)

Cena: "You wanted to see me sir... but to be honest whatever you have to say can wait! We got big problems.... take a look at this!"

(Cena thrusts a piece of paper at Edge, and he takes it calmly and reads it. He motions for Cena to take a seat and he does, then hands the paper back. It becomes evident its the note Amy left for Jackie)

Edge: "You know who wrote it?"

Cena: "There can only be one possable person... Amy has been spying on me for weeks now... and she's trying to screw me over... want something done about it!"

Edge:"Well I bought you here to discuss the future of the Extreme Championship... and to be honest I don't have all day... but you remember last time we spoke I said i'd back up any decisions around here you wanted passing... within reason of course... well I believe that if you were to say... want to send a message to someone... book a match or something.. that'll br acceptable!"

Cena: "So i book Amy in a handicap Bra and Panties match and embaress the life out of her... but that doesn't help me does it? Not only does it make it more likely she'll say more to Jackie... but Jackie's more likely to believe her if she sees me picking on Amy like that... it doesn't help me win..."

Edge: "Well maybe we do it less obviously... say find someone important to her and send a mesage to them via someone we have at out disposal! But please John... forget that for now... we need to sort out what we're gonna do with this Extreme Title...."

(The scene flashes back to Cena in the ring.)

Cena: "As you can see... everything I said is the honest truth...I have power... and there's nothing ANYONE can do about it... not even the infamous Amy Jericho... so lets see what she tries to do to me now huh... if your watching Amy... let this be a message to you... your not my boss... your not calling the shots... so you had just better tread carefully... or people just might start getting hurt! Word Life!"

“Keys to the city” blasts on the PA system as Trish Stratus walks to the ring

King-Hey JR, you remember when Cena was worried about harming unborn babies

JR-Yeah, I know…he wasn’t kidding

Kris Gaffney-I wonder if she would do that for me too…

JR-I doubt it, although I’m sure some forces near Trish are a mark for you

Kris Gaffney-So….your saying…..there is a chance!

“Some generic theme” blasts out to the PA as Jackie walks to the ring

King-You know, I’m surprise Jackie’s theme doesn’t have anything to do with getting rid of red heads

Kris Gaffney-yeah

JR-But two of her friends are red heads

Kris Gaffney-I heard Jackie’s trying to convince them to change the hair color, no luck yet

[Trish and Jackie lock up and then fight for position, but neither lady is getting the advantage and then they give up and pace around the ring and then Trish makes a few comments at Jackie and then Jackie seemly keeps her calm and then all of a sudden takes down Trish with a double leg take down and hits a few fists to the face and then pulls up Trish by the hair and measures up and then hits a few knife edge chops to Trish and then Trish stumbles into the corner and then whip Trish into the other side of the ring and then Trish stumbles out of the corner and then Jackie is able to hit a hip toss on Trish. Trish gets up and then Jackie hits a few fists to the face of Trish and then Trish stumbles back into the corner and then Jackie hits a forearm shot to the face and then Jackie gets ready and then hits a hair toss on Trish and Trish goes flying and lands on the mat and then Jackie gets ready and then she hits drop kick into the back of Trish who is in the sitting position and then stomps the downed Trish and then picks up Trish by the hair and then tries to pick up Trish for the F-U. But Trish struggles and slides out the back and then Trish pushes Jackie to the ropes and then Trish tries to roll up and then Jackie is able to hold on to the ropes and then Trish does a reverse back summer sault into the middle of the ring and then Jackie turns around and see’s Trish getting to her feet, and then Jackie charges at Trish. Trish goes for a chick kick, but it’s caught and thrown down to the mat and then Jackie hits a big clothesline that takes down Trish and then Jackie yells for Trish to get up. Trish stumbles up to her feet and then Jackie kicks Trish in the gut and then hooks her leg and takes Trish over for a release fishermans Jackie goes into the cover and then goes into the cover and then gets the 1……………….2…………..kick out. Jackie looks up and then questions the ref, but then gets her mind back into the game and then Trish is in the corner trying to get Jackie and then Jackie tells Trish that she’s not going to let up and then Jackie backs up and then Trish stumbles out and then Jackie kicks Trish in the gut and then sets up Trish for a vertical suplex. Jackie gets Trish up in the move. But Trish is able to struggle free and then Trish falls behind, Jackie turns right around right into the chick kick by Trish. Trish fall away from Jackie, and Jackie falls down on the mat as well.]

JR-Both Jackie and Trish are down

King-You know luckly I don’t work for either of these two, so they can’t do anything if I start staring at them

Kris Gaffney-I wouldn’t say that King…I see bad things in the future as far as that goes

[Trish is really beat up, but Trish is able to slowly crawl into the cover and then the ref counts 1……………2………Jackie rolls the shoulder up and then Trish goes down not being able to complain or whatever and then Trish uses this time to recover as Trish and Jackie. Jackie since she’s been in control move of the match so far takes a swing at Trish. But it’s ducked under and then Trish tags Jackie with a few forearm shots to the face of Jackie that stumble Jackie back and then Trish tries to whip Jackie off the ropes and then it’s reversed by Jackie and Trish goes to the ropes and then bounces off the ropes and then Trish is able to leap in the air and catches Jackie with a Lou Thez press and then hits a few fists to the face of Jackie. Trish yells for Jackie to get up and then Jackie stumbles up and then Trish kicks her in the gut and then puts her in a head lock and then Trish goes for the Stratusifaction. But before she can hit it, Jackie pushes Trish up and then flips her behind her and then Trish lands on her feet and then Trish stumbles back as Jackie goes for a clothesline but Trish does the matrix duck as Jackie over shoots her and then Trish gets up and then Jackie turns around and then Trish kicks Jackie in the gut and then sets up Jackie and lifts her…and drops her into a brain buster and then Trish goes into the cover and gets the 1………….2………….kick out by Jackie]

JR-I’m surprised Jackie kicked out of that move

King-Yeah, well she certainly doesn’t want to lose to Trish

Kris Gaffney-Maybe if she does, she’ll consider it a….”honor”….oh sorry…Big Show took over my body there for a second

[Trish then decides to try to finish this once again and then Trish kicks Jackie in the gut and then tries to hit the Stratusifaction. But once again Jackie counters it much the same way and then Trish charges and then Jackie picks up Trish into the F-U. Trish struggles and Jackie and Trish fall through the ropes on the arena floor. Suddenly the two get up and start yelling each other and then both slap each other, then they start to hammer away at each other the ref tries to break it up, but can’t. He decides to just call this match a no contest as ref come down and try to separate Trish and Jackie as they continue to try to attack each other, we go to commercial and come back]

[After the match, crew hurries to set up "The Cutting Edge" set as they roll out the carpet and a huge Cutting Edge sign begins to be lowered from ceiling of the arena. The chairs and set then gets all in place as "You think you know me..." echoes loudly throughout the P.A. as the fans in Philly begin to stand to their feet as Edge gets a mixed reaction. After the smoke begins to pour out from the entranceway for a couple seconds, out emerges Edge and behind him Monty Brown. Both wearing a Dewey Pond shirt with his picture on the front and the text "In memory of..." written on the bottom. Edge walks out chewing his gum in the ol' so annoying way as he does as he walks down the ramp strolling slowly. Edge points out a fan to Monty who is against the rail holding a "Edge Sucks!" sign as Edge whispers something in Monty's ear. Monty then grabs the sign from the fan as the fan gets pissed, Monty jumps at him as to say want to do something about it, the fan however wants no part of him as he just takes a step back. Monty tosses the remains of the sign down as he grabs the fan by the shirt and begins to stare him down. Monty then with his left hand grabs the fan's wrist which is holding a cup of beer. Monty brings the cup close to his face as he works something up and spits right in the fan's cup. Monty then pushes him back as Edge begins to point and laugh, Edge then slaps Monty on the back as to say thats enough as they both enter the ring.]

JR: So fans aren't allowed to express themselve's anymore?

Gaffney: Whats next, the commentators won't be able to express themselves?!

King: Shut the hell up Gaffney...

Gaffney: Ok...

[Edge is then handed a mic as he walks around the ring shaking his head and covering his face as if he was embarassed.]

Edge: So this is Philadelphia?!...[Crowd Cheers] Wow, you know after being her a day, no wonder T.O. wanted to leave this place. I mean hell who can blame him, first the people here are total idiots, the women here are nothing less then brutal [Crowd boos] And speaking of brutal, how about the beating Monty Brown gave to that poor waste of skin, Dewey Pond?! [Laughs] You know seems like the last couple of weeks I have caught alot of flack, alot of criticism if you will for my actions and alot with the things I've been saying out here. Mostly from the way I treated the Pond family, and mostly recently the words I had on last week's shockwave about Ric Flair. Some say I need to come out here and apologize...[Laughs] Well I am sorry, sorry to those people who think I need apologize because I do not feel sorry for a damn thing I've done. Spearing Tori, firing Dewey, bad mouthing Ric Flair...I'd do it all again! How could I spear a pregnant woman like Tori? How could I fire a man like Dewey who has a family to feed? And how could I talk about a legend, who paved the way for us all like Ric Flair in the way I do?! Well I'll tell why, because I am a cold hearted son of a bitch, thats why!...But running a company like EMF, you havta be that way. I mean you havta get rid of the dead weight that is draggin' this company down. Dewey Pond was nothing more then a jobber [Crowd boos], a jobber who decided to play hero and it costed him his job. [More boos] Tori, well I dont know how the EMF was run before I got here but, I ain't keeping any diva around that looks like Janet Reno. And then we have the Nature Boy, who seems like has went AWOL, well dont bother coming back Ric, because if you do I'll just havta ship your ass to the old folks home where you belong!

JR: How can he disrespect a legend like Ric Flair?!

Edge: Seems like the majority of the people upset with my Flair comments are the 4 Horseman [Edge lets out a big "WOOOO!" as he holds up 4 fingers as he slowly drops them and making a "Whatever" face.] Well boys, no one cares what a stable full of mid-carders have to say or bitch about, so word of advice for you boys: Refrain from putting "targets" on someone like me and go back to challenging people that are on your level such as a Dewey Pond. OH..And PLEASE...please...don't get my attention again, cause it wouldn't be your buddy "The Nature Boy" getting tossed in jail this time, oh no see they would be putting me behind bars after the assault I would lay on you. I've already sent 3 EMF "Stars" back home with a pink slip in hand, dont make me send the 4 of you back to your trailor park in a body bag.

King: Little words of advice for the horsemen...

Edge: You know before I get on with the Cutting Edge and to my guest Chris Jericho [Crowd cheers as Edge just rolls his eyes], you know I couldn't help but wonder what are the EMF's former least hygienic couple are up to now that they had their asses fired at First Blood? I wonder...I wonder...[Edge rubs his chin as the whole arena goes dark]

[A familiar theme then plays for this "What have happened to..." segment.]

Narrator-Edge: Ah Dewey Pond, the hero, the father, the husband of the Pond Family. Well seems since First Blood, Dewey fell on hard times, his wife left him after she saw how much of a pussy who was after he totally got his ass handed to him by Monty Brown. His son, after growing up and being ridiculed for having the Pond last name and having a father who lets face it has the fighting ability of that of a 4th grader totally disowned him and never spoke to him again. But, fear not fans Dewey being the big "hero" that he is, he finally prevailed in something, he became white trash of the year, they even supplied him with a brand new trailer and he even became the new spokesman for Nascar!

[The picture then fades over to Dewey's "state of the art" trailer.]

Narrator-Edge: Tragically though, Dewey became drunk at one of the races and fell out onto the track and was ran over and killed...Forunately it wasn't no one important and no one noticed NOR CARED! NEXT!...

Narrator-Edge: Oh the oh so beauti..No...The oh so classy..Wait no she isnt that either. Well the woman that is...Well I think she is a woman, Tori! Tori, finally took the words of myself to heart as she started a charity that provided starving children food. When asked "Why did she take the advice of Edge and open up her own charity?" She proceeded to answer because she had lost her inner child, it was later found out that she had eaten it...[Crowd laughs as some boo] But, sadly the story ends on a sour note as well, as Tori was fired from her own charity after it was discovered that she had been stealing the food away from the starving children of the organization, it has been noted she now works at a Walmart as she is the fat woman with the wondering eye who hands out stickers...Next!

Narrator-Edge: WOOOOOOOOO!!! "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair! Flair had tried to hide his true whereabouts for quite sometime, covering it up with stories as such as the road rage incident and the divorce from his wife. But, we have now got word that all that was a lie, we know what Flair has been doing this whole time! Flair has been a stripping at the "Dirty Rainbow" in his hometown of Charlotte, North Carolina. When asked for a interview, Flair proceed to tell the interviewer it would havta wait as he was showing some man named Francis, Space Moutain. [Cam goes to Edge's face as he is grossed out, Monty then comes over and tells Edge something.] Ladies and Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that Flair isn't apart of the Pond family! But, you know this doesn't surprise me, this is just another case of Flair trying to get that last little bit of attention and glory he can get. Flair has always tried to steal the spotlight from the young, up and coming kids...Ric, you just like your career are PATHEIC! NEXT!

Narrator-Edge: And last but not least, Dewey Jr..Little baby son of a bitch...And looking at the picture there, the "good looking" one of the Pond family. [Edge has to stop as he begins to laugh after looking at the screen for a second.]Seems Junior here is not only the "looker" of the family, but he is also the achiever, seems Junior has been a big hit around the states you see...He travels state to state, to different circuses yea thats right...You can catch his act as the "Sideshow Freak"! Oh oh..And talking to him earlier be sure to be on the look out for his upcoming appearance on Maury, he'll be the one between the wolfman and upside down face kid. [Edge Laughs as the lights are brought back up]

JR: This is about the most disrespectful thing that I've ever seen, well bad thing happens to bad people...And by Gah, I hope I am around to see him get his!

Edge: See I ain't a terrible guy, I mean I gave you one last look at the Pond family...What more could ya want?

[The lights then go off as the countdown appears on the EMF Tron...Y5J...Y4J...Y3J...Y2J! Pyro then explodes as Edge stands in the ring looking on at Jericho not liking being interrupted, Jericho stands at the top of the ramp with his arms stretched as he twist his body around and gives a smile to Edge. Jericho then walks down the ramp and takes a giant step onto the ringsteps. Jericho gets up about to do his pose on the entrance when Edge cuts him off.]

Edge: Cut his music..CUT IT!..I SAID CUT THE DAMN MUSIC!

[Jericho just smiles at Edge knowing he pissed him off, Jericho just steps in the ring as Monty Brown steps towards Jericho as Edge extends his arm stopping him.]

Edge: Did you hear me announce you? Did I call for you to come out yet?!

Jericho: No, I didn't hear you announce me yet..But, let me introduce myself: Ladies and gentlemen... "The Highlight of the Night", "The Ayatollah of Rock...N...ROLLA!", "THE LARGER THAN LIFE LIVING LEGEND: CHRIS JERICHO! And Edgeward, you wanted to know when I knew it was my cue? Well when I heard all these Jericholics collectively all snoring and yawning, I knew they was beggin', pleading for excitement. And after all I am "Epicenter of Excitement"!

Edge: Better slow your roll their Chris, your running out of nicknames for yourself and to tell ya the truth, you calling yourself all these names is nothing more then a joke. Your not a wrestler anymore Chris, you are nothing more then a soap star these days. You come out here with your wife in hand and proceed to play the role of "happy couple". Well I dont know if you watched First Blood Chris, but useless couples have no place in the EMF in the Edge era.

Jericho: Oh so you don't think I have it anymore? Well how about we found out right here, right now! [Jericho steps up in Edge's face as Edge turns his face away and puts his hands up]

JR: This could be what I was talking about earlier, with Edge finally getting his!

Edge: I dont know if you noticed or not Chris, but this is the Cutting Edge. Its a talk show and it isn't some Jerry Springer type show, this is where I ask the tough questions. And well with you Chris seems you are getting asked a bunch of questions these days. For example: "How is the married life?", "Whats next for Chris Jericho, after marriage?", and "How many times did you hit it on your wedding night?"

[Jericho pushes Edge as Edge again wants no part and just raises his hand as to say he wasnt there to fight.]

Edge: Just a joke, just a joke...But, Chris theres one question I want answered! A question that I think you have been dodging for a long long time!

Jericho: Well spit it out Edgeward...

Edge: You see one nickname Jericho forgot to mention was his "Slayer of Careers" nickname, correct?

Jericho: Thats right and I am about to add another career to that list if D'Lo Brown over there doesn't stop giving me that look! [Jericho points a Monty Brown]

[Monty mouths "D'Lo Brown?" as he gets pissed and charges at Jericho but, Edge stops him.]

Edge: And if you didn't know, Chris was given this nickname back in his RWA days, Chris ended the career of one of the most dominating forces in RWA in the Godfather, paralyzing the poor guy. He later faced his nemesis Triple H, a man he hated from his RWA days in EMF. Jericho beat Triple H in a career vs career match, ending Triple H's dominance in EMF once and for all. But, most recently he ended a career...[Jericho looks as if he dont know what he is talking about] Yea, you know which one I am talking about...I am talking about my brother, Christian's career.

Jericho: Christian?...

Edge: Don't play dumb with me Chris, even though I know it comes naturally for you. You have all but, buried the career my brother once had and turned him into nothing more then your stooge, your bitch if you will! Christian's name in the EMF brings nothing but, laughter and your the reason for it! You don't want Christian to suceed because lets face it your scared, thats why you've brainwashed him and convienced him that being a bumbling idiot like he is, is ok...YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SELFISH BASTARD!

Jericho: [Laughs as he brings the mic up to his mouth] I see what your doing here, trying to stir up some tension, some bad blood between me and your brother. But, Edge if you wanted drama...You just had to say so.

[Jericho turns around and kicks Monty in the mid-section as he then punches Edge, Monty lays on the apron as Edge punches Jericho and sends him off the ropes. Edge goes for a clothesline as Jericho ducks and jumps up on the 2nd turnbuckle and jumps over dropkicking Monty Brown who is barely standing on the apron. Jericho looks on as Monty hits the mat on the floor, Edge then comes in nailing Jericho from behind as he was looking on at Monty. Edge then delivers a Impaler as he then walks over to the corner and gets low ready to deliver the spear. Edge motions for him to get up as Jericho finally starts to get to his feet, Jericho then stands as Edge takes off running, Jericho turns around noticing Edge running in as he leap frogs him and Edge spears the ringpost. Edge comes stumbling out of the corner as he turns around and Jericho sweeps his legs from out under him and locks on the "Walls of Jericho". Edge begins to scream in pain and pound the mat, Monty then slides in from Jericho's backside as he double axe handles Jericho in the back as he lets go of his grip. Monty Brown helps Edge up as Edge points at Jericho and both men begin to lay the boots to Jericho. "Christian's theme" then hits as Christian comes sprinting down to the ring and Monty Brown and Edge quickly run out of the ring. Christian looks on at Edge as he is about to leave up the ramp, Christian goes over and helps Jericho up, Jericho is bent over holding his chest as Christian then takes one final look at Edge as Christian does the unthinkable and kicks Jericho in the stomach and then locks up his arms for the unprettier.]

JR: No, Christian...Don't!

[Christian then drops with Jericho, driving his head to the mat as Christian just sits there. Camera then goes to Edge as he has a huge smile on his face, Edge then hits the ring and shakes the hand of Christian as he brings him in giving him a hug.]

King: Brothers reunited!

JR: This makes me sick!

Gaffney: What a joke...

King: Gaffney..Shut it!

[Edge and Monty Brown hold Chris Jericho as he is on his knees, Christian begins yelling at him as Christian works something up and spits a big luggie in Jericho's face as he rolls down his face. Christian slaps him across the face a couple times as he gets a idea. Christian then rolls out of the ring and grabs 2 folding chair and slides them in the ring as he hands one to Edge. Edge smiles at his brother shaking his head as if he was so proud of him. Edge instructs Monty Brown to lift Jericho, Brown lifts Jericho to his feet and holds him there for a second as Christian and Edge come in with both a chair in hand and deliver a devastating "Conchairto".]

JR: Dammit, Jericho could have a concussion after something like that.

[Edge and Christian lift their chairs as Christian looks down at Jericho as the crowd boos. Edge raises both arms with a chair in one embracing all the boos, Edge then slams the chair down and looks at Jericho who is bleeding all over the place as the mat around his head is nothing but, crimson.]

[Edge, Christian, and Monty Brown proud of their work, then leave as fans throw stuff at them while in the entranceway.]

JR: Christian has sold out his best friend for his brother!

King: Blood is thicker then water...

(Back in the ring EMT’s have come in from the side of the stage along with Jericho’s wife Amy Jericho. The EMT’s checking on Jericho, due to the fact he has a bad history of concussions. Amy, who was is looking really concerned over what happened to her husband is told to stand back a bit, so the EMT’s can make sure Jericho’s alright. We then go into commercial with that and come back)


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*"You're your Fingers Snap Your Neck" by Demon Hunter started to sound out through the sound system as the fans cheered loudly. Out from the back stepped the Baddest Man on the planet himself, Tony "The Badd Boy" Ikeda. He was standing on the ramp with a stone cold face. He looked around the crowd and then finally a small smirk came across his face as he thought about what happened only a week ago. He made his way down towards the ring and rolled in. He was handed a microphone. The music started to fade out as in the center of the ring The Badd Boy stood in his jeans, and white t shirt that was underneath the nice leather jacket The Badd Boy was wearing. The Badd Boy raised the microphone to his lips.*

The Badd Boy: Well, well, well, you probably never thought it, President Mike probably never thought it, the guys in the back probably never thought it, and heck, to be honest I probably never thought it would happen, but here it was Saturday Shockwave, and The Badd Boy is back! For the very few of you who missed the pay per view, First Blood, which I doubt anybody did, I decided to bring my hello nice to meet you message to a certain sibling of mine. I've heard lots of why this, and why that, well that's what I want to address here tonight. Now King, I know you can hear me up there, blow out the candle, put on her night cap, and get comfortable, because I've got something to say. Now you all want to know why I am standing here before you all? Why did I choose that particular way to come back? Because I needed something Raw, something that would leave an Impact, something that said here comes The Badd Boy he wants to lay a Smackdown. I wanted to send Shockwaves throughout the world of wrestling, and that's exactly what I did. I chose First Blood, the biggest stage, the most fans watching, the big one, the one that I kind of owed to the President. Not that I'm going to become one of his butt kissers, but as a promoter he lost out on a great main event once, so I needed to give him something big. That's exactly what I did. The bigger question is why Wes? He has so much going on now in the company, why attack him? Was it about gold? No, win or lose I was going to come out and leave him my greeting card. You see Wes has been running around here for a long time. He's been the world heavy weight champion, he's talked about how he's the better Ikeda, or more or less the surviving Ikeda, because there was another Ikeda who was into wrestling, but was choosing to sit at home and do nothing. Well hello, here I am, away from the house, and I'm doing a whole lot more then nothing. I took my time off, I spent it with my children, being a dad is great, but it was time to return. So before I can go about my way here in the EMF and accomplish my set of goals I had to first quiet down a certain other Ikeda who thinks he is the better Ikeda. Well I decided that it's time to prove that theory. I know Angelus Archer walks around here with a paraplegic Jarred Carthallion, who is probably one day going to be healed by this new church. This new church which is just a mockery. I could stand up to the church as my brother wants me to do, but I'm tired of the small fish. I've caught them, released them, and caught them again. Rinse, lather, repeat, it gets old. What doesn't get old is spear heading a shark. Go for the big fish and show him who's really in charge of these waters. So that's my plans. In two weeks here on Shockwave it gets set in stone. We sign the contract live, and at the pay per view, the very one I got married at, the very one I won a world championship at, I show Wes Ikeda that no longer do I sit back and gimmick a match. No longer do we work hand in hand to make him look good because he needs his ego stroked and booster. As far as I'm concerned it's time to rise up and reclaim what is mine step by step, goal by goal. Wes tries to do too much, well it's time to take a moment and focus at what's really in hand, take a look at what's directly in front of you, and dear brother, that's ME! For the others in the back, before you start flapping your gums, this isn't about sibling rivalry, it's about being the best. This isn't about attacking a big name to get back out there, no matter what I do I'm the bigger name. He road my coattails once to get to where he is that that was one time too many. I just feel that we have some unfinished business, and it's time we tied up the loose ends. We finish our business at the end of this month. So Wes, pay close attention, your time draws near. When my people and I snap our fingers, I'll snap your neck. This isn't sibling rivalry, this is just proving once and for all, no two out of three, no nothing, one time, we find out who is…the better…Ikeda! Or as I see I've always known him to be…just who is…THE BADDEST!

*"The Badd Boy's Music" started to pick up again as The Badd Boy threw his microphone down and he slowly stepped out of the ring. He just walked back up the rampway and took another look around the arena before disappearing behind the curtain.*

[Scene then goes to the back as Monty Brown and Edge are walking down the hallway talking as the cameras begin to pick up what they are talking about.]

Monty Brown: You sure she is gonna go along with this?

Edge: You kidding me, I have this woman wrapped around my little finger.

[Edge looks down the hallway and notices someone and rolls his eyes in disgust as he turns back to Monty Brown.]

Edge: If you would excuse me Monty, I see another worthless EMF employee I need to talk to. I'll catch up with you later...

Monty Brown: You got man, later.

[Edge bumps fist with Monty Brown as he walks down the hallway a bit as the camera picks up Katrina Ikeda at the refreshment table as she stands with her back to Edge while she is stiring her drink. Edge gives a look up and down shaking his head and runs his hands through his hair.]

Edge: Well if beauty [Points to himself] doesn't run into the beast [Points to Katrina] AGAIN! I see you are doing your usual job of taking up space, but wheres your hubby? Wheres Wes?...[Before Katrina can answer she is cut off] Let me guess, he is throwing a temper tantrum like a 11 year old child at Toys R Us over his title loss. [Laughs]

Katrina: If you must know he is currently in the trainers room, getting worked on...You know from his world title match, but you wouldnt know anything about world titles or world title matches would ya? Oh yeah, thats right because you are to busy making your legacy of spearing a pregnant woman and attacking people from behind like Jericho.

Edge: [Laughs] All in due time, all in due time...See I dont have the belt around my waist or any belt around my waist because I haven't chose to do so yet. [Katrina makes a sarcastic face and shakes her head.] Oh don't believe me, well I'll make sure after I am walking away with the gold around to make sure to find ya in the back to tell ya "I told ya so..."

Katrina: I would love to stick around and chat, but I got more important things to do...

[Katrina begins to walk off as Edge grabs her arm aggressively and pulls her in close.]

Edge: I dont know what the hell is more important then talking to me...

Katrina: I'm sorry but, I got things to do...

Edge: You are sorry?...SORRY?!...Try apologizing to your mirror you wake up to every morning!

[Edge throws Katrina's arm as Edge turns around and walks off back to his office as Katrina looks on grabbing her arm.]

JR: What a asshole...

King: You never learn JR, do ya?!

[Edge makes it to his office as he opens the door and looks in then quickly shuts it. Edge backs up as he looks as if he saw a ghost. Edge begins to yell for medics as the EMF trainer comes running down the hallway and into the office, the medic opens the door and the camera man follows. On Edge's desk lays Monty Brown with a huge gash over his head, Monty's blood soaks some of Edge's business papers. Edge grabs one of the officials by the shirt as he tells him.]

Edge: Go get my car and pull it to the front, I am getting the hell outta here! Go! NOW!

[The EMF official then takes off running down the hallway as Edge walks in checking on Monty Brown.]

“Problem Solver” blasts on the PA system as Tomko walks to the ring along with the other two horsemen Ken Kennedy and Rob Conway. Tomko steps into the ring

JR- The former TV champion is looking to regain that title, he can’t be happy with what Edge said about Flair

King-What are the horsemen going to do about it…without Flair there isn’t even half a brain between them

Kris Gaffney-I’m surprised they can find the ring alright…

“Kincaid’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Scott Kincaid walks to the ring with the TV title

JR-Scott Kincaid is probably one of the better technical wrestlers in the EMF, but you got to wonder sometimes where his focus is

Kris Gaffney-Well you see….sometimes it’s hard to see when your heads up…

King-Anyways….

[Tomko comes into the ring and then swings for Kincaid. But Kincaid ducks under and then Kincaid hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Tomko that backs up Tomko to the ropes and then Kincaid tries to whip Tomko to the ropes. But Tomko puts on the breaks and the Kincaid tries again and then Tomko pulls Kincaid back to him and then Tomko picks up with a double hand choke and then Tomko goes over to the nearest corner and throws Kincaid into the corner and then Tomko backs up and then takes a big swing for Kincaid. But Kincaid ducks under and Tomko is in the corner and then Kincaid hits a few quick fist into the corner, weakening Tomko enough to bring him out of the corner and then Kincaid whips Tomko to the ropes and then Tomko bounces off the ropes and then Kincaid hits a standing drop kick that stumbles Tomko, but doesn't take him down and then Kincaid goes to the ropes and then bounces off and then comes off the ropes and hits a running shoulder block and then that doesn't take Tomko off his feet so Kincaid goes to the ropes and then Tomko stumbles back and then Kincaid stands there trying to think of what to do next and then he goes to the outside and climbs to the top rope and then leaps off the top rope and finally knocks Tomko his feet with a flying shoulder block. Kincaid knowing that he now has Tomko down that he needs to weaken him up more before he has a chance to win this match and then Kincaid hits the downed Tomko with a few stomps to the leg of Tomko and then Tomko gets on his knee's and then Kincaid backs to the ropes and comes off and nails a low drop kick into the face of Tomko that takes him down once again and then now that Tomko's down for a little bit Kincaid goes to the ropes and comes off the ropes and then leaps in the air and then comes down across the face of Tyson Tomko with a knee drop and then Kincaid goes into the cover and then gets the 1…………….2……..kick out. Kincaid picks up Tomko and then hits a few forearms to the face that stumble the former Television champion into the corner and then once Kincaid know s that Tomko is in the corner he starts to fire away with hard fists to the face and then whips Tomko to the ropes and then Tomko bounces off the ropes and then Kincaid lowers his head and then Tomko kicks Kincaid in the face as he bounces off and then Kincaid stumbles back in pain and then Tomko charges at Kincaid and then goes for the big boot. But Kincaid ducks it and Tomko is hanged up on the rope and then Kincaid hits a running shoulder block and Tomko goes crashing down on the arena floor. Kincaid takes his time and then waits for Tomko to get up. Tomko stumbles up and Kincaid is at the ropes and then Kincaid spring boards himself over the top rope and then Tomko catches him and then goes over and drives him into the ring post back first.]

JR-Kincaid doesn’t make too many mistakes, but that was one of them

King-You sure about that..

Kris Gaffney-Yeah I question that too, but whatever

[Tomko takes a few moments to recover and then Kincaid gets up to his feet holding his back and then Tomko comes charging and then he floors Kincaid with a clothesline that takes down Kincaid. Tomko waits for Kincaid to get up and then Kincaid stumbles to his feet and then Tomko picks up Kincaid and then drops him on the barcade and then Kincaid stumbles around and then Tomko picks Kincaid and then hits a side walk slam on the outside smashing his back. Knowing that he can not win the belt on a count out he roll Kincaid into the ring and then climbs into the ring himself and then gets ready and Kincaid stumbles up to his feet and then Tomko charges and then goes for his big boot. But Kincaid ducks under and then Tomko over shoots him and Kincaid and Tomko both turn around and Tomko is able to put Kincaid in a double handed choke before Kincaid is able to do anything and then hits a sit down front slam on Kincaid and into the cover and gets the 1………………2………kick out. Tomko gets up and then hits a few stomps on the downed Kincaid who crawls over to the ropes Tomko grabs Kincaid’s feet as he climbs up the ropes to try to get up. But then as he gets to the last rope, Tomko rips off Kincaid and then he hits hard into the mat and then Kincaid gets up and Tomko pushes him into the corner and then Tomko hits a knee lift into the corner and then Tomko measures up and nails a fist to the face of Kincaid and then the ref warns him and Tomko shrugs as he starts to choke Kincaid the ref uses his 5 count and then Tomko breaks the choke and then Tomko puts his hands up saying he didn’t break any rules and then Tomko after arguing with the ref a bit brings out Kincaid and then whips him to the ropes. Kincaid bounces off the ropes and then Tomko goes for a clothesline and then it’s ducked under by Kincaid and then Kincaid bounces off the ropes and then leaps in the air and goes for a cross body block. But it’s caught by Tomko and Tomko hits a fall away slam and goes into the cover 1………………2…….kick out by Kincaid]

JR-Tomko is focused, and when Tomko is focused with all his power he is going to be very hard to stop

King-I wonder if he ever took a look at Ashlee, that stops any man

Kris Gaffney-Oh the Ikeda jokes return

King-*starts to tear up* I missed them

[Tomko then calls for the big boot. Kincaid stumbles up and then Tomko goes for the big boot. But then Kincaid ducks under then takes down Tomko with a double leg take down and then goes to hook on the Kincaid coverleaf. Suddenly Rob Conway and Kennedy jumps on the apron and then Kincaid lets go of the attempted coverleaf lets go and then takes a swing at Conway who dodges it by jumping off the apron and he looks pissed and Kennedy much the same. Kincaid turns around right into a big boot of Tomko as he caused the distraction long enough. Tomko goes into the cover and gets a 1…………………..2………………3]

JR-Tyson Tomko has regained the Television championship!

(Conway a bit pissed about being swung at starts to take a few stomps at the downed Kincaid as the Horsemen get their shot. They beat up Kincaid pretty bad, until then finally they just stop and the Horsemen walk out of the ring victorious. A bit after Kincaid goes to the apron looking disappointed and then goes up to the ramp with his tag team title. Suddenly the Coach comes to meet Kincaid on the ramp.)

The Coach-Now after that….hard fought match up. The Coach just wants to know one thing, how does it FEEL to know that you are no longer TV champion.

(Kincaid looks at Coach pissed off, you can see the anger in his face. But instead of releasing it, he throws down the tag title and walks away with no more words. Coach looks on confused)

(OOC-I want to state that this was the original plan of what happens to Kincaid, and at the request of the RPer.)

"Not Listening" by Papa Roach hit and Wes Ikeda came out from behind the curtain. He was holding the Tag Team Title in one hand, but not wearing it. He got into the ring with his usual cocky attitude and grabbed a microphone from the ring announcer. He looked out into the crowd, and then he tossed the Tag Team Title down at his feet, and looked at it for a long moment before raising the mic to his lips to speak.

Wes Ikeda: I'm about to do something... and it isn't going to be a very good guy thing to do. However, with the recent actions by my bother it's becoming harder and harder to be a good guy around here... I know that I am labeled as one of the most paranoid people in this business. I think people are out to get me. I think that people are out to take what's mine, and I always think that people are going to side with my brother... but I have heard the whispers. I have heard the rumors. I know what's going on, and Scott Kincaid if you think that I'm not blind... if you think I haven't been around the block a few more times than you in this business than you are sadly mistaken. Look at you, you can't even hold on to the Television title. You can't even beat Tyson Tomko. Let me tell you about when I was Television Champion! Back in the day before there were stipulations in that division for low card, mid talent wrestlers like you! You keep saying you're going to give this business everything you got, and you came in and gave it all you had, and then you declined, declined, declined, and soon you will decipate into nothingness... so here's what I got to say... you can't even beat Tyson Tomko... so who the hell needs you as a Tag Team Partner? Certainly not me, especially since me and all of the smarks know that the rumors about you wanting to pledge your undying allegiance to my brother the Badd Boy are true! So I say go for it. Do you know why? Because you're no different than anyone else! Why would you want to go with the underdog? Why would you want to go with someone who is constantly trying to prove themselves? You got to go with the old tried and true... and boring like you Kincaid! You do that, prove your alligiance to my brother, but I swear to God Kincaid if you interfere in my match with my brother I will punk your ass out faster than you can blink. So here's your tag team title! Go find yourself a tag team partner that sucks as much as you do. *The fans started to boo.* My brother might just fit the bill. *The fans started to boo louder.* So you people can all boo me all you want to, but what I said before my match against Cena still rings true my passion for all of you and this business is evident every single time I step into this ring, and no matter how much you boo me... that's never going to change, and all of these assholes will see that when they have to live with the name!

Wes dropped the microphone, obviously rattled by being booed, and having to leave his rightly earned tag team title in the middle of the ring.

[Scene then goes to the back as Edge has his bags in hand waiting in the parking lot for his car, the car then comes flying in at a high rate of speed, the car then comes close to Edge as Edge jumps up on a nearby car and looks back as he car comes to a screeching hault.]

Edge: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ARE YOU DRUNK?!

[The car door the flies open as out steps someone.]

Edge: You?! What the hell are you doing here?!

[The camera then goes to the car as Dewey has blood stains all over his shirt from Monty Brown's blood, Pond then takes off running and jumps on top of Edge who was sitting on the car he jumped to from missing the car hitting him. Pond delivers right after right as Edge tries to protect himself, Pond then grabs the hair of Edge slamming it off the car hood. Finally the parking lot door flings open and Christian alongside many security officials come running into the scene as Dewey notices them and jumps back in the car he was driving and takes off in it.]

Christian: You alright, bro?!

Edge: Yea, I am good..[Edge whips the blood from his nose]

Christian: You need to get the hell outta here...

Edge: You know I would Christian, but that son of a bitch stole my car!

Christian: Come on lets get out of here...

[Edge and Christian load up in Christian's car as Edge looks over at the security team for the EMF.]

Edge: Way to go on that sorry ass excuse of security there guys, your all fired...

[Edge slams his door closed as Christian takes off in his car.]

[We go into the back where Mr. E and Matt Dragon walk out of their locker room and to the ring, suddenly in the background you see Dude Nick and Dudemeister going over strategy. They see the official for the match walking towards the ring as well. So Dude Nick and Wilsonator decide to jump Dragon and Mr. E a little early and then hit a few clubbing blows and then Dude Nick hammers away on Dragon as Wilsonator throws Mr. E against the wall and then Dude Nick and Wilsonator start to pound Dragon towards the entrance as Mr. E can’t help. Then all of a sudden CM Punk comes charging from out of no where and then clotheslines the back of the head of Dude Nick. Nick stumbles forward and then Ravage comes out of no where and attacks Wilsonator. They leave Matt Dragon and CM Punk and Ravage are on the attack as they fight through the curtain and now CM Punk and Ravage have the advantage on the slowly retreating Dude Nick and Wilsonator. They roll into the ring and then Wilsonator and Dude Nick wait as Punk and Ravage roll into the ring and then Wilsonator and Dude stomp the downed CM Punk and Ravage who are trying to get into the ring and then Wilsonator and Dude Nick get Ravage and CM Punk in opposite side corners to each other as they hammer away at each other and then Dude Nick and Wilsonator try to whip CM Punk and Ravage into each other. But they are able to change their course just enough so that they miss hitting each other and then cross over to where Wilsonator and Dude Nick are and then hit a double low drop kick into the gut and then Dude Nick and Wilsonator are in the corners now and then CM Punk and Ravage run at their respective corners and then hit a double monkey flip. Dude Nick stays down, Wilsonator gets up and then Ravage takes Wilsonator and throws him out of the ring and then goes to the outside and then on the outside Ravage gets a chair and measures up as Wilsonator is getting up by the apron and then Ravage cracks Wilsonator over the back with the chair Wilsonator doesn’t go down and then he gets thrown into the ring post in the ring CM Punk has Dude Nick hooked up for the pepsi pludge. But Matt Dragon comes on the apron and then mashes CM Punk and both Punk and Nick fall off. Matt Dragon comes into the ring and then Mr. E goes on the top rope and then leaps off the top rope for a cross body block as Dude Nick gets up and then Dude Nick catches Mr. E. Dragon then drops kicks Mr. E down into the cross body block and then he gets the 1………………..2……….kick out by Dude Nick]

King-There’s Matty D and Mr. E

JR-Mr. E and Matt Dragon finally recovered from the attack from behind earlier

Kris Gaffney-Wonder if that makes them JUST ANOTHER VICTIM?

[Ravage is fighting on the outside, while inside the ring Matt Dragon and Mr. E see that Dude Nick and CM Punk are down and then Dragon says something to Mr. E and then Matt Dragon and Mr. E go to the outside and then look under the ring and then pulls pit a few tables from under the ring and then sets them up around ring side and then looks under the ring once again and then pulls out a ladder and then Matt Dragon and Mr. E slide it into the ring and both slide into the ring and then grab both sides of the ladder as CM Punk and Dude Nick are getting up and Dragon and Mr. E charge and then smash CM Punk and Dude Nick at the same time with the ladder. Both wrestlers go down to the mat and then Dude Nick is in the corner and then Dragon and Mr. E take their shots and then Dragon backs up and then Mr. E tries to knock down the bigger Dude Nick with a clothesline as he’s whipped into him with by Mr. E. But Dude Nick only stumbles a bit, Dragon and Mr. E look around thinking of what to do and then run to the ropes and come off for what seems to be a double shoulder block. But it’s countered by Dude Nick with a double clothesline on Matt Dragon and Mr. E who roll out of the ring and then in the ring as Dude Nick yells at both Dragon and Mr. E. Behind him Ravage is getting ready and then Dude Nick turns around and then Ravage nails a drop kick to Dude Nick who falls out of the ring and then Ravage leaps out of the ring and then see’s Mr. E is getting up, Ravage then Ravage measures Mr. E up and then Ravage nails the gain of sand on Mr. E.]

JR-This is chaos?

King-Oh no, not another come back…*whines*

JR-Alright…carnage!

Kris Gaffney-Crae?......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

JR-……….

[Inside the ring CM Punk has gotten up and then set up the ladder near the ropes and then Ravage has putting Mr. E on the tables and Ravage yells for CM Punk to climb the ladder and splash him through the table Punk goes up as Ravage holds Mr. E on the table and then before he can, Matt Dragon comes back and cracks Ravage over the back. Ravage goes down in pain and then Dragon pulls Mr. E off the tables. He looks into the ring as Punk doesn’t notice, because Wilsonator has climbed to the other side of the ring ladder and is trading fists and doesn’t notice what happened to his tag team partner or that Mr. E’s no longer on the table and then seeing this Dragon slides into the ring and then goes the ropes. Bounces off and then hits a shoulder block to the ladder that makes it tip over and Wilsonator and Punk go crashing into the tables. Dragon although hurt, smells blood and heads towards the wreckage of tables as he see’s Wilsonator who over shot the table and isn’t in the wreckage of what was the table. Wilsonator stands up, pretty much out on his feet and then turns around into the breath of fire by Dragon. Dragon goes into the cover and gets the 1………………….2………..CM Punk tries to break it up….but can’t as the final 3 goes down and Dragon rolls away]

JR-My God what carnage, and I’m sure this is only a taste of what we will see when the Extreme tourney kicks off, good night everyone

(Shockwave goes off the air with a shot of the recovering superstars who are only now trying to start to get to their feet after that hardcore match)