| Scouting Report |
| Shoots like a god Outside |
| Brian Cook is clearly the next Shaq inside the paint |
| As far as driving ability goes...all I got to say...just get out of the way |
| Gets to the line |
| he's never missed a free throw..EVER |
| Likes the three but tends to force them up. But that's alright, because he makes 99.9% of them! |
| When it comes to passing, Jason Kidd got nothing on Cook |
| Offensive Rebounds...man, is this crazy or what...maybe no one noticed Gates jacked up his rating |
| Same with defensive rebounds, SHOW ME PROOF HE CHEATED |
| Alright, He lies, He Cheats, He Steals!! I said it...happy?!?!?! |
| Turnovers?! He doesn't even know the meaning of the word, it's like the ball is glued to him or something |
| Always blocks shots |
| Would be a point guard, if he wasn't too big for the position |
| BEST DEFENSIVE PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE!!! RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!! |
| Most Gatesified player EVER |
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| Player Contract |
| Year 1 | 1.99 |
| Year 2 | 2.16 |
| Year 3 | 2.33 |
| Year 4 | 0.00 |
| Year 5 | 0.00 |
| Year 6 | 0.00 |
| Total | 6.48 |
Player Attributes |
| Loyalty | To Gates Only!!! |
| Play for Winner | Very Low |
| Playing Time | Very Low |
| Security | Very Low |
| Coach | Average |
| Tradition | Poor |
Player Awards |
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| Player Highs |
| Category | Season | Playoff | Career | Playoff |
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| points | 20 | 0 | 20 | 0 |
| rebounds | 12 | 0 | 12 | 0 |
| assists | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| steals | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| blocks | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| double double | 2 | | 2 | |
| triple double | 0 | | 0 | |
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