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Get Up, Get Up, Get Up .. Drop The Bombshell! |
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::Forward:: Hey guys, this is just going to be the place where I run my mouth about what I think of CWF and what's going on in it to this very point. I'm the new Dudley Boyz here, I was on staff but Dean-O fired me.. we just weren't "connecting" as a staff unit! Well, I'm back now as the Dudleys and what better fed to have as my last e-fed probably, than CWF! Anyways, I2I is comin' up soon and it's looking to be massive. We already have 28 or so RPs and the event isn't for about five more days, so it's lookin' to be great! Some solid matches as well, Taz versus RVD for the World Title is going to be off the hook! As well, some great talent here, so most of the matches should be good and close... sucks for Dean to pick the winners! Well, good luck to everybody in all their matches and everybody in the 7 way Run-In Tag Team Titles match... which I will now write a promo for :-) Enjoy. ::End Forward:: The scene opens up inside of a large gym facility. As the camera moves through the building, we can see many young superstars, training in the multiple gym areas. As we move into a different room, a wrestling school is in session. Young boys and girls, mostly around age 12-14 are in the ring and are being trained by a local wrestler. They are learning how to take moves and how to land and different things like that. As the camera moves into a different section of the very large gym, we see body builders and even a couple big name wrestlers doing some weight training and a few in separate rings, practising wrestling moves and creating new moves and such. As the camera moves closer to the furthest door in the room, we can hear screaming and what sounds to be, bodies hitting the floor - HARD. The cameraman slowly opens the door, exposing a wrestling ring in the middle of the room. As the door opens more widely, we can see the Dudley Boyz in the center of the ring - beating down on some jobber! ' MASTER OF THE TABLES ' Bubba Ray Dudley : D-VON?! GET THE TABLES!We see Bubba Dudley push his half-brother D'Von and yell out this outrageous quote! D'Von Dudley climbs out of the ring and dives underneath it. Eventually he pulls out a folded up, wooden table! D'Von brings it back into the ring, where him and Bubba set it up. The jobber that was laying on the mat is now getting back to his feet, but that was probably a mistake for him! He turns around and WHAM... 3D THROUGH THE TABLE! Damnit.. those damn Dudley's with yet another victim, and their match isn't until next week! Another jobber steps up, through the ropes - but this guy is much bigger, stronger and more ripped than the last. The man steps into the ring.. ' MASTER OF THE TABLES ' Bubba Ray Dudley : You think you're a big tough guy, don't ya? Well, it'll take a hell of a lot to take down the Dudley's! See son, we have a huge match at Insult 2 Injury.. a 7 Way Tag Team Run-In match for the Tag Team titles! Do you really think that you can compete with the next CWF Tag champs? Come on now, get serious you assclown! ' TESTIFY ' D' Von Dudley : Oh Testify to that, Brother Bubba! See son, those other six tag teams don't stand a chance in hell, so why do you think that you do either? We're a legendary tag team, former tag team champions and after Insult 2 Injury, we'll be the next CWF Tag team champs! Now bring your sorry ass into this ring, so we can put you through a damn table! The jobber runs at Bubba and D'Von, but they side step him and throw him over the top rope! The jobber gets angry and comes back into the ring, only to receive a few right hands from D'Von, then a "Shake, Rattle and Role" from Bubba Dudley! Eventually they get another table and set it up in the ring, however this time Bubba Dudley gets up to the top rope and powerbombs him through the table! As all this is going on, Michael Cole has entered the room and after the annihilation of the jobber is over, Bubba notices him standing at ringside. He tells his half brother D'Von and the two hop out of the ring and towel off, before moving over to where Michael Cole is ready and waiting, for an interview. ' FROSTY HAIRED ' MICHAEL COLE : Bubba.. D' Von, let me ask you guys, what the hell are you doing? Those young men are training to become the next CWF superstars and you're completely ruining their chances by putting them through those damn tables! What are you guys thinking?! ' MASTER OF THE TABLES ' Bubba Ray Dudley : What are we thinking? Michael, I'll tell you what we're thinking. See at Insult 2 Injury, the Dudley Boyz are in a 7 Way Run-In match. That means that we will be pitted against six other tag teams... twelve other men, in a match to become the CWF Tag team champions. See, we really want to win this match, but we understand that those other twelve men are wanting to achieve the same goal as us. That's where the Dudley's stepped up though. See all the other tag teams are out parading and partying, and doing promos about how they might win this match. But the Dudley's, we're here in the gym, training, practicing and preparing ourselves for this match. ' TESTIFY ' D' Von Dudley : Oh TESTIFY! See Michael, we look at it this way. These fine, young athletes may be the heros and champions of the CWF in future years... but in order to become the top superstars in this business, they have to learn things the hard way and indeed, start at the very bottom. That's what the Dudley's are teaching these men. Not only are we preparing ourselves for the countless amounts of people we're going to be putting through tables, but we're also teaching these superstars how to take a bump, and how to be 3D'ed through a table! Hahaha, because some day Cole, they may be the next victims! ' FROSTY HAIRED ' MICHAEL COLE : I still don't understand though. Yeah, you have a big match coming up at Insult 2 Injury, but how does putting young, up and coming superstars through tables, help you prepare for your match? I mean, it's not like it's a tables match or anything... ' MASTER OF THE TABLES ' Bubba Ray Dudley : Let me explain this to you a little better Michael. See, we do WHAT we want to do, and WHEN we want to do it. There isn't a damn person that can change that, not you, not the CWF superstars and not the authorities. When we feel like putting bodies through tables, then we're going to come down to this very gym, and proceed to put people through some damn tables. Oh and you're right Michael, our match at Insult 2 Injury isn't a tables match, but for our opponents sake, it may as well be. See, D' Von and I have just been signed to deals here in the CWF and we're going to do everything in our power to gain those damn belts. We've been put in a 7 way tag match for the titles and we feel that we need to get the feeling back of putting people through tables, because no matter if we win the titles, or lose the titles, we're putting some damn bodies through some damn tables! Got that Cole? ' FROSTY HAIRED ' MICHAEL COLE : Yeah I understand that Bubba, now let me move onto my next question. As you mentioned, you will be facing off against six other tag teams, in a run-in style matchup. I'm sure that you're wrestled against most of these teams and I'm sure that you guys have never wrestled against others. Please tell me what is going through both of your minds, when you think of each of the other six teams involved in this match. ' TESTIFY ' D' Von Dudley : Michael, I really don't think it matters who's in the match at Insult 2 Injury. It doesn't matter to the Dudley's who we've faced in the past and who we haven't faced. Knowing you're opponents isn't as big of a deal, as wanting this match more. I can tell you that each team has their own strengths and weaknesses and each team can win on any given day, so the winner of this match will come down to who wants it most. I can tell you right now Cole, we want this match damn badly and we want to hold those titles high above our head once again, so you can guarentee that the Dudley's will be on top of their game, ready to kick ass and ready to put somebody through some damn tables! ' FROSTY HAIRED ' MICHAEL COLE : So do you have any words about the six tag teams you'll be facing? I mean, do you care to comment on BookDust, the nWo, Positively Perfect, the Dark Angles, the Superheros or the Holly cousins? Any words at all, regarding them and the match at Insult 2 Injury? ' MASTER OF THE TABLES ' Bubba Ray Dudley : Cole, are you trying to piss us off, or are you really that stupid? ' FROSTY HAIRED ' MICHAEL COLE : Whaddya mean Bubba? ' MASTER OF THE TABLES ' Bubba Ray Dudley : Did you not just hear what my brother D' Von told you? He was exactly right when he said that "It Doesn't Matter Who's In This Match". Each team has as good of a chance at winning the tag titles, as the others. The winner will be come down to the team that wants to win this match the most. The winner will be the team that is obviously most dedicated to winning the tag titles, no matter of past victories over other teams or not. Cole, get your head out of your ass and realize that this isn't a matter of who's better than who and who's beaten up who... this is a matter of who wants the tag titles most and who WANTS TO GO THROUGH SOME DAMN TABLES. The Dudley's, who seem irritated by Cole's interview turn their backs to the interviewer and start walking away. They disappear into the locker room as the camera pans back to Michael Cole. ' FROSTY HAIRED ' MICHAEL COLE : Those Damn Dudleys! The scene fades out. |
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