' I D o I t F o r M y P e e p s '

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-Forward *FLASHBACK* ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM! THE ROCK PINS.. 1.. 2.. CHRISTIAN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! Christian is back in the ring he takes The Rock.. turns him backwards.. UNPR.. THE ROCK PUSHES HIM INTO JERICHO AND BOTH MEN GO TUMBLING TO THE OUTSIDE. All 4 men are on the outside. The Rock takes Jericho and begins punching him around ringside while Charlie Haas goes and searches underneath the ring. The Rock is clearing the announce table.. their is too much action to watch at once.. CHARLIE HAAS PULLS OUT A LADDER! THE CROWD GO NUTS! THIS ISN'T NO HOLDS BARRED BUT THE REF IS LETTING IT GO FOR NOW.. The Rock pulls Jericho up onto the table.. Jericho is fighting back with punches to The Rock.. HAAS RUNS AT CHRISTIAN WITH THE LADDER.. CHRISTIAN TRIPS HAAS AND THE LADDERS FACE FIRST INTO THE POST.. MEANWHILE.. ROCK BOTTOM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCETABLE! ALL MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT EITHER WITH EXHAUSTION OR PAIN! The ref stands in the ring looking ar the carnage.. he calls for the bell.. what is his decision? The Fink stands up with a mic..'The Announcer' The Fink : As a result of a double disqualification.. this match is a draw! The crowd don't know whether to boo because The Rock lost or cheer because of the display put on! *END FLASHBACK* What a main event. What a way to end the biggest main event in CWF history so far. The Rock and Charlie Hass battled Christian and Chris Jericho to a draw and let me tell you, bodies were bruised, battered and careers could have been ended, but that won't stop any of these men because in only a week time they will get back into the ring, Why Too Jay versus The Rock for the CWF World title in a Barbed Wire match and Christian versus Charlie Hass for the Intercontinental title in a Ladder match! Vengeance is going to be off the hook with both these matches being co-main events! Will these men be able to make it to Vengenace or will their bodies support the beating they have and will go through? Well let's sure as hell hope so because these are four of the top superstars in the company and they HAVE to put on spectacular performances night in and night out, especially at the next pay per view, VENGEANCE! End Forward- The scene fades in, Chris Jericho and Christian are riding in a car, down a busy highway. The two are busy chatting away, but we don't have an audio feed so their conversation cannot be heard. The car swerves off the highway and down a street. As the car is followed further and further away from humanity, you can only wonder where these two are off to. The car turns in to a large, empty lot. The audio feed comes in as the two are directed towards a parking area. They climb out of the car. Chris Jericho 'KING OF THE WORLD' : Dude why the hell are we here? I don't want to be at some gold mine, why the hell did you drag me on this? Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Because I had to listen to you whine about getting your sleep up in your hotel room last night! So now I've elected that you come on this journey with me, now stop complaining and let's go! Jericho disagrees with why he's here, but he follows Christian anyways. The two walk down a long, winding path. Chris Jericho is behind Christian and he keeps on whining and complaining about getting his $1 000 000 attire dirty! Christian doesn't listen, he's focused on something, but what could it be... and why the hell is he at a gold mine?! Finally the two make it to their destination, they meet up with the head miner from this mine and he greets the two. Mike 'I LOVE GOOOOOOOLD' : Hey boys, I'm Mike and I'll be going down into the mine today! You must be Christian and you're Chris Jericho right? ... Excellent! Well, I'm going to get you guys to change into some different clothing, suitable for going down underground with, there's a locker room that each of you can use just over that way. When you're finished I'll meet you guys back here! The two take the mining clothing and walk into the changeroom. A few minutes the two reappear with the new attire on, Jericho looks pissed off and he can't believe what he's wearing! He attempts to say something, but Christian punches him. The two follow Mike into an opening. They step into an elevator shaft and start to ride down, down, down into the earth! Chris Jericho 'KING OF THE WORLD' : So why are we going into a gold mine again? We both have big matches this week at Vengeance, shouldn't we be traning or something? Christian I'm the next CWF World champion and you're the next Intercontinental champion! There is no way in hell that I should be down in a damn mine shaft with you and a bunch of assclowns, I don't want to get dirty! Jesus christ!! Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Geeze Chris, lighten up! I'm doing a favour for the both of us. See, even though we're both going to win gold at Vengeance, I thought.. why wait and get us some now! Then we can go for a night on the town, you know like a warm-up for when we receive our championships and when we go party after the match! It'll be great, then we'll have gold coming into the match and we won't have to worry about choking because our matches are for championships! Chris Jericho 'KING OF THE WORLD' : Christian I like how you think... Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Really?! Chris Jericho 'KING OF THE WORLD' : NO! Get me off this damn thing! HELP... HEEEELP! Jericho starts rocking the elevator, trying to escape as they're lowered down into the ground. Mike 'I LOVE GOOOOOOOLD' : Chris please stop that, you'll get us all killed! Hey, I have a deal for you. Since you don't want to take part in gold mining today, I'll let you do something else down there. We have full electricity and cable running down the mine shafts, we have a VCR and we have several wrestling videos, because most of the miners are wrestling fans. So if you'd like you can watch previous wrestling matches and try and learn The Rock's weaknesses if you'd like? Jericho lets out a long sigh, as the elevator slowly comes to a stop. The three men get off the elevator and start walking through the already dug tunnel. Mike guides Jericho into another part of the tunnel, where a TV, VCR and a stack of movies are set up. Y2J pulls a chair up, sits down and immediately lets out another sigh! He flicks the TV on as the camera zooms back to where Mike and Christian are. Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Don't mind him, he's just stressed because of his big World title match this week! Mike 'I LOVE GOOOOOOOLD' : Yeah that's what I figured. You've got a huge match this week too, but you don't seem stressed at all about it... Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Why should I be? I mean look who I'm facing, a champstain named Charlie Hass. He thinks he's some kind of Olympic Hero or something? Let me tell you something, that dorkchop is just leaching off the success of his mentor Kurt Angle. Yeah maybe he's the Intercontinental champion, but he won't be holding that belt for much longer. I mean look at me compared to that reekazoid, I'm definitely 10 times better and more athletic than that assclown! Plus, I'll have the support of my PEEPS at Vengeance... unfortunately Hass won't have any support because all his "Hass-O-Maniacs" ... oh wait he doesn't have any. HA! Mike 'I LOVE GOOOOOOOLD' : I definitely agree with you, I don't know one single person that is a fan of Charlie Hass. He's Intercontinental champion by fluke and you're sure as hell going to take that title away from him! Now... how about we get started? The two start walking down the long tunnel. Eventually they make it to a spot that looks like it hasn't been mined yet. They pick up shovels and picks and start chopping away at the ground. The two work for several minutes, finding only small bits of gold and fools gold and such. Chris Jericho appears about 30 minutes later, with a shovel and pick in hand. He explains that he thought over Christian's idea and decided that he'd rather find some gold, to take his mind off the match for a while. They dig for a long while, still only finding small bits of gold. Chris Jericho 'KING OF THE WORLD' : Damnit Mike when are we going to find some damn gold? I've been digging for about an hour and I've gotten nothing so far, what about you Christian? Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Shh-yeah, when are we going to find some damn gold? This is a rip-off! Mike 'I LOVE GOOOOOOOLD' : In time my friends, the more you dig, the faster you'll find something! They continue to dig, deeper and deeper into the earth until both men stop at the exact same time! They stop and turn to each other, as both have hit something hard. The put their shovels back into the ground and sure enough, Christian and Why Too Jay both have struck gold! They both yank two large pieces out of the earth and start running around as if they've just won a million dollars... wait I guess the sum of the gold they found could add up... ANYWAYS! They hug each other, in a non sexual way and start prancing around, again in a non sexual way. Mike offers to have the gold molded for them, so they pick up their stash and head back up the long elevator. Finally they make it back to the "real world" and Mike leads the two superstars to a different building. Their gold is dipped into a very hot substance, the two wait outside as the gold is cooked and molded. Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Dude they're actually making us championship belts, just like what we'll be getting at Vengeance! Dude I can't wait, Vengeance is going to be great. The King Of Cool is going to become the next Intercontinental champion, when I beat that dorkchop Charlie Hass and the King Of The World is going to become the World champ, when you beat that assmonkey.. Rocky! Chris Jericho 'KING OF THE WORLD' : Christian this was a great idea... I can't wait till they finish my belt! This is going to be a warmup, a prelude of what's to come in the near future! Now I'll be ready and know what the feeling is going to be like when I beat Rock! The guy returns about five or ten minutes later. When he approaches Christian and Jericho, he is holding two massive gold-belt shaped objects, which have straps around them! Christian is engraved into one of the pieces of gold and Chris Jericho is engraved into the other. The two can't believe it! They grab the pieces of gold and start parading around the site! The scene fades out. -------- The scene fades in a few hours later. The camera focuses on the busy streets of Cardiff City. A black limo zooms by and the camera focuses and follows it down the street. As the camera zooms in, we can see two large figures pearing out of the top of the limo! Wait.. that's Christian and Chris Jericho! The two are shouting out things, but the camera can't make out their shouts. They seem to be excited and are hoisting their fake championship belts out of the top of the limo! Standbyers are looking at the limo and the two superstars as if they are crazy, I guess you could say that they are though! Christian and Jericho are pretending that they have won their matches already and have pieces of gold that they found down under the earth, hoisted up in the air that have been molded into championship belts! These two guys claim that they are preparing themselves for their celebration after CWF Vengeance! -End Word CWF Vengeance is next week, live on Pay Per View! As the event draws closer, we can only wonder if Christian and Chris Jericho are really on top of the CWF. They claim that they are the two most dominant superstars in the industry and they are in fact fighting for the two most prestigious belts in the company. However, The Rock will try to stop Chris Jericho from accomplishing his dream of becoming CWF World champ and Charlie Hass is going to try and retain his Intercontinental title against Christian. Will Christian and Why Too Jay be able to overcome their two competitors, or will Hass and Rocky be the better men on this night? Be sure to tune into CWF Vengeance, live from Cardiff City on Tuesday, July 15th, 2003! PEACE! End Word- |
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