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*FLASHBACK TO SMACKDOWN* Both men wrench back and Steiner begins to scream in pain. Christian lets go as does Cena. Cena pulls Steiner up and whips him into the ropes.. DOUBLE FLAPJACK! This is just a 2 on 1 assalt! Christian gets up and holds his hand out for a high 5 but Cena refuses and instead orders to get Steiner out. Cena picks Steiner up by the head and runs towards the ropes.. STEINER IS ELIMINATED.. WAIT CHRISTIAN IS NOT HAPPY.. HE TUMBLES CENA OVER THE TOP ROPE! CHRISTIAN HAS DONE IT JUST LIKE THAT! Christian didn't like Cena not high 5'ing him but now he has the biggest smile in the world. Cena is furious as he is taken backstage. *END FLASHBACK* So just like that Christian is the #1 Contender for the Intercontinental title! But, come this week's Smackdown! he'll have a much bigger task on his hands, than John Cena and Scott Steiner. This week Christian will be teaming with his good friend Chris Jericho to take on the team of Intercontinental Champion, Charlie Hass and the People's Champion, The Rock! This is going to be an absolutely amazing Main Event,

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The scene fades in to a live CWF show, only days before CWF Smackdown! Two CWF jobbers are in the ring trying to make a name for themselves, putting on a great show for the live audience. The match is going back and forth and the fans seem to be enjoying it until

# CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! AT LAST YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN! #

What? What the hell is this?! The two young men in the ring stop their match and look up at the entrance way with confused looks as Christian steps through the curtains! He motions for somebody from the back as he walks down the ramp. Soon after a bunch of men hauling furniture and things start following Christian to the ring! The men climb into the ring and within a few seconds the ring is reconfigured into a talk show scene! Christian grabs a microphone as the two guys just stand there with confused looks.

Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : You two are through here, go hit the showers!

The two men don’t know what to do, they just stand in the ring giving Christian a weird look.

Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Hey I said you assclowns are finished here, get the hell out of the damn ring! NOW!!

The two men still don’t move, so Christian attacks them both! He gets them both solid kicks then delivers a DOUBLE DDT! He then throws the two inexperienced superstars out of the ring. He picks up the microphone and dusts his expensive attire off!

Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Hey everybody listen up! I’m sure you all know my tag partner Chris Jericho has a show called the Highlight Reel, well I took his show into consideration and decided to make my own show! You are all now witnessing the PEEP SHOW! Over to my left here, this is one damn expensive television!

Christian walks over to the flat screen TV and starts rubbing the edge of the screen.

Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : This my friends is the Peep-Tron 5000! It’s one hell of a flat screen TV, it’ll have the Peep Of The Night, at the end of the show! However, onto more important business. See, this week on Smackdown! I have a tag match with Chris Jericho, against two reekazoids named The Rock and Charlie Hass. Well peeps, live here tonight let me introduce you my first guest on the Peep Show, none other than one of my opponents – CHARLIE HASS!

The music of Charlie Hass starts to play and the fans immediately jump to their feet and start a "YOU SUCK" chant! Christian is in the ring, chuckling to himself as Charlie Hass starts to walk through… wait a damn minute, that’s not Charlie Hass! A midget, dressed like Hass walks onto the stage! The fans start laughing as the midget walks to the ring, yelling, taunting and waving his own gold medals around!! Finally the midget makes it into the ring and grabs a microphone of his own. The midget Hass attempts to speak, but Christian just laughs. He even falls onto the ground because he’s laughing so hard!

Charlie Hass 'HASS OF MIDGETS' : You think that our match is going to be a joke Christian? You think that I’m a joke Christian? I ought to kick your ass right now boy! I'm a superb wrestler and Intercontinental champion to boot! You and your little friend Chris Jericho think you are the Kings of this world? Well, news flash, you both are NOTHING! You are nothing to any of these fans, nothing to me and you've accomplished NOTHING compared to Charlie Hass! I'm a friggen CWF IC champion, do you hold that honour Christian? I ought to kick your punk ass right here!

Christian is still laughing. He’s finally back on his feet and tries to calm himself down, so he can reply to the midget’s threats!

Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : You… you think you’re going to kick my ass? Look at you! You think that I'm nothing compared to you? Hey ass-breath, YOU'RE nothing compared to Christian, I’m a freakin’ legend!! I should curbstomp your ass right now, just for talking to me like that! Charlie you claim you're a great Intercontinental champion? Well, you holding onto that damn title is nothing even compared to me having all my damn PEEPS! This is my show, I call the shots, the fans love ME… and there is no way in hell that I’m going to let you walk around here and tell me you’re going to kick my ass, on MY damn show!

Christian kicks the midget of Charlie Hass in the gut, then twists him around. He nails the UNPRETTIER on the midget of Hass, then gets up and laughs at him! He picks up the microphone again.

Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Hass you aren’t anything! You’re a nobody and this whole world knows it. I’m a GOD and you’re just a damn fool that lives in my world! Hass you're little threats don't scare me. You can run around like a damn chicken with your head cut off all you want. You can scream to the world to love you because you hold the CWF Intercontinental title, but none of that really matters to me. You know that I'm going to kick your ass this week on Smackdown! and when the time comes, I'm going to take that damn title from you! I'm a legend, a king...  A GOD! I love me and the peeps love me! Charlie, I'm just patiently waiting for the time to come! When Chris Jericho and I reunite this week on Smackdown, you and your little boyfriend Rocky won't have a damn chance in hell! Get the hell of my show you asshole, you don't deserve to be on the PEEP SHOW!

The midget of Hass attempts to get up but Christian kicks him in the head. He lifts up the midget and throws him over the top rope. He laughs to himself then picks the mic back up.

Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Now for all my peeps around the world that are just tuning in, let me show you this footage once again! Roll that damn clip guys, because that was classic!

The camera zooms in on the “Peep-Tron 5000” as the footage rolls. We watch again as the midget of Hass starts to talk about Christian and how he’s going to kick his ass on Smackdown! The footage rolls forwards and shows Christian to go on and speak about Hass' threats about the match and how Christian is going to totally steal the IC title away from Hass when the time comes! The video then rolls on to show Christian kick the midget in the gut, hit an Unprettier then throw his ass out of the ring! The video ends and zooms back to where Christian is standing, laughing his ass off at the footage!

Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Ladies and gentlemen, that isn’t all my guests tonight though! No, no, no! Let me introduce my next guest to the Peep Show… my other opponent in this tag team match, the self proclaimed People's Champion, The Rock!

The camera zooms onto the TitanTron when the $30 000 entrance begins! The Rock's music hits through the arena, but instead of the People's Champion walking through the curtains, a midget dressed like Rocky steps onto the stage! Christian, as well as all the fans begin to laugh as the midget makes his way to the ring. He finally climbs into the ring and grabs his own microphone, ready to address his opponent Christian and the fans watching around the world!

The Rock 'PEOPLE'S MIDGET' : Christian, you claim that you have all your fans? And that you're a damn legend? Well son, you haven't proved anything to The Rock yet! I'm a multiple time Tag, World, Intercontinental champion... I've done it all Christian! Hell I could hang up my boots and I'm not even 30 years old yet! I've done more in the past few years, then you will ever do in your entire career. Christian you talk about how Charlie Hass is a nothing compared to you... well he is pretty much a nothing, but compared to The Rock - son you don't even compare to The Rock! I'm the legend around here, not you and sure as hell not your damn friend Chris Jericho.

Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Yeah, yeah, whatever you say buddy. I know you're a multiple champion, I know you're a great superstar and I know you have the people behind you. You know Rocky, it was actually you that inspired me to come here to CWF. I know you're trail of success is very long, so I did some research about you. I watched some past promos you cut and I decided to come to CWF to be like The Rock, but since I've been here I think that I've been BETTER than The Rock! Rocky, I think you're jealous of Christian! Now that the People have converted into PEEPS.. you have nobody! I'm stealing the spotlight from you Rock, so you better get damn used to it! But Rocky wait, let's not fight out here on the Peep Show. I think you're very gifted and a great entertainer and I love that one line you do.. you know about smelling what you've cooking? Could you do that for me once, live here on the Peep Show?!

The Rock 'PEOPLE'S MIDGET' : You want me to do the "line"? Well Christian, I guess since this is the first ever Peep Show, I could do that for you. I guess that line would get you great ratings wouldn't it?

The midget clears his throat, lifts the microphone into the air and above his head and proceeds with the "line"!

The Rock 'PEOPLE'S MIDGET' : IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAOOOOWWW WHAT THE ROCK.... IS COOKIN'!

Christian falls over laughing and all his peeps are howling in laughter as well! The midget of The Rock doesn’t look to pleased, but Christian is obviously having a fantastic time in the ring! Finally he regains his footing and tries to pull himself together, to address Cena.

Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : That was off the hook Rocky! But unfortunately we ain’t gon’ be in an acting contest on Smackdown! we’ll be facing off in a wrestling match. But in the wrestling business, being an actor won't get you anywhere, it won’t make you successful! You may think you’re a king or something, but in this ring Christian is your GOD! I’m a damn legend and as funny as you may be, you ain’t nothing to me! You deserve an ass kicking my friend and come Smackdown! I’ll be here to deliver one to you and that punk-ass Charlie Hass! And speaking of Charlie Hass, for that matter his IC title won't be around his waist for very much longer! As soon as my shot comes up, seeing as how I'm the #1 contender for the belt, I'll be stealing that title from around his waist and that belt will find a new home around the waist of THE KING OF COOL!

Christian drops the mic and grabs the unsuspecting midget. He flips him over and hits an UNPRETTIER! That’s the second time Christian has hit his finishing move, this time on the midget of The Rock however. He lifts The Rock up and tosses him over the top rope, in the same spot that he threw the midget of Hass. He then raises his arms as if he’s one a damn match and prances around the ring, as if he’s on top of the world! The scene fades out.

-End Word

CWF Greed is getting even closer! We are only just weeks away before the CWF pay per view spectacular, but before Greed will be making a stop at Old Trafford in Manchester, England.. part of the CWF UK Tour, for Smackdown! The card is shaping up nicely with many massive matches scheduled, especially the Hour 2 Main Event! Chris Jericho and Christian will team up to take on The Rock and Charlie Hass in a spectacular main event tag match! The Rock and Chris Jericho already have a match set for Greed, both will be aiming to become the first ever World Champion when they meet for the title at the Pay Per View. Charlie Hass and Christian also have a date for the pay per view, when Charlie Hass will put his Intercontinental title up for grabs against the self proclaimed KING OF COOL, because Christian earned his title shot last week after defeated Cena and Steiner! Be sure to tune into Smackdown! this week because it'll be explosive! PEACE!

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