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-Forward CWF Raw is shaping up to be a great event. All the talent that the CWF possesses is amazing and how they are able to exploit their talent week in and week out is even more impressive. Some of the biggest names in the game will collide this week on Raw, including The Hurricane and Kane versus HBK and Rhyno, Kurt Angle versus Charlie Hass, John Cena versus Chris Jericho, Steve Austin versus Nathan Jones, The Rock versus Triple H, Sean O'Haire versus Sting and in the Main Event, Buff Bagwell versus Rob Van Dam! Also on the card, Christian is set to debut against the Genetic Revolution, known as Batista! Both men are looking to start of their career here in CWF with a bang, but only one man can walk out a winner… well unless they draw! But that’s not what either man wants, they want to WIN! So, live on Raw this week Christian and Batista will duke it out in a brutal, vicious match with one man walking out the sole owner of their FIRST win here in CWF! Be sure to tune in because it’ll be a fantastic show.End Forward-The
screen opens up as a black, empty screen. Then out of nowhere,
a man jumps across the screen, followed by the words "CROCODILE
DUNDEE"! A video clip plays, previewing some clips of Mick
Dundee jumping on top of crocodiles and wrestling them to the
ground! The video goes on for a few minutes, showing various
clips. Finally the video stops and we return to a blank screen.
Then, the feed lights up in the streets of Denver, Colorado,
the site of CWF Raw for this week! However, Raw isn't the only
event happening in Denver this week, because Crocodile Dundee
has landed in the state! He walks into the view of the camera. Mick Dundee 'CROCODILE DUNDEE' : G'day mates! I'm Mick Dundee and do we have an adventure for you today! I have flown all the way from Australia and instead of Croc hunting, today I'm going to the Denver Zoo to show you some of the most beautiful creatures here in Denver! I have a special guest today as well! Seeing that CWF Raw will be in Denver, let me introduce CWF superstar... CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN!? Well, Christian walks into the view of the camera and shakes hands with Mick! Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Mr. Dundee, it's truly an honour sir! You're my idol.. you know the way you kick those crocodile's asses! Just like what's going to happen with the King Of Cool steps into the ring with Batista this week! Mick Dundee laughs as the scene fades out. We fade back in a few minutes later, this time at the sight of the Denver Zoo! The two hosts of this adventure are inside the Zoo as the camera zooms in on them. Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : G'day Mates! Pftt, yeah... you heard me! Anyways, Mick and I are here at the Denver Zoo and we're going hunting, hunting to find... *duh, duh, duh* Batista's realitives! Let's go.
Mick Dundee 'CROCODILE DUNDEE' : What we have here are some baboons! Baboons are the largest members of the monke family, possessing heads with long, naked, dog-like muzzles. Some species have patches of bright red, blue or purple skin on their face, chest or rump. Depending on the species, baboons weigh approximately 14 to 40 kb with females being about half the size of males! Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Mick I'm convinced! Mick Dundee 'CROCODILE DUNDEE' : What? What are you talking about, convinced about what Christian? Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : I'm convinced that this is one of Batista's brothers or sisters. I mean look how ugly this thing is and compared to how ugly Batista is, they have to be related! I'm sure of it. Mick Dundee 'CROCODILE DUNDEE' : Ugly? Christian this is a beautful creature! I mean look at those teeth, their simply amazing! Baboons are a wonderful creature! Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : I guess you haven't seen their brother Batista then! The two continue on through the zoo, with Mick pointing out animals and naming off random facts about them and Christian making comments about Batista and how much he looks like half of the animals in the zoo! They approach a pond with a hippopotamus occupying it! The hippo is laying on a huge rock, just "tanning" in the sun! Christian
'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS'
: That's got to be Batista's father, I can see Dave Batista
in him fully! Batista is just as lazy, just as much of a slob
and just as ugly! That's how Batista's going to end up after
our match Mick Dundee 'CROCODILE DUNDEE' : Well you are right that Hippo's are very lazy mammals! That's partly because they can weight up to 7000 pounds! Hippopotamus' are extremely large animals, so they usually just lay around in the sun, but they are admirable swimmers! Hippos can swim very well and can dive for periods of around two minutes, in fact hippo's babies are usually born and nursed underwater! Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Wow that's amazing Mick! I didn't know Hippos could actually move their bodies, I guess that they aren't related to Batista after all! Yeah, they just look alike, because everybody knows that Batista can't move around that well! He's a beast alright and he's slow as hell! You know Mick, I could probably watch a full episode of one of your shows before he could make his lardy ass to the damn ring! Mick Dundee 'CROCODILE DUNDEE' : Is that so? Geez, I should meet this man! I could write a documentary about him, "The Slowest Mammal Alive"! It would be a best seller! Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : I'd buy it Mick and I'm sure all my peeps would buy it too! The
two continue to walk through the park, until they reach an exhibit
displaying some talking parrots! Mick Dundee 'CROCODILE DUNDEE' : Talking parrots are amazing creatures, but they don't really talk! Parrots don't know how to speak for themselves, in fact they only mimic what somebody else says. They can be taught to say different sayings but mostly, talking parrots only mimic what you say to them. The camera zooms in on Christian who seems to be enjoying himself! Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Christian Rocks! Bluey 'TALKING PARROT' : Bawk, Christian Rocks! Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : I'm one of Christian's peeps! Bluey 'TALKING PARROT' : Bawk, I'm one of... bawk, Christian's peeps! Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Christian is so, totally going to win at Raw! Bluey 'TALKING PARROT' : Bawk, Christian is so, totally... bawk, going to win... bawk, at Raw! Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Batista is fat, slow, and ugly and is going to lose! Bluey 'TALKING PARROT' : Bawk, Batista is fat, slow... bawk, and ugly... bawk, and is going to lose! Christian seems like he's completely amused! He turns away and walks back to where Mick Dundee is standing. Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Dude that thing is the greatest invention ever! Mick Dundee 'CROCODILE DUNDEE' : Invention? Christian that isn't an invention! Surely you know that birds were brought to earth and are reproduced in the same way as humans, except birds lay eggs instead of fertilizing them inside of the body! Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Yeah, yeah of course I knew that... but that's besides the point! Mick, the bird said that Christian Rocks and that Batista is going to lose! Mick is about to say something about how birds only mimic what you say, but stops and tells Christian that's fantastic! The two start to walk towards the entrance of the zoo. They pass by some more animals and Christian points out how much they resemble Batista! Finally they reach the exit and leave the zoo. The camera zooms out for a second, shows an overview of the zoo, then zooms back on the two hosts. Mick Dundee 'CROCODILE DUNDEE' : Well mate, this has been a great adventure! Thank you for coming with me through the Denver Zoo and good luck in your match against Batista! Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : Yeah thanks Mick and thatnks for letting me come on this adventure. This adventure really taught me something today, something I never knew before. Mick Dundee 'CROCODILE DUNDEE' : What's that mate? Christian 'I REEK OF AWESOMENESS' : That there is a ton of animals in this zoo that look like Batista! I never knew he had that many realitives! Mick Dundee laughs as the video feed fades to the CWF logo, then to black! -End Word Well Christian definitely thinks highly of himself and not much of the people around him, except for his peeps! He couldn’t give a damn what anybody else thinks, if they aren’t fans of him. Christian has a big debut match this week on Raw against Batista and he’s unmistakably confident that he’ll win the match. Christian is a talented wrestler, but he doesn’t realize that Batista is a fierce opponent and he will put up a great fight against Christian. This is going to be one hell of a match, even though it is a debut match for both men, they are extremely confident that they can both walk away with the match! It’ll be great to see the savage, fierce Batista, going one-on-one with the egomaniacal, cocky Christian! Will Christian be able to pull out a victory, for his peeps? Or will Batista ruin his debut and pull out a win on Raw? Be sure to tune in to find out, because this is a match you won’t want to miss. End Word- |
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