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•This Week's Agenda• 4A Look Back w/ Josh Matthews and Michael Cole4Who's Hot and Who's Not w/ Kevin Kelly 4Chief's Corner Report w/ Dan AKA Simon Diamond 4Chief Morley's Trivia
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Trek on the New TNN comes to an end. The APW logo then flashes
up onto a black screen, then disappears. "Bring Me
To Life" by Evanescene begins to play as a video of
APW superstars begins to play. The words 'CHIEFS CORNER'
flashes up on a the screen a few times. The screen then
fades to black and the words Chief's Corner flash up on
the screen. The camera then opens up in a small room, where
"Chief" Sean Morley is sitting behind a desk.
' chief ' sean morley :: HEEELLLO LADIES, and gentlemen! Welcome to the first ever edition of "Chief's Corner". I'll be your host, Sean Morley. On tonight's show, I will be giving my view's on who's hot and the moment and who's not! Also, my first ever "Cheif's Corner Report" will feature Simon Diamond, so be sure to stay tuned in for that. I will get his views on the APW so far and other things involving the sports entertainment business right now. Also, I will be having a Triva section of the show, where you, the viewers, will have a chance to send in your answers. The answers for this week's questions will be showed on next weeks show, and a new set of trivia questions will be put up. But first, Kevin Kelley will give us a look back on the past few weeks in the APW. The camera switches angles, to where Josh Matthews is standing.
' the new guy ' josh matthews :: Thanks Chief, I'm Josh Matthews reporting for the APW, and I have this week's "Looking Back"! First off, let's take a look back on this past week's Raw and Nitro editions. Raw was able to win the Ratings War this past week, with a 2.7 rating, compared to Nitro's 1.8 rating, however the shows were both a major success. Last week on Raw, Shane McMahon announced how the Raw World Title would be decided... at the next Pay Per View, Greed, the 3 Raw superstars with the most money will all battle, in a triple threat match for the World Title! We then witnessed a Battle Royal, set up in over-the-top elimination style, to determine the first ever Television Champion. Nathan Jones, Chyna, Jeff Hardy, Simon Diamond, Rey Mysterio and Goldust all entered into the match, but Simon Diamond ended up being the victorious one and gained the TV title. The camera switches to a different angle of Matthews.' the new guy ' josh matthews :: Following the match, Steve Corino came to the ring and started ranting on how he was the "King Of Old School", until he was interupted by Batista's music. Corino became enraged and demanded the music turned and much to his delight it was. Corino continued on but the music started up again and this time Batista entered from behind Corino and layed him out with a steel chair. What could this lead to? Anyways, RVD took on Ron 'TRUTH' Killings in the next match, and much to the enjoyment of the fans it was an off the hook match. Mr. Monday Night ended up winning the contest, after holding the tights of rTk! In a bizzare series of events, 'The Game' Triple H and his accompalice Trish, dragged Scott Hall's girlfriend Stacy Kiebler out to the ring and proceeded to hit a Pedigree on the "leggy goddess"! This enraged Hall and he promised pay back on HHH. Next up, Shelton Benjamin took on The Hurricane, with Charlie Hass named as the referee, that sounds a bit unfair doesn't it? Well, Hurricane looked to be ready to get the win when 'DA MAN' made a return to the APW! Bill Goldberg made his way to the ring and and absolutely cleaned the house, hitting SPEARS from the right and the left! Following an Austin win against Test, there was a confrontation between R-V-D and Kurt Angle. Matthew's turns to a monitor as it jumps to life. We see a Raw Logo disappearing off the screen as it shows the replay of the Kurt Angle and RVD backstage confrontation.*REPLAY* [- Kurt Angle 'THE OLYMPIC HERO' -] Who do you think you are?! You come walking STRAIGHT into the Olympic Dresser room.. with NO MILK.. I must add and you accuse me of not stretching right? I'll make you TAP.. I'LL MAKE IT SNAP.. [- Rob Van Dam 'ONE OF A KIND' -] I'm.. [Points To Himself] ROB.. VAN.. DAM!! And as for you Kurt.. you're just a next victim for.. 'THE CHOSEN ONE'.. as your not COOL.. your not down with R-V-D and you never will be anything CLOSE to the WHOLE F'EN SHOW.. MR MONDAY NIGHT! But hey dude.. your life.. your career... and your loss.. <- Rob Van Dam gives Kurt Angle a bit of a humoristic sadistic smile which Kurt Angle doesn't appreciate as he gets right in his face.. Rob Van Dam puts a couple of crates together and begins to do the splits on the crates as he stretches.. -> [- Kurt Angle 'THE OLYMPIC HERO' -] Now your trying to FRIGGIN SHOW OFF?!?! What is your INTEGRITY.. where are your BRAINS for that matter.. I really think you should consider drinking some milk for some extra calcium! And hey while were dishing out advice.. take a look at the picture perfect moonsault later.. maybe you might be able to get as high as KURT ANGLE OLYMPIC HERO [Does a funny version of RVD pose] [- Rob Van Dam 'ONE OF A KIND' -] Dude.. you trying to insult me? I'm the WHOLE F'EN SHOW.. and everything is all about R.. V.. D but hey.. me and you.. one on one.. it's cool! I'll take your ass.. I'll drill you because I'm ONE OF A KIND! [- Kurt Angle 'THE OLYMPIC HERO' -] Hey.. I'll tell you what.. tonight Jarrett is gonna get what's coming his way and that's a SNAPPED ANKLE.. but hey.. why wait Monday.. why wait a week.. what's wrong with now? *END REPLAY* ' the new guy ' josh matthews :: However, Raw General Manager Shane McMahon would have something to say about that! McMahon interveined and announced that the two would fight each other on the next Raw, but he would leave the stipulation undecided until the night of the show! Following Triple H's victory and near escape from an Outsiders ambush, Shane McMahon was given quite a scare. Austin entered his office and was quite pissed off at the fact that he had not received his weekly $5,000 salary. However, only moments later Hurricane entered the office and graciously thanked Mr. McMahon for the $10,000 that was dropped off in his "Hurri-Deposit" box. Shane McMahon was baffled by this mistake and went to check the APW Transfers from his bank. The bank manager then came on the phone and this was Shane-O's reaction! *REPLAY* [- Shane McMahon 'RAW GENERAL MANAGER'
-] Hello this is
Shane McMahon from the All-Star Pro Wrestling organization. I was calling in
regards to fund transfers over the last few days. Okay so all the money which
has supposed to be moved has been moved? What are you saying? All the money has
been moved? On who's authority? Your not obliged to say? I am the owner of the
account, who could move my funds? Don't put me on hold.. [All of a sudden the bank manager is on]
Hey I just want to know what's going on with the APW
TRANSFERS.. [- Shane McMahon 'RAW GENERAL MANAGER' -] How did I.. LOSE $25 000 FROM MY ACCOUNT! <- Scene fades out as Shane McMahon is going nuts on the phone.. what does this mean? Transfers stuffing up.. money going missing? Is there somebody defecting? Or is there a different problem on the hands of Shane O Mac?!?! -> *END REPLAY* ' the new guy ' josh matthews :: Who, or what could have tampered with Shane McMahon's Raw accounts? Shane McMahon's long night wasn't over yet though! Back to the matches though, Scott Hall would take on Booker T next, in what turned out to be a fantastic match. In the end however, the NWO played a big part in the match and screwed Booker T out of the win. In a close matchup, we saw Jeff Jarrett defeat the Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle, however Angle didn't leave the ring without applying the Ankle Lock to Jarrett! In the main event, HBK Shawn Michaels took on Sean O'Haire. HBK did some of his trademark moves, 'VINTAGE' Shawn Michaels from way back in his WWF days! However, in the end Sean O'Haire was declared the winner of the gruesome match. The show didn't end there however. Shane McMahon was haunted by a certain timebar on his TitanTron. For the second week in a row the words 'ITS ONLY BEGUN' have been displayed, with this time bar: | < ---------------------------- >
| |-------------------|---------------------------------------------| IT'S ONLY JUST BEGUN.. What does it mean though? I guess we'll have to tune into the next Raw to find out. Well folks, that's all for me tonight, stay tuned for Michael Cole's Nitro Report!
As we return from a commercial break, the camera flips across the room to where Michael Cole is standing. ' frosty haired ' michael cole :: Welcome back everybody! Nitro pulled off a great show as well, maybe it didn't have as good of a rating as Raw, but it was still an exciting event! Ric Flair made his way out to the ring, following Lance Storm's win over John Cena, and announced a new "bonus" for Greed! The winner of the current Nitro World Title tournament now won't only be crowned the first World Champion, but will receive a bonus bigger then anything Shane McMahon could come up with, according to Nitro GM, Ric Flair! Speaking of the World Title tournament, in a first round match, Shane Douglas was able to prevail against Buff Bagwell and would later go on to battle The Rock! In a second round Title tournament match, Big Show easily put away Chris Benoit and advanced even closer to the Nitro World Title! The European title was decided this past week on Nitro, as "V1" Matt Hardy battled in a triple threat match against Steven Richards and Hulk Hogan! After a back and forth match, Hardy was able to hit the TWIST OF FATE onto Richards and picked up the and also became first ever APW Euro. champ! The camera switches angles.' frosty haired ' michael cole :: Following a DQ win by Scott Steiner over The Undertaker, we witnessed the second round tournament match featuring Rhyno and Chris Jericho. This match ended in a count out, giving Rhyno the win, but take a look at what ensued at the end of this brutal match! *REPLAY* || Jericho leans on the ringside barricade to support himself.. everyone is trying to touch Jericho.. anything to get a glimpse of an APW superstar.. WAIT A MINUTE! THAT FAN ON THE OUTSIDE JUST NAILED JERICHO IN THE HEAD. WHAT A SHOT! Jericho is out cold.. no one saw it.. the referee or the security.. because everyone was surrounding Jericho. Rhyno looks bemused in the ring as the referee counts to ten. Jericho has been counted out here.. but who was that fan? The fans hops the barricade and takes off his sunglasses and hat.. ITS RAVEN! RAVEN NAILED JERICHO. The camera focuses on his hand.. that son-of-a-bitch.. he nailed Y2J with brass knucks. Rhyno is totally confused to what in the hell has just happened. APW goes to a quick "don't try this at home" commercial with the fans.. and Rhyno.. wondering why in the hell Raven just helped him. ||*END REPLAY* ' frosty haired ' michael cole :: Everybody was confused by this attack from Raven, including the victorious Rhyno! Take a look what happened after APW cameras came back from a commercial break! *REPLAY* 'Nitro GM' Ric Flair -- Ah.. Rhyno.. Raven.. I saw what you two did just a few minutes ago. Let me just say that whilst I feel bad on Jericho.. and trust me.. he'll get his chance for revenge.. I am known as the "dirtiest playa in the game" - and if I was to condemn you two, I'd be a hypocrite. So, lets just forget about what happened before.. how may I help you? Rhyno looks uneasy but looks over to Raven.. who gives him an intense stare. Rhyno nods and speaks to his GM. 'Manbeast' Rhyno -- Well Mr Flair.. I would like to give all my earnings.. and my spot in the tournament.. to Raven. 'Nitro GM' Ric Flair -- Ha, you're joking, right? 'Manbeast' Rhyno -- No Ric.. I'm serious. Its a decision we have both taken. 'Nitro GM' Ric Flair -- Right. *tries to look behind Rhyno* Just checking that he hasn't got a gun to your back or something. *turns to Rhyno* Has he got your daughter or something? I mean, Jesus, its a bit heavy isn't it? 'Dark Prince' Raven -- Terry and I have made a collective decision. We have to pursue our interests.. we have to fly like Icarus did to the sun.. but I am not wax.. I am made of stronger stuff.. I will not crumble under the intense sun that is competition. Quote the Raven, Nevermore. 'Nitro GM' Ric Flair -- Ok.. I don't have a damn clue what you just said. Answers on a postcard, anyone? WOOOOOO! But seriously.. I think thats a yes.. so alright. I tell you what. You're in the tournament.. you've got his earnings.. would you like his wife to go with that or..? Flair laughs as Raven and Rhyno both leave. It seems as if Raven has taken Rhyno's money.. chance for glory.. maybe he's mad.. or maybe Raven has brainwashed him. No one has a clue what he's saying for Christ sake. *REPLAY* ' frosty haired ' michael cole :: Was Rhyno brainwashed? Why would he give up his spot in the Title Tournament to Raven? Maybe next week we'll get some more answers. Back to action in the ring, Kane made his way out to take on Taz next. This match was a second round title tournament match as well. Both men had intentions of advancing in the tournament, however Taz was able to get the win and will move onto face the winner of the Main Event, next week on Nitro! Now folks, when I say the next segment on Nitro is shocking, trust me, it was! We witnessed The Undertaker come to the ring, quite angry from his loss earlier tonight, and started to rip into Scott Steiner. However, to the shock of EVERYBODY in the arena, Scott Steiner rode out on Taker's bike! Undertaker told Steiner he had a death wish for riding Taker's bike - but Steiner ignored him and sent the bike FLYING OFF THE RAMP! Taker was irate and the two men continued their battle from ealier, in the ring. Referees fled to the ring but the two pushed them away and managed to get some good blows in, on each other! It took a force of police officers, with handcuffs, to get the two out of the ring! The camera switches angles.' frosty haired ' michael cole :: That wasn't it for Nitro though, we still had the main event to go! The Rock and Shane Douglas battled each other in a legendary matchup, probably the best match EVER on Nitro, in a 2nd round title tournament match. The Rock was able to advance in a "Pay Per View" quality match, and he'll go on to the next round to face Taz! After the match however, Ric Flair announced that Shane Douglas would be the WILD CARD in the tournament and would be placed into the Big Show and Raven match, with the winner of that triple threat semi final, going onto face the winner of The Rock and Tazz match! Flair then reminded Rock that PAYBACK IS A BITCH. Rock was confused by this, but after being spun around was hit with a FRANCISHER onto the steel ramp! Nitro put on a great show this week and the ratings war will be extremely close next week, with both shows looking promising! The camera cuts back to where Chief Morley is standing.' chief
' sean morley
::
Thank
you gentlemen, for you inside view on each of the APW shows.
It'll be great to have you back every week and giving your
input on the past weeks in the All Star Pro Wrestling! Well,
next up we have a look at Who's Hot and Who's Not. ' lil bitch ' kevin kelly :: Thank you Chief, and welcome to my segment of this show! I'm Kevin Kelly and I will be giving you my views on Who's Hot and Who's Not in the APW, based on this past week in sports entertainment. HOT COLD HOT COLD HOT COLD HOT ' lil
bitch
' kevin kelly
::
Well
those are my picks for this week. I'll be back again next
week, to give you my look at WHO'S HOT AND WHO'S NOT!
After a quick commercial break, we return to the APW studio. Chief Morley is sitting down, with an empty stool beside him. ' chief ' sean morley :: Well folks, it's time for the first ever "Chief's Corner Report" and our first ever guest on the show will be Daniel Quick AKA Simon Diamond! Simon Diamond walks out into the view of the camera and takes a seat beside Morley.' chief ' sean morley :: Welcome Daniel, it's a pleasure having you here. ' daniel quick AKA ' simon diamond :: It's a pleasure to be here, and to be the first guest on the show! ' chief ' sean morley :: What's it like being in the APW, so far anyways? Obviously things seem to be going well in the APW, but what's the general atmosphere surrounding the place like... and what are your thoughts on the way things are going so far? ' daniel quick AKA ' simon diamond :: It's wonderful bein' here dude! Everything is great! ' chief ' sean morley :: Of course, a question on many people's mind right now is, what happened to Simon Omant? What are your thoughts on Simon's actions and how do you think his replacement, Kris Thompson, is handling the Nitro part of APW, since taking over? ' daniel quick AKA ' simon diamond :: Simon is a f*cking asshole! He can come back and kiss all our asses but it wouldn't make a difference how he left us in the dark. And Kris, Kris is doing a wonderful job! In my word, he's a bigger, better man than Simon. Simon's a f*cking faggot.. P.S, I'm getting some hackers to hack Simon's email, AIM S/N and P.C. ;-) ' chief ' sean morley :: Some harsh words for Omant, but I guess it's only true what you say. Anyways, can you describe to us your history in e-feds? How long have you been in the e-fedding world and what previous federations were you in, before coming to the APW? ' daniel quick AKA ' simon diamond :: My history - I've been in e-fedding for about 6 long, wonderful years! You can call me the jobber e-fed champion, because I've held 10 championships in jobber feds! I've been in the IWF [First World Champ], XHWF [Undefeated U.S Champion], XHWF (a different one) [World Champ and 2 Time Hardcore Champ]. There are so many more, but there are so many feds to remember... I've been in CWO, PWO [Gian's Old Fed], PWF, then APW! ' chief ' sean morley :: What made you choose to join the APW? ' daniel quick AKA ' simon diamond :: Will Minor (Sean O'Haire) and Gian! Gian introduced me to the APW, but Will made me want to RP for the APW! ' chief ' sean morley :: Where do you see yourself in the future of the APW? ' daniel quick AKA ' simon diamond :: I see myself STILL TV Champion! ' chief ' sean morley :: Do you have any friends or enemies yet? Or has everybody been sort of silent so far, seeing as the fed is still getting started?' daniel quick AKA ' simon diamond :: No friends, no enemies! ' chief ' sean morley :: What do you think of the APW so far, anything from results, to layout, to the way things are being run.. or anything of that sort?' daniel quick AKA ' simon diamond :: Nothin' wrong..except that f*ckhead Simon leaving..what an ass! ' chief ' sean morley :: Who will be the first ever Nitro and Raw World champions in your opinion?' daniel quick AKA ' simon diamond :: The first Raw Champion will be Sean O'Haire or Triple H! And Nitro will be The Rock..seriously.. ' chief ' sean morley :: Well Mr. Daniel Quick AKA Simon Diamond, I'd like to thank you for particpating in today's show, it was an honour hearing your opinions on the APW so far. Thank you for coming!' daniel quick AKA ' simon diamond :: Thank you for havin' me Chief, it was fun getting my opinion out there and into the open!
' chief ' sean morley :: That's all the time we have this week. However, before we leave I will put up some trivia questions for all you guys! If you feel like it, try and answer the questions then send your answers to leblanc_2002@hotmail.com. The answers will be up next week, as well new questions will be updated weekly as well. Good luck and good night all! 1.) Who did Shawn Michaels debut against in his first ever pro match in 1985? A) Jimmy Snuka 2.) Which wrestler ended Steve Austin's unbeaten streak in the WWF? A) Undertaker 3.) Who was Goldust's first opponent on Pay Per View? A) Shawn Michaels 4.) What is Vince McMahon's middle name? A) Kevin 5.) What kind of match was Bret Hart in at WrestleMania XI? A) Ladder 6.) What state is Mr. Perfect from? A) Utah 7.) Who won the first ever WCW World War III? A) Sting 8.) The first ever Slammy Awards premiered in what year? A) 1988 |