AVERAGE'
Mark Jindrak:
I just think
somebody's a bit angry cause they don't like getting wet and anyway this
Britain you're supposed to expect weather like this.
ABOVE AVERAGE'
Mike Sanders: Well your not
suppose to expect weather like this in Summer are you!!
AVERAGE'
Mark Jindrak:
Calm down
already, somebody really is in a bad mood. You won your first CWF match
and now you've got a big match at Vengeance so what's got you so mad?
ABOVE AVERAGE'
Mike Sanders: Nothing's got me
mad, maybe if you'd just shut up for a minute and let me find the hotel
and I'd be happier. I just need to sit down and relax, you're right
about one thing I've got a big match and I need prepare for it and
walking about this damn city isn't good preparation.
AVERAGE'
Mark Jindrak:
Okay then
well the hotel is supposed to be near here, it should be just around the
corner.
ABOVE AVERAGE'
Mike Sanders: Well lets get
moving then the sooner we get to this hotel the better.
Mike
Sanders and Mark Jindrak start to move a bit quicker as they
walk down a street and turn the corner. As they turn the
corner they notice the hotel just across the road from them,
it's a normal sized place that look alright but nothing too
special. Mike and Mark cross the road and go through the
main doors into a lobby area, which has a reception desk at
the end of it where an old lady is sitting smoking. Mike
then turns to Mark as they start to dry off from being out
in the rain.
ABOVE AVERAGE'
Mike Sanders:
Before we came
here you said we'd be staying in the best hotel in the City
and you know somehow this doesn't look like it. I'm an above
average guy and I don't put up this average places like so
is this it.
AVERAGE'
Mark Jindrak:
Does it really
matter if it's 'above average' or whatever all you wanted
was a place to sit down and relax so what's wrong with this
place?
ABOVE AVERAGE'
Mike Sanders: Fine then..
there's nothing wrong with this place. If I wasn't so wet,
cold, hungry and tired I wouldn't put up with this but for
once this will just have to do.
AVERAGE'
Mark Jindrak:
Great then, all
we need to do is get the keys to the room.
Mark
walks off up to the desk looking surprisingly happy as Mike
trudges behind him looking like he's in a pretty bad mood.
Mark walks over to the reception desk where the Receptionist
puts out her cigarette and begins to greet Mike and Mark.
BELOW
AVERAGE'
Receptionist:
What can I do your you two fine
looking men?
ABOVE AVERAGE'
Mike Sanders:
We're just
looking for a room, the best you've got.
BELOW
AVERAGE'
Receptionist:
Okay, and will this be a single or
double bed?
ABOVE AVERAGE'
Mike Sanders: Woah... this room
is single beds lady, don't be getting any ideas. I'm not
that kinda guy.
BELOW
AVERAGE'
Receptionist:
You gotta ask these questions, it's my
job. Now anyway, single beds, so that'll be Room Number 16,
and don't forget breakfast is served from eight till eleven.
ABOVE AVERAGE'
Mike Sanders: Don't worry, I'll
be more than happy to skip Breakfast.
Mike
grabs the key to the room from the Receptionist and then
walks away through a door with a sign saying "Rooms 1-20".
Mark follows after him as they walk down a hallway, with
doors on other either side all with numbers on them. mark
catches up to Mike and quickly starts talking.
AVERAGE'
Mark Jindrak:
You can't be
serious man, there's no way we can skip Breakfast. Breakfast
is the best meal of the day and I want a traditional British
breakfast, you know egg, sausage, bacon, baked beans and all
that stuff.
ABOVE AVERAGE'
Mike Sanders: You go ahead and
eat that crap but by the looks of this place you'll end up
throwing up after whatever you eat whatever they serve here.
AVERAGE'
Mark Jindrak:
Well as long as
I get breakfast I'll be happy and I don't really care what
you think, I think this place looks fine.
ABOVE AVERAGE'
Mike Sanders: I'd definitely
say this place was way below average, and once we get the room I'm sure
I won't be changing my mind.
Mike Sanders and Mark
Jindrak then reach their room, Room 16 and stop talking as Mike opens
the door and walks in followed by Mark. The camera pans around the room
showing two single beds separated by a small table and in front of the
two beds another larger table against the wall. On the table is a paper,
TV and phone. Mike doesn't look too impressed as Mark walks through the
door past a wardrobe and jumps onto one of the beds. He sits up as Mike
closes the door and walks in, Mike sits on the other bed and looks out a
window as the rain still comes down hard outside.
AVERAGE'
Mark Jindrak:
See this
place is just fine, it looks great we've got everything we need.
ABOVE AVERAGE'
Mike Sanders: Okay, maybe it's
not below average but this nowhere near my above average standards,
maybe your use to putting up with sort of average stuff but I'm not. I
suppose it'll have to do.
AVERAGE'
Mark Jindrak:
Great, so we're
both happy.
ABOVE AVERAGE'
Mike Sanders: Yeah, now I need
to get some rest for my big match so I don't want you jumping up and
down and running about crazy, just sit down and shut up and let me
relax.
AVERAGE'
Mark Jindrak:
Okay then
but only cause you've got a big match coming up.
ABOVE AVERAGE'
Mike Sanders: I'm glad you
understand because this really is a big match, last week I showed what I
can do when I beat has-been Hogan and this week I've got another
has-been, another guy who's past it, I'm against Sting. Now if you look
at my match last week you'll see how easily I defeated Hogan well the
same's gonna happen to Sting because this is my big chance to show the
CWF who I am and that I'm gonna be a big name here so I'm not messing it
up. I'm in the best shape of my career and I'm more than able to go out
a beat old guys like Sting. Isn't it clear that when you put a young,
strong guy like me in the ring with and old, past-it wrestler I'm gonna
kick some ass, it happened last week and it'll happen again this week.
AVERAGE'
Mark Jindrak:
But Sting's
like one of the best wrestlers ever, he's got so much
experience and jus cause he's been around for a while
doesn't make him an old has-been.
ABOVE AVERAGE'
Mike Sanders: That's exactly
what you said about Hogan and I proved you wrong, I'm
telling you that I've got all you need to become a top CWF
superstar and beat guys like Sting. You see Sting would love
to be back in top shape but you know it's been a while since
he's been up against the big guys, he's being doing the
independent shows and he might've been winning now and again
but it's a total different league in the CWF and you need to
be in top shape in the CWF and plain simple Sting's long
past his top form and he's been out of shape for too long.
I'm looking to show these people in the CWF that I'm better
than the rest, I'm somebody special, I'm Above Average. You
know come Vengeance Sting is gonna be
S.O.L