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[ Upcoming WME Match SLAM Rikishi & Sid Vicious Vs Stone Cold & Brock Lesnar
] RIKISHI: ... Like a Woman
Forward: Wednesday night Slam, the first time WME’s #1 show aired on a Wednesday was off the hook. There were some great matches and some good developmental angles and storylines happening. It was also the scene of Version 1 Appreciation night, yet Rikishi cant think why that was held to save his life... we saw Sean O Haire return HOME to Slam, and we now know that the Slam Main Event at Guilty As Charged will be Sean challenging Matt Hardy, and the Kish feels, even though theres some hatred between the two.. He wants Sean to come out on top. But since Slam aired, people were talking about one thing and one thing only.. Rikishi. He did what every superstar dreams about doing.. Kicking there Boss’s ass. He re signed a Slam contract with Steph and now on Monday night he will team with Sid Vicious.. Who the Kish has NO respect for and doesnt feel at all good about teaming with this piece of shit.. And he will take on the team of Austin and Lesnar.. Rikishi has never defeated Lesnar.... is this the time of change?
Scene One 'Scene' A hot and surprisingly quiet afternoon in Washington DC, where on 53rd Avenue there is usually gangs out and about causing trouble, with people trying to make money by doing some terrible things... but it is quiet. Its never been this quiet... just a couple of hours ago a gang fight broke out where 2 members of the Zaibotsu were killed with bullet wounds. Blood still on the pavement, which hasnt been moved as the local Police Department refuse to deal with these things. The bodys throw in a Dumpster or either thrown into a river, nobody cares if your dead. The first car to go through this street in half an hour comes to a halt as the ignition is turned off, and out steps the Phat Man wearing a black leather jacket and shades, with black leather pants. He locks the car up and heads over to the restaurant across the street. He gets closer to the entrance as he hears noise coming from the restaurant as he gets closer, and heres the sound of a guy talking to some others about the gang fight that broke out earlier
'Fat Tony' .. So I says to him, I says Roberto.. Go waste the little guy. So what does he do? He throws him in the dumpster
'Scene' A lot of laughing is heard as Rikishi, with no fear walks into this restaurant appropriately named Fat Tony’s as everyone turns round to look at this intruder that dares walk in uninvited as the conversation and laughter stops in an instance as Fat Tony gets up from his seat and looks over at Rikishi
'Fat Tony' Hey we’re closed so get your ass out of here.. Now where was I, oh yeah. So after he throws him in the trash I said to him.. Hey Roberto, don’t throw him in the trash, throw him in the...
'Rikishi' Hey. This Is a restaurant and im thirsty. So can someone get me a Black coffee
'Scene' Fat Tony stops and turns his head to Rikishi and frowns at him
'Fat Tony' Did you not hear me? Were you being ignorant? I said we’re closed so get the hell out of here before I let you say hello to my little friend
'Scene' Fat Tony opens his jacket as we see some sort of black object in the inside pocket as Rikishi doesnt look phased as he raises his eyebrows
'Rikishi' Well maybe your little friend would like to meet my BIG Friend
'Scene' Rikishi turns around and pulls down his pants as he reveals his BIG ASS and starts to slap it as Fat Tony and the boys just look with disbelief as Rikishi dresses himself
'Fat Tony' What the hell you doing amigo? You don’t show your ass in here. Do you know where you are my friend? You are in the rough cut of the woods and when your there, your not getting out without some thorns pricking you
'Rikishi' Hey hey, don’t get any ideas.. I don’t want none of your boys giving me some of there.... wood
'Fat Tony' What the hell you talking about amigo
'Scene' One of the guys at the table slams his fist down on the table in disappointment as Fat Tony looks at him
'Fat Tony' Your gonna get wasted poof
'Scene' He turns back to Rikishi
'Fat Tony' You know amigo, look at you. What are you.. Some sort of woman? Look at you. You got your hair done like a woman. You stand like a woman. You dress like a woman
'Rikishi' Whats the matter? You don’t like woman? You prefer Men Big guy?
'Fat Tony' No no no I love woman. Woman are great.. You know, I like you amigo. Here at Fat Tonys, we always give jobs to..
'Rikishi' Now hold on just a minute.. I don’t JOB on anyone and I don’t get JOBBED on.. You hear what im saying?
'Fat Tony' Haha, you’re a funny guy amigo and I like it.. Say.. Can you drive?
'Rikishi' Yea I can drive...... like a woman
'Fat Tony' Alright I tell you what my friend. I want you to take these keys...
'Scene' Fat Tony reaches into his pocket and pulls out some car keys as he throws them to Rikishi who catches them
'Fat Tony' And I want you to meet my friend on 51st.. Ill ring him up and he will tell you what to do
'Rikishi' Hey.. I just came for coffee
'Fat Tony' Yea you came for coffee and your leaving with a free lunch.. Ill speak to you later amigo
'Scene' Rikishi looks confused as Fat Tony then pulls his “Little Friend” out and aims it at the gay guy sitting at the table.. Rikishi leaves as we hear a loud bang from the café as Rikishi sees a nice red Dodge Viper. He walks up to it and gets inside, as he starts her up and drives to 51st
Scene Two 'Scene' Rikishi drives along 51st street waiting to see someone or something as then a guy walks out in front of the car as Rikishi hits the brakes. The guy walks round to the passenger side and gets in the car and shuts the door, as the guy, wearing a red sorbet shirt and black suit opens the window and takes a smoke of his cigarette as he puffs the smoke out the window as he turns to Rikishi and lowers his black sunglasses just a bit
'Tommy Vercetti' ...... Drive
'Scene' Rikishi just looks at the guy and then puts his foot down
'Tommy Vercetti' So you’re the guy that drives like a woman
'Rikishi' No I drive like a man
'Tommy Vercetti' Is that so
'Rikishi' It is.. Look at the speed we are going
'Tommy Vercetti' Yea, your doing 40 miles an hour.. But you havent pulled up the handbrake
'Rikishi' Oh yea.. My bad
'Tommy Vercetti' Definitely like a woman.. So .. You’re a new friend of Fat Tony’s eh.. He says your quite a character
'Rikishi' Listen to me alright.. I just went in that café for a coffee and I hear a loud bang going off when I left.. Could of been anything but im sure it was a gunshot of some sort.. And now im driving this Viper around with you.. And I don’t know who the hell you are
'Tommy Vercetti' You know..being blonde fits you just right doesnt it..they say afterall that blondes are dumb
'Rikishi' This aint my natural colour... and anyway.. Trish Stratus takes care of being dumb for me
'Tommy Vercetti' You know.. You look familiar.. Have I seen you on those big trucks that say Wide Load or something?
'Rikishi' Funny... no im a wrestler an I shouldnt have to..
'Tommy Vercetti' Yea I seen you.. You know what.. I tell a lie.. I know everything about you
'Rikishi' What the he..?
'Tommy Vercetti' And as a matter of fact, we knew you were going to show up at Fat Tony’s earlier on
'Rikishi' And how would you know that.... whats your name anyway
'Tommy Vercetti' Tommy... Vercetti.. And you are Rikishi Fatu
'Rikishi' Yea well lots of people know who I am.. Its not surprising you know my name...
'Tommy Vercetti' Rikishi Fatu, 242 Hot Summers Heights, Samoa.. Not to mention your place in Los Angeles
'Rikishi' Well you could of looked it up... but err. How could you possibly know that I was gonna go into that Café place
'Tommy Vercetti' You ask too many questions.. But to answer that particular one.. Because Daniel Ward is writing this roleplay
'Rikishi' Man I love that guy
'Tommy Vercetti' Yea me too... Well anyway, back to what I was saying.. We knew you were gonna go to the café .. So what we are gonna do is this... we know your history.. Where you were shot and you ran down Stone Cold in a car.. Which was a thing of beauty..
'Rikishi' Hey, im past all that.. It was a low point in my career and life for that matter... and you know, running down Austin.. At the time it felt right.. And looking back now.. If I could turn back the clock... I would run his ass down again because doing that gave me my break in this business
'Tommy Vercetti' It was brilliant.. So we got a job for ya
'Rikishi' Job? In case you didnt know.. I have a job already.. And its description is taking punks like Matt Hardy and Sean O Haire and kicking there asses from one side of the ring to the other
'Tommy Vercetti' Well this aint that kind of job... since you have experience in running down people in cars..Fat Tony has been having some problems with his suppliers.. And he wants you to take this Dodge and run down Mister Cappello’s son to teach him a lesson
'Rikishi' What! He wants me to run down and kill some kid?
'Tommy Vercetti' Exactly right... get it done by fifthteen hundred hours
'Scene' Just as Rikishi is about to speak, Tommy opens the passanger door as the car is still moving, and jumps out as he hits the road and spins around as he gets up and robs the nearest car as Rikishi carries on driving with that thought going through his head
Scene Three 'Scene' Rikishi walks into Fat Tony’s as the big guy is sitting on his own eating a Pizza as he looks up and sees Rikishi walk in. Ton’ looks at his $15,000 solid gold rolex and then frowns at Rikishi who pulls a seat from another table and slides it up to the table and sits down
'Fat Tony' Your early poppey ... you killed the kid before we agreed
'Rikishi' Hey look... about this.. Hell id didnt agree to anything.. I don’t even know how this all started.. When you gave me the keys, I thought you wanted me to get some shopping or something.. You know.. And in my kind nature.. I went ahead to get it and I find out that the only shopping you wanted was some guys life that wasnt on the Sales Shelf
'Fat Tony' You know amigo.. I don’t know why I asked you to do me a job.. I mean you don’t have the big .... how do you say...Coconuts do you
'Rikishi' Coconuts?
'Fat Tony' No no.. Not coconuts amigo.. I mean cohonais
'Rikishi' Cohonais? What the hell is Cohonais? I’ve never heard of that
'Fat Tony' Thats because you don’t have any.. But you know what you do have Rikishi... is Talent.. You see.. I’ve been keeping an eye on you in the WME.. And I’ve been impressed.. But you know what else Rikishi. You could be Big here.. Just like you are in the WME.. Because what I want you to do.. Is come down here once a week and we will see what sort of Jobs we can do for you and you for us
'Rikishi' What sort of jobs? Because as you have quite clearly done your research on.. You know I work just about everyday for WrestleMania Entertainment because for one.. I am the most loyal guy there is for Slam.. And im without a doubt the most hardworking
'Fat Tony' I tell you what amigo.. Drop by my office tomorrow and we will discuss it then alright poppey
'Rikishi' And wheres your office
'Fat Tony' Right here.. But you know.. Actually come to think of it little man.. You could do a job for me on Monday.. Hows that for you?
'Rikishi' Well like I..
'Fat Tony' Good good. Okay.. So you start Monday about nine o clock.. You see amigo, Stone Cold Steve Austin drinks Stevewisers like you know already.. And the people at Stevewisers have Stone Cold down as there best customer... and they havent paid us for a few months now because they pay rent for the factory.. So what I want you to do.. Is destroy there best customer on Monday
'Rikishi' Wait a minute Tony.. You want Me.. The Phat Man... The Big Phat Kishi Daddy to destroy that Texas BabyRattle Steve Austin?
'Fat Tony' Thats right.. And how convenient is it that you have a Tag Team match against this little bald man on Monday
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