(NWF comes on as TJ and Mike are talking at ringside. Suddenly they are interrupted as the lights dim and a strange blue mist fills the arena. Suddenly pyros burst on the stage setting off a certain tune… a tune that gets the crowd riled up and on there feet. “Headstrong” BY trapt blasts through the arena s the pyros finally die down into a thick blue cloud of smoke. More pyros start bursting all over further out on the stage. Suddenly the smoke clears and Serpent is seen standing on the stage in a long black trench coat. Underneath he has on his old attire, a white tank top and some blue jeans. He smirks evilly as he holds the NWF North American title above his head and sprints down to the ring. He then jumps up onto the apron and raises his arms above his head as pyros burst from the back of the ring in various colors. Serpent then jumps over the top rope and sprints to a turnbuckle quickly climbing it and posing for the crowd. He then gets down and runs to the next doing the same thing. He then does this to the remaining two turnbuckles. Followed by this he gets a mic from Jill.)
Thursday night terror I get to impress you all as I defeat each and every superstar here in the NWF. I get to destroy every person who steps in my way for what? Well the world title of coarse! You see nothing is stopping me from destroying each and every person in that ring. I heard some of you superstars back there talking about how you are the best and you have beaten the best… well just think about what you are saying! If you are the best how did you beat the best? Did you hit yourself from behind or smack yourself upside the head. Hell if any of you back there truly think you’re the best… I guess I can beat the best quite easily! Now first off today I’m going to talk about none other then one of the people who runs this fed… he calls himself Buzzsaw. Now Buzzsaw personally we don’t have too much of a problem with each other. You party we talk hell were almost good friends here. However you have joined a little stable called DX. Now quite frankly I’m not that fond of DX. You see here in the NWF DX has done nothing wrong yet, but there has always been something about the whole “Suck It” Thing that just makes them seem kind of well different. DX has always thought they ran all the wrong shows and frankly I have sought out and destroy various factions of DX in the past. Numerous opponents came and attacked me only to be shot down by the Serpents Bite time after time again! So Buzzsaw you and your DX can try and help each other come this battle royal but it will do no good! I will walk out the world champion if you guys like it or not. Now as for after the Battle Royal… If DX stays off my back I just might spare you guys a few good beatings! You see Striker, You may think DLX is nothing compared to you. You may think he barely came out with a win but this Thursday when you step into the ring with the man of all men, you will see true domination. You will see the aviator of pain go to work on your ass! You see Striker if you step in my way it will be my personal duty to kick your ass! I aint afraid of you I aint afraid of your DX and I aint afraid of the rest of this entire federation! All it will take is for me to destroy you limb by limb so I can throw you to DLX to pick up your remains! Now don’t get me wrong DLX, I don’t exactly care for you at all either. Now I don’t really know you and frankly I don’t want to know your ass! You see DLX you might think your hot shit but where I come from them type of people are the people who get shot! Where I come from you eat, sleep, watch TV, and any other daily activity on the floor! Hell whenever I was outside I was with a local gang beating the hell out of the others. You see DLX yeah you have some talent but far from enough talent to defeat someone such as myself. I am the supreme being in this wrestling federation. I have went through champions after champions after champions to get to where I am. I have won handicap matches with the odds against myself, in a previous federation I was the 2003 Royal Rumble Winner! Hell I even took home gold on various occasions every time I got the chance! But hell we aint in that fed are we. Now we are in a federation that is called the NWF. We are now in the federation. The federation in which you all will learn why I am called the aviator of pain. A federation that will teach you why I am called the Master of the Dark. You will learn about various dark deeds I have accomplished. You will learn about the crucifix’s, the kidnappings, the jumping’s in which I have made possible all due to me not caring a damn bit about any of your personal well beings!
(Serpent stops for a moment and reaches into his pocket he pulls out a piece of paper unfolds it and begins to read a little bit. He then smirks nods and lowers the paper as he begins to talk yet again.)
Oh yes… Next on my little list of people to talk about would be The Game! The man who thinks he is “That Damn Good” Well game guess what? You arnt very good at all! Remember oh about a week ago? When I beat your ass in the middle of the ring. I was taking out you and your two goons all at once! Until finally you got a lucky edge on me. Well frankly I find it pathetic that I just about took out all three of you pathetic freaks! Game once again you will experience what it feels like to be put into the Serpents Bite. Once again you will feel what its like to be dominated in the very ring. Game one thing you don’t seem to understand is I am unstoppable! I am the master at my game. I am the one who will take you out when you least expect it at night! Now I have noticed you have been in the back of this arena. You have been not talking and not showing your face. Have you noticed the title in which I have around my waist! Yeah that is probably it. Every time you see me with this title around my waist it reminds you of my physical dominance over you. It reminds you of how much I am better then you and how much I will kick your ass time after time in this federation if you show your face at the wrong time. You see Game I don’t give a fuck who you are or what you think you can do. I will destroy you. I will make you feel my wraith, as I will do to every single person out here who thinks they can take me on! Game you still don’t know what I can do with true power. You still don’t know what I can do when I get pissed off! Hell I am not even sure what I can do when Im pissed off but I am sure I will find out soon enough. I am sure I will be able to show you all exactly what it means to be Taken out by the silent predator! Hell Frost learned that. I burnt the ice off his ass when he tried messing with me on terror. I delivered a Serpents bite that changed each and every one of your lives. You see Frost, he learned a lesson and never even bothered showing his face around. He never even bothered to try and oppose a man with such great power as myself. You see I do have a gift, it a gift that I got from satin himself! Hell I am Hells Warrior! And I will bring the eternal flame of pain and despair to everyone who thinks they are better then I! If you step in my path the main lesson of life is you will get your ass kicked! You see Frost maybe you have been training and that’s why your not showing your face. Maybe its because you have been in the back trying to get as good as possible so it may not hurt as bad the next time I kick your ass! Hell maybe you are even planning your escape from the country! Who knows all I know is you need to be planning something because if you step in my way the same thing will happen to you as it will happen to anyone else who gets in the way… They will learn why I am the man who destroys people for fun. They will learn why I am the man who loves the slow screams of pain from bodies in which I am ever so gently inflicting as much pain as possible upon! No one who pisses me off will be able to live to kiss his or her kids goodbye! Hell after I get done with half you pathetic pricks there wont be enough of you to feed to the fishes! You see another person in which I have previously faced is Bruce Machinko. Now I expected much more out of Bruce. I expected to have a slight challenge. His profile and bios all had positive comments about how good he was then it turned out he must have been in leagues with a bunch of 6-8 year old kids! Bruce you suck and face it you need to just shut up and leave the wrestling business forever! I mean come on if you got any worse I would have to say you had negative talent! There definitely has to be something other then wrestling that you are good at because wrestling is not a single thing that you are even close to being good at. Now I apologize these comments might not be the nicest things to say and I have been completely negative this whole time. For example getting on my good side you get to go to some kick ass parties! I mean you saw the jugs on that chick that was all over my friendly back stage crew member! Hell I thought he was gonna have a heart attack! Then also at that minor party Rappit seemed to find a few hot ones and from what I can see Buzz got a nice little “Buzz” and probably doesn’t remember all the chicks he had that night. No where was I… hmmmmmm…
(Serpent looks on the list once again as he smirks slightly)
Oh yes next on my list are a few newbies I need to talk about. The rookie talent here. First one being the ranger boy. Joe I think his name is? He comes out here talking about how he is going to upset me? He comes out here talking about how he is going to upset all the high talent in this federation! I don’t think so! I mean come on Joe get with the program I don’t care how many bears you wrestled back in the day I was taking bullets to the chest! Hell I was only out of the hospital a day or so before id be sent back in! The Detroit Police and Hospital crews knew me by name, address, phone, and hell I think I even went out with a few back in the day I went into their offices so much! So go ahead and talk about your bears. Go ahead and talk about you have it so ruff because you have no idea what ruff actually is. You have no idea what so ever! You see Ruff is taking a bullet to your right Lung! Ruff is having your face impaled into a steaming hot grate in a suicide match! Hell Buzzkill knows about that one! He is the one who did it to me! You know what ruff truly is Joe? Ruff is when your father takes a gun and shoots both your legs out for not dealing heroin to him first! Ruff is when you get kicked out of your house at 18 to live on the streets in Detroit! Hell now another thing that is getting me Joe is your little forest fire. I wan see this fire because I have been in so many fires I don’t know what to even expect from a little woods person like you! Hell your fire never goes out well neither does the eternal flame of hells pain! The one that I posses and the one in which I will brand into your ass if you mess with me! Yes you might defeat whiplash early in the night but you wont come out of that arena with two wins! You wont be able to survive in the battle royal my friend. You see I have one goal and one goal only. That is to win the Battle! That is to do what I do best and Survive no matter what the consequences are! I will survive and I will bring pain and suffering to you all! You will see me with my hand raised into the air after the damn match if you like it or not. I will be the one who wins the world title and I will be the one who continues on later to win the tag titles! I will be the one who owns this federation out of the fear in which I have thrust upon the owners! No one is going to be able to look into my eyes after what they see I can do! No one will be able to call me a nice guy or trust me! Hell I do so much to the people I don’t like that no one realizes how nice of a guy I really am… there Is just one thing you guys don’t understand… Once I get into that ring I become a whole new person. I become someone from a story of devils and pain and suffering. I become the main character in the book of the dead! Hell some may refer to me as the grim reaper himself! Nobody will be able to stop me once I hit my role. No body will be able to feel safe in this federation after I show the pain and suffering in which a lot of you will feel tomorrow night. Now don’t get me wrong I did say I was a nice guy, but When tori steps into that ring. Heh she wont be taken lightly and she wont be shown no mercy. I will show her that I don’t care who you are if you think your big enough to come down to the ring and show your stuff against me… I will take you out! If you think you can take out the aviator of pain! The Next world champion I will give you a chance. I will allow you to try your best to take me out but when you fail and you find yourself laying in a puddle of your own blood hurt and confused it is not my problem. If the ghetto of Detroit has taught me anything its taught me about surviving and doing into others before they do into you. I have learned through the various years in the ghetto that it is better to give then to receive. You see from that little saying I have learned to give out various beatings and receive none. I have learned to take out whoever I thought could be a threat and never be taken out for long myself. Even when I was laying in that hospital bed for the first time from a gang fight I was planning my revenge. I was planning what I should do next to get back at the people who hurt me the most. To get back at the people who thought they just might be better then I. I have learned that fear is nothing but a mental capability that you bring up. I have learned that fear is something you can lose as easily as a simple quarter or any piece of change. Fear is something that isn’t an option. Buzzkill…. He is one person who I can honestly say who knows Fear is something not to have. Buzzkill and I go way back in the day of the old NWF. Back in the day where we battled continuously for various titles and championships with no fear what so ever. We battled to the point of Me making my ultimate match that normal people would refuse to contend in. We battled to the point of entering the forsaken “Suicide match.” A match where you were in a hell in a cell. A match where between the grates of the cell was razor sharp barbwire wrapped between them to hold in place. A suicide match where the ropes were replaced with barbwire… A suicide match where fire burned greatly around the ring with nothing but a steel grate to keep you from landing on it. A steel grate that raises to temperatures high enough to leave third degree burn scars. Like the one I have on my face right now. The one that buzzkill gave me. The one I got in this suicide match as Rabbid, starved Pitbulls and Rotweilers ran between the flaming hot grates and barbwire wrapped cage. A match where Buzzkill Earned my respect. A match where We both proved that we had no fear. A match where we gave it our all only to visit the hospital in the night. Burn marks on my face, his back and arm. His arm torn up by a rabid rotweiler running crazily about. Buzzkill do you remember those days? Those days when we had to get stitches in various parts of our bodies from being tangled in a mass of Barb Wire? Well Buzz guess what… I AM BACK! I am back in the NWF and I am here to win the world title. This battle royal may not contain the dangerous attributes of the Suicide match but hell it may be just as dangerous. We have both grown stronger and more talented we have both become ultimate at our game but only one of us shall win… and it shall be me! So for everyone who is in the battle royal remember this rule, live by this rule, and fear this rule. Because it may save you some pain to avoid breaking it… Don’t mess with Serpent or he will make you want to go to hell… however he doesn’t allow you to go to hell. For the simple rule states when you mess with Serpent you wont go to hell…
(Serpent leaves the ring as headstrong by Trapt plays throughout the arena speakers and the show cuts to commercial..)
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