John Cena - WORD LIFE!

The Rookie Returns: Have you ever wonder what happened to a great superstar that was injured? Some people say.. that superstar will never be the same after that injury. No matter how big or small.. the superstar always has a big of a step missing it seems. All superstars except.. John Cena. John Cena, you remember him right? That kid that used to come to the ring every week telling people to make him a superstar, well apparently John Cena feels that he has already become a superstar.. and that people should recognize just really what he's all about. John Cena has come off a terrible shoulder injury that he suffered two months back, shortly after winning the Intercontinental Title at Wrestlemania. John Cena was really looking forward to being the Intercontinental Champion.. a title that he had always wanted to win. When Cena got injured the WME felt that they had to have an Intercontinental Champion, so they stripped John Cena of the Intercontinental Title and had a match for it. Which apparently Syxx won. Now with Syxx being the new Intercontinental Champion.. and John Cena coming back.. people are obviouusly looking forward to a match between, who people say is the rightful Intercontinental Champion, John Cena facing off against the current WME Intercontinental Champion in Syxx. However, that much doesn't seem like it's going to be booked any time soon, even with John Cena making his return on WME's Pay-Per-View.. InsurreXtion. With that return.. John Cena has officially made himself a WME superstar again, and on Smackdown he gets to return to the ring for the first time in over two months. John Cena hopefully hopes to make his return a successful one.. and once again reclaim his spot at the top of wrestling's elite and become the Intercontinental Champion.. or hell, maybe even the World Champ. John has toppled Chris Jericho before in a tag team match.. and has been the only one that has taken the champ to the limit thus far. Many people say that John Cena vs. Chris Jericho is one of the matches that will go down in WME history as the greatest WME Title match of all time. However, this Thursday Night on Smackdown.. John Cena is not looking at trying to become a champion.. he's not even looking on trying to face Syxx or Chris Jericho. He's just looking to make a statement, and what better person to make a statement with.. than the one.. the only.. Da' Man... Bill Goldberg. Goldberg has been considered one of the top superstars in the wrestling world for a long time.. and now in the WME he's quickly regaining that same success.. some people say he's never had a challenge until now. John Cena is a former Intercontinental Champion.. and well Goldberg has to be on top of his game to beat John Cena.. even if John Cena is coming straight off an injury. Now in the past Goldberg has been know for the infamous WCW streak.. that has been his whole thing since the WCW days.. to repeat that devastating streak.. well some say it can happen.. howeer most say that John Cena will start Goldberg off on a new streak.. a losing streak. Not putting anything over Goldberg.. but you have to give John Cena at least the expirience edge in this match-up.. being the former Intercontinental Champion.. Cena knows what it takes to be on top. Cena knows what it takes to win that big match.. and this is a big match.. this is John Cena's return to the ring.. the match that will kick off his new run for his Intercontinental Title.. no doubt he will want to send a message to Syxx.. so tune in this Thursday Night on Smackdwon.. for the return of John Cena!

[ Scene || 'The Beginning Of A Comeback' ]

From a screen of darkness the Wrestlemania Entertainment's logo fades onto the screen followed by an advert for Wrestlemania-Ent.com. After that, the copyright information of the company is shown on the screen and the screen fades back to darkness. Moments after that is played, a small video package of WME's InsurreXtion pay-per-view is played and it shows such highlights as John Cena's return, Chris Jericho retaining his title, O'Haire retaining his title.. and other highlights as well and that fades into darkness as well. From that same darkness the scene fades into an old locker room.. decked out with all types of Goldberg toys, posters, t-shirts, waterbottles, and anything else you can think of that you can put a man's face on, there's even a lunchbox in there. However, there is one Anti-Goldberg item in the room that you wouldn't expect.. John Cena. John Cena comes into the room looks around at all the Goldberg stuff and looks back into the camera with a look of "can you believe this crap?" on his face. John Cena then picks up a Goldberg action figure and begins to look at it. He then just moves the figure around examining it and puts it back on the table he picked it up from. He then looks into the camera and begins.

|-[ 'the Untouchable' John Cena ]-| "Can ya' belee' 'dat? Goldberg this.. Goldberg that... all 'dis damn Goldberg shit. Man, I been hearin' alot about Goldberg.. people sayin' that I should be afraid of Goldberg.. people sayin' that Goldberg is gon' whoop my ass on Smackdown, but ya' know what I think? I think Goldberg should be afraid of me! 'Dat's right.. I said it. It had to be said.. somebody had to say it! Man, I don't know what's been goin' on here.. since I been gone, but just cos' I gotta' new attitude.. that don't mean I'm gon' let some punk like Goldberg.. beat me. Cos yeah.. he might be Goldberg.. but see, I'm John Cena! I'm 'da former Intercontinental Champion, dawg.. Goldberg ain't won shit! That's why see.. this Thursday night.. on my show, Smackdown.. I'm gon' show Goldberg exactly what happens when you mess with John Cena. Goldberg think he scarin' somebody.. runnin' around the ring, yellin' and shit. He don't scare me! I ain't scareda' shit! Especially Goldberg.. he all old and what not. Ain't nobody gon' run from him. People wanna talk about.. [mocking with a slow voice and his hands shaking] Goldberg got 'da streak.. Goldberg got 'da streak! [back to normal] Pfft.. man, fuck 'da streak. Man.. I'm so sick of hearin' about 'da streak.. hell, the only streak Goldberg got.. is the one in the back his wrestlin' tights, yo. Cos as soon as he saw me jump in the spot.. he ran like 'da punk 'dat he is! I got somethin' WAY betta'.. than some damn streak.. I got the illest rhyme flow in the WME.. as a matter of fact. [talks to the cameraman] Yo, white boy.. come over here and drop me a beat, son."

The cameraman moves the camera to look at Cena and begins to speak

|-[ 'the Cameraman' Zach Puhala ]-| "Umm.. Mr. Cena, I don't think that's such a good idea. I get paid to hold a camera.. not a tune."

|-[ 'the Untouchable' John Cena ]-| "You ain't gon' be able to hold nothin' if you don't get ova' here and drop me a beat, homie.. now get to it fo' I hafta' kick yo' ass!"

|-[ 'the Cameraman' Zach Puhala ]-| "Oh.. oh, alright! Here, let me put this camera down."

The cameraman goes over to his equipment and grabs the tripod from the bag.

|-[ 'the Untouchable' John Cena ]-| "Aiiyo, dawg.. hurry 'da fuck up, man."

The camera guys gives Cena and "get off my back" look and begins to set up the tripod. He sets up and walks over towards Cena. He then begins to start the beatboxing, which at first is nothing.. but gradually it gets better. Cena begins bobbing around to the music.. trying to get a feel of the beat before he throws down his verse. Cena then begins to speak

|-[ 'the Untouchable' John Cena ]-| "Yo.. Yo.. Yo.."

Oh No! Dont Get Scared Cos I'm Back Again!
Droppin' That Flow, On All Ya'll Asses Yet Again!
This Time I Got Goldberg's Ole Bitch Ass.
He Ain't On My Level, He Ain't Even Got Class.
He Don't Bathe, Or Wash Up, Or Nothing Like That
He Just Wakes Up, Scratches His Ass, And Leaves Like That
It's Kinda Pathetic, But Then Again When Your Goldberg.
Everything's Pathetic, Even Your Ability To Read Words!
People Think I Should Fear Goldberg? Man, That's Just Retarded.
Im'ma Have Goldberg Runnin' Away As If I Just Farted.
I Ain't Got Time To Waste A Good Flow On Goldberg.
Cos Hell, Goldberg Won't Even Undertsand Half The Words.
Like Bath, Or Soap.
I Hope I Can Cope
With Holding My Breath
So I Don't Choke
On The Toxic Fumes Goldberg Spews
Caught Goldberg On TV, Drinkin' That Boose
He Need To Drink Some More
Cos They Call It Liquid Courage
So Mabye When I Leave Him On The Floor
He Won't Get Discouraged.
Discouraged, That's Another One Goldberg Can't Comprehend.
Should I Spell It Out To You? Or Say It Again?
You Know What? I Ain't Doing Either One.
Cos All I Came To Do Was Flow Son.
But Then Again, Maybe I Can Teach You Basic Thug-O-Nomics
What? Don't Get Mad. It's Better Than Hooked-On-Phonics
Cos That Was My Other Choice, G-Man.. Realize The Game!
Your Time In Wrestling Is Done For, There's A New Name.
John Cena! All The Hoes Know It! You Treat Big Matches Like A Hard Dick!
ALL YOU DO IS BLOW IT!
This Is A Big Match.. Only Cos I'm In It.
Not Because Of You, Because We All Know I'll Win It!
Don't Even Try To Argue The Point!
Cos Basically It's All Done.
I Got Some Goldberg Fans To Dissappoint!
I Watch You Wrestle. Hm.. Lemme' Give You Some Tips.
Tryin' To Win A Match With Only Three Moves?
That's Not Smart Shit!
But Then Again This Is You, Berg.
Not The Sharpest Knife On The Cutting Board, Word.
You Can Never Out Think My Lyrical Work!
And If You Try, You Might Make Ya' Little Brain Hurt.
Cos Boxing John Cena.. Is Bad For You.
He Can Beat You With Two Letters.. F AND U!
So Realize The Game Before You Step In The Ring
And When You Think About.. Remember One Thing.
Thursday Night On Smackdown.. That's My Time!
You Ain't Worth Any Of It, So Lemme End This Rhyme!

|-[ 'the Untouchable' John Cena ]-| "Ha, Word Life, son! Word Life!"

John Cena then taps the guy on the back and begins to talk to him.

|-[ 'the Untouchable' John Cena ]-| "See, dawg.. I just let you in on somethin' ill. Goldberg ain't got nothin'.. on John Cena. Goldberg wish he was John Cena.. cos' think about, homie.. I got the tightest rhymes in 'da business today.. I got 'da best throwbak jerseys.. I got 'da all the finest women.. I mean, I'm a total package.."

|-[ 'the Cameraman' Zach Puhala ]-| "Yeah.. that reminds me.. what ever happened to you and Stacy? Are you two still going out?"

|-[ 'the Untouchable' John Cena ]-| "Umm.. na.. nah, dawg.. we, umm.. we broke up."

|-[ 'the Cameraman' Zach Puhala ]-| "Ah.. I guess it was for the best. Hey, she's kinda' trashy anyway. Wouldn't you rather have someone who didn't show off their body so much, and for the love of God.. Stacy has NO RACK.. Ha ha ha.. she's practically flat-chested.."

|-[ 'the Untouchable' John Cena ]-| "Aight.. 'dat's enough dawg."

John Cena is seeming to get pretty irritated with this guy bashing Stacy like this. However, the guy just continues.. oblivious to Cena's anger.

|-[ 'the Cameraman' Zach Puhala ]-| "And oh man.. look at her face.. did she get hit with the ugly stick or what, huh? Huh?"

He begins to nudge Cena.. who is getting even more angry and is taking the chain off of his neck. He then begins to rap the chain around his neck and wrapping it around his fist. The camera guy continues to speak

|-[ 'the Cameraman' Zach Puhala ]-| "And worst of all.. she probably lays down for every single WME superstar backstage.. what a sl.."

Before he can even get that statement out. WHAM! Cena clocks him right in the back of the head with the chain around his fist. The guy falls to the floor almost immediately.. and John Cena stomps on the back of his head. John Cena then gets down in the guys face and begins to speak

|-[ 'the Untouchable' John Cena ]-| "Don't NOBODY talk about Stacy like 'dat.. you bet not eva' let me catch you talkin' shit about her again.. or it's gon' be alot worst 'den 'dat!"

John Cena then turns around and sees the camera.. he then begins to pick the camera up and pans around the whole room.. while he's talking.

|-[ 'the Untouchable' John Cena ]-| "Since 'dis dude don't know how to do his job.. and shut 'da fuck up.. I'm gon' do it. I want'cha to see 'dis stuff Goldberg.. this room is dedicated to you... this is your room, homie.. but see that ain't gon' be for long.. cos' this Thursday Night on Smackdown.. I'm gon' make it so that you neva' have anotha' match.. anotha' streak.. or nothin'. Cos' I don't think I'm alone by sayin'.. 'dat nobody like ya in the WME.. and nobody really wanna' see yo' old ass on WME TV, ya feel me? It's just silly to try and be somethin' you can't be, dawg. You ain't gon neva' be John Cena.. you ain't gon' neva' be an Intercontinental Champion. Dawg, the only thing you eva' gon' ammoun to in the WME.. is bein' John Cena's bitch, son. Cos' you ain't got the talent to beat John Cena.. you ain't got 'da skill to beat me, dawg, and why? Cos' let's face it, patna.. I'm untouchable.. and you, you just anotha' punk tryin' to get what I got.. you want my rhymes.. you want my chain.. you even want my throwbacks, dawg.. and you ain't gettin' nothin' from me.. all you gon' get is a foot in ya ass for tryin' to play me, son. As a matter of fact.. right now.. I'm bout to drop some acapella rhymin' on ya. Hold on.. lemme' put 'dis camera down.. so you can see me, dawg.. cos I want'cha to realize who you dealin' with.."

John Cena then puts the camera back on the tripod, and walks back into the camera view. He then begins to rap again.

|-[ 'the Untouchable' John Cena ]-| "You dealin' with John Cena here Goldberg.. realize the game.. I'm 'bout to drop 'dis flow.. check 'dis out..."

Goooldberg.. Gooooldberg.. That's What All The Fans Be Cheerin'
Ceeena.. Ceeeena.. That's The Name Goldberg Be Fearin'
Cos Goldberg Puttin' Up A Crazy Front.
Goldberg, Keep It Real, Dawg.. Is This Really What'cha Want?
Do You Really Wanna' Battle Me And Get Embarrased?
Cos Everybody Knows Your A Disgrace, Even Ya Parents.
Why Don't You Just Give Up, Dawg? It's Ova'!
The Only Way You Winnin' Is By Hidin' A Three Leaf Clova'; In Ya Tights.
That Ain't Right. Cos We Know You Ain't Got The Might To Fight
With A Man Like Me
I'm Comin' For The Win, See.
You Can't Stop Me.
Cos On Smackdown.. All There Is One, Two, Three!
John Cena Wins, As If They're Was Any Other Doubt
John Cena, The Champion, The Winner Of The Bout!
I'm Droppin' An Ill Flow On Goldberg, Is That The Truth?
Goldberg Go Step Up, And I'll Knock Out Ya Tooth!
Cos I May Be A Rapper, But I'm Ruthless Aggression To The Core!
I'm Kickin My Way Through The Opprotunity Door!
Cos Beatin' Goldberg Is Apparently Somethin' Special
But After I Get Done, Goldberg Ain't Gon' Be Shit But A Flesh Hill
He Gon Keep Facin' Me Till I Just Bust His Shit Open!
Leave His Ass In The Ring Wishin' And Hopin'
He Gon Be Beggin' Me Please.. To Spare His Punk Ass Career!
While I'm Kickin' His Ass, Im'ma Kick In To FULL GEAR!
Cos This Is My First Match Back.. And I'm As Ruthless As Eva'!
John Cena, Will Be Known, Now, Then, AND FOREVA'!
As The Greatest Wrestler In This Whole Damn Company!
Untouchable's The Name.. So There Ain't No Touchin' Me!
Goldberg Wanna' Spear Me? OH MY GOD!
Should I Run For The Hills? Or Tell My Mom?
Ha Ha.. Let's Get Serious, Goldberg's Chances Of Spearin' Me
Are Like My Chances Of A Deaf Man Hearin' Me.
Goldberg, You Asked For This.. And Don't Think You Didn't Dawg.
I Wonder Now That I've Come Back.. Do You Feel A Little Odd?
Well.. You Should.. Because If I Were You I'd Just Feel Terrible.
Cos Your Promo Skills Are Whack, And Your In-Ring Talent? Unbearable!
Oh How Much Fun Dissin' You On The Mic.
Oh Yeah.. Goldberg One Final Thing... WORD LIFE!

|-[ 'the Untouchable' John Cena ]-| "Like I said Goldberg.. you can't beat me.. you can't see me.. and you damn sure ain't gon' be able to hang with me this Thursday Night.. cos I got some Thugonomics to dish out on you.. I'm gon' make you realize that you ain't shit! Im'ma make the world realize that you ain't shit! As a matta' of fact, dawg.. I might just end ya' career right there on Smackdown. Cos' see there's more to it than just winnin' this match, homie. It's about.. sendin' a message to Syxx, dawg. See cos' Syxx.. he just like you.. he think he can beat me just cos' I ain't been around a while.. don't let 'da fact that I ain't been around fool you into thinkin' somethin' stupid. Now.. I ain't gon' hate on Syxx.. cos' Syxx ain't Goldberg.. and Goldberg ain't shit. But aiiyo, I gotta' keep this to 'da realest.. Syxx I think ya might wanna' pay attention to 'dis match, dawg.. cos eh, 'dis match could be a little feature presentation of what you gon' get... wheneva' you grow a set and accept my challenge. Cos' I ain't one to hate on nobody, ya know I'm sayin'.. but damn dawg.. it's been long enough.. why don't you just gimme' 'da shot I deserve? I can understand if ya' scared.. cos I'd be scared too... but eh.. sometimes ya' just gotta' face that fear. And speakin' of fear.. people talkin' about.. I gotta' fear the spear.. cos' it hurt.. man.. rippin' ya brand new throwback hurts.. the spear ain't shit! Goldberg.. you wanna' talk about Who's Next? I can answer that right here, dawg.. YOU NEXT, BITCH! Cos' John Cena ain't gon' back down from no.. 40 year old, disgrace to the wrestlin' business.. cos' I got betta' shit to do, dawg.. like win back what's rightfully mine.. 'da Intercontinental Championship! So Goldberg.. consider ya'self warned, homie.. cos this Thursday Night.. I'm comin'.. and I'm comin' to kick yo' ass! All there is to say, now.. is.."

[ - " WORD LIFE " - ]

John Cena then walks up to the camera and shuts it off, as the scene fades to darkness