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Forward
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- - |-| The scene fades in backstage near the end of SLAM. Jeff Hardy is seen walking with an unhappy look on his face. Jeff walks into the SLAM locker room to pick up some of his stuff. Jeff leaves the SLAM locker room as all the superstars stare at him as he opens the door and leaves the room. Jeff walks up to Vince McMahon’s door and knocks on it. A voice yells “Come In!” Jeff opens the door to see the owner of wMe sitting at his desk doing his everyday job, that man is Vincent K. McMahon. Jeff slams his arms down on Vince’s desk as he begins to speak. |-|
Jeff Hardy: You know what Vince? Everywhere I go people say “Oh Jeff I feel so sorry for you!” And I wonder why. Then they say “Yikes that’s tough luck man, tough luck that you have to go one on one with The Big Show!” You know what Vince I am the most Xtreme superstar in Wrestle Mania Entertainment and he’s a 500 pound monster! But that does not bother me, what bothers me is that people think that I am just little Jeff Hardy how could I beat a 7 foot 500 pound man? And you know what I say to that, I say that I human and I have seen human people The Big Show and after I am through with Show then we’ll see who there calling Little!
Vince McMahon: Jeff, you are absolutely right. People should not judge you before you have a match. Sure you may be 300 pounds lighter then The Big Show but I’ll tell you one thing you are a hell of a lot more Xtreme then The Big Show!
Jeff Hardy: Damn right I am and no one in wMe should ever forget it! Especially The Big Show! I will show him just how damn Xtreme I am! Thank for your time boss.
|-| Jeff leaves Vince’s office and goes backstage…|-|
Vince McMahon: Your Welcome Jeff! Come back anytime!
|-| Half An Hour Later Jeff Hardy is standing by with The Horny Lil She Devil, Terri Runnels. Terri starts the interview with the most Xtreme Man in wMe. |-|
Terri Runnels: Jeff Hardy, you have a match with Big Show coming up at Survivor Series but I was just wondering what were your thoughts on The Big Show challenging you to a Hardcore Match?
Jeff Hardy: Terri I am not the least bit worried for my match with The Big Show and as for it having Hardcore rules, those are my specialty. I think that I have the advantage over that fat hippo because he can barely move when he is in the ring, think about when I give him shot for shot with a chair to the head. Then he won’t be able to move at all. He won’t even be able to waddle his way to his feet! And if he does there will be a sudden Twist of Fate!
Terri Runnels: Last week The Big Show gave you a hard hit to the face, what is your response to that?
Jeff Hardy: Do we have to talk about this 500 fat ass any longer? I mean that guy is so slow he and a snail could have a race and the snail would win! No, that’s mean I think Show might have a chance I’m betting on a tie! I don’t know why I am wasting my time with The Big Show! It must be a mystery to all of you why a great superstar like my self is facing the big show at Survivor Series? Why you ask? Well first of all I gotta hand it to Big Show because he is willing to put his body on the line against Mr. Xtreme! And in a HaRdCoRe Match! [Claps] I gotta hand it to ya Show, [Big Show stares at Jeff from behind him as Terri Runnels points to Big Show.] I mean Big Show has absolutely no chance in hell of beating me in the Hardcore Match at Survivor Series.
The Big Show: Oh really, [Jeff Turns around and stares at him!] You think your going to beat me! [laughs] That’s the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life! My god kid you’re a Hardy! And I am a 500 pound-
Jeff Hardy: Jackass, You’re a 500 pound Jackass! And if you ever call me kid again your gonna be the one who’s gonna get your ass kicked in front of all the Jeff Hardy fans! I mean the Big Show fans must be cheering for you right now. Yep, all three of them!
|-| Big Show swings at Jeff and misses as Jeff holds his fists up. Vince runs in and grabs Jeff away from Big Show! |-|
Vince McMahon: Stop it now! You two both stop, Show go back to the locker room and leave Jeff alone! You can rip each other apart at Survivor Series in a Hardcore Match!
Jeff Hardy: I can’t wait until Survivor Series Vince! This man is a sick man! I want a piece of him now! Let me go!
Vince McMahon: Jeff chill out! Show go back to your locker room now!
|-| Big Show walks away as Vince releases Jeff. |-|
Vince McMahon: Jeff I did that for your own good! He would have tore you apart there would be nothing left of you at Survivor Series! I did it for your own good.
Jeff Hardy: You’re right Vince, thanks man. I wasn’t thinking at all and could have done something very dumb. [Vince nods] Anyway I think I am going to see the fans.
|-| Jeff walks away as the camera cuts to a commercial. |-|
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|-| The show fades back in as JR and King are at ringside talking about Survivor Series! |-|
Jim Ross: Well as we just saw folks Jeff Hardy and The Big Show were about to get it on when Vince McMahon came in and broke the little scrap between the two! By the way ladies and gentlemen Jeff Hardy will go one on one with The Big Show in a Hardcore Match at Survivor Series!
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawer: That is one of the great matches booked for Survivor Series Next Sunday JR but now lets talk about the 10 Man Elimination Match between SLAM & Smackdown!
Jim Ross: That’s right ladies and gentlemen the main event at The Survivor Series will feature: HHH, HBK, Brock Lesnar, Stone Cold and Rob Van Dam for Team SLAM! Vampiro, Scott Steiner, William Regal, Shane Douglas and Justin Credible for Team Smackdown! In a 10 Man Elimination Match, Winners take all! Both SLAM and Smackdown champions are competing in this historic match which by the King will take place next week and it’s only on Pay-Per View!
Jerry ‘The King’ Lawer: That will be a great match JR but the one I am really looking forward to is the Womens Championship Match between Stacy Keibler and Gorgeous George! Whoa there is gonna be some puppies come Sunday Night JR!
Jim Ross: Well Ladies and gentlemen we will be joined shortly by the Xtreme Daredevil from North Carolina, Jeff Hardy! Wait here he comes now!
|-| The lights dim all of a sudden the arena is pitch black in darkness. The fans cheer as Jeff Hardy’s theme blares through the arena! The fans giving a standing ovation to the most Xtreme man in wMe! Jeff Hardy then appears with his face paint on, he taunts the crowd and struts his way down the isle. Jeff then runs down the ramp and quickly slides into the ring. He jumps on the turn buckle and poses to all the wonderful Jeff Hardy fans! The fans start to chant Jeff’s name as he jumps down from the turnbuckle to greet Lillian Garcia. |-|
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome from Cameron, North Carolina… Weighing at 220 pounds… Jeff Hardy!
|-| Jeff nods his head up and down as the fans settle down Jeff grabs a mic. |-|
Jeff Hardy: You know what pisses me off? [Fans cheer] When People like The Big Show brag about how good they are, that they are unbeatable! Well I got a news flash for all of you people like that, this is one man that can beat you! And then there’s people who have no respect for anyone in this organization for an example The Big Show! Then there are people who weigh 500 hundred pounds and are seven feet tall giants that can’t rarely be knocked down! An example well let’s see here… The Big Show! There is no one more in this organization more inconsiderate, more rude and more heavy then The Big Show! And at Survivor Series we’re gonna see who is the better man. The Xtreme Daredevil or The 500 Pounder! He may be bigger then me, he may be taller then me, he may be stronger then me but he is no way near as Xtreme as me! We’re gonna see if the Highflier Jeff Hardy can beat the 500 Pound Wall, The Big Show! So if you want a fight Big Show then you’ll get one hell of a fight! And trying to attack me while I am having an interview with the beautiful Terri Runnels, how low can you sink Show? I guess you just sunk as low as you sink Big Show! Another funny thing is you called me A “Little Man!” [Jeff Laughs!] That’s a good one Show because I may be Little in size too you but this little man is gonna kick your fat ass at Survivor Series, how the hell do you like that!? [Fans cheer!] Oh by the way if you’re a Big Show fan, well I am going to have to ask you to please leave! [A guy in a Jeff Hardy shirt pushes the guy with a Big Show shirt next to him!] We don’t want any more Big Show fans, he’s already big enough thank you very much! But I am just wondering Show after I beat you after Survivor Series, What kind of flowers do you want delivered to your hospital room? Don’t worry Show you think I wouldn’t come and visit! I’ll even push you around in the wheel chair. Wait a minute I am being a bit too over confident with myself! I have to be careful he might get up and be out here in the ring in I don’t know around 20 minutes! [Fans Laugh!] You started this whole mess Show and now… I am gonna finish it!!!
|-| The lights fade a bit as One of A Kind by Breaking Point plays. Jeff smiles and looks at the top of the ramp as the titan tron reads, Rob-Van-Dam! BOOOM! Fireworks shoot up as RVD appears taunting the crowd. He walks out down the isle and smiles at Jeff Hardy. RVD runs down and slides in the ring. He shakes hand with Jeff as the crowd chants “RVD, RVD, RVD!” RVD grabs a mic and begins to speak! |-|
Jim Ross: Thank God Rob Van Dam is back on SLAM! The fans are on their feet, for R-V-D!
Rob Van Dam: First of all, I am so happy to be back on SLAM! [Fans cheer!] As you all know I am now apart of the 10 man Elimination Match at Survivor Series! Which is too bad for Rikishi! Tough luck dude. Oh well the reason came out here was to talk with this fine individual! The most Xtreme man in Sports Entertainment, wMe’s own Jeff Hardy! [Fans cheer!] Jeff first of all I have to warn you about The Big Show! That man will do anyhting to win even if that means busting you open to win that match at Survivor Series! So I am just telling you before hand, to watch your back that man can attack you at anytime, anywhere! I know I am usually cool with matches but this guy is a 7 foot 500 pound monster so I am just giving you a word of a advice. Trust me I have been in the ring with that man and it’s not pretty!
Jeff Hardy: Rob, thanks for being a good friend and coming out here. But I know what I am getting myself into from the minute I was told about this match I knew that it will be one of the hardest matches I ever have to go through in my career! Rob I have seen you beat The Big Show and God damnit now it’s my turn! Big Show your mine you son of a bitch! I want your best effort at Survivor Series Big Show! Cause this is the last god damn match you are EVER going to be in! So we better make it good!
Rob Van Dam: You’re not the only one who is ready for Survivor Series Jeff! I am in the 10 man Elimination Match, SLAM vs Smackdown, Winner Takes All! So I have to be prepared as well. This is the biggest match in my career!
Jeff Hardy: Say Rob, we have known each other a long time haven’t we? Maybe it’s time we become more then friends! I think it’s time that The Xtreme Daredevil and The Whole F’n Show… TEAM UP! To become the best damn Tag Team wMe has ever seen! What do you say man?
Rob Van Dam: Hmmm the Xtreme Daredevil and The Whole Damn Show teaming up in wMe… Cool! So I say hell yeah to your offer Jeff! Together we will… become the best damn Tag Team in wMe History and that my friends is a fact!
Jim Ross: Oh my God, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam are the newest Tag Team in the wMe, what kinds of chaos are these men going to let loose on wMe?
|-| Jeff’s Music blares through the arena, the fans cheer as RVD climbs up on a turnbuckle and poses. Jeff climbs up on another turnbuckle on the other side of the ring! The fans are on their feet for the newest wMe Tag Team! What plans do they have in store. Read The next Roleplay and find out…|-|
|-| The scene fades out! |-|
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