The Titontron lights up as fans cheer in recognition of the wrestler before them. Wearing a leather waistcoat and leather pants topped off by his famous sunglasses, the Rock makes himself comfortable on the black cosy sofa ready to address the waiting audience. Just as he is about to open his mouth, a rustling sound is heard as the Rock turns his head. With a mischievous grin on his face the Rock clears his throat and begins to speak to the woman.
.::Rock::. Can’t you see that the Rock is trying to speak to the millions
Crowd back in the arena: And Millions
.::Rock::. Of Rock’s fans? Look why don’t you come back later and finish up, I’m sure the Rock will be. (looks up and down at the woman)………ready by then.
The young woman smiles as she makes her way out the room. But Rock calls her back in.
.::Rock::. I think you forgot something
The woman follows the Rocks gaze as she gives an apologetic smile. "I’m being so clumsy today". She then bends down to pick the item from the floor as the Rock watches her with a smile.
.::Rock::. Actually you know what, the Rock all of a sudden feels hungry now…I fancy eating some humble pie.
.::Woman::. Um…. you want me to make you some pie?
.::Rock::. Yes and hurry, the Rock won’t be able to wait for too long
.::Woman::. But you’ve just eaten
.::Rock::. Yes but the Rocks appetite has just come back. Now go
The woman quickly hurries out the room as the Rock adjusts his glasses and returns his attention back to the audience.
.::Rock::. Now where was the Rock? Oh yeah…Finally the Rock has come back to….
The Rock tilts his head
.::Rock:: Where the hell has the Rock come back to?
The cameraman whispers something as the crowd boo.
.::Rock::. (smiles) Yes of course, How could the Rock forget, I mean the Rock has been busy these past few months, busy entertaining all you people with my movies, appearing on radio shows, making appearances in talk shows. Never having the chance to get some sleep. Yet you people expect the Rock to come back and act to your demands. While I was away finding some other means to entertain you guys, you guys were no longer entertained by the Rock!
No you guys found some other sorry guy to make your hero and you forgot all about the people’s champ, you just tossed the Rock aside as if ……,.and now that the great one has returned, you want to act as if nothing happened, you all expect the Rock to return and behave like some puppet. Well the Rock sick to death of trying to please you people, {laughs} Now the Rock doesn’t have to worry about you jackasses the Rock will look out for number 1…the Rock!
Which of course brings the Rock onto XWL and the new XWL Champion the Undertaker. Taker you and the Rock go way way back, back to a time in the wwe where the Rock whooped your candy ass oh and as always, the Rock whooped your candy ass in style. You remember don't you? Yeah I remember it as if it was yesterday, you laying out cold in the middle of the ring, the Rock delivering the people's elbow before setting you up for the Rock bottom.
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