FROM THE
DESK OF THE STALKER
FROM: stalker@rightbehindyou.com
SUBJECT: You sneaky little devil!!!
What’s the big idea? Hacking into email and
snooping in private lives is my job! Ok, so maybe the pay sucks, but the
benefits…don’t even get me started! That little note to DDP wasn’t meant to be
seen by the world. I feel violated…I feel…OMG…I totally feel stalked!! Wow,
that’s a first! Good one!
I’ve picked my next target…the one and only
Olympic hero Kurt Angle. I wanna get him to explain
to me why his synchronized swimming team was so much better than anybody
else’s! Hopefully he’ll be easier to find than Taker was. I mean, I was forced
to follow his wife around!
And just to save you from being prosecuted for
hacking into wrestler’s mailboxes, I’ll just start sending you a copy of
whatever I send to the wrestlers. J I am so considerate! Post em, or else I’ll be forced to stalk Lita.
And we all know she doesn’t need more airtime than what she already has!
Laterz
Stalker
PS: I’ll be stalking Kane eventually…you might
find that interesting since you have a Kane/Taker site. But I can’t go after
him til I find out what exactly this ‘Big Red
Machine’ is, and how to turn it off. I mean, I don’t wanna
get run over by his remote controlled Dirt Devil or anything.