Stalker Serenade to Hagitha

 

It's been a loooong time people.  Your ever friendly Stalker now presents an Ode to Hagitha!  If you have a problem with me hating her guts, don't bother reading it.  Your Stalker has spoken!

 

**sung to the tune of The Chanukah Song by Adam Sandler**

 

 

 

Ok…

This is a song that…uh

There's a lot of wrestling songs out there and…

Not too many Hagitha songs

So…I wrote a song for all us nice little stalkers who don't get to hear anything bashing Hagitha

Here we go…

 

Get ready to Gagitha

Here comes Hagitha

She is such a Dragitha

That big stupid Hagitha

Hagitha forced her way … into Taker's life

Instead of lookin' at that hot man, we're stuck with his nasty wife

 

When you feel like the only person in town who hates what they see

Here's a list of people who hate Hagitha just like you and me…

 

Little Spike Dudley…thinks she's a whore-ah

So do Matt and Jeff…Rhyno wants to give her a Gore-ah

 

Guess who projectile vomits when she walks into the deli

The Big Show Paul Wight…and Arthur Fonzarelli (That's Trips)

 

Kane really hates her, Bradshaw does too

Put them in a room with her…and watch em both spew

 

You don't need makeup or a new wardrobe to wear

Try a paper bag to cover up that nappy hair…you suck

 

Get ready to Gagitha

It's time to look at Hagitha

Her fake boobs they Sagitha

Cuz they're attached to Hagitha

 

Trish Stratus…hates her too

And guess who else? That loser Test…his real name is Drew (he still sucks)

 

Devon hates her just as much as his bro Bubba Ray

Billy and Chuck can't stand her even if they both are gay (just a storyline!)

 

Some people think she's Ok…she loves her big man

But guess what? She's nasty!

I should smack her with a pan (if I can find one handy)

 

So many people hate her in the WWE

Let's send her somewhere they'll keep her under heavy lock and key…

 

Here is a Bagitha

To put on Hagitha

I hope I don't Gagitha

When they make me look at Hagitha

She is such a Dragitha

Her fake boobs yea they Sagitha

If you really wanna Gagitha

Take a close up look at the thing they call Hagitha