Resolutions
Author: UtsSmutQueen
Rated: R-for possible SMUT, language
Disclaimer: Go right ahead and sue me. It’s your money Vinnie
Mac-man. The only thing you’ll get from
me is a headache and 43 cents. And I
can’t guarantee I’ll have 43 cents.
A/N: In a perfect world, the men I’m writing about here would
be single and readily available to do…whatever we wanted. But alas…they aren’t. HEY, it IS fiction, and it IS my story. So single they be. At least, until I deem them worthy of
marriage to one of my characters…lol
Ah, and Lex…sorry babe, but I just
cannot write smut with Kurt Angle. lmao…take heart, I’ve got a little something for you in the
works
New Year’s Eve 2001
Ten minutes until midnight, and the start of a new
year.
The party had been going on for almost six hours with no
sign of slowing down. The ballroom of
the hotel had been rented out for the entire night by the fed. For once, everyone seemed to be getting
along.
“Miracles do
happen,” Claire said to no one in particular.
“Why? Did the Bisch drown in the
punchbowl?” Patsy asked, looking around the room. Claire shook her head.
“Damn. Don’t get my hopes up like that.”
Claire laughed.
“No…the fact that with the amount of alcohol being served there hasn’t
been one screaming match, fist fight, or any other sign of unruly behavior.”
“The night is still young,” Mary said from her perch behind
them. She’d dragged a stool into the
corner where she had a good view of everything that was going on. If people wanted to talk to her, they knew
where she was. She wasn’t in the mood
for mingling; it had been Rhonda who had dragged her here tonight.
Of Rhonda there was currently no sign. She’d grabbed Shelly
and pulled her into the ladies room, presumably to gossip about one of the
guys. The only one unaccounted for was
Trina; she’d put in an appearance then had disappeared.
For most of the night the six women had stayed where they
were. The walls of the ballroom were
lined with tables, and there were sitting areas in each of the corners. They’d staked this one out for themselves,
wandering away for food or for fresh drinks.
Occasionally they’d accept a dance invitation from one of they
guys. (“Do NOT dance with Jeff,” Shelly
had said when she’d limped back from her one outing with him, making the others
laugh.)
This was the first time in a long time that all six of them
were together. Each had a different job
with the company, and their hours varied.
The only reason Mary had finally agreed to come was because it gave her
a chance to catch up with Claire. Claire
was the only one who worked in the corporate office, so she didn’t travel with
the company like the rest of them did.
Mary was with the SmackDown brand, which was almost the same as being in
a totally different company.
Rhonda, Shelly, Patsy and Trina worked with the Raw guys
exclusively. They had, of course,
preferred the way things used to be before the roster split, but the choice
hadn’t been theirs. In the end, each had
stuck with what they knew.
“Did we miss anything?” Rhonda asked, finally reappearing
with a laughing Shelly behind her.
“Nope…noth…” Patsy stopped and
started laughing. “Well, well,
well. Trina’s back. And from the looks of her, I’d say she test
drove a bed or two.”
Claire snickered, covering her mouth with her hand. It was true.
Trina’s eyes had a faraway look, her hair was mussed, and she was
smiling in a knowing way.
“Hi guys,” Trina finally noticed them looking at her and
blushed. “Sorry. I had something to take care of.”
“I’ll bet…” Shelly started laughing. “I hope he…it…came out all right.”
“You are terrible,” Claire said, still trying not to
laugh.
The music that had been playing since the party started had
cut off with no warning. Vince McMahon
climbed onto the small stage in the front of the room and grabbed a microphone.
“Can’t he stop hogging the spotlight for one damn night?”
Rhonda stage-whispered to no one in particular.
The other women laughed quietly, drawing amused looks from the people
standing closest to them.
“Can I have your attention for one moment please?” Vince’s
smooth, overly practiced voice came over the speaker, causing a momentary
feedback squeal. He winced, then lowered
his tone. “Ladies and gentlemen, I hope
that you’re enjoying yourselves tonight.
Relax, have fun. Let off some
steam.” He paused and smiled down at his wife, who was standing directly in
front of him. “Midnight is in exactly 3
minutes. Grab the one you love and lay a
kiss on them. And then…grab your wife
and do the same thing! We’ll be starting the countdown in just a few minutes!
Happy New Year!” With that, he dropped the mic and
stepped off the stage, getting a playful smack from Linda.
Claire sighed. “The
New Year’s kiss.”
“Please refrain from slipping anyone the tongue,” Patsy
imitated Vince’s deep voice.
“Oh come on. Let’s
go out onto the floor and get smooched,” Rhonda said with a laugh. “You know we’ll get passed around.”
“I think I’ll pass on that one,” Trina said. She still sounded like she was lost in her
own little world.
“Of course…” Patsy smiled sweetly at her. “Who knows where your mouth has been this
evening.”
“Patsy!” Shelly was laughing at the way Trina’s face went
an even brighter shade of red.
“I have an idea,” Mary said, getting down off of her
stool. She smoothed out the front of her
dress. “Let’s do as Rhonda
suggested. Wander out into the
crowd. Then at midnight…”
“We all grab a guy and throw him down and ravish him?”
Patsy said with a laugh.
“In front of everybody?” Claire said with a smirk.
“No…be serious for a minute here,” Mary was smiling. “We all have our little crushes. Don’t deny it…” she looked pointedly at
Claire. “So, how about this? We all go
onto the floor and at midnight, if our respective guys give up a little kiss…we
take it as a sign to mean that we’re supposed to go after them this year.”
“I’m in,” Patsy said, rubbing her hands together.
“There’s a shocker,” Rhonda said with a laugh. “It’s not like she dared you to do it.”
“Go after them?” Shelly laughed. “As in…what? Get a marriage proposal? Chase
them with a knife?”
“No…we just make it a point to make ourselves
more…available to them, so they know that we like them. And in one year…” Mary shrugged. “Well…we meet back up and see how it all came
out.”
“What if the guy we’re crushing on doesn’t kiss us?” Trina
piped up from her seat on the couch.
“Well…” again, a shrug.
“How about…we accept fate and go after the first guy that does? Hell,
you never know, it might be meant to be between you and Spike Dudley.”
Trina looked uncomfortable with that, while the others
laughed.
“Leave Spike alone.
He’s a sweet guy,” Rhonda said between giggles. “If we’re going to do this, we should
go. We have like…less than a minute.”
“Well….let’s go,” Patsy grabbed Shelly’s arm and pulled
her, ignoring her protests. Rhonda
glanced at Mary with a worried smile, then followed them. Claire didn’t move.
“I rather like the idea of staying right where I am…” She
said apologetically. Mary patted her
arm.
“Up to you. But…it
is just a kiss right?” with that, she headed into the crowd.
Trina hesitated for a moment, then followed her, trying to
push her way to the other side of the room.
Claire crossed her arms over her chest and watched the clock as it
counted down the final seconds of the year.
First Kisses
Trina
Trina pushed her way through the crowd, keeping her eyes on
the man across the room. If she was
going to get a kiss and spend the year mooning over somebody, might as well
make it someone she already knew and liked.
John, also known as Bradshaw, was standing against the
wall, talking to a couple of the other guys. Trina paid them no attention. Her eyes were locked on the back of John’s
dark head. They’d had an extremely heavy
petting session in a small hallway behind the ballroom. Trina had finally pushed him away, laughing,
telling him to wait until after midnight when they could slip out and go
upstairs to one of their rooms.
She should have just dragged him on up there. As it was she’d spent more than an hour with
him, in what she thought of as a high school grope. She seemed to recall the same thing happening
at her senior prom.
The crowd around her began counting down as she neared
him. Trina smiled when John turned and
met her eyes. A lazy grin spread across
his face as he watched her progress.
“3…2…” Trina suddenly lost her footing, her high heel
slipping through someone’s spilled drink.
She felt hands grabbing her arms and righting her, and just as the crowd
yelled out the final number found herself looking into the eyes of…
Bubba Dudley. He was
half-smiling, steadying her. The crowd
around them starting cheering and screaming as the clock ticked over, making
the end of the old year.
“Kiss for the hero,” He said with a laugh and a wink. Trina’s eyes widened but she didn’t have time
to protest before he pressed his mouth lightly against hers. It was quick…she supposed she should be
thankful for that. Bubba pulled back and
gave her another wink before wandering out into the rest of the crowd, who had
started singing along to the music that blared through the speakers.
Trina bit her lip and looked at John, who hadn’t seen her
take her fall. Instead he was laughingly
accepting a kiss from a very drunk Trish.
She looked around, searching for any of her friends. None of them were in sight.
She couldn’t believe it.
Bubba? Of all the guys to get a New Year’s kiss from…
And Mary’s little…dare? Bet? Trina seriously hoped she was
kidding. There was no way she would
throw herself at Bubba. She worked with
him all the time; he was too…well…he was just Bubba for crying out loud.
Such a normal, average guy that he tended to get lost in the general
shuffle of things.
She had to get some air.
And to track down at least one of her friends. No way was she going to give up being with
John for Bubba. Not in a million years.
Mary
Making her way through the crowd, in no real hurry to get
to anyone in particular, Mary actually counted down with the rest of the
roster. She was actually half-hoping for
a little lip lock with Adam, but from her viewpoint it looked as if Patsy had
already snagged him. Too bad…she’d spent
a fair amount of time wondering what it would be like to run her fingers
through that gorgeous hair of his.
“Hey Mare…” a laughing Randy Orton stopped in front of
her. He gave her a wink. “Wanna be my New
Year’s sweetie?” He was obviously a bit tipsy.
Mary grinned and nodded.
Hell, he was young but he could definitely make for an interesting
year.
“3…2…” Mary stepped toward him, preparing to get her first
kiss of the New Year. As the crowd
shouted out the last number, her shoulders were grabbed and she was spun around
and tipped backward. A set of warm lips
met hers. Her fingers clawed at a pair
of broad shoulders as she hung on so she wouldn’t hit the floor. A tongue slipped across her lips, and Mary’s
first and automatic response was to let it in.
The kiss ended suddenly, and she was pulled back upright
onto her feet, her head spinning a little.
“Mary, Mary….quite contrary…” Chris Jericho stood there, a
wicked grin on his face, his eyes sparkling.
“For an ice princess you don’t kiss half-bad.” With that, he turned and melted into the
crowd.
Mary looked around, still stunned. Randy had taken off to parts unknown. And she’d gotten her first kiss from the
biggest jerk on the roster. “Ice
princess…” she muttered under her breath.
Just because she didn’t bow at his feet like the rest of the women that
worked for SmackDown…
Pulling herself together, she attempted to get back to her
corner seat. She was stopped every few
feet for playful kisses. None of them
quite measured up to the first one though.
She finally broke through the crowd and sat on her stool,
absently running a finger over her lips.
So Jerky boy thought she was an ice princess? Maybe this would be her year to change his
perceptions. She smiled and waited for
everyone else to rejoin her.
Patsy
Patsy managed to pull Shelly all of ten feet before she
lost her. Jeff had grabbed her again and
was laughing as he spun her around.
Patsy shook her head and pushed on through the crowd, not going after
anyone in particular. She just wanted to
get to a good spot on the floor where her options would be open.
Opposite from the stage, just as the crowd started counting
down the final minute, she stopped and looked around. Adam was a few feet away; he’d watched her
approach with a smile.
“Coming to the dark side?” He shouted over the general
chaos.
“Nah…just came over here to check out your ‘dark’ side,”
she said with a laugh. He was obliging,
turning so she could check out his butt in the black leather pants he was
wearing. “Damn…we need to get married,”
Patsy commented with a laugh.
“I thought you’d never ask,” Adam wiggled his eyebrows at
her, grinning. “So…you come here to get
your first knee shaking, toe curling kiss?”
“Ah…no,” Patsy’s eyes had fallen on the tables behind
him. “Much as I’d love to swap spit with
you, I think I’m going to challenge myself a little.”
Adam noticed the direction of her gaze and then did a
double take. “You courting a death wish
tonight?”
Patsy smiled sweetly.
“I must be. Mr. Grumpy over there
looks like he could use a kiss.”
“Among other various…um…activities,” Adam said dryly. Patsy laughed and playfully pinched his
stomach as she moved past him. “He’ll
shoot you down!”
“Bang, bang,” Patsy walked backward for a second, doing
Mick’s ‘Cactus Jack’ gun thing, making Adam laugh.
She turned and walked up to the table she’d noticed. Leaning down, she put one hand on the back of
the chair and the other on the table.
Mark looked up at her with a frown.
“What do you want?” Not even trying to be friendly. The tone of his voice made her grin.
“Baby, I love it when you talk all rough like that,” she
said. Mark’s frown deepened as the crowd
began the final countdown. “Cut that
out, you’re going to get wrinkles.”
Mark didn’t even crack a smile. Damn but he was cranky. She couldn’t resist getting under his
skin. He made it so damn easy sometimes.
“Funny…now go play with your friends,” Mark said. He’d put a little edge into his voice.
“Maybe I’d rather…play…with you,” with a smirk, Patsy
leaned in closer.
“And maybe you’ve had too much to drink,” With narrowed
eyes, he glared at her. Patsy started
laughing.
“I’m the most sober person in this room right now. I’m the designated driver,” she licked her
upper lip. “Kinda
scary to think I’d act like this of my own free will huh?”
“3…2…” Mark didn’t move as Patsy lowered her head and
kissed him softly on the lips. He didn’t
kiss her back either; he was shocked that she’d actually done it.
Everyone around them was screaming and going crazy as the
music started again. Patsy pulled back,
a smile playing over her face.
“There. Cheer your ass up. Your year’s just starting.” With a laugh she
walked away, leaving him to stare after her.
When she disappeared into the crowd, he finished his drink then stood up
and stormed out of the ballroom.
Patsy watched him go, biting back a laugh. She sure knew how to pick them. Good thing she already had Mark on her list
of people to torture this year. He was
either going to cheer up or go insane once she got started. With a grin, she made her way back to Mary’s
observation point.
Rhonda
Fighting through the crowd was fairly easy for Rhonda; she
could pick little openings and slip through them unnoticed for the most
part. A few of the guys stopped her
along her way, but only momentarily. She
had her sights set on the one man who’d never even looked twice at her, or so
she thought. Mary had said go after
their crushes, but there was no way she would just grab him and kiss him. But that didn’t mean she couldn’t bring in
the New Year standing next to him.
She came to a halt and stood behind him, admiring his rear
view. Rob certainly knew how to fill out
a pair of dress pants, that was for sure.
His hair was pulled back in his signature pony tail. From her viewpoint, he looked as solid as a
rock, and as unattainable as a Ferrari.
Sighing, she decided to give it up. No sense in waiting for him to notice
her. She turned as the crowd began
counting down the final ten seconds.
Warm hands settled on her shoulders and turned her
around. She found it hard to breath as
she stared up into Rob’s warm eyes. He
gave her a lopsided smile, then kissed her softly.
Pulling back, he grinned fully. “Last kiss of the old year…” Rhonda was too
stunned to speak. The people were
screaming down the last two seconds, and at “1” Rob kissed her again, this time
cupping her chin in one hand.
‘Oh my God, Oh my God…” the phrase kept running through her
mind as his lips pressed against hers.
She was completely disappointed when it ended, trying to hide it as he
let her go.
“And the first kiss of the New Year,” Rob winked at
her.
“I…um…thank you,” She managed to stutter out.
“The pleasure was all mine,” another half smile and he was
gone, moving off through the crowd to dance with his friends. Rhonda stared at him until she couldn’t see
him anymore.
“I wish it was all yours,” she finally said to herself, not
realizing she was speaking out loud.
“What did you say?” Jay had come up beside her, a glass of
champagne in his hand. “You’re Rhoda,
right?”
“Rhonda, you moron,” she said with a laugh. Jay knew her name, but he liked to say it
wrong to annoy her. “And I was talking
to myself.”
“Oh. Gotta watch that. People will start thinking you’re nuts.” He downed the last of his drink then palmed
the glass off on a passing waiter.
“Well…wanna dance or something?”
“Maybe in a little bit.
I have to go see some people,” she could see that Mary was already back
in the corner, a semi-dazed look on her face.
Trina was standing beside her, her expression nearly mirroring
Mary’s.
“Blah. See ya at work then,” with a laugh, Jay staggered off, leaving
her to make her way back through the crowd to her friends. She mentally berated herself. Why was it she could talk to every guy on the
roster except for the one she really wanted to talk to? And why had he picked
tonight of all nights to notice her?
Shaking her head, she returned the way she’d come, wishing
that Rob’s sweet kiss hadn’t ended so soon.
Claire
Claire watched as the other five women moved off through
the crowd in search of…whatever it was they were looking for. She didn’t want to get involved in this
one. As if she’d actually be able to
just go up to some guy and plant one on him just because she thought he was
good looking. She didn’t know any of the
guys here well enough to do that kind of thing.
Working in the home office while everyone else was on the road didn’t
bring in many close relationships with the talent.
Sighing, she tapped her foot as the clock counted down the
final seconds. “Hiding out in the
corner?” A deep voice asked from behind her.
Claire turned and smiled.
“As usual,” she said with a shrug. Shane was her boss, the only one she really
knew besides her five women friends.
They spent hours together, designing new web page layouts and going over
sponsorship contracts. “I could say the
same for you.”
Shane smiled. “Dad
and his parties…” he shook his head.
“I’m going to bow out as soon after the ball drops as I can.”
“That’s…” she was drowned out as the crowd began chanting
along with the dwindling clock. When
they reached ‘1’ there was a deafening cheer.
Claire watched, amused, as hugs and kisses were shared. Some of the guys half-heartedly tried to sing
that old New Year’s song, but gave it up as a lost cause.
“Well…Happy New Year, Claire,” Shane said over the roar of
the crowd. Claire looked up at him,
returning his smile. Before she knew it
was coming, Shane had pressed his lips lightly against hers.
He pulled away, grinned, then moved out into the crowd,
accepting hugs and handshakes from men he’d been around for years. A few of the women on the roster gave him
kisses, but he didn’t linger on them.
Claire was still in shock from it. Ok, so she hadn’t wanted to go out and find her
crush. Apparently something had made him
come to her though. She suddenly found
herself in need of a drink. Or a closet
to lock herself up in. Shane was her boss, someone she had to answer to on a
daily basis. To harbor any kind of
romantic feelings toward him was asking for trouble. And here he had given her the first kiss of
the new year. And Mary had said, the
first guy…
Shaking her head, Claire decided to beg off of Mary’s
little game. Sure, Shane was a good
looking guy. And she did like him. But she liked her life as it was. She didn’t need to complicate it with carnal
thoughts of her employer.
She caught the attention of a roaming waiter, and started
to ask for a glass of wine, then changed her mind. Maybe she’d had enough alcohol for one
night. She asked for a glass of juice,
then told him to leave it here on the table.
She needed to step outside for a few minutes before everyone gathered
here again. She had to compose herself.
Shelly
Jeff’s little twirl around the floor had her dizzy and
breathless. Shelly stumbled a bit when
he let go of her, laughing. Damn
him. She’d make sure to give him an
especially painful session when he came in to see her before Raw.
She actually hoped that Jeff would give up a little kiss as
midnight struck. He was interesting, to
say the least. And she didn’t feel shy
and clumsy around him. Bad dancing set
aside, she wouldn’t mind trying to figure out what made his mind tick.
As the crowd began counting down the final seconds, she
turned, looking for him. He’d
disappeared, which was amazing considering his hair was a jumble of shades of
pink and orange. Still giggling under
her breath, she tried to push through the crowd to where she thought he
was. A pair of hands grabbed her
shoulders and spun her again.
Instead of Jeff’s smiling face, she was looking at a
chest. Nice enough chest at that. But as she looked up, she had to bite back a
groan. The crowd counted the final
number and he lowered his head to kiss her.
How ironic that the one man she’d tried to avoid in her
career with the fed was the one who’d grabbed her. She’d already spent six months of her life
trying to figure out what went on in Paul’s mind. Their breakup had been rough, especially on
her, because he flaunted the fact that he was now dating the boss’s
daughter.
Before his mouth could touch hers, she was pulled roughly
from Paul’s hands and cradled against a larger, higher chest. She had a half a second to realize it was
Glen before he was kissing her, urging her to kiss him back. In shock but game, she let him slip his
tongue into her mouth, aware that Paul was watching in disbelief.
Glen finally came up for air, tipping her a wink and a sly
grin. Shelly had to bite back a
laugh. Glen was the only one, other than
her girl friends, that knew about the disaster that had occurred with
Paul. Glen had been into the physical
therapy room so many times lately that Shelly felt he was probably her best and
most consistent friend on the roster. It
was all too easy to open up to each other while they worked.
And here was Glen, coming to her ‘rescue’. Paul eyed the bigger man, but said
nothing. He turned and stomped off,
shoving anyone who got in his way.
“That was close,” Shelly said with a laugh.
“Yeah…wouldn’t wanna get his
cooties again, now would ya?” Glen started laughing
with her.
“Um…no,” Shelly pushed her hair back from her face. She couldn’t help but stare at Glen’s
mouth. He was a good kisser. Even if it had been under false
pretenses. “You keep doing things like
that, and people are gonna think you’re my
boyfriend,” she said jokingly.
With a wave of his hand, Glen indicated the people around
them. “What makes you think they don’t
already?” With a chuckle at the look on her face, he turned and went back to
his own friends. Shelly watched him go,
not sure if she should take him seriously or not.
She’d started back to Mary’s corner when she suddenly
realized that Glen had been the first to make with the kiss of the new
year. Shelly scanned the crowd, easily
picking him out. She’d always thought he
was a great guy. And now she knew he was
a great kisser. But she’d tried to keep
her thoughts on the friendship level. He
seemed to be carting around some baggage of his own, and she hadn’t pried or asked
about it. She assumed that he’d
eventually come clean.
And now…well…she guessed she’d have to attempt to take
their friendship a little farther. Not
that it would be such a hardship. She
liked the relationship they had though.
Sighing, she continued on her way, hoping that nothing would happen to
screw that up.
Prologue Part 2
“Why do you all look like you got hit by a speeding truck?”
Patsy asked, looking from face to face.
It had taken her the longest to get back to the corner. As usual, she’d stopped a few dozen times
along the way to get on somebody’s nerves.
Nobody could come up with an answer. Mary finally cleared her throat. “Well…um…that didn’t go exactly as I thought
it would.” Four other heads nodded in
agreement. “I’ll confess first. Jericho laid one on me.”
“Ah…the jerk,” Patsy started laughing. “I feel your pain. I was going to go for Adam when I got a Taker
urge.”
“Oh no…” Shelly leaned against the wall, giggling. “It was nice knowing you Pats. Too bad you’re not going to live to see next
New Year’s.”
“Yeah, yeah…so who’d you lock lips with Snoozy?”
“Um…Glen…kinda sorta. I don’t know
if it should count though…”
“If he kissed you then it counts,” Rhonda said.
“And who lit your fire?” Shelly turned the attention off of
her. She was embarrassed enough as it
was.
Rhonda blushed.
“Aww…could it be that R…V…D made
pucker up faces at you?” Patsy did Rob’s thumb pointing thing, laughing. Rhonda nodded dreamily. “God…that’s sickening. I’m surprised you made it back to the
corner. I would have thought you’d be a
puddle on the floor.”
“Fess up Claire…and Trina…” Mary looked at the other two
girls, who gave each other looks of sympathy.
“I…uh…got…” Trina mumbled unintelligibly.
“You got pubssaday?” Patsy mocked
her, laughing again.
“Bubba Ray. Ok?
Bubba.” Trina put her hand against her forehead, wondering if she had a
fever. She suddenly felt hot.
“Wooo, Trina…get the tables!”
Shelly said with a giggle.
“Trina’s gonna get her some
wood,” Patsy said, snickering. Trina bit
her tongue and refused to comment.
“And you Miss Claire?” Mary persisted. Claire just smiled a little.
“Oh, come on. We all
told. It’s just in fun anyway,” Rhonda
stated. She hoped it was true. If she had to do more than say hi to Rob
she’d probably end up stuttering like a maniac.
“I’d rather not be involved if that’s all right with all of
you,” Claire said, clearing her throat nervously.
“Don’t make me tell on you,” Patsy threatened. Claire looked at her confused. “I saw who you kissed…I saw who you kissed…”
she said it in a sing-song voice.
“It wasn’t a real kiss. Just a peck.
Really,” she bit her lip and shifted uncomfortably.
“Uh huh,” Mary eyed her, a smile on her lips. She had a pretty good idea of who it was. “Well…fine, be that way. But I’m sure that we’ll all find out
eventually. Like when we get invitations
to the wedding.”
This made all of the others laugh. Claire laughed too, but refused to say more
on the subject.
“So what do we do now? Club them on the head and drag them
upstairs for some new year’s bed bouncing?” Patsy asked with a laugh.
Mary shrugged. “It
was just a little experiment. Just to
see who’d do what to who. But I can
pretty much guarantee you something…” she looked from one woman to the
next. “The guys we each kissed tonight
are going to have a profound impact on our lives. If only because I said so,” she laughed. “The power of suggestion rears its ugly
head.”
“Cool…” Patsy shrugged.
“Doesn’t it bother you at all that you’ll be looking at the
Dead Man in a different way now?” Rhonda asked curiously. She knew she liked Rob even more than she had
before, if possible.
“Eh…I already look at him like he’s crazy. Might as well change my perception and work
his last nerve,” she gave an exaggerated sigh.
“Too bad he ditched the party. I
reckon I have enough drunk guys here who would have helped me drag him upstairs
and get him stripped nekkid.”
“Well…I’m glad one of us in enjoying who she kissed,” Mary
said laughing. “So…anybody actually gonna pursue this?”
“Not me,” Claire said decisively.
“Me either,” Trina echoed her. She still had a slight flush on her face.
“I don’t think so…” Shelly sounded uncertain. Rhonda gave a
shrug.
“Hell yeah. What
about you Mary?” Patsy said with a smile.
“I’ll have to think about it I guess. I don’t know if I want to take on that ego,”
Mary smiled. “Of course, I already knew
you were all for it.”
“Not like I have anything better to do this year,” Patsy
was looking off onto the dance floor, growing bored with the conversation. “Since the man of my…er…nightmares
has left the building, I believe I’ll hit the floor with one of the runners
up.” She waved over her shoulder and
went off to find a dance partner.
“I think I’m going to head upstairs,” Claire said, rising
from the chair she’d been sitting in.
“I’ll walk with you,” Shelly smiled, then turned back to
Mary. “So if we do decide to…um...pursue
these guys. What then?”
“Well…one year from now, we all get together. Another new year, another party. We’ll see what’s happened,” Mary shrugged one
shoulder. “You know, kind of swap horror
stories. Most of us got tagged by guys
we normally wouldn’t think twice about.
Maybe it’s some kind of sign.”
“I can only hope,” Rhonda said with a dreamy sigh. Her eyes were glued to Rob, who had moved
toward the bar. Everyone else rolled
their eyes comically.
“Ok. Then…in case I
don’t see you for another year,” Shelly gave Mary a hug. “Good luck with Jerky
boy. I have a feeling you’re going to need it.”
Mary laughed. “I
have a feeling we’re all going to need it.”
She got up from her stool and stretched.
“And I think I’ll head upstairs too.
If I’m going after the Jerk, I’m going to need my rest.”
January
Trina
Trina hated winter.
She hated the long car rides on slick highways, hated the cold
weather.
If she were being totally honest, it wasn’t just the lack
of a warm front that bothered her. Ever
since New Year’s Eve she’d been in a strange mood. She’d blown off John, telling him she didn’t
feel good. He took it well enough. And for the last few weeks she’d put him off,
almost completely forgetting about him at times. Instead of John, she had…Bubba.
Now, Bubba wasn’t a guy she would normally pay attention
to. He was just so…quiet. He tended to blend into the crowd of people
she say every day.
But not anymore.
Every time she looked up from what she was doing, she saw him. Bubba here, Bubba there…in the gym, in the
line for the catering, walking through the hallway. And he was scheduled for a costume overhaul,
which would start bright and early in the morning. Trina’s job with the fed was costume
designer. Which meant she’d be spending
a hell of a lot of time with him in the upcoming weeks, getting ideas for where
she wanted to go with his character.
When she finally reached her next destination, she’d
fretted herself into quite a temper. Trina
checked in at the hotel and threw her bag into her room, then made her way down
to the bar.
This late at night, it was almost empty. She saw a few people she knew, most of them
had arrived just before she had. She
chose to sit by herself in the corner, where she could drink in relative peace
and quiet.
She’d taken one small sip of beer with a hand dropped on
her shoulder, scaring her. She turned
her head and met the dark eyes of John as he smiled down at her. He’d been in the back, shooting pool with a
few of the guys, and had caught her daydreaming.
“Mind if I sit darlin’?” He
winked at her and slid into the booth across from her before she could
answer. She summoned up a smile for him.
“Aren’t you up past your bedtime?” She joked.
“Nah…can’t sleep,” he eyed her suggestively. “Why don’t you finish that beer and keep me
company til I get tired?”
Trina laughed.
“Company huh? What kind of company are you looking for?” Hell, it was
high time she remembered who she thought was hot around here. John was handsome, smart, funny. Sexy as all get out. And he wanted her. She couldn’t understand why she wasn’t more
happy about that.
“What kinda company are you
willing to give?” His hand reached across the table, and he brushed his fingers
over her arm.
“Your room or mine?” Trina asked quietly, smiling a
little. Screw thinking about Bubba. Maybe all she needed was a roll in the sack
with John to get him out of her head.
John smiled and tossed some money on the table to pay for
her barely touched beer, then took her hand and led the way to the
elevator. Once the doors slid shut, he
turned to her, dipping his head down and pressing his lips against hers.
Trina tried to relax against him, to let herself go as she
had just a few weeks ago. It was
starting to work…as his tongue moved over her lips and slid into her mouth, her
body responded, and a soft moan escaped her.
John slid his hands from her hips up to her ribs, his thumbs barely
touching the bottoms of her breasts.
The elevator jerked to a stop and the doors slid open. John broke the kiss and smiled at her, then
dropped his hands to take hers. Trina
let him lead the way as he went up the hall to the door to his room.
“I’m sharing, but it’s Ok.
He said he won’t be back til early,” John said
softly.
Trina raised an eyebrow.
“What if he comes back early?”
“He won’t…” he pushed the door open, and stopped. The lights in the room were on, and Bubba was
lying on one of the two beds in the room, a book in his hands.
“Hey,” John managed to sound nonchalant, but Trina felt
like the wind had been knocked out of her.
John was sharing with Bubba? What was up with this man suddenly being
everywhere she wanted to be?
Lost in thought, it took her a minute to notice that both
men were looking at her as if she’d grown another head. “I…um…I have to go…early morning, got to
work…” she kept mumbling, talking way too fast.
Trina backed up until she was out of John’s reach and turned and hurried
down the hall. She ignored him when he
called out her name, and took the stairs instead of the elevator.
Once on her own floor, in the relative safety of her own
room, Trina leaned back against the door and sighed. John didn’t know which room was hers, which
was good. Whatever mood she’d managed to
build up for him was now shot all to shit.
She hated to have him think she was some kind of a tease, but…
“Damn it…” She said it out loud. “Why the hell can’t I stop thinking about…Bubba.” She said his name sarcastically,
putting all of the venom she could find into it. “That’s it.
Tomorrow. I talk to him, find
something about him that really pisses me off or that I hate, and that’ll be
it. No more Bubba in my mind.”
She moved to her bag and got out her nightshirt. She only hoped that it would be as easy as
she’d made it sound.
January
Patsy
Spike almost didn’t live to see the end of the month, and
all because of a snowball.
After spending 2 hours in a writer’s meeting (boring) and
another hour arguing with Michael Hayes and Paul Heyman
(annoying), Patsy had to go outside to let off some steam. It had been snowing all morning, and there
was at least 3 inches of powder on the ground.
It wasn’t quite noon yet, and most of the guys hadn’t made it to the
arena from the warmth of their hotel rooms.
The only person she’d run into this morning was Spike, and
that was just because he’d had a meeting with Vince. Patsy had bumped into him outside, and had
tossed some snow in his general direction.
And now…it was war.
There weren’t many cars in the parking lot, but there were
enough that they made effective cover for some covert ops. Spike had thrown the first real snowball, pegging
her in the leg. She’d reciprocated with
a torpedo of her own; unlike his sloppy throw, she had taken her time and
aimed, getting him in the back of the head when he’d turned to run away.
And now, she was crouched down, moving along the line of
cars, looking for him. Kids stuff, yeah,
but it was still fun as hell. And who
was there to try and stop them? Patsy
knew from experience that most of the guys on the roster did some weird things
to break tension. This was just her way
of doing it. For once, she was glad
Spike had been around.
She stopped and leaned back against JR’s car, looking
around. Instead of a snowball fight
outside, she should have asked Spike to play hide and seek inside. She still didn’t see him anywhere, but she
had heard him laughing a couple of times.
He’d almost hit her with another snowball, but she’d moved at the last
second and it had gone harmlessly past her head.
Patsy scooped up some snow, and pressed it in her
hands. Might as well get prepared. Bouncing the ball lightly on her palm, she
started to push away from the car but stopped when a large black truck pulled
into the parking lot.
She grinned. Mr. Grumpy had arrived, most likely to go over
that night’s bookings with Michael. He’d
avoided her since New Year’s Eve. Patsy
thought it was hilarious. Taking a last
look around, she made her way over to his truck.
Mark climbed out and stopped, turning to stare at her. Patsy straightened up, smiling brightly at
him.
“Hello Oscar,” she said sweetly. That one earned her a frown. Her smile grew.
“Oscar? What the hell does that mean?” She could tell it
just about killed him to show any kind of curiosity toward her. He probably would have just liked to ignore
her and go on about his business. As if
she was going to let that happen.
“Oscar…Sesame Street…you know. The Grouch?” She laughed at the look on his
face.
He mumbled under his breath then leaned into the truck to
pull out his bag. Patsy put her hand to
her mouth and shook her head. And now…he
was going to ignore her. She couldn’t
help herself though. She dropped her
hand and leaned against the truck.
“Don’t move…stay right like that,” She said, her voice
serious. Mark turned his head and looked
at her over his shoulder.
“Why? What the hell are you doing?”
“Nothing. Just
checking out your ass,” she laughed when he stood up too fast and knocked his
head on the roof of the truck. “Nice. You should bend over in my presence at least
twice a day.”
Mark rubbed his head and glared at her. Apparently he still hadn’t realized that she
was unfazed by his whole attitude.
“You know…I’ve been thinking. And I believe I know what your problem is,”
Patsy said, smiling.
“Besides you?” he said sarcastically. Patsy smirked.
“I’m touched that my mere presence turns you into an ogre,”
She put her hand on her chest and batted her eyelashes. “Actually, after giving it some thought, I’ve
come to the conclusion…” she took a few steps closer to him. Mark arched his eyebrow but didn’t move. He couldn’t really, the open door of the
truck was against his back. She stopped
directly in front of him and looked up at him, a look of mock concern on her
face. “Well…I’ll just come right out and
say it. You look like you need to get
laid.”
Mark rolled his eyes but refused to comment. Patsy dropped her snowball finally, and
reached out, straightening the front of his leather coat. “And being the nice person that I am…I am
willing to offer my services in that capacity.”
He blushed. Patsy
couldn’t help but grin. Mark finally
managed to shake his head. “What are
you…crazy?”
“Probably. Look at
what I do for a living,” she shrugged.
“You think I’m kidding.” She ran a hand down the front of his coat.
“From what I’ve seen, you think everything’s a big joke,”
Mark said coldly.
She didn’t let it faze her.
“And from what I’ve seen, nobody needs a laugh like you do. Well…a laugh
and some sexual therapy.” She winked at him.
“Why me?” he asked it rhetorically, his hand going up to
rub his temples.
“Cuz I think you’re hot?” Patsy answered him in question
form. “Cuz I like my guys mean and
caveman like? Cuz I enjoy getting under your skin? Who knows why?” She
smiled. “So…how bout it? Plenty of empty
locker rooms in the arena…”
Mark was looking at her as if she’d lost her mind. Which was not unusual. He always looked at her that way. “Maybe you should find one of your other guys
to pick on. You never seem to have a
shortage of them around.”
Patsy raised an eyebrow.
“But I like picking on you the most,” she said sweetly. “Just cuz I know
you don’t like it.”
“So…what if I took you up on your offer then?” Mark asked,
eyeing her curiously.
Patsy smiled. “Does
that mean you’re thinking about it?” She
shook her head. “You think to much. Either you wanna do
it or you don’t. Pick one.” She was actually kind of shocked he’d even
acted intrigued. Maybe he wasn’t going
to be a hard to crack as she’d at first thought.
Mark cocked his head to the side and studied her. When he started to lean forward, Patsy smiled
softly and reached up to put her hand on his cheek. Just as his lips brushed across hers, as her
eyes were closing, she saw movement from her left.
Without thinking about it, she dropped down, ducking,
leaving a surprised Mark kissing nothing but air. Well…air and a snowball. Spike had managed decent aim that time. The white ball had slammed Mark’s upper chest
and neck.
“Um…oops…sorry about that Taker,” Spike called
apologetically from his position behind the next car over. “That was meant for Patsy.”
Mark wiped snow off of his jacket with jerky movements of
his hands, obviously extremely pissed off.
Patsy slowly rose back up and eyed Spike, not able to help but
laugh. She looked at Mark then
sobered. “Hey…uh…Spike. I think you might wanna
consider…I dunno…running for your life.”
Spike finally noticed the look on Mark’s face and his
laughter tapered off to hitching giggles.
“Yeah…um…see ya!” He turned and ran, kicking
up snow in his wake. Mark watched him
with narrowed eyes.
“Calm yourself,” Patsy said, still smiling. “He was, after all, aiming for me.”
“So was I,” He said gruffly. He snatched his bag and slammed the truck
door, then stalked off in the direction that Spike had gone. Patsy watched him go, leaning against his truck. Interesting.
So he wasn’t as indifferent to her as he tried to act.
Sighing, she pushed away from the truck and made her way
back to the arena. Thanks to Spike, any
headway she’d made was probably erased.
She’d have to remember to ‘thank’ him for that later. “Shouldn’t have told him to run I guess,” she
said to herself. She started laughing,
an image of Mark chasing Spike through the snow in her mind.
January
Mary
If she’d been asked how things were going with her New
Year’s kiss, Mary had the luxury of claiming complete ignorance. She truly had forgotten about it, putting the
whole thing in some dark corner of her mind.
She was too busy at work to worry about what Jericho was doing.
That was, until the second week of January. When she found herself face to face with him
for the first time, in a small conference room, going over his schedule for the
week. He was wrestling and touring with
his band, which put him in a time bind.
Now she had to figure out how to get him where he needed to be without
pissing off any of the bosses.
Sitting at the table, she rubbed her temples. Chris was annoying and that was putting it
lightly. She’d offer suggestions and
he’d shoot them down. After the tenth or
so time, she’d finally realized he was doing it on purpose, just to see how far
he could push her.
Grabbing her pen, she took the printout of his engagements
and pulled it to her. “I have one last
idea,” She said, glancing at him. He was
sitting back in his chair, feet kicked up on the table, a smirk on his
face. She was not a violent person, but
the sudden urge to slap him came over her.
With a smile, she used the pen to write something on the paper.
“Ya know…it’s rough being in
demand all the time,” Chris said. Mary
rolled her eyes. Did the man have to be
so utterly full of himself all the time?
“I’m sure it is…” she said, biting back any sarcasm. She wasn’t about to let him get the best of
her. “Matter of fact I know it is. Here.” She shoved the paper across the table
and tossed the pen down.
Chris leaned forward slowly, taking the printout in his
hands. His eyes went from her to the
paper, then widened. “Ha…cute.” His only
comment. Mary almost laughed out
loud. She could see it bothered
him. On the paper she’d written ‘Go To
Hell Schedule Boy’ in big letters.
“What? I’ve narrowed down all your engagements into one
appearance. Surely you can’t find fault
with that.” Mary smiled, then rose from her chair.
“Where are you going?” Chris asked hatefully. “We’re not done here.”
“Oh, I think we are,” Mary said, gathering her things. “You obviously resent the fact that I can
schedule your life better than you can.
And you also don’t like that a woman is trying to ‘control’ you. So…you can give your shit to somebody else or
figure it out on your own.” She snapped her briefcase shut. “I have four more people to talk to this
morn…no…wait…this afternoon. Since you
took up so much of my time, I’m at least two hours behind.”
“Ok…what if I said I was sorry?” Chris had gotten up from
his chair and was now sitting on the table, staring intently at her. Mary opened her mouth but he waved a
hand. “If I say it and mean it?”
Mary glared at him.
“It would probably mean more to me if you could tear your eyes from my
chest when you said it.” Chris started laughing. He had been blatantly checking her out since
she’d walked in.
“How about I…take you out to make up for my rude and
callous behavior?” He smiled boyishly, turning on the charm. Mary’s eyes narrowed.
“The way your schedule looks…you wouldn’t have time to do
so for about three months,” She quipped, picking up her briefcase and her
jacket. “Besides that, you’re obviously
a controlling, manipulative jerk.”
“Then we’d be perfect together cuz
I think you’re a contrary, frosty bitch,” Chris said with a laugh.
Too late, she realized she’d let her anger flash through
for a second. Damn, he was good. “Then might I suggest you go away and leave
me alone? Wouldn’t want you to get frostbite on that precious dick of yours now
would I?” She smiled. She’d been called
worse in her time, by better men.
“Maybe you’re afraid I’ll melt ya,”
Chris said, his tone still light. “I know
how you kiss…you might be all business here but I’ll bet you’re a regular tiger
in the sack.”
“Is that the best pickup line you can come up with?” Mary
asked. She remembered him grabbing her
on New Year’s Eve and kissing her now.
And her little deal with her friends.
Hell of a way to kick it off.
“Who needs a pick up line?
I’m just curious,” Chris said, standing up. He stretched lazily and Mary found herself
staring as his shirt rode up and exposed his stomach. “Come on…dinner. Then we can test my theory on your bedroom
behavior.”
She’d hoped he hadn’t noticed the intent way she’d watched
him stretch, but of course, Chris didn’t miss much. His eyes were sparkling, a smile twitched at
his lips. Mary flipped her hair over her
shoulder and met his eyes. “My bedroom
behavior is none of your fucking business.
Pardon the pun. I’m not a ring rat.
And I will not screw you just because you think you can goad me into
it. Some women in the world have a
little thing called scruples. It keeps
us from falling into bed with assholes like you.” That said she stormed out of
the room, leaving him chuckling.
She fumed all the way to her next appointment. Ok, so the New Year’s deal had been a bad
idea. She’d thought getting to know the
Jerk, as Patsy often called him, would be fun.
Of course, she should have known all he thought about was himself. And his next ‘pin’. “Sure as hell isn’t going to be me,” she
muttered under her breath. By the time
she got to Adam’s locker room, she’d managed to push thoughts of Jericho aside. She still had to work here, even if she had
to share a building with such a jerk.
January
Rhonda
Rhonda was ready to leave.
She’d arrived early that morning, making sure the ring crew had begun
the set up process. After talking to
security and the arena’s management team, her job for the day was done. She was officially off the clock until the
next morning, when she’d start booking arenas for the next month’s shows.
She wasn’t watching where she was going. After doing this job for so long, she felt
like she navigated most arenas on autopilot anyway. As she rounded the final corner before the
door to the parking lot, she smacked into a broad back.
“Sorry,” that was automatic too. She managed to catch herself before she fell,
but her nose hurt.
“I…are you Ok?” Rhonda jumped at the sound of the voice,
and her heart started pounding. “Geez. I’m sorry…”
Rob put his hand on her arm, rubbing it a little, smiling down at her.
“No…my fault…” why was it she became a babbling moron
whenever he was in hearing distance? Forcing herself to look up into his face,
she offered him a tentative smile.
“Leaving already?” He asked. “You don’t stick around to watch the shows do
you?”
“Not usually. My friend tells me what’s going to happen,”
Rhonda amazed herself that she actually managed a complete sentence in his
presence.
“That’s cool…” he smiled at her. She couldn’t stop looking into his eyes now
that she was so close to him.
“I…um…I should go.
You guys are going to be pouring in, I don’t want to be in the way,” she
finally said when he showed no sign of saying anything else.
“Yeah? Ok…” He let go of her arm. Rhonda was disappointed, but what had she
expected? Ok…so she’d been hoping he’d
pick her up and carry her off into the sunset.
Too many romance novels were coming back to haunt her.
She moved to step around him, but he stopped her. “Hey…I know you already know what’s going on,
but maybe you should come back for the show.
Maybe as my guest?”
She laughed at that.
“Gonna get me a backstage pass?” She asked,
tapping the one she had around her neck.
“Oh…um…I guess not…but you could kinda…ya know, come hang out with me before the matches. And maybe…go get something to eat after?” He
was smiling at her again. And…blushing?
Rhonda thought her eyes were playing tricks on her.
Then it hit her.
Holy shit, Rob had just asked her out! She felt dizzy suddenly. “I guess that would be…fine,” she managed to
squeak out. Fine? How about fucking
fantastic? Rhonda wished she could kick her brain. Really.
“Cool. I’ll see you
here then. About an hour before?” He
looked at her questioningly.
Rhonda nodded.
“Yeah. Perfect. I’ll be here,” she managed to smile.
Rob surprised her again by leaning down and giving her a
little kiss on her cheek. “Great. See ya then.” With that, he went down the hall in search of
his locker room.
Rhonda stood where she was, rooted to the spot, still in
shock. She had to have dreamed that
little interlude. A trick of her
mind. That was it. Had to be.
She breathed in deeply.
The cologne he wore lingered in the air.
With a smile, she wondered if any had gotten onto her. He had, after all, kissed her again. She
touched her cheek and finally made her feet move. She had to find something to wear, had to do
her makeup, her hair, get her nails done…
She made herself calm down.
It was just food…not like he’d proposed to her. “Take it slow, Rhonda,” She said under her
breath. She’d spent so much time
thinking about the man he was built up in her mind to be perfection. Of course, he’d do something that would send
that crashing to the ground. So…just
dinner. Right. Dinner and talking. And getting to know him.
Oblivious to the people who were coming in the parking lot
door, Rhonda smiled happily and made her way to her car. She had a lot to take care of before she
returned later that night.