The lights are flickering on and off, finally the faint sound of Welcome to WFW is heard.Above all though, was the screaming sound of the fans. The fans seemed to be waiting in anticipation. Finally, " Set it off " by Rufio is heard. Jimmy Jackson trotted down to the ring, and immediately grabbed a microphone.

Ryan-Welcome to WFW's first TV show. That being Refused.

O'Neil-Apocalypse was a sucess, accept for the last part. JJ, the man in the ring right now, went to award the title to The Doc. Unfortuantely though, he accidently gave the belt to Raziel.

Ryan-As it said though in the old WFW rulebook, if there is a mix up in titles, by the staff. The person who has the belt decides if he wants it or keeps it.

O'Neil-If he had any heart, he would hand it to The Doc, and shake his hand.

Ryan-Your opinion sucks. He would be foolish to.

Jackson-Laides and Gentleman, yesterday you witnessed The Doc grip the world!

The fans cheered

Jackson-You saw The Doc eliminate Raziel!

Fans cheer louder

Jackson-However, it was my fault. It was my fault that it is Raziel instead of The Doc holding the belt. I didn't do it unpurpose, I meant to hand him the international belt. I would like to call down The Doc right now.

"Prison Song" By System of a Down was heard over the loudspeaker, as The Doc making his way to the ring. He rolled in the ring, and the crowd let out a huge pop.

Jackson-Seeing as what happened, I'm sorry.

The Doc-That's ok, but I am the rightful owner of that belt. I have the international gold, but I don't want it. I consider myself, as a top contender for the belt. Actually, in reality.....

The lights went out for awhile. The fans quited right down. The lights finally came back on, as The Doc was rolling on the ring in pain. Over him was Raziel, laughing.

Raziel-Hey, Doc! When the lights go out, YOUR DEAD! Since this is my call, I am the new and First WFW Heavyweight Champion.

The fans are booing histarically.

Ryan-I told you he would opt to keep the belt.

O'Neil-He has no common thanks. I mean to even attack The Doc.

Ryan-I like this guy so far.

Jackson-WAIT A SECOND RAZIEL!!!!I'm not going to reverse you decision because I can't. What I can do though is make a match. So, the main event today will be The Doc VS. Raziel for The Heavyweight champion. On top of that, I will be the special guest referee.

Raziel-You can't do that. I just won this technically.

Jackson-I can do whatever the hell I want.

Raziel-but...Hey, Jimmy. When the lights go out, YOUR DEAD.

The lights went out once more, and finally came back on. Inside the ring, Jimmy Jackson was outcold in a bloody mess. The Doc finally got up looked at Jimmy Jackson, and then left.

Ryan-Look at The Doc! That was a total disrespect of the boss.

O'Neil-What about Raziel? He left him in a bloody mess.

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Snake

V.S.

Serj Tankien

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"Sinner" by Drowning Pool is heard over the loudspeaker, as Snake started to make his way down to the ring. He came down, and tried to get everyone to cheer, however, the fans felt this was to be the worse match on the whole card.

O'Neil-Snake's not getting a good reaction from the crowd.

Ryan-It's probably because that pathetic fool drew last, and was eliminated in the shortest time.

O'Neil-Maybe he's just not good at Royal Rumbles. Never judge a book by it's cover....NEVER!

Ryan-Well, Raziel is coming up with a bang.

Audible was Serj Tankien of System of A Down's voice. Without any background music he was singing Ariels. The fans hated the no instruments part, and started to Boo him.

Tankien-What? That song is the coolest, I almost got a grammy for it. Well, System did. STOP BOOING!

Crowd boos more.

Tankien-Fine, you (BLEEP'S) want to get me mad. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO SHORTY, ITCH YA BIRTHDAY!

Serj Tankien instead of singing metal down to the ring switched, and was now singing rap. System of a Down never sang rap, but now Serj was singing "In Da Club" by 50 Cent.

Ryan-This guy's pretty funny.

O'Neil-He's talking to the fans like it's their fault he lost the Rumble. Instead of singing metal,we get to hear Serj Rap.

Ryan-He's in Rythem. I'm actually enjoying this new rap version.

Serj Tankien rolled in the ring, and ended the song with a (BLEEP!) YOU! The bell rang, and Snake charge out of his turnbuckle, and speared Serj Tankien right through the ropes.

O'Neil-Serj went in, and then went straight out.

Ryan-That was a blind shot. Snake never gave Serj Tankien any shot, at even putting down the microphone.

O'Neil-I think he gave him plenty of time. The bell rang, so Snake could have officially done that move.

Ryan-Officially? No One cares about official rules anymore.

Serj Tankien rolled in the ring, but Snake stepped on him over and over again. Snake picked up Serj Tankien, and threw him off the ropes, but Serj countered with a clothesline.

O'Neil-That was a excellent counter there by Serj Tankien.

Ryan-That move is going to give Serj Tankien a little time to regain his strength.

O'Neil-You have to believe that move was exactly what Serj Tankien needed.

Serj got up near full strength, but Snake just overpowered Tankien. Snake immediately put Serj in a armbar. Serj fighted and fighted, and finally reached the ropes without wither saying "I give" or tapping.

O'Neil-He almost had to tap there.

Ryan-No he didn't. That was the most poorly executed move I've ever seen. If you think a competitor like Serj Tankien would tap to a move like that....your nuts.

O'Neil-I might be wrong, but it looked like he was going to tap.

Serj Tankien was immediately locked in a head lock. Serj desperately tried to reach the ropes, it was seen to the referee, but Snake was choking him. Serj finally decided to wrap his harms around Snake's head, and deliver the stunner.

b>Ryan-I told you Serj was to smart for that.

O'Neil-Serj hasen't really gotten any offense though. He's shown his countering skills on two occasions.

Ryan-Let's tale about Snake. He's a little whimp. You go for the win, you don't go to try to make a name for yourself.

O'Neil-Well, he needs a win here. He has a bad reputation now, because he was the nineteenth entry out of nineteen. He was also eliminated in the shortest time, so he needs to regain his dignity.

Serj walks around the ring taunting the knocked out Snake. Serj Tankien immediately demanded a microphone.

Tankien-Yo look I'm better then you. I'm the best, better then the rest. I got some felenies, but more then Letrell Spreewell. I'm just the best, you better be nesting underneath the ring, because I'm coming. Yeah, I'm like a swoolen (BLEEP!) you can't beat me.

Snake finally got up, as he was kiced back down. Serj Tankien sang a sentence from "In Da Club" and then delivered his finisher the Stunner.

Ryan-Not what was the difference between that move, and the Stunner he delivered before?

O'Neil-I have no clue. Maybe he bored Snake to death.

Ryan-I think Serj is going for the pin....

Serj went for the pinfall, as the referee started to count.

Three.....

Ryan-He did it! The winner of this match is Serj Tankien.

O'Neil-That was a pretty short match. I thought Snake would have lasted a little bit longer then that.

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Flaketee

Vs.

"Ironman" Ken Meyers

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Ryan-Well, it looks like our next match is Flaketee VS. "Ironman" Ken Meyers.

O'Neil-Ken Meyers put on a show for us yesterday. Folks, last night Ken Meyers lasted over 50 minutes, before being tossed.

Ryan-Flaketee was one of the last to be eliminated though.

O'Neil-Well, I guess were going to see what they can do.

"96 Quiet Bitter Beings" by CKY was heard over the loudspeaker. Out for the back of the curtain came Flaketee holding a chair. He walked in the ring, and pretended to play the chair like a guitar. This was all the fans needed to see, as they cheered him even more.

Ryan-That's the biggest ovation I've seen all night.

O'Neil-The sound in the arena right now is deafning. I can barely here myself talk.

Ryan-There finally starting to calm down. Geez, they didn't cheer him like that yesterday.

O'Neil-Well, obviously the next person who steps through.

"Wanted Man" by Nick Cave and the Bad seeds was heard over the loudspeakers, as "Ironman" Ken Meyers stepped into the ring, and waited for the bell to ring.

O'Neil-"Ironman" Ken Meyers shocked the world, when he lasted over 50 minutes in the ring, before being tossed. He put his heart into that match at Apocalypse.

Ryan-What about Flaketee? He was pne of the last wrestlers to get elimianted.

O'Neil-This is going to prove to be a good match.

The bell rang, as Flaketee and "Ironman" Ken Meyers stared each other down. After about a minute, Ken Meyers kneed Flaketee in the midsection. After continous knees there, Ken Meyers threw him over the top rope.

Ryan-I think Flaketee should be aware of what's happening. I mean it's obvious that they weren't going to stare each other down for five minutes.

O'Neil-Flaketee is about to get up. If I know him from our GSW days, he's going to get right back in there. Folks, this man will risk it all.

Ryan-He's stupid. I never liked him, even in the GSW days. He just thinks he to coolest.

O'Neil-Let's be honest you hate all fan favorites.

Flaketee rolled back into the ring, and started staring down "Ironman" Ken Meyers down. Flaketee finally fooled Ken Meyers as he acted like he was going to throw a fist, but he nailed him with a kick.

Ryan-Flaketee outsmarted "Ironman" Ken Meyers there.

O'Neil-This is slow pace action right now. There just starting off slow, but I'm sure they'll bring it up a notch at a time.

Ryan-"Ironman" Ken Meyers is coming back though.

"Ironman" Ken Meyers stared Flaketee down some more, and then waited for Flaketee to throw his hardest punch. Faintly seen coming down to the ring was "Technician" Lenny Dissin. Ken Meyers sat and looked at him.

O'Neil-What's he doing here?

Ryan-That old fart's still living? I thought he would've passed out from all that weight by now. I'm really suprised.

O'Neil-At least have some respect Blake. Even though he shouldn't be here because he's not scheduled to fight.

"Ken Meyers turned around, and walked right into a crescent kick by Flaketee. Flaketee continued the punishment, and five minutes later the exhausted "Technican" Lenny Dissin was at the ringside.

Ryan-That tub of lard made it.

O'Neil-That really stacks the odds against "Ironman" Ken Meyers.

Ryan-Knowing that ass, he'll find away. That slippery (BLEEP!) found a way to last 50 minutes in the rumble.

O'Neil-Actually, it was over 50 minutes.

Ryan-Who cares.

"Technician" Lenny Dissin rolled in the ring after getting his breath."Ironman" Ken Meyers clotheslines him right back out. However, as he did this, Flaketee rolled him up.

Three....

O'Neil-No, Flaketee stole it.

Ryan-I'm not even sure Flaketee knows what happened.

O'Neil-That old man better start running, or else "Ironman" Ken Meyers is going to catch him.

"Ironman" Ken Meyers finally caught up to Lenny Dissin. Ken Meyers threw him as hard as he could into the guardrail. Flaketee walked by, and smiled.

O'Neil-"Technican" Lenny Dissin has this coming.

Ryan-Are you nuts? No one deserves this.

O'Neil-"Ironman" Ken Meyers is taking his agression out on Lenny Dissin.

Commercial:

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The Crowd Killer" Danny Black

VS.

Mass Suicide

The match that couldn't be seen.

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This match wad not aired, because "The Crowd Killer" Danny Black tried to kill Mass Suicide. After failing, he jumped over the guardrail, and was finally arrested.

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Showkishi

VS.

"Technican" Lenny Dissin

Another match not aired.

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After the beating "Technican" Lenny Dissin sustained at the hands of "Ironman" Ken Meyers, Showkishi was awarded the match. Lenny Dissin took a heart attack, and is in critical condition.

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(c)Raziel

VS.

(c)The Doc.

WFW Heavyweight champion on the line, and JJ is the special guest referee.

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The lights dimmed suddenly, and the words "When the light goes out your gay popped up". Raziel looked back, and obviously didn't like this. Then the cameras showed JJ screwing around with the controls.

O'Neil-I don't think Raziel's laughing as much as we are.

Ryan-JJ's already screwing with his head.

O'Neil-Well, we know who Jimmy Jackson's going to lean more to in this match.

Ryan-Hey, Jimmy Jackson's going to call this match fair and square.

The first beat of Prison song was heard, and the fans went nuts. The Doc came out showboating his WFW International champion. Jimmy waited, and heard his music "Set it off" by Rufio. Raziel and The Doc started batteling before Jimmy Jackson got to the ring.

O'Neil-There is certainly no love loss between these two.

Ryan-They only met yesterday, and they can't stand each other.

O'Neil-JJ better hurry up, and get into that ring before havoc breaks loose.

Ryan-Havoc's already broke loose!

Jimmy Jackson rolled in the ring, and let the two duke it out. The Doc slowly got the upper hand, as he quicly locked Raziel in the modified chicken wing. JJ looked for the tap out, but there wasen't any. Instead, The Doc let go of the move, and waited for Raziel to stand up.

O'Neil-Look at Raziel, he's just waiting to pounce on The Doc.

O'Neil-It's called (BLEEPING) out.

Raziel ran out of the ring, and waited for Jimmy Jackson to start counting.

One...

Jimmy Jackson realized what Raziel was doing, and decided to let the match continue. Instead, Raziel crawled under the ring, and slapped on a pair of Knuckles.

Ryan-He's got some knucks!

O'Neil-Raziel's doing whatever he can do be disqaulified.

Ryan-I think he's going to knock the hell out of The Doc.

Raziel rolled into the ring, but was stomped repeatingly by The Doc. The Doc started getting a huge applause by the crowd, as he whipped Raziel off the ropes.

O'Neil-The Doc's starting to get some momentum.

Ryan-What about the Kain character.

O'Neil-I don't know. He's just as scary as Raziel.

Raziel ran towards The Doc, and nailed him with the knucks. Jimmy Jackson then went to count.

Jimmy saw the knucks, and was about to ring for the bell. However, he decided against it. Raziel clotheslined Jimmy Jackson over the ropes. When he was turned around, The Doc locked him in the modified chicken wing.

Ryan-Raziel knocked the boss over the top.

O'Neil-I wonder why he did that.

Ryan-I don't know, but he's paying for it.

O'Neil-Damn right he is.

Jimmy got into the ring, when Raziel was about to tap. Jimmy was showing the belt to Raziel, and then nailed The Doc with it. Jimmy threw Raziel on top of him, and then counted fast.

Three....

Ryan-What the hell?

O'Neil-JJ JUST SCREWED THE DOC!!!!

Ryan-This is better then I....

The lights went out, and then came on. Kain was standing in the ring, as JJ and Raziel retreated.