You have just entered room "no."
RaspberryMinkFoo: i probably wont
remember
Ash for reals has entered the room.
take away me NOW: ash
friedmetal has entered the room.
take away me NOW: remind me
tomorrow
RaspberryMinkFoo: 8====D
JerseyMikeX: scuse me, cummin
through, JPN invasion
take away me NOW: i have a game
JerseyMikeX: zankies, zankies
friedmetal: its hard, i tried before
JerseyMikeX: whoa, 2 ashes...
Bitsurfer5 has entered the room.
JerseyMikeX: hey adam
Bitsurfer5: ANOTHER INVITE!
Ash for reals: erg
Bitsurfer5: lol
JerseyMikeX: 2 ashes...
Ash for reals: ?
All Hail Me AJMW has entered the room.
take away me NOW: who's the other
JerseyMikeX: the guy who says "ash"
JerseyMikeX: raspberryminkfoo = ash
All Hail Me AJMW: jerseydyke is in
here
Bitsurfer5: Whats new Mikey-kun? Like
my ims from before?
JerseyMikeX: ash for reals = ash ... for
reals
take away me NOW: shes ash?
JerseyMikeX: adam, oh yea
JerseyMikeX: Jersey is everywhere.
because i'm just that damn good.
CheZiForever: Jerz, he thinks I'm scared of
him, because I don't normally do the
freestyling thing.
RaspberryMinkFoo: damn
JerseyMikeX: even though you
whupped the pants off him already?
RaspberryMinkFoo: this backgroud
is sexy
I phr3ak I has entered the room.
JerseyMikeX: background?
CheZiForever: Yep, even though I did that.
JerseyMikeX: wow, he just dont learn
All Hail Me AJMW: man i'm ready to
battle anyone of u fools
JerseyMikeX: and lose
I phr3ak I: Wow... why am I in here... with
all of you... again
JerseyMikeX: dont forget the losing
part, it's the only part you do half-well
Bitsurfer5: Ok, I'll take you on... in a ninja
battle to the death
CheZiForever: Look, AJMW...
Bitsurfer5: Gimme a time and a place.
RaspberryMinkFoo: ;-)
All Hail Me AJMW: what?
JerseyMikeX: on the day of paintball
All Hail Me AJMW: who wanna battle
me in freestyling?
All Hail Me AJMW: step up
MediocreAnemone has entered the room.
too hour delay has entered the room.
CheZiForever: There's only one way you'll
beat my rhyme, and that one way is a
federal crime. I'm hotter than the sun,
deadlier than ebola. I've got more pop
than the prez of Coca Cola.
WinterishDesert has entered the room.
SchoolsOutFools has entered the room.
JerseyMikeX: as i choose our weapon to
be ... coffee!
Bitsurfer5: You said you'll take on anyone.
You set a challenge, the opponent
chooses weapons
JerseyMikeX: raspberry, your good at
backgrounds?
JerseyMikeX: you set the challenge
MediocreAnemone: hehe
RaspberryMinkFoo: um
SchoolsOutFools: whoa
JerseyMikeX: i choose the weapons
JerseyMikeX: everyone else gets to
watch
RaspberryMinkFoo: no thanks
RaspberryMinkFoo: not right now
too hour delay: ok good
Bitsurfer5: Thats why I don't challenge
you mike.
WinterishDesert: cant wait
WinterishDesert: :-P
JerseyMikeX: look at all the pretty
colors!
Bitsurfer5: I'm not into exibisiomism
Bitsurfer5: Alot of new screennames
around tonight
JerseyMikeX: this be the JPN Warzone
Part 2
All Hail Me AJMW: man i will take u
down under the ground kill u. u
will be deased. i'll stand over ur
grave sayin rest in peace. then i'll
spit in ur grave and say this fool
is a discrace to the human race so
i took him out. i burried him. wid
nuts
Bitsurfer5: Que?
All Hail Me AJMW: in his mouth
ive got pretzles has entered the room.
JerseyMikeX: deased?
Vincent De Boule has entered the room.
Bitsurfer5: ... dude, you really don't listen
to a word I say.
ive got pretzles: whoa thats a lot of
people
Bitsurfer5: I'M MOCKING YOU
JerseyMikeX: half of them are russian.
true story.
Jjskata15 has entered the room.
Bitsurfer5: I'm russian...
take away me NOW: russians are sexy
JerseyMikeX: no your not, your polish,
there's a difference
take away me NOW: when they're
female
Bitsurfer5: I'm not polish
Bitsurfer5: I'm italian and russian
JerseyMikeX: fine, asian, whatever
Bitsurfer5: exactly
JerseyMikeX: say sumtin in russian
then
RaspberryMinkFoo: i'm eurpean in
the bathroom
Jjskata15: who's everyone
Bitsurfer5: Dos vidanya
JerseyMikeX: i know what that means
JerseyMikeX: say sumtin i cant
understand
MediocreAnemone: it doesnt work like
that, raspberry
CheZiForever: I don't get you, kid. What
the fuck is deased? It sounds like you got
something in your nose that made you
sneeze. I see you're back to the gay
jokes, that's just lame. All of your rhymes
are horribly tame.
Jjskata15: Hi Im black
Bitsurfer5: Everyone is a grouping of
people, a bland generalization.
JerseyMikeX: jj, thanks, i was DYING
to know
CheZiForever: lol, and I said I wasn't gonna
do this ever again...
Jjskata15: N/p
Bitsurfer5: Chezi, that was probably the
most I've ever seen you type.
JerseyMikeX: sarcasm is great, aint it?
MediocreAnemone: very
JerseyMikeX: but that's sarcasm too
RaspberryMinkFoo: well
Bitsurfer5: No, because most are way to
idiotic to understand it.
Jjskata15: Hi im jamaican
WinterishDesert: lmao
RaspberryMinkFoo: i'm going to go
make some puppets out of
tampons now
RaspberryMinkFoo: so
JerseyMikeX: so your sarcastically
saying sarcasm is great which means
you DONT like sarcasm which causes
a question since your using it now
RaspberryMinkFoo: i'll talk to you
guyz later ;-)
WinterishDesert: i use tampons
CheZiForever: Damn, lots of people in
here.
Jjskata15: I stick tampons im my ass
JerseyMikeX: JPN Vs. Non-JPN part 2.
Bitsurfer5: That wasn't sarcasm, it was an
observation.
Vincent De Boule: Lots of people I don't
know
All Hail Me AJMW: fool i'm crazier
than a russian soldier. i want war
i already killed the peace holder.
who's next on my list.
cheziforever that son of a bitch. i
break my guns out. i'll give u a
free colon cleanse. and then u can
end it wid mens
All Hail Me AJMW: penis
Jjskata15: Jeese i dont no anyone hi
JerseyMikeX: JerseyMikeX: sarcasm is
great, aint it?
JerseyMikeX: MediocreAnemone: very
SchoolsOutFools: im anti-anime
Bitsurfer5: That took you a very long time
Hail.
JerseyMikeX: he types slower than he
thinks
Vincent De Boule: I'm anti-otaku. I treat
anime as just another form of animation
RaspberryMinkFoo: ::skips off::
JerseyMikeX: that's also why it makes
NO offense
SchoolsOutFools: ::follows her::
JerseyMikeX: or no sense either for that
matter
Bitsurfer5: I'm anti-mike, I treat him like
every other bitch.
JerseyMikeX: mike is a JPNer
JerseyMikeX: you is a JPNer
MediocreAnemone: and azn
JerseyMikeX: error! error!
RaspberryMinkFoo: hey
CheZiForever: I wish you'd rhyme, son, it'd
make this much tougher. You blow more
hot air than my car's muffler. You wanna
mess with me again? You're gonna get
fucked up. Just like my man Rikishi, I'ma
back that ass up.
RaspberryMinkFoo: i'm back
JerseyMikeX: no your not
ive got pretzles: goody
ive got pretzles: im busting at the
seams
JerseyMikeX: do you even know where
your seams ARE?
Jjskata15: Yes hello i dont anyone in
here thas ok/ i already know that
chiziforver is gay/ So i'll skip to the
greeting part/ Jordan colon clenxe/
nutty professor fart/ My rymes
golden shiny like a baby ass/
Your rymes fragile/ i brake em
Vincent De Boule: hehe
Jjskata15: like glass
ive got pretzles: zzzzzzzz
Vincent De Boule: "I can'
Vincent De Boule: gah
JerseyMikeX: wow, there's TWO people
who can't spell, make sense, or
freestyle
I phr3ak I: lol
Bitsurfer5: I don't anyone in here?
Thermometors has entered the room.
Bitsurfer5: What the fuck does that even
mean?
All Hail Me AJMW: i got michael
grave holdin me back from ur
grave. tryin to make me behave. u
ain't safe. i'll slice ur face and
make them burn u put u in a vase
and have u up on the shelf in ur
mommas place
Thermometors: hey guyz asl?
ive got pretzles: i can make a free
style rhyme mixing apples and
oranges into lemons and limes
I phr3ak I: do it
I phr3ak I: lol
JerseyMikeX: thermometetors. life. get.
now. please.
take away me NOW: ..
take away me NOW: 17/m
Jjskata15: yah lets c this preztles
WinterishDesert: 13/f
Jjskata15: 15/m
ive got pretzles: see what
Thermometors: 16.f
Ash for reals: WHERE THE FUCK AM I
MediocreAnemone: 19/f
Bitsurfer5: Jesus, stop answering, get a
fucking life.
Jjskata15: your lime apples thing
ive got pretzles: only on tuesdays
Vincent De Boule: "I can't fricking rhyme,"
I said with a flourish, "even though I have a
body to nourish." I sound like a
half-assed Dr. Seuss, let's stop this crap
now before I wear shoes.
All Hail Me AJMW: i
Thermometors: anyone want to cyberz?
JerseyMikeX: fig, just pick up a chair
and start throwin at anyone you dont
reconize
Vincent De Boule: And yes, it took me
exactly that long to come up with that
DrkPhoenixZero has entered the room.
JerseyMikeX: Thermo, stick your dick
in the floppy drive, pour some water
on it, and call it a day
WinterishDesert: meteor, u a lezbian
2?
Thermometors: no i'm straight
Thermometors: sry
ive got pretzles: my tower doesnt
have a floppy drive
JerseyMikeX: yet your saying 'anyone
want to cyberz?'
CheZiForever: ...Every word you say
makes me want to cry. I never thought a
person could be that dumb, even if they
try. I'm tired of listening to you blow off
steam. I'll whip you so much, people'll call
you Cream.
Jjskata15: no your just gay
ive got pretzles: floppy drives are
stupid
JerseyMikeX: see, to have sex, it can't
be through the internet.
Bitsurfer5: as are you son, as are you.
ive got pretzles: i use a zip drive
GuMbYgIrL23 12 has entered the room.
WinterishDesert: :'(
WinterishDesert: any lesbians in
here?
All Hail Me AJMW: i'm tougher than
a knight in shinning armor. u
battling me is like u grabing a
pitchfork like a farmer and
steping up to me wid my sowrd
held high then i stick it straight
through ur head and now ur dead
wid blood dripin.
SchoolsOutFools: im just gay
SchoolsOutFools: guy though
Vincent De Boule: If I were female, I'd
probably be a lesbian, buit I don't think
that counts.
WinterishDesert: ewwwwiez gay
guy??
SchoolsOutFools: wtf you're a
gay girl
WinterishDesert: no i just lyke girlz
iz all
JerseyMikeX: there's that pre-pubescent
homophobe fever sweeping the nation
again
Thermometors: ne1 want 2 cyberz?
SchoolsOutFools: what the heck
Bitsurfer5: No he's a pathetic boy with no
life and a glandular disease.
SchoolsOutFools: im gay not
homophobic
WinterishDesert: im homophobephobic
JerseyMikeX: now you, dork
JerseyMikeX: what is it with lil boys
and them actin like someone has the
plague everytime they hear the "gay'
word
WinterishDesert: scared of
homophobez lmaololz
RaspberryMinkFoo: hm
MediocreAnemone: homosexuals are
gay
take away me NOW: agreed
CheZiForever: You've got some violent
tendencies, you'd better get that checked.
You remind me of an old building; no use,
then it's wrecked. You should read some
Dr. Seuss, try to get your rhymes down.
Maybe then, I won't make you look like
CheZiForever: a total clown.
Bitsurfer5: lmaololz? How fucking
redundant can you get?
GuMbYgIrL23 12: hmmm hey chezi
RaspberryMinkFoo: yes they are
JerseyMikeX: mediocre, it took you this
long to figure that out?
JerseyMikeX: here's a pretzel!
CheZiForever: Hey Gumby, what's up?
CheZiForever: I was challenged again, lol
All Hail Me AJMW: this is swordfish
i know i'll pay u 6 cents to show
ur tits. cuz i know u got them. i'll
take a pen and pop ur fake boobs u
transvestite fruit.
ive got pretzles: huh
DrkPhoenixZero: jesus christ look at
all the sad little children....this is
why schools should be open year
round to keep pre pubescent
ignorant fucks like these off the
internet...
GuMbYgIrL23 12: lol
Bitsurfer5: Do not waste the pretzels you
fool!
JerseyMikeX: not you, pretzels...
ive got pretzles: you used fuck as a
noun
JerseyMikeX: true, i'll just keep the
pretzel then
ive got pretzles: you must be pretty
fucking proud
DrkPhoenixZero: Yes I did
ive got pretzles: holy fuck
ive got pretzles: look
DrkPhoenixZero: You didnt capatilize I
in I've you must be prouder
ive got pretzles: i just used it as an
adverb
ive got pretzles: you didnt punctuate
your sentence
Thermometors: more proud you idiotz!
ive got pretzles: you must be illiterate
GuMbYgIrL23 12: i want some
pretzels
DrkPhoenixZero: Neither did you
Jjskata15: Steam/ the only steam im
blowin is off your girls ass/ i come
go over her house and filler up w/
gas the unstopble force i come
with the fury/ Like asama i leave
in teh dessert/ sun brunt and
burried
Vincent De Boule: OMFG LOL
DrkPhoenixZero: You have a serious
lack of periods
ive got pretzles: COULD YOU BE
MORE CONTRASTING
ive got pretzles: HOLY FUCK
ive got pretzles: red on sky blue?!
JerseyMikeX: you dont even know what
that means
Thermometors: i want some prezels 2
Thermometors: ;-)
All Hail Me AJMW: i'm sick on the
mic i got a straight guy turning
into a dyke. i got people wantin to
fight over my polite words and
my violent slurs that i spit to
chezi. i'll chop him up to lil
pieces then eat him like a canabal
like he was a
CheZiForever: What the fuck, man? That
didn't make sense. You're sitting at your
computer, trying to sound intense, when
really, you're just making yourself look like
an ass. Your rhymes are less entertaining
than the growing of my grass.
All Hail Me AJMW: reese
ive got pretzles: oo00oo
JerseyMikeX: go back to fucking your
floppy drive, junior
ive got pretzles: i wanna
thermometor shoved up my ass
:-P
JerseyMikeX: great....really...
WinterishDesert: omg grozz
DrkPhoenixZero: Want a not wanna
DrkPhoenixZero: you spelled it wrong
WinterishDesert: thats sooo ewwwiez
Thermometors: :-P
ive got pretzles: spelled what wrong
ive got pretzles: its slang, che
DrkPhoenixZero: Wanna... that is not
a word
GuMbYgIrL23 12: ewwiez?
JerseyMikeX: you can just IMAGINE
lil 13 year old winterish hikin up his
skirt and saying 'ewwww gross! i'm
telling mommy!'
ive got pretzles: neither is Drk
Bitsurfer5: Che?
ive got pretzles: dork?
ive got pretzles: dork phoenix zero
GuMbYgIrL23 12: lol mike
DrkPhoenixZero: ive isnt a word
either
ive got pretzles: che is short for cheif
DrkPhoenixZero: its I've
ive got pretzles: NEITHER IS ISNT
ive got pretzles: dumbass
Thermometors: pretzlezzzzz
ive got pretzles: ive = i've
DrkPhoenixZero: dumbass isnt a
word either
ive got pretzles: yes it is
DrkPhoenixZero: show me
DrkPhoenixZero: look it up
JerseyMikeX: gumby, who keeps
inviting you? or do you just smell the
chaos a mile away and follow?
CheZiForever: You're a waste of my time,
kid. You just don't get it. You searched
for your owner, and damn, son, you met it.
Ain't it past your bedtime? Don't you
gotta go count sheep? A rhyme is a small
stap for me, for you, it's a quantum
CheZiForever: leap.
ive got pretzles: one second
DrkPhoenixZero: show me this
dictionary
Bitsurfer5: You abreviated a five letter
word? Why not just abreviate I into .
while you're at it.
CheZiForever: *step
GuMbYgIrL23 12: yea mike
RaspberryMinkFoo: i guess
everyone is getting some
pretzels but me :-(
CheZiForever: Well, there's my typo for the
night.
JerseyMikeX: good nose
JerseyMikeX: raspberry ... pretzel
fetish?
Thermometors: ^^ yupperzz
GuMbYgIrL23 12: lol
JerseyMikeX: quiet you
RaspberryMinkFoo: hm maybe
ive got pretzles: thermo, asl?
MediocreAnemone: motherfuck
DrkPhoenixZero: you are ignoring my
request
All Hail Me AJMW: i'll put u in ur
death bed wid 10 bullets in ur
head. now u more famous then 50
cent i did u a favor i'm more than
god i'm ur savor. i saved u from
the wrath of my rhymes. i can
beat u any time i want. i'm no
waste of time.
All Hail Me AJMW: ur a waste of a
luife
MediocreAnemone: lol dork phoenix
Thermometors: 16.f.cali
All Hail Me AJMW: *life
JerseyMikeX: asl = just another calling
card of someone who is despertly in
need of getting laid and a life
DrkPhoenixZero: where is the
dictionary definition of dumbass
ive got pretzles: i like cali girls
DrkPhoenixZero: and what the fuck is
an asl?
JerseyMikeX: which he needs more
depends... this poor sap needs both...
DrkPhoenixZero: you are one sad
little child
Thermometors: i like pretzelz
Bitsurfer5: MediocreAnemone: lol
dork phoenix
WinterishDesert: Bitsurfer5:
MediocreAnemone: lol dork
phoenix
JerseyMikeX: age/sex/location, it's how
you know someone is under 17 and a
virgin
too hour delay: WinterishDesert:
Bitsurfer5: MediocreAnemone:
lol dork phoenix
JerseyMikeX: or atleast, a heterosexual
virgin ...
SchoolsOutFools: too hour delay:
WinterishDesert: Bitsurfer5:
MediocreAnemone: lol dork
phoenix
Bitsurfer5: It took him 10 minutes to
understand a bad joke.
GuMbYgIrL23 12: lol
CheZiForever: You should quit right now,
kid, just declare me the winner. I'll pound
you just like chopped meat, and serve
your ass for dinner. Your rhymes don't
got no wrath, if anything, they make me
laugh. If a brain equalled a penny, you
Thermometors: i'm not a virgin ;-)
JerseyMikeX: wasn't funny the first
time...
ive got pretzles: are you a virgin?
CheZiForever: wouldn't even have a half.
ive got pretzles: no??
JerseyMikeX: thermo, microwaves dont
count
Thermometors: nopez
ive got pretzles: i bet ill be better
than your first ;-)
ive got pretzles: dont isnt a word
DrkPhoenixZero: neither is isnt
ive got pretzles: microwaves isnt a
word
ive got pretzles: then why did you just
use it in a sentence dork
Thermometors: :-P
JerseyMikeX: a thermometer and a
pretzel hooking up over the internet ..
man, those babies are gonna be butt
ugly
All Hail Me AJMW: i'll take the mic
and hit u. your rhymes are fake.
faker than the news when they
said lil bow wow got raped wid
his on chain. ur rhymes are plain
boring i'd rather listen to a bed
time story.
GuMbYgIrL23 12: lol mike
DrkPhoenixZero: Because I am
allowed to...Im not attempting to
be smart
ive got pretzles: you like cybering ,
meteor?
DrkPhoenixZero: you are just a kid
trying to be tough
Thermometors: yezz
take away me NOW: ok
DrkPhoenixZero: Ohh cyber...nothing
like fake sex to make a guy feel
big
take away me NOW: you all need to
get out of my room
take away me NOW: mine and minkys
RaspberryMinkFoo: yes
Bitsurfer5: It's not your room.
RaspberryMinkFoo: yes it is
Bitsurfer5: It's our room now.
DrkPhoenixZero: and if I refuse?
ive got pretzles: im only 14 dude
JerseyMikeX: take away, sorry aint
gonna happen
Bitsurfer5: How unsuprising...
ive got pretzles: are you saying i
should go out and have sex at
14?
RaspberryMinkFoo: now i'm going
to kill you all
DrkPhoenixZero: yes I am
Bitsurfer5: I'd love to see you try.
Thermometors: 14?!
DrkPhoenixZero: use a condom, for
the love of god dont make more of
yourself
ive got pretzles: try isnt a word
JerseyMikeX: why not? pretzels cant
have babies anyway
ive got pretzles: reproduction is
different from cloning
JerseyMikeX: except salt packets ... they
can have more salt...
ive got pretzles: salt isnt a word
All Hail Me AJMW: i'm the universal
king. my balls are bigger than
Yao Ming. homie now u have
steped into my ring. i'm better
than Ali. if i fought Joe Frazier
i'd knock him out in 3. it'z ur turn
i'll knock u out in to.
Thermometors: thatz just silly
DrkPhoenixZero: I never mentioned
cloning.... but your traits would be
passed to your offspring
DrkPhoenixZero: and thats the last
thing we need
All Hail Me AJMW: *two
ive got pretzles: ::takes off my shirt
and sits by the campfire::
Jjskata15: Yo rmyes good a great but
they remind of somthing loose/
yah rymes from that cat in the hat/
or wait doctor suess/ the time u
spend geting rymes u already
shok/ i read up in fable tales right
out of a book
Thermometors: ::rubs your tummy::
WinterishDesert: ::movez closer 2
pretzles::
Bitsurfer5: in two, TWO you clueless
bastard, TWP
Bitsurfer5: TWO*
WinterishDesert: back off zlut hez
myne
ive got pretzles: ladies ladies
ive got pretzles: please
RaspberryMinkFoo: FUCK OFF YOU
IDIOTS~
ive got pretzles: theres plenty of
pretzle to go around
RaspberryMinkFoo: you arent' being
funny
take away me NOW: lmao
GuMbYgIrL23 12: wtf?
GuMbYgIrL23 12: lol
Thermometors: ::bitez off some of
pretzel::
Bitsurfer5: I doubt that pretzles..
WinterishDesert: ::bytez hiz tung::
Thermometors: mmmmm
ive got pretzles: oh baby
Bitsurfer5: I doubt theres enough for one.
JerseyMikeX: raspberry, you can just
move along, i doubt anyone's gonna
leave cause you want them to
RaspberryMinkFoo: guys...thats
enough
RaspberryMinkFoo: leave please
Thermometors: nooo!
JerseyMikeX: no thanks
DrkPhoenixZero: oh yes.... Text on a
screen...gets me SO hard....
Bitsurfer5: Oh, I am... I am saddened by
him.
CheZiForever: You insulting my rhymes is
like a pot calling a kettle black. You
better go take a break, cause I think your
mind's off track. I don't know why you
challenged me again, you must love to
lose. I'm putting some good rhymes
forward,
ive got pretzles: looks like you're really
hot thermometor
CheZiForever: and you're just singing the
blues.
Thermometors: ::humpz da pretzel::
Thermometors: :-P
Bitsurfer5: Damn, chezi... where the hell is
this coming from?
WinterishDesert: ::plays wif hiz
hair::
CheZiForever: ::Shrug::
ive got pretzles: oh baby
JerseyMikeX: chezi discovered a hidden
talent for freestyling last time
DrkPhoenixZero: hmm..
UnknownAngel5588 has entered the room.
Bitsurfer5: He's shockingly good.
UnknownAngel5588 has left the room.
JerseyMikeX: we thought he just looked
compared to hail over here but he
really is quite good
Thermometors: ::slowly kissezz down ur
chest::
WinterishDesert: ::smaks
thermometer::
JerseyMikeX: hoo boy...
CheZiForever: :-D
WinterishDesert: BACK OFF
BIZNITCH
All Hail Me AJMW: Chezi it blows
my mind how sorry ur rhymes
are. u've come so far. dun quit
now. or maybe juz bow down and
say i'm tight cuz my rhymes are
better than watching Mike Tyson
bite ears off. u lose homie juz stop
GuMbYgIrL23 12: omg
ive got pretzles: ladyz plez, calm
down
ive got pretzles: plenty of me to go
around
MediocreAnemone: wtf
JerseyMikeX: dude, internet, get life.
Thermometors: ::unzipz pretzelz pantz::
JerseyMikeX: those 'ladies' could just as
easily be 400 pound 80 year old men
WinterishDesert: ::throwz her on
otha side of room::
GuMbYgIrL23 12: lol out comes a
pretzel stick
UnknownAngel5588 has entered the room.
RaspberryMinkFoo: ok kids...time
to go to sleep now
RaspberryMinkFoo: not with pretzel
though
take away me NOW: pretzle stick lol
trashykt666 has entered the room.
RaspberryMinkFoo: lol
trashykt666: ...
Thermometors: back off bitch
UnknownAngel5588 has left the room.
Bitsurfer5: .Wow....you find idiotic things
funny now don't you?
ive got pretzles: oh im hard
Thermometors: you just want him
trashykt666 has left the room.
RaspberryMinkFoo: um
All Hail Me AJMW: i challnged u to
regain my title. i'm like a tidal
wave cuz what i got to say should
win me a gold medal it'z more
important then ur tea kettle
RaspberryMinkFoo: no
Xv IsamuDyson vX has entered the room.
WinterishDesert: ::meads his balls::
Thermometors: shut ur mouth bitch
JerseyMikeX: meads? well said.
too hour delay: meads..
GuMbYgIrL23 12: lol
Xv IsamuDyson vX: I'm the ULTIMATE
JPNer
JerseyMikeX: quiet you
Bitsurfer5: How do you regain something
you've never had?
Xv IsamuDyson vX: ya girly bastards
Jjskata15: I demolish and vaporize
like a cartoon i be the pin yah
rymes be the balloon/ teh reason
for your silent ness is beacuse
yoru out for doom/ Rymes do not
pentrate my wall of verbs and
noun your lost like the people in
ppenny
Bitsurfer5: No, you're the court jester...
Jjskata15: be qiet no sound
ive got pretzles: oh i dont know what
that is but it feels good
Bitsurfer5: No, thats too complimentary...
CheZiForever: The government should
really hire you to freestyle in some jail.
Your rhymes are cruel and unusual
punishment, the prisoners would beg for
bail. What title did you own? There must
be no contenders. The only group you
could be
CheZiForever: champ of is a bunch of sad
pretenders.
Thermometors: ::suckels ur ballz::
DrkPhoenixZero: .·´¨¯`·.·´¨¯`·.
DrkPhoenixZero: .' • ' • `.¨·.
DrkPhoenixZero: '. .´`. _ .' ´¨ · .
DrkPhoenixZero:
.·´¨¨¯¯¨¨` ¨¯ ¯¨ ' .
DrkPhoenixZero:
.' ˆ` ´ˆ , '.
DrkPhoenixZero:
'. .·`·. .'
DrkPhoenixZero: ` · . .·´ . ´
DrkPhoenixZero:
` · ./'· . . · ´
DrkPhoenixZero:
`. ;\¨¨`·.´¨¨¯¯¨¨ · .
DrkPhoenixZero:
-Koopa Troopa-
DrkPhoenixZero: -Amao
98-
DrkPhoenixZero: By:
Altered™
DrkPhoenixZero has left the room.
Thermometors has left the room.
CheZiForever: ...
JerseyMikeX: meow no taka
too hour delay has left the room.
RaspberryMinkFoo: df
Bitsurfer5: I be the pin "yah" rhymes to
the balloon?
RaspberryMinkFoo: ok kids
RaspberryMinkFoo: stop
take away me NOW: cut it out
take away me NOW: fucking assshit
take away me NOW: that fucks shit
up
Thermometors has entered the room.
JerseyMikeX: mmm assshit
Bitsurfer5: God, atleast make sense
Xv IsamuDyson vX:
heeheheh........assshit
Bitsurfer5: lol
GuMbYgIrL23 12: thats a new one
Thermometors: pretzel...
JerseyMikeX: pray tell, what exactly is
a assshit?
JerseyMikeX: WHO is a assshit?
JerseyMikeX: WHAT is a assshit?
ive got pretzles: mm
JerseyMikeX: Where may i find this
assshit you speak of?
Bitsurfer5: WHY do you care?
JerseyMikeX: Is it human? or not?
Vincent De Boule: Hey, chat progs still
work?
Thermometors: do u lyke cyberin wit
me?
ive got pretzles: yea
Bitsurfer5: He just used one Vin
Xv IsamuDyson vX: is it slang for
asss hit???
JerseyMikeX: ask the 3 guys who
wound up leaving
All Hail Me AJMW: a sad pretender is
what u are. ur rhymes are more
cruel and u belong behind bars. so
u can get raped. ur grammar is
good so use ur intellegence to
escape. my rhymes are like
alkatraze there is no escape and ur
fate will be decided
Vincent De Boule: er
All Hail Me AJMW: but too bad my
lines are great
Xv IsamuDyson vX:
heeheheheheheheh
Xv IsamuDyson vX: TAP THAT
ASSSSSSSSSSSSS
Vincent De Boule: Hey, I'm lagging
indefinitely
Vincent De Boule has left the room.
Xv IsamuDyson vX: sounds like a
freaking sssssssnake
Bitsurfer5: Hail, you're contradicting
yourself...
ive got pretzles: thermo??
Thermometors: ::givez u lots of kissiezz::
ive got pretzles: winter??
Xv IsamuDyson vX: sssssssslither
.........sssslither me bunghole
DrkPhoenixZero has entered the room.
JerseyMikeX: he does that a lot
RaspberryMinkFoo: stop it
ive got pretzles: o der u r
RaspberryMinkFoo: leave
DrkPhoenixZero: ahh that felt good...
Bitsurfer5: Jesus, Isamu god...
Bitsurfer5: Get a fucking brain.
JerseyMikeX: now if we didn't leave the
first time, why would we leave later?
Thermometors: pretzelz feel good on
me...
Thermometors: and in me ;-)
Bitsurfer5: Yes sir Mink!
Bitsurfer5 has left the room.
DrkPhoenixZero: Hmmm
JerseyMikeX: why dont YOU head on
over to another room? problem solved,
no?
Xv IsamuDyson vX: quiet Adam.......Sir
Adam of Grayskull!
Bitsurfer5 has entered the room.
Jjskata15: chiziforeva.. your done u
washed up like hammer man
career its nationaly stated that
yo've lost please to tear/ all hail
jmw brng you down for good/ its
hammer time chizi i bang against
the wood
Bitsurfer5: ok, I left now what?
JerseyMikeX: who's chiziforeva?
Xv IsamuDyson vX: DUDE! LEARN
TO SPELL!!!!!!!!!
I phr3ak I: I undertood like 5 words in that
ive got pretzles: im gonna sperm
Thermometors: ::bitez ur earz::
MediocreAnemone: lol
MediocreAnemone: is sperm a verb
RaspberryMinkFoo: leave kids
CheZiForever: I looked for a rhyme scheme
in that last one, but I just couldn't find it.
Half your words don't exist, even Webster
couldn't define it. And your little punk JJ
spells even worse than you. If your friends
are like that, you've
CheZiForever: got a pretty pathetic crew.
GuMbYgIrL23 12: haha
SchoolsOutFools has left the room.
All Hail Me AJMW: i got the right to
bare arms so imma shoot u and u
won't live for long. i'll put ur
balls in a blender and make u
drink them til ur body surenders
and dies as i watch the flies crowd
around and i laugh that u are
lifeless on the gro
Xv IsamuDyson vX: Rapper
wannabe's 2003
WinterishDesert: 0 babi squirt it in
mah mouf
All Hail Me AJMW: *ground
Bitsurfer5: Imma shoot u and u won't live
long...
ive got pretzles: ok
Xv IsamuDyson vX: lol
RaspberryMinkFoo: the wigger
event of the century is going
down right here!
Bitsurfer5: Accually read the shit you
type.
take away me NOW: im glad to be a
part of it ó.ò
Thermometors: ;-) hey take
DrkPhoenixZero: hmmm...
take away me NOW: whats goin on
Vincent De Boule has entered the room.
Thermometors: u tell me ;-)
take away me NOW: not a whole lot
Xv IsamuDyson vX: if so....I need beer
goggles, because of all the
buckteeth women and ghetto
booty.........ohhhhhhh GAWD!!!!!!!!
WinterishDesert: hehez
ive got pretzles: thermo??
Thermometors: pretzel
ive got pretzles: ur done??
Jjskata15: Your false a curution of
uncharted fakness/ the relentless
games u play explains that u cant
shake this so understand your
down for the count drop yah like
ali/ one punch yah face blasted
can u c/that i can spell Its ova chi
CheZiForever: Your rhymes make my brain
hurt, if they can be called rhymes at all.
You're like a bad basketball player, you
always drop the ball.
MediocreAnemone: some manish font
you have, pretzles
Xv IsamuDyson vX:
mmmmmm.......fakness
JerseyMikeX: g00d l0rd, how can there
be THESE many dorks breathing in
one area?
Thermometors: not until u want me 2 b
babi
CheZiForever: Gah, hit Enter too early. Eh,
I'll make my next one longer.
Bitsurfer5: cntntion? what the hell?
JerseyMikeX: i thought they had a
special kind of oxygen .. hopefully, a
limited kind...
DrkPhoenixZero: is pretzel still having
is amazing virtual lovin/... I wonder
how he cleans his monitor
screen...I hear cum leaves streaks
...
JerseyMikeX: ask his lips
DrkPhoenixZero: think he has his
own jizz mopper...?
ive got pretzles: i use a ziplock bag
Bitsurfer5: Thats not even a word
Bitsurfer5: lol
ive got pretzles: one time i used
aluminum foil
ive got pretzles: but i got all
scratched up
JerseyMikeX: i think he IS a jizz
mopper
Thermometors: not if i waz there though
;-)
WinterishDesert: aluminum foil iz
zooo zexy
Xv IsamuDyson vX: is that 15 in your
SN your reject number, age,
address or what??????
DrkPhoenixZero: Nono Mike theres a
difference between jizz mopping
and cum gargling
take away me NOW: ugh
Bitsurfer5: Oh my god.. .it's steve/dave!
All Hail Me AJMW: my rhymes are
raised above all and urs juz took a
sudden fall from the ranks as u
feel me shank u. fool dun ever
talk bout my crew. they'll roll up
on u like u was a blunt and eat u
like candy like u was the banana
flavored runt
Xv IsamuDyson vX: LOL
RaspberryMinkFoo: stop
Bitsurfer5: No
JerseyMikeX: how so? don't people like
him cumgargle during their break
anyway?
ive got pretzles: no i want to keep
going
RaspberryMinkFoo: get out of my
room
Xv IsamuDyson vX: stop?
STOP???????? WE WILL NEVER
STOP!
ive got pretzles: suck on it minkfoo
ive got pretzles: im gonna cum
Bitsurfer5: I'm sure he swallows, thats
the difference.
JerseyMikeX: raspberry, i'll tell you
again.
JerseyMikeX: no.
ive got pretzles: i like how cum tastes
Bitsurfer5: Point in case.
WinterishDesert: me too :-P
Thermometors: ::rubz ur 8==<iii>D::
MediocreAnemone: oh shit thats sick
Bitsurfer5: That is too sad....
ive got pretzles: ooh yeah
DrkPhoenixZero: Raspberry...
honestly is it worth all this???
why not simply gather your things
and create a room with a less
obvious name?
JerseyMikeX: and Winter goes from
homophobe to ... well, he still sucks so
it really doesn't matter what happens
to him
Xv IsamuDyson vX: :'(
take away me NOW: we live in this
room though
Bitsurfer5: No, no too much logic for him.
JerseyMikeX: that's kinda sad...
take away me NOW: me and the
minxy
RaspberryMinkFoo: how about you
go stick your dick in an outlet?
Bitsurfer5: No, you live in a box. This is a
chatroom on the internet.
ive got pretzles: id like to stick my
cord in your outlet ;-)
JerseyMikeX: raspberry, that's thermo's
routine, not mine
WinterishDesert: oh baby you're
making me so hot
Thermometors: pretzelzzzzzzzzzz
JerseyMikeX: oh man, that was
L-A-M-E!
Xv IsamuDyson vX: take away me NOW: me and the men........MANY
MANY MANY MANY men...
Thermometors: oooooooooooooh
GuMbYgIrL23 12: omfg
Thermometors: oooooooohhhh
pretzelzzz
take away me NOW: thats funny
Jjskata15: i drope the ball but u drop
the soap hoppin for hit the jail
mates praise saying hes good i
like his dick.... Your rap is like star
wars withought the force.. or the
the show married with children
your r ymes makin them, devorce
RaspberryMinkFoo: stop
RaspberryMinkFoo: please
CheZiForever: There's two of you battling
me, and that ain't even enough. I'm
whipping both of you, while you're trying
to act all tough. You're talking about
drugs now? You've probably never tried.
Though I may have to take that back,
cause
Bitsurfer5: Man, even my worst insults
make me sound like a fuckin einstein in
this chat.
CheZiForever: you sound like your mind is
fried.
Xv IsamuDyson vX: lol
take away me NOW: you werent in
this room at 12:38
JerseyMikeX: adam, that's the ONLY
thing people like them are good for
Xv IsamuDyson vX: 15 is his IQ
Thermometors: oh yeaaaa pretzlezzz
All Hail Me AJMW: juz surrender my
rhymes are cooked medium rare
they taste so tender and well
cooked and i didn't even have to
steal them from a nursery book
like you. readin Dr. Suess. i say
damn Sam i must be the man
WinterishDesert: you cum yet
pretzle?
JerseyMikeX: if we ever screw up and
say sumtin that makes no sense, we're
STILL brilliant in comparison
Thermometors: ::ddrinkz it all up::
DrkPhoenixZero: Hrmm...
ive got pretzles: yeah all over your tits
Bitsurfer5: No, you see medium rare is
OVERCOOKED.
Thermometors: oooh babi
WinterishDesert: lolz she licked it up
off ma boobz
ive got pretzles: o yeah
JerseyMikeX: what's scary is they are
both probaly 13 year old boys who
haven't even reached puberty yet
MediocreAnemone: thats it
MediocreAnemone: im out of here
Xv IsamuDyson vX: hey, just look at
there AIM info..........now THATS
stupid
Bitsurfer5: Steaks are ment to be rare,
any more and it just means you have no
taste.
MediocreAnemone has left the room.
JerseyMikeX: i'd call you smart,
mediocre, but you should have left
half an hour ago
take away me NOW: nice how she
waited til after they were done
Bitsurfer5: Well thats one down.
Thermometors: ::relaxezz::
RaspberryMinkFoo: oookkkkk
All Hail Me AJMW: feel the my
lyrical torpedo hit ur body. i got
u speakin like u from New
Orleans " shawty" fool u a waste
of time but i figure i could get a
practice rhyme in on you cuz u
stink like an athlete's shoe
ive got pretzles: ::lays on couch by
thermo::
DrkPhoenixZero has left the room.
DrkPhoenixZero has entered the room.
Bitsurfer5: What I find sad is I've spent
the entire day having a life, and I come
home to a chat you've probably been in
since this morning.
Xv IsamuDyson vX: Thermometors:
::relaxezz in a tub of six yr old
cummmmmm::
Bitsurfer5: lol
JerseyMikeX: *shudder*
WinterishDesert: ::evil glarez at
pretzle and thermo::
Thermometors: ::putz mah head on ur
tummy::
Xv IsamuDyson vX: I hope thats not
the head I think it is..........
CheZiForever: You seem well read on Dr.
Seuss, it's closer to your level. I laugh at
how you try to sound tough, like you've
sold your souls to the devil. Every time I
read your rhymes, they make me want to
vomit. I'll make you my bitch like I
CheZiForever: was Wallace and you were
Gromit.
Bitsurfer5: fool and shoe don't rhyme....
Xv IsamuDyson vX: but somehow, its
not
Bitsurfer5: ...
DiRgE of DeSpAiR has entered the room.
DiRgE of DeSpAiR: hahaha
JerseyMikeX: saw the size of your penis
or sumtin?
DiRgE of DeSpAiR: vile little children
Xv IsamuDyson vX: .....ok, someone
entering laughing = scary
DiRgE of DeSpAiR: Cyber sex and rap...
ive got pretzles: anyone no good
porn sites
Xv IsamuDyson vX: would you be
referring to your boys??????
Jjskata15: I think yah threw barney
got better rymes than you i love u
u hate me think about how wak
yah rymes may be pause for a sec
and think about yo stuff yah your
battlin 2 peeps 2 yah can handle
we 2 tough.. buts its's all good the
WinterishDesert: ur horni again?
DiRgE of DeSpAiR: and now children
asking for porno?
ive got pretzles: no but i will be soon
Jjskata15: wallace likes it rough
DiRgE of DeSpAiR: how sad
JerseyMikeX: that's the way of the
children
WinterishDesert: i like it rough
DiRgE of DeSpAiR: how utterly pathetic
CheZiForever: ...I'm ignoring Jjskata until
he learns to spell.
WinterishDesert: any other guyz
wanna cibur?
Thermometors: i like 2 b spanked
GuMbYgIrL23 12: lol chezi
All Hail Me AJMW: u think u all big
and bad but that all changes when
u in jail wid the rest of them fags.
i'll let u slurp a dick like Smiley
did. ur rhymes are so gay i think
that i'm wid Cuba Gooding Jr. on
the gay cruise my rhymes are so
fresh
All Hail Me AJMW: and smooth
DiRgE of DeSpAiR: Why these children
were allowed to live this long is beyond me
Bitsurfer5: thtew?
WinterishDesert: ::spankz her
playfully::
WinterishDesert: hehe :-)
Xv IsamuDyson vX: SHUDDUP IQ
15!!!! Speak only with spoken to,
with your broke up worlds you
stole from Ghetto Amusement
Park
Bitsurfer5: "You can handle"? Are you
complimenting him?
CheZiForever: Hell, by that logic, I should
really ignore AJMW too. But his stupidity
is like a magnet.
All Hail Me AJMW: and ur like a
faggot
GuMbYgIrL23 12: lol
WinterishDesert: hey pretzle?
CheZiForever: Ooh, great comeback. I
remember hearing that one in 3rd grade.
DiRgE of DeSpAiR: if it were in my realm
of power thes children would have
perished eons ago
ive got pretzles: yaz?
WinterishDesert: wanna phone sex?
DiRgE of DeSpAiR: before they were even
a idea in some humans head
ive got pretzles: huh?
All Hail Me AJMW: i remembered
hearin u had to pay kids for sex
JerseyMikeX: calm down, chez. hail
might still be in the 3rd grade.
Bitsurfer5: ...
WinterishDesert: call me
Xv IsamuDyson vX: lol, I wish I had a
dollar for everyone thats been
called a faggot in my life, I'd have
billions
DiRgE of DeSpAiR: especially the winter
girl....
DiRgE of DeSpAiR: she is especially
irritating
ive got pretzles: wots your #
All Hail Me AJMW: u still do have to
pay them
WinterishDesert: itz in mah profile
JerseyMikeX: winte'rs probaly a guy
who doesn't know it yet
Thermometors: pretzel
ive got pretzles: o
ive got pretzles: my mom would get
mad thoguh
CheZiForever: This is ridiculous. I'm here
arguing with a 7 year old.
WinterishDesert: call collect ill pay
for it :-P
Xv IsamuDyson vX:
mmmmmmmmmm.........thoguh
ive got pretzles: ooo00oo
Xv IsamuDyson vX: dun you mean
toga?
Jjskata15: your rymes fallin apart..
floating away like a nutty
professor fart the stench that
colides making everyone frown
and yell" qite spitin yah words
worse than a shit smell it seems
to me that your qiiet adn absolite i
think we when/
Jjskata15: engizer bunny i can go on
for weeks
CheZiForever: Look, kid, no more
freestyling. I feel bad for making you put
so much effort into your shitty rhymes, if
they can even be called rhyes.
CheZiForever: *rhymes
Xv IsamuDyson vX: Nutty Professor
is SOOOOOOOO old
WinterishDesert: plezz call
Xv IsamuDyson vX: plus its Eddie
Murphy
CheZiForever: I believe it's clear that I won
again.
ive got pretzles: i dunno if i should
GuMbYgIrL23 12: hmm lets see.....
All Hail Me AJMW: u be watchin
porn and jackin off wid candy
corn like the fool from the bates
motel i would slap u but hos tell
the cops u like a fag u drop ur
pants when u see a guy like they
hot
ive got pretzles: im not horny
anymore tho
Bitsurfer5: qiiet adb absolite....
DiRgE of DeSpAiR: Winterish... are you a
slut of some kind?
Thermometors: i am :P
WinterishDesert: so?? ill orgasm for
you
JerseyMikeX: not of the best kind, the
dead kind.
Bitsurfer5: jacking off wid candy corn
ive got pretzles: really
CheZiForever: OK, who here even
understands a word that AJMW or Jj
says?
Xv IsamuDyson vX: what about the
webcam????
I phr3ak I: lol
WinterishDesert: you betcha
JerseyMikeX: i dont think even they do
Bitsurfer5: I under stood... no wait, no...
JerseyMikeX: though i gotta wonder
who wins when they freestyle against
each other
CheZiForever: Or is able to find a rhyme
scheme within the train wrecks that they
call freestyling?
Thermometors: ok guyzz
Thermometors: i gotta go
JerseyMikeX: the repetitive
nomakingsense-ness vs. the bad
spelling nomakingsense-ness
GuMbYgIrL23 12: im kinda used to it
Thermometors: by pretzelzz ;-)
WinterishDesert: bye thermo :-P
Jjskata15: )=
Thermometors: :-*
ive got pretzles: bye hot stuff
Jjskata15: damn....
RaspberryMinkFoo: leave
RaspberryMinkFoo: please
JerseyMikeX: oh fuck off already
Thermometors: okiez
Thermometors has left the room.
RaspberryMinkFoo: wow
All Hail Me AJMW: he quit i win all
my friends get out cuz we all can
tell this fool took many nuts down
south and he is choking up. so i
guess the nuts should juz turn him
around and stick it in his butt.
RaspberryMinkFoo: what an
annoying little bitch
Jjskata15: ok im done i think we lost
CheZiForever: lol
take away me NOW: almost there
Xv IsamuDyson vX: is that an upside
down smiley???? true the
number IS his IQ
CheZiForever: You think you won?
CheZiForever: You're a sad little man.
I phr3ak I: lol
take away me NOW: we have a rap-off
going on..
I phr3ak I: haha
JerseyMikeX: he knows he lost
take away me NOW: sorry ive missed
it
All Hail Me AJMW: peace non-negro
All Hail Me AJMW has left the room.
Xv IsamuDyson vX: or maybe dislexic
WinterishDesert: call me pretzle??
CheZiForever: lol
Bitsurfer5: It's only a rap-off if they were
rapping.
Jjskata15 has left the room.
CheZiForever: That was such a waste of
my time
ive got pretzles: ok
Bitsurfer5: This is pathetic.
Xv IsamuDyson vX: BOOYA! ADIOS
15!
