Forward ~ The End is Near!
The backlash from Wrestlemania is over... Now we look on to the place where one individual’s fate lies... where one individual’s end lies... it will be the survival of the fittest... many will fall... but one will survive. The end draws near... the time when all shall be punished... the time when all shall be forgotten... and the time that all shall be... NEXT!!! JUDGMENT DAY IS COMING...
Scene 1 ~ Giving the Big Show a Taste of His Own Medicine...
The scene opens up at an arena where a RAW house show is currently taking place. The camera appears to be in somebody’s locker room. A large green screen is covering on side of the room. The door opens and Goldberg walks in. He stops in front of the screen and begins to talk...
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Now, you might be asking why exactly is Da Man standing here in front of this big green screen when there is usually a fat ass named the Big Show here. Well, I happened to see Show’s little promo, so I decided to do one to show him just how lame they really are...”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “First off, Big Slow... opps, I mean Show. First you like to show some pictures of your opponents to make fun of them. Well, I actually didn’t have to look for funny pictures of the Big Show... cause just his normal look is funny enough. Take a look...”
The screen changes to this picture of the Big Show...
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Ooooh, that’s quite intimidating, Show. If you have that much energy in our match, I have no chance. But just wait until you see Big Show when he comes out of the bathroom... watch this...”
Once again, the screen shows a picture of the Big Show.
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Whoa. I can smell that from here. Why the sad face, Big Show? Diarrhea again? I guess so...”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Oh, and you say chicks dig it big? I think you’ve got it all wrong. I think it’s the Big Show digs... men! Look at this ‘friendly peck’ from Paul Heyman...”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Show, the little bit of your promos that people can actually understand makes them sick. You think your the best and your sexy... Yeah, you’re right. You are the toughest and best here in the WWE... yeah, and Stephanie McMahon isn’t a slut either.”
Goldberg laughs to himself because of his sarcasm.
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Big Show, here’s an answer to your question... a question you couldn’t figure out because of your pea-size brain. Anyway, you want to know why these people chant my name each and every night? It’s because they know, just like each and every WWE superstar, they know that I am the best. And they know that chanting my name is like a calling... it’s like saying it’s time... it’s time to destroy my opponent.... it’s time to destroy the Big Show.”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “You know what... I’ve had enough of this dumb green screen crap...”
Goldberg turns around and rips down the green screen. He throws it on the ground and proceeds to walk out the locker room door...
Scene 2 ~ The Show is Over...
The scene opens up about an hour later. Goldberg is seen standing by with interviewer, Coach.
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Goldberg, would you mind giving me a few words about your match with the Big Show on RAW this Monday Night?”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “No, that’s fine.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “First, what’s your comments on your match with Chris Jericho on RAW last week?”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Hmm... well, I hope I shut up Jericho once and for all. I beat him just like I promised I would do. I proved to the whole world that I am the most dominating force here in the WWE. I have beaten the best of the best... Triple H, Chris Jericho, and soon to be the Big Show!”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Speaking of Triple H, anything new you would like to say?”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Triple H, your time is slowly ticking away. Judgment Day is almost upon us and the day of reckoning will be brutal... for Triple H, at least. And if Stephanie sticks her slutty ass in the match, then I just might have to use force. That’s right, if you think that it was bad two weeks ago when I speared Stephanie... just wait until you see what I do to her at Judgment Day.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Moving on to your match on RAW. First, I would just like to say I hope you rip the Big Show apart!”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is a first... you actually want me to win?”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Yeah... did you hear what the Big Show called me?! He called me a gay ass black dude! Hey, Show, I’ve got chicks waiting in lines to get to me. Matter of fact, there’s some waiting in my limo right now. I think Show should be a little more concerned with his sexuality... I saw that picture of him and Paul Heyman! What was that all about?!”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Heh, I don’t know... And I don’t want to know.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Yeah, me either. Anyway, Big Show made fun of you big time. One thing he made fun of was when he said that you talk gibberish...”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Ha, ha, ha! He’s kidding, right? I can’t believe you could actually tell he was saying that... he’s the one who speaks gibberish. Plus he slobbers all over everybody... and could you smell his breath? Man!”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Oh, I could smell it all right. I was plugging my nose half the time. Anyway, he also said that you are crappy suckititude...”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Uh... crappy what? Is he making up his own words now or what? Anyway, that’s funny... if I suck so bad, then how did I manage to win the Hardcore Title... how did I manage to win the 30 man Royal Rumble... how did I manage to win the World Heavyweight Title at Wrestlemania in a triple threat match? And how did I manage to beat 23 other men? I’ll tell you how I managed... it’s because I don’t suck... hell, I may very well be the best damn wrestler the WWE has and will ever see. Big Show, you are one of the few to have never had the privilege of being next... but don’t you worry, Show, ‘cause your time has finally arrived. Enjoy!”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Big Show has also made fun of your entrance... What do you think of his entrance?”
Goldberg yawns...
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Huh? Oh, sorry, I got tired just thinking of the Big Show’s entrance. Man, if you thought Big Show’s matches were boring, just watch his entrance! When I was watching it on tape, I thought it was in slow motion... but it was fast forwarding!”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Yeah, his entrance is boring. What do you think of the Big Show being the WWE Television Champion?”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “I think he should get on his hands and knees and thank Shane McMahon for not making this a title match. Cause it would be one of the shortest reigns in history. Big Show, I think you lucked out when Randy Orton missed his opportunity to give you the ass kicking you deserve. But don’t worry, Show, you will get that ass kicking this week from none other than myself.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “First you fought Chris Jericho and now the Big Show... are you aiming to take out the Corporate Alliance once and for all?”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Coach, I am aiming to take out everybody in the WWE. I don’t care if your in the Corporate Alliance, the Supremacy, or even on Velocity. There is not one person that is safe... not Shane, not Vince, and not Stephanie.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “What do you think about Big Show’s match against Stephanie McMahon this week on RAW?”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Well, I don’t know when it will be.. but Stephanie better hope it’s after my match with him. Because after I’m done with the Big Show, there won’t be much of that 500 lbs. giant left! But I really hope Stephanie and Big Show tear each other apart, cause I hate both of their guts!”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “I asked Big Show what lengths he would go to retain his title in the future. What lengths will you go to to win this match?”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Coach, Big Show has pissed me off. And that’s not a good thing for him. I will go to whatever lengths possible to beat the Big Show. He has ran his mouth left and right about the way I talk, the way I walk, and the way I wrestle. But most of all he has offended the fans. And that’s not something you do and get away with it. The fans are my fuel... my power... my electricity. They are the ones that get my adrenaline pumping. Show, I will tear your big body apart and I will show absolutely no remorse whatsoever.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Show said that you have been showboating too long and it is time for someone to put you in your place. Do you think you have been showboating?”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “No, Coach, I know I haven’t been. What I say is the truth. If I say that I am the best, it’s not because I am some arrogant asshole like Big Show or Triple H... it’s because I have proved it and it is indeed the truth. There is a difference between showboating and speaking the truth... and is what the Big Show fails to realize. What he does, it’s showboating. He has done nothing to even consider one word he speaks as the truth. Hell, he just got off Velocity a couple of weeks ago. I, on the other hand, have done everything to show that what I say is the truth. I have beat my opponents left and right... I have became the champion... and I have gained the fans’ respect. Show, you can talk shit all day long, but it means nothing until you be a man and prove it.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Big Show said that if you look at his waist, you will see gold... and if you look at yours, you see nothing.”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “If you look at Big Show’s waist, you also see a gut of fat. If you look at mine, you see muscle. Show, you might have gold... but it’s not the World Heavyweight Title... so until you become a real champion, shut your mouth. I have had that World Heavyweight Title before... I know what it feels like to be a real champion. Big Show, the only real champion you’ve ever been is the real champion of the buffets!”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Show also said that after the match, the fans will no longer be chanting GOLDBERG, GOLDBERG... but much rather BIG SHOW, BIG SHOW. Do you think that this may happen?”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Coach, I hate to bust Show’s bubble, but the fans would never and will never chant BIG SHOW, BIG SHOW. Why would they want to chant for a 500 lbs., obnoxious, smelly, fat guy named the Big Show? Through thick and thin, the fans will remain chanting one name and one name only... GOLDBERG... GOLDBERG!”
Goldberg pauses as the fans chants are heard throughout the arena, including the backstage area...
The chant dies down after about thirty seconds. Coach resumes the interview...
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Big Show said that words are more important than actions. Is this true?”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “What the hell? I guess Big Show really is as dumb as he looks. Show, if words meant more than actions can I just sit here and say I‘m gonna beat everybody and it counts? Words don’t mean a thing until you back them up. And quite frankly, I don’t care what you’ve done, Show, your words mean nothing. Like I said before, I have backed my words up enough to prove that they are nothing but the facts.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Anything else you would like to address? Or perhaps anything else you would like to say to the Big Show... it’s your time.”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Show, you have no idea what you’re in store for. You think you are the best... but you aren’t even close. Just because you are the biggest guy in the WWE makes you think that you are the best... well, I am here to prove to you that you’re not. 500 lbs. does not mean a thing around here. That just means that all 500 lbs. of you will be destroyed at the hands of Da Man! Show, you can sit on your ass and brag about your accomplishments all day long... but nobody‘s listening. Why, you might ask... it‘s because nobody cares.”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Oh, I just remembered. Big Show has been accusing you of taking steroids... are you?”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Coach, I have never even thought about taking steroids. I’m all about getting muscle the real way. In wrestling, there are no short cuts. You want to become strong and powerful, you train hard... nothing more to it. But maybe Big Show should take some to actually get some muscle...”
| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “OK... you may continue now.”
| ‘Da Man’ Goldberg | “Show, you say you set your target on my chest? You say you never miss? Well, same goes here. You see you have been labeled... with a label that all of my opponents get labeled. I never miss a person, Show. Once you have been labeled, you are mine. There’s no way around it... there’s no where to run... and there’s on where to hide. You have never fought me before, Show, so you have no idea what to expect. Expect a car crash... a train wreck... expect hell. ‘Cause that’s exactly what you will be experiencing when you step into that ring with me. Like I said, you have been labeled with a certain title... a one word title... you have been labeled as next... you still don’t get it, do you, Show? Well, let me spell it out for you... YOU’RE NEXT!!!”
Goldberg turns and walks away as the scene slowly fades out...