The road to Wrestlemania has begun... the main event is set and will feature the best of the best. Two forces will collide for the most prized possession... In the past, one force has always triumphed over the other. Will the result be the same? Or will the other finally get revenge? WRESTLEMANIA XX... IT BEGINS... AGAIN!

Scene 1 ~

The scene opens up in what seems to be a hotel room in Omaha, Nebraska. Goldberg, wearing black jeans and a Santa’s Slay (Goldberg’s new movie) t-shirt, is seen pacing back and forth, talking on his cell phone.

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “I understand where you’re coming from, but... yeah... Kane? Kane has no idea what I am capable of... definitely...”

A knock is heard on the door as Goldberg quickly ends his phone conversation.

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “I’m going to have to let you go... I’ll talk to you later.”

Goldberg walks turns off his cell phone and throws it on the bed. He walks over to the door and opens it as a grinning face pokes in...

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Goldy! You’re staying here, too?! What a coincidence!”

Goldberg does not look very happy to see Coach.

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Listen... I know all my fame and fortune can make a person jealous, but...”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “Coach, I have no time for your dumb little games... now do you want something or not?”

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Well, I was just walking to my room, tired from signing autographs all day... and I heard your voice. Would it be all right with you if I just got a quick word on the recent happenings in the WWE?”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “Well, Coach, I was just on the phone setting up an interview... but since you interrupted my call...”

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Great! First of all, how do you feel about last Monday night on RAW?”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “First of all, I would like to say to Shawn Michaels that our match was incredible. I don’t say this often, but he really pushed me to my limits. But the fact of the matter is that I said I would beat HBK and that’s what I did.”

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Yes, it seems that lately you have been living up to your promises. But what I was referring to was how do you feel about what happened after your match...”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “Yes, the same thing that has been happening each and every week. Shane Douglas walks his ass down that ramp, trying to intimidate me... that‘s fine. But the fact of the matter is he couldn‘t intimidate a pile of shit! Then after my match I get attacked from behind. First I was attacked by Chris Nowinski... which I have no idea why... and then, last week, I was attacked once again by Kane.”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “Shane, all I have to say to you for now is that your time... your reign... your streak is drawing to an end. Enjoy it while you still can...”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “Kane, our highly anticipated match has finally been booked at No Way Out. I have beat you twice before and I will do it again... and this time it will be for your TV title.”

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “I’m looking forward to that match... actually I’m just looking forward to you getting your ass kicked!”

Goldberg stares at Coach, who swallows loudly.

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “I mean... so what about your match on RAW?”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “On RAW, I will once again be put to the challenge. I will be taking on Buff ‘The Stuff’ Bagwell. I have seen a couple of Buff’s matches and he is a very talented athlete. I am looking forward to this fight.”

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Well, Goldberg, you seem to like to make reference to old ‘Dubya C Dubya’... What do you remember about Buff from then?”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “Buff was still great athlete then, but I fought him a couple times and I beat him. There is one thing that seems to be his disadvantage and that is his attitude. Buff thinks that he is ‘The Stuff’... He talks about how his girls just can’t get enough... Buff is obviously more concerned about his girls than this wrestling business. Buff, this is wrestling... not some dating service...”

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Hey, there is nothing wrong with being a Ladies’ Man! I should know, being one myself...”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “I never said there was anything wrong with that. But I think Buff should be focused more on his matches and less on his women. Don’t get me wrong, Buff is still very talented. After all, he is a former TV Champion.”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “Buff is also more concerned about show boating. He prances around the ring, flexing and smiling. Well, come RAW, we’ll see if there is a smile on his face at the end of our match!”

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Goldy, you have to admit it... Buff is one of the best around here. There’s really no chance of you beating him...”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “Is that so? Well, I agree. Buff is one of the best around here. But lately it seems that Buff has been dropping down the ladder. There’s no chance of beating him, you say? Well, you’ll see...”

A ringing is heard...

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Just a sec...”

Coach pulls his cell phone out...

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Hey! What’s happening, man? Yeah... I’m with Goldberg... yeah... Buff said what?... OK, thanks buddy.”

Coach turns off his phone and pockets it.

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “That was a good buddy of mine. Anyway, he said he saw Buff in an interview recently.”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “And what did Buff have to say?”

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Well, first he said that he has much respect for you... however, he will still walk away with the win.”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “I have much respect for Buff, also. Yeah, he thinks he can beat me... just like Stevie Ray did... just like Shawn Michaels did... just like Kane did... and just like those other 29 men from the Rumble did. Everybody thinks they are the one who has it all and can stop me. But when you face reality... there’s no one that can stop me, even with Shane Douglas being the referee.”

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Buff also said that he is ‘Da Stuff’... and he said that he will prove that he should be ‘Da Man’ as well, not you.”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “You know, it seems like a lot of my opponents like to talk about my nickname, ‘Da Man’. Well, I have said it before and I will say it again. I didn’t give myself that name... the people gave it to me because of what I accomplished in my career. Buff, on the other hand, has dubbed himself ‘The Stuff’... why? Because it rhymes with Buff? Because he honestly thinks he is the stuff? Or maybe the fans did name him that after all... you make the decision.”

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Well, in my opinion, Buff earned that nickname. He is the King of Ladies, if you don’t include me of course!”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “Just ask your next question. Do you think I like sitting here wasting my Saturday, talking to you?”

| ‘Cocky Interviewer’ Coach | “Wasting your Saturday? Oh, come on! So, Buff also said that he is not scared of you.”

| `Da Man' Goldberg | “That’s fine with me. Buff, I don’t care if people are scared of me before my match. I’m not trying to scare anybody... I’m just preparing you, Buff. ‘Cause I know that right before I hit the spear... I look into my opponents eyes and I can see the fear. I can see them freeze in shock. It’s like a deer standing in the middle of a road. The car comes and the deer knows he is about to get hit... but he can only stare and watch as the car pummels him. The deer’s whole life flashes before him and I’m sure my opponent’s life does, too.”

Coach thinks for a second about what to say next...