Thunder begins as the crowd is pumped for tonight’s matches. Pyros shoot blast off as the fans in Boston are on their feet!
JR~ Hey everybody! The NWA is here at the Fleet Center in Boston, Massachusetts! King~ But tonight will we get to see some puppies, JR? ‘Cause everyone looooooves puuuuuuupppies!!! JR~ Right you are, King. Right now we will be having our first match of the night... The titantron turns on with a countdown. The fans boo, knowing who is about to come out... 5 4 3 2 1 As the countdown ends, huge pyros blast off, scaring the fans sitting ringside. ‘BREAK THE WALLS DOWN...’ is heard as the fans boo even louder. Jericho struts out, a cocky grin on his face. He does his signature pose and then walks down into the ring. He grabs the mic from the announcer and raises it to his lips... “Welcome to.... THUNDER IS JERICHO!” “All of you assclowns in attendance are in for a real treat tonight... that’s right... HUGE treat! Not only will you be able to see... oh man, I so excited I can hardly hold it... not only will you be able to see the King of the World make Kurt Angle scream in pain and tap out... but you will also see the most highly anticipated segment... tonight is the debut of Chris Jericho’s Hi-Lite Reel! “But right now, I would like to talk a little about Kirk Angel... Kirk, you are nothing but a llllllloser! A nobody... a gone and forgotten superstar! Kirk, you are a has-been! You see, Kirk, you are washed up. Kirk’s career is a lot like his bald head. Both are lllllllong gone and they ain’t coming back! And even if they did come back, they both would be ugly as hell! Your best days are behind you... and so is your hair. So Kirk, why don’t you save the audience from being bored to death by you, and quit. No, you won’t have to quit ‘cause I will lock in the Walls of Jericho until your legs break and you will be forced to retire!” "And I can guarantee that Kirk Angel is gonna walk out of this match with bumps and bruises and a t-shirt that reads ‘I visited Boston and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a Y2J beating that I will never eeeeeeeever forget again’!!!" “Enough of that jackass! And now... here it is... the moment you’ve all been waiting for... the Hi-Lite Reel! Roll the opening, monkeys!” The Hi-Lite Reel opening plays as the ring crew set up the chairs and roll out the carpet. “That‘s more like it! No expenses cut tonight! Look at this set! Of course, I got the two stools that are never used... and then there‘s this awesome carpet with yours truly... and then we got these awesome shapes... and how could you forget the ridiculously expensive, Jeri-tron 5000!!!” “And now, the very first guest to be on the Hi-Lite Reel in the NWA... I present to you... the beautiful, the lovely, the high-flying.... LITA!!!” The fans cheer as Lita’s music hits over the PA system. Lita walks out to a huge ovation. She smiles and does her taunt. She slides into the ring and goes up on the turnbuckle... Lita’s music stops as Jericho raises the mic back up to his lips... “So, Lita... how you doin’?” Lita~ Hey Chris! I’m great. I am so excited about being back in wrestling. I can’t wait for my match tonight! “Tonight you are in an intergender match against Mikey Shipwreck?” Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
King~ But tonight will we get to see some puppies, JR? ‘Cause everyone looooooves puuuuuuupppies!!! JR~ Right you are, King. Right now we will be having our first match of the night... The titantron turns on with a countdown. The fans boo, knowing who is about to come out... 5 4 3 2 1 As the countdown ends, huge pyros blast off, scaring the fans sitting ringside. ‘BREAK THE WALLS DOWN...’ is heard as the fans boo even louder. Jericho struts out, a cocky grin on his face. He does his signature pose and then walks down into the ring. He grabs the mic from the announcer and raises it to his lips... “Welcome to.... THUNDER IS JERICHO!” “All of you assclowns in attendance are in for a real treat tonight... that’s right... HUGE treat! Not only will you be able to see... oh man, I so excited I can hardly hold it... not only will you be able to see the King of the World make Kurt Angle scream in pain and tap out... but you will also see the most highly anticipated segment... tonight is the debut of Chris Jericho’s Hi-Lite Reel! “But right now, I would like to talk a little about Kirk Angel... Kirk, you are nothing but a llllllloser! A nobody... a gone and forgotten superstar! Kirk, you are a has-been! You see, Kirk, you are washed up. Kirk’s career is a lot like his bald head. Both are lllllllong gone and they ain’t coming back! And even if they did come back, they both would be ugly as hell! Your best days are behind you... and so is your hair. So Kirk, why don’t you save the audience from being bored to death by you, and quit. No, you won’t have to quit ‘cause I will lock in the Walls of Jericho until your legs break and you will be forced to retire!” "And I can guarantee that Kirk Angel is gonna walk out of this match with bumps and bruises and a t-shirt that reads ‘I visited Boston and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a Y2J beating that I will never eeeeeeeever forget again’!!!" “Enough of that jackass! And now... here it is... the moment you’ve all been waiting for... the Hi-Lite Reel! Roll the opening, monkeys!” The Hi-Lite Reel opening plays as the ring crew set up the chairs and roll out the carpet. “That‘s more like it! No expenses cut tonight! Look at this set! Of course, I got the two stools that are never used... and then there‘s this awesome carpet with yours truly... and then we got these awesome shapes... and how could you forget the ridiculously expensive, Jeri-tron 5000!!!” “And now, the very first guest to be on the Hi-Lite Reel in the NWA... I present to you... the beautiful, the lovely, the high-flying.... LITA!!!” The fans cheer as Lita’s music hits over the PA system. Lita walks out to a huge ovation. She smiles and does her taunt. She slides into the ring and goes up on the turnbuckle... Lita’s music stops as Jericho raises the mic back up to his lips... “So, Lita... how you doin’?” Lita~ Hey Chris! I’m great. I am so excited about being back in wrestling. I can’t wait for my match tonight! “Tonight you are in an intergender match against Mikey Shipwreck?” Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
JR~ Right you are, King. Right now we will be having our first match of the night... The titantron turns on with a countdown. The fans boo, knowing who is about to come out... 5 4 3 2 1 As the countdown ends, huge pyros blast off, scaring the fans sitting ringside. ‘BREAK THE WALLS DOWN...’ is heard as the fans boo even louder. Jericho struts out, a cocky grin on his face. He does his signature pose and then walks down into the ring. He grabs the mic from the announcer and raises it to his lips... “Welcome to.... THUNDER IS JERICHO!” “All of you assclowns in attendance are in for a real treat tonight... that’s right... HUGE treat! Not only will you be able to see... oh man, I so excited I can hardly hold it... not only will you be able to see the King of the World make Kurt Angle scream in pain and tap out... but you will also see the most highly anticipated segment... tonight is the debut of Chris Jericho’s Hi-Lite Reel! “But right now, I would like to talk a little about Kirk Angel... Kirk, you are nothing but a llllllloser! A nobody... a gone and forgotten superstar! Kirk, you are a has-been! You see, Kirk, you are washed up. Kirk’s career is a lot like his bald head. Both are lllllllong gone and they ain’t coming back! And even if they did come back, they both would be ugly as hell! Your best days are behind you... and so is your hair. So Kirk, why don’t you save the audience from being bored to death by you, and quit. No, you won’t have to quit ‘cause I will lock in the Walls of Jericho until your legs break and you will be forced to retire!” "And I can guarantee that Kirk Angel is gonna walk out of this match with bumps and bruises and a t-shirt that reads ‘I visited Boston and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a Y2J beating that I will never eeeeeeeever forget again’!!!" “Enough of that jackass! And now... here it is... the moment you’ve all been waiting for... the Hi-Lite Reel! Roll the opening, monkeys!” The Hi-Lite Reel opening plays as the ring crew set up the chairs and roll out the carpet. “That‘s more like it! No expenses cut tonight! Look at this set! Of course, I got the two stools that are never used... and then there‘s this awesome carpet with yours truly... and then we got these awesome shapes... and how could you forget the ridiculously expensive, Jeri-tron 5000!!!” “And now, the very first guest to be on the Hi-Lite Reel in the NWA... I present to you... the beautiful, the lovely, the high-flying.... LITA!!!” The fans cheer as Lita’s music hits over the PA system. Lita walks out to a huge ovation. She smiles and does her taunt. She slides into the ring and goes up on the turnbuckle... Lita’s music stops as Jericho raises the mic back up to his lips... “So, Lita... how you doin’?” Lita~ Hey Chris! I’m great. I am so excited about being back in wrestling. I can’t wait for my match tonight! “Tonight you are in an intergender match against Mikey Shipwreck?” Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
The titantron turns on with a countdown. The fans boo, knowing who is about to come out... 5 4 3 2 1 As the countdown ends, huge pyros blast off, scaring the fans sitting ringside. ‘BREAK THE WALLS DOWN...’ is heard as the fans boo even louder. Jericho struts out, a cocky grin on his face. He does his signature pose and then walks down into the ring. He grabs the mic from the announcer and raises it to his lips... “Welcome to.... THUNDER IS JERICHO!” “All of you assclowns in attendance are in for a real treat tonight... that’s right... HUGE treat! Not only will you be able to see... oh man, I so excited I can hardly hold it... not only will you be able to see the King of the World make Kurt Angle scream in pain and tap out... but you will also see the most highly anticipated segment... tonight is the debut of Chris Jericho’s Hi-Lite Reel! “But right now, I would like to talk a little about Kirk Angel... Kirk, you are nothing but a llllllloser! A nobody... a gone and forgotten superstar! Kirk, you are a has-been! You see, Kirk, you are washed up. Kirk’s career is a lot like his bald head. Both are lllllllong gone and they ain’t coming back! And even if they did come back, they both would be ugly as hell! Your best days are behind you... and so is your hair. So Kirk, why don’t you save the audience from being bored to death by you, and quit. No, you won’t have to quit ‘cause I will lock in the Walls of Jericho until your legs break and you will be forced to retire!” "And I can guarantee that Kirk Angel is gonna walk out of this match with bumps and bruises and a t-shirt that reads ‘I visited Boston and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a Y2J beating that I will never eeeeeeeever forget again’!!!" “Enough of that jackass! And now... here it is... the moment you’ve all been waiting for... the Hi-Lite Reel! Roll the opening, monkeys!” The Hi-Lite Reel opening plays as the ring crew set up the chairs and roll out the carpet. “That‘s more like it! No expenses cut tonight! Look at this set! Of course, I got the two stools that are never used... and then there‘s this awesome carpet with yours truly... and then we got these awesome shapes... and how could you forget the ridiculously expensive, Jeri-tron 5000!!!” “And now, the very first guest to be on the Hi-Lite Reel in the NWA... I present to you... the beautiful, the lovely, the high-flying.... LITA!!!” The fans cheer as Lita’s music hits over the PA system. Lita walks out to a huge ovation. She smiles and does her taunt. She slides into the ring and goes up on the turnbuckle... Lita’s music stops as Jericho raises the mic back up to his lips... “So, Lita... how you doin’?” Lita~ Hey Chris! I’m great. I am so excited about being back in wrestling. I can’t wait for my match tonight! “Tonight you are in an intergender match against Mikey Shipwreck?” Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
5 4 3 2 1 As the countdown ends, huge pyros blast off, scaring the fans sitting ringside. ‘BREAK THE WALLS DOWN...’ is heard as the fans boo even louder. Jericho struts out, a cocky grin on his face. He does his signature pose and then walks down into the ring. He grabs the mic from the announcer and raises it to his lips... “Welcome to.... THUNDER IS JERICHO!” “All of you assclowns in attendance are in for a real treat tonight... that’s right... HUGE treat! Not only will you be able to see... oh man, I so excited I can hardly hold it... not only will you be able to see the King of the World make Kurt Angle scream in pain and tap out... but you will also see the most highly anticipated segment... tonight is the debut of Chris Jericho’s Hi-Lite Reel! “But right now, I would like to talk a little about Kirk Angel... Kirk, you are nothing but a llllllloser! A nobody... a gone and forgotten superstar! Kirk, you are a has-been! You see, Kirk, you are washed up. Kirk’s career is a lot like his bald head. Both are lllllllong gone and they ain’t coming back! And even if they did come back, they both would be ugly as hell! Your best days are behind you... and so is your hair. So Kirk, why don’t you save the audience from being bored to death by you, and quit. No, you won’t have to quit ‘cause I will lock in the Walls of Jericho until your legs break and you will be forced to retire!” "And I can guarantee that Kirk Angel is gonna walk out of this match with bumps and bruises and a t-shirt that reads ‘I visited Boston and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a Y2J beating that I will never eeeeeeeever forget again’!!!" “Enough of that jackass! And now... here it is... the moment you’ve all been waiting for... the Hi-Lite Reel! Roll the opening, monkeys!” The Hi-Lite Reel opening plays as the ring crew set up the chairs and roll out the carpet. “That‘s more like it! No expenses cut tonight! Look at this set! Of course, I got the two stools that are never used... and then there‘s this awesome carpet with yours truly... and then we got these awesome shapes... and how could you forget the ridiculously expensive, Jeri-tron 5000!!!” “And now, the very first guest to be on the Hi-Lite Reel in the NWA... I present to you... the beautiful, the lovely, the high-flying.... LITA!!!” The fans cheer as Lita’s music hits over the PA system. Lita walks out to a huge ovation. She smiles and does her taunt. She slides into the ring and goes up on the turnbuckle... Lita’s music stops as Jericho raises the mic back up to his lips... “So, Lita... how you doin’?” Lita~ Hey Chris! I’m great. I am so excited about being back in wrestling. I can’t wait for my match tonight! “Tonight you are in an intergender match against Mikey Shipwreck?” Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
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As the countdown ends, huge pyros blast off, scaring the fans sitting ringside. ‘BREAK THE WALLS DOWN...’ is heard as the fans boo even louder. Jericho struts out, a cocky grin on his face. He does his signature pose and then walks down into the ring. He grabs the mic from the announcer and raises it to his lips... “Welcome to.... THUNDER IS JERICHO!” “All of you assclowns in attendance are in for a real treat tonight... that’s right... HUGE treat! Not only will you be able to see... oh man, I so excited I can hardly hold it... not only will you be able to see the King of the World make Kurt Angle scream in pain and tap out... but you will also see the most highly anticipated segment... tonight is the debut of Chris Jericho’s Hi-Lite Reel! “But right now, I would like to talk a little about Kirk Angel... Kirk, you are nothing but a llllllloser! A nobody... a gone and forgotten superstar! Kirk, you are a has-been! You see, Kirk, you are washed up. Kirk’s career is a lot like his bald head. Both are lllllllong gone and they ain’t coming back! And even if they did come back, they both would be ugly as hell! Your best days are behind you... and so is your hair. So Kirk, why don’t you save the audience from being bored to death by you, and quit. No, you won’t have to quit ‘cause I will lock in the Walls of Jericho until your legs break and you will be forced to retire!” "And I can guarantee that Kirk Angel is gonna walk out of this match with bumps and bruises and a t-shirt that reads ‘I visited Boston and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a Y2J beating that I will never eeeeeeeever forget again’!!!" “Enough of that jackass! And now... here it is... the moment you’ve all been waiting for... the Hi-Lite Reel! Roll the opening, monkeys!” The Hi-Lite Reel opening plays as the ring crew set up the chairs and roll out the carpet. “That‘s more like it! No expenses cut tonight! Look at this set! Of course, I got the two stools that are never used... and then there‘s this awesome carpet with yours truly... and then we got these awesome shapes... and how could you forget the ridiculously expensive, Jeri-tron 5000!!!” “And now, the very first guest to be on the Hi-Lite Reel in the NWA... I present to you... the beautiful, the lovely, the high-flying.... LITA!!!” The fans cheer as Lita’s music hits over the PA system. Lita walks out to a huge ovation. She smiles and does her taunt. She slides into the ring and goes up on the turnbuckle... Lita’s music stops as Jericho raises the mic back up to his lips... “So, Lita... how you doin’?” Lita~ Hey Chris! I’m great. I am so excited about being back in wrestling. I can’t wait for my match tonight! “Tonight you are in an intergender match against Mikey Shipwreck?” Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
“Welcome to.... THUNDER IS JERICHO!” “All of you assclowns in attendance are in for a real treat tonight... that’s right... HUGE treat! Not only will you be able to see... oh man, I so excited I can hardly hold it... not only will you be able to see the King of the World make Kurt Angle scream in pain and tap out... but you will also see the most highly anticipated segment... tonight is the debut of Chris Jericho’s Hi-Lite Reel! “But right now, I would like to talk a little about Kirk Angel... Kirk, you are nothing but a llllllloser! A nobody... a gone and forgotten superstar! Kirk, you are a has-been! You see, Kirk, you are washed up. Kirk’s career is a lot like his bald head. Both are lllllllong gone and they ain’t coming back! And even if they did come back, they both would be ugly as hell! Your best days are behind you... and so is your hair. So Kirk, why don’t you save the audience from being bored to death by you, and quit. No, you won’t have to quit ‘cause I will lock in the Walls of Jericho until your legs break and you will be forced to retire!” "And I can guarantee that Kirk Angel is gonna walk out of this match with bumps and bruises and a t-shirt that reads ‘I visited Boston and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a Y2J beating that I will never eeeeeeeever forget again’!!!" “Enough of that jackass! And now... here it is... the moment you’ve all been waiting for... the Hi-Lite Reel! Roll the opening, monkeys!” The Hi-Lite Reel opening plays as the ring crew set up the chairs and roll out the carpet. “That‘s more like it! No expenses cut tonight! Look at this set! Of course, I got the two stools that are never used... and then there‘s this awesome carpet with yours truly... and then we got these awesome shapes... and how could you forget the ridiculously expensive, Jeri-tron 5000!!!” “And now, the very first guest to be on the Hi-Lite Reel in the NWA... I present to you... the beautiful, the lovely, the high-flying.... LITA!!!” The fans cheer as Lita’s music hits over the PA system. Lita walks out to a huge ovation. She smiles and does her taunt. She slides into the ring and goes up on the turnbuckle... Lita’s music stops as Jericho raises the mic back up to his lips... “So, Lita... how you doin’?” Lita~ Hey Chris! I’m great. I am so excited about being back in wrestling. I can’t wait for my match tonight! “Tonight you are in an intergender match against Mikey Shipwreck?” Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
“All of you assclowns in attendance are in for a real treat tonight... that’s right... HUGE treat! Not only will you be able to see... oh man, I so excited I can hardly hold it... not only will you be able to see the King of the World make Kurt Angle scream in pain and tap out... but you will also see the most highly anticipated segment... tonight is the debut of Chris Jericho’s Hi-Lite Reel!
“But right now, I would like to talk a little about Kirk Angel... Kirk, you are nothing but a llllllloser! A nobody... a gone and forgotten superstar! Kirk, you are a has-been! You see, Kirk, you are washed up. Kirk’s career is a lot like his bald head. Both are lllllllong gone and they ain’t coming back! And even if they did come back, they both would be ugly as hell! Your best days are behind you... and so is your hair. So Kirk, why don’t you save the audience from being bored to death by you, and quit. No, you won’t have to quit ‘cause I will lock in the Walls of Jericho until your legs break and you will be forced to retire!” "And I can guarantee that Kirk Angel is gonna walk out of this match with bumps and bruises and a t-shirt that reads ‘I visited Boston and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a Y2J beating that I will never eeeeeeeever forget again’!!!" “Enough of that jackass! And now... here it is... the moment you’ve all been waiting for... the Hi-Lite Reel! Roll the opening, monkeys!” The Hi-Lite Reel opening plays as the ring crew set up the chairs and roll out the carpet. “That‘s more like it! No expenses cut tonight! Look at this set! Of course, I got the two stools that are never used... and then there‘s this awesome carpet with yours truly... and then we got these awesome shapes... and how could you forget the ridiculously expensive, Jeri-tron 5000!!!” “And now, the very first guest to be on the Hi-Lite Reel in the NWA... I present to you... the beautiful, the lovely, the high-flying.... LITA!!!” The fans cheer as Lita’s music hits over the PA system. Lita walks out to a huge ovation. She smiles and does her taunt. She slides into the ring and goes up on the turnbuckle... Lita’s music stops as Jericho raises the mic back up to his lips... “So, Lita... how you doin’?” Lita~ Hey Chris! I’m great. I am so excited about being back in wrestling. I can’t wait for my match tonight! “Tonight you are in an intergender match against Mikey Shipwreck?” Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
"And I can guarantee that Kirk Angel is gonna walk out of this match with bumps and bruises and a t-shirt that reads ‘I visited Boston and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a Y2J beating that I will never eeeeeeeever forget again’!!!"
“Enough of that jackass! And now... here it is... the moment you’ve all been waiting for... the Hi-Lite Reel! Roll the opening, monkeys!”
The Hi-Lite Reel opening plays as the ring crew set up the chairs and roll out the carpet. “That‘s more like it! No expenses cut tonight! Look at this set! Of course, I got the two stools that are never used... and then there‘s this awesome carpet with yours truly... and then we got these awesome shapes... and how could you forget the ridiculously expensive, Jeri-tron 5000!!!” “And now, the very first guest to be on the Hi-Lite Reel in the NWA... I present to you... the beautiful, the lovely, the high-flying.... LITA!!!” The fans cheer as Lita’s music hits over the PA system. Lita walks out to a huge ovation. She smiles and does her taunt. She slides into the ring and goes up on the turnbuckle... Lita’s music stops as Jericho raises the mic back up to his lips... “So, Lita... how you doin’?” Lita~ Hey Chris! I’m great. I am so excited about being back in wrestling. I can’t wait for my match tonight! “Tonight you are in an intergender match against Mikey Shipwreck?” Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
“That‘s more like it! No expenses cut tonight! Look at this set! Of course, I got the two stools that are never used... and then there‘s this awesome carpet with yours truly... and then we got these awesome shapes... and how could you forget the ridiculously expensive, Jeri-tron 5000!!!” “And now, the very first guest to be on the Hi-Lite Reel in the NWA... I present to you... the beautiful, the lovely, the high-flying.... LITA!!!” The fans cheer as Lita’s music hits over the PA system. Lita walks out to a huge ovation. She smiles and does her taunt. She slides into the ring and goes up on the turnbuckle... Lita’s music stops as Jericho raises the mic back up to his lips... “So, Lita... how you doin’?” Lita~ Hey Chris! I’m great. I am so excited about being back in wrestling. I can’t wait for my match tonight! “Tonight you are in an intergender match against Mikey Shipwreck?” Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
“And now, the very first guest to be on the Hi-Lite Reel in the NWA... I present to you... the beautiful, the lovely, the high-flying.... LITA!!!”
The fans cheer as Lita’s music hits over the PA system. Lita walks out to a huge ovation. She smiles and does her taunt. She slides into the ring and goes up on the turnbuckle... Lita’s music stops as Jericho raises the mic back up to his lips... “So, Lita... how you doin’?” Lita~ Hey Chris! I’m great. I am so excited about being back in wrestling. I can’t wait for my match tonight! “Tonight you are in an intergender match against Mikey Shipwreck?” Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
Lita walks out to a huge ovation. She smiles and does her taunt.
She slides into the ring and goes up on the turnbuckle...
Lita’s music stops as Jericho raises the mic back up to his lips...
“So, Lita... how you doin’?” Lita~ Hey Chris! I’m great. I am so excited about being back in wrestling. I can’t wait for my match tonight! “Tonight you are in an intergender match against Mikey Shipwreck?” Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
Lita~ Hey Chris! I’m great. I am so excited about being back in wrestling. I can’t wait for my match tonight! “Tonight you are in an intergender match against Mikey Shipwreck?” Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
“Tonight you are in an intergender match against Mikey Shipwreck?” Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
Lita~ Actually, its Mikey Whipwreck and yes, that’s who I’m fighting...” “But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
“But before all the people at home become too excited, I better tell everyone that it is a dark match...” The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
The crowd boo’s, wanting to see Lita in live action that would be televised. “You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
“You see, Lita, Paul Heyman is holding you back. I realized this, Lita. I realized that you wouldn‘t be getting any on-air time tonight so I decided to have you as my guest.” Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
Lita~ Well, thanks, Chris. But I‘m sure I’ll get a regular match next week... “Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
“Yeah whatever... anyway, what is your main goal in the NWA? One might say that it would to become the Women’s Champion, but that’s quite hard when your fighting Mikey Shipwreck!” Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
Lita~ Well, my main goal is to... “Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
“Nevermind... what the real question on everybody’s mind is... this Mikey guy... is he the very same Mikey that used to advertise for Life cereal? You know, Mikey likes it!” “Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
“Enough of that Shipwreck jackass... Lita, there was another reason why I asked you out here... you see, I have seen the way you have been looking at me backstage...” Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
Lita has a confused look on her face... “Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
“Oh, don’t try to hide it, Lita. I saw the way your eyes lit up when I asked you to be the guest on the Hi-Lite Reel...” Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
Lita~ Actually, Chris, I’m going out with Jeff Hardy... “Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
“Shhhhhhhh.... that isn’t important... so, Lita, here is a once in a lifetime opportunity... an opportunity to get a lethal dose... a lethal injection of Vitamin C!!!” Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
Lita looks as if she has a disgusted look on her face. She walks up to Jericho, who has a smirk on his face, and she slaps him right across the face! Lita’s music hits as she climbs out of the ring as Jericho has a stunned look on his face. JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
JR~ That’s it, Lita! Teach him a lesson! “Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
“Fine you little b*tch! Yeah, you better get the hell out of my ring! Next week I will definitely have a more worthy guest! But as for tonight, I will not let my Jericholics down. I will beat the hell out of that punk, Kurt Angle! After tonight the only colors he will be wearing are black and blue!!! Now hit my music, monkeys!” Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
Jericho’s music hits as he drops the mic and rolls out of the ring, an angry look on his face....
