Scene 1 ~ Where Is the Hurricane?!
The scene opens up backstage. Coach is seen strutting down the hallway as he comes up to a locker room. The sign on the locker room reads...
HURRICANE
Coach knocks on the door, but there is no answer. Coach seems puzzled as a whishing sound is heard. Suddenly the Hurricane appears right behind Coach. Coach jumps at the surprise.
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Where’d you come from?!”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “I flew here!”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “But... how did you fly here?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “I’ve only been gone for a week and you’ve already forgotten... I got my Hurri-Powers... BEEOTCH!”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “How dare you insult the Coach! Now where have you been?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “I have been on missions to save the innocent citizens of this evil world. I was ready for my match against Raven last week, but Paul Heyman cancelled it... WHASSUP WIT DAT?!”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Mr. Heyman cancelled your match for a reason... no one wanted to see it!”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Citizen Coach, please do not speak for the remainder of our interview... thank you. Now Friday night I have a dark match against Buff Bagwell. A dark match meaning that no one will be seeing it. But that’s ok, ‘cause once I prove myself once again, there will be no more darkness in the Hurricane’s future.”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “What do you think about Buff?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Buff is indeed a terrific athlete with many skills. Buff has yet to say anything about our match which makes it hard for me to tell what will happen. But using my Hurri-Senses I can sense a win for the Hurricane! Now if I remember Buff correctly, he was always one to brag about his body and his girls and everything else. Well, let’s see if he can stand up after the Hurricane blows right by him!”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “What are you talking about? I haven’t understood a word you said so far...”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Buff... I’m sure you’re thinking that you will beat me... but you’re wrong. There is a reason that I am the only superhero in the FWE and that reason is this... I’m the only one with powers. You can have your good looks and perfect body... but I got my Hurri-Powers... BEEOTCH!”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “OK... enough with the beeotch thing. Now why were you really gone this past week?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Fine... if you must know. I was out saving citizens just like a normal afternoon, when I spotted a certain individual who has the potential to become a great superhero much like myself. So allow me to introduce to you...”
The Hurricane opens his locker room door and out steps Rosey.
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Who are you?!”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “I’m Rosey... BEEOTCH!”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “OK, Rosey, with the whole beeotch thing... that’s my saying. If you want to become a great superhero, you need to come up with a saying of your own.”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Yeah, sorry about that. Er... what am I called again?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “You’re my S.H.I.T.!”
Coach bursts out laughing.
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Shit?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Of course! You’re my Super Hero In Training!”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Oh... it’s shit with all capital letters...”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Well, I gotta go. See you two losers later! Bye Hurri-Dork and his shitty companion!”
Coach walks off laughing as Hurricane turns back to Rosey.
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Rosey, you need to stand up for yourself. That’s the first lesson in becoming a superhero...”
| ‘The S.H.I.T.’ Rosey | “Sorry, Hurricane. I will stand up for myself for now on... cause I’m Rosey, the S.H.I.T.!”
The Hurricane frowns.
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Er... we gotta work on that.”
The scene fades as they go into Hurricane’s locker room.
