Scene 1 ~ Watch Out! There’s a Hurricane Comin’ Through!
The scene opens up in what appears to be an all concrete room. One wooden table is the only piece of furniture in the room. A single light bulb hangs from the ceiling, illuminating the room a very little bit. Out of the shadows emerges a FWE wearing a black and lime green costume. It appears to be the Hurricane, the only true superhero in the FWE. Hurricane leans over the wooden table as he begins to speak...
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Where have I been? Where has The Hurricane been? That has been the question I have been hearing all week from the citizens. I assure you, the Hurricane has been not lounging around in his living room. Instead, I have been helping all the people from the evil in this world. I have been saving the helpless in times when they need help most. But never fear, because this Friday Night... all four of my opponents will need help. However, they will receive no help from this superhero.”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “My good friend, Gregory Helms, who is a reporter for the Daily Globe, has reported to me that my each and every one of my opponents has been talking smack about the Hurricane... WHASSUP WIT DAT?! They are saying that the Hurricane is not a problem... that the Hurricane won’t be a major threat. Well, I am standing here tonight in front of the world saying that it is time to start worrying about the Hurricane. It is time to start considering the Hurricane as a major threat. ‘Cause the worst thing you can do is to not be prepared... the worst thing you can do is to least expect what will happen. And what will happen is a hurricane is about to hit... and there will be no survivors!”
A knock is heard at the door as it swings open. Coach walks in, a giant grin on his face.
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Hurricane! I thought I heard someone in here. Uh... what are you doing in here alone?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Well, Coach, I was trying to cut a promo. So if you don’t mind...”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Mind...? Oh, I know what you want. You want me to interview you, right?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Uh, no... that’s not what I was getting at...”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “OK... great. First off, what do you think about one of the biggest upsets in history when, last week, you demolished Goldberg?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Well, Coach, first I would like to thank all those citizens who had faith in me. But I must admit, I did have an added motivation... and that was to prove Goldberg wrong. His entire career, Goldberg has decimated his opponents. Well, last week was certainly different. Last week, Goldberg fell victim to his own medicine. I beat Goldberg... wait, not only did I beat Goldberg, I whooped his ass!”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Moving on... tomorrow night, you have a huge match. You will be competing in a double elimination match against four other superstars. What do you have to say?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “What do I have to say? I have to say that once again my odds are not looking so good. But I have been given this opportunity to prove myself and I will not waste it. Putting me in a main event match is like Christmas come early. I will not let this opportunity go to waste.”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Let’s talk about your opponents... First is Stone Cold Steve Austin.”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Ahhhh, yes. Stone Cold... Austin is a great wrestler. He backs down from nobody and does what he wants when he wants. He has said that next to Lita, I am the least biggest threat. Now Lita is a tremendous athlete, but a superhero being the same threat as a diva... WHASSUP WIT DAT?! Austin, you are the one who is the lease threat. You see, I will use my HurriPowers and I will pick up a win.... BEEOTCH!!!”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “How about Jericho?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Jericho has not said too much about our upcoming match... but that doesn’t mean a damn thing. I will still walk into that ring in the same mindset as if he called me the most foulest name on this earth. That means that Jericho will be no different than Austin... than Taker... than Lita... and no different than Goldberg.”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Taker?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “The Undertaker... he is the one that I want to beat. He is the one that I want to cover for the 1..2..3. You see, Citizen Coach, this is not only a match between us. The Undertaker stands for everything that I am not. He represents the evil in this world, while I on the other hand represent the good. I will beat Taker and I will rid, not only the FWE, but the entire world of all the Undertaker’s evil!”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “And lastly, Lita?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “I feel like I am in the same boat as Lita. We both realize that we are the underdogs in these match-ups. But underdog or not, Lita will still suffer a blow... she will still suffer the Hurricane!”
The light goes out as Coach fumbles around in the darkness. As he turns the light back on, the Hurricane is no where to be seen.
