Scene 1 ~ Watch Out! There’s a Hurricane Comin’ Through!
The scene opens up backstage where Coach is standing by in some sort of FWE locker room. It is unclear exactly who’s locker room it is...
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “I am standing by, hoping to get a word with one individual who will be fighting this Friday Night at Fury! I am in the locker room of...”
The lights begin to flicker as Coach looks around, scared. Suddenly the lights stop as the Hurricane appears beside Coach...
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Citizen Coach, it is I... the Hurricane!”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “But... how did you... you weren’t here a second ago!”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Citizen Coach, have you not learned anything? I’m not just the same old everyday wrestler.. I’m... the Hurricane!”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Whatever you say, Hurricane. Last week you battled the Rock in a match that ended in a no contest. How do you feel about that?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “I would have loved to beat him, without a doubt. But getting a draw against somebody like the Rock is an amazing accomplishment. I was the underdog going in and a lot of people were expecting me to get crushed.”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Why didn’t you use your HurriPowers?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane | “Citizen Coach, I simply didn’t use them because I didn’t feel the need to. The HurriPowers are not something to be taken lightly. I am not about to abuse my powers.”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Whatever... Anyway, this Friday Night on Fury you will be taking the toughest opponent in your career... GOLDBERG! Are you scared in anyway?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Young Jonathon, you have a lot to learn. Everybody knows that the Hurricane doesn’t fear anybody. I know that my chances in this match are not good... but that doesn’t matter. Chances are not the things that win my matches... HurriPowers are! If chances won matches, I would never win a match! I am always the underdog in every one of my matches? I have always been and I will always be. But each and every week, I will walk out here and overcome those odds... I will prove all those people that I am just as good as The Rock, as Kane, as the Undertaker, and yes, Coach, as Goldberg.”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Nobody has heard from Goldberg lately... is that a good sign? And where do you think he is?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Jonathon, I do not know whether Goldberg’s mysterious disappearance is a good sign or not... my HurriPowers can only see so much. But what I do know is that Goldberg is probably not wasting his time talking to reporters like you. Instead, he is probably at the gym... getting ready not just for the Hurricane, but for the rest of the FWE!”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Obviously you don’t spend your time at the gym... so how do you get ready for your match?”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Have you not listened to a word I have spoken?! I am the Hurricane... the superhero of the FWE. I have no time for weight lifting and body building... I am too busy saving the innocent citizens of this world.”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Well, someone is going to need saving this Friday...”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “And that someone will be...?”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “You!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “ME? WHASSUP WIT DAT?! Goldberg will be the one who will need saving. Everyone says that Goldberg has this legendary streak in WcW and he has been the champ so many times... but here in the FWE... he hasn‘t done squat! I will beat Goldberg tonight, not just for myself, but for the great people in attendance! Tonight I will make Goldberg my BEEEOTCH!”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Ha, ha, ha! That’s very funny, Hurricane! Like you have any chance whatsoever against Goldberg!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Coach, I am not going to tell you again... Tomorrow night, I will fight in front of a sold-out arena... and I will do the unthinkable... I will do the impossible... I will beat Goldberg. I admit that Goldberg is very intimidating... just the look of him could cause a person to lose the match. But put out your hands...”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “What?! Are you crazy? Put out my hands?!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Yes, Citizen Coach, put out your hands.”
Coach puts out his left hand...
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Do you feel that? Do you feel the wind?”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Feel what?! Feel the wind? Hurricane, we are inside!”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “To you, that might appear so... but if you concentrate hard enough, you can feel the winds upon your fingertips... you can feel the winds of change. You see, the time of the Rock and Undertaker and Goldberg and no more. It is time for a new superstar... excuse me, superhero... to make a stand. I will prove tomorrow night that I am capable of hanging with the best of the best. And what will happen just may shock the world...”
| ‘FWE Interviewer’ Coach | “Listen, Hurricane, I really wish I could sit here and talk about your ‘superpowers’ longer... yeah, right... but I really must go.”
| ‘The Superhero’ Hurricane | “Goldberg, if you haven’t already noticed... the weather is starting to become rough... the tides are changing... the winds are blowing... ‘cause you see... There’s a Hurricane comin’ through and YOU’RE NEXT!”
Hurricane flies off as Coach looks around for him...
