Scene 1 ~ Watch Out! There’s a Hurricane Comin’ Through!
The scene opens up in a parking lot, where a long black limo has just pulled up. Coach is seen standing beside the limo, waiting patiently for this unexpected guest. After a minutes, Coach begins to grow impatient as he walks to the back door and opens it. He pokes his head in and backs away, a very confused look on his face. The limo appears to be empty...
Coach is looking around as a whooshing sound is heard and the Hurricane appears behind him...
| ‘Cocky' Coach |
“I mean look how you‘re dressed! NEWS FLASH... Halloween is long gone!”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane |
“Very funny... I am the Hurricane, the superhero of the FWE. My objective is to rid the FWE of all evil and purify the FWE World Heavyweight Title!”
| ‘Cocky' Coach |
“Where did you come from?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane |
“Citizen Coach, where I came from is not important at the moment... what is important is where I am going.”
| ‘Cocky' Coach |
“Well, where are you going?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane |
“I am going straight to the ECW arena in Philly whoop the Rock’s ass!”
Coach starts to laugh...
| ‘Cocky' Coach |
“You’re kidding, right? You beat the Rock?!”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane |
“No, Coach, the Hurricane only speaks of the truth. I will pull off the biggest upset ever.”
| ‘Cocky' Coach |
“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you hear what the Rock said over the last week regarding your match with him?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane |
“No, Coach, I didn’t hear what Rock said... I was off saving innocent citizens. But quite frankly, I don’t care. Mr. Hollywood is going to walk into this match thinking he is the best and that he will get an easy win. Well, Coach, that won’t happen.”
| ‘Cocky' Coach |
“Well, Mr. Hollywood is the Scorpion King... which is way better than the Hurricane!”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane |
“He’s the Scorpion King... well, I say the Scorpion King has a small ding-a-ling! And the Scorpion King can bring all his powers.. cause quite frankly, they won‘t help him beat the Hurricane!”
| ‘Cocky' Coach |
“Oh? Yeah, the Scorpion King has all his powers and what do you have, Hurricane?”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane |
“I got my Hurri-Powers... BEEEOTCH!”
| ‘Cocky' Coach |
“How dare you call me that you little...”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane |
“Stop right there! Citizen Coach, make sure you set a good example for all the little citizens here tonight! Anyway, we’re getting off task... The Rock can talk about how he is the best and how he made Kurt Angle quit the FWE... everybody knows that that’s not true so that doesn’t make me mad... what does make me mad is that Rocky is walking around telling people that the Hurricane’s career will hit Rock Bottom... WHASSUP WIT DAT?!”
| ‘Cocky' Coach |
“Well...”
| ‘The Superhero' Hurricane |
“Coach, zip it! Rock, the thing that you are doing wrong... the thing that will cost you the match this Friday night is that you are underestimating me. Not just you, Rock, but everybody from Coach here to the referee to the guy selling popcorn. But there is no difference now than there was about 5 years ago... you see, Coach, my entire career... my entire life I have been hearing that I am too small... that I’m not strong enough to beat the best of the best... that I don’t have what it takes to accomplish greatness... that I have no real powers. Well, I want everyone to tune in to Friday Night Fury this week and watch as a Hurricane flies right through. Rock will find out first-hand exactly how my Hurri-Powers feel like! Now if you’ll excuse me, Citizen Coach, my Hurri-Senses sense evil nearby...”
| ‘Cocky' Coach |
“Hurricane, thanks for this... interesting interview.”
Another whooshing sound is heard as the Hurricane disappears. Coach turns around and looks around, however there is no sign of the Hurricane.
Scene 2 ~
The scene opens in a local mall in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. We see a reporter, Gregory Helms, standing by. Gregory sees a kid wearing a FWE t-shirt. Gregory walks over to the kid and taps him on the shoulder. The kid turns around...
| ‘Teenage Citizen' Joey |
“Huh?”
| ‘Reporter' Gregory Helms |
“Citi... UGH! Sir, I see that you are wearing a FWE t-shirt...”
| ‘Teenage Citizen' Joey |
“Yeah... do I know you? You seem strangely familiar!”
| ‘Reporter' Gregory Helms |
“Yes, I often hear of many similarities between myself and others... but I am just a simple reporter from the Daily Globe.”
| ‘Teenage Citizen' Joey |
“Yeah... right.”
| ‘Reporter' Gregory Helms |
“This Friday Night on Fury, the Hurricane and the Rock go one-on-one... what is your prediction for the outcome of this match?”
| ‘Teenage Citizen' Joey |
“That’s it! You are the Hurricane, aren’t you?”
| ‘Reporter' Gregory Helms |
“Listen, son, I have already told you, I am just a reporter, nothing more and nothing less... now your prediction?”
| ‘Teenage Citizen' Joey |
“Well, I think the Rock will lay the SMACKDOWN!”
| ‘Reporter' Gregory Helms |
“The Rock?!”
| ‘Teenage Citizen' Joey |
“Yeah... since the Hurricane has no real powers!”
| ‘Reporter' Gregory Helms |
“What?! The Hurricane’s powers are top of the line!”
| ‘Teenage Citizen' Joey |
“Whatever!”
Gregory Helms, seeming to be very upset, walks outside of the mall. He sees an elderly man slowly crossing the street when a car is coming. Gregory quickly pulls the old man out of the way.
| ‘Reporter' Gregory Helms |
“Be sure to look both ways before crossing the street, mister.”
| ‘Old Man' Tom |
“Why thank you, son. I will be sure to look both ways... Say, you remind me of some kind of superhero.”
| ‘Reporter' Gregory Helms |
“Nope, just an innocent reporter. Do you watch the FWE at all?”
| ‘Old Man' Tom |
“Well, yes I do... well, if I don’t fall asleep that is.”
| ‘Reporter' Gregory Helms |
“This Friday Night... Hurricane VS The Rock... who will win?”
| ‘Old Man' Tom |
“Well, Hurricane is one of them young folk... I see bright things in his future. The Rock has been around for awhile, kind of like myself, so I think Hurricane will pull an upset.”
| ‘Reporter' Gregory Helms |
“Thanks, mister. But I must go now...”
Suddenly Gregory Helms disappears without a trace...
